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What are you doing?

Whose boobs are those?

Why are you looking at my phone?

Because a pair of tits just flashed on your screen.

Oh, my God.

It's because it's my screensaver.

And they're my tits.

Don't act like you don't have a million dick pics on your phone.

I don't.

But you're on Tinder all day.

I know you have at least one, and I'm going to find it right now. That's my

phone. No. I mean, just look at it. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

What's going on in here?

Nothing? Nothing, Mom.

All right, well, knock it off.

I have to go to work, and I don't have to worry about you guys killing each

other while I'm gone, okay?

Okay, we'll just wait till you get back to do it. All right.

God, your mom is such a nightmare.

She's your mom, too.

Stepmom.

Come on.

Oh, my God, no.

You did not tell a girl, hey, baby, want to have some fun tonight?

What's wrong with that?

Nothing if you never want to get laid for the rest of your life.

Let me reply to her. No! Let me just do it! Girls know what other girls want to

hear, okay? Trust me.

How about this?

Hmm.

Staying out of trouble?

Zeppelin girl?

Zeppelin girl.

You always include something from the profile so they know that you went

just looking at the first picture.

She's already typing back.

She is?

Mm -hmm.

She says, Why do you ask if I'm staying out of trouble?

Should I be getting into trouble?

She did not.

Mm -hmm.

Maybe there's some trouble we can get into together.

Look, she already replied again.

It's been so long since the boy made me get into trouble. Are you sure you would

know how to?

Well, I am good at being bad.

Is this how you talk to guys online?

Maybe.

She says, I can be bad too.

And look, wait for it.

Wait.

There's your tit pic.

Jesus.

My sister's got a girl to send me a tit pic.

It wasn't hard.

Now, you need to send her something back.

What? No. No fucking way.

Dude.

Girl just sent you a tit pic.

You have to send her a dick pic back. That's like internet protocol

Then

I'll take it

No, come on. You need to pull your pants all the way down. Can I please just

take it for you? Okay, pull these down.

All the way.

Underwear, too.

Nobody wants to see a clothed dick pic.

Go a little to the right.

Yeah.

I think she'll be very happy with this.

Would you be?

Um... I don't know if I should answer that.

You just took a photo of my dick and now you're shy?

Maybe I shouldn't have taken it that far.

But you did.

Alright, fine.

Yeah.

Yeah. I would be very happy with your dick.

Wait.

Are you sure this is a good idea?

I just don't want your mom to come back and see us

We've got some time

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Oof.

Thank you.

and tender.

It feels fucking good. Don't stop. Please, please, please.

What's wrong?

What was that?

Nobody saw it, right?

Yeah, I think so.

Okay.

You already saw the moment when

you want to see the real thing.

Let me do it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Yes.

Holy fuck. Why did you learn to do that?

Why did you learn to fucking do that?

Yes. Yes. Oh, my God. Take them off.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're right.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

Oh,

fuck.

You fucking did it.

Fucking dead.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh,

fuck.

um oh

Oh,

sorry.

I'm supposed to be.

Fucking god

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Sparky.

I am a god.

I know. I can't stop thinking about you.

You're my fucking stepbrother.

You're my fucking stepbrother.

And you're fucking me.

Yes, I want it. Please. Please, please, please.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

It's tight. It's fucking tight.

Oh, shit.

Shit.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, damn.

Oh, my God, yes.

Yes.

Oh, shit, my God, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God, I never thought I would fucking run through my entire life.

Oh my God, yes.

Shit. Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck.

Did you think your cock was so good?

Oh, my God.

That's so... Oh, my God.

Fuck. Yes.

Yes. Can you do that?

Can you do that? I don't know you like that.

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, God. Go deeper.

Go deeper. Please.

Please. Please. Fuck.

Oh, my God. Yes. Yes.

Yeah, believe it, don't follow me.

It was.