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Bread bin.

Every time. I'm really stuck in the bread bin. Help me out. What if I pull

this? Oh, thanks. No, don't do it again.

I promise I'll never step foot in that bread bin again.

Hey -ho.

Hurry, Luddy Wood, it's started. What started?

Oh, the audience is here already.

Yes. The film has begun.

Oh, fish sticks. I thought we had more time. Come on, hurry, hurry. I'm

hurrying. Oh, and, Luddy Wood, you're a flying moor.

Here we go then.

So many things may happen when a tunnel is your home. Well, some are boring,

some are rock and roll.

We used to think our ceiling was a solid mass of stone.

But suddenly one day there was a hole.

And in the hole we saw a guy in a weird and British thing. With big surprised

and very furry eyes.

His tail, however, told us that he was some kind of beast. It was the badger,

very soon we realized.

We have a badger in our root, hey, badger -y, badger -o. We have a badger

root, hey, badger -o.

Don't worry, hit the dial, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk,

talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. Hit it,

-o.

Good morning, Mr. Badger. Not a clever thing to do.

It's really quite enough to make us frown.

We're lodging in our ceiling, make you glad or make you blue.

Ending up when you were digging down.

We have a badger in our room, pay badgery, badger -o. We have a badger in

room, pay badger -o.

Oh, poor badger -o. That must have hurt, eh?

Poor you.

Oh, nothing, nothing, nothing.

Are you thirsty? Need some food? Want a band -aid for your head? Tutton, you're

spoiling him.

That badger needs training and discipline, not mollycoddling.

You little rascal.

I'll cut it out. I'll stop the tickling. Really, Tutson. Come on. It's getting

late. Time for bed.

You're not going to bed already.

But the film has just started.

Tutson, it's ten o 'clock. Time for bed. Come on. But it's only half past ten.

How can you say that when it's very clearly ten o 'clock? Ten? How on earth

it be ten?

Tutson, have a look over there. That clock says ten, doesn't it?

You can't tell the time. You can't tell the time. Look who's talking.

Take a look at my watch. It says half past seven. It's been half past seven

the past five years.

Don't try to tell me I don't know the time. Besides, I'm dead tired. I don't

want to stay up all night discussing what time it is.

Some bedtime reading.

Let me see. I've read that one, read that one, read this one a few times.

Tootson?

You devious devil. I'm missing a vampire, Mag.

You've been stealing my stuff. I so have not. You're going to be hearing scary

noises again.

Seeing monsters in the dark, that's how it is when you read those ghoulish, gory

magazines. Admit it. I only read the ones with those poor ladies in them.

What poor ladies? You know, the poor ladies who were looking for a boyfriend.

I want to go to sleep.

Just don't wake me up when you start getting nightmares.

Er, Luddywood, were we supposed to brush our teeth today?

No, we brush our teeth on Saturdays, just before we open our goodie bags.

Shit, we're clever lads, aren't we?

Nighty -night. Good night, Tudson.

Nighty -night, my dear all.

Amanda, they're gaining on us. Don't talk, Dad. Run.

In here.

Will, what's your nose telling you? Where are they?

They're over there.

Come out, come out.

and your stupid nose.

But I can smell them.

Whom do I owe?

Bloody Wood, there's something... Bloody Wood, wake up. Bloody Wood, something

terrible has happened.

Bloody Wood. Bloody Wood.

Bloody Wood.

Bloody... Bloody Foot.

What did you say?

I said Bloody Wood. You said Muddy Foot. I did not.

It sounded like you said Muddy Foot. Me?

You think that I...

Honestly, Tootson, waking me up in the middle of the night with this rubbish...

It's not rubbish.

There's been an accident, Lottie Wood. A big, scary accident here in our tunnel.

Whereabouts? In my dreams.

Huh? I dreamt that it came over there.

But you... You say you dreamt it?

Yeah. Oh, you gibbering idiot.

But it woke me up.

So obviously we have to go and investigate.

Come on. But it's only 12 o 'clock. Now. Look.

We can't get up now. It's the middle of the night. No, but it was clearly a

monster sound.

I once read about a knitting monster that attacked ladies and unraveled their

jumpers. And he was like... Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

What did I tell you?

You've got to stop reading the scary magazines. I know, but...

Don't push me. You're first.

We have to be careful. But I think you should go first.

It's easier. Better all round if you find it first.

Why do I always have to go first? Hey, stop it.

How are you doing?

Hello? Wakey, wakey.

Hello?

Oh, Luddywood, come quick. I did it. I made her wake up.

Tutton, I told you to leave her alone.

What if she's got that... Hello,

lady. My name's Tutton.

Welcome to my tunnel.

Good evening, my lady.

Luddywood. the name?

Amanda.

No, no, Luddywood.

And, fair maiden, what brings you to our tunnel?

To your tunnel?

Yes, you probably fell off the train and into our humble abode. What's with the

funny talk?

What do you mean, talking funny? Of course you are. I can hardly recognise

Of course you can. Watch it out, will you? It's just sickening. Well, this is

Luddywood, this is me, and this is Badgeraw. Badgeraw is a badger, and he

way up there on the roof.

But hey... Are you the lucky last of us?

My dad!

Okay, I must go.

No, no, no. Look, look. Hat stand.

Don't go.

And over here, rocking chair.

State of the art. Fastest one in the country.

Check this out.

You see, this chap's missing a few nuts and bolts.

Good thing I'm here to look after him.

Those chairs are dangerous.

Great. But I have to go. I'm in a hurry. But first, let's have a spot of

breakfast, eh?

And some goat cheese, perhaps?

Allow me to offer our lovely lady guest some... What the dickens are you doing

in here? Get back to your hole.

Oh, poor badger -o.

Never mind Grumpy Luddywood. He's just got a little strange on us.

Nuffie, nuffie, nuffie.

Enough with the nuffie -nuffie. We have a real lady guest present. Where do

these tracks lead?

Which way is out?

But why do you want to leave so soon? You're our guest, aren't you? I have to

help my father. He's in big trouble.

Big trouble?

Hey -ho!

Do you hear that, Hollywood? Yes.

He's been kidnapped by a psycho.

Psycho? A maniac by the name of Rasputin.

Maniac? He's forcing my dad into making a terrible serum.

Terrible serum? You sound like a damsel in distress.

We can help.

Yeah.

If we join forces, there are many of us. Look, three, five, six, and counting

badger all, we'll be 17, one, two, nine.

No, Tootson.

Heaven. Well, you know, it would be nice to have some help, but I... Great. Just

wait there. We'll show you.

Well, look here. This belonged to my grandfather.

Captain Tootsie. Uh, can you travel on that thing for real?

Of course. We're always ready for adventure.

Uh, where are we going?

Unfortunately, our heroes will soon be heading for this city.

It is a sad city.

The people who live here can only speak in guttural gargles.

This is due to the incessant fall of polluted rain.

from the heavy clouds above.

The name of this city is Bergen.

No one can escape the great Rasputin.

Welcome to my palace, Professor Sallow.

This is my humble laboratory.

There you go, boss.

How's this, Professor Fellow?

Where's his daughter?

Well, she was on this train, see?

And we were running, and we tried to... But then we were like... She's probably

not important. I sincerely apologise for having brought you here by force, but

being the most prominent scientist, only you can produce this serum of mine.

I don't work for crooks like you.

You'll do as you're told.

Or would you care to try this?

You don't scare me.

I would rather die than make that serum for you.

Okay.

But suppose we put your daughter in that chair.

Don't you dare.

You leave Amanda out of this.

Find his daughter.

and bring her back. At once. We're on it, boss.

When Amanda gets here, you'll finish my serum.

I will have taken Bergen in a single hour. A week later, I'll have subdued

country. And before the year is out, I'll be ruling the entire world.

No one can stop me.

Let's bring this one too. How about this?

Actually, that's great.

We'll bring this one. There's room for both. Yeah, no problem. This one too,

right? Nearly forgot about that one. Me too. Oh, so that's what that was. You

think of everything.

You too, Luddy Wood. You're really great at packing. It's almost as if we

compliment each other. That's true. Can I bring this as well?

Are you really sure about this? Of course we are. We want to help you

your father. Hold on a sec.

It feels like there's something we're forgetting.

Timetable, perhaps?

We don't want to slam into a train.

No, got that. It feels like there's someone else, though. So how about we

that dresser along as well, just in case?

What on earth would we possibly need a dresser for?

Let's bring a hat stand, though, just to be on the safe side. You never know

when a hat stand might come in useful.

Hang on a sec. What are you getting? That's probably nothing.

Let's just go.

Set sail for Bergen.

Bergen, here we come.

Let's wake up the entire country while we're at it. Yes, let's. It's way too

early in the morning to be sleeping still.

Morning sun and glowing mountain.

First light is the power cut.

Rise and shine and greet the light. A new day is on its way.

Morning mist is fading and a brand new day has just begun.

Music on the radio, it's time to put the kettle on.

Oh, look, it's like a picture postcard.

Good morning, fisherman and farmer.

Wake up now.

Rise and shine.

Get up, keep joy and no more sorrow. Fill your day with more tomorrow.

Get up to joy and no more sorrows. Fill your day with more tomorrow.

Good morning to the birds and trees. Oh, isn't this a lovely day?

Over here. Say cheese. Good morning to our friends and all the ones who've come

from far away.

Rise and shine.

It's half past seven already.

Good morning, teacher and policeman.

Where's he? Where's he?

Rise and...

Hey,

Amanda, why the long face?

Everything will be just fine, Amanda. We'll rescue your father, save the

and put every... Everything right.

Oh, look, Tootson, a tunnel.

Oh, that's a fine one. Very symmetrical.

You can count on us, Amanda.

We've got it all under control. Just sit back and we'll fix everything.

Eh, Badgerall?

Er... Tootson? Yeah?

You did say you checked the timetables, right? Yes, there's no trains in here.

Oh. Huh?

That's not a train. Not a train? You misread the timetable, you idiot!

I absolutely did not. Just look.

There's a train coming!

It says you're in plain writing. Tell me this. How old is that timetable? It's

proper old. I got the oldest timetable. I can find it. It's usually me who looks

up there. Help me move this trolley around before we all get killed!

This isn't going to end well!

Faster, faster!

This is all your fault! Oh, shut it!

Close. I mean, like I said, everything's under complete control.

Can we stop this thing?

This is the brake, right?

Oh, that's what I forgot.

What was it? I was supposed to fix the brakes. What? I'm so absent -minded.

must be about here. She could have come that far.

Oh, she will have. This is pretty accurate.

Did your nose tell you that?

Oh, what the... Will you stop doing that?

Oh, so you're sulking now.

You're a prickly one, you are. Well, two can play at that game.

That's her!

Mono, face that way.

Look, lovely one, he looks like your auntie.

Please, don't insult the fly. Oh, no!

We have to jump now!

I want to get off here! I want my hat!

Is this really bad luck, or is this a normal day for the two of you? No, this

a bit worse than usual.

Romantic view, though, eh?

What the bedoodle is that thing?

Oh, sweet somebody or other. Are we dead now?

Is this supposed to be heaven, then?

Who's touching my knee?

What are you, a squid?

Something.

Look,

Tootsie. Floating hands in mid -air.

What kind of disgusting place is this? One might almost think one's in Bergen

already.

My nose tells me she's in there.

Some kind of theme park.

This has to end sooner or later, right?

Oh,

great.

I've got fish coats in me underpants.

Honestly, Tootsin, there's a lady present.

That's really rude, that is. It really hurts.

Sorry, I... What did she ever do to you?

I didn't mean to.

I'm sorry. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Okay, that's enough.

We need to get out of here.

Too right you do.

There's the door.

Tutton? Yeah?

We can never tell anyone about this.

We'd get locked up.

Is this fairground still open?

No, they closed it down 20 years ago. But why are you both still here then?

We like this place so much we just stayed. There's no better place for us

darling. I love you, honey float.

Oh, my bony bow.

You don't find my hair a little lifeless? Not at all. Your hair is the

lifeless thing about you. Oh, you funny bow.

Hey, what kind of weirdos would want to live like this?

Yeah, in a tube underground.

Yeah, I can see how you two might find that strange.

You are?

How so?

Not far to go now.

There's the egg bit.

Closing time.

They chopped badger off!

Stop right there, badger -nappers!

That's an order!

There's no getting out of here as long as the whale's teeth are shut.

Now you'll have to stay here too.

Forever.

Badger all.

Badger all. They talk badger all. I'm sure Santa will bring you a new badger

Christmas.

But think about Amanda's father.

Amanda can't buy herself a new dad for Christmas.

Now is that sad or what?

Crying about it won't help.

Come on. Does anyone fancy a game of cards with us?

Aye. I can't take it.

Can't take what, Hudson?

That we're stuck here forever.

I can't take it all. There has to be an exit. I have to help my dad.

Oh, badger all.

Hello. You were supposed to help me.

I've never felt this sad before.

Have a green pastille.

and let your tears spill.

It's good to have a cry.

It's easy if you give it a try to have a little cry.

It's good to have a cry.

Have a cry. Just like every day.

I want to shower.

Shall I help wash my walls away?

How and when and some.

Until I fill a tub.

There, there, Tootsie.

Crying helps you let out all the sad and ugly feelings that pile up inside and

haunt and taunt you when you're down.

Nobody can smile and just be happy all the time. It helps to have a cry.

And in the end, all tears will dry.

Have a green pastille and let your tears spill.

Oh, that felt nice. I'm happy again.

Professor Fellow, I've got a surprise for you. Care to guess what we've got in

this bag?

Or should I say, who we've got in this bag?

Eh? Have a guess.

Actually bit my nose off.

You and that nose of yours.

Why the devil would anyone want a nose that can't smell the difference between

girl and a badger?

That's not always so easy, not hearing Bergen.

Isn't that your nose lying on the floor?

Am I supposed to hold it like this all day long?

Get it out of here.

Find Amanda right now.

As in, this minute. I guarantee you that you're going to lose more than your

noses.

Amanda?

Where are you, Amanda?

Amanda! Amanda!

Come on out, will you? We know you're in there.

She must have found a way out.

We have to find her.

Badger all.

Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. Aha!

Aha? What do you mean, aha?

But that way is closed.

That's easily solved if we apply some Ludewood Cleverness.

Now give it a good...

boom talking?

No, as a matter of fact, it isn't. You could have just waited until I got out

the way.

Ready home, Amanda? Let's go rescue your father. No, no, no.

You're very sweet, and I know you mean well, but... But what?

You two turn everything into chaos!

We're lousy at chaos. Yeah, I agree. We wouldn't know chaos if it came to this.

Divine chaos.

Did we say something wrong?

Hey, wait for us.

Amanda, can't you just... We're trying to help you here.

I don't get it. She's just walking away.

I miss our trolley. And I miss Badgerall.

Me too, actually.

There's no bleeping fish of any sodding kind to catch here tonight.

Not a single herring.

You see now, I told you you should have brought the dragnet, Angus. What? In

this sewer?

And tell me, what do you think we would have ended up spending all night

cleaning out of the bleeping dragnet?

Ach, poo.

Eh? Exactly.

Oh!

Angus! Eh?

Behind you.

What is that?

It looks like a sack.

Aye, I can see that.

Do you know what?

Let's bring it home with us and claim salvage on it.

Oh, knights of darkness.

Oh, thieves of sharpness.

Aggie, you're back at last.

What the blazes?

Did ye wrap the fish up, eh?

That's not a fish, thee.

It's a sack.

We didnae catch any fish.

We only caught this sack here.

Well, then, what's in it?

Oh, we didnae look inside yet.

Ah, only on the outside.

But, Alfred.

Aye? Do you think you could give us a wee hand?

Look inside the sack together.

Okay, but make it snappy then. I haven't got all day.

Oh, jings.

What the blazes?

He's still dead.

Well, we can't just leave it lying here. It's in the way. How about we put it in

the boat shed?

What for?

We could charge it premium rent for a cottage.

Aye, we'll be rich, so we can move out of here.

I heard what you said.

Didn't you?

You were going to charge me premium rent to live in that shed.

Oh, aye, but you get used to the boat as well.

And the pier.

And I guess the jumper, too.

That's a question, that is.

Hmm.

This is a very strange time.

Aye, but we like living here by the sea. The air's really nice.

There's three months that has taken off Kinfolk, we are the only ones left now.

That was no sea monster. It was a machine. Couldn't you tell?

Dear Mr. Badger, you shouldn't mock our sorry fate. All our kinfolk have been

lost at sea.

But your kinfolk might still be alive.

What's that? If you follow that machine, you might just find them.

Oh, do you think so? Could you help us?

Oh, please.

We'll make you our king, Mr. Badger.

Me? A king?

Our mighty king.

But I'm just an ordinary badger. Oh, please, please, please. Only you can

us. Would your majesty be so kind as to bow down?

I know.

Hmm.

Yes. Our mighty king.

Haven't got all day, have we?

Come, let us go and rescue your kinfolk.

Are we there yet?

No. Are we there yet?

No. Okay, I'm just thinking out loud here.

Are we there yet?

Is that Bergen?

Yes. And my father's being held prisoner in that tower.

Place your faith in me, Amanda. Allow me to serve as your valiant champion.

I and my trusty footman here will make things... Footman?

Me? Your servant now? All you ever think about is that flea -ridden badger. Flea

-ridden? Hello?

Hey, gentlemen, you've both been very kind and brave.

Thank you very much.

But, Amanda, Tootson can wait here. He doesn't have to come along. What did you

say? You have some nerve. Thanks a lot, but I can manage alone from here.

It can't be more dangerous than hanging out with the two of you.

But Amanda... She's gone. Yeah, and it's your

fault we're standing out here in the cold.

My fault?

You nincompoop.

Nincompoop. Anyway, I'm off to save Amanda now. She needs me.

Well, I'm going to save Badgerall. You just sit here on that big bum of yours

and fall in love. Did you just say I had a fat bottom?

Sorry, I meant fat head.

Fathead? Oh, really?

Well, then you're a rude, uncivilized, imbecilic pineapple.

My piano tie.

My piano tie!

That's the straw that breaks the elephant's back.

You'll have to go it on your own now.

Okay, that's fine. You just go.

Don't worry.

And this is the last you'll ever see of Luddy Wood.

Call yourself the best friend?

You know what?

You look like you just pooped your pants.

Luddy Wood!

Come back here!

This argument isn't finished!

All clear.

Now, the laboratory's on the top floor, but how do we get up there?

Oh, that's easily fixed.

It's Hamish.

And that's Veranda.

And there's my Angus.

One simple task.

Do you really not understand how vital Amanda is?

Professor Fellow won't cooperate unless we have a short...

Let me show you how far we've come. Fetch me one of the rats.

Oh no!

What are they going to do to our robot?

Now here we go.

Out you go.

Step onto that little plank.

The zombie puppet serum.

A weapon that will make me the most powerful leader in the history of the

Is that cool or what?

But my current serum only works on rats.

I need my serum to work on humans as well. For that, I will need to get the

of Professor Fellow. So bring Amanda here right now.

Now ask yourselves, would you like to be my generals, or would you prefer to end

up like him?

We will, um... I can't hear you.

We will go get hold of Amanda.

Well, I'm keeping you then.

Nothing, boss.

On the way.

to the tune of the handsome, great, and wonderful Rasputin.

But,

Amanda.

Amanda, why are you here? You need to leave now.

I'm not leaving you here.

You shouldn't have come here at all. He can't harm me, you know, as long as he

can't harm you. I'm not going to leave you here to rot in the hands of that

monster.

Yes, my dear little rats.

I will be unstoppable.

Please stop there.

Not one step further.

Jump.

Do a twirl.

A ticket, you say? Oh, but I... Oh, yes, I totally understand,

but I'm afraid I don't have any money on me. Not a penny.

I say, is there a live band playing in there or something?

Yes, yes, I completely understand that, but I simply must get in there. I have

to save someone, and then I'll be out in a jiffy, honestly.

Right.

Well, I see. I'm sorry for intruding, but I...

Really must say, the level of service here is absolutely critical.

All right, then. We'll have to try something else. Maybe you can think of

something better to... Oh.

Oh.

Ah!

Lordy wood! Lordy wood!

How very dare you. What an idiot. Idiot, idiot, idiot.

What a way to treat your best friend. Booey.

What the... It's irresponsible.

Talk about foolish. Booey, booey, booey, booey. Idiot. Idiot. Ow!

I'm so sorry, lovely one.

Okay, Dad. Amanda?

Amanda, it is you.

Levywood. Oh, Amanda, I'll save you from this villain.

Take that, you fiend. And this. Drop it, Levywood.

This is my father.

Oh, look.

What do we have here?

Your reward is coming right up.

Just leave that fool where he is.

Who is taking my best bud?

Where is Luddy Wood?

Think he might be gone for good. Are you, Luddy Wood?

I am sad and all alone.

I don't want to be.

The world is huge and I'm so small.

What will I ever see?

Woody Wood again.

Did it have to end?

There's no one here to comfort me. My eyes begin to swell.

A tear is running down my face. I feel it all too well.

I'm alone, very blue.

I don't want to be.

Will I find the friend I knew?

Or will I ever see?

Woody Wood again.

Did it have to end?

My friend.

It's really nice to have a bit of music out here in the wilderness.

Well, you see, I found this harmonica and I hadn't brought any...

Sudoku puzzles.

The weather's nice.

Yeah. It's supposed to be nice tomorrow, too.

I missed you, Luddywood.

Oh, me as well.

You're my bestest friend.

Here you go.

Totten, you are my bestest friend.

In English?

Amanda was captured and it's all my fault. Now she's in that tower and we

get in without money.

Then what are we standing here hugging for? Come on.

Over

there.

Birthday parties don't come every day.

That's right, they don't.

Christmas only once a year.

Days may come in any colour, even grey.

But hey, good things come. Good grief, what are they doing here? Well,

I... Tutson, they get money just for play. We could use some of

that.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

It is... It's my turn today.

I walk up to the mic stand.

Everybody's eyes are on me. And I'll be Dumb and Dandy, you bar, you bar.

We've got a spot now, Dumb and Dandy, you bar, you bar.

Dancing like a slug now, Dumb and Dandy, oh, what a slug.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

I need some money to rescue Amanda.

Did you say rescue Amanda?

At last, now we can finally go on with the task at hand.

You get one hour to finish the theorem and we'll have a little fun with Amanda

in the meantime.

Don't you dare.

There's our special mouthwash.

Drink it.

What's that stuff?

Oh, it's wee -wee. Do you mind wee -wee? Wee -wee? I made it myself.

That's no wee -wee. Yes, yes it is. Have a look.

That's only juice.

Anyone can see that. No, it's not. See?

You can't fool me. That's juice.

It's wee -wee. Look again.

I told you it was, didn't I?

No,

Dad! Don't do it, Dad!

Wait! Wait!

Okay, you win. I'll make your serum.

Take me to Bergen, straight to Bergen, that's the town where I don't feel like

fish out of water.

Wet and cold and sea food is all that's cold.

Oh, Woody Wood, isn't this fun? Come on, sing!

A crazy dream, but I don't mind the damn

squibs of our local football team. Plenty of rain.

You go insane, and still I always come back to this silly old refrain.

Take me to Bergen, take me to Bergen, that's the town where I don't be like a

fish out of water.

Wet and cold and deep through all that snow. Come on, people of Bergen, this is

your song.

Take me to Bergen, take me to Bergen, that's the town where...

Fish out of water, wet and cold, and seafood's all

I've sold.

Look at this, Honeywood.

Oh, that's more than enough.

Let's go rescue Amanda.

Thank you all. Bye for now. See you later. Thank you so much. You were a

lovely audience.

Yeah.

We've left you, but we've got to go. We'll come back another time.

There's something sinister in their eyes. Really? Just go.

Yeah.

Yes, yes, we've got the money.

That's right. We want two tickets.

Yes,

yes, children's tickets.

Do we have ID?

Okay,

take all of it. Just give us the ticket.

No more of your shenanigans!

Take that! And that!

Silly songwriters!

Amanda!

I'm sorry we made such a mess.

Friends of Amanda are friends of mine.

We're done for, Luddywood. In seven minutes, we'll be shish kebabs. You

ought to learn to tell the time, Chilton. We've got 33 minutes.

or your daughter's peat will be dust!

Bling fools!

Have some zombie puppet serum!

Mindless fools!

Really? People will fear me all over -

That must have happened. Sheep, it's surely not right in the... Oh, my giddy

aunt. I thought this was meant to be a family film.

Wouldn't it?

Do you think this might be all our fault?

I'm afraid so.

And all because we sang for you. People here are crazy.

Oh, what an explosion.

Gosh. This is getting better.

Yeah, this isn't bad for a foreign film.

Put me into the...

It's an antidote. I made it in secret.

Badgerow! No!

Badgerow! Badgerow, wake up! Don't die on me now.

Please, wake up.

Badgerow, please.

I'll take care of Badgerow.

You go make some chaos!

You killed my badger all! Get away from me, you nobodies!

And now, it's time for me to take over the world!

Spray the clouds with serum. Would you like to see all the people of this world

bow to me, Rasputin?

Let me just bring the capsule into orbit and... Gotcha!

I can't see anything!

Get your hands off that!

Imagine...

I think we're in for a long trip.

Yes, I think I know what you're saying Thanks for

everything then

The pleasure was all mine, Tootson.

All mine.

Remember the first time you got stuck in the bread bin?

Yeah. Well, that was me.

I locked you in.

Now you're telling me. It just seemed like a good idea at the time.

Typical. How many times have I asked you about that? You know, it's not easy for

me to admit my misdemeanours when you react so violently.

Violently?

I

asked you about

that a million times. Look, here we go again.

Aggression. Honestly.

I try to come clean. Words fail me sometimes.

Oh, wow, that was fun.

Did you see the rocket? Straight up into the sky.

Fantastic.

Really entertaining.

What on earth is that thing? I know.

I've never seen anything like it. Just beautiful.

Astounding.

I never thought I'd be happy to see this place again.

Amanda!

Badger all.

Oh,

Nuffie Nuffie. Oh, I missed you. Oh, you're too cute, you know. Nuffie Nuffie

Nuffie.

Maybe you and I could...

Well, maybe not, Luddy Wood, but I do like you very, very much, you know.

World domination!

World domination!

Hey,

Luddy Wood, did you care to trade?

Tootson, don't spoil the moment.

This is what you call a happy ending.

Mr. King is coming to dine with us today.

Our finest table brimming with our best in every

way. Ooh, so, what have you got in there, Lordy Wood?

Mayonnaise, foie gras, and that thing. Yum, yum, yum.

With beet and dungeon mash.

When we get a royal visit. What'll we do then?

We'll break out our royal stash.

Perhaps the king is coming, maybe riding on a

horse.

He will get our party clacker and a funny hat, of

course.

Perhaps the king is coming.

That's all, folks. We're all done here, really.

You can all get up and go home, collect your rubbish and switch on your phones.

Oh, come on, there'll be no homes to go to.

Bye for now, everybody. It's been really nice, but you've had your money's

worth. Enough's enough.

OK, off you go now. We're going to stay behind and tidy up the place. You know,

keep it looking pretty. OK, bye.

Drying the popcorn. Yeah, you.

You there. And you.

You all know who you are.

We'll be right back.

Tutson, you know sometimes they save a fun bit for the very last.

What do you mean?

Well, you know, just as an extra set of outtakes.

Just something to show after the credits are finished.

Let's check it out.

These credits are really long.

Don't you think?

Waiting is really, really tedious.

Now the credits are ending, Tutson.

Oh, this is so exciting.

Now it's nearly over.

Oh, now the credits are ending.

Are we there yet?

There, that's it. Now we'll see.

Oh. There's nothing.

Oh, what a letdown.

Oh, this is rubbish.

Come on, let's just leave. Waste of money.

Yeah, come on.

Let's get out of here. I mean, that's just really cheap, isn't it? You know,

what kind of a... Where'd the budget go?

Catering?