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Rodeo and cattle herding, cheating on your wife.

Free brawls and borrowed brawls, they're all part of life.

Time for you to grab a gun and put away your toys.

The game that you're about to play just ain't for little boys.

Texas lighting, shooting gun and shooting pool.

Texas lightning is nothing that you learned in school.

So get yourself ready to do anything you can, because when Texas lightning

strikes a boy, the boy becomes a man.

Get yourself a bawdy woman, guzzle beer all night. When you get up in the

morning, you'll be feeling right.

Get yourself an education, study with the best.

Spend the weekend with the boys and you will pass the test.

Texas Latin's howling in a smoke -filled bar.

Texas Latin's speeding in a souped -up car.

So get yourself ready to do anything you can, cause when Texas Latin strikes a

boy, the boy becomes a man.

Texas Latin, yeah.

Texas lightning.

Ow!

Don't play.

Never.

Ow! God, you little...

to turn a girl on.

I love it.

You want to know the truth?

It hurt like hell.

Be nice to me, Frank.

I am.

Is that the way you treated your wife?

No. No, I treated her like a queen.

Like a goddamn queen for nothing.

Didn't she run off with a circus actor?

You know, Donna, you're cute.

But what you're talking about is none of your stupid business.

You still love her.

Yeah. Are you there?

Oh, yes, Mother.

Good morning, Mother.

Yes,

I'm going hunting.

All weekend.

I have to go.

Everybody's waiting on me.

Bye.

Yes,

Mother. I love you.

Come Christmas, I'm gonna buy that woman a bear tree.

Hey, buddy -o! Oh, buddy!

Time to get up, buddy boy.

Huh?

Beautiful morning, buddy.

Huh? Come on. We're gonna have us a day, buddy.

Up, up and at 'em.

You didn't sleep well, Carl.

Happy music you listen to, boy.

That's better. Come on, buddy. Come on.

I heard you cry out in the middle of the night.

You don't remember me talking to you, do you?

Oh, you know me. I don't remember nothing.

I think you're in pain.

Maybe you're in pain and you won't admit it to yourself. The pain I got is

listening to you outside.

Please don't take the boy.

He's different.

You've sissified him. You've mollycoddled him. You've made him a

a laugh of the neighborhood. He's gonna become a man. He is coming hunting with

me and the boys.

Donna!

I want some breakfast.

Oh, shit.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. Everything is... No, no, no, no.

if you don't want to. He says I have to.

It means a lot to him.

He doesn't understand.

He never did.

You just can't let people push you.

They think you're easy.

They push you.

Don't let them on you.

I don't think it's like that.

Of course you don't.

You're young and you don't know that.

They know.

nothing's gonna happen.

You don't know that, buddy.

I can take care of myself, mother.

Of course you can.

Mother loves you, buddy Owen.

You love mother?

Yeah.

Tell me.

I love you, mom. We'll be back before you know it.

Buddy!

Careful, Buddy Owen.

Buddy Owen!

Your eggs is getting cold!

Did your mother teach you to cook?

I ain't got no mother, Frank.

She dead?

Yeah.

But nobody's told her.

A little too much pepper.

It was an accident. You know, accidents do happen.

You always have to leave room for human error.

It's a fact of life.

And who taught you the facts of life?

Why, you did, Frank.

Real good.

You were a good teacher.

What are you going to do while I'm away?

Well, I'm going to read me some books and I'm going to smarten myself up.

Start with a cookbook, will you? I don't know why you want to go off shooting a

gun when you got me here.

It's like going with them guys. It's so important.

Well, it is. We always go. Well, it just doesn't seem like there's any fun in

it. Well, who said anything about fun?

Well, then why do you go?

Because I want to. You want to or you have to?

I have to and I want to.

I'll get my bags, will you?

Not so bad.

Morning, Dad.

This is nuts.

Go down and eat your breakfast.

Get some toast.

She's worse.

I don't want to put her away.

But I don't know if I can handle it anymore.

I got the guns on the porch.

Pack your bag.

Yes, sir.

Ain't nothing gonna spoil our day, buddy boy.

Nothing.

We'll take care of your mom.

Dad?

Hmm?

Do I have to go?

right you're going.

You ain't a goddamn pansy. You ain't a goddamn baby.

You are a goddamn man and I am going to prove it today. You are regular. You are

not different.

When I was your age, I skinned 40 deer.

40!

How many did you skin?

Yes, sir.

May I see the paper?

It's worth it.

I'm really going to miss you.

I read you copy. This is Slingshot. Over.

Breaker, Breaker 1 -8.

This is Gunpowder.

You got a copy? Come back?

Now, you be careful.

I'll be waiting up for you.

You be good.

I'll fix you a sandwich and some coffee, and I'll even build a fire.

Go get your things.

Get the dog.

Go. Move it.

I'll get my pistol.

Hey, Carl!

Come on, Carol.

Come on, baby.

Here we go.

And Bob, let me tell you, this trip is going to do wonders for the boy. I know

you don't understand about things like this, but it's going to do wonders for

him. Hey, Carl!

I hope he ain't bringing that damn kid.

Probably bringing that dog.

That ain't no hunting dog.

That's an egg sucker.

You shoot those where I come from.

Kids, dogs.

He'd probably bring his old lady as well.

Why not? Just put the wheelchair in her back and strap her down a bungee cord.

For God's sakes.

Well, I thought he... Well, don't think. He's coming. Just move this thing, will

you? Let's just get going. Move it.

Get the hell out.

Mama, don't let the cowboys work with me, baby.

Teach them to hold their liquor while they're young.

Raise them on chicken fat steak.

He's going to make you proud.

He's your son.

Tell him ain't nothing wrong with a little old wild streak.

It's all right to go howling at the moon.

He needs to go out dancing.

It's going to be sweet.

Everybody knows that you cut the band when they quit too soon.

Mama don't let the cowboys grow up to be babies.

Let him have those good times before he's old.

He wants to chase those wild, wild ladies.

You can't have no roots until you sow your oats.

He may want to ride across the borders.

What happened to your teeth?

He broke them again.

Doesn't bother me a bit.

You're already talking to taking the kid along, huh?

Come on, Frank, Jesus.

Where are we going to take him? Miami Country Safari?

No, I tell you, I brought the kid along because... We need him.

God damn it. Just lay off. He's going to do okay, I'm telling you.

Hey,

what the hell are you doing here?

your weekend off. Well, what the hell does it look like we're doing, Walt?

It's hot sucker, isn't it? How do you get?

It's August since 1906.

Well, there used to be a few vapor locks up there a black man's past.

You get any calls this early?

Yeah, I got a couple, but there ain't no money in it. You know what I mean,

Carl? Every time I tell them how much it is for the tow, they just want to sit

up there and wait.

Leave them up there!

You boys ain't going hunting, right? Hell yeah!

These suckers are going to die out there.

Yeah, well, heat or no heat, we're going hunting.

Why don't you go to the mountains where it's cooler?

Get yourself a few deer or something.

What's so important about some dumb rabbits?

Rabbits is faster than deer, Walt. Let me tell you about rabbits.

A rabbit hunt is very special.

You've got to crouch low. You do a special kind of sighting. Let me tell

something. Rabbits ain't dumb.

I mean, they're fast and they ain't dumb like...

Everybody who owns that door is going to be mighty miserable out there. You

think so, Ralph?

By the time you get back, you're going to look like a hamster.

That's a nice -looking scooter you got there, man. Thanks.

I'll be over there.

All right.

That bike is a dying breed, Carl.

Ain't like one I used to ride, you know what I mean? Well, I didn't care for

that thick one either.

How's she look, huh?

Well, she looks good.

On Monday morning, she'd be good as new.

Hey, Leonard.

You heard any good police calls lately?

Well, I've been thinking about forming my own force.

Cop these days are nothing but a bunch of goddamn kids.

Yeah? Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, nice paint. High -grade stuff there.

Missed that right there. Let me get that.

Get that dirty rag off my baby.

Hey, what you doing, Walt?

Hey. Trying to be good.

Come on.

Think it's a good idea to take the kid hunting?

Well, why the hell not?

Looks like he's dressed for Sunday school, you know?

Let me tell you something, Walt.

You know, sometimes you'll be shit yourself. You're going to be talking

the dog in a minute. We know damn well that dog ain't no hunting dog. You

to tell me they're a couple of misfits? Three, seven, one.

Ten, four.

You understand that?

Yeah.

Beer. Give me beer.

Hey, Walt.

Make way for the gas.

What do you think of these two rookies here, huh?

I don't think Buddy Owen ever been hunting before.

Sorry.

That true? Buddy Owen, you ever been rabbit hunting before?

I've never hunted anything.

Well?

You got a gun?

My dad has one for me.

I don't know anything about guns.

Well, we'll teach you.

You mean you never even killed a snake?

No.

Well, boy, you got an education.

Hey, Buddy Owen, give me a Pepsi, will you?

Sure.

Hey! Never point a gun at anybody like that.

Sorry, Leonard. Give me that.

Give me a beer!

Yeah!

Jesus Christ! God, it's got to be 120 out here.

Hey, we are crazy.

Are you dumb?

Oh, Jesus, that's cold! Oh!

Hey, Carl, you got to teach your kid how to hold a gun.

Yeah, absolutely right, Leonard.

Buddy Owen, you never, never point a gun at anybody unless

you intend to use it. Maybe you did.

That's not funny.

I think it's funny. Yeah, it's funny. It was an accident.

My Russell just pointed that way when I went to get Leonard a Pepsi. It's not a

rifle. It's a shotgun.

Smell it. 12 gauge.

Best thing for shooting rabbits, buddy -o. And lizards.

What do you do with them after you shoot them?

Nothing.

It ain't the idea of killing.

It's just the idea of standing there, talking that thing, taking aim, and then

hitting what you're aiming at.

You can shoot at a piece of paper if you want. Or a tin can.

Or anything.

After you shoot a rabbit, you know, you gotta step on its head.

You see, you gotta separate the head from the body. I know it sounds bad, but

it's done for a purpose, you see. You gotta drain the blood out of the rabbit.

Otherwise, when you're cleaning it, it's a bloody mess.

It's already drained.

Now, most people use a shotgun here, like Leonard. Look, when you want to get

good with a rifle and a scope, you sit on a mountaintop for a couple of days

with a box of shells. And a roll of toilet paper.

And you shoot the jack.

Now, this ain't done for sport, but to improve your eye.

What for?

Target practice, boy.

Target practice.

Ten cans of paper at stationary targets.

Jackrabbits move.

Be careful!

I can tell you're just thrilled about the idea of shooting jacks for sport.

I don't understand it.

A lot of people don't. But jackrabbits multiply so fast, they're all over the

desert.

Somebody's got to kill them.

See that little ground squirrel there?

Where? There.

See him?

He'll be all right.

Let's take a stroll up here.

Come on, Teo.

Ain't this something, boy?

Yes, beautiful.

Do you see that canyon back there?

Clouds in the sky?

Yeah, well, that too.

But I meant the boys.

Ain't they something? I mean, this is fun.

Yes, Dad.

If one of them bottles should happen to fall, 99 bottles of beer in the wall. 99

bottles of beer in the wall. 99 bottles of beer.

If one of them bottles should happen to fall, 98 bottles of beer in the wall.

a little girl like that anyway.

Tight as a dime.

Oh, yeah.

Same stance?

Yeah, Larry, same stance.

Tight as a crab's ass, right?

Yeah.

And dumb.

Oh, you see, dumb. Oh, you can't have everything. You gotta take the good with

the bad, you know what I mean? Yeah. We're all a little dumb, aren't we?

I mean, uh, driving in a car with him, that's... Yeah, but women are more

dumber. More dumber.

Romantic, son of a bitch, ain't he? Yeah.

Just the real ones, right? Yeah.

Oh, what?

Oh, damn!

Jesus, he's a nigger.

May I see your driver's license, please? Oh, Leonard here. He's an honorary

deputy, buckaroo.

Fine. May I see your driver's license, please?

Get your hand out of him.

You boys were going kind of fast.

Who are you calling boy?

Sorry, sir.

But the speed limits are posted everywhere at 55 miles an hour.

You were doing nearly 70.

In a cat's ass.

Nearly 70.

Now, will you take your license out of the wallet?

Please.

Good picture of him, don't you think?

This vehicle registered to you?

Yeah.

I'm not going to cite you. This is just a warning.

I'll be back in a moment.

Out in the hell, in the middle of nowhere. I mean, nowhere.

No place to hide. There ain't nothing.

We get a crumb -bum, no -neck, brute -gum, boogie -face, spade cop.

Carl, if your kid wasn't here, I'd deck that sucker.

There's no witnesses.

Do it. Go on. I dare you. Go on. Do it. No, I'm not going to do it. I just want

to do it.

Bullshit.

7 -X -8, Claire.

Short Patrol 2, roger.

1 -0 -10, Short Patrol 2.

What's going on?

Oh, a cop got a report of a kid beating his meat in the back of a pickup truck.

He thinks it's you.

We gave him your mom's home phone, though. He's radioing in on you now.

Get your hands off that dog, you hear?

Here's your license.

Try to keep your speed down.

Sign here, please.

Make your X, Leonard.

But when you pick that up, you'll find your warning has turned into a ticket.

And you have 15 days to get it taken care of, or it will go to warrants.

Okay.

Okay.

World -famous Stetson Club proudly presents the finalists in the wet t

contest.

What's your name, honey?

Debbie. Debbie, all right. One, two, three, go.

Here you go.

Number five. Your name, young lady?

Lisa. Lisa. How are you? Where are you from, Lisa?

Phoenix. Phoenix. What does that mean on the street?

Vodka. Jackie D.

Beer.

You got an ID? She said, IUD.

Well,

now, you just made it, huh?

Yes, ma 'am. What do you want?

A beer, please.

Okay.

Jack Daniels.

Vodka. Vodka.

And a beer and a beer.

Gobble your leg.

That's a gobbler, boy. A real woman.

You get those legs wrapped around you, old buddy boy, and you're in heaven.

Well, I wouldn't kick that out of dead breeding practice.

I'm going to grab me a dance with that bow -legged babe over there. Ain't

nothing like bow legs.

You know, if your old lady knew you were here, she'd bow your legs.

She don't know any less work. She wouldn't give a damn anyway.

I'm thirsty than I thought I was.

It's pretty good.

Hey, buddy boy.

Listen. You know, most guys think the kind of chick to pick up on are the real

cute ones.

That ain't it.

What are you?

Ugly ones.

Or fat. That's even better. Or both. Ugly and fat. They're so damn grateful.

They are?

Sure. I'm not kidding you.

Listen. See, you got three chicks, you know, and they're all together. They're

friends, you know.

You pick the ugliest.

No, she ain't going to get asked.

You got it made. She's all yours.

That's psychology, boy.

That's a fact, boy. That is a fact. That is straight shit.

Come on, look around. Go ahead. Come on, look around. See what you see.

You see what I mean? Come on, get up. Look around. Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Look around, look around.

Look around right here, right here at the peak.

Come on, come on, come on.

he'll do it himself.

Yeah, but he felt for that bullshit.

Oh, you know, Leonard, maybe it's just true after all.

You boys are pretty good drinkers.

Yeah. What is your name, little darling?

Faye. Faye what?

Ray.

Folks just call me Faye.

Never seen you boys in here before.

Probably because we've never been in here before.

Just passing through.

Actually, me and Leonard here and Carl, we took the kid, Buddy O, to teach him

how to hunt.

Hunt in what?

I guess that does it for you guys, doesn't it?

Bye.

My drink? Got another drink? Yeah.

Hey, how's that bow leg of yours?

Oh, she's wide open. Boy, don't you tell your mama.

Thank you.

Hey, buddy Owen. You really made out on that one. Great setting. Sure.

And she looks real sweet. I do.

She was nice.

There, you'll lay right in there.

She'll kill you.

That's my kind of music. Hey, listen. Here, take this, buddy. I want this

Let me ask you a little question.

You ever knocked off a piece of tail?

Thank you, my dear. Did you hear me?

Come on, friend, cut it out. What the hell are you talking about?

Dickin', boy, dickin'. That's nothing to talk about.

Hell, you say.

Haven't found the right girl.

Any of them's the right one.

Plus, you're, uh... Weird.

That's for Mrs.

Simpson's little boy, Leonard, here.

You have any peanuts?

You having a good time?

Frank and Leonard get a real big kick out of teasing me about girls.

They're just teasing. I mean, they ain't serious. I mean, you know that, boy. I

mean, they know you're at that age.

I water them drinks, so I make them as strong as I can.

They get on the ride with me, and they don't let out.

I guarantee you, boy, that they forgot it already.

Hey, there's a hair in my drink.

Well, if it's kinky, leave it there.

If it's straight, throw it on the rug.

It's kinky.

Jesus, buddy boy, everybody goes through this. I mean, when I was your age, what

I went through, you would not believe.

Well, why do people have to hurt people?

Let me tell you something.

What do you want?

You were my boy. Nobody liked you.

I am the strongest son of a bitch in seven counties. You want...

This

is part of the hunting.

To have a good time.

I mean, what the hell else is there in the goddamn world?

Have a good time.

Make an old man happy.

Make me happy.

And just try.

Huh? Okay?

Yes. That's my boy.

You betcha.

Oh, here.

A little present for you. In case you get lucky.

Geez, doesn't this place have anything?

Cheetos? Peanuts?

Popcorn? Anything? There's nothing to slack on. Three pizzas, order of fries

stay for parking.

Honey?

Ain't calling you honey. What's your name?

Faye. Hey, Faye. I'm Carl. Hi, Carl. Nice to know you. Nice to know you.

You know what? A place where a fella can have a little fun.

A place where a fella can have a

little fun.

Well? There's an electric amusement center about two blocks down the street.

No, no, no.

I mean a place where you can, you know, horse around.

Jensen's riding stable, but I don't know if they're open this late.

You're being smart with me, young lady.

I ain't paid to be dumb.

You ain't wearing those boobies out for nothing.

That's right.

Want to buy me a drink?

Well, looky here.

Hey, you guys is going at it.

How about a cigarette?

Well,

how about a light?

How you doing?

Pretty good.

Good.

Did you make pretty good tips here?

Yeah. Fair.

You've got pretty hair.

Thank you.

Didn't I see you on the stand on a ferry?

Oh, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

How about a cocktail? Well, thank you very much.

What is that, rum? The worst.

Cocktails! Great rap.

I remember you.

Number 44.

Oh, my God.

Don't order the sword, bitch.

Get out of here.

Oh, damn.

What the hell have you got?

Hang on.

Jackie D.

Frank Whitman.

You too, honey.

Where are you?

In the middle of nowhere.

I'm surrounded by a... Sounds like you're at a club. No, this is some truck

drivers. I'm surrounded by a staghorn cholla and a crucifixion thorn here in

middle of the desert.

Why don't you come with me?

Do you hear all sorts of noises? Sounds like you've got to go there.

No, hon. There's some crazy drunks. I'm going to... We're stopping at a bar in

the middle of the thing. Right.

I miss you more than you can imagine.

Missing you just makes me shiver all over.

Oh, I'm shivering just hearing you talk about that.

Um, Baker, are you coming home tonight?

Tomorrow. Or the day after.

I really do miss you. That's what I was calling you.

Um, Natalie, you be real careful.

And you make sure that those little bunny rabbits don't shoot you back.

Thank you. I love you.

Bye, baby.

Bye.

Don't, don't, don't, don't talk while I'm doing that. I don't like it.

I care. You like me?

Yeah? Let's have a cocktail.

Okay. Right this way.

Yeah.

You're not married or anything, are you?

Not anymore.

Well, that's good.

Why? It just is.

How come you're not married?

Eh.

It's no good.

He was a bum.

A real bum.

I should have never gotten married.

You know, they say it's hard to find a good man these days. And it's true.

Ain't nobody ever treated me decent.

Well, that's hard to believe.

True.

Really? Really?

What was that, sweetheart?

Whoa, let's have a couple of cocktails.

Let's have a couple of woo -hoo.

I'm going to take you down the street to this motel. Oh, you are so pretty.

They got water baths and exotic movies.

What do you want? I want another beer.

Hey.

Hey, Peg, come on, girl. It's getting busy down here.

You've got pretty hair.

No, I'd still like to take you home to my house, but my mama's in town.

Roy.

If I told you once, I told you 10 ,000 times to stop going out on me.

What are you doing here? I'm not going out on you. Who's that?

That's his wife.

Oh, hello, Brandon. Honey, this isn't what it looks like now.

Shut up.

Damn. Damn, little brother.

Why do you always have to go and hit me for?

Okay, buddy, it's only my wife.

Listen, you cheated on me for the last time.

Now you're really pissed. Just calm down, will you? I was just talking.

honey, that's all.

Just calm down.

Monday and Tuesday.

Until then, this is Tim Johnson speaking for the Stone Country Band saying y

'all come back now, hear?

What you waiting for?

I'm going to check out Madeline Bowling. Oh, don't get any on you, Carl.

Only a meal off.

Hey, want me to set it up for you, boy? No.

I'd do it myself if I wanted to.

Let's take the kid to a cat house.

Come on!

You can't pound...

if he's getting it straight.

Is that how you wash your teeth?

Yeah.

I think that one guy is, uh, I don't know.

I don't know. Seems kind of out of place, you know?

She's a sweetheart.

Boy, shall we have a walk?

How about

watching where you're going there, sweet cake? Yeah, for sure.

step over here.

Oh, thanks.

Mateo, you stay out there.

Hey, could you turn that light out?

Sure.

Can you close the door?

Sure.

That's better.

I can't offer you anything to drink or anything like that.

Oh, that's okay. I ain't thirsty.

I'm just gonna smoke a cigarette.

If that's all right with you.

Well, sure.

But it's not good for you.

Who knows what's good?

That's true.

Hey.

Where are the other guys staying?

Oh, uh, they got a room just across the way. It's a big room with a kitchenette.

This room's just got, uh, one bed in it.

I can see that.

You know, you're being put off by yourself, being discriminated against.

Not really.

I'm just younger than them guys.

And a lot smarter, too, if you ask me, Buddy Owen.

Thanks, babe.

Buddy Owen.

I'd like to stay here tonight with you, if you don't care.

No, I don't care.

I mean, yeah.

Sure.

My sister's in the hospital having this operation.

And I would just hate to be in that apartment by myself all alone.

Well, what's she having an operation about?

Oh, she's real sick.

It's taking every penny I'm making all my tips to pay for this operation.

Doctors are real expensive and we're real bad off.

Well, don't you have any insurance?

We ain't got no money for insurance.

It costs a lot.

Besides, you know, who thinks you're going to need an operation when you're

young?

Yeah, that's true.

Buddy Owen, I hate to ask you this, but I need about another 50 bucks to pay the

doctors, and I was wondering if you could give it to me.

Well, yeah, sure.

I've got...

Twenty -two dollars here. I'll send you the rest.

Twenty's fine.

Thanks, buddy.

I wouldn't ask you unless it was something real important like this

Well, I understand.

Thank you.

What's that?

Probably just police.

Police?

You better get out of here.

Well, I ain't done nothing.

Well, you're not registered.

That ain't nothing.

Ain't you never stayed in motels before?

Sure.

It's probably just some drunk beating up on his wife.

Yeah. You get a lot of that nowadays.

Y 'all got a mom and dad?

Carl's my dad.

The old guy I'm with? I am?

Yeah. You don't seem much like his son.

He's my dad.

Will you kiss me?

Give me a patty of milk. What do you want?

A couple eggs.

Coffee. How do you want them?

Well, tell the lady how you want them. Doesn't matter. Scrambled eggs and

coffee. Yeah.

Yeah, I want three. Three eggs.

Oh, God. All right. What do we wind up with?

We need them. Each other. Jesus.

Get your hand off my knee. Yeah.

Yeah. Space car there, eh? Sure is. Hey,

tip of the old buck, huh?

Kid got lucky.

here it's winter frank and your dad will you guys get out of here what you

doing staying there with you or can't she talk with her mouth full

It's our time.

on my wallet.

I'm going to cheat to you.

You're a two -bit horse, boy.

Someday you'll thank me for pointing that out to you.

One of them. Oh, goddamn one.

She ask you for anything?

Yeah.

Well, I wish for something else.

For what?

Your sister.

For getting laid.

That's what you paid for, boy.

A man don't pay for that.

He takes it.

What a fact.

Yeah, but a man died.

She didn't put up too much of a fight.

Just scratched a little.

Boys, I think Buddy Owen and all of us should get some shut -eye, huh?

We got some hunting to do tomorrow.

Serious hunting.

You all right, Mario?

Son?

Please.

bucks in that wallet.

My license, my credit cards, every goddamn thing.

Hey, Frank, give me a cigarette, will you?

Smoke your own.

Give me a cigarette. No, it's my last one. Look.

I'll give it to me. I'll buy you a pack.

I'm so hungry, I could eat that egg -sucking dog.

I'm glad you brought those beans, Leonard.

I always bring beans.

You sure do.

Here you go, kid, have some beans.

Cup of coffee?

Maybe it'll settle your nerves.

You better eat something, buddy Owen.

You'll get hungry later.

Damn, it's hot.

Well, maybe it'll burn some of that fat off you.

Oh, yeah?

Mm -hmm.

What are you weighing now, Leonard?

About 400?

Damn it.

You want to go a few rounds?

Hey, you're pretty light on your feet there, big guy.

Come on. Hey,

hey, hey.

Don't go by looking, Frank. Come on.

Isn't it a little hot for you guys to be horsing around?

It's okay, Carl.

We were just fooling around.

Ain't that right, Leonard?

I don't like being hit in the stomach.

I'd kill you for that, Frank.

What the hell's the matter with you, Frank?

I don't know.

Just... Maybe I'm hungover. I don't know.

Hey, buddy Owen, come on, let's arm wrestle, huh?

Come on, don't be a chicken shit all your life. Come on, let's go.

Oh, boy, I ain't dirty. Come on.

Come on down here.

Put your arm here. That's right.

Go!

He didn't even try.

Carl, that kid of yours, he couldn't win if he was playing alone.

What the hell's wrong with him?

Ain't nothing wrong with him. Well, how's your arm, then?

Hello, big guy.

My arm, Frank, is O -fucking -K.

Hit it.

I got you, girl.

I got you.

You want to tell Leonard? You want to tell the world that you got me?

Nice going.

You got me.

What's the matter, Frank? You used to be tough.

Maybe that little lady's taking too much out of you.

Yeah, after your wife ran off in a circus drawer. Shut up!

I remember the time you could pin every man in a bar, the Rainbow Bar. You

pinned every one, remember?

You were always a lot tougher than I was, Carl.

It's old age, Frank.

Don't worry about it. It happens to the best of us.

Very funny, Leonard.

You want some beans or something, kid? Come on.

Why is he so moody? I mean, what's wrong with you anyway?

Ain't nothing wrong with him. No?

No. Now, God damn it, there's something wrong. He's mad at somebody. If it's me,

I want you to tell me.

He don't like you, Frank.

I don't give a good God damn what he likes, Leonard. If he's mad at me, I

him to say out.

He ain't mad at you.

He's weird. That kid is weird.

He don't talk. He don't do nothing.

He's got a long way to go to being a man, Carl.

I'm going to tell you something.

You know, nobody expects you to come on out here and learn how to hunt and drink

and fuck all in one weekend.

But it ain't my fault you're here. You know, it ain't my idea.

If something happens, that's life.

But don't be mad at me about it.

Last time he ain't mad at you.

You got that?

We've been talking long enough. We should do some shooting.

I've seen a lot of jacks who are always standing around wasting time.

All right?

I just don't want him to be mad at me.

I'm going to start on the far side.

Over the hill.

See you guys later.

See you later, okay?

Damn, I wish I had my teeth.

Where is that?

Damn, what happened?

Hey, little bugger.

Hey!

Hey, kid, what are you doing? What's going on?

Hey!

Hey, what the hell are you doing?

What's going on?

I'm having a hunting party, Frank. Care to join me?

Hey! Hey! What's gotten into you?

Texas lightning.

Ain't that what you boys wanted?

Why, Frank?

You don't think I can handle a gun?

I don't think you're a good enough shot, kid.

Cut!

I'm as good as you boys taught me.

Hey, Frank, what's going on?

What's all the shooting?

What the hell's going on, Frank?

Kid, drop the gun belt.

Are you crazy, buddy Owen?

you on. Enough is enough.

You're right, Frank.

Enough is enough.

You still think I'm weird, Frank? I mean, I never meant any of that. I

mean it. You know, if I said something wrong, I'm sorry.

Isn't this neat, Leonard?

Yeah, neat.

Spurt away.

You guys want to teach me how to be a man, right?

You want to teach me how to hunt, fuck, and drink, right?

Let's have a little target practice.

You are the rhinoceros.

Yeah. You are the pig.

You want me to be a man?

Takes more than a rifle and a quart of Jackie D

And it's a typical day in such a

typical place, but in a typical way,

I love you.

I'm going to...

What the hell are you doing here?

Bar is closed.

You might as well leave.

I had to see you.

Seems like you saw enough of me last night.

You and your friends.

They come back for some more fun?

Hey!

I'm sorry about what happened last night.

I just came by to see how you were.

And to let you know that I care.

I also came by to say goodbye.

Buddy... I lied about my sister in

the hospital.

I hope that you don't think what your friends think.

I wanted it to be something special.

Hey, how about we buy you a drink?

You got an ID?

Yes, ma 'am.

Rodeo and cattle herding, cheating on your wife. Free brawls and barroom

they're all part of life.

Time for you to grab a gun and put away your toys.

The games that you're about to play just ain't for little boys.

Texas Latin, shooting gun and shooting pool.

Texas Latin, nothing that you learned in school.

So get yourself ready to do anything you can, cause when Texas Latin strikes a

boy, the boy becomes a man.

Get yourself a bawdy woman, guzzle beer all night. When you get up in the

morning, you'll be feeling right.

Get yourself an education, study with the best.

Spend the weekend with the boys and you will pass the test.

Texas Latin howling in a smoke -filled bar.

Texas Latin speeding in a souped -up car.

So get yourself ready to do anything you can, cause when Texas Latin strikes a

boy, the boy becomes a man.

Texas Latin, yeah.

Texas lightning.

Texas

lightning.

Texas lightning.

Texas lightning's howling in the snowfields fall.

Texas lightning's beating in our...

Don't get yourself up on a woman, come over here all night.