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Grr!

Over here! Pretty close! Are you even trying?

You dunce! Can't you do anything right?

I'm doing the best I can, brother!

You're not my brother!

You're my robot doppelganger from another dimension!

Like I'd want to be the brother of some pudge factory

who can't even defeat a gerbil!

Grr!

I had the most failsafe of failsafiest plans,

but this hammerhead still found a way to ruin it!

Why don't you shapeshift into a giant rock monster?

‐ Oh, wait. You can't! ‐ Grr!

Stop... stop... doing it...

That is it! I will not have my two darling boys fighting!

Sorry, MomBot.

Now, I was saving this for your next victory,

but since that's not coming any time soon,

I've got a big surprise for you boys.

‐ Breakfast for dinner? ‐ You just had dinner!

I bought a timeshare in beautiful downtown Roboken!

I can't wait to visit the Bottywood Walk of Fame!

Think we'll see any stars?

I can guarantee it if you don't stop annoying me!

Grr!

Sounds like Eggman is going on a vacation.

Which means we finally get a break from ol' Baldy McNosehair!

Yeah!

We're right here, you know!

‐ So, what do you guys wanna do? ‐ Uh...

That was a rhetorical question.

I've already drawn up an itinerary

‐ First up, nature walk! ‐ (Groaning)

I miss Eggman!

Here we are! Our luxury timeshare!

Well, whaddaya know? The telemarketer who scammed you

into buying a timeshare was loosey goosey on the details.

Oh, buck up! We're gonna spend the day sightseeing anyway!

Isn't it great to be able to enjoy the peace and quiet?

(Tarzan yell)

Quit fooling around! You're disturbing the serene beauty

‐ of this delicate ecosystem! ‐ Leave Knuckles alone.

He's not harming anyone.

Huh?

Great job, Knuckles!

You activated one of Eggman's Cold War missiles!

It's headed for Gogoba Village!

(Sonic whistles) Well, guess we better go save 'em.

Knuckles, you gotta recalibrate the rudder

to change the missile's trajectory!

Bend that thing!

(Cheering)

‐ Uh‐oh. ‐ (Explosion)

(Cheerful music)

(Giggles)

(Grumbles)

(Contented sighs)

Ow! Hey! Ow! Ow!

Aaah!

Grr! I asked for this steak medium well, not medium welded!

Look! Handcrafted knick‐knacks that say "I Heart Roboken"

but serve no actual function!

We better get over there before they sell out!

Ooh!

I can't believe I'm stuck here among all these drillbillies.

On the bright side, at least there's no Sonic to ‐

CYBORG SONIC: Hello, Egghead!

Even in the sky I can't get away from you do‐gooders.

Hello, Blighton. Dolts.

It's Mighton and Bolts.

You have made an ortho‐phonetic error.

Cut to the chase, Nancy! What are you doing in Roboken?

I'm on vacation with my MomBot.

Probability of Eggman choosing Roboken as vacation destination

4,693.886 to 1.

Impressive! You calculated that in no seconds flat.

What kind of processor you running in there?

Don't change the subject! We know you're up to no good.

Come on, sweetie.

You're missing out on all the nifty fridge magnets!

(Nervous laugh)

(Laughter)

(Groans) Look, Steve, I know we've had our differences...

‐ All brothers do! ‐ Not brothers!

Just a human and his robot doppelganger!

Listen, I have a deliciously evil scheme,

and to pull it off, I'm gonna need your help.

Argh! This vacation is killing me.

Next time, can we just hang out on a hammock by the beach?

Oh, relax, we're almost home.

Huh?

You gotta be kidding me.

That little lame‐o's intellect is off the charts.

If I could snag his intelligence chip

and install it in one of my robots,

Sonic wouldn't know what hit him!

Leave it to me, brotato.

Bolts! There you are, duderino!

‐ Duderino? Are you feeling OK? ‐ Totes OK.

Think you can download me some insta‐snaps off the bit tube?

The what now?

(Roars)

Aaah!

(Evil laugh)

Ugh!

(Gasps)

I'll find the coward who did this to ya!

And something tells me I know exactly who to blame.

‐ We did it, dude! ‐ No, Steve, you did it,

you beautiful abomination you!

Ooh! It does a MomBot's heart good

to see her boys getting along.

(Knock on door)

Open up, dirtbags!

It sure has been a grand family vacation, but time to go!

‐ What is going on? ‐ Let's just say

I rubbed some locals the wrong way.

If we don't go, they'll turn us to paste.

We can sneak out the back!

But I have to clean or I'll lose my deposit!

Ooh!

‐ (Groaning) ‐ (Sighing)

I think I need a vacation from this vacation.

Ugh! At least we're almost home

and can put this nightmare behind us.

Spoke too soon.

Hand over that chip before I give you a mouthful of punch!

You're too late! I already installed

your little friend's intelligence chip in my FireBot!

Good luck outsmarting him now!

FireBot's never beaten us before, Egghead.

What makes you think... ?

Ha! Doesn't matter how smart you are if you're too slow!

Gah! Whoa! Hot foot, hot foot!

(Blowing)

Wow! That thing is smart.

Let's see how he handles a little brute force!

(Battle cries)

Don't worry. I got this. Yah!

(Gasp)

You'll never outsmart me!

Ugh!

My upgraded minions are too crafty for your tired old moves!

‐ Which one has the chip now? ‐ I dunno.

Let's just crush 'em all!

Stop!

Look at all of you, fighting and carrying on!

It's senseless, is what it is!

Er, no, it's kinda my life's work.

Studies have shown that violence begets only more violence!

At an annually adjusted rate of 87.154%!

She's got the smart chip!

I say we bump that senseless violence stat up to an even 88%!

(Battle cry)

We can stand idly by while you pulverise my minions,

but when you mess with our MomBot, you've gone too far!

Here's your dumb old smart chip.

Family's more important than vengeance, I guess.

‐ Wow, I feel so rested. ‐ Dude, don't rub it in.

Looks like my plan for a family vacation

brought us closer after all! I'm so proud of my boys!

MomBot, I learned something today.

You don't get to choose your family

unless you invented them like I did.

Not that I invented Steve. It was me in another dimension.

‐ But you get the point. ‐ True that.

Grr!