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Grr!
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What's wrong, Egghead?
I'm going as slow as I can.
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Uh...
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Oh...
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Yah! Yah!
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If I want to destroy Sonic
once and for all,
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I'm gonna need
physical abilities of my own!
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Oh, how you gonna do that, boss?
You're no biotechnician.
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I'm looking for some books
on biotechnology.
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Actually,
according to our records,
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your library card
has been revoked.
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It says here
you never returned a copy of
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Savage Passions,Guatamañana Heat.
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(Giggling)
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That's preposterous!
I've never heard of that book!
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Even if I had read it,
who'd believe that Eloise
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would leave Juan‐Pablo
for a billionaire?
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Hey, Mister. You can use
my library card, I betcha.
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Aw, thanks, kid. People don't
usually do nice things for me.
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Not sure why. Ha! In your
buck‐toothed face, Beaver!
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There's like a million
types of mutations.
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And these books aren't
very helpful on the subject
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of which ones you should
inflict upon yourself.
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Oh, great!
Another "to be continued!"
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If I had a comic,
I'd never end it like that.
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Bruce Bandicootwas just a timid scientist
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until a lab accidentchanged everything.
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Struck by absurdly dangerouslevels of purple rays,
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he became...The Unenviable Clunk!
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Finally, somebody put it
in terms I can understand!
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I'm about to expose myself
to dangerous purple rays.
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So stand back!
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I don't wanna share my awesome
new powers with you losers.
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(Cackles)
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I don't feel any different.
Lousy piece of junk didn't work!
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(Groans)
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(Squeaks)
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(Giggles)
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(Giggles)
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Hey!
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(Groans)
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Oh, my!
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One Meh salad.
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That's just a plate
of shredded iceberg lettuce.
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Oh, sorry.
One premium Meh salad.
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(Squeals)
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(Giggles)
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What happened last night?
I can't remember a thing.
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Just like my weekend
in Casino Night Zone.
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What happens in Casino Night
Zone stays in Casino Night Zone.
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After exposing yourself
to purple rays,
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you became agitated,
which caused you to morph
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into an adorable creature
of some kind.
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I followed the Clunk's
origin story to the letter,
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but it just turned me into some
sorta B‐level cereal mascot!
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If you can't trust comic books
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for accurate representations of
science, who can you trust?
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Says here the effects
of purple rays wear off
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if one can last 48 hours
without a transformation.
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How hard can that be?
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I just have to not get angry
for two days. Easy peasy.
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Just gonna pick up
some delicious arugula,
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then get back to the lair
and wait out the 48 hours.
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So, Egghead,
why were your dunder‐bots
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chasing that little purple dude?
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You can't prove I had anything
to do with that purple whatsit!
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It is way above
your skill level.
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After all,
you're no biotechnician.
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(Laughter)
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‐ Grr!
‐ Is it really that farfetched
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that a mechanical genius
such as Dr Eggman
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could learn
some new science skills?
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‐ Eh, I don't buy it.
‐ Grr!
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I'm a genius! You no‐good
stinkin' muskrats make me so...
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(Gasping)
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(Murmuring)
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‐ You OK, boss?
‐ Ugh!
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‐ Guess my secret's out, huh?
‐ Don't worry.
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We know about
your toenail collection!
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Not that! My other,
slightly less shameful secret.
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That you turn into a purple guy
every time you get mad.
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Don't worry, Eggman.
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We'll handle this news
with the utmost maturity.
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Stop squirting yourself!
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Hey, quit it!
You're squirting me.
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That's not even how this joke's
supposed to work!
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‐ (Laughter continues)
‐ Grr!
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‐ Yeah!
‐ Woo‐hoo!
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I'm sinking to all new lows
bringing myself here.
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Welcome to anger management!
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You're teaching
anger management?
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Aren't you just a powder keg
of emotions waiting to explode?
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No! I'm the personification of
serenity, you insensitive lout!
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(Groans)
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It's important
to maintain your composure
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even in the most frustrating
of circumstances,
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be it physical torture
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or listening to a doddering old
coot ramble on about nothing.
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Please be torture,
please be torture!
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A lot's changed
since I was a youth.
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Back then, this City Hall
wasn't even here.
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It was across the street.
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Of course, we didn't call it
a City Hall then.
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We called it
the old gather‐round.
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"Gather round the City Hall,"
we'd say!
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Oh, I guess
we did call it a City Hall.
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Will you just get to the point,
you boring old... ?
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To be free of inner rage,
one must clear one's mind,
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centre one's chi, upload
one's anger to the cloud, man.
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(Snores)
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Om. I am calm.
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I am one with this hippie‐dippy
mumbo jumbo.
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And now, for the final test.
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Hello, I'd like
to schedule an appointment
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to get my cable TV serviced.
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Five weeks?
That seems unreasonable,
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but I've learned to accept
that which I cannot control.
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(Sniffs) Brava.
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Well, well, well,
if it isn't Purple McCutestuffs.
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(Chuckling)
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The most adorable
villain‐willain
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in the whole
village‐willage.
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Yes, he is! Yes, he is!
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Hello, my dear nemeses.
Lovely day, isn't it?
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Won't you lose your temper?
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I have moved beyond
such trivial things.
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What if I do... this?
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Not touchin' ya!
Not touchin' ya!
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Thank you for not touching me.
I appreciate your restraint.
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Now, if you'll excuse me...
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(Whistles unconcernedly)
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Om. Om.
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Kudos, Dr Eggman.
Only 15 more minutes
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until the effects
of the purple ray wear off.
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Nothing's going to stop me now.
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‐ (Knock on door)
‐ Oh, good!
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A last‐minute complication.
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Hey, mister. I felt bad
that everyone was teasing you,
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so I made you cookies.
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Well,
isn't that the sweetest... ?
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I ran out of baking soda,
so I used toothpaste.
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(Gulps hard)
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(Giggles)
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Gee whiz! I love science stuff.
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Hey, mister,
what's this button do?
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That's my subatomic annihilator.
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It's so good to see young people
take an interest ‐
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‐ And what's this one do?
‐ Well, there's a funny story
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‐ behind that. When I...
‐ And how about this one?
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Don't touch that one!
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Aaah!
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Oh, man!
She fell down the garbage chute!
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Cubot, go in after her!
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‐ Ouch!
‐ Great!
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00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:04,337
Not even my most svelte robot
can squeeze in there.
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00:09:04,379 --> 00:09:07,468
And that trash compactor's
gonna turn on any minute now!
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There's only one guy I know
who can fit through that chute,
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but to summon him
I'm gonna need to get angry.
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Orbot, insult me!
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Tell me everything I create
is a failure!
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Oh, that's not true.
You have lots to be proud of.
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That's sweet, but not helpful.
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Hang on, kid!
I'll think of something!
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Gotta get angry.
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Uh, OK. I'll have two
double Meh Burgers,
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extra pickles on one, an order
of lightly fried Humdrum Rings,
167
00:09:36,778 --> 00:09:39,449
and a large cola,
half diet, half regular,
168
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light on the ice, and hurry!
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No way he gets this right.
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00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:47,591
Once he screws up, I'll be
on a one‐way trip to rage town!
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But this is exactly
what I ordered!
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A broken clock's bound to be
right twice a day.
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By the way, do you have
the time? My clock's broken.
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Oh, Sonic, great!
Make fun of me!
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Listen, Eggman, I know I was
harsh on you the other day.
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‐ I'm sorry.
‐ No, no! No, no, no, no!
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You're not sorry.
You... you think I'm a buffoon!
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A joke!
A yellow‐bellied MomBot's boy!
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I don't mean to rush you,
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00:10:15,438 --> 00:10:17,693
but the trash‐compactor walls
are closing in.
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Help me, mister!
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00:10:21,158 --> 00:10:23,328
I finally wanna get angry,
and I can't!
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00:10:23,370 --> 00:10:25,542
Now that little girl's
gonna get pancaked!
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Why can't I get angry?
Why? Why? Why?
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It makes me so mad!
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Don't worry.
I heard the whole thing.
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Let's book it!
Come here, you.
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Mister! I'm getting squooshed,I'll bechta!
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Aaah!
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Booyah!
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Thank you, thank you, thank you,
Mr Purple Doctor Thingie!
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‐ Hey, uh, I helped too.
‐ Want a cookie?
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Oh! Ugh!
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Om.
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00:11:10,507 --> 00:11:12,051
You're doing good, Eggman.
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00:11:12,093 --> 00:11:14,682
Just free your mind
of all distractions.
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00:11:14,849 --> 00:11:16,393
Soup's on, boss!
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‐ Whoa!
‐ Grr!
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