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Grr!
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TV: Looks like our killerhad the necessary...
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koala‐fications.
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(Dramatic music)
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Wombat's my favourite character
on Marsupial Crime Unit.
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His digestion's slow
and so are his reflexes,
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‐ but he always gets his man!
‐ Guess what, gang?
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Meh Burger now delivers!
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You get your order in 30 minutesor less, or it's free!
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So, come on down!
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Why do that if we're delivering?
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I'd like to place an order.
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Four Meh Burgers
to Amy Rose's house.
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See ya in 30 minutes or less!
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(Sound of TV)
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Come on, yield!
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That's it, uncle!
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Hey, come on!
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Yeah!
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‐ (Laughs)
‐ (Groaning)
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(Knock on door)
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Four Meh Burgers, piping cold.
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You're three hours late!
Well, at least the food's free.
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Here's a comment card.
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I'd appreciate
a positive review,
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so please don't
fill it out honestly.
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It says there's
a focus group tomorrow
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to review
their delivery service.
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Finally, a chance
to make our voices heard
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by cutting down something
others worked really hard on!
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On a scale from
remarkable to exemplary,
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how would you rate Meh Burger's
delivery service?
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It's a joke. I could do it
in three minutes or less!
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Three minutes? If you can do it
in three minutes,
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you just got yourself a job!
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Couldn't pay me to work here.
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We're not going to pay you.
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Think just because
we're a global corporation
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that our employees deserve
to make a living wage?
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But I can compensate you
in a chili dog
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‐ for every successful delivery?
‐ You got yourself a deal!
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BOTH: Huh! Sucker.
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‐ There you go. One Meh Uniform.
‐ I'll wear it with pride.
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Why would you do that?
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Your first order.
And fair warning,
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our customers
are notorious cheapskates,
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so don't expect any tips.
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That was easy
and I got a big tip!
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(Sighs)
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Great googly moogly!
It never stops!
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Oh, that was fast! I didn't even
have time to get my billfold.
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Hold on.
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Now, where is that thing?
On my chifferobe? No.
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In my portmanteau? No.
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Oh, it must be
next to the Victrola.
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Here it is! Turns out, it was in
my hand the whole time!
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Next up, a Meh Meal for two...
Huh? For Amy Rose?
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(Coy giggling)
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Amy, got the food for you
and Mike The Ox?
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Leroy The Turtle? Lady Goat?
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Not that I care.
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‐ It's not like you and I...
‐ It's for you, Sonic.
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I thought you'd like
a break from work.
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Oh, OK, sure.
But I only have a minute.
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Well, this has been fun.
Gotta go. Bye!
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(Sighs)
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Lunch is on me. I got
six chili dogs coming my way.
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Hey, those are
non‐transferable.
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Looks like I have to eat these.
Sorry‐not‐sorry.
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This job is awesome!
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I can't foresee
anything going wrong.
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Hedgehog Abbey's about to start!
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Where are
my cucumber sandwiches?
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Hi. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!
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I know who you are!
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Lousy TV thinks I don't
even know my own mortal enemy!
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Meh Burger now delivers and weguarantee three minutes or less.
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Or your order is free!
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I don't want this slop any more!
I want a Meh Burger,
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delivered by Sonic the Hedgehog!
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And wouldn't it be just glorious
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if he was late
and I got it for free?
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(Evil laugh)
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Well, well, Sonic the Hedgehog,
delivering food... to me.
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The extra pickles I ordered
are nowhere to be found.
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Looks like you'll have to
run all the way ‐
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Oh. Uh, and I wanted mayo, too!
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And what's this?
No ketchup for my fries?
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The clock's still ticking
until I get my full order.
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May I assist you further, sir?
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(Grumbles)
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Hey, Dave, there's no 154
on Rabbit Row. Just 152 and 156.
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‐ It must be a prank order.
‐ Tee‐hee!
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(Chuckles)
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(Grumbles)
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I have devised
a complicated plan of attack
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that will create chaos
beyond the scope of anything
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Sonic could ever handle!
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They will write poems
and sing songs
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of how I triumphed
over that blue bumpkin!
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(Evil laugh)
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Huzzah!
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So, what is this complicated
plan of chaos?
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I'll attack him
when he leaves Meh Burger
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and make him late for
his deliveries!
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It's more complicated
than it sounds! You'll see!
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Three deliveries on three
different parts of the island,
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in three minutes?
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That's impossible!
Not even you can pull this off.
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It's totally under control.
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Don't worry, Sonic.
We'll fight this enemy attack.
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You do the noble thing
and deliver that greasy food
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to people who don't feel like
leaving their homes!
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Here's your order, piping hot!
That'll be 12 bucks.
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Oh, Sonic. So good of you
to bring this bountiful feast
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that we didn't order, but
you still expect us to pay for.
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It won't be enough
to feed everyone,
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but I guess the children
don't need to eat tonight.
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(Groans)
120
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Sliders for everyone!
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You can't expect us to pay full
price for such skimpy burgers.
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How about a coupon for 10% off?
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Oh, thank you. Now my wife
can afford that surgery.
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(Sighs)
125
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Really, Egghead?
Taking prisoners now?
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Well, it won't work.
I'll still make my deliveries
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in three minutes or less.
128
00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:11,241
Actually, it should be
three minutes or fewer.
129
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This always happens
right after I get it washed.
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(Shrieks)
131
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm ahead of schedule
on my deliveries.
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Grr!
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‐ Who is it?
‐ It's Sonic with your delivery.
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‐ Sonic's not here!
‐ No, man. I'm Sonic!
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‐ Who is it?
‐ It's me, Sonic. Open the door!
137
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‐ I have your delivery!
‐ Sonic?
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Yeah, Sonic! Open up!
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Sonic's not here, man!
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(Cubot snickers)
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(Nervous laugh)
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Last one.
This shouldn't be so bad.
143
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One minute before you missyour deadline, Sonic!
144
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You can't defeat
all these robots
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and penetrate my lair's defences
before time is up!
146
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Then my food'll be free
and you'll have failed!
147
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(Evil laugh)
148
00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:32,280
A minute?Too much time if you ask me.
149
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I may take a nap first.
150
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,434
There must be another way in.
151
00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,062
(Evil laugh)
152
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,863
This is it! I'm going to do it!
153
00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:16,491
I'm going to beat
Sonic the Hedgehog!
154
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,701
Oh, glorious day!
155
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,163
One second to spare.
156
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,626
No! But how?
157
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I followed these two
down the secret tunnel.
158
00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,507
‐ Well, regular tunnel now.
‐ You took the secret tunnel?
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There was a battle outside.
There was no other way in.
160
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That was the point!
161
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That'll be 15 smackers.
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00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,766
Grr!
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Plus tip, of course.
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(Grumbles)
165
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,938
Ugh!
166
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,819
In appreciation of
the phenomenal job you've done,
167
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I'd like to present you
with a ten‐chili‐dog bonus!
168
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:06,666
(Burps) Oh, this agreement
is not agreeing with me. I quit!
169
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,751
Oh, finally.
170
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:11,671
All those satisfied customers
were weirding me out.
171
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,383
Hey, burger lovers!Comedy Chimp here.
172
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,135
I can't wait to tell youall about
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Meh Burger'snewest delivery policy.
174
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,639
Eh...You get it when you get it.
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