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Grr!
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Woo‐hoo! Oh,
there's no endangerment
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like reckless endangerment!
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‐ You can say that again!
‐ Yeah!
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Hold on tight, boys. We're going
into maximum overdrive!
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‐ (Ding)
‐ Ooh! Pizza's ready!
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Oh! Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
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‐ Whoa!
‐ Whoa!
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‐ (Gasps)
‐ Knuckles, look out!
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Whoa!
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It's days like these
I wish I wore pants!
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Aaah!
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Ugh!
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Wow! That was lucky!
Somebody could've gotten hurt.
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Aaah!
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Again, our sincerest apologies.
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These pizza‐related incidents
are becoming all too common.
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Maybe it's about time we,
as a culture,
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banned restaurant‐grade pizza
ovens from cars altogether.
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Will I ever be able to walk
into Meh Burger again?
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‐ Oh, absolutely!
‐ That's a shame.
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But you're going to need
some rest.
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No getting out of bed
for a few days.
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‐ I'll take care of you, Mama!
‐ Thank you, Stratford.
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But what about little Chumley?
Who'll care for my baby?
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Suddenly you're worried
about your baby's safety?
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Uh, I mean, we could watch
your kid for a little while.
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We save the Village
on a weekly basis.
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How hard could it be
to watch one baby?
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(Wails)
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Why would she trust us
with a baby?
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We dropped a tree on her!
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There's gotta be something
we can do to make it stop.
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‐ Maybe he's hungry.
‐ Yeah!
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Let's, uh, feed it a chili dog.
Everyone loves chili dogs!
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I don't think
he can eat solid food.
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‐ Then put it in the blender.
‐ Oh, if you say so.
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‐ The chili dog, not the baby!
‐ OK, that makes more sense.
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(Aeroplane noises)
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Here comes the aeroplane!
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Whoop, whoop! Sorry, folks.
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Looks like there's a backup
on the tarmac. Just sit tight
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and enjoy this encore airing
of our safety video.
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Hello. Willkommen. Aloha.
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(Wails)
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Will you just
feed the kid already?
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‐ (Gurgles)
‐ (Contented sigh)
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Taking care of a baby
isn't so hard.
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‐ We totally got this.
‐ (Farts)
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‐ I don't think so.
‐ But, Amy,
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somebody needs to take
responsibility for our actions.
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‐ Why does it have to be us?
‐ Sorry, guys.
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Not my monkey, not my circus.
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‐ (Farts)
‐ Ugh!
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(Wails)
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We are go
for removal of diaper one.
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Diaper one
successfully detached.
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‐ Prepare waste disposal.
‐ Ready waste bin.
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Applying diaper two.
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(Gurgles)
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We've changed a diaper!
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(Farts and wails)
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Readying diaper three.
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‐ (Crying continues)
‐ We've fed you and changed you.
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What more do you want?
Just go to sleep!
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Maybe we should try
singing to him,
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like a lullaby or something.
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♪ Rock a bye, baby,
in the treetop
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♪ Whatever we do,
this kid just won't stop ♪
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That's because you're not
putting on enough of a show!
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♪ Rock a bye, baby, rock a bye
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♪ Baby, rock a bye, baby, yeah
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♪ Rock a bye, baby, rock a bye
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♪ Baby, rock a bye, baby, yeah
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♪ Yeah ♪
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Oh, I told you we shouldn't have
skimped on the pyrotechnics.
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Better pack this gear
back into the Dude‐Mobile.
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‐ That's it!
‐ What?
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Running from our problems?
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No, a mobile!
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(Sigh)
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Finally.
How'd you know this would work?
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Studies show that the motion
and sound of mobiles
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appeals to an infant's simple,
underdeveloped mind.
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(Snoring)
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He's kinda cute when he's not
screaming his head off.
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(Explosion)
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(Wails)
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Knux, you watch Chumley
while I smash this...
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very nice man... into oblivion!
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Heads up!
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It took us hours to put
that baby down, Eggman!
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Now we're gonna put you down!
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Yeah!
And not for nap‐naps, either!
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I'm sorry, I didn't realise
this boring action sequence
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was getting in the way of
your enthralling baby‐sitting!
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Whoa! Aaah!
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Uh‐oh!
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I got him!
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(Giggles)
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(Giggles)
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Ew, gross! It's all sticky!
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And it smells like pea soup
and talcum powder.
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(Gurgles)
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Hey, hey, hey! Keep your goopy
baby mitts off my console!
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Aaah!
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Oh, come on!
I was winning that one!
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Aaah!
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(Giggles)
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You're pretty good in a fight,
little dude.
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Turns out all he wanted was
a little gratuitous violence!
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A baby after my own heart!
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I think we're finally
getting the hang of this.
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(Swooning)
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(Giggles)
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(Giggles)
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(Yawns and snores)
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Grr!
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(Wails)
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(Giggles)
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(Yawns)
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(Snores)
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(Yawns)
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Hey, guys, quick question about
that baby we were watching...
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‐ (Yawns)
‐ Ugh...
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Anyone know where he is?
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‐ Aaah!
‐ Aaah!
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All right, don't panic.
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I'm sure he's around here
somewhere. Chumley!
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Oh, Chumley!
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Oh, no!
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Chumley's escaped!
He's out in the real world!
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What if he's in trouble?
What if he's hurt?
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Oh, what if he's pursuing
a degree in liberal arts?
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We gotta find him!
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Better check the most
dangerous places in town!
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He's not here!
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Maybe he's in this tree.
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Nope, nothing in the tree.
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‐ He's not down on the ground!
‐ He's not up in the sky either!
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We've been putting it off,
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but it's time we checked
the most dangerous place of all.
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No babies
have come by here all day.
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(Sighs of relief)
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Wait. Why are we celebrating?
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It's great he's not ingesting
D‐grade beef.
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I wouldn't call it "beef,"
per se.
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But we gotta face the facts.
We lost baby Chumley.
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Poor little guy.
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(Sniffs) He was such a trooper!
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The way he'd crawl around
and nuzzle into my (Sniffs)
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impressively sculpted triceps.
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Or how he'd pump his fists
when we listened to speed metal.
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Let's agree that we won't bicker
over whose fault it is,
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be it Sonic for not installing
a door on his shack,
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or Sonic for not securing
Chumley in a safety hammock,
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or even Sonic for...
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Whoa!
What about you, Knuckles?
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Now's not the time
to point fingers!
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I guess we're all responsible.
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And that means we all have to go
tell Lady Walrus the truth.
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‐ Oh, hello, boys!
‐ Hi, Lady Walrus.
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You know that feeling
when you misplace your keys,
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and you look everywhere,
but you just can't find them?
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Now imagine those keys
are a baby!
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Ugh! Look,
there's no easy way to say this.
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‐ Chumley, he's...
‐ Right there?
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Chumley!
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(Laughs)
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My baby! You're home!
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(Giggles)
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You boys
really outdid yourselves.
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‐ Oh, it was nothing.
‐ Bye, Chummers. We'll miss ya.
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And don't forget.
Start with free‐weights,
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then move to bench press
with a cool‐down between reps.
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You got this, buddy. You're
gonna be so swole come summer.
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(Giggles)
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(Sobs)
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Well, guys, I hope you learned
something from this ordeal.
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Oh, absolutely.
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We got a crash course
in responsibility.
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That's why I installed
a throttle on the oven
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in Knuckles' truck.
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Now it only works
if he's in park.
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(Groans)
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Remember, kids,
don't cook and drive.
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Woo‐hoo!
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Grr!
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