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Grr!

♪ I would give my soul

♪ To score another goal

♪ I go along for the ride

♪ But never on the side

♪ Then I run out on the field

♪ To no one will I yield

♪ And the team of which I'm part got that magic touch

♪ I believe in my feet

♪ I believe in the way that I play

♪ When I'm out there kickin' balls, I feel so alive

♪ Ooh, I believe in my feet ♪

‐ Wicked! ‐ Man, I love playing soccer

at the rec centre, and keeping the beat, yo!

(Murmurings)

The rec centre's closing forever?

The funding was pulled

'cause we need another house boat.

You can't close the rec centre!

What about the disenfranchised youth?

Yeah! Where will they enfranchise themselves?

Eh! You win some, you lose some.

‐ We've got to fight city hall. ‐ I'll fight any building

to save the rec centre!

A better approach might be to petition the government

for redress of our grievance!

I don't know what that is, but I want to fight it too!

Let's print out a petition and hit the streets!

OK, I'll hit the street, but after that, no more fighting.

I'm tryin' to go legit.

I got another 30 percent of the Village!

‐ Two more people signed! ‐ Excuse me, sir,

are you registered to vote?

If I sign it, will you leave me be?

Well, yeah. After you sign it, I don't need you any more.

That's how democracy is supposed to work!

We did it, Mr Mayor! We got organised

in order to bring about meaningful change!

Fantastic!

I needed confetti for the Budget Parade!

As for the rec centre, you're outta luck.

Unbelievable!

Did you think it would be over so quickly?

We're only two minutes in.

I'd like to buy the rec centre.

I'll tear it down to build myself a rec centre just for me!

And there's nothing you street kids can do about it!

Unfortunately, control of the rec centre

can only change hands in an athletic competition.

We live in a society of rules.

They're convoluted and arbitrary, but still...

I challenge you and your team to a game of soccer

against me and my team.

Oh, wait! I sarcastically forgot.

You don't have a team, 'cause you have no friends!

I don't need friends to put together a soccer team!

I have something even better!

‐ Grr! ‐ I'm afraid the only team

that could beat Sonic and friends is... well...

Sonic and friends.

But where can I find exact duplicates of Sonic and rats?

Now, I just have to figure out

a way to get the attention of Cyborg Sonic

and the rest of the Cyborg Rats.

Aaah!

Aaah!

That was easier than I thought.

The evil Doctor Eggman!

‐ Why did you return to Roboken? ‐ To make a peace offering!

All I need is 30 minutes of your time,

and you each get one of these.

You can count your steps!

Some people use it for exercise.

I use it to save time with my obsessive counting.

Either way, they're my special gift to you.

I was gonna get one of those things anyway!

All right. We're listening.

So, in conclusion, please do this for me.

‐ Any questions? ‐ You didn't tell us anything.

You just said, "In conclusion, please do this for me."

Ho, ho! The index cards got mixed up.

My bad. Good afternoon.

I want you guys to beat Sonic's team in a soccer game.

In conclusion, please do this for me.

‐ No, thanks. ‐ No way.

‐ Nah. ‐ Are these pencils to keep?

Thank you for your time. Please accept your gifts.

Team "Eggman is Awesome" reporting for duty.

Oh, word! Our cyborg duplicates!

‐ What up, guys? ‐ You're about to get served.

‐ I thought we were cool. ‐ No, we're cool. You're losers.

‐ No, we're losers! ‐ What's up with these guys?

They're under my control!

You flew in at the right moment to respond to that?

Honestly, I was hiding behind the tree for a while.

Nevertheless, thanks to mind control, I have my team!

‐ Not for long. ‐ Don't even bother.

After the game, I'll release them.

Do you have any idea how much mind control costs?

You're on, cheapskate. Split the field. Let's practise.

It appears they're evenly matched.

You need to somehow enhance your team.

I'll have to reprogram their behaviour.

What's the most unpleasant, mean‐spirited, brutish aggressor

‐ society has ever known? ‐ A high‐school jock?

No. A high‐school jock!

I have a firmware update for that, but it's just too evil.

On the other hand, I want that rec centre somethin' fierce.

Bro. I feel strong, bro.

I feel strong bro too, bro.

Let's school those dweebs.

I call the lame pink one!

(Cheering)

I can't believe the beating we took out there.

Can I get a double Meh Burger and regret‐size fries?

Can I get a double Meh Burger and regret‐size fries?

‐ Outta the way, blooser! ‐ Grr!

We're first. Unless there's something before first.

Then we're that.

This is my counter!

Watch the face, bro!

Get off the counter or I'll drag your metal butts off!

Ooo‐ooh!

We don't wanna hurt them. They're our friends.

They're just under mind control.

Aw, little baby going back to his burgerless crib?

(Laughter)

It's the day of the big match. Sonic and gang

versus Cyborg Sonic and Cyborg gang.

Truly a match for the ages and cyborg ages.

BOTH: You're goin' down.

I want a fair game.

But I want a lot of things I don't get.

Like a fondue set.

(Blows whistle)

Aaah!

Yeah!

(Blows whistle)

It's the end of the first half

and things are not looking good for that rec centre.

Keep it mean, keep it unfair and we've got this.

(Whooping)

How do we beat our counterparts?

The key is to figure out where their weaknesses

‐ and our strengths overlap. ‐ Nerd alert!

‐ How original. ‐ That's it!

They're too dumb now to be creative!

We need to get a little... unpredictable.

We gotta to get back to our roots.

‐ Let's do it! ‐ Yeah!

‐ It's worth a shot. ‐ Which goal is ours again?

The second half is about to begin

and team Sonic is nowhere to be found!

What's taking those dweebs so long?

(Music starts)

Whoo!

(Cheering)

(Cheering)

‐ Does not compute! ‐ Does not compute!

(Blows whistle)

‐ Team Sonic wins! ‐ (Cheering)

We did it! The rec centre is ours!

These kids today and their wacky soccer shows.

When I was a boy, you got a grapefruit

and a broken trash can and you were happy to have that.

Now that we only have seconds left to resolve this thing

and since everyone loves the rec centre,

‐ I've decided to keep it open! ‐ (Cheering)

I'll close the library instead!

(Cheering)

All right. Time to uphold your end of the bargain

‐ and let the cyborgs go. ‐ I ain't freein' nobody!

Cyborgs, attack!

It's the wristbands! That's what's controlling them!

Hey! Those things are expensive!

Uh‐oh!

Ow! Ow!

♪ I believe in my feet ♪