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[grunts]
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I love the Dangerco
Deadly Equipment Warehouse!
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Look at this multipack
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of Ion Diffusers.
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I only need one,
but it's such a bargain!
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I need to see your credentials.
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You need a Doctorate
in Evil Science to shop here.
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Last time
I sweet talked the guy.
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I mean threatened his family.
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I know. It was me.
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Now I'm divorced,
your threats are meaningless.
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I'm a man
with nothing left to lose.
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All right, fine.
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Orbot, print out my transcript.
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According to this,
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you're two credits short
of the graduation requirements.
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You're not a doctor!
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For a guy
with nothing left to lose,
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you care a lot
about academic bureaucracy.
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Let's go, knuckleheads!
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This knucklehead
doesn't want our business.
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Eggman's not a doctor?
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I gotta spread the word...
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In song!
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[phone rings]
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[singing] Hi, Perci.
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[singing] Hi, Staci.
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[singing] Here's the rumor,
In good humor
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[singing] Here's the tale,
walrus male.
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[singing] Tell me all
about Mr Eggman.
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[singing] Hi Amy.
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[singing] Hi Dave's Mom.
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[singing]
Here's the babble of the rabble.
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[singing]
Here's the word, anchor bird.
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[singing]
Have you heard about Mr Eggman?
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[singing] He's no longer a doc.
No way!
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‐His PHD is a crock.
‐Oh word!
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‐He was once feared a lot.
‐Sort of
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Now, he's just a crackpot!
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Lady Walrus, this
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is Dave the intern.
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Can I talk
to your annoying kids?
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‐Not a doc! Not a doc!
‐Back to school, boy!
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‐Not a doc! Not a doc!
‐Back to school, boy!
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Academia
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can be cruel, boy.
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‐So true!
‐What a miserable guy!
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‐So blue!
‐Everyone sing along
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To our parody song!
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‐He's no longer a doc.
‐No way!
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‐He was once feared a lot.
‐Sort of
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He's just a crackpot!
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Why do you look like
you finished a musical number?
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[walla]
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[walla]
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Can I get a double Meh Burger,
savage style?
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I'll get right on that.
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And I mean
that double sarcastically,
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savage style.
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[laughter]
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How dare you!
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I'll destroy you all!
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You and what doctorate?
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[ALL: Ohhhh!]
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Better write yourself
a prescription
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for that sick burn.
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Oh wait; you can't!
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[ALL laugh]
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[grunts]
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I'm going to have
to ask you to leave.
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[cheering]
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You'll be hearing
from my lawyer!
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[efforts]
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[cheering]
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I can't believe Eggman
isn't a doctor!
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When did that happen?
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We should sing
and dance about it!
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Meet my lawyer.
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Didn't we just throw you out,
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Mister Eggman?
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[laughter]
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This is the worst day
of my life!
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And I judged at a tofu cook off.
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I'm sure
it wasn't that bad boss.
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Sonic called me "Mister"!
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I got thrown out of Meh Burger
with my tail between my legs
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That's just an expression.
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My vestigial tail
was removed years ago.
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Perhaps you can go back
to school
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for the last two credits.
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That sounds hilarious.
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I can take
Professor Kingsford's class.
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He was the most feared
and respected professor of evil.
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Feared and respected?
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You should take classes
from him!
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They called him
"the goat herder".
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He'd always pick
one poor sap to be his goat
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and wail mercilessly on him
for the entire semester.
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We'll see who it'll be
this year!
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Aaah!
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My alarm never went off!
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[nervous chuckle]
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Huh?
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Mr...
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Eggman.
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Can you recite the facts
of the battle of Admiral Doom
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VS Captain Hero?
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Were we supposed
to read something?
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I see. You thought
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there was going to be
no work on the first day?
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No, no, I actually have
a lot of respect for you.
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What you are, Mr. Eggman,
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is a GOAT.
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Would you like a carrot,
goat boy?
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[laughter]
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I'm bored.
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I'm chairman of the bored.
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We'll have time to figure out
what to do
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during Eggman's failure montage.
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[Song] A failure montage
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Right here,
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We're watching things happen
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Exposition fromage
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So take the brakes off
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Don't miss key points now
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A montage scene, yeah
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We cut between yeah
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A show sure
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So we'll cut some corners now
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Eggman is busy
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As such,
team Sonic can goof around
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Since school is back
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Eggman is less likely
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To scream at them
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[grunts]
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I can't believe
I failed the shoebox diorama.
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I used glitter and everything.
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I made mine out
of evil popsicle sticks.
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David!
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Your pizza pockets exploded
cheese all over the microwave!
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MOM! You're interrupting
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my study group!
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Don't you get fresh
with me, young man!
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All right. Let's get started.
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I highlighted
all the important stuff.
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Nicely done!
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did you check the board
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to see what to steal
for lab day?
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I just need to steal
a rubber gasket.
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Easy as long as I don't draw
too much attention to myself.
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[evil laugh]
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Tremble in terror,
as I steal your rubber gasket!
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C'mon gang; we have
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to stop Eggman from doing
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his homework, or something;
I don't care.
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[spin dash]
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Come on guys!
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Can we go back to drag racing?
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Catching rings is boring.
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Poor Eggman.
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Some people
just aren't naturals.
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This rudimentary Doomsday
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Device built
from parts you stole,
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is almost complete.
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All that is missing
is a tiny rubber gasket,
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without which
this is a glorified paperweight.
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Mister Eggman,
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If you would be so kind,
install the gasket you stole.
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Ehh... funny story...
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I sincerely doubt it.
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Seeing as
this was a class project,
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and Goatboy was unable
to accomplish the simple task
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with which he was charged,
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you shall all
fail the assignment.
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‐Thanks a lot.
‐You're out of the study group.
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I found pizza in my hat earlier.
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Mister Eggman,
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your only hope
to complete this course now
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is to get an A on the final.
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Huh?
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[laughter]
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[mocking laughter]
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[goat sounds]
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Silly Eggman;
rings are for hedgehogs!
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[screams]
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What's wrong, sir?
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It's that final!
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I just know I'm gonna fail it!
Let me think.
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Let you what now?
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If not
for my strong moral center,
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I'd break into the school
and steal the answers.
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Let's break in
and steal the answers.
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Ow!
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You need to be more cautious!
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Got it! Now pull me up!
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Ow! Ow!
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[groans, screams]
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Welcome to your final exam.
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You entered this classroom
eighty seven weeks ago
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with heads full of mush,
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if you pass this test,
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you will leave here villains.
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Begin.
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[laughs]
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I've completed grading
your papers.
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Mr. Eggman?
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Present? Hehe.
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You posit on your answer
sheet that the most
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efficient power source
for launching a planet
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off its gravitational axis is C:
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a tomato?
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[class giggles]
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Ehhh, well, I mean,
if it was big enough,
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like, a prize
winning carnival tomato...
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And that a nuclear ion grid
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can be best penetrated by B:
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a house fern.
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Again, it all comes down
to the size of the fern.
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They can be pretty intimidating.
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Ever seen
"Little Shop of Houseferns"?
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What is far more likely is that
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you stole the fake answer sheet
I planted
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in this desk drawer
and you cheated.
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Cheat?! Me?! No!
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I wouldn't do that!
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That would be evil?
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Precisely...
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And this is a class in evil.
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As such, the true final exam
was to steal the final exam.
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And only one
of my students passed.
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Doctor Eggman.
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So long, losers!
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Yeah!
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I hope we do more stuff
next week.
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