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Grr!
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Ya!
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(Gasp)
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(Chuckle)
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Ya!
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Hey Tails, how's operation
make‐a‐big‐robot mess going?
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(Whoosh)
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Not as well as operation
come‐up‐with‐better‐names.
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I can't get
the unbolterizer to fire!
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(Whoosh)
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(Cluck)
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(Beep)
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Loved to stay
and help clean up,
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but we weren't the ones who
tried to lure you into a trap.
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Grr!
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Look at all this trash!
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Those dunderheads were supposed
to haul it off 3 weeks ago!
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(Beep)
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Sir, rather than taking us all
out in a blaze of glory,
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might I suggest you contact the
requisite government entities?
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My trash should have been
collected 3 weeks ago!
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Mm hmm!
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You're in luck!
This is an election year.
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I'll take care of it
immediately!
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Eggman, one.
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Trash, zero!
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Would you care to pay the fee
now or by mail?
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Let me see that!
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This is highway robbery!
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Now I regret blowing the kazoo.
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You're charging me for
trash collection?
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I thought the government was
supposed to do things for free.
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That's why everyone else
pays taxes!
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The amount of garbage
you had this month
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was way above the limit!
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So you have to pay
a one‐time fee.
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If you don't, I'll
foreclose on your evil lair!
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There's got to be money
around here somewhere...
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Maybe I could get a few bucks
for my particle accelerator!
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Ah, but I could never part with
that. I made it at summer camp!
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Might I suggest selling
your Doomsday Device?
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You haven't used it since
the beginning of season one.
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No. I need to come up with a
well thought out,
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common sense plan to raise
the money I need. I know!
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I'll turn my evil lair
into a resort hotel!
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And how are you going
to find people
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who want to vacation
in an evil lair?
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Hurry, hurry, hurry!
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Step right up to see
exotic birds
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designed to lure you
into a sales pitch!
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Cubot,
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you're not supposed to
tell them that!
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Oh, right. I forgot.
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Attention everyone!
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There are no birds!
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Doh!
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All right,
what's Eggman's angle?
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He's turned his lair
into a resort hotel
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to pay a small one time
garbage collection fee.
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Sounds like the writers
are just phoning it in.
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But, just in case,
we better go check it out.
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Ah, morning, Admiral.
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Morning, Doctor.
Has today's paper arrived?
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I'm keen to read
the cricket scores.
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Smashing!
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Ah, apparently some Eggman
fellow is going to open a hotel.
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I'm Eggman,
and this is the hotel!
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Oh, jolly good!
When does it open?
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It is open.
You're standing in it!
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My word.
I'd better scrub my shoe.
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Party's over, Egghead.
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We're here to figure out
your angle.
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There's no angle.
I'm just trying to run a hotel.
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A hotel? My word!
When does it open?
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It is open.
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Then I guess you won't mind
if we check in.
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I suppose not.
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That's not the right attitude!
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You should have a cheerful
rapport with your clientele.
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And logo pens.
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No sign of evildoing.
82
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Maybe Eggman
was telling the truth.
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Eh, one way to find out.
84
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Ohh Egghead!
85
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Hmm?
86
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Bring me a Kaluki Juki.
87
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Where's the umbrella
and pineapple wedge?
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(Grumbles)
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(Grunts)
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And I need like ten of
those free notepads.
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I'm making a 3D paper model
of a train.
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That's not what those are for!
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Excuse me, boy.
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I'm going to need 3 more towels.
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You're already using too many!
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You should be more accommodating
to the needs of your guests
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if you want people to come back.
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I don't want any of you
to come back!
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I almost have what I need to pay
the mayor's extortion.
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And when I do,
I'm kicking all of you out!
101
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My pillows are gone.
102
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What do you mean they're "gone"?
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They'll never find me in here.
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And it's nice and spacious!
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I could open a pillow hotel
for the purple pillow people.
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All right, I have your money,
you government goober.
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It wasn't even hard!
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I just turned my lair
into a hotel!
109
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You do know you need
a permit to do that?
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Yeah, well,
what are you gonna do, right?
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What's done is done.
Life goes on.
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Eh, would you care to pay for
the permit and fines now
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or by mail?
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(Grumbles)
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I'm staying here for a week,
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but I fear commitment.
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Can I have a different room
every night?
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A different room every night?
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Are you out of your mind?
Get out of my hotel!
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If you want to raise the money,
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you have to be nice
to the guests.
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I'll be nice to you!
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Ha ho, wait!
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Ha, fine, I'll do it your way.
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My television remote is filthy!
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Maybe you're what's filthy!
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Get outta my hotel!
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Much better, sir.
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Evening, Doctor.
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Busy night?
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I'm working my tuchus off
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and I still don't have enough
to pay the Mayor.
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Don't worry, old chap.
You'll get it.
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As surely as my face is capable
of expressing complex emotions.
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Boss!
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I just heard
some big news!
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Did you hear the big news?
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The new hotel is about to get
secretly reviewed
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by a secret reviewer
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who writes secret reviews
for Secret Review Magazine !
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Yeah! Everyone's talking
about it!
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It's really important business
numberwords, Mr Nameperson.
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I seriously doubt that's how
the conversation went.
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But I've got to identify and
impress that secret reviewer
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so I can make
this place profitable
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and then shut it down.
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(Gasps) That could be him!
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Quick, you doorknobs.
Look dignified!
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Welcome to Eggman Towers.
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Hey! I was next in line!
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You're unimportant.
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But I just need a paperclip.
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This isn't
the free paperclip store!
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Now, will you go away?
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Is that how you talk
to your guests?
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Ah, no! Never.
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Here's your paperclip, madam.
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You have one too. It's our way
of saying welcome. Ha.
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I do hope it's quiet here.
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Reservation under Redd Herron.
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I've had a chaotic week.
I wish to relax.
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We pride ourselves on creating
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a serene, tranquil
vacation environment.
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(Laughter)
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You better run!
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(Laughter)
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Whoa!
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Try to catch me!
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(Laughter)
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We're also family friendly! Ha.
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I'm very particular about
my accommodations.
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My line of work has me
in many hotels.
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Excuse me.
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Can't you see I'm busy
with an important customer?
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Ha, I promise.
No more interruptions!
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My children are hungry!
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I demand that you stop
what you're doing
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and feed them at once!
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You demand ?
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I'm paying good money
to stay at this hotel.
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Grr...
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Fine! You insufferable woman.
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I'll just stop what I'm doing
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and feed
your ill‐behaved children.
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Excuse me, could I‐‐
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(Clears throat)
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Um, uh‐‐
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Ah, ahem.
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Ah, how is everything?
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Mediocre.
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Not you. Him!
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Mediocre.
193
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I'd give it 3 out of 10
if I was a reviewer.
194
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What? You're not a reviewer?
195
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No, I'm an insurance adjuster.
196
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Oh, for crying out loud!
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All this time I've been
nice to you for no reason?
198
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If you're not the reviewer,
then who is?
199
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(Shrieks)
200
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Care for a spot of tea, sir?
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Excuse me,
we've been waiting forever!
202
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In a minute, you harpy!
203
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I would love some tea.
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Decaf though. I don't want
to be too jittery today
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while I'm selling
vacuum cleaners.
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Selling vacuum cleaners?
Is that even a thing anymore?
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There's supposed to be
a reviewer,
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and I'm wasting all my time
on you imbeciles!
209
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Well! This is the most
appalling service
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I've ever had the misfortune
of receiving.
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And you are a rude, rude man!
212
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And I'm the reviewer!
213
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You?
214
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Well, this has been a fiasco.
215
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I guess I should just go
with the old standby.
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(Evil music)
217
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Ahh!
218
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Eh, Mayor's office.
Mayor speaking.
219
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I've taken
your villagers prisoner.
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Get rid of my fees
or I'll get rid of them !
221
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Uh, who is this?
222
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Eh, hang on. I need to find
my hostage negotiating hat.
223
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(On hold music)
224
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Robots, attack!
225
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(Screaming)
226
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Ya!
227
00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:18,451
Ya!
228
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Ya! Ya!
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Hi‐ya!
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(Ding)
231
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Ya!
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(Beeping)
233
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‐ Uh oh.
‐ Uh oh.
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(Ka‐boom)
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(Screaming)
236
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What am I gonna do?
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I'm ruined!
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Not if I have anything
to say about it.
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What are you talking about?
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Even though it was based
on misguided assumptions
241
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and plot contrivances,
you treated me with kindness.
242
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:10,336
So, I've decided to approve
an enormous insurance settlement
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to rebuild your lair and pay
for all your permits and fines.
244
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Then everything
will be back to normal!
245
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:23,391
(Groans)
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