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[grunts]

With the guys out of town,

we can have some quality girl time. See a movie,

‐Go to the club. ‐Sharpen our bayonets.

Oil our bayonets, polish our bayonets...

Sticks, we don't have bayonets.

Buy bayonets.

‐Why? ‐Our team's weakened by three.

Eggman's still out there! We must be prepared.

[car door shuts]

Have fun, guys! Don't do anything I wouldn't do!

I thought you said to have fun.

[AMY grumbles]

[car revs]

Who's got first guard duty shift?

We don't need guard duty.

We need a plan to keep Eggman at bay.

Lucky for us, I just happen to own this homemade Sonic doll

which I keep for totally legitimate, non‐creepy reasons.

[giggles]

[whistling]

[bush, squeak]

Oh!

If it isn't Sonic!

What's with the smug grin?

You got beef, Hedgehog? Why not bring it to my grill?

Just what I thought! You don't want none of this!

Giving me the cold shoulder, huh?

You just started a war!

That should keep him busy.

How do you want to kick off our girls' weekend?

[thump, metallic sound]

Mud clump hurling!

Couldn't we do something a little less?

How to put this gently? Repugnant, uncouth, and boorish?

At least give it a try.

[AMY sighs]

[mud squelch]

[AMY squeals]

Sorry Sticks, dirt throwing isn't my cup of tea.

Thankfully, I know what is my cup of tea...

A cup of tea!

Why did you say that?

I said "I know what is my cup of tea"...

I was finishing the thought.

But you said that an hour ago.

Imagine you were an outside observer

watching the conversation.

You see them too?!

[sting] Let's just get back to knitting.

Definitely seeing some improvement.

Remember, you always knit the first row,

then change to a ribbing pattern.

This nursing home activity just ain't my bag.

I have an idea that'll satisfy both of us.

[relaxing flute]

[AMY sighs]

How you doing, Sticks?

Let me get this straight.

If I roll around in mud in the jungle, I'm a savage,

but if I pay $40 to soak in it, I'm civilized?

‐Exactly. ‐Works for me!

[bleeps]

SONIC: Say you're having a miserable time like me.

Sticks and I are having a relaxing spa weekend.

C'mon, your trip isn't that bad.

OLD TIMER: Here's a letter from the Book of Records,

asking me to stop contacting them.

I stand corrected.

Have fun on your vacation. Take pictures.

OLD TIMER: No pictures!

[relaxed sigh]

Sonic's out of town??

[drum roll]

[fake bird noises]

[clears throat] I said [bird noises]

Sonic! It's me, your friend with the two tails.

What's his name?

Check out these fly dance moves!

[music]

He had two hours to think of a distraction

and that's what he came up with?

[clickety footsteps]

Okay, Orbot. Your turn!

[bird noises]

Sonic! It is I, Tails!

Watch me hambone! [humming]

Oh for the love of‐‐! [grunts]

[metallic sound]

[chuckles]

[screams]

[thud]

Charlie! I overheard that Sonic,

Tails and Knuckles are out of town.

The village is ours for the taking!

I'd love to unleash terror on the village

for a thousand generations,

but I need to get back to my excavation.

My mother was right about you.

You don't stand up to anybody!

We'll see if she gets a holiday card this year.

‐She will. ‐Yes, dear.

[music]

Time for the final showdown. CHAAARGE!

[blasts]

[laughs maniacally]

[blasts]

This is the greatest day of my life!

I prepared something for this.

[blows]

When Sonic and I first locked eyes many years ago,

it was hate at first sight.

And now, I stand here, my head full of hair‐‐

How long ago did I write this?

Boss?

That's not Sonic!

[gasp] It's all been a brilliant, elaborate ruse!

"Brilliant" might be a little generous.

That sneaky trickster will pay for his web of lies!

[relaxing music]

[AMY sighs]

[STICKS crunches]

EGGMAN: Sonic!

Come out, you conniving charlatan!

C'mon, I just got my fur done.

Looks like your decoy plan backfired.

Your decoy plan?

We set up the fake Sonic to distract you.

We wanted a weekend to ourselves.

I'm sure you understand.

I understand...

how pulverized you're gonna be!

Robots, attack!

[robot sounds]

[AMY strains, hammer smashes]

[STICKS effort]

[fight]

[motorbike]

STICKS: Aah!

How about some press‐on nails?

They really draw attention away from‐

um, everything else.

[effort]

[metallic sounds, explosion]

[EGGMAN cracks, groans]

Toss me a fur extension!

[effort]

Is this an all‐in‐one shampoo/conditioner?

That's gonna dry out my stache!

[grunts]

[villagers cheer]

[high five]

[thumping]

Back for more, Egghead?

It is I, Belinda!

[efforts]

[punch]

I've stood on the sidelines too long

watching Eggman

and my inept husband fail time and time again!

Mama B wants a piece of the action!

[screams and blasts]

[scream]

And don't think I forgot about you!

Must you always be so snarky?

I should be more like you,

a maniac in a mech suit firing lasers at everyone.

[laser blast]

What's the big idea?!

He didn't do nothing!

Actually, it's "he didn't do anything."

I can't be the only one who's sick of him.

And you!

I just don't like the look of you.

[laser blasts]

[BELINDA laughs]

Amy! No time to explain!

Tails, Knuckles, and I are in jail. Bail us out!

[villagers scream]

Sonic, I'm not in the mood for your jokes.

Sticks and I got our hands full. We'll talk later.

[sighs]

[efforts, blasts]

[struggle]

[efforts] STICKS: Aaah!

[hammer smashes]

This isn't working!

Let's try something different.

[mud squelch]

Mud clump hurling!

[effort]

There's mud all over me that I didn't pay $40 for!

What am I, a savage?

For my idea, I must borrow things from your store.

If that's a problem, gimme a sign.

Great. Thanks!

Finish the row, switch to a ribbing pattern!

[wool stretches]

[efforts, hammer]

[crash]

[villagers cheer]

[effort] BELINDA: Aaah!

Best girls weekend ever! YEAH!

[giggle]

What did I do wrong?

I was ruthless, cunning, merciless!

I'll just take it out on my husband.

Surprise!

I know you're angry with me for not fighting those heroes,

but I had a good reason.

I was excavating...

your anniversary gift!

[gasps]

If I know anything about women,

it's that every gal loves to get a new outfit,

giving her the ability to fly and shoot deadly blasts!

It's perfect!

I thought Eggman was our number one problem,

but it was Belinda.

You never know what to expect.

Uh, don't mind me.

Just taking this back to my lair for, uh, research. [laughs]

[laser]

Looks like Hedgehog Village has a new power couple!

Happy anniversary, honey bunny.

[theme tune]

Subtitles: TITRAFILM