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Grr!
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This has got to be our most
dastardly scheme yet!
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Yeah!
Petty vandalism is one thing,
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but hurling
month‐old fruitcakes?
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That's some next‐level villainy.
Fire!
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Whoa!
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(Groans)
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Anyone else up for a snack?
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Remember, pinkies out!
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Oh, where are my manners?
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Ten minutes of prep
and 45 minutes of baking
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in a 350‐degree oven
down the drain!
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You know, losing
our 80th consecutive battle
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makes me wonder if we're cutting
the mustard as supervillains.
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Maybe we need a new vocation,
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something that plays
to our strengths!
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What are our strengths?
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We look good
in matching outfits?
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Hey, hey, that's great!
What can we do with that?
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(Laughter and cheering)
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That's turkey, baby!
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Three strikes in a row
for the Lighting Bowler Society.
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Eat it, One‐Percenters!
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However will we deal with
the agony of defeat?
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How about we go for a swim
in our riches? To the money bin!
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We're unstoppable!
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That's because you've never
played against the Pin Dashers!
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It's a play on "Spin Dash" in
case you couldn't figure it out.
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(Cheering)
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(Cheering)
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(Frustrated cry)
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(Cheering)
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I lost! I want a rematch!
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Any time, anywhere!
Well, not anywhere,
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it'd have to be at
the bowling alley. But any time.
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Not Tuesday nights.
I got spin class.
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And not this weekend.
Gotta shave my mom's back.
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It's kind of a lengthy process.
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And not in the past.
That already happened.
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Let's just say
a week from next Thursday.
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You're on!
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It's my honour to present
the newest item
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on the Meh Burger menu,
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The Lighting Bowler Beef Bowl!
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Oooh!
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What an honour... despite
the terrible name, and flavour,
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and the fact that it has
no actual beef
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and the bowl is a plate.
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A fast food tie‐in?
Those things never work!
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I can't wait to burst
their bubble next Thursday.
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Don't worry, Sonic.
No one takes them seriously.
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Will you sign my beef bowl?
Make it out to Staci.
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I'm your biggest fan,
Mr Tree Spy.
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Please call me by my true name,
The Chameleon.
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After all,
I am a master of disguise.
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I've got a whole closet
full of tree costumes.
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(Giggles)
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I'm here with
the Village's hottest new stars,
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The Lightning Bowler Society.
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(Cheering)
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Everyone has their favourite,
whether it's the sneaky one...
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‐ Yeah!
‐ ..The geeky one...
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‐ Whoo!
‐ ..the cute one...
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(Shrieking)
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..or the overweight,
middle‐aged walrus one.
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I gotta work on my branding.
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For the young couple,
two Lightning Bowler Beef Bowls
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with extra flavour packets.
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‐ Wow, Dave really hooked us up.
‐ Of course he did.
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Dave knows they'd be
nothing without you.
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‐ He's buttering you up!
‐ Nah,
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they've not used butter
in years.
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‐ I think it's petroleum jelly.
‐ Face it,
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your so‐called teammates
are holding you back.
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Ha, ha! Yeah!
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Sonic, we've been
practising all day.
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‐ Can we go home now?
‐ It's what they want us to do!
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Can't you see?
They're playing mind games, man!
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We can't let 'em win.
We have to win!
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What's taking the Chameleon
so long? If we don't leave soon,
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Sonic will think
we're forfeiting the big game.
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(Door opens)
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Don't worry, don't worry.
Your cedar saviour has arrived!
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You're late! We had to polish
our bowling balls without you.
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It's just awkward with three.
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The Chameleon commands respect.
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You'd all be nothing
without him.
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We got the Meh Burger
endorsement deal thanks to me!
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Slow your roll, nerd patrol.
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Without my charisma
we'd be Nowhereseville!
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Hello? Who stole our bowling
balls in the first place?
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‐ Right here!
‐ I guess Staci was right.
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You are all jealous my foliage
is reaching new heights.
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Grr! If a tree falls in an evil
hideout, does it make a sound?
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Let's find out!
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Where are
those Lightning Losers?
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We can't bowl them into oblivion
if they're not here!
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The Chameleon
has an announcement!
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‐ Who the heck's the Chameleon?
‐ I am. I am the Chameleon!
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Makes sense.
He does have a lot of disguises.
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Oak Tree, Walnut Tree,
Maple Tree, Weeping Willow...
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‐ The Chameleon is now solo.
‐ Now you're Solo? Pick a name!
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The Lightning Bowlers
have disbanded.
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We'll be pursuing
our own careers. Come, Staci.
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But if you don't...
then we can't... and I won't...
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We have to get the Lightning
Bowlers back together.
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Folks, you're gonna wanna
pick up the phone.
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I've got a beautiful pair
of bowling‐ball earrings!
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These are genuine lane‐used,
16‐pound bowling balls.
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And now my producer's
telling me... What's that?
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Oh, no, we can't!
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This is lunacy, people!
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If you call
in the next 90 seconds,
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we're going to throw in
a free set of steak knives!
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‐ Call now!
‐ And... we're out!
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Great job, Willie.
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But is this really
why I got into bowling?
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Why not
get back together with the team?
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Did they send you?
Do they want to roll again?
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Uh... because I might be willing
to take a meeting.
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‐ (Crash)
‐ Ow.
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Say, mister, I want a Lightning
Bowler Beef Bowl, I betcha.
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Actually, they've been rebranded
as "Dave the Intern Beef Bowls".
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Never mind.
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Oh...
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I'll have
a Dave the Intern Beef Bowl,
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on one condition, you meet
with your former teammates.
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I don't know.
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00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:03,441
Things are going pretty well
for ol' Dave the Intern.
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00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:07,112
Say, you don't know anyone who
can recommend a dumpster service
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to dispose of 13,000
uneaten beef bowls, do you?
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I'm asking for a friend.
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Meet the town's
newest bowling stars.
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So, does your team have a name?
135
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Weasel Bandit
and the Weasel Bandits!
136
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Hey, how come
you get top billing?
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Oh, hello, fellow bowler. Fancy
seeing you here... in your home.
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(Cheering)
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So, Chameleon, we heard
you wanted to talk to us?
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He doesn't want
anything to do with you.
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‐ His solo career's going great!
‐ Not as good as mine!
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Ever since we slashed the price
of beef bowls,
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they're selling like hotcakes!
144
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Not that our hotcakes
are selling, 'cause they're not.
145
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:05,086
Well, I sold 300 bottles
of ball wax yesterday!
146
00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:08,256
Looks like we're all doing
just fine without each other.
147
00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,425
No, no, no,
you're all doing terribly!
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00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:13,219
Get back together
and bowl against me!
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Sonic, while you were worrying
about your bowling legacy,
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I've been conceiving my most
brilliant, evil plan yet!
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This old bot again? Why
can't you build something new?
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You know how much it costs
to build new robots every week?
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I'm trying
not to go over budget!
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It doesn't have to be
exactly the same.
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‐ Try thinking outside the bot.
‐ That was pretty clever.
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Gimme a sec
while I think of a comeback.
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Remember when
we talked trash like that?
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Oh...
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‐ Those were the days.
‐ We were never great villains,
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00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:03,144
‐ but at least we were happy.
‐ Maybe we should reunite.
161
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:06,022
But not as bowlers,
as evildoers!
162
00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,190
Yeah!
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00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,818
‐ What are you doing?
‐ Sorry, Staci,
164
00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,195
but this Chameleon
never changes his colours!
165
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:15,615
Come on, boys!
Let's go lose a battle!
166
00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,160
Yeah! (Battle cries)
167
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,625
What? No! You get out of here!
168
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,923
You're ruining everything!
169
00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,145
This isn't over, Sonic!
170
00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,605
OK, maybe it is over.
But I'll be back!
171
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So, now that you guys
are back together,
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hows about that rematch?
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Oh, please. I need this so bad.
174
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:57,615
Not a chance.
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00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,160
Sure, being the best bowlers
in town brought us fame,
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00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:04,038
respect and endorsement deals,
but it cost us our friendship.
177
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,083
Yeah.
Only villainy unites us now!
178
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,877
Well, in that case...
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00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,341
We might have never
beaten them at bowling,
180
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:18,428
but here on the battlefield,
I win every time!
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00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:21,848
Also, I totally would have
beaten them at bowling!
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