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Grr!
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Behold my Eggs‐Boson
Super‐Configurator!
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I've accomplished what no other
scientist has ever done.
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Prove climate change is real?
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Build a machine that creates
a miniature black hole
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and makes broccoli
taste like apple sauce!
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‐ What will you do with it?
‐ Start eating my broccoli
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and simultaneously prove,
once and for all,
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that I'm the greatest scientist
who ever lived!
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Nicely done, sir.
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Ow!
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Depth perception
is for losers.
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And now to present
my brilliant invention
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to the scientific community
and be honoured by my peers!
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(General chatter)
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‐ Waited until the last minute?
‐ There's no way I can lose.
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Sure, it's a nice rock, but
I think I have the edge here.
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Hi, I'm Beth the Shrew.
I made this all by myself.
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The solar system is so much
less cluttered since they tossed
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that dwarf planet.
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Except there are
no other planets.
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They're just holograms
projected by aliens.
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If there are no planets,
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then where do the aliens
come from, mister?
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You see, particle theory is
different from string theory.
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‐ So, my device...
‐ Whoa! A potato clock!
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What makes it a potato clock?
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You wind it up
when you go to bed
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and it wakes you up potatoclock!
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(General chatter)
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Welcome to the Village
Science Fair Awards.
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Did you see Lady Walrus
on the red carpet?
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She's had that dress so long
it's been in style three times!
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Ha!
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Nothing, huh? Fine.
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The award for best
science‐fair project goes to...
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Beth the Shrew
and her solar‐system diorama!
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(Cheering)
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And, of course, everyone gets
a participation trophy.
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Because if at first
you don't succeed,
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you've actually succeeded.
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‐ Hey! Where's my trophy?
‐ You were disqualified.
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You exceeded the height limit
for a children's competition.
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You also win a week of observing
our Village's top scientist...
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Expert science judge Tails!
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(Sighs)
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I know what'll cheer you up.
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Let's see
what Meh Meal toy you got.
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Councilman McMeh?
What nitwit thought kids
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would find a bean‐counting
character interesting?
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My son picked that rock out
all by himself!
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Look how she's gushing over him.
It's just a silly rock!
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I wish I had someone to give me
unconditional love like that.
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Not you!
But maybe a robot is the answer.
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Uploading recipe file,
including happy‐face pancakes.
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Basic first‐aid instructions,
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lullabies, all bedtime stories
where evil triumphs...
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Add to database,
"Don't play ball in the house!"
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"No more screen time!"
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and, "If you keep making that
face, it'll get stuck that way!"
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My new robot will praise
even my lamest accomplishments.
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‐ Hello!
‐ Hello!
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‐ My boy!
‐ Mombot!
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Say, mister, you know
all about science, I betcha.
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Well, I have been working on
some pretty awesome inventions.
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Introducing the hovercycle.
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(Panting)
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Aaah!
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Science is so interesting.
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What would you like to do next,
sweetie?
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Pick out your clothes for
tomorrow or go get ice cream?
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Oh! Ice cream, ice cream!
Then can we go to the movies,
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or the mall, or have high tea
at the Fuzzy Puppy store?
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Maybe we should just have
a mom‐tage!
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(Cries)
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(Giggles)
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My boy!
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Ooh! Here comes the Eggmobile!
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I love you, Mombot.
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Mombot made this for me,
with wool and with love.
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One of which
I may be allergic to.
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Now, I'm off to defeat Sonic
and make Mombot proud.
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Don't forget your lunch,
Pumpkin.
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And don't trade
your raisins for candy.
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Yes, Mombot. I'll be home
after I obliterate Sonic.
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Through the microscope,
common objects are super cool
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or totally disgusting.
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I have to go battle Eggman.
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You better stay here,
where it's completely safe.
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On second thought, come with me.
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Will you keep an eye on Beth?
You're good with children.
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Well, well, well. If it isn't
the queen of the science fair.
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That didn't turn out very well.
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But Mombot's programmed
to love me unconditionally.
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So long, losers!
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Let's go. I can show you this
water‐displacement experiment.
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You must be the strongest guy
on the island, I betcha.
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How'd you get so strong, mister?
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Upper‐body workouts.
Exclusively.
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(Sighs admiringly)
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Mombot, I just suffered
a humiliating defeat
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at the hands
of that pesky blue rodent.
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Aw, my poor baby.
Maybe villainy isn't for you.
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You're good with tinkering.
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Maybe you can take a course
in air‐conditioner repair?
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But... but I'm a supervillain!
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That's very similar
to an air‐conditioner repairman.
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You should be proud of me!
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I'd be proud
if you were a doctor.
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‐ I am a doctor!
‐ I meant a real doctor.
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Grr!
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You'll see.
Once I defeat Sonic...
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Again with defeating Sonic?
He seems like a nice boy.
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Why can't you two be friends?
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Because he's my arch‐nemesis.
A‐duh!
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Sonic? This is Eggman's Mombot.
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Mombot, you're embarrassing me!
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My baby
doesn't have any friends.
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Can you take him to the movies?
I'll pay.
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If you keep making that face,
it'll get stuck that way.
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Someone named Mombot asked me
take Eggman to the movies.
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‐ Sounds like a trap.
‐ I know.
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But how could I say no to her?
She knit me this great scarf.
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I'm hoping the fans like it
more than this one. Ugh!
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Beth was supposed
to meet me here.
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But she's more into watching
Knuckles smash things
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‐ than learning about science.
‐ She's a smart kid.
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She won't want to
watch that forever.
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I want to watch you
smash things forever.
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Hey, Beth.
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I can use this bar to show you
how metal conducts electricity.
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Or this!
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Huh?
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‐ (Giggles)
‐ (Groans)
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Shh!
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(Giggling)
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So, did your mommy make any more
play dates for you today?
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My saintly Mombot
wants me to make peace with you,
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but I'd rather
make pieces of you!
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What?
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(Nervous laugh)
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‐ What happened to you?
‐ Sonic beat me up.
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Well, I'm just going to
have to make peace
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between you and Sonic myself!
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Knuckles and I
are gonna play a fun game
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while I teach you about science.
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Now, the coconut's velocity...
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Holy cow, Knuckles!
You really walloped that thing.
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‐ Say, mister... ?
‐ Just a second, Beth.
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See if you can hit it
over the trees this time!
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(Laughs)
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(Sighs)
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All right, breakfast for dinner!
Thank you, Mombot.
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What a polite young man.
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So, Amy, I don't mean to pry,
but you and Sonic are friends?
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Or... ?
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Mombot's right,
you're no spring chicken.
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(Nervous laugh)
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Who let you go out
dressed like that?
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You must get chilly.
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I'm going to defeat Sonic
in front of Mombot,
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so she'll see
what a great villain I am.
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Pah! Air‐conditioning repair.
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Well, you know it is good to
have something to fall back on.
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I can see your attack robots.
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You installed eyes
in the back of my head.
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Now, I spent all day planning
this dinner and you ruined it!
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You're my son. You shouldn't
upset me like this.
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I created you!
I'm your father! I'm your son!
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Your father! Your son!
Your father and your son!
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Mosquito. Now, go to your room!
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(Laughter)
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I hope one day your children
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break your heart
like you did mine!
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I hit the sky fluff!
I'm science!
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They pump in subliminal
messages from the government.
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Really, mister?
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They've many ways of controlling
you. Fluoride in the tap water,
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chemtrails, diet soda...
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‐ Yeah!
‐ Yeah!
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Yeah!
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If you can ground me,
I can erase you.
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Pudding, did you get the email
chain letter I forwarded to you?
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Mombot, I've been thinking
about it and, uh...
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I'm sending you on a cruise
around the world.
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Ow!
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What son would do that
for his mother? I am so proud!
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Mmm. (Sniffs)
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What? Does it always
have to end on a joke?
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