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Grr!

When I first invested in this dig site, I considered it

just another tax shelter.

But, today, it's going to need a tax shelter of its own,

because we've uncovered

the ancient and ambiguously powerful Fregosi Sapphire!

Oooh!

Yoink!

Thanks for doing all the work for me, suckers! Ha, ha!

(Screaming)

Soup's on, Eggdrop!

Aaah!

(Evil laugh)

Coming in for a hard landing. Got me covered?

‐ Roger. ‐ Who's Roger?

He's talking to me. Thanks. I owe you one.

By my count, you owe him about a million.

Must everyone chime in with a quip?

Communication is the key to a functional relationship.

Relationship? Who said anything about a relationship?

Aaah!

You know, you guys can be real buzzkills sometimes.

I believe this sapphire is yours.

Oh, no. With Eggman after it,

my premiums are gonna shoot through the roof!

For some reason, insurance companies hate supervillains.

Which is weird, since they're basically the same thing.

I'll watch it for you.

People have been complaining

that I don't guard enough rare stones.

You ever wonder what happens to Eggman's minions after a battle?

Nah.

Aaah!

This one's still functional!

‐ Is she gonna be OK? ‐ She'll be better than OK.

I repaired the circuitry and installed a personality chip.

Make sure she stays fully charged,

that her circuits don't overheat,

and that she gets enough oil.

Here comes the airplane... lubricant.

(Battle cry)

Way to make a coupla girls feel welcome!

What girls? You're toting a BeeBot!

‐ You mean Bea? ‐ That's what he said. Bee.

Bea! Like in Beatrice. Get it?

It's simple, that's why it's so clever.

(Mutter)

I said, "It's clever!"

‐ Yup. ‐ You're right.

(Yaps)

My puppy! You need to keep that bee on a leash!

Play dead!

No!

Woo‐hoo!

(Grunts)

All right, Eggman. New year, new you.

Time to shape up!

(Panting)

Feelin' the burn now. Don't wanna overdo it.

‐ (Chuckles) ‐ Hey! Is that my BeeBot?

No. This is a... wild BeeBot.

‐ Yeah, that's it! ‐ Well, if it's wild,

then it wouldn't be affected if I activated my homing device!

Fine. I'll override you with... the passcode!

(Screams)

Wrong password? Oh, what did I change it to?

‐ Orbot's middle name? ‐ (Wrong‐answer buzzer)

Mombot's maiden serial number?

‐ (Wrong‐answer buzzer) ‐ How am I meant to remember it?

You gotta use a number, a capital letter,

and a special character.

Plus they make you change it every six months!

I'll keep trying till I get it.

Locked out. Please contact your customer‐care representative.

(Groans)

‐ I need a place to hide Bea. ‐ Of course!

It's not like we need our tents for shelter or anything.

‐ We can snuggle up for warmth. ‐ OK, thanks!

So I go to "Settings," to "General Settings,"

to "Set General Settings". Oh, OK, I see it.

Thanks, Kevin.

Now, to get back that bee.

(Beeping)

Bea! Are you all right?

What's going on in there?

You let her out?

Don't worry. It's not like I worked my fingers to the bone

nursing her back to health.

Sorry, us Gogobas are immune to guilt,

which I really feel terrible about.

(Sobbing)

Maybe it's the mother in me,

but I can't stand to see Amy so sad.

‐ (Sniffs) ‐ Ah! That's better!

I'm worried about Amy. She really seems out of it.

What are you talking about? She's the life of the party.

Just look at that hat!

OK, Ames, this has gone on long enough.

We're gonna cheer you up!

It's been three hours. Think the cupcakes are done yet?

Aaah!

‐ Aaah! ‐ Boo‐hoo‐hoo!

(Sobs)

‐ No, no, no! It's OK! ‐ Don't cry!

Man, she must really hate cupcakes.

Uh, how about we look through your scrapbooks?

‐ Oh, yeah! ‐ Uh‐huh!

I like that!

(Nervous laugh)

(Sobs)

There's one thing we haven't tried.

Let's... talk... about our feelings.

Oh! That's just what I need!

There are so many things I want to get off my chest.

So many emotions I've been...

(Explosions)

No time for that now, Amy. Eggman's attacking!

‐ Hand over the gem, Nerples. ‐ He has a name, you know!

‐ Herman! ‐ Really? That's pretty weird.

But I hang out with robots who're no smarter than rocks.

‐ BeeBots... attack! ‐ BeeBots?

Sticks, no! Maybe one of them is Bea!

(Evil laugh)

‐ Leave Herman alone! ‐ Don't worry.

I'll give it a good home... as the power core of my MegaBot!

After the installation, he... and by "he," I mean "me,"

and by "me" I mean "I," will be invincible!

(Evil laugh)

We gotta stop Eggman before he installs it into MegaBot!

Guys, I can't risk hurting Bea. So as long as Eggman has her,

he'll always have the upper hand.

You do what you have to do, but I can't be a part of it.

Don't you mean you can't "bee" a part of it?

What? Nothin'?

With these improvements,

I'm gonna have to start calling you Mega‐MegaBot!

(Evil laugh)

‐ We're too late! ‐ Late? But I'm never late!

Except for when I'm fashionably late, but that doesn't count.

Anyway, let's kick some ro‐butt!

(Battle cry)

(Gasp) That's it!

Well, if it isn't Amy Rose. Where's your little pet?

How about I call her for you? Oh, BeeBots!

How do we know which one's Bea? They all look alike!

‐ Not cool, Sonic. ‐ Don't worry!

I know how to find my Bea.

(Giggles) I missed ya, girl!

Now let's show these BeeBots who's BeeBoss!

It sounded more clever in my head.

You didn't think it would be that easy, did ya?

MegaBot, blast that hornet turncoat out of the sky!

Aaah!

How... dare... you?

(Battle cry)

Whoa! OK, maybe that was a mistake on my part.

(Hysterical laughter)

(Sniffs)

That oughta do it!

Oh, wait, almost forgot.

Oh!

Oh, yeah. Bea might be a little stronger than before.

That Fregosi Sapphire packs one heck of a punch.

Don't worry, Herman, scars look cool.

(Laughs happily)

There. That finishes my scrapbook

of my favourite scrapbooks.

Come on, Bea. (Giggles)