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Grr!
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One chili dog.
I eat chili dogs now.
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Seems cool and edgy. I'm
thinking of making it my thing.
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Here. This is probably
close to what you ordered.
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You know what? I don't want
a chili dog any more.
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Now I just wanna
burn this place to the ground!
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‐ Robots, attack!
‐ Not so fast, Egghead!
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We won't let you
destroy Meh Burger.
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Fine. I've got an even better
plan to get decent service.
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First, I'd like to say
it's an honour to meet the man
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who owns Meh Burger.
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Your institution
is responsible for more evil
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‐ than I could ever dream of!
‐ Uh... Thank you?
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But there's still room
for improvement.
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Orbot! Slideshow!
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This is an artist's rendering
of the current,
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inefficient Meh Burger.
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Now, here's my proposal. A team
of efficient robotic employees!
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A shiny, new Meh Burger!
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And a place where you get
what you actually ordered!
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I love it! I'm very suggestible!
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These machines
will never be able to replicate
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the customer service experience
that comes from a live employee.
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‐ Could I get some ketchup?
‐ Get it yourself.
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I'm on my break.
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Your business is very
valuable to us, pink customer.
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Come on! At least give me
a chance to show you
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that I'm better
than a bunch of robots.
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We can have a contest.
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OK, but if you lose,
you're fired!
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This is Soar the Eagle,
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broadcasting live from Village
Centre where local flunky,
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Dave the Intern, is about
to challenge a series of robots
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in a fast‐food throwdown!
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Clearly, it's a slow news day.
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The first event?
Burger flipping!
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Ouch! Er, I mean,
round one goes to the machines,
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with a final tally of Dave, 17,
Machine, 135.
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Next up, the Stop and Mop!
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Mustard, easy!
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Mysterious orange chunky goo,
piece of cake!
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Piece of cake?
That one's a toughie.
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Well, he earned that one.
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And now for the final event,
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the drive‐thru
speaker translation!
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This one's worth more points
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than all the other events
combined.
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That's to create
false dramatic tension.
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Or this competition
would be over.
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(Indistinct mumbling)
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Two double Meh Burgers,
and an order of humdrum rings.
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(Indistinct mumbling)
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‐ Uh... One...
‐ (Buzzer)
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And Dave goes down!
A devastating blow to humanity!
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But at least they'll
finally get my order right.
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Dave, it's difficult for me to
say this, but... you're fired!
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Actually,
that wasn't so hard at all.
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In fact, I kind of liked it.
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In celebration
of my new good mood,
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I hereby announce
a party tomorrow.
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(Cheering)
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Enjoy your tin death chefs.
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I'm off to the woods
for something safe to eat,
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like unidentified plants,
berries and mushrooms.
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Gentlemen, today I was fired
from my part‐time,
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minimum‐wage job.
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This is an outrage!
Your boss shouldn't judge you
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based on how ineffective
you are at work!
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Tomorrow, Meh Burger's
going to have a big party
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and the Lightning Bolts
are gonna crash it.
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Here's how it's gonna go down.
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Thank you all for coming
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to the grand reopening
of Meh Burger!
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In celebration, all
cheeseburgers today are free!
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(Cheering)
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Aw. Cheese?
But I'm lactose intolerant!
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I also hate gogobas.
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Once our operative gives
the thumbs up, we move in.
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New intel!
Free cheeseburgers!
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Abort mission! Abort mission!
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(Sighs)
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To the new Meh Burger, where you
get what you actually ordered!
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(Cheering)
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Not something wrong,
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served by a lackadaisical
staff of slugs,
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who don't give
a rat's patootie.
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In fact, odds are, they
served you some rat's patootie!
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Our lawyers have assured me
the percentage of rat's patootie
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in these burgers
is well within the legal limit!
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But we can forget those dark,
old days. Well, you can.
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Not me!
Eggman never forgets!
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So, I'm going to
exact my revenge
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on this so‐called restaurant
and all of its customers!
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I'll break us out!
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Ow!
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The force field
goes underneath too.
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‐ We're doomed!
‐ Not necessarily.
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There's somebody outside
the force field we can call on.
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Hi. This is Sticks.
I'm in the woods right now.
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If this is a threat
or conspiracy, press one.
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You don't have
an answering machine.
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'Cause I hate machines!
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You were right about the robots!
We're all trapped in Meh Burger!
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You're doing
an I‐told‐you‐so dance?
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‐ Maybe.
‐ I need you
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to get over to my workshop
right away!
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Sticks, listen carefully.
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I need you
to bring me some stuff.
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A transducer
and a beam‐concentration nozzle,
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‐ the big one, not the small...
‐ Transfloozle, pocket wrench...
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Yeah, I got it.
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A voltage bridge,
a welding laser...
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You can't keep us
in here forever!
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I know! That's why I'm
launching you into outer space!
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Wait. What?
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Ta‐ta! (Evil laugh)
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Sticks here. Quick question.
Where's Meh Burger?
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Right above you!
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This is no good. The key
to a successful restaurant
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is location, location, location!
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You'll have to take out
the force field from mid‐air.
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You can borrow my plane,
but need a co‐pilot.
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Is there anyone left in town
who can fly it?
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Why should I help save
lame‐o Meh Burger?
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You and I
have one thing in common,
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unless you also believe
the government changes
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word spellings and replaces
our dictionaries while we sleep.
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‐ We both hate robots, right?
‐ Of course I do!
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They took my job!
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Keep your mitts on the wheel!
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Don't tell me what to do!
You're not my mom's boyfriend!
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It feels pretty sweet defeating
Dave the Intern, Meh Burger
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and Sonic in one fell swoop!
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And as an extra bonus, I don't
have to wait in lines any more!
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I wonder if these come in husky?
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Why is there never anyone
to help when you need it? Hello?
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(Screaming)
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First thing you need to do
is slow our ascent
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before we get
to the vacuum of space.
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You'll have to disarm
a couple of the thrusters.
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Dave, we need to get closer!
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Oh, that's really nice of you,
but I'm kind of a loner.
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Oh, you mean the plane! Right!
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Hey! It's working!
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With half the thrusters gone,
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the rest are struggling
against the weight.
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They're gonna seize! We gotta
disable this force field, fast!
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Time to even out my tan
without fear of scrutiny.
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Everybody, grab a table cloth.
You can use them as parachutes.
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Can I get another one?
This one has a mustard stain!
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Mine has a hole in it!
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I need you to make
an electromagnetic pulse
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to jam
the force field's current.
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‐ I don't know what that means!
‐ You can do it, Sticks!
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You'll need a power supply.
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Find something
that looks like a battery
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with three squiggly wires
coming out of it.
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OK, got the battery!
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Now find
a beam‐concentration nozzle.
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It's like a small rubber traffic
cone with a clip on the end.
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Attach that to the loose wire
and press the big, red button!
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Nice going, Sticks!
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Dive, Dave! Dive, dive, dive!
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We're starting to get a little
close to the ground here.
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That sound is never good.
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Aaah!
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A perfect one‐point landing.
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Ugh!
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Pretty nice of Mr Slate to
promote him to Dave‐the‐Manager.
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00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,622
Well, he deserved it for helping
you save the whole town.
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A meaningless title, though.
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He doesn't have
any employees to manage.
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Actually, I took care of that.
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I salvaged one of the robots
and reprogrammed it.
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This is a salad!
I ordered a chili dog!
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I'm on my break.
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