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Grr!
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(Music playing)
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(Grunts)
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Wow! That was great!
At least I assume it was.
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It's all just noise to me.
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And now, we reached out to
the good people at StuffMart
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to give away free big‐screen
TVs to our studio audience!
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(Cheering)
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Unfortunately, they declined.
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But we did spring for a prize
for one of ya.
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So check under your seats to see
if you're the lucky winner!
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‐ Aw, man. Nothing.
‐ Bupkis.
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I found this crummy lamp. We can
use it to look for the prize.
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I think the lamp is the prize,
Knuckles.
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I won! Hey, everybody,
check out my sweet lamp!
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A lamp? Really? I guess
the rest of the prize budget
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‐ went to my ex‐wife's lawyer.
‐ (Laughter)
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That wasn't a joke.
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So, where you guys wanna take
this lamp party next?
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(Yawns) Actually, Knuckles,
I'm a little tired.
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‐ I'm gonna head home.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ Me too.
‐ I haven't slept in 28 days.
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Home, huh? A home
would be the perfect place
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to plug in my new floor lamp.
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But where could I find
one of those?
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I couldn't help but overhear
your predicament.
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I just happen to be
an unlicensed real‐estate agent.
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I could find your dream house...
for a nominal fee, of course.
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What do you think,
I was born yesterday?
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Because, if so, this is a great
belated birthday gift!
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Breathtaking, isn't it?
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‐ There's a hole in the ceiling.
‐ We call that a sunroof!
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‐ But what if it rains?
‐ Instant waterfall!
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You like nature, right?
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It's what is says
in my character description.
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We'll take it!
Do you accept bottle caps
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‐ and seashells as payment?
‐ Ew...
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I mean, good news!
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You've just been pre‐qualified
for a line of credit!
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Just need you to initial here,
here, and here.
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And sign on the line here,
and again here.
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And in triplicate here.
And we're done!
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As soon as you sign over here,
and initial here and here.
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Congratulations!
Let me give you your keys.
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You just need to
jimmy the lock a bit.
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Home sweet home.
Now, time to get my light on!
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Hmm. Maybe it takes a while
to warm up.
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‐ We got your distress signal!
‐ My lamp isn't working.
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Once you pay the electric bill,
this lamp will work just fine.
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Though this place probably looks
better with the lights off.
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Bills, eh?
How am I supposed to pay those?
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(Crash)
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I'm here to apply for a job.
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I have a real passion
for li‐berries.
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All berries, for that matter!
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Actually,
it's pronounced library.
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No, I'm pretty sure
you're wrong.
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Shall we consult the dictionary?
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Oh, I can't read.
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People buy things. I need
someone to box those things.
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Can you handle
putting stuff in boxes?
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Sounds pretty complicated.
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Just have to...
crush... these... eggs!
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(Sighs)
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‐ Who did this?
‐ It was me. I'll clean it up.
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Don't you dare!
Such verisimilitude!
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It's so... "outside the box."
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We could use a creative type
like you at my ad agency.
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‐ Come work for me.
‐ I'm in!
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I could never work
at a place like this.
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Your store is a mess, sir!
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Hello,
I'm here for the business?
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‐ Who let the vagrant in?
‐ Gunther, Pierre!
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Meet Knuckles,
our new creative executive.
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Grr!
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Creative executive?
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But Diane, his briefcase
is filled with chicken fingers.
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He's exploring new ways
to package, carry, and consume
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breaded chicken product.
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I don't see you revolutionising
the chicken‐finger industry.
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Knuckles, you just missed
the most epic Eggman battle!
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It was the perfect blend
of new minions
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and classic favourites
from years past!
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Easily the most action‐packed
battle we've ever had!
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And you missed it.
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That's what you get
for following Knuckles around.
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Oh, man...
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No, I'm a working echidna now.
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I've got
a nine‐to‐five desk job.
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And anyone who would rather
watch that than an epic battle
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can come with me!
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Knuckles, excellent job
on the Meat Pellet account.
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You'll notice a bonus
on your paycheck.
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But I did all the work
on the Meat Pellet account!
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Great job delegating, Knuckles.
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Knuckles!
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‐ (Growling)
‐ So, where's my money?
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‐ You seem to be a little short.
‐ That's not what the fans say.
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I'd hate to have to foreclose
on this house
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and any lamps therein.
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No! I'll pay! I promise!
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‐ Just don't hurt the lamp!
‐ Next week,
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there better be a lot more.
Or else...
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But how am I gonna get
more money?
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Welcome, New Employee's Name
Here, to Meh Burger,
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where the customer's always...
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Well, that's gotta be
a misprint.
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Let's get something straight
right now, greenhorn.
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I'm junior shift manager
around here,
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and that means
you do my bidding!
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Now, mop up what I hope is
just a chunky milkshake! Ew!
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Aw...
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Knuckles, you look awful.
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Like you were run over
by the ugly truck.
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I think what Sticks
is trying to say
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is you can't keep working
two full‐time jobs.
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‐ You gotta quit one of 'em.
‐ No. I was trying to say
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the ugly‐truck driver
should to lose his licence.
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I guess I could leave
Meh Burger.
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I knew you could quit
if you put your mind to it!
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‐ (Growling)
‐ (Gulps)
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The work we did today is going
to really make a difference
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in convincing people
to buy stuff they don't need.
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How about we all go out
and celebrate?
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Actually, I have other plans.
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Real ones, not fake ones
that I'm making up.
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See ya guys tomorrow.
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(Evil laugh)
Just try and stop me,
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you spiny blue squirrel!
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Knuckles! Good! You're off work!
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Oh, right. Off work. Sure.
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(Gasps)
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Oh, no!
It knocked me over this way!
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One minute late.
That's coming out of your pay.
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Welcome to Meh Burger. Gah!
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Knuckles, you decided
to join us after all.
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Uh... yeah!
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Here, I saved you a seat.
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Wow, look at that sunrise.
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I'm ready
to take your order now!
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Ah!
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Aaah!
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Thanks, Knuckles.
I thought I was a goner.
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You know, in times like these,
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you start to gain perspective ‐
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Yeah, yeah,
sounds life‐changing. Gotta go!
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Why are you mopping?
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Are you focus‐testing
a new mop product
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on the most disgusting
floor imaginable?
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Uh... Yes?
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Brilliance! Report your findings
to me tomorrow.
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But for now, join us.
And where are our French fries?
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(Sighs)
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Huh?
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Aaah!
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Aaah!
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Here you go, sir.
Now, excuse me,
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I have to go help out
in that battle.
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What the... ? Can I
at least have some ketchup?
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Aaah!
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Take that, you egg‐shaped fiend!
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(Gasps)
Did you just attack Gunther?
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(Gasps) Did you just knock over
a display of cups?
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Oh, yeah, and assault
a customer, I guess.
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Oops. Sorry.
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‐ You're fired!
‐ You're fired!
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I thought you were gonna quit
one of your jobs.
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And I thought you said
I was gonna quit one of my jobs.
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The ol' Knuckles switcheroo
right back at ya.
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Why didn't you tell us you were
being strong‐armed by Barker?
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Because
of the non‐disclosure clause
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in the contract he signed,
of which he is now in violation.
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00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,020
Let me see that.
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00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,106
These terms are ridiculous.
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00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:09,192
"Bananaganza,
Wofflecufter, Dinkleflax?"
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Also the details
of this contract
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are quite unfavourable
to Knuckles.
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Hey, a deal's a deal.
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00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:17,867
Oh, yeah? Well,
let me make you a deal, bozo.
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I'm gonna be watching you.
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People think I'm the cute one,
the girly one.
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"Oh, sweet, little,
adorable Amy Rose.
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Wonder what kind of cake
she's baking today?"
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I blend in, buddy.
But I carry a big hammer
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and I never forget!
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Whoa, Amy. Take it easy.
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Do you know
what I do to my enemies?
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I crush them
and I eat them for breakfast,
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even when I already
ate breakfast and brunch!
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So do not push me
and don't mess with my friends!
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Grr!
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Fine!
You're out of your contract.
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Just keep that pink nutjob
away from me!
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(Growling)
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(Whimpering)
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00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,416
You're free and clear.
Sorry you can't keep the house.
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That's OK. I like being a nomad.
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00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:11,087
I just needed somewhere
to keep my lamp.
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00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:14,174
If that's all you want,
why not keep it in my workshop?
200
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,551
You can come visit it
any time you like.
201
00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,388
(Sighs) Good night, lamp.
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