Original subtitles

Grr!

It's gaining on us!

Ugh! This is getting too real, man!

What the heck was that?

Aaah!

It got Tails! None of us are... Aaah!

We gotta get outta here!

Gah!

Did you really think escape would be that easy?

(War cry)

Grr!

(Gasps) Aaah!

(War cry)

Aaah!

And the hedgehog takes the game!

Who's the next jungle predator?

It's Sticks' turn. Hey, where is Sticks?

Down here! And you guys are gonna wanna check this out!

We're not falling for that.

It's the oldest trick in the jungle‐predator book.

I want to read it. How is it?

Not as bad as the movie.

Studios should stop recycling the same tired, old properties

and make something original for once.

(Coughs)

Uh, guys...

250 channels and finally something interesting to watch.

Aside from the guy who goes to restaurants

and yells at everybody. Love that guy.

‐ It's dark in here. ‐ I have the thing to fix that.

(All) Wow!

Where do you suppose it all came from?

Illuminati. Lizard people. The League of Ventriloquists.

‐ Who said that? ‐ You did, Sticks.

That's what they want you to think!

It's more likely they're markings

‐ from the time of the ancients. ‐ But what do they mean?

I think they want us to go that way.

Did you deduce that using your vast knowledge of archaeology?

Nah. There's a huge arrow pointing that way.

Whoa! Looks like this guy could use... a hand!

Gah! An evil robot! Sorry, that was redundant.

Gah! A robot!

That's no robot. That's an old mech suit!

It looks like me. Gotta hand it to those ancients.

They had swag.

Maybe I should run some tests first.

Aaah!

‐ What the what? ‐ You meddlesome muskrats

were so wrapped up in your spelunking adventure,

you didn't even notice my camouflaged SpyBot

was watching you the whole time.

‐ That's some great camouflage. ‐ Oh, wait, it's over here.

I'd hack the force field,

but I can't get a signal underground.

Hope you guys don't like oxygen,

'cause it's in short supply down there! (Laughs)

OK... Not expecting that.

Luckily, I've got a plan B.

A plan Mega‐B, that is!

The "B" stands for Bot, if that wasn't clear.

I think it was pretty clear.

I'm starting to like this suit.

Even I gotta admit that was kinda cool.

Aaah!

I wasn't gonna leave you in that cave.

I was just about to call for help.

It would've sounded something like this. Help!

Sonic! What are you doing? Stop!

I don't know what came over me.

You know how I often use laundry

as an excuse to bail on a battle?

This time, I really gotta do my laundry.

And it turns out it was in my mouth the whole time!

Hey, guys!

Why you still wearing that tin can?

It's better than anything Tails can invent, am I right?

Hey!

Kids today are so inconsiderate.

And they walk around with those loose‐fitting mech suits.

‐ Put on a belt! ‐ Whatever.

Check it out. Twins.

Hey, Perci. Staci.

(Giggling)

(Chuckles)

Sorry about that!

Maybe we can excavate some artifacts

that'll clue us in to what's going on with Sonic.

Of course, I'm the expert here,

so don't be too embarrassed if you can't find anything.

Found gold doubloons!

Found dinosaur bones!

Found the schematics to Sonic's mech suit!

(Growls)

It seems the suit houses a type of symbiont technology

that slowly takes over its host.

That's why you've been acting so aggressive!

‐ Wow. I can't believe it. ‐ The ancients were advanced.

You know, for being so... ancient.

No, I can't believe you guys call yourselves my friends!

You're just goodie‐goodies who want to take away my suit!

I gonna find someone who gets me. Later, twerps!

What's going on here? Oh, Sonic. You look different.

Did you get contacts?

I'm here to propose a partnership.

I'm gonna have to think this over.

A partnership sounds great!

So, you see, unless you pay me a ransom of,

oh, let's say a ludicrous amount,

I'm gonna blow this whole town to smithereens!

Your thuggery doesn't scare me.

As soon as Sonic shows up, he'll put a stop to this.

Cough up the dough, Mayor,

or the whole town will feel my wrath!

Our wrath. He means "our wrath."

And to think you were the guest of honour

at my pancake breakfast fundraiser!

‐ You have 24 hours. Or I... ‐ He means "we".

..destroy everything.

(Evil laugh)

(Nervous laugh) Wait up, Sonic!

Wow, Sonic, the way you stood up to the Mayor was epic!

And the power of your mech suit is unparalleled.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I accidentally left my excuse generator on.

Orbot? Cubot?

You should've seen how Sonic upstaged me.

If I could somehow steal that mech suit,

then I'd have all the power.

I don't think that's the greatest idea, Boss.

‐ And why not? ‐ Because Sonic's been listening

to everything you said.

You're just like all the others,

a twerp out for my precious suit!

No, no, I was just testing my dopey assistants' loyalty,

to see if they thought I was foolish enough

to turn on my best friend! (Nervous laugh) Bad robots!

Grr!

Aaah!

‐ So, about that ransom... ‐ I thought we had 24 hours.

And I thought you were gonna repeal the chili dog tax.

I guess we're all disappointed.

‐ Now hand it over! ‐ Not so fast, Sonic!

‐ Lookie what we've got here. ‐ We can't fight Sonic.

He's our best bud.

Aaah!

After careful consideration, I'm now OK with it.

(War cry)

(Screams)

(War cry)

Aaah!

According to these blueprints,

the suit is shielded on all sides.

Well, I guess that's that.

If you need me, I'll be in my doomsday bunker.

But while the suit's charging its blaster to maximum,

it draws reserve power from its shields,

momentarily disarming them.

If we can get you in when the shields are down,

you can extract the symbiont chip and free Sonic!

I'm never gonna get to use that bunker.

Hey, Sonic! Over here!

Ugh!

Ah! Now I got you right where I want you!

Enough of this! Prepare for a full blast!

Now!

Get off of me, you little twerp!

What happened? I couldn't think straight.

‐ Nothing made sense. ‐ Yeah, you get used to it.

The mech suit was controlling you,

but you don't have to worry about that any more!

Just the same, I like it better with my feet on the ground.

But I bet the suit'll come in handy once in a while.

So you really don't remember anything? Not even those twins?

Oh, I remember the twins, all right.

I mean, I remember how much I dislike them.