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Grr!
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Breaking news! Villainy, like my
blood pressure, is on the rise!
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Criminals are scamming
our most simple‐minded citizens.
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Hey! No, he's right.
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Blatantly disrespecting
posted traffic signage.
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And stealing candy
from even the ugliest of babies!
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Well, I never!
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Oh, and Sonic and Eggman are
in the midst of an epic battle
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with our very way of life
hanging in the balance,
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yadda yadda yadda.
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Swarm, my minions! Destroy
all the Fuzzy Puppy figurines!
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Why are you doing this?
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I thought you loved
Fuzzy Puppies.
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That's what makes this
bittersweet.
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The Fuzzy Puppy bubble burst.
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All my adorable figurines
have plummeted in value!
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But if I destroy
the remaining unsold stock,
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it'll artificially increase
the worth of my collection.
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Your economics are sound,
but your methods aren't.
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We're about to give you your
maximum sustainable yield
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of pain!
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Gentlemen, those evildoers are
driving the city to bankruptcy!
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We didn't rig that election
just to stand by and do nothing!
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And so, effective immediately,
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all evildoers
must obtain a permit
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if they wish
to continue performing
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‐ their nefarious deeds.
‐ Boo!
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Now, now, now, calm down.
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All you need to do is pay a fee
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and take
an evil‐competency test.
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(Mutter in approval)
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You have 60 minutes
to complete the exam.
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Make sure to fill the bubbles
with a number 2 pencil. Begin.
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A pencil? Nobody said anything
about pencils!
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‐ Uh! Excuse me!
‐ Shh!
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‐ Grr!
‐ Psst!
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‐ Lookin' for one of these?
‐ Thanks, buddy.
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‐ Twenty bucks.
‐ What?
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That's highway robbery!
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And you don't have
a permit for that.
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Shh!
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(Grumbles)
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"Name". This is gonna be
easier than I thought.
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(Groans)
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"Question one. If a train
full of innocent civilians
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is travelling west
at 60 miles per hour,
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and a missile is zooming east
at 115 miles per hour..."
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Pff! A schoolchild
could answer this!
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Just gotta factor in
wind resistance
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and terminal velocity,
curvature of the planet...
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How many people are on it?
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That's a variable,
so I gotta solve for x.
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Got it! One down, 99 to go!
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Ten‐second warning.
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(Gasps)
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‐ (Shrieks)
‐ (Bell rings)
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‐ Sweet chipotle! I passed!
‐ Me too!
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All right, fellow accredited
villains, lunch is on me!
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I know a great
vending machine we can topple.
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I failed? I'll burn
this building to the ground!
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Not without your permit
you won't.
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Fine. I'll retake the test,
then burn it to the ground!
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According to section three
of the new ordinance,
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you can't retake the test
for 90 days.
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But that's three months!
Wait. This is February...
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It's more than three months!
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Grr!
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Don't worry about it, Dr E.
You'll get it next time.
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I'll be your study buddy.
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We'll work together every day,
from dawn to dusk.
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These next three months
and several days
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will fly right by!
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As delightful as that sounds,
I have an idea
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that won't make me wanna
jump headfirst off MegaBot.
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I can't take the that test
again, but you can.
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I'm flattered,
but I don't test well.
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‐ I'm more street smart.
‐ Not you. The other dimwit!
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Orbot will pass the exam,
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thus becoming the official
evildoer in the household.
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Meanwhile, I'll be pulling
the strings behind the scenes,
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‐ as the puppet master!
‐ But how can I pass the test?
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I don't know the first thing
about being evil.
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Whaddaya mean?
You learned from me!
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Uh, perhaps I'll do
a little research on my own.
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If I want to be prepared
for tomorrow's exam,
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I'll need to download
an evil text book
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directly into my memory.
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(Chuckles)
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(Evil laugh)
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There. Now evil courses
through my very circuits.
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(Sinister) And I like it!
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‐ I did it! A perfect score!
‐ Don't take all the credit.
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'Cause of me
you knew to bring pencils!
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That's half the battle!
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Now come on, puppet boy,
we've got some schemes to hatch.
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The message boards
are all buzzing about
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that two‐tailed goober having
a weather‐controlling invention.
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So here's the plan. You're gonna
blow a hole in his wall,
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then send in
a pack of robot minions.
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I said, "Aim for the wall",
you blunderbot!
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What was that?
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What the heck is he doing?
This isn't the plan.
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‐ Here it is.
‐ OK,
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you did it a little differently,
but that's all right.
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Don't worry.
You'll get the hang of it.
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I think he did pretty good.
And not a single casualty!
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(Screams)
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Grr!
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Just in case egg salad
wasn't enough of a mood killer,
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let's send in a swarm
of ant bots!
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I have a superior idea.
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Ah! Rain!
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Wow! Great plan, boss!
And you did good too, Doc.
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Grr!
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Grr!
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We gotta talk. You see, puppet
mastering's a two‐way street.
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Fascinating.
Say, do you remember
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your Fuzzy Puppy warehouse
failure from a few days ago?
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That's exactly
what I'm talking about.
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You're not ready to pull off
something like that.
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Oh, that's strange,
because I've already done it.
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Rather than destroy
the warehouse,
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I purchased the entire surplus
supply of figurines
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at deep discount
closeout prices.
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Then I posted a flyer
saying that a mystery buyer
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was willing to pay 1,000 bucks
for each Fuzzy Puppy figurine,
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thus creating
an artificial demand.
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At the same time, I took out
an ad in the newspaper,
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offering to sell the figures
for 500 bucks apiece.
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People came in droves.
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And they didn't buy just one,
they purchased three.
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One to play with,
one to keep mint in the box,
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and one to resell
to the mystery buyer,
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resulting in a 500‐buck profit
on each sale,
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and at the same time raising
the value of each figurine
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in your collection
to 1,000 bucks!
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But... but where's
the senseless destruction?
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Where's the violence?
Where's the fun?
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I decided to do it
properly instead.
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You don't get to decide
on the evil plans. I do!
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What's the point
of puppet mastering
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if the puppet
doesn't do what you say?
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That's why
I'm cutting my strings.
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Say hello to the newest villain
in town, the evil Dr Orbot!
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Oh, so now anyone can
call themselves a doctor, eh?
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Hey, Dr O,
can I be your flunkie?
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I wanna be
on a winning team for once!
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(Sighs)
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(Screaming)
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For years I sat idly by
while the world laughed at me,
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calling me names
like lackey and paperweight.
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Well, who's laughing now?
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(Evil laugh)
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‐ You are, Dr Paperweight.
‐ Gah!
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After all that time working
under that moustachioed maroon,
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how is it you still don't
recognise a rhetorical question?
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I dunno.
I guess sometimes I just ‐
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That was also rhetorical,
you iron imbecile!
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If I wanted to be yelled at,
I'd have stuck with Eggman.
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Silence!
Now, onward to City Hall!
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Game over, Eggman!
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Get lost, Sonic.
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Wait, that's not Eggman!
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Don't you goodie‐goodies have
a baby that requires saving?
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‐ No.
‐ My baby!
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Yeah, yeah, we'll get to it!
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We need to hold back.
He's just Orbot.
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I don't know.
Did you see his test scores?
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Pretty evil.
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‐ Yep.
‐ Yeah, pretty evil.
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Watch out!
Heat‐seeking missiles!
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Minions, attack!
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This senseless destruction
is unacceptable!
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Oh, wait, you have a permit.
Carry on.
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Aaah!
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The villain permits
have all been destroyed!
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Without the proper paperwork,
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I guess this whole evil‐permit
law is null and void.
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(Evil laugh)
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Success!
My plan worked perfectly!
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Your plan?
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I knew power
would go to your head
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and I needed
those records destroyed.
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Oh, man,
I puppet‐mastered you so hard!
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Well played, but you haven't
seen the last of evil Dr Orbot!
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‐ Come, you incompetent ingot.
‐ You know,
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I really prefer spineless stooge
Orbot to bossy jerkface Orbot.
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‐ Who's up for charades?
‐ Oh, me, me!
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I gotta say, Eggman, that was
one convoluted evil plan.
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I didn't have a plan!
All that stuff just happened.
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The evil genius part
was taking credit for it all.
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(Chuckles) So long, suckers!
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Oh! (Shrieks)
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I believe this is yours.
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(Laughter)
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