Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,267
Grr!
2
00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:33,492
I'm sure
there's a logical explanation.
3
00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:36,620
Someone is stealing all
the water to sell it back to us!
4
00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:41,208
I'm onto you,
you greedy, draconian overlords!
5
00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:44,002
You will rue this day!
And the next few days!
6
00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,463
And eventually forever!
7
00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:48,799
So the water's been
goin' on and off all day.
8
00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,801
Have you seen this?
Heard about this?
9
00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:53,637
Hope the water department
is doing something worthwhile,
10
00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:56,598
like rerouting it
to Dr Eggman's bathtub! Ha!
11
00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,934
‐ (Chuckling)
‐ I need to see the news!
12
00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:03,146
It's the story everyone has been
changing the channel to see.
13
00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:06,733
The grand opening
of the giant scissor factory.
14
00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:10,362
It is my honour to welcome
the giant scissor factory
15
00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,948
‐ to our village.
‐ (Cheering)
16
00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:19,621
Let's see, here.
This may take a while, folks...
17
00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:23,041
Why didn't they talk about
the water crisis?
18
00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,918
Maybe it's just
a plumbing issue.
19
00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:28,255
Anything's possible, which is
why I choose to believe
20
00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:30,007
it's an evil government plot!
21
00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:32,092
Our elected officials
are here to help us.
22
00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:34,928
They're smart,
hard‐working public servants
23
00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:37,139
with a passion for helping
the common man.
24
00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:41,935
Steady... One wrong move
and no discount corn for me.
25
00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:45,439
If only I had
a smaller pair of scissors.
26
00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:49,484
‐ The people demand the truth!
‐ And I demand bargains!
27
00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:53,488
Forget about the coupons and pay
attention to the water crisis!
28
00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:56,450
It says buy two, get one free.
29
00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:58,910
Does that mean
one of the two is free,
30
00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,163
or do I end up
with three altogether?
31
00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:03,832
I should've known Amy was
setting up a Gilligan flip!
32
00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:05,334
‐ I'm gonna find...
‐ No, no!
33
00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:08,754
Don't do another Gilligan flip!
Those are really painful!
34
00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:09,921
..a crusading journalist
35
00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,716
to blow the lid off
of this water scheme!
36
00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,176
(Screams)
37
00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:17,387
‐ Mmm‐hmm.
‐ I've an important news story!
38
00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:19,681
The water supply
is being stolen!
39
00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:22,726
Interesting. So, why come to me?
40
00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:25,020
Because you're a journalist!
41
00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:29,232
And as a journalist,
42
00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,526
you're supposed
to expose the truth,
43
00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:34,821
be the voice of the people
and do what's right!
44
00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:39,034
‐ And you might get an award.
‐ An award, huh?
45
00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:42,204
That'll show my father.
All right, I'll do it!
46
00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:45,207
As soon as I finish
this sandwich.
47
00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:51,755
It's the question we've all
been wanting to ask the mayor.
48
00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:54,675
How are those puppies
he adopted?
49
00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:57,344
He's doing another fluff piece!
50
00:02:57,386 --> 00:03:01,056
They're so adorable,
you know. Except for this one.
51
00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:02,974
You know what you did.
52
00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,852
This is what happens
when society expects nothing
53
00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:09,272
of its journalists! The people
must be told what's going on,
54
00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:12,526
even if I have to broadcast
the news myself!
55
00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:16,822
Hear, ye! Hear, ye!
Beware, good townsfolk.
56
00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:20,158
Our water supply
diminishes as I speak!
57
00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:26,123
Becoming a town crier isn't
the best way to fight the media.
58
00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,667
You should try something
more high‐tech.
59
00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,794
Technology is the enemy!
60
00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:33,797
But maybe the enemy of my enemy
is my friend.
61
00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,882
Or is the enemy of my enemy
my double enemy?
62
00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:39,928
Either way, time to fight
fire with fire. Or double fire.
63
00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:43,849
Thanks for helping me get
my pirate radio station going.
64
00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,810
Sticks and technology,
sittin' in a tree,
65
00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:50,647
I‐N‐T‐E‐R‐F‐A‐C‐I‐N‐G.
66
00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:51,898
It's not my first choice.
67
00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:55,485
But sometimes you gotta
compromise to get the truth out.
68
00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:56,862
That's pretty well reasoned.
69
00:03:56,903 --> 00:04:00,031
Sure you don't wanna add
a time‐travelling banana
70
00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,950
‐ told you to do it?
‐ No.
71
00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:07,747
Huh. Go figure.
We go live in three, two, one...
72
00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:12,669
This is Sticks the Badger,
and I shall bring you the truth!
73
00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:16,089
The truth, the truth, the truth!
74
00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:19,176
Actually,
I can't handle the truth.
75
00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:26,266
Wake up, people!
Our water is disappearing
76
00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:28,059
and don't expect the media
to tell you,
77
00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,270
'cause they're in the pocket
of big business!
78
00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:33,565
We must ask ourselves,
who stands to gain?
79
00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,735
In this case,
the answer is Eggman.
80
00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:37,903
Let's take a caller.
81
00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,739
Dr Eggman's schemes
aren't fiscally motivated.
82
00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,491
They're barely motivated,
period.
83
00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:45,786
‐ Haven't you seen this show?
‐ You know what? I'll prove it.
84
00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:48,747
By this time tomorrow,
you'll all believe me.
85
00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,874
Sticks over and out!
86
00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:52,793
We need proof
of what Eggman's up to.
87
00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:55,754
But we gotta catch him
by surprise.
88
00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:01,009
When we jump,
remember to catch me.
89
00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:03,595
That's a crucial
part of the plan.
90
00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,933
We never discussed that!
91
00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,771
Get footage!
92
00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,737
This is Sticks, and I've jumped
out of an aeroplane
93
00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:23,782
to prove to you all
that I'm not crazy!
94
00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:38,463
This water‐siphoning scheme
will make me millions!
95
00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:41,925
Unless I get caught red‐handed.
That'd be a publicity nightmare.
96
00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,844
The shareholders
would throw a fit!
97
00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:47,180
‐ Aha! Busted!
‐ My new year's resolution
98
00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,266
should be
to stop announcing my plans.
99
00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:51,768
I told you Eggman
was stealing our water!
100
00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:54,896
Actually, I told them.
But that's on me.
101
00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,941
I'm gonna build an evil‐plan
announcement filter that will...
102
00:05:57,983 --> 00:05:58,894
Argh!
103
00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:04,364
This water‐siphoning scheme
will make me millions!
104
00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:07,576
I bet now you people
are listening to me!
105
00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:12,497
Argh! Stop listening to me!
Oh, right. We have a caller.
106
00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:15,000
At first, I had no reason
to believe that Dr Eggman
107
00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,459
would be up to no good.
108
00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:19,462
But now that it's being yelled
at me by someone who's outraged,
109
00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:21,423
‐ I'm outraged!
‐ Ow!
110
00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:24,009
I should've
listened to her sooner.
111
00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,636
And I should've
ordered the soup.
112
00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:30,223
Oh, why do I always make
the wrong choices in life?
113
00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:32,309
Sticks, over and out!
114
00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:35,478
The only thing being siphoned
faster than the water
115
00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,939
‐ is our ratings!
‐ I'm telling you, Dixon,
116
00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:42,444
"real news" is "in."
Just like "quote fingers."
117
00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:46,197
I have a half‐baked idea.
Let's fire Soar and replace him
118
00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,617
with this Sticks character.
119
00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:51,494
‐ Sticks!
‐ Aaah!
120
00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:55,040
No need to get up.
I'm Dixon, from the network.
121
00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,375
We love what you're doing
and want to offer you
122
00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,586
your own television show!
123
00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:03,923
I'll never join you.
Because you're the man, man!
124
00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:07,927
But moving from radio to TV
will increase your audience.
125
00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,971
More people
will hear your message!
126
00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,891
More people
will hear the truth!
127
00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:16,603
I don't know. This stranger
is making me uncomfortable.
128
00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:18,271
Well, you did say,
129
00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,607
"Sometimes you gotta
compromise your principles
130
00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:22,067
to get the truth out."
131
00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:29,074
This is Sticks the Badger,
live at the mayor's office.
132
00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,576
I'll find out what he knew
about the water scandal
133
00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,203
and when he knew it.
134
00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:35,330
What do you have to say
for yourself?
135
00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:39,417
I don't feel well.
I ate too much corn.
136
00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:47,842
You made the mayor
look like a fool
137
00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:49,969
and destroyed all faith
in our government.
138
00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:53,473
And the viewers
are eating it up! Great work!
139
00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:56,476
Ratings are "through the roof!"
Not literally.
140
00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:57,894
That's why I did "this."
141
00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,105
Your show couldn't be better.
142
00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,565
We just have a couple of notes
to make it better.
143
00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,234
‐ Notes?
‐ Nothing major.
144
00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:07,153
We just thought, now you've
destroyed faith in government,
145
00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:10,490
maybe you can do a "happy" story
to cheer everyone up again.
146
00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:14,327
I don't really do "happy".
And we agreed to tell the truth!
147
00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,663
Hey!
Sometimes people are happy!
148
00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,582
‐ That's the truth!
‐ I just don't want to sell out.
149
00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:23,128
You're not selling out!
You're being a "team player".
150
00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,504
I don't know.
151
00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,715
As a great broadcaster
once said,
152
00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,592
"Sometimes you gotta compromise
your principles
153
00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,636
to get the truth out."
154
00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:34,431
I'm back at the mayor's office,
155
00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:37,392
where his puppies
just had puppies.
156
00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:41,563
They must've laid eggs, because
now there's three times as many!
157
00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:45,525
OK, I debased myself
and did a happy story.
158
00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,986
Now I wanna go back
to investigating Eggman.
159
00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,488
No problem. Just one "problem".
160
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,158
Eggman Industries
is your new sponsor.
161
00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,409
But he's a villain!
162
00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,453
You don't need to do
anything "different".
163
00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,621
You just have to do it
with this hat.
164
00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,625
We're live on the scene
of a terrible accident.
165
00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,210
Oh, it's not that bad.
166
00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:06,796
You'd be surprised
how often this happens to me.
167
00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,466
Go on, exploit my misfortune.
168
00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,842
Nice hat, by the way.
169
00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:15,305
I can't do this!
I've compromised my principles
170
00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,432
to the point
that they've become meaningless!
171
00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:20,685
I can't be trusted.
I'm the man, man!
172
00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:24,939
‐ She sold out! Get her!
‐ But I did it to help you!
173
00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,858
I don't need help.
174
00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:29,319
Help!
175
00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,489
‐ We have to blame someone.
‐ No!
176
00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:36,576
We all have a responsibility
to find the truth for ourselves!
177
00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,620
You shouldn't just do
what someone from the TV
178
00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:41,122
‐ tells you to do.
‐ So what should we do?
179
00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:45,794
‐ Fight the power!
‐ (War cries)
180
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,466
Everybody chill!
181
00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,720
Oh, that was easier
than I thought.
182
00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,643
(Screaming)
183
00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:08,149
Behold! The Mega Microwave
Water Vaporizer!
184
00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,443
Watch in terror
as your beloved water
185
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,904
is vaporized by microwaves!
186
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,240
It needs to be hovering
above the ocean to work,
187
00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,408
but I wanted
to show it to you first.
188
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,662
‐ I did it again!
‐ This is your worst plan yet.
189
00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,539
Really? You think so?
190
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,457
I meant worst
as in worst conceived.
191
00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,209
Stop trying to take our water!
192
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,586
No! Water isn't a public right.
193
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,798
It should be privatised
and sold by someone smarter,
194
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,259
richer and handsomer
than all of you.
195
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,469
Sorry, Eggy,
we're gonna stop you.
196
00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:39,180
No. We are! Get him!
197
00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:41,850
(Battle cries)
198
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,611
I should have built
better defences into that thing.
199
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,488
That'll be my new
new year's resolution.
200
00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:58,575
Sticks, you got the truth
out there, fought the power,
201
00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,535
and brought about change!
202
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,245
What do you want to say
to your fans?
203
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,622
‐ I quit!
‐ Really?
204
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,542
You're quitting?
I can get my old job back?
205
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:11,629
I hope when you do, you realise
how powerful the truth can be.
206
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:15,466
You're right. I'll never waste
that power again.
207
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,303
It's been one day
since the puppies' puppies
208
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,555
gave birth
to puppy grandpuppies!
209
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,182
(Slurps)
16684
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof