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Grr!
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(2001: A Space Odyssey theme)
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What's taking you so long?
I'm getting bored.
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OK, we're fin ‐
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(Gasps)
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I know what to do.
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That thing's huge!
Did I just level up?
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Large asteroid
headed for home planet.
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It's the end of the world!
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As usual, I'm prepared. I have
a secret underground bunker.
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Why didn't we know about it?
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Because it's not a famous
underground bunker.
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It can withstand anything.
Zombie apocalypse,
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misguided people handing out
pamphlets, a robot uprising.
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It's just as I left it,
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pristine
and untouched by anyone.
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Huh?
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Come to think of it,
maybe I did know about it.
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Clean this place up.
Restock the rations.
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And get that moustache
off my moustache!
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I have a plan.
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Our planet is about to be hit
by a giant asteroid!
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Come with me if you want
to pay. I mean, live.
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Really? We'll be obliterated
by a giant asteroid scheme?
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This asteroid is real!
W h i c h , I ' l l a d m i t ,
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takes some of the joy
out of the scheme,
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but you must dance
with the girl who brung ya.
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‐ (Laughter)
‐ Go on, laugh.
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But you won't be laughing
when you're crushed by a meteor.
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That's only funny
when it happens to someone else.
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Comedy 101, people.
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I can spot anything coming at us
with my tail‐o‐scope.
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Uh, how is a tail‐o‐scope
different from a telescope?
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It's not.
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A giant asteroid
coming to destroy us!
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This is just
an alien invasion cover‐up.
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I hope it's the aliens who help
us, not the ones who eat us.
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If my calculations are correct,
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the asteroid is on
a direct course for this planet.
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Oh, asteroids fly by
all the time.
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What are the chances
it'll actually hit us?
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‐ 100%.
‐ I can live with those odds.
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The best move would be
to deflect the meteor ‐
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So is it a meteor
or an asteroid?
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‐ That's a good question.
‐ No, it's not.
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He's just trying to distract us
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so he can sell spots
in his bunker.
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Our best bet
is to blow up the asteroid
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and send it off
its current course.
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Or we could let it hit us.
And by us,
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I mean those who've not paid
to live in my bunker.
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I suggest we have everyone jump
at the same time
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and throw our planet
off its orbit.
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Tails should figure this out
by himself.
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In the meantime, I'll hide
in Eggman's secret bunker.
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I was just going
to suggest that myself.
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I'm gonna be rich!
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You know, money will be useless
if there's no civilization.
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I'm now basing my decision
on who is most bunker‐worthy.
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Each of you must write
a one‐page essay
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on why you deserve to be saved.
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Can it be double‐spaced?
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It's no use.
I can't figure this out.
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Huh!
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‐ Wait a minute.
‐ Can't I still look my best?
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That's it! We can use mirrors to
aim solar rays at the asteroid.
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The heat
will bump it off course.
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We just need lots of mirrors.
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This is either a mirror
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or the portal
to a parallel universe,
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where my evil twin is trapped.
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Be gone, evil Sticks!
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Ready, aim, fire!
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There's too much space debris
between us and the meteor.
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I can't shoot it from here.
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Is there a hyphen
in bunker‐worthy?
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These essays are awful!
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Looks like my evil scheme
to underpay teachers
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came back to bite me. Cubot,
go and have them draw straws.
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Maybe I should pick
someone I hate.
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With Sonic gone
I'll need a new nemesis.
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I like the bendy one!
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Our only choice
is to shoot it from space.
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We'll have to borrow
Eggman's rocket.
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He'll never let us use it.
He wants the asteroid to hit.
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Unless...
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Thank you.
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Congratulations!
You're my five finalists.
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The rest, go home to your doom.
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Aw!
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(Whispers)
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What's the meaning of this?
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You have to follow
parking regulations,
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even in the middle
of the jungle.
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OK, ground control,
I'm ready for my mission.
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Um, Sonic,
we think Knuckles should go.
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What? No way!
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He's the only one strong enough
to lift the machine.
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But how often do I get
to literally save the world?
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According to the TV listings,
about once a week.
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Sacrificing your glory
for the common good
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‐ is also very heroic.
‐ OK,
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then I guess then Knuckles and I
will both be heroes.
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But I'm the hero going
into space to save the day.
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Knuckles, the Solar Convergence
Device or, as I like to call it,
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the Solar Convergence Device,
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has been loaded
into the Eggrocket.
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When it comes up
alongside the asteroid
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you'll have to activate
the Solar Convergence Device.
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Tails, we don't have
a lot of time here.
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‐ Can you shorten the name?
‐ Fine. The SCD.
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‐ The what?
‐ The SCD.
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‐ The what?
‐ The SCD.
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‐ The Solar Convergence Device.
‐ Oh. Why didn't you say so?
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You'll need to activate it,
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then get away from the asteroid
as quickly as possible.
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‐ Got it.
‐ The first step
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is to set the calibration lever
to 47 degrees.
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What's the opposite of "got it"?
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It's OK.
I wrote it down for you.
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With pictures.
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(Dramatic music up)
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Knuckles, the asteroid
is about to crash into us.
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‐ You need to hurry!
‐ Oh, sorry.
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I was trying to be dramatic.
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Knuckles,
as you approach the asteroid,
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its magnetic interference will
disrupt radio communication.
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Think he'll be able to do this?
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As long as he has this list.
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Uh‐oh. What did I give Knuckles?
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Milk, tomatoes,
tail conditioner...
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These instructions are
more complicated than I thought.
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I'll just have to wing it.
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Miaow!
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What are you... ?
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Oops!
That's seven years bad luck.
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But who gets it,
me or the machine?
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That worked out well for me,
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except the asteroid
is headed for the planet
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and I'm all alone in space.
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Looks like I'm gonna have to
do this the old‐fashioned way.
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‐ Computer, open the doors.
‐ I'm sorry, Knuckles.
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I'm afraid I can't do that.
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Looks like I'm gonna have to
do this the old‐fashioned way.
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I'm sorry to do this to you,
asteroid,
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but I've got a lot of friends
on that planet.
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Aaah!
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Whoa! Aaah!
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Knuckles should have been
back in radio range by now.
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It should've been me.
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Knuckles, can you hear me?
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Yeah!
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‐ Hey, Tails?
‐ Knuckles! You made it!
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Did my Solar Convergence Device
work?
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It kinda broke.
But, being a hero,
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I took care of the asteroid.
Smashed it to bits.
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Knuckles, all those pieces are
gonna come crashing down on us.
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Yeah! I mean...
Oh, that's terrible.
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Eggman's rocket sent back
some great pictures.
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I can't believe Knuckles
landed on the asteroid.
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Me neither. That was obviously
shot on a soundstage.
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Knuckles went to space, but
I kept 30 pieces of the asteroid
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‐ from destroying us.
‐ I counted 31 pieces.
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I call top bunk.
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