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Grr!
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I can't believe we're about
to meet Tommy Thunder!
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He's my favourite movie star!
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He's got it all, strength,
muscles, ability to lift stuff.
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Not to mention eyes
you could get lost in for days.
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Hey, remember when he was
being chased by ninja pirates
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while skiing
on Haunted Mountain?
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‐ What movie was that again?
‐ Ninja Ski Pirates
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‐ on Haunted Mountain?
‐ I doubt that was it.
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His movies are great,
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but his heroics
sometimes seem unrealistic.
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Oh, come on! It doesn't get
any more realistic
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than the underwater bear fight
in Mutant Commando III!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
here to promote his new movie
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with some cheaply made
Meh Meal toys,
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which are guaranteed to have
12% fewer jagged edges.
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‐ Ow!
‐ (Squeaks)
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Anyway, here he is, the star
of Tommy Thunder Presents,
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Tommy Thunder
in Rise of the Thunder King,
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Tommy... Uh... Thunder!
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(Cheering)
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Tommy is happy to be here.
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Ugh! This place is a dump.
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‐ Tommy, you're our hero!
‐ That's great.
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Maybe you can be heroes
someday too.
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Hi. We're all big fans
of your work.
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That's great. Maybe you can be
heroes someday too.
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You hear that, Sonic? Tommy says
I could be a hero someday!
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‐ You are a hero, Tails.
‐ Thanks!
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Though it means less
coming from you.
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Excuse me, coming through.
Stand aside.
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We're here with Tommy Thunder,
movie star, humanitarian,
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patron saint of kick‐butt‐ery!
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‐ Mmm... Buttery.
‐ Yes, sir,
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‐ Tommy Thunder's a hero!
‐ He's not a hero.
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He's an actor!
He doesn't actually save lives.
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You saved my life,
Tommy Thunder.
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When I was ill, your movies
were the one bright spot
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in my otherwise bleak existence.
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‐ You're a true hero.
‐ Aw!
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‐ Fine. He helped some old lady.
‐ (Whistle blows)
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Not to alarm everyone, but...
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Eggman's attacking!
Every man, woman and child
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for him, her or itself!
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But me first. Aaah!
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(Screaming)
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I ordered a baker's dozen.
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That's supposed to be
13 rugelach, not 12.
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This doesn't concern you,
hedgehog!
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Knuckles,
toss me a day‐old baguette!
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Batter up.
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Why do all my social
interactions end like this?
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(Cheering)
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Tommy's gotta admit,
Tommy's impressed.
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Maybe even you
can be a hero someday.
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Touchó. But you're right.
Tommy Thunder's not a hero.
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Just a devilishly
good‐looking actor,
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number‐one box‐office draw,
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and rich
beyond your wildest dreams.
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But not a hero like you guys.
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‐ I'm glad to hear...
‐ Speaking of segues,
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could Tommy follow you around
for a few days?
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As a method actor,
it'll really help him
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get into his next action role.
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‐ Really?
‐ Awesome!
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‐ Sweet!
‐ People always follow me.
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Ah, I don't know.
You're kind of...
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‐ An egomaniac?
‐ Right.
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And there's no room for ego
on Team Sonic!
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‐ Ahem!
‐ And friends.
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I was gonna include you guys,
albeit not individually.
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Anyway, I just don't think
it would be a good fit, OK?
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Knock, knock! I have to say that
because you don't have a door.
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‐ It's kinda pathetic, actually.
‐ What do you want, Tommy?
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You're right.
Being a hero isn't about ego.
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It's about elaborate gifts!
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It's your visage in melon form!
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So, now can I follow you
on your adventures?
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Slam! I have to say that because
I don't actually have a door.
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I didn't know Meh Burger
had a VIP section.
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It doesn't.
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Right this way, Mr Thunder.
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Wow, he didn't sigh
and roll his eyes at us.
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When you ride
with Tommy Thunder,
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you get the star treatment.
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Wow! These plates are so clean
you could almost eat off them!
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Thanks for bringing us here,
Tommy.
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‐ It was really nice of you.
‐ Yes, it was.
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So, anyway, about your buddy,
Sonic...
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I was just thinking,
completely on my own,
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that you should give
him another chance.
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Let him follow you
for a few days.
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But he's such a phoney!
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Only a slack‐jawed rube
would be charmed by that guy!
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(Giggles) Right.
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But weren't you just saying
how unrealistic his movies are?
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This is your chance to fix that!
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He can finally make a film
expressing
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what it's really like
to be a hero!
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All right, I'll give him a shot.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to dispose of a rotten,
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half‐eaten fruit sculpture
of my head.
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You will not regret this!
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Tommy's so excited
to learn about the hero process!
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Yeah, just try
to stay out of my way, OK?
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You won't even know I'm here.
So, what's your workout routine?
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What time do you go to bed?
What time do you wake up?
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Have you ever tried gazpacho?
What is gazpacho?
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Ugh! It's frustrating
to be followed around
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‐ by someone so annoying!
‐ Well, sorry.
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Not you. Him!
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Some people don't get that us
hero types need time to brood.
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‐ Grr!
‐ Grr!
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‐ Ugh!
‐ Ugh!
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‐ Grr!
‐ Grr!
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‐ (Alarm goes off)
‐ There's a robbery!
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Can you believe the price
we got on these? What a steal!
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Oh, crud! Weasel Bandits.
And they're extra punny today.
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Gang, let's get to work.
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Tommy, stay out of the way.
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Tails, gimme a boost.
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‐ And that's how we...
‐ Cut!
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That was great! Hey, you mind
if I step in for take two?
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I have some ideas that I think
will really improve the scene.
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You can't do a re‐take
in a battle!
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It's OK. We can do a re‐take.
Anything for Tommy Thunder!
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OK, so, you guys just stand
in this clump here,
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like you've just been defeated
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and Tommy'll just wrap you up
with this rope.
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And there you have it, folks!
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Movie star Tommy Thunder
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single‐handedly captured
this pack of vicious bandits!
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‐ (Clapping)
‐ I didn't do it all myself.
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I had a lot of help. My manager,
my agent, my stylist,
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that little goober
with the two tails.
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‐ I think he's talking about me!
‐ And, of course, Sonic!
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He's the one who taught me
how to be the realistic hero
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‐ that I am today.
‐ Think you're so cool.
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Knock, knock!
Still no door, huh?
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‐ What do you want, Tommy?
‐ Just wanted to thank you
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for teaching Tommy how to think
and behave like a real hero.
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Now Tommy's got
the whole thing down cold!
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Wait a sec. Tommy doesn't ‐
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I mean, you don't think you
actually captured those bandits?
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Tommy sees what's going on here!
You're jealous!
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Tommy'd be jealous of Tommy,
too.
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What? I'm not jealous!
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He doesn't have time to argue.
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He's late for his appearance
on a show. Tommy Thunder out!
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Grr!
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So, Tommy, tell me about
your harrowing battle
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with those ne'er‐do‐well
reprobates.
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‐ The criminals.
‐ Oh! Huh, yeah.
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Tommy looked at those thugs.
There must have been 50 of 'em,
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all with heat vision
and wielding machetes.
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But Tommy said to 'em,
"Not today."
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You don't monkey around!
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Not when they have
the nuclear launch codes!
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♪ Makin' some muffins
on a Tuesday night ♪
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Wow. Sounds like
you're ready for anything,
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even that evil Dr Eggman.
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I can take on a thousand Eggmen.
You hear that, Doc?
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Tommy Thunder's calling you out!
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What the snap?
I suppose I have to retaliate!
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Well, there goes my evening.
Now I gotta put on pants.
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Hey, be honest with me.
How'd Tommy look on camera?
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Yeah, those shoe lifts
really help.
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Well, well,
if it isn't Tommy Blunder,
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international superstar
and hurter of feelings!
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Uh, Malcolm,
got to call you back.
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Hey, Big E!
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Don't take any of that stuff
Tommy said too seriously.
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It's all part of the show.
(Nervous laugh)
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You make an interesting point,
but on the other hand...
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Obliterator Bot, obliterate!
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Ah! Mommy! I'm not really
a hero, I'm just an actor.
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An A‐list actor, but still.
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My name's not really
Tommy Thunder either.
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It's Irwin Fertelmeister!
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Well, Irwin, in that case...
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Hey! What did Obliterator Bot
ever do to you,
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other than
try to obliterate you?
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‐ Grr! Argh!
‐ (Beeping)
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You're lucky
my muffins are ready.
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We've just arrived on the scene
of what appears to have been
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an epic battle between
Tommy Thunder and Eggman.
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Let's ask this bystander
about Tommy's heroics
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in this latest brouhaha.
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(Cheering)
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Uh... Tommy was great!
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‐ A true hero!
‐ Yep, that's right!
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Tommy did it all! And now that
his hero research is finished,
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Tommy's ready to deliver
a complicated,
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nuanced performance in his most
realistic film to date,
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Attack of the Giant
Ant People... in Space!
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Sonic, you showed
a great deal of maturity
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in sharing credit with Tommy.
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Get ready for your reward.
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You're gonna love
the Oysters Rockefeller.
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‐ We're here for the VIP room.
‐ There is no VIP room.
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And there never was.
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I knew it!
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