All language subtitles for Sick (2022) (UHD)

Attention shoppers,
CDC guidelines

are in full effect.

Please practice social
distancing while shopping.

Hey, you guys have any
toilet paper in the back?

What you see is what we got.

Really, dude?

Dick.

You're fucking welcome.

Please follow the green arrows

and remain six feet
apart at all times.

Face masks
must be worn at all times.

We encourage shoppers to use

touchless payment options.

Seriously?

Hey, man.
- Sorry.

Where's your mask at, bro?
- Sorry. Sorry, man.

Who the fuck is this?

Listen, fuck you and
your stalker bullshit.

...and the stay-at-home orders

that most states have implemented.

Another state today issued

a stay-at-home order,
South Carolina.

That brings the total number of
Americans under such an order,

the total percentage,
to more than 97% of the country.

Still there are seven states

that don't have
an order in place,

Arkansas, lowa,
North Dakota,

Nebraska, South Dakota,
Utah, and Wyoming.

You should know that
Dr. Anthony Fauci

said this evening
that lowa and Nebraska

have instituted rules very
similar to stay-at-home orders.

The other threat tonight,
the threat to our front line

defenders in hospitals
who tested positive for the virus,

and the medical supplies
that multiple governors

say they must outbid
each other for.

lllinois' governor said today
that what his state is getting

from the strategic national
stockpile is a, quote,

"mere fraction
what we asked for--"

lman shouting]
- Jesus, what the fuc--

Get the fuck off me.

No, no, no, no.

No!

Help! Somebody!

No! Ah!

Oh, fuck!

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Okay.

Oh, come on.

Okay.

Okay.

Where's your mask?

Keep it on. We're about
to get in the car.

I'm sorry. I didn't think
I had to wear it outside.

Droplets can float eight feet
in the air. Put your fucking mask on.

Miri, I already ran through
all my symptoms.

I've no cough.
I'm breathing fine. No fever.

And I can still taste
that garlic

from last night's linguini.

This isn't a joke, Parker.

Okay. Better?

This isn't a vacation,
it's a quarantine.

A quarantine in style.

Dude, I need to know
that you're serious.

I'm going home after this.

My dad won't make it
if he's infected.

I am. Okay?
Pinky promise.

But just relax.

We can still have a little bit
of fun, right?

Right?

Maybe. If you're lucky.

Dude!
Are you kidding me?

This is beautiful.
It just sits empty?

Well, my dad comes up here
once a year

to get drunk with his
man-friends. Tsk.

I told mom to rent it out,
but no go.

I stand corrected.
This is incredible.

Sick. Disgusting.

And it's all ours.

The only neighbor
is the Lyons' cabin,

which is about two miles
that way around the lake.

So you don't have to worry
about anyone or their droplets.

Holy shit.

Seriously, I'm speechless.

I told you.
I know how to 2020.

Yo, is there a Wi-Fi password?

Um... Bookcase. Taped to the
router under the stereo.

Because I'm posting this shit.
- Shit.

Dude, how rich is your family?

This place is awesome.

l love it.

Hello, it's freezing.
You said it's gonna be warm.

I said there would be sun.

It's April,
you can't have it all.

To quarantine. Boo!

Oop, everyone's commenting
about that guy in your Insta.

Benji.

I don't know,
he's actually really cute.

And I would've kept him
a little while longer

if he hadn't completely
ghosted me.

Is DJ mad about it?
- Who cares?

Bitch, you care. You just don't
want to admit it.

I don't care.

And if DJ cares,
you know that's his own problem.

Okay.

The fuck?

Miri.

"Jump in. Water's fine.”
What the fuck? Who is this?

I don't know. I got one earlier
on today saying, "Having fun?"

That's fucking creepy, Parker.

Could just be DJ using

one of his frat friends' phones.

He's probably just trying to
fuck with us, right?

Hmm, I don't know,
could be anyone.

Guess we both posted we
were coming to the lake, so...

Okay, blocked. Problem solved.

Parker, Parker!

...and really working closely
with the states.

But we really have to make sure
we can contact trace rapidly.

And Dr. Birx, obviously, you
know, including yourself and Dr. Fauci--

Oh!
- Fauci, drink.

Drink.

Mmm! Ah!

So we have, uh,
at taskforce level, we have--

Deborah Birx is kind of a babe.

Uh, Doctor Birx.

Okay, what sorority
would you peg her for?

Uh...

Gamma Phi.

Yes!
She loves her scarves, dude.

Uh...

Did you invite other people?

No, I told you I wouldn't.

Maybe it's like... Postmates?
With the wrong address?

Not possible. We're the only
people around here.

Who is that?

I don't know.

Why is he just sitting there?

I'll go see what's up.

Oh. Do not go out there.

Why, are you scared?

Yes, I'm scared. It could be
Jason Voorhees out there.

Impossible.
It's Saturday the 4th.

It's probably just one of my
Dad's friends checking in on us.

You know my Mom's paranoid...

Wait.

What?

Miri's not playing.

What?

Who's there?

I-- Identify yourself!

Fuck it. Give me the knife.

Give me the knife.

Be careful.

Hello?

Hello?

Where'd he go?

I-- I don't like this...

Oh, my God.

DJ?

What the fuck, you asshole?
- Shh!

Why didn't you answer us before?

'Cause I'm on the phone.
On the phone.

Oh. Sir, yeah, I appreciate
the opportunity.

Um... if you need to see any
more illustrations or designs,

I could totally...

Oh...

Yeah... yeah, no-- no worries.

Alright, have--

Hello?

What are you doing?

Trying to get an internship
for the fall.

No, no, no...
DJ, what are you doing here?

Oh! You came all this
way to see me, DJ?

That is so, so sweet.
I-- i-it's so good to--

What the fuck are you
doing in my house?

Okay, okay, okay.

l... just, I wanted to see you.

Why didn't you announce
yourself?

'Cause I was on the phone,
Your Highness.

Okay. And your mask?

I, uh...

I thought you were spending
quarantine alone.

Alone with Miri, yes.
- Hi. Yep, that's me.

Whose truck is that outside?

I-- I borrowed Jackson's.

Mine's leaking
transmission fluid.

Okay.

You know you could've
called or texted

before you just showed up here.

Well, you would've said no.

I would've said "no"
because I wanted to be alone!

With me.

Look, are you really going
to make me leave?

After I drove all this way?

Fine! Fine!

If you respect the six feet rule
and put your fucking mask on.

How'd you know I was here?

Your Instagram.

You're a compulsive
poster, Parker.

And then, I remembered
that time we came out here,

and I met
your mom and dad...

I was feeling
pretty nostalgic.

And... I was kinda hoping
we could talk about somethin’.

What do you wanna talk about?

Oh, well, you see,
I could tell you, Miri.

But you'd have to get really,
really, really close to me.

What are you making?

I haven't named it yet.

Literally how people get sick.

We're too young to get sick.
You should know that, Dr. Miri.

Young people are
testing positive, too.

Spring break in Miami
did not turn out well.

Now, if I could have my own
individual joint,

I might possibly partake.

Oh!

Okay.

The basement's calling.

What's in the basement?

So back home, we have all of
these strawberry patches, right?

So you can basically pick
your own strawberries

and then pay by the basket.

It's real nice.

So, my Aunt Libby's
sister-in-law's cousin

has a niece
who knew this lady

who pulled over
to pick some strawberries,

and she had her newborn baby
in her car with her, right.

So she gets out of the car

and she leaves the baby in
the car seat with her milk bottle

and leaves the door open, so she can hear
if the baby cries or anything.

Well, the mom,
she's picking berries,

time goes by,
and then it occurs to her

that the baby
hasn't made a sound.

So she goes to check and
you know what she finds?

She finds a snake in
the baby's mouth.

What? Oh, God.

Yeah, and the mom
freaks out,

and so she pulling the snake,
but she doesn't realize

how far down the baby's throat
the snake has crawled.

So when she pulls the snake out,
the baby's insides come with it.

Baby intestines
were everywhere--

Oh, my God.
That's so fucking gross!

True story. Swear to God.

Yeah. That's anatomically
impossible.

No, ‘cause, 'cause...

I don't think a snake can crawl
into a baby's mouth, right?

Well, hold on. No.

That's not true.

Cause the-- the baby
just had milk, right?

And snakes are attracted
to milk,

and my Aunt Libby is a Christian
who doesn't lie.

Okay, um...

Hate to break it to you, but

Aunt Libby's story is
an old urban legend

that migrated from Europe
which derived

from a folktale called
"The Bosom Serpent.”

Well, Miri.

Once again, your brain has
ruined a perfectly good time.

I'm sorry to hear that
because I had so much fun,

but I'm going to bed.

Goodnight, guys.

[Yeah, I'm dead.

Hey, pancakes in the morning?

Oh, my God, he thinks
he's getting breakfast in the morning.

So...

Yes?

Quarantine can be fun, you know?

You mean, yeah, it was until
you showed up, uninvited.

Yeah, well, you know
why I'm here.

I honestly don't, so you should just,

you know, say what's on
your mind or I'm going to bed.

Fine.

Hey.

Who the fuck is this clown?

Oh, God. Beniji.

One of the roommates I coaxed out
of his room to come to the party.

So he was nice and hot.

Did you two hook up?

Well, okay, do you, like, care
about this Benji dude or what?

It doesn't matter
if 1 did or didn't.

We were never exclusive, DJ.
Il can do what I want.

And what you wanted to do was
make out with some random dude

in front of three friends
of mine that are

all addicted to social media.

Yeah, you wanted me
to see this, Parker.

I'm sorry if I did something
to offend you.

You're not sorry.
You're not.

You want me to be angry.

And it's fucked up that you're constantly
trying to piss me off.

So you haven't hooked up with
half of Pi Phi since Thursday?

-No. I haven't.
-Well, you should have.

That was our deal, DJ.

We're not a couple,
that's the message I'm trying to convey.

Yeah, but we have something
and you know it,

or else you wouldn't be
trying to sabotage it.

Jesus, why's everybody trying to
fucking analyze me all the time?

I'm not, I'm not.
I just want you to be honest.

That's all I ask, Parker.

Okay.

There's something between us.

Yeah, and it's real.

It's late. I'm going to bed.
- Hey...

Um...

I'm sorry.

I know you drove all this way,

but you're not going to hear
what you want to hear.

Okay.

I'll leave in the morning
and...

Goodnight, DJ.

Damn!

Sorry.

How'd it go with DJ?

Nah.

Was he mad about the post?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Well, you got what you wanted.

It's obvious. He loves you.

You should let him.

But you're not going to, huh?

Probably not.

You are textbook, Parker.

You're shut off from anything
close to feeling.

You're emotionally distancing.

Thank you for
the bed-time psychobabble.

It's fine,
you can keep deflecting.

I'm gonna keep poking you
because I love you.

Great.

Manana.

I know you're just
trying to help.

And I just...

It doesn’'t seem like it,
but... I am listening.

Love you.

Get out of here.

Parker?

Seriously?

DJ--

Shh-shh!

There's somebody in the house.

Where's your phone?

It's gone.

Mine, too.

Miri.
- Hey, no, no, no, wait, wait.

Can you get down from there?

Yeah, yeah!
- Okay. Okay.

Take the keys, I'll get Miri.

Go!

Miri! Miri!

No! No!

DJ!

Miri, go!

Miri, go!
- Parker!

Who is that guy?

I don't know.

Fuck you, dude.

Fuck.

Oh, my God! Where's DJ?

He's coming.

He's hurt. He's hurt.

Miri.

Miri, be ready to gun it.
- Okay.

Parker, be careful, okay?

Parker, hurry, hurry!

Come on, come on, come on!

Go! Go! Go!

He slashed the tires!

Come on!
- Fuck! Goddammit!

Come on, Miri!
- God, it's stuck.

Parker, it's stuck.

Go!

Oh, my God. What is he doing?

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, let's go!
- This way!

Miri, go!

Hurry!
- Let's go! Let's go!

Ah! Go, Miri!

We need a fucking phone.

We need a fucking phone!

Follow me!

Parker, we're trapping ourselves.
- Trust me.

We used to do this
when I was a kid.

Fuck, it's stuck.
Please help me.

Okay.

Parker!

Why is he doing this?

I don't know.
He's fucking crazy.

No!

Parker!

Fucking asshole.

What are you-- Parker?

Parker, I can't. I can't.

This is too high.

No, it's not.
Just follow exactly what I'm doing.

[I can't...

Okay.

Oh, fuck! Oh!

No. No!

Miri!

Oh, God.

Shit.

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

Get off me!

Get off me!

No!

Parker! Parker, it's broken.

Can you get up?
- It's broken. I can't move.

It's not just one guy.
There's two of them.

Where is he?
- He's in the kitchen.

Act dead.
- Don't leave. Don't leave me.

You can do it. Do it now.

Okay?

Shit!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Mr. Lyons!

Mr. Lyons!

My God!

I'm going to give you
to the count of five

to get out of my house.
- Mr. Lyons.

Or I'm gonna shoot you dead--

Mr. Lyons, there's someone outside.
- ...you understand? One...

Mr. Lyons, please,
he's trying to kill me.

We have to call the police--
- Two...

Mr. Lyons, my family lives
in the house across the lake--

Four...
- l grew up-- Carly!

Your daughter's name is Carly
and you used to take us tubing.

Uh... You're Miranda's kid?

We have to call
the police, please!

All right, well--
- I need to use your phone.

Come on there. Come on there,
phone's this way.

Fuck! Get off of me!

Help! Help!

Ow!

Please help me! Stop.
Stop! Help me!

Oh, my God.
Are you alright?

What's going on?
- He's trying to kill me!

Just one moment.

Who's that man?
- I don't know.

Where's your mask?
- What?

Your mask. You have a mask,
don't you? Your mask?

No, I don't have a fucking mask.

Oh, then I can’t let you in.
It's-- it's not safe.

Are you fucking
kidding me, lady? Please!

Well, let me check,
I may have an extra.

Lady, please.

Yes, okay, here.

Put-- put this on!

It's-- it's sterile.

Okay, hurry up, get in.

Unlock the door!

Unlock the door!
- Okay.

Drive, please, lady.

This mask...

smells like...

Chloroform?

Parker!

Where do you want her?
-[Pamela] Put her over there.

Ah!

Okay, hold still.

It's okay.

Now we wait.

Where's Jeb?
Where is he?

He's in the kitchen.

Oh, no, no, no, no!

That boy in the kitchen...

he's my son,

and you killed him.

She did a lot more than that.

Do you know why we're here?

["A Little Respect"” on phone]

That video is compliments
of @LoriLegs21,

#EndOfTheWorldParty,

#FuckedUp, #CovidOnMyFace.

#2020SucksDonkeyDick.
#FuckCovid.

She's not figuring it out.

Okay.

Did you enjoy
the party, Parker?

Do you even remember it?

Do you know the boy
you were kissing?

Benji?

Just Benji?

Benji is just some guy
we met at the party.

You're very intimate
with someone that you just met.

So what?

I made out with
some guy at the party!

I don't even know.

It didn't mean anything!

Maybe not to you.

So selfish, your generation.

I mean, heaven forbid they miss
a keg party or-- or spring break.

Who the fuck are you people?

That boy that
you were kissing, Benji,

he-- he's my youngest son.

He was one of the seven people
you infected at that party.

Was?
- Three days ago...

Benji died alone
in a hospital bed.

But, I don't...

I don't have it.

I told you she wouldn't
admit to anything.

I know, show her the test.
Show her the test.

Honey, it takes a few minutes.

You people are fucking crazy.

And you're fucking dead!
- No!

How does it feel

to not know when you're gonna
get your last breath?

To feel like you're going to die,
scared and alone?

How does that feel?

It could've been anyone. I...

I'm not sick--

You infected that party!

We even did the tracing and
we found the man who gave it to you.

Tyler Murphy.

But don't worry,
we took care of him.

I'm not sick!
I don't have COVID!

Well, you're positive.

You're asymptomatic.

Oh, no, no, no...

Don't cry.

Take responsibility
for your selfishness.

This didn't have to happen.

I mean, where was
your fucking mask?

Where was his?

This is your fault!

It's your fault, you hear me.

You did this!

Hon, your mask.

What about DJ?

And my friend, Miri, huh?

What did they do?

Well, per CDC guidelines,

you were meant
to quarantine alone,

so that is on you.

What the hell?

What? What is it?

Someone’s using the Wi-Fi.

It has to be the friend.

She's dead.
- Make sure. Make sure.

Goddammit!

Oh!

Oh, my God!

You don't want Miri.

You want me.

She doesn't deserve this.
I do.

Wow! Look who suddenly found
some integrity.

Please, you can do
whatever you want with me.

Just don't hurt her.

How do you think you're going to
get away with this?

The police will find you.

Your fingerprints,

DNA is everywhere.

Irresponsible girls
can cause irresponsible

fires that burn down the house.

Fires happen all the time.

It's tragic.

We have to go.

Shit!

Come on. Okay, this way.

Where the fuck are you?

Pam!

Pamela!

Let's go.

They destroyed the cars.
-[Parker] Doesn't matter.

Come on!

Be calm, it's okay. It's okay.
We're gonna be okay.

We're gonna be okay.

We're gonna be okay. We're gonna be okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Fuck.

Keys are in it.

I'll get the door.

Careful.
- Okay.

Try and start it.

Alright. Battery's good.

It's not working.
Parker, it's not working.

It might need fuel.

Got it.

You little witch!

I'll fucking kill you!

You killed him!

You killed him!

It's all your fuckin' fault!

I said I was sorry!

Miri, Miri. Miri!