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I'm raising five kids,
and I didn't miss last week.
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What's your excuse?
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Carl!
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My son is in jail,
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and it is your fault.
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I told them it was Carl,
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and I told Chuckie
to tell them it was Carl.
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Pack your shit and get out.
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I hope they throw
the book at Carl.
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MPs.
They're coming.
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They're coming to get me.
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We got to get you to a fucking
clinic to get some meds.
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How long do I need
to take these for?
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30, 40 years.
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And you're interested in
critical theory?
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- Absolutely.
- Come to my office later,
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and I'll decide whether or not
you can take my class.
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- Sweetheart?
- That's my husband.
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- Who's this?
- This is Lip.
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Hungry?
How would you like your omelet?
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I don't want you as my friend.
I want you as my boyfriend.
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Look at me!
I'm nice, funny, smart,
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and I'd fuck up anyone
that hurts you.
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We start up
the ice cream truck again.
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Except this time
without the truck.
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- You okay?
- Yeah. Just sad.
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Can you, uh, be sad and roll
joints at the same time?
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I hate that I hurt you,
and I want to make it right.
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I need to get out.
Think a little.
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- I need a drink.
- What's the occasion?
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- Cancer.
- Every day is an opportunity
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- you don't get back.
- Best two days of my life.
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- Thanks to you.
- Nicole's moving to Pittsburgh.
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- What about Will?
- He's going with her.
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- You don't get a say?
- According to the state
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- of Illinois.
- Your PO say something?
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- Travel restrictions.
- For Pittsburgh?
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Can't leave.
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♪ think of all the luck
you got ♪
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♪ know that
it's not for naught ♪
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♪ you were beaming once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ what is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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♪ round up the friends you got ♪
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♪ know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ you were willing once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ what is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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12 gauge on my waist
'bout to waste your cousin
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fade away in the fog
you a memory dog.
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It's not working.
Sorry, man.
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- Fucking meds.
- Yeah.
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It could also be the toddler
staring at us from the corner
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or the jacked-up teenage girl
down the hall.
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Whatever.
Try again later, man.
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All right, breakfast of champs.
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We got your mood stabilizer,
anti-psychotic,
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anti-depressant.
Gatorade.
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- Fucking nurse now?
- Shut the fuck up.
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Take the pills, bitch.
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Hey, no caffeine.
On your meds.
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Hey.
How are you feeling?
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- Not feeling.
- That's an improvement.
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At least you're not swinging
baseball bats at my head.
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Stinks in here.
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Yeah, that's 'cause
the milk went bad.
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Nobody put it away?
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That milk is part
of the Gallagher household,
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of which I am no longer
a member,
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and therefore not responsible.
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Then why are you still here?
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Apartment listings.
Calling around today.
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What's up with
the water faucet?
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Guess nobody paid
the water bill.
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But I took a shower
this morning.
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Lucky you.
They must have just shut it off.
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Nobody made breakfast?
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What's it look like?
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What about groceries?
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When is the last time
anyone went shopping?
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Who melted my spatula?
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That's fine.
Don't claim responsibility.
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For anything.
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- That's the Gallagher way.
- Fuck.
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- I'm not eating that.
- Eat it.
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Take all those pills
on an empty stomach
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and you're going to have
diarrhea real bad.
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I gotta poop.
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Oh. So how do you like
your crepes?
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Savory or sweet?
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Uh, no, you know,
I'm still pretty stuffed
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from last night's dinner,
so I'm okay.
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It's no trouble.
I love to cook.
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Because I'm good at it.
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We generally enjoy doing the
things we're skilled at, right?
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- Uh, right.
- So, the new boy, huh?
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You do look like
a Schiele portrait.
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- Good morning, Dr. Wallace.
- Good morning, love.
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- Tea?
- Please.
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You're not eating?
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- No, no, not really hungry.
- Theo makes a mean crepe.
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Yeah, I gotta go
to the library anyway, so...
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- This must be strange for you.
- A little bit, yeah.
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It's, uh,
it's a little strange.
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What can we do
to make it more comfortable?
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I'm not sure.
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- You have questions?
- No, uh, no, no, not really.
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Boundaries that you feel
warrant discussion?
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No, uh, nothing I can think of.
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Okay, just let us know.
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Sure.
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And I'll be
in my office this afternoon
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if you'd like to stop by.
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On a Saturday?
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You have some
catching up to do.
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Let's start with
Foucault's discursive regime,
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and we'll go from there.
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Okay.
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Uh, it was nice
seeing you again, Dr. Wallace.
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Oh, ho-ho-ho.
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- Oh, I taste throw up.
- Yeah.
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You puked.
About 3:00 AM.
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For a gal who's never been
drunk or high before,
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you went at it hard.
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Here. Peas for the noggin,
Aspirin for the muscles,
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honey-lemon for the tummy.
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A little touch or bourbon.
Hair of the dog.
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Did we have sex?
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Oh! No.
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I slept on the floor.
I wanted to make you breakfast.
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All I could find was old
Chinese food
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and three jars of
peanut butter.
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Yeah. I eat it off a spoon
for dinner.
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Well, no wonder you got cancer.
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Come on.
Let's go grab a bite.
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I know this divey joint
that serves military-style
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shit-on-a-shingle--
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the greatest hangover remedy
known to man.
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- Cream chipped beef--
- Stop. Out.
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- Yes. Let's go.
- You. Now.
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What? Why?
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Don't be ashamed.
You are downright luminous.
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- You need to go.
- Oh, come on.
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We had a blast.
Didn't we?
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You're my favorite
dying person I've ever met.
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Please.
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Our chemistry
is off the charts.
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Don't try to deny it.
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Okay.
Thank you for yesterday.
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- Hold on.
- Good-bye.
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No, no, come on.
We're just getting--
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Hey, come on.
You know what I'm talking about.
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Wait, just a--
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God damn it.
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♪ your hands now feel empty ♪
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♪ as you're staring
at the clock ♪
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♪ missing all the verbs
and nouns ♪
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♪ while holding your own Glock ♪
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♪ missing all the wisdom ♪
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♪ missing all the lies ♪
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♪ confused on everywhere
to stand ♪
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♪ your breath becomes a sigh ♪
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♪ it's days like this
that rain ♪
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♪ upon the old lake dock ♪
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♪ wash away the memories
buried deep down in fog ♪
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Hey. I was just thinking
about you.
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Fun sexy stuff
or mean hurty stuff?
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Uh, neither.
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- Where are you?
- I'm at your place.
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Watering your plants.
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Not smelling your shirt.
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- Which one?
- Pere Ubu?
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What... Say it again?
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Fuck off.
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It's nice to hear your voice.
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Yeah, you too.
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How are you doing?
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In general or, like, about us?
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Us.
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Confused.
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A little. You?
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Same.
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Where are you?
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A rest stop somewhere
in ass-butt USA.
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Nice.
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I got a gig at
a little college tonight.
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- Should be fun.
- Cool.
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Oh, shit.
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Hey, the van's taking off.
So you want to talk later?
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We could Skype if you want.
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Yeah, I get in the dorms
like 4:30 or 5:00, try you then?
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Okay.
I'll wear something nice.
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Nice like...
hot nice?
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Sure.
You want to have Skype sex?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Could be fun.
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Could be hot.
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All right, look, I gotta run.
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All right?
We'll talk later.
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Bye.
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You're so damn adorable.
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So are you.
The adorable-est.
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And you're an adora-babe.
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I made you this.
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It's from the parking lot
of the supermarket
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where you saved me
from getting my butt kicked.
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I used nail polish
instead of paint.
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- I want you.
- You have me.
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No, I want to have sex
with you.
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Oh.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Wow.
That's awesome.
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- Are you sure?
- Totally.
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Because the last time I did it,
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things got confusing.
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I'm not confused.
Are you?
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No. I'm happy.
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- When?
- Tonight.
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Okay. Where?
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Wherever you want.
Except my house.
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My parents don't let me
have girls in my room.
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We can do it at my house.
Nobody cares what I do.
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- What time?
- After dinner.
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Come eat with us.
We're doing barbecue.
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- Okay.
- Cool.
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Cool.
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Can you turn
that crappy music down
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and tell those fucking
babies to shut up?
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Hey, watch your
mouth, college boy.
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I got babies here.
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Just one little bite.
Come on.
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Just one little bite.
Hello?
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One of my breast pumpers'
boobies dried up,
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so we'll be tight on funds
until I find a replacement.
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Okay, well, you know what?
I hooked up with some
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cheap-ass herb the other day,
so I'll try to move it quick.
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Oh, and Gemma, I don't know,
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but she had a little
sniffle earlier.
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I think she's sick.
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Can you, uh, use the
nasal aspirator on her
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before she goes to bed tonight?
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Will do.
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Dude, I gotta study!
251
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Oh, it sounds like
you have your hands full.
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Yeah, kinda.
I gotta go.
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- Okay.
- All right, talk soon.
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00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,780
Come on, bro.
I was up all night, man.
255
00:12:03,782 --> 00:12:05,331
They slept horribly
too, you know?
256
00:12:05,366 --> 00:12:07,700
The guy next door screams like a
Polish grandma when he comes.
257
00:12:07,752 --> 00:12:08,951
Why'd you bring 'em here?
258
00:12:08,953 --> 00:12:10,586
Where else am I
supposed to bring 'em?
259
00:12:10,622 --> 00:12:12,538
I live here, bro.
It's only one night a week.
260
00:12:12,590 --> 00:12:14,590
- Are you even a student?
- Not exactly.
261
00:12:14,626 --> 00:12:16,959
I'm more like a refugee
who sells weed.
262
00:12:16,961 --> 00:12:19,128
Drug dealers don't get
to live on campus.
263
00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:22,048
Oh, yeah?
Where does it say that?
264
00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:24,467
Hey, Charlie Brown,
go fuck yourself.
265
00:12:24,469 --> 00:12:26,302
Linus is the one
with the blanket.
266
00:12:26,304 --> 00:12:30,556
Well, they both can suck dicks.
267
00:12:30,608 --> 00:12:32,108
They're talking about
turning your ass in.
268
00:12:32,143 --> 00:12:35,812
Oh, are they now?
269
00:12:35,814 --> 00:12:37,647
Okay.
270
00:12:37,649 --> 00:12:40,450
Okay, I'll just pack
my shit and go.
271
00:12:40,485 --> 00:12:41,734
Yeah.
But wait a minute.
272
00:12:41,786 --> 00:12:44,704
What am I supposed to do
with all these dime bags
273
00:12:44,739 --> 00:12:46,205
that I was gonna sell
for half price
274
00:12:46,241 --> 00:12:48,074
for the next ten minutes?
275
00:12:48,126 --> 00:12:50,076
Cheap weed!
276
00:12:50,128 --> 00:12:51,244
Cheap weed, down here!
277
00:12:51,296 --> 00:12:52,495
Whoo!
278
00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:53,746
Five bucks for a dime bag?
279
00:12:53,798 --> 00:12:54,997
- I want some.
- Thin walls.
280
00:12:57,669 --> 00:12:58,634
Here you go.
281
00:13:00,672 --> 00:13:03,723
No, no, no.
No weapons in juvie.
282
00:13:03,758 --> 00:13:05,675
Pop rocks and fire ants.
283
00:13:05,677 --> 00:13:08,094
Figure Carl could use
them for self defense.
284
00:13:08,146 --> 00:13:12,014
- Is that a thing?
- Who knows?
285
00:13:12,016 --> 00:13:13,432
I want to go to
Planned Parenthood today.
286
00:13:13,485 --> 00:13:15,651
I need you to come with.
287
00:13:15,687 --> 00:13:17,570
For the pill?
288
00:13:17,605 --> 00:13:19,155
Well, I thought that messed
with your training.
289
00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:21,657
It's whatever.
290
00:13:21,693 --> 00:13:23,359
Are you and Derek having sex?
291
00:13:23,361 --> 00:13:25,161
Not yet.
292
00:13:25,196 --> 00:13:26,946
Well, why rush?
I mean, it's been what,
293
00:13:26,998 --> 00:13:28,698
- a few weeks.
- I want to.
294
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:31,033
It's my body, it's my decision.
295
00:13:31,035 --> 00:13:32,418
Debs.
296
00:13:32,453 --> 00:13:34,170
I've been dating him longer
than you even knew Gus
297
00:13:34,205 --> 00:13:36,205
before you got married.
298
00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:44,263
- I'll make an appointment.
- Thanks.
299
00:13:44,299 --> 00:13:46,215
Oh, FYI, water got shut off.
300
00:13:46,217 --> 00:13:48,467
You should probably
pay the bill.
301
00:14:53,201 --> 00:14:54,834
Fuck!
302
00:14:54,869 --> 00:14:57,253
You okay, man?
303
00:14:57,288 --> 00:14:58,504
Yeah, yeah.
304
00:14:58,539 --> 00:14:59,589
Damn.
305
00:14:59,624 --> 00:15:00,590
Take this.
306
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,592
How'd that happen?
307
00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:08,965
Yo, you need me to get
you the first aid kit?
308
00:15:11,135 --> 00:15:15,137
Why are women such
capricious devils?
309
00:15:15,139 --> 00:15:17,723
Is it simple biology?
310
00:15:17,775 --> 00:15:21,944
They get emotional whiplash from
all the hairpin hormonal turns?
311
00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:24,447
- Harder, baby, yeah.
- Okay, okay, okay, yeah.
312
00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:27,650
Or are they just trying
so hard to "lean in"
313
00:15:27,652 --> 00:15:29,535
and "have it all"
314
00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:31,537
they lose sight of
their own humanity?
315
00:15:31,572 --> 00:15:33,656
- Right there.
- Okay.
316
00:15:33,658 --> 00:15:37,710
Yeah. Yeah.
Or, fuck.
317
00:15:37,745 --> 00:15:40,796
What if evolutionarily
they're programmed
318
00:15:40,832 --> 00:15:44,667
to hold onto the past in order
to educate their offspring
319
00:15:44,669 --> 00:15:46,302
about the perils
of going out--
320
00:15:46,337 --> 00:15:47,470
Jesus!
321
00:15:47,505 --> 00:15:49,088
Don't. Wait, wait.
You stopping?
322
00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:51,140
Yes, Captain Perceptive.
323
00:15:51,175 --> 00:15:52,475
I bought you a boilermaker.
324
00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:54,560
You'd have to buy me ten
to suffer through that.
325
00:15:54,595 --> 00:15:56,896
You gotta help me to get
this woman out of my system.
326
00:15:56,931 --> 00:15:59,015
Go stick your dick
in an ice cream cake
327
00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:00,816
and nurture your inner child.
328
00:16:00,852 --> 00:16:02,852
I'm not your fucking therapist.
329
00:16:11,329 --> 00:16:14,897
Trust a woman
to do a man's job.
330
00:16:16,951 --> 00:16:18,334
Water got shut off.
331
00:16:18,369 --> 00:16:20,586
We gotta use your bathroom.
I paid the fucking bill
332
00:16:20,621 --> 00:16:23,589
but it takes two days for
them to turn it back on.
333
00:16:23,624 --> 00:16:24,957
You look pretty.
334
00:16:25,009 --> 00:16:27,209
Having Skype sex
with Gus later.
335
00:16:27,211 --> 00:16:28,961
This distance
thing is bullshit.
336
00:16:29,013 --> 00:16:30,763
You're telling me.
This is the longest I've gone
337
00:16:30,798 --> 00:16:32,298
without seeing Kev
since I met him.
338
00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:33,766
About to burst into flames.
339
00:16:33,801 --> 00:16:35,551
You guys talk
about anything yet?
340
00:16:35,553 --> 00:16:36,552
Sure.
341
00:16:36,554 --> 00:16:37,720
"How was Gemma's
tummy time?"
342
00:16:37,722 --> 00:16:39,021
"When did Amy's
hiccups stop?"
343
00:16:39,057 --> 00:16:42,274
You stuff, I mean.
Like, what you both want.
344
00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:44,060
From each other.
345
00:16:44,062 --> 00:16:45,778
I want the old Kev back.
346
00:16:45,813 --> 00:16:47,863
The one who looked at me like
the world stopped spinning.
347
00:16:47,899 --> 00:16:50,316
He's there.
He's just preoccupied.
348
00:16:50,368 --> 00:16:53,202
Okay, ladies, listen up.
349
00:16:53,237 --> 00:16:55,871
- I need help.
- That's my cue.
350
00:16:55,907 --> 00:16:58,124
Let's go.
Poop time!
351
00:16:58,159 --> 00:17:01,577
This woman is just
tearing me up.
352
00:17:01,579 --> 00:17:02,712
I just can't shake her.
353
00:17:02,747 --> 00:17:04,380
Why are you a country song?
354
00:17:04,415 --> 00:17:05,881
I treated her with respect
355
00:17:05,917 --> 00:17:08,300
and she shat me out
like yesterday's cheese steak.
356
00:17:08,336 --> 00:17:10,169
The only thing you ever
treated with respect
357
00:17:10,221 --> 00:17:12,338
had a label and the word
"Proof" on it.
358
00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:13,839
Wait.
359
00:17:13,891 --> 00:17:15,641
This that doctor
from the other day?
360
00:17:15,676 --> 00:17:18,260
Maybe.
361
00:17:18,262 --> 00:17:19,478
What's the scam?
362
00:17:19,514 --> 00:17:21,514
What kind of a man
do you think I am?
363
00:17:21,566 --> 00:17:23,232
There's always a scam, Frank.
364
00:17:23,267 --> 00:17:24,850
All right, yes.
I'm very good
365
00:17:24,902 --> 00:17:26,102
at sticking it to the man,
366
00:17:26,104 --> 00:17:28,904
but this woman...
367
00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:31,107
I don't want to stick
anything to her.
368
00:17:31,109 --> 00:17:33,275
Except myself,
but she won't let me.
369
00:17:33,277 --> 00:17:35,194
Why would anybody
want to be with you?
370
00:17:35,246 --> 00:17:36,912
Well, why wouldn't they?
371
00:17:36,948 --> 00:17:39,532
Chlamydia and herpes
for starts.
372
00:17:39,584 --> 00:17:43,419
Poor hygiene, alcoholism,
lack of a moral compass.
373
00:17:43,454 --> 00:17:47,089
Fine. But my good qualities
vastly outweigh my bad ones.
374
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:48,791
Name one.
375
00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:52,962
How about, uh, a lust for
adventure, a bottomless libido?
376
00:17:52,964 --> 00:17:54,847
- Jesus.
- I show up with drugs,
377
00:17:54,882 --> 00:17:56,766
companionship,
pro-bono sex.
378
00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:59,769
What more could
a dying woman want?
379
00:17:59,804 --> 00:18:03,022
This is for real?
380
00:18:03,057 --> 00:18:04,557
How the hell should I know?
381
00:18:04,609 --> 00:18:06,976
Make it like the world stops
spinning when you look at her.
382
00:18:06,978 --> 00:18:08,694
I tried that.
It didn't work.
383
00:18:08,729 --> 00:18:10,729
What else you got?
384
00:18:14,902 --> 00:18:19,955
Well, thanks, people.
385
00:18:19,991 --> 00:18:22,958
Hmm.
386
00:18:22,994 --> 00:18:25,995
You were a big fucking help.
387
00:18:37,008 --> 00:18:39,475
Hey.
Hey.
388
00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:41,760
What the hell's
going on out there?
389
00:18:41,813 --> 00:18:43,846
Yeah, I don't know.
Saturday, I guess.
390
00:18:43,848 --> 00:18:46,482
Look at you all
studious in here.
391
00:18:46,517 --> 00:18:47,933
- Get your tuition sorted?
- Yeah.
392
00:18:47,985 --> 00:18:51,687
I'm on all rosters and
fully matriculated.
393
00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:53,322
How'd you pull that off?
394
00:18:53,357 --> 00:18:56,192
Deus ex machina, as they say.
395
00:18:56,244 --> 00:18:57,576
Hmm.
396
00:18:57,612 --> 00:18:59,745
And how's the lovely
Ms. Muff Bulldagger.
397
00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:01,864
- Fiery and full of lust.
- Yeah?
398
00:19:01,866 --> 00:19:03,866
Like a coked-up
Amish teenager.
399
00:19:03,868 --> 00:19:07,002
- Oh, that sounds exhausting.
- Oh, you have no idea.
400
00:19:07,038 --> 00:19:10,172
I'm thinking of going
strictly dickly for a while.
401
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:11,924
You free later?
402
00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:16,679
No, actually, uh,
I got this thing.
403
00:19:16,714 --> 00:19:19,381
Um, a school thing
or a sex thing?
404
00:19:19,383 --> 00:19:22,801
Um, uh, both.
405
00:19:22,854 --> 00:19:25,271
Meaning?
406
00:19:25,306 --> 00:19:28,224
I-I kinda got this situation
with one of my professors.
407
00:19:28,226 --> 00:19:29,775
Uh-oh.
Which class?
408
00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:31,527
It's crit theory.
409
00:19:31,562 --> 00:19:33,445
- Professor Wallace.
- Yeah, yeah.
410
00:19:33,481 --> 00:19:36,365
Her and her hubby, they have
this, uh, agreement, you know?
411
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,201
- They're-- they're evolved.
- Wait, her husband?
412
00:19:39,237 --> 00:19:41,737
Yeah, yeah.
It's actually-- it's kinda great.
413
00:19:41,739 --> 00:19:43,405
So you're having a relationship
414
00:19:43,407 --> 00:19:45,624
- with a married woman?
- No, no, no, no.
415
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:48,711
It's-- it's not
a relationship.
416
00:19:48,746 --> 00:19:51,380
We just-- we hang out.
417
00:19:51,415 --> 00:19:53,832
Uh, she shows me art and stuff.
418
00:19:53,885 --> 00:19:55,718
Hmm, are you falling for her?
419
00:19:55,753 --> 00:20:00,139
No. No, I'm just
having fun.
420
00:20:00,174 --> 00:20:01,807
Well, then ditch her
421
00:20:01,842 --> 00:20:06,729
and come play naked
go fish with me.
422
00:20:06,764 --> 00:20:10,015
I would, um,
423
00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:14,570
just I got all this--
all this shit to do.
424
00:20:14,605 --> 00:20:16,772
No prob.
425
00:20:16,774 --> 00:20:19,241
I'll see you around.
426
00:20:19,277 --> 00:20:20,242
Okay.
427
00:20:21,779 --> 00:20:24,863
Oh, PS I need my car back
at some point.
428
00:20:43,384 --> 00:20:44,350
Oh, God.
429
00:20:44,385 --> 00:20:45,718
I'm trippin' out, man.
430
00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:47,386
Hey, are you okay, man?
431
00:20:47,438 --> 00:20:51,140
I love God...
and icebergs.
432
00:20:51,142 --> 00:20:52,641
What-- what the fuck's
wrong with him?
433
00:20:52,643 --> 00:20:54,643
It's that trip-weed
your friend sold us.
434
00:20:54,645 --> 00:20:55,945
It wasn't normal shit.
435
00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:57,730
It was synthetic marijuana,
Dildo.
436
00:20:57,782 --> 00:21:01,317
Laced with all sort of crap.
It makes you lose your mind.
437
00:21:05,906 --> 00:21:07,656
Oh, God.
438
00:21:07,658 --> 00:21:09,208
What happened to your hand?
439
00:21:09,243 --> 00:21:11,744
- Uh, burned myself.
- Hold on.
440
00:21:14,999 --> 00:21:17,750
- That's our lamp.
- It's ugly and no one uses it.
441
00:21:19,670 --> 00:21:21,920
Come here.
442
00:21:21,973 --> 00:21:26,809
Come on.
I'm not gonna bite.
443
00:21:30,848 --> 00:21:32,598
Did you run it
under cool water?
444
00:21:32,650 --> 00:21:34,350
No.
445
00:21:34,352 --> 00:21:36,819
Well, then you are shit
out of luck in this house.
446
00:21:36,854 --> 00:21:38,570
No water.
447
00:21:38,606 --> 00:21:40,489
Ooh.
448
00:21:40,524 --> 00:21:42,574
Gonna have a nice, fat scar.
449
00:21:42,610 --> 00:21:45,110
It'll match the one
I got in the army.
450
00:21:45,162 --> 00:21:46,662
How'd you get that one?
451
00:21:46,697 --> 00:21:49,164
I tried to hotwire
a helicopter.
452
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,666
Burned myself on the starter.
453
00:21:50,701 --> 00:21:53,168
You can hotwire a helicopter?
454
00:21:53,204 --> 00:21:55,170
Not very good, apparently.
455
00:21:55,206 --> 00:21:57,373
Got caught trying to steal
government property
456
00:21:57,375 --> 00:22:00,709
and that's why the
MPs are after me.
457
00:22:00,711 --> 00:22:03,712
Well, that and going AWOL.
458
00:22:03,714 --> 00:22:06,131
And enlisting under
a false identity.
459
00:22:06,183 --> 00:22:07,716
And maybe other stuff.
460
00:22:07,718 --> 00:22:09,468
Wow.
Pretty hardcore.
461
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:13,689
No, just mentally ill.
462
00:22:13,724 --> 00:22:16,608
God, this place
brings back memories.
463
00:22:16,644 --> 00:22:17,976
You've been here before?
464
00:22:18,029 --> 00:22:20,979
Monica brought me here
when I needed to go on the pill.
465
00:22:21,032 --> 00:22:23,699
She was completely strung out
on E.
466
00:22:23,734 --> 00:22:25,651
She offered to give my doctor
a blowjob.
467
00:22:25,703 --> 00:22:28,404
- A female doctor.
- How is that possible?
468
00:22:28,406 --> 00:22:31,573
Well, obviously she didn't
get very far.
469
00:22:31,575 --> 00:22:35,210
Doctor was pretty butch.
Honest mistake.
470
00:22:35,246 --> 00:22:38,464
Everything looks good.
471
00:22:38,499 --> 00:22:40,799
I'm gonna set you up
on some starter pills.
472
00:22:40,835 --> 00:22:42,751
Great.
Thanks.
473
00:22:42,753 --> 00:22:45,921
Now hold up a second
'cause this is no joke.
474
00:22:45,923 --> 00:22:48,340
These don't begin to work
for 48 hours.
475
00:22:48,392 --> 00:22:51,260
So if you plan to have
intercourse before then,
476
00:22:51,262 --> 00:22:53,562
you must use
alternate protection.
477
00:22:53,597 --> 00:22:54,847
Okay.
478
00:22:54,899 --> 00:22:56,982
I'll get those pills.
479
00:23:00,104 --> 00:23:01,987
Really?
480
00:23:02,022 --> 00:23:03,739
They're free.
481
00:23:10,414 --> 00:23:12,331
Yo.
482
00:23:12,366 --> 00:23:13,499
- Jesus.
- Fucking amazing.
483
00:23:13,534 --> 00:23:15,367
What the fuck is wrong
with these kids?
484
00:23:15,419 --> 00:23:16,618
The fucking weed you sold them.
485
00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:17,619
Some shit called Spice.
486
00:23:17,621 --> 00:23:19,621
That was Spice?
487
00:23:19,623 --> 00:23:21,123
Oh, no wonder I got a discount.
488
00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:22,591
This shit can last
for hours, all right?
489
00:23:22,626 --> 00:23:23,959
We need to keep everybody
in the room,
490
00:23:23,961 --> 00:23:25,344
lock the door,
just wait it out.
491
00:23:25,379 --> 00:23:26,762
Can you go sweep the hall,
check for any stragglers?
492
00:23:26,797 --> 00:23:27,963
Yeah, I got it.
493
00:23:27,965 --> 00:23:29,598
All right, find any
unopened bags, toss them.
494
00:23:29,633 --> 00:23:31,517
If you have any left,
get rid of it, all right?
495
00:23:31,552 --> 00:23:32,801
Yeah.
Aye-aye, Captain.
496
00:23:41,395 --> 00:23:44,646
That's gotta be
a metaphor for something.
497
00:23:47,318 --> 00:23:48,484
This was the only straggler.
498
00:23:48,486 --> 00:23:49,985
I think he's trying to find
a portal.
499
00:23:49,987 --> 00:23:52,154
All right, just close the door
and lock it, yeah?
500
00:23:52,156 --> 00:23:55,240
I am made of fire.
501
00:23:55,292 --> 00:23:57,209
Look, if we call 911,
we could go to jail.
502
00:23:57,244 --> 00:23:58,544
I mean,
we could both go to jail.
503
00:23:58,579 --> 00:23:59,962
Why? We didn't force them
to do anything.
504
00:23:59,997 --> 00:24:01,296
A tiny floating sun.
505
00:24:01,332 --> 00:24:03,048
They're grown-ups
who made grown-up decisions.
506
00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:04,166
No, most of these kids
are minors.
507
00:24:04,218 --> 00:24:06,668
Swirling ball of hot gases.
508
00:24:06,670 --> 00:24:08,086
I can fly!
509
00:24:08,139 --> 00:24:09,671
Hey!
510
00:24:09,673 --> 00:24:11,507
What the fuck?
511
00:24:11,559 --> 00:24:14,593
Oh, shit!
512
00:24:14,645 --> 00:24:16,345
I think I broke my rhinoceros!
513
00:24:18,015 --> 00:24:20,182
God damn it!
514
00:24:20,184 --> 00:24:23,685
The one day all year
I gotta shower, the water's off.
515
00:24:23,687 --> 00:24:24,987
Give me your deodorant.
516
00:24:25,022 --> 00:24:27,823
- Ran out.
- Well, of course you did.
517
00:24:27,858 --> 00:24:33,078
Why would anyone in this house
make things easy on me?
518
00:24:33,113 --> 00:24:35,447
It's no substitute
for cleanliness,
519
00:24:35,499 --> 00:24:36,698
but this will have to do.
520
00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:40,419
I may have to scrub my junk
at the Citgo.
521
00:24:40,454 --> 00:24:43,255
Wish me luck.
522
00:24:43,290 --> 00:24:44,673
Good luck scrubbing your junk.
523
00:24:46,710 --> 00:24:48,927
Not with my junk.
L'amour.
524
00:24:51,549 --> 00:24:53,515
You're a dumbass,
you know that?
525
00:25:07,565 --> 00:25:09,865
Hey.
I didn't know which Bs to get,
526
00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,233
so I just got all
the fucking Bs.
527
00:25:11,235 --> 00:25:14,870
I got B-complex,
super B-complex, B-12, B-6.
528
00:25:14,905 --> 00:25:16,154
Whoa.
529
00:25:16,207 --> 00:25:17,823
The hell happened to your hand?
530
00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:21,326
Hey.
What are you doing?
531
00:25:21,378 --> 00:25:22,828
We're going out.
532
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,329
Did a doctor take care of that?
533
00:25:24,381 --> 00:25:25,714
Come on, Mickey.
534
00:25:25,749 --> 00:25:27,583
You can't go anywhere unless
you get that looked at, man.
535
00:25:27,585 --> 00:25:30,302
- Come on.
- Okay, listen.
536
00:25:30,337 --> 00:25:34,890
Either you can stay here
and jerk off into your vitamins
537
00:25:34,925 --> 00:25:38,844
or you can come with me.
538
00:25:38,896 --> 00:25:41,063
It's your call.
539
00:25:51,825 --> 00:25:52,774
Yes?
540
00:25:52,826 --> 00:25:55,160
Frank Gallagher.
541
00:25:55,195 --> 00:25:57,946
Jesus.
542
00:26:02,202 --> 00:26:07,089
Hey.
Hey!
543
00:26:07,124 --> 00:26:09,591
You must be the homeless guy.
544
00:26:09,627 --> 00:26:11,593
I have a home.
Intermittently.
545
00:26:11,629 --> 00:26:12,594
Who the hell are you?
546
00:26:12,630 --> 00:26:14,179
Bianca's sister.
547
00:26:14,214 --> 00:26:15,681
Party's over, asshole.
548
00:26:15,716 --> 00:26:18,300
Go crawl back to your mattress
beneath the overpass
549
00:26:18,302 --> 00:26:19,718
and leave the sick girl alone.
550
00:26:19,770 --> 00:26:21,853
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You have no idea
551
00:26:21,889 --> 00:26:24,189
who you're dealing with, lady.
552
00:26:24,224 --> 00:26:28,560
I am indefatigable.
I take "Yes" for an answer.
553
00:26:28,612 --> 00:26:33,282
I am tough as a buzzard.
554
00:26:33,317 --> 00:26:38,070
Just you watch me!
555
00:27:01,512 --> 00:27:03,645
Motherfuck!
556
00:27:06,433 --> 00:27:09,434
Open your fucking window!
557
00:27:09,486 --> 00:27:10,819
Open the window!
558
00:27:17,027 --> 00:27:19,277
I can't offer you much,
559
00:27:19,330 --> 00:27:23,365
but what I can do is--
is be your chauffeur
560
00:27:23,367 --> 00:27:25,584
on the limousine ride
to the pearly gates.
561
00:27:25,619 --> 00:27:27,035
My what?
562
00:27:27,087 --> 00:27:29,204
I know how it feels to live like
you're gonna die tomorrow.
563
00:27:29,206 --> 00:27:31,289
I've been there.
564
00:27:31,342 --> 00:27:33,508
I make each day
feel like a wild ride
565
00:27:33,544 --> 00:27:35,927
through the heart
of the rapids at midnight.
566
00:27:35,963 --> 00:27:39,848
If you want to squeeze
every last drop of gratification
567
00:27:39,883 --> 00:27:41,350
out of this world
before you croak,
568
00:27:41,385 --> 00:27:42,934
I'm your man.
569
00:27:42,970 --> 00:27:45,854
- Frank, I'm--
- Stick with me, woman,
570
00:27:45,889 --> 00:27:48,473
and you will not go gentle
into that good night.
571
00:27:48,525 --> 00:27:51,777
Bianca?
572
00:27:51,812 --> 00:27:53,779
Come on.
573
00:27:53,814 --> 00:27:55,897
Oh, great.
574
00:27:55,899 --> 00:27:57,649
Cock-blocking Laura Bush.
575
00:27:57,701 --> 00:28:00,402
Fine!
576
00:28:02,990 --> 00:28:04,973
You see this bottle of vodka?
577
00:28:05,009 --> 00:28:07,042
I'm gonna sit over there
578
00:28:07,077 --> 00:28:10,295
and I'm gonna sip it.
579
00:28:10,330 --> 00:28:12,581
If you don't join me
by the time I'm done,
580
00:28:12,583 --> 00:28:16,551
consider my offer revoked.
581
00:28:21,258 --> 00:28:22,974
- What time is it?
- Just after 5:00.
582
00:28:23,010 --> 00:28:24,676
Okay, listen.
I know that you're not
583
00:28:24,728 --> 00:28:26,228
- being intentionally rude--
- Well, this is an emergency.
584
00:28:26,263 --> 00:28:27,429
Can you get your husband,
please?
585
00:28:27,431 --> 00:28:28,430
What's the matter?
586
00:28:36,607 --> 00:28:38,990
Hey, hey.
587
00:28:39,026 --> 00:28:40,859
Come on.
588
00:28:40,911 --> 00:28:42,411
Easy.
589
00:28:45,365 --> 00:28:46,948
Jesus.
What happened?
590
00:28:52,385 --> 00:28:54,831
_
591
00:29:01,548 --> 00:29:03,799
Hey, it's me.
592
00:29:03,801 --> 00:29:05,684
The house is quiet.
593
00:29:05,719 --> 00:29:07,552
Computer's on.
594
00:29:07,604 --> 00:29:09,888
I'm wearing
my lacy green thong.
595
00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:12,641
Hit me back.
596
00:29:25,322 --> 00:29:27,372
Hey, don't you have anything
better to do with your time?
597
00:29:27,407 --> 00:29:29,908
I'm supposed to be having
hot Skype sex
598
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,077
with my husband, but he's MIA.
599
00:29:32,129 --> 00:29:34,379
Tragic. What else?
600
00:29:34,414 --> 00:29:35,714
I cleaned the house,
601
00:29:35,749 --> 00:29:38,800
which was in shambles
because that bitch
602
00:29:38,836 --> 00:29:40,135
that claims to be
my older sister
603
00:29:40,170 --> 00:29:42,220
has been boycotting
her domestic duties.
604
00:29:42,256 --> 00:29:45,891
Oh, and I had to take Debbie to
get fucking birth control today.
605
00:29:45,926 --> 00:29:48,343
Holy shit.
I'm glad I have a son.
606
00:29:48,345 --> 00:29:49,928
How's he doing?
607
00:29:49,980 --> 00:29:52,230
His mom called. Um,
wanted to pick him up early.
608
00:29:52,266 --> 00:29:53,482
Found an earlier flight.
609
00:29:53,517 --> 00:29:54,983
He's just packing up
some of the crap
610
00:29:55,018 --> 00:29:56,318
I keep around here
for him, you know?
611
00:29:56,353 --> 00:29:57,652
Toys and stuff.
612
00:29:57,688 --> 00:29:59,187
Oh, no.
When is she coming?
613
00:29:59,189 --> 00:30:00,772
In like 15 minutes.
614
00:30:00,824 --> 00:30:03,241
I had to step outside
just to keep--
615
00:30:03,277 --> 00:30:04,993
just to keep my shit together.
616
00:30:05,028 --> 00:30:08,280
Do you want me to come over?
617
00:30:08,332 --> 00:30:09,498
No, I'm good.
618
00:30:09,533 --> 00:30:11,199
- You don't sound it.
- Yeah.
619
00:30:11,201 --> 00:30:13,168
Well, I don't have a choice.
620
00:30:13,203 --> 00:30:15,871
Hey, you know what, I gotta go.
621
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:24,513
- Where is he?
- Who?
622
00:30:24,548 --> 00:30:26,181
Your husband, the doctor.
623
00:30:26,216 --> 00:30:27,599
That's why you brought
this boy here?
624
00:30:27,634 --> 00:30:28,884
Yeah, yeah.
I thought he could help.
625
00:30:28,886 --> 00:30:30,969
He's a doctor of theology,
not medicine.
626
00:30:31,021 --> 00:30:31,970
Fuck!
627
00:30:32,022 --> 00:30:33,188
Well, what were you
doing in there?
628
00:30:33,223 --> 00:30:34,556
I called 911.
629
00:30:34,608 --> 00:30:36,391
Hang tight, honey, okay?
They're sending an ambulance.
630
00:30:36,393 --> 00:30:38,610
Come here, come here,
come here, come here.
631
00:30:38,645 --> 00:30:41,479
- Why did you do that?
- What did you expect me to do?
632
00:30:41,532 --> 00:30:43,365
He's on drugs, okay?
633
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,649
He could get
kicked out of school,
634
00:30:44,701 --> 00:30:46,201
and my friend
who sold him the drugs,
635
00:30:46,236 --> 00:30:47,652
he's staying illegally
in the dorms.
636
00:30:47,704 --> 00:30:48,954
He could go to jail, all right?
637
00:30:48,989 --> 00:30:50,822
- He's got three kids.
- This boy is suffering.
638
00:30:50,874 --> 00:30:52,290
He needs help,
regardless of the consequences.
639
00:30:52,326 --> 00:30:54,326
No, no, no.
I gotta cover their asses.
640
00:30:54,378 --> 00:30:57,245
Why?
641
00:30:57,247 --> 00:31:00,215
- South Side rules.
- You know what?
642
00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:02,467
Drop the whole "noble thug"
shtick.
643
00:31:02,502 --> 00:31:04,469
You're covering your own ass
and you know it.
644
00:31:04,504 --> 00:31:06,671
You-- you have a choice
right now.
645
00:31:06,723 --> 00:31:09,641
To recognize that you are a
promising young college student,
646
00:31:09,676 --> 00:31:11,927
not some ghetto outlaw.
647
00:31:11,929 --> 00:31:13,762
You stop behaving like
the world is out to get you
648
00:31:13,764 --> 00:31:16,681
when it is so clearly
dropping gifts at your feet.
649
00:31:16,733 --> 00:31:18,683
Or you keep doing what
you're doing
650
00:31:18,735 --> 00:31:20,151
and you end up in a cell
somewhere angry
651
00:31:20,187 --> 00:31:22,988
and out of options.
652
00:31:23,023 --> 00:31:24,823
No one at the K-Mart
knows about my baloney.
653
00:31:24,858 --> 00:31:26,992
You know what?
Go back to your dorm.
654
00:31:27,027 --> 00:31:28,493
If the paramedics ask
any questions,
655
00:31:28,528 --> 00:31:30,245
I'll say I walked out
and he was just here.
656
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,613
Just help me move him.
657
00:31:31,615 --> 00:31:33,999
- Are you sure?
- Come on.
658
00:31:34,034 --> 00:31:35,784
Okay, you have any
neck or back pain?
659
00:31:35,786 --> 00:31:37,335
- Come on, Joaquin.
- All right, give me your hand.
660
00:31:37,371 --> 00:31:38,670
- Come on.
- Okay, come on.
661
00:31:38,705 --> 00:31:40,005
♪ one two three four ♪
662
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,506
♪ take me to your leader ♪
663
00:31:45,178 --> 00:31:46,711
♪ five six seven eight ♪
664
00:31:46,763 --> 00:31:49,798
♪ who the fuck's
running state? ♪
665
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,633
They're gonna
feel weird at first.
666
00:31:51,635 --> 00:31:53,551
You're not gonna be able
to tie your shoes,
667
00:31:53,604 --> 00:31:56,054
put on jewelry,
type on the computer,
668
00:31:56,106 --> 00:31:57,389
but you'll get used to it.
669
00:31:57,441 --> 00:31:59,724
Coins are the worst.
670
00:31:59,776 --> 00:32:04,145
Try it.
671
00:32:04,147 --> 00:32:07,032
Damn, Derek,
your girl is quick.
672
00:32:07,067 --> 00:32:08,617
She's a straight-A student
too.
673
00:32:08,652 --> 00:32:09,985
Is that right?
674
00:32:09,987 --> 00:32:12,404
- I like school.
- Me too.
675
00:32:12,456 --> 00:32:14,122
Well, I used to anyways.
676
00:32:14,157 --> 00:32:17,075
I had to drop out
'cause of Miles.
677
00:32:17,127 --> 00:32:19,377
Ever wish you could go back?
678
00:32:19,413 --> 00:32:21,046
Nah.
679
00:32:21,081 --> 00:32:23,415
That little munchkin is
the light of my life.
680
00:32:23,467 --> 00:32:26,051
And this family.
When Jake went into the army,
681
00:32:26,086 --> 00:32:28,003
they took me in
and loved me like their own.
682
00:32:28,005 --> 00:32:29,554
But you're not Derek's sister?
683
00:32:29,589 --> 00:32:32,090
I call her that
'cause she's like a sister.
684
00:32:32,142 --> 00:32:34,009
But Jake's my actual bro.
685
00:32:34,011 --> 00:32:37,312
I don't get along
with my family.
686
00:32:37,347 --> 00:32:40,181
My dad's in prison.
My mom's a drunk.
687
00:32:40,183 --> 00:32:43,601
I wanted so bad to belong
to something warm and whole,
688
00:32:43,654 --> 00:32:45,320
like these guys.
689
00:32:45,355 --> 00:32:49,324
Nine months later, bam.
I was in.
690
00:32:49,359 --> 00:32:50,909
So you chose your own family.
691
00:32:50,944 --> 00:32:53,028
Kind of.
692
00:32:53,030 --> 00:32:55,363
Though I like to think
that Miles chose all of us.
693
00:33:01,371 --> 00:33:04,039
Hey, give me the bag.
694
00:33:18,221 --> 00:33:21,606
Jesus, haven't been here
since that time we banged.
695
00:33:21,641 --> 00:33:23,358
Let's do some pull-ups.
696
00:33:23,393 --> 00:33:25,110
Your hand, man.
697
00:33:28,148 --> 00:33:31,449
♪ tender we fall ♪
698
00:33:36,206 --> 00:33:38,707
♪ fight in water ♪
699
00:33:38,742 --> 00:33:40,458
I'm out of shape.
700
00:33:40,494 --> 00:33:44,662
♪ want it, want it ♪
701
00:33:44,715 --> 00:33:45,663
♪ basic instinct ♪
702
00:33:45,716 --> 00:33:46,831
- Shotgun.
- No, no.
703
00:33:46,883 --> 00:33:48,633
Look, you're not supposed
to drink on lithium.
704
00:33:48,668 --> 00:33:50,251
It makes your blood
fucking toxic,
705
00:33:50,253 --> 00:33:51,803
and it gets you hammered
in like two seconds flat.
706
00:33:51,838 --> 00:33:53,505
You can't--
Ow!
707
00:33:53,557 --> 00:33:55,140
What the fuck, Ian?
708
00:33:55,175 --> 00:33:57,258
I'm sick of your whiny,
pussy crap.
709
00:33:57,260 --> 00:33:59,477
I don't need
a fucking caretaker, all right?
710
00:33:59,513 --> 00:34:01,096
I need the shit-talking
bitch-slapping
711
00:34:01,098 --> 00:34:03,098
piece of South Side trash
I fell for.
712
00:34:03,150 --> 00:34:04,232
Where is he?
713
00:34:04,267 --> 00:34:05,600
- The fuck is he, Mickey?
- Fuck you.
714
00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:07,435
Fuck me for giving a shit,
you prick.
715
00:34:07,437 --> 00:34:08,820
Give all the shits you want,
716
00:34:08,855 --> 00:34:11,156
but the next time my dick
is limp from all the meds,
717
00:34:11,191 --> 00:34:13,658
don't go all, "Oh, it's okay,
wah wah."
718
00:34:13,693 --> 00:34:15,326
Just suck it harder,
you faggot.
719
00:34:15,362 --> 00:34:16,611
Fuck you!
720
00:34:16,613 --> 00:34:21,449
♪ I'm tired, I don't want ♪
721
00:34:21,501 --> 00:34:25,420
♪ I'm tired, I don't want it ♪
722
00:34:25,455 --> 00:34:29,507
♪ I'm tired, I don't want it ♪
723
00:34:29,543 --> 00:34:33,628
♪ I'm tired, I don't want it ♪
724
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,214
You fucking dick!
725
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,655
♪ coming up for air ♪
726
00:35:00,707 --> 00:35:04,742
♪ coming up for air air ♪
727
00:35:04,795 --> 00:35:08,880
♪ coming up for air ♪
728
00:35:08,915 --> 00:35:12,217
♪ coming up for air air ♪
729
00:35:13,553 --> 00:35:16,721
♪ coming up for air ♪
730
00:35:18,175 --> 00:35:20,842
♪ coming up for air air ♪
731
00:35:20,894 --> 00:35:22,343
♪ coming up for air ♪
732
00:35:22,395 --> 00:35:25,346
That was the first time
I've felt anything since, uh...
733
00:35:25,398 --> 00:35:28,316
♪ coming up for air air ♪
734
00:35:28,351 --> 00:35:30,685
You look like
a fucking wet rat.
735
00:35:30,737 --> 00:35:33,321
♪ coming up for ♪
736
00:35:33,356 --> 00:35:37,075
♪ coming up for air air air ♪
737
00:35:40,363 --> 00:35:44,249
♪ air air air air air ♪
738
00:35:51,007 --> 00:35:52,173
Here we go.
739
00:35:52,209 --> 00:35:53,708
I'm gonna throw it
in the trunk.
740
00:35:53,710 --> 00:35:56,377
Fiona, right?
Hey.
741
00:35:56,379 --> 00:35:58,179
You are so great
to help Sean through this.
742
00:35:58,215 --> 00:35:59,881
Of course.
We're-- we're buddies.
743
00:35:59,933 --> 00:36:02,100
I really hate doing this
to them, but I need the job.
744
00:36:02,135 --> 00:36:04,969
It's got benefits
and paid vacations.
745
00:36:05,021 --> 00:36:07,188
Okay, punk.
Say good-bye to daddy.
746
00:36:07,224 --> 00:36:09,023
I love you.
747
00:36:09,059 --> 00:36:10,391
It's only like three months,
all right?
748
00:36:11,695 --> 00:36:13,561
Won't be too bad.
749
00:36:21,571 --> 00:36:23,905
Watch your fingers.
750
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,544
- Take good care of him, huh?
- Okay.
751
00:36:49,099 --> 00:36:50,732
Not the first place
I would have hit
752
00:36:50,767 --> 00:36:53,318
for a booze-free night.
753
00:36:53,353 --> 00:36:54,852
Why not?
754
00:36:54,905 --> 00:36:59,274
Great jukebox, surly bartenders,
cork dartboard.
755
00:36:59,326 --> 00:37:00,992
It's nirvana.
Drink your coke.
756
00:37:03,947 --> 00:37:06,114
How you doing?
757
00:37:06,116 --> 00:37:08,199
- You keep asking me that.
- You keep not answering.
758
00:37:08,251 --> 00:37:11,169
I've said I'm fine.
A lot.
759
00:37:11,204 --> 00:37:13,288
- I don't believe you.
- You don't have to believe me.
760
00:37:13,290 --> 00:37:14,622
It's not your job.
761
00:37:14,624 --> 00:37:16,291
It doesn't have to be my job.
762
00:37:16,293 --> 00:37:18,710
You make it your job, though.
763
00:37:18,762 --> 00:37:20,511
It's what you do.
764
00:37:20,547 --> 00:37:22,013
You mean with my family?
765
00:37:22,048 --> 00:37:23,431
Yeah, with everyone.
Your family,
766
00:37:23,466 --> 00:37:27,218
Jackie, your husband
kinda-not-really or whatever.
767
00:37:27,270 --> 00:37:28,386
'Cause I give a shit.
768
00:37:28,438 --> 00:37:30,438
'Cause when you focus on
769
00:37:30,473 --> 00:37:33,558
other people's problems it's
a lot easier to ignore your own.
770
00:37:33,610 --> 00:37:35,727
What's that supposed to mean?
771
00:37:35,779 --> 00:37:39,731
Nothing.
Just-- just some NA bullshit.
772
00:37:39,783 --> 00:37:42,116
I'm here because I like you,
asshole.
773
00:37:42,152 --> 00:37:44,402
You know, it's as if
no one's ever said "No" to you,
774
00:37:44,454 --> 00:37:45,703
and you can't stand it.
775
00:37:45,739 --> 00:37:48,706
Now, you wait until
your target's vulnerable,
776
00:37:48,742 --> 00:37:50,708
- then you pounce.
- What are you talking about?
777
00:37:50,744 --> 00:37:52,076
Tell me what
you're here for, Fiona.
778
00:37:52,128 --> 00:37:53,544
- I just did.
- Right.
779
00:37:53,580 --> 00:37:55,163
You're worried.
780
00:37:55,165 --> 00:37:56,464
It has nothing to do
with the fact
781
00:37:56,499 --> 00:37:57,966
that I wouldn't fuck you
months ago?
782
00:37:58,001 --> 00:37:59,917
Okay, if you're in
a shitty place
783
00:37:59,970 --> 00:38:02,170
and you feel like
you gotta lash out, I get that,
784
00:38:02,172 --> 00:38:04,722
but I am not the enemy here,
so back the fuck off.
785
00:38:04,758 --> 00:38:06,257
You heard the lady.
786
00:38:06,309 --> 00:38:07,892
She don't want
to go home with you.
787
00:38:07,927 --> 00:38:09,560
Mind your business, dumbass.
788
00:38:09,596 --> 00:38:11,929
You just call me a dumbass?
789
00:38:11,982 --> 00:38:14,649
Bartender, can you serve
this melonhead some IQ points?
790
00:38:14,684 --> 00:38:15,900
- Sean.
- What?
791
00:38:15,935 --> 00:38:17,902
You got a real mouth
on you, pal.
792
00:38:17,937 --> 00:38:20,605
Yeah, most humans
with a face do.
793
00:38:20,657 --> 00:38:22,774
Why don't you go on back
and keep banging your buddy?
794
00:38:22,826 --> 00:38:24,609
I'm busy.
795
00:38:24,661 --> 00:38:26,611
Oh! Shit.
Okay.
796
00:38:26,663 --> 00:38:28,363
Okay. Hey.
797
00:38:28,365 --> 00:38:29,947
Hey!
798
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,499
- God!
- Fuck. Stop.
799
00:38:31,534 --> 00:38:33,084
Stop.
Stop.
800
00:38:33,119 --> 00:38:34,335
Stop.
Come on.
801
00:38:34,371 --> 00:38:35,536
Hey, stop.
Stop it!
802
00:38:35,538 --> 00:38:38,006
Hey.
Stop. Stop.
803
00:38:38,041 --> 00:38:41,342
Stop.
804
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,214
You okay?
805
00:38:46,216 --> 00:38:48,016
- Ow.
- This is funny?
806
00:38:48,051 --> 00:38:53,054
No.
Oh, fuck, he got me good.
807
00:38:53,056 --> 00:38:54,972
You wanted to get
your ass kicked?
808
00:38:55,025 --> 00:38:57,975
Yeah.
809
00:38:58,028 --> 00:39:01,863
Yeah. God.
Just get out of here.
810
00:39:03,316 --> 00:39:04,649
Fuck off, asshole.
Get out of here.
811
00:39:04,701 --> 00:39:06,401
Shit.
Fuck.
812
00:39:10,407 --> 00:39:12,990
Jesus Christ.
Took long enough.
813
00:39:13,043 --> 00:39:14,876
Are we good?
No cops?
814
00:39:14,911 --> 00:39:17,328
- No. No, not yet.
- Bullet dodged.
815
00:39:17,380 --> 00:39:20,882
Man, that shit
was fucking crazy.
816
00:39:20,917 --> 00:39:22,467
How's the Sun God?
817
00:39:22,502 --> 00:39:24,335
I don't know.
I'm gonna go check on him later.
818
00:39:27,006 --> 00:39:28,423
Hey, listen, man,
there's something--
819
00:39:28,425 --> 00:39:29,841
No, I know what
you're gonna say.
820
00:39:29,893 --> 00:39:32,810
And I got it,
from now on, clean bud only.
821
00:39:32,846 --> 00:39:34,429
I'm gonna do
quality control myself.
822
00:39:34,431 --> 00:39:37,098
Yeah, no, no.
It's just--
823
00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:39,734
You know, I got
my tuition covered now.
824
00:39:39,769 --> 00:39:41,152
- That's awesome.
- Yeah, yeah.
825
00:39:41,187 --> 00:39:44,272
So, you know, I-I don't really
need this extra income.
826
00:39:44,274 --> 00:39:46,991
So, what?
I can keep your cut?
827
00:39:47,026 --> 00:39:49,160
Fucking awesome, man.
You know, it's so cool of you
828
00:39:49,195 --> 00:39:50,411
to let me crash here
when you ain't
829
00:39:50,447 --> 00:39:51,662
getting nothing out of it.
830
00:39:51,698 --> 00:39:52,780
That's-- that's actually
831
00:39:52,832 --> 00:39:56,451
what I wanted to talk
to you about.
832
00:39:56,453 --> 00:40:01,289
Oh, shit, what?
You're kicking me out?
833
00:40:01,291 --> 00:40:02,874
Kinda.
834
00:40:02,926 --> 00:40:04,342
For good?
835
00:40:04,377 --> 00:40:05,543
Kinda.
836
00:40:05,595 --> 00:40:07,295
Come on, man.
It was a minor mistake, okay?
837
00:40:07,297 --> 00:40:08,796
- It won't happen again.
- I know, I know.
838
00:40:08,848 --> 00:40:10,014
And I'm-- I'm sorry.
839
00:40:10,049 --> 00:40:12,016
Dude, you asked me to come
out here and sell drugs.
840
00:40:12,051 --> 00:40:13,434
- I was doing my job.
- Look, this place
841
00:40:13,470 --> 00:40:15,019
is actually starting
to mean something to me.
842
00:40:15,054 --> 00:40:16,187
- Good!
- Okay, and I--
843
00:40:16,222 --> 00:40:17,522
I don't want to screw that up.
844
00:40:17,557 --> 00:40:19,273
Well, can I just
crash here and not sell weed?
845
00:40:19,309 --> 00:40:21,025
What are you gonna do?
You just gonna keep boning coeds
846
00:40:21,060 --> 00:40:22,477
until, you know,
somebody reports us?
847
00:40:22,479 --> 00:40:24,645
I don't have to bone anyone.
848
00:40:24,647 --> 00:40:26,531
But, you know,
people like me here.
849
00:40:26,566 --> 00:40:28,032
I can be everybody's big bro.
850
00:40:28,067 --> 00:40:30,401
They can come to me
for real world advice.
851
00:40:30,453 --> 00:40:33,037
Like, uh, gangster shit.
852
00:40:33,072 --> 00:40:36,991
Crabs.
853
00:40:36,993 --> 00:40:40,378
- I got nowhere else to go.
- Go home.
854
00:40:40,413 --> 00:40:42,580
You can hang with your kids.
You can make up with your wife.
855
00:40:42,632 --> 00:40:44,165
It's time.
856
00:40:47,303 --> 00:40:48,503
I do.
857
00:40:48,505 --> 00:40:50,004
I don't know how you can be
so selfish.
858
00:40:50,006 --> 00:40:51,589
Elizabeth, don't.
Just don't leave.
859
00:40:51,641 --> 00:40:52,590
You're not gonna.
860
00:40:52,642 --> 00:40:54,892
- So selfish.
- Oh, come on.
861
00:40:54,928 --> 00:40:55,893
How can you say I'm--
862
00:40:56,930 --> 00:41:00,264
Call me, okay?
863
00:41:00,316 --> 00:41:04,068
What'd you do to her?
864
00:41:13,530 --> 00:41:15,913
I told her I wasn't
interested in chemo...
865
00:41:15,949 --> 00:41:17,615
over and over.
866
00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:19,367
And over.
867
00:41:24,624 --> 00:41:28,759
Oh, I've literally never been
this tired in my life.
868
00:41:28,795 --> 00:41:33,097
It's not body-tired.
It's like a psychic exhaustion.
869
00:41:33,132 --> 00:41:37,635
Like I'm carrying the weight
of this bloated irony.
870
00:41:37,687 --> 00:41:41,722
"Woman dedicates practice
to saving lives.
871
00:41:41,724 --> 00:41:43,858
Can't save her own."
872
00:41:43,893 --> 00:41:47,228
That is a cosmic fuck you.
873
00:41:47,230 --> 00:41:49,146
My family keeps telling me
to fight.
874
00:41:49,199 --> 00:41:51,065
Stay strong.
Be brave.
875
00:41:51,067 --> 00:41:53,117
It's all battle language.
876
00:41:53,152 --> 00:41:55,403
I've seen what chemo
does to a body.
877
00:41:55,405 --> 00:42:01,158
It's not a battle.
That's a lost cause.
878
00:42:01,211 --> 00:42:03,544
But truthfully, I am fighting.
879
00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:06,330
For my goddamn dignity.
880
00:42:06,382 --> 00:42:08,216
Why can't they see that?
881
00:42:11,588 --> 00:42:14,972
For whatever it's worth,
I think you're pretty brave.
882
00:42:15,008 --> 00:42:17,425
You don't know me.
883
00:42:17,427 --> 00:42:18,676
At all.
884
00:42:18,728 --> 00:42:20,511
I know.
885
00:42:20,563 --> 00:42:22,346
I have a shelf life.
886
00:42:22,398 --> 00:42:26,350
I am aware.
887
00:42:26,402 --> 00:42:29,937
Then why are you doing this?
888
00:42:29,939 --> 00:42:34,992
I'm not exactly sure.
889
00:42:35,028 --> 00:42:39,914
But I will never, ever
ask you to do chemo.
890
00:42:39,949 --> 00:42:42,333
Ugh!
Okay.
891
00:42:42,368 --> 00:42:44,168
What about
"Think healing thoughts"?
892
00:42:44,203 --> 00:42:45,586
Nope.
893
00:42:45,622 --> 00:42:48,039
Or say, "You can beat this"?
894
00:42:48,091 --> 00:42:49,090
Nope.
895
00:42:49,125 --> 00:42:50,508
Or tell me
how much you love me?
896
00:42:50,543 --> 00:42:53,261
No fucking way.
897
00:42:53,296 --> 00:42:55,796
Thank God.
898
00:43:02,555 --> 00:43:07,224
Let's go get tattoos.
899
00:43:07,277 --> 00:43:09,610
You sure your family doesn't
mind if we have sex up here?
900
00:43:09,646 --> 00:43:12,446
We could have sex on the kitchen
table while they eat.
901
00:43:12,482 --> 00:43:14,482
Nobody cares.
902
00:43:14,484 --> 00:43:15,533
That's crazy.
903
00:43:15,568 --> 00:43:17,401
Yeah. This is not
a normal family.
904
00:43:17,453 --> 00:43:20,705
Took me a while
to figure that out.
905
00:43:20,740 --> 00:43:22,323
I love yours.
906
00:43:22,325 --> 00:43:24,492
I love you, too, I think.
907
00:43:24,494 --> 00:43:26,627
Really?
908
00:43:26,663 --> 00:43:27,745
I think so.
909
00:43:27,797 --> 00:43:28,996
That's so sweet.
910
00:43:28,998 --> 00:43:30,464
You're the sweetest.
911
00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:35,136
Thanks.
912
00:43:36,306 --> 00:43:38,339
How am I gonna get dressed
every morning?
913
00:43:38,341 --> 00:43:40,474
You'll have to call me
to come over and help.
914
00:43:40,510 --> 00:43:43,177
- Every day?
- Sure, why not?
915
00:43:43,179 --> 00:43:45,179
What about now?
916
00:43:56,609 --> 00:43:58,609
You ready?
917
00:44:05,118 --> 00:44:06,367
We don't need that.
918
00:44:06,369 --> 00:44:09,036
I'm on the pill.
919
00:44:09,038 --> 00:44:11,372
Okay.
Cool.
920
00:44:17,213 --> 00:44:19,714
Well, the swelling's
going down.
921
00:44:19,716 --> 00:44:22,433
You can just tell people
you got hit by a bus.
922
00:44:22,468 --> 00:44:24,218
Yeah.
Good thinking.
923
00:44:24,220 --> 00:44:25,803
Oh, easy.
924
00:44:25,855 --> 00:44:28,055
Yeah.
No, it's--
925
00:44:28,057 --> 00:44:30,274
Something about intense pain
926
00:44:30,309 --> 00:44:33,361
makes everything else
come into focus.
927
00:44:33,396 --> 00:44:36,981
I bet there's better ways
to get that.
928
00:44:37,033 --> 00:44:39,283
Drugs.
929
00:44:39,318 --> 00:44:42,319
I'm kidding.
930
00:44:42,372 --> 00:44:44,538
You're acting exactly like
I was acting
931
00:44:44,574 --> 00:44:46,240
when you called me
a chaos junkie
932
00:44:46,242 --> 00:44:49,794
and said you didn't want
to be with me.
933
00:44:49,829 --> 00:44:52,997
Well, I don't doubt it.
934
00:44:53,049 --> 00:44:54,965
Yeah, I appreciate
the patch up.
935
00:44:55,001 --> 00:44:56,801
Um, I'm good.
You can go now.
936
00:44:56,836 --> 00:44:58,586
No way.
937
00:44:58,588 --> 00:45:00,838
No, seriously.
Thanks for the company.
938
00:45:00,890 --> 00:45:03,808
You're great, but you--
you can't baby-sit me forever.
939
00:45:03,843 --> 00:45:05,426
I wasn't planning on forever.
940
00:45:05,428 --> 00:45:07,061
How long were you planning on?
941
00:45:07,096 --> 00:45:08,896
Until I feel like you're
not gonna head
942
00:45:08,931 --> 00:45:11,399
to Maypole and Kilpatrick
the second I leave.
943
00:45:11,434 --> 00:45:15,603
Okay. What if you never
feel like that?
944
00:45:15,605 --> 00:45:17,488
I'm not gonna leave
until I know you're okay.
945
00:45:17,523 --> 00:45:18,739
I'm sorry.
946
00:45:18,775 --> 00:45:23,110
Fiona, I'm not-- not okay.
947
00:45:23,112 --> 00:45:28,082
I'm never gonna be okay.
948
00:45:28,117 --> 00:45:30,284
It's a sickness.
949
00:45:30,286 --> 00:45:34,004
It's permanent.
950
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,090
Nod-- nod if you understand.
951
00:45:42,265 --> 00:45:43,347
Thank you.
952
00:46:07,039 --> 00:46:08,656
Go home.
953
00:46:21,170 --> 00:46:23,420
♪ through my window ♪
954
00:46:23,473 --> 00:46:25,756
♪ cold wind blowing ♪
955
00:46:25,808 --> 00:46:27,925
♪ I can't take this ♪
956
00:46:27,977 --> 00:46:30,895
♪ I can't take no more ♪
957
00:46:38,521 --> 00:46:40,821
♪ cars they race by ♪
958
00:46:40,857 --> 00:46:43,073
♪ burning headlights ♪
959
00:46:43,109 --> 00:46:48,112
♪ in the mirror,
I watch myself cry ♪
960
00:46:51,033 --> 00:46:55,953
♪ oh ooh ♪
961
00:46:56,005 --> 00:47:00,457
♪ but play me a simple song ♪
962
00:47:00,510 --> 00:47:04,261
♪ so I can sing along ♪
963
00:47:04,297 --> 00:47:08,883
♪ and cherry blossoms
in spring ♪
964
00:47:08,935 --> 00:47:13,304
♪ and they mean everything ♪
965
00:47:13,356 --> 00:47:16,690
♪ hey hey hey hey ♪
966
00:47:16,726 --> 00:47:21,195
♪ take me home ♪
967
00:47:21,230 --> 00:47:25,032
♪ take me home ♪
968
00:47:33,075 --> 00:47:34,708
Hey.
969
00:47:34,744 --> 00:47:37,127
Hey, man.
970
00:47:37,163 --> 00:47:39,079
How you feeling?
971
00:47:39,131 --> 00:47:41,749
I'm doped up
on a bunch of stuff.
972
00:47:41,801 --> 00:47:43,834
Yeah, it-- it could be worse.
973
00:47:43,886 --> 00:47:45,169
Hey, man.
974
00:47:45,221 --> 00:47:47,254
The guy they brought in
before me?
975
00:47:47,256 --> 00:47:49,840
He had his dick chopped off
by his wife in his sleep.
976
00:47:49,892 --> 00:47:51,175
Shit.
977
00:47:51,227 --> 00:47:53,010
So I'd say
I'm doing pretty well.
978
00:47:53,062 --> 00:47:54,428
Comparatively speaking.
979
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,480
Yeah.
980
00:47:56,515 --> 00:47:57,598
How bad's the leg?
981
00:47:57,650 --> 00:47:59,433
It's a clean break.
982
00:47:59,435 --> 00:48:02,436
Doctor said it will heal
in ten weeks.
983
00:48:02,488 --> 00:48:04,521
You know, my mom's coming in
from Texas.
984
00:48:04,574 --> 00:48:06,106
Oh, yeah?
Is she-- she freaking out?
985
00:48:06,108 --> 00:48:07,441
Nah.
986
00:48:07,443 --> 00:48:09,276
Broke my other leg
when I was 15.
987
00:48:09,328 --> 00:48:12,947
She's been through it before.
988
00:48:12,999 --> 00:48:15,783
Hey, listen, man, did anybody
come and ask you anything?
989
00:48:15,835 --> 00:48:19,453
Well, the cops came by.
990
00:48:19,455 --> 00:48:21,121
They wanted to know
where I got the drugs.
991
00:48:21,173 --> 00:48:22,206
Right.
992
00:48:22,258 --> 00:48:26,176
I told them your buddy
sold them to me.
993
00:48:26,212 --> 00:48:28,295
- You did?
- Yeah.
994
00:48:28,297 --> 00:48:30,965
What was I supposed to do?
I don't want to go to jail.
995
00:48:30,967 --> 00:48:35,686
You know, they said
he could get 40 to life.
996
00:48:35,721 --> 00:48:37,304
Also, they're arresting
his babies
997
00:48:37,306 --> 00:48:39,139
for not shutting the fuck up.
998
00:48:42,945 --> 00:48:45,279
Fuck you.
999
00:48:45,314 --> 00:48:46,397
You should have seen your face.
1000
00:48:46,449 --> 00:48:47,982
No, you got me.
1001
00:48:48,034 --> 00:48:49,867
Cops here gotta deal
with dickless chumps
1002
00:48:49,902 --> 00:48:51,785
and gunshot wounds.
1003
00:48:51,821 --> 00:48:54,405
They don't care about some
college idiot who got stoned
1004
00:48:54,457 --> 00:48:55,990
and fell out of a window.
1005
00:48:56,042 --> 00:48:59,660
Right, right, right.
1006
00:48:59,662 --> 00:49:01,662
Thank you.
1007
00:49:01,714 --> 00:49:02,913
For what?
1008
00:49:02,965 --> 00:49:06,500
Well, you know,
for not ratting us out.
1009
00:49:06,502 --> 00:49:08,752
It's all good.
1010
00:49:08,804 --> 00:49:12,056
Hey, where I come from,
we got each other's backs.
1011
00:49:17,229 --> 00:49:18,729
♪ we are young ♪
1012
00:49:18,764 --> 00:49:20,230
Yeah!
1013
00:49:20,266 --> 00:49:21,765
♪ heartache to heartache ♪
1014
00:49:21,817 --> 00:49:23,350
♪ we stand ♪
1015
00:49:23,352 --> 00:49:24,735
Stand!
1016
00:49:24,770 --> 00:49:27,604
♪ no promises no demands ♪
1017
00:49:27,657 --> 00:49:28,856
Yeah!
1018
00:49:28,908 --> 00:49:32,326
♪ 'cause love
is a battlefield ♪
1019
00:49:32,361 --> 00:49:34,028
You got fucking trashed
off one beer, bitch.
1020
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:35,362
Yeah, I know.
1021
00:49:35,364 --> 00:49:39,083
Finally something good
about this fucking disease.
1022
00:49:39,118 --> 00:49:40,417
Holy shit, I just
realized something.
1023
00:49:40,453 --> 00:49:42,419
What's up?
1024
00:49:42,455 --> 00:49:44,171
We've never actually
been on a real date.
1025
00:49:44,206 --> 00:49:45,539
- Bullshit.
- No, I'm serious.
1026
00:49:45,591 --> 00:49:47,341
Like, like, a date
where you sit down
1027
00:49:47,376 --> 00:49:48,709
and you go to a nice restaurant
1028
00:49:48,711 --> 00:49:50,127
and you put on a nice shirt,
and you, like,
1029
00:49:50,179 --> 00:49:51,595
eat with utensils.
1030
00:49:51,630 --> 00:49:53,380
- You want to do that?
- Yeah. Why not?
1031
00:49:53,432 --> 00:49:54,715
Like at Sizzler's?
1032
00:49:54,767 --> 00:49:57,101
- Sure.
- You mean now?
1033
00:49:57,136 --> 00:50:00,054
Now before I sober up
and get all fucking weird again.
1034
00:50:00,106 --> 00:50:01,472
- Come on.
- All right.
1035
00:50:01,524 --> 00:50:03,557
Can I borrow a fucking shirt,
then, please?
1036
00:50:03,609 --> 00:50:04,975
Yeah, you can borrow a shirt.
1037
00:50:05,027 --> 00:50:06,276
Good.
1038
00:50:06,312 --> 00:50:08,729
♪ 'cause love
is a battlefield ♪
1039
00:50:08,731 --> 00:50:11,982
♪ whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa ♪
1040
00:50:14,737 --> 00:50:16,737
- Hi, Ian.
- Hey.
1041
00:50:16,739 --> 00:50:18,572
- We're going on a date.
- Fuck, yes, we are.
1042
00:50:18,624 --> 00:50:19,740
I'm gonna get a steak so rare,
1043
00:50:19,742 --> 00:50:20,991
it's gonna scream
when I bite it.
1044
00:50:21,043 --> 00:50:22,159
Like...
1045
00:50:22,211 --> 00:50:25,829
Listen, listen, Ian,
I want you to know
1046
00:50:25,881 --> 00:50:28,749
you are a really good kid
with a big heart.
1047
00:50:28,751 --> 00:50:30,300
You have some hard times
ahead of you,
1048
00:50:30,336 --> 00:50:34,254
but you're gonna do great.
1049
00:50:34,306 --> 00:50:35,339
Okay.
1050
00:50:35,391 --> 00:50:38,926
Gentlemen, this is
Ian Gallagher.
1051
00:50:41,430 --> 00:50:44,681
I think they're ready
to take him to jail now.
1052
00:50:44,734 --> 00:50:47,184
Why, Sammi?
1053
00:50:51,407 --> 00:50:54,024
Get the fuck--
get the fuck off him.
1054
00:50:56,245 --> 00:50:57,945
Get off me, you son of a bitch!
1055
00:50:57,947 --> 00:51:01,281
Fuck.
1056
00:51:01,333 --> 00:51:02,666
Don't move.
1057
00:51:03,919 --> 00:51:05,919
- Behind your back!
- Aah!
1058
00:51:07,123 --> 00:51:09,206
- You good?
- Yeah.
1059
00:51:16,182 --> 00:51:17,181
Don't move.
1060
00:51:18,851 --> 00:51:21,518
You bitch!
1061
00:51:21,554 --> 00:51:24,688
Fuck!
1062
00:51:24,723 --> 00:51:26,473
You can't just drag
him out of his fucking house!
1063
00:51:26,475 --> 00:51:27,858
- What the fuck is going on?
- He's sick, for fuck's sake!
1064
00:51:27,893 --> 00:51:29,109
- Fuck!
- Look! Look!
1065
00:51:29,145 --> 00:51:31,028
- Where are you taking him?
- Whoa, hey, hey!
1066
00:51:31,063 --> 00:51:32,279
- Just fucking-- Look!
- Ian!
1067
00:51:32,314 --> 00:51:33,647
Tell me where the fuck
you're taking him!
1068
00:51:33,649 --> 00:51:34,815
- He didn't do anything!
- Ian!
1069
00:51:43,159 --> 00:51:46,577
It's a shame when someone
you love gets taken away,
1070
00:51:46,629 --> 00:51:48,879
isn't it?
1071
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:05,623
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