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What?

I'm looking at it right now. Thank you.

The mystery of the naked man.

Interesting.

Okay, let's see what it reads here. What's this complaint about?

He has always been spotted nude with a ski mask on after midnight entering

locked bedroom door.

For a few moments, he leans closer to the bed and just watches him sleep.

Then he starts stroking his cock.

What? He starts stroking and wanking on his dick watching someone sleep?

What a fucking pervert.

Wait, there's more here.

Once awakened, he asks him to suck his cock.

And what?

This?

Sister Lulu sucked his dick?

Plus recorded it?

And on his voice and on her phone and a snapshot of his dick? Oh my God.

Oh my.

Well, that is very helpful.

I guess I should have a talk with Sister Lulu on this.

And then he disappears into the night without...

Consensual sex and without a trace.

Well, except for this mask.

Hmm.

And then it goes on to say complaint.

What are they complaining about?

About being woke up or not getting laid?

be one of them older men, though. They're the only ones that has the keys.

Well, after talking with Sister Lulu, she was quite descriptive of

how he looked, how nice and big and hard his cock

was, and how it tasted.

come into my room.

Hmm.

Well, I check out all the altar men except one.

That's it.

I should have known, Mr. Todd.

I can remember looking at him when I was in the ladies' room one day.

Said he dropped his... contact on the ground, and it bounced all the way up to

the windowsill of the ladies' room.

Yeah, right.

He's such a perv.

Bingo. I got him now.

Send Mr.

Todd into my room, please.

Mr. Todd?

Hello, Sister Boniface. Is there something I can help you with?

Oh, cut this shit, Mr. Todd.

I'm sure you've heard about the boy you're running around in the sister's

hallway late at night.

Uh, yes, I have.

I bet you have.

You don't, you don't, you don't...

Yes,

I do. And I've got proof.

Look at the hair in this mask, Mr. Todd.

But I don't have any hair.

Exactly. Don't you think it's odd, Mr.

Todd? No hair in the mask.

And besides that, look at this picture that Sister Lulu sent over.

I can explain.

I bet you can.

What is it about nuns, Mr. Todd, that turns you on? Is it the authority?

Mr. Todd?

Do you think I'm sexy?

Um, I find you very attractive, Sister Boniface.

Back to the evidence.

Get an edge, Mr. Tom.

And get that cock out.

What?

You heard me.

I want to compare it to that picture.

Get it out.

And get it hard.

was right.

Perfect!

Thank you.

Like all those nuns sucking your dick.

Yeah? Yeah.

Do they suck them like I do?

No, they suck it like you, sister, on the face. Oh.

She's right, too.

Tastes really good.

I can't wait to taste the rest of them.

I have more evidence too.

Listen to this.

I love watching nuns sleep.

Now you say it.

Oh,

suck my cock.

Yeah, sexy little nuns.

Perfect. Exactly like that. Bingo.

Now say it like you mean it.

Oh, suck my cock. Please suck my cock.

Sexy nose.

Say it again.

Please, sister, love me. Please suck my cock.

Why?

Do you think I'll get in trouble not having my hairpiece on?

I won't tell if you won't.

That's nice.

Cocky got there, Mr. Todd.

Oh, you suck. It's so good. Oh,

God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

It's getting so big.

Oh, yeah.

Chug it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, swallow it, swallow it. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Not only does your cock taste good, it feels good.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, pork.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Take it.

Oh, yeah.

Take my virginity. Oh, yes.

Oh, the other guns.

Oh, my God, I suck, Mr. Todd's cock.

Fuck it.

Stop, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I know a dick when I say it, Mr. Tom.

And that's a nice dick.

Oh.

Yeah.

Look at that fucking big fat head.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh. Oh, the way he goes so deep inside of me. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

The head just.

Splattering my nose from all angles.

I'm so happy, too.

You should have hit my green purse, Mr. Todd.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you don't know what you're missing, do you?

Fucking ball.

With my ass.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh. Oh, yeah.

It's a system.

Mr. Todd.

You gonna make it come?

You gonna come all over them titties?

Oh, come all over them titties.

Oh, fuck yeah.

lucky or not.

Mr. Tom, I think I'll let you off on this one.

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