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Fucking day.

I have to leave.

I have to stay in the hotel.

Stay.

Fucking hurricane.

The flight was all fucked up.

What else can go wrong?

I better call my husband.

This is going to be a fun one.

Hey,

honey.

No, I'm not at the airport.

They had to take the plane somewhere else because of the hurricane.

I'm stuck here in a fucking hotel.

Hey, it's not my fault. I mean, I don't control the weather.

Or the airlines.

I know it sucks.

Well, I guess I'll just keep you up to date on what's happening.

I don't know what else to tell you.

Hello?

Fuck.

Now we got disconnected. The internet's out.

Oh, shit.

Hello?

He's gonna be pissed.

What is that noise?

Hey, I got a weapon. Calm down. I'll shoot you. What are you doing in my

It's not your fucking room. The airline sent me up here. That's a curling iron.

What room is it?

318?

Yeah. Okay, so I have room 318. Why are you here?

No, no, no.

You're here. You're here to rob me. I'm going to call the front desk. Calm down.

What? Don't you fucking touch my purse either.

Calm down, lady. Relax.

Calm down.

I got to cover, buddy.

Get that curling iron out of here.

Yeah, well, I just checked in at front desk, and apparently there's already

somebody in my room.

My name is Terry McGillicuddy.

What the fuck? How do you know my name?

Oh, baby, I don't know your name.

My name's Terry McGillicuddy. No, I'm... I'm Terry McGillicuddy. You're trying

to spell my name now, aren't you? I'll show you my ID.

Hmm.

What the hell?

This is insane.

Yeah, it's insane, all right. How do you know the same thing?

I don't know, but I know one thing. This is my room.

I'm calling the front desk.

This is Terry McGill in room 318.

Yeah, there's something going on here. All right.

You've got to go downstairs and sleep with about 100 other people that got

stranded through this hurricane.

No, no, no, no.

There's a hurricane going on. They told me that I had room 318.

My name is Terry McGillicuddy. I'm here. No, but get out of here. Get out of

here. Go on right now. We're going to have to find a solution.

I'm not leaving.

Here. Here, take these pillows with you and get out of here.

I'm not leaving.

You have to leave because they said... Well, they just put the curling iron

down, but no, I'm not leaving. No, they said you had to go downstairs.

Yeah, they said Terry McGillicuddy, that's you, go downstairs.

No, no.

Okay. Come on, buddy. Goodbye.

I'm sure we can find a reasonable solution here.

Maybe I'll sleep on the floor, pay for the room, but I'm not going downstairs

with all those people. No, buddy.

You're out of here.

All right, I'll respect your wishes.

I'll go sleep with all those strangers downstairs.

But wouldn't it be nice if we had a young man to stay with you during this

hurricane?

Well, I have to admit, I do get afraid of the storm, but you're sleeping out

here. I sleep on the floor. I'm sleeping in the bedroom where I can lock my

door. Okay.

Reasonable.

Well, go on and take your suitcase over there.

Don't try no funny stuff either. I mean it.

We'll be okay.

Oh.

That storm's gonna come right through the windows.

Oh.

I can't believe I'm not home. I've been stuck in a hotel with a stranger in a

hurricane. What the fuck?

No. I hate storms. I'm really terrified of storms.

I got here with you for a little while.

Thank you.

Appreciate it.

The storm has calmed down a lot.

Yeah. That was one heck of a storm.

Thanks for letting me come in here, by the way. I really appreciate it.

You're welcome.

Oh, I can't believe here I was in

Chicago, just about home to Missouri, and then all of a sudden here and now

in a fucking hurricane in North Carolina.

Can you believe it?

No.

All insanity.

I thought before when I got in the room that I was entering some type of demonic

hair salon when you're trying to threaten me with a weapon.

Yeah, you should have seen your face when I did that.

I'm sorry, but, I mean, what do you think? I'm here, I'm stranded in a hotel

room and some strange man's entering my room, you know?

Never know about things that...

These days, you know?

Yeah, I mean, I found it kind of sexy when you were that angry.

You did?

Yeah.

Well, you know, I have to admit that you were pretty nice in the eye yourself.

Oh, really?

Yeah. I wouldn't have thought that when you were trying to flash me with that

weapon.

You don't mind, do you?

No.

I mean, being stranded with something, right?

That's right.

Wow.

Yeah.

Nice, huh?

It's really good.

Got a nice head on that dick.

Maybe I'll just get down here. Bye now.

Must be tasting good in there.

Does it taste good?

Ah,

it feels good.

Traveling sometimes has its disadvantages, but then this is

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I feel your pussy gripping my cup.

He knows where to go.

This isn't your first ride, is it?

No.

Maybe with me.

It is definitely.

I'm getting too excited.

Oh, fuck.

What can I say?

You like that fucking pussy? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Take that fucking fuck.

Fuck yeah.

in a hotel room by yourself.

Ah! Find women like you.

Yeah? Is that your game?

Ah! Ah!

Yeah! Fuck yeah!

Fuck yeah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ooh! Ooh!

Mmm! Ah, yeah!

Have your fucking balls in my...

Fucking pussy.

Fucking out of town.

down, baby.

Oh, look at his head and he's dropping that dick in and out of that pussy.

Your pussy's so fucking wet. Yeah, so good?

Yeah, I'm gonna come deep inside you. You're gonna come deep inside me? I'm

gonna come deep inside your fucking pussy.

Oh, come, baby, come!

Oh, come!

Oh,

fuck! Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Don't pull him out yet.

Ooh, did you give me an ice cream pie?

Huh?

Ooh.

Oh.

Ooh, it's dripping down my pussy.

Fuck yeah.

This is my coffee.

I'll get right on that.

How about another hurricane party?

I can't predict the hurricane, but I'll bring the party.

Sounds good to me.