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Hey!

Okay, Sally.

Three, two, one. You're on.

Good morning.

I'm Sally D 'Angelo, live here on Channel 5.

This special report just came in.

It seems the police department still can't seem to get a handle on the

with the Alley Cat burglar.

She has robbed 15 homes in exclusive neighborhoods.

robbing over millions of dollars in items, mainly jewels.

They seem to have a lot of photos of her, but can't get a lead or a name.

They say she seems to want to strike right after a 911 call.

But then by the time the police and the news crew gets on the scene, she's

vanished, scattered like a cat.

So if any of you have seen her,

Please call me, Sally D 'Angelo, at 555 -5555

here on Channel 5.

We'll see you tomorrow morning, and don't forget your coffee.

And now for the weather.

Okay, good. Sally, on to the weather.

Yeah.

I'll take care of the problem, all right.

No worries.

Damn. That Allie Kaubergler sure is fine.

She could rob my house any day.

Alright, that's it. Put the fox in there.

Back up.

Look.

You know that's not my name, right?

Doesn't matter. It's what we all call you around here. Painted everyone's

up with this black, beautiful leather and sexy boots

and beautiful mask.

Hot, sexy mask.

You like my mask, don't you?

Wait a minute.

You might have a taser.

A taser?

I don't have anything.

Look, an empty bag.

Check me out.

Look.

There could be something under there or here or somewhere.

You know what? I'm calling the cops.

Oh, please don't call the cops. Please.

I'm just a girl trying to make a living. You know, I haven't even steal

anything. Maybe... one or two items the most?

What harm is that?

You're stealing from people. You're taking hard -earned stuff from people.

You think you just want to take stuff from me too?

But I didn't. So there's no need. Please put that down. Don't call the cops.

I mean, please.

I really, really just want to get out of here.

I'll never come back again. I promise I won't.

Are you sure?

I think I am.

Maybe it's a little far.

Maybe give me a chance?

Mmm. This is beautiful. Nice.

Tastes so good.

Are you going to be out of there today?

No. No.

I don't know. I've never been caught.

Well, mine's still in the bath, for sure.

I think we can work this out.

How do we want to arrange that?

Is this your bedroom?

It is.

Well, I have a few ideas.

I'll listen.

Maybe you could, uh, take a better look at these toys.

Yeah, make sure there's no taser.

Oh, there's none.

We might launch a burglar.

I don't know if this is a good idea.

It's a great idea.

Trust me. But you're a burglar.

Oh, I'm a nice burglar.

Oh, yes, I am.

Are you still?

Oh, I'd like to steal your comb.

Oh, what can I say?

I don't know.

Wow. I don't know.

Come on.

Let me show you. I can make you feel so good.

Oh.

Look at those nuts, Compton Balls.

Oh, fuck.

Scoot over this way.

That way.

Burglar.

I am, aren't I?

You have such a nice cock.

So big, so hard.

I don't know what you're doing to me, burglar, but don't stop.

I've never sold anything quite like this before.

Usually I just get it.

You're not going to get away with this.

Are you sure?

You're really sexy I guess if I was gonna get

caught by anybody Why

does

that turn you on

Huh? Tell me.

You don't have to tell me. I can see it in your eyes.

Who are you?

Alley Cat Burglar.

Well, I guess that's my name.

I hate working nights, but this is worth it. I just want to sleep. You

don't want to sleep, honey.

What are you, work nights or something?

I do.

Job sucks.

Usually nobody's home when I'm out.

I'm coming. I'm going to stop you.

I'm going to stop you.

You're not going to call the cops on me, are you?

No.

You're going to be nice to me just this one time.

I want it.

Cat outfit of yours.

Look at that nice, big, hard cock. Fuck.

Put that filbert up inside my little tights. Oh, pussy.

Yes. Oh.

Make me purr really good.

I'll make you purr.

You should take that outfit off.

You think I should get out of this outfit?

Stop being a criminal for once. Just pleasure me.

Well, if you promise you're not going to report me.

I won't tell a soul.

You taste so good.

I bet you feel even better inside.

There's only one way to find out, burglar.

Oh, God.

Oh, look at you.

So nice and eager.

Probably feels a lot better without those gloves on, don't it? So much

Wow, you're beautiful.

Those eyes.

Thank you.

By the way... What's your name?

Ron. Just Ron.

Well, just run.

I still like what I see.

I want more.

That's yours.

I've got to pull these out.

Beautiful lips.

Oh, they feel so great.

Oh, fuck.

You want to fuck me just right?

I just want to fuck you.

Oh.

I told

you

I'm a good kitty.

Fuck.

He watches me.

Wraps around me.

Smell him a dirty

burglar.

I'm one nasty cat.

Do you like it just right?

I like it very much. Yeah? You like it?

Nice balls on my ass.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I'm not a criminal.

I'm just a hungry girl.

Yes, I am.

If you don't leave first.

I see that going in and out.

You want to see that ass too?

I want to see that ass. Yeah.

I want to see that ass.

You're making a mess on me.

Yeah.

Messy girl.

Look at that.

Messy girl.

Yeah.

You can rip it a little bit.

Yeah, get to that ass.

Yeah, smack that ass.

I'm a bad -

Oh, God.

Oh,

you're hitting places I've never felt before.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Take it. Uh -huh. Yeah.

I feel so fucking good.

You fucking dick.

Just run.

Oh, yeah, give me that nice black dick of yours. Oh, it's so fucking fine.

Uh -huh. Yeah, I love it. Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

you can eat some pussy.

Is there anything you can't do? Huh?

Besides call the police on me, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Tell me if I can stick that tongue down in.

Get that pussy juice.

Yeah, you got it all worked up.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Give me a kiss. Let me taste that pussy.

Uh -huh.

Can you get up on your knees a little?

Yeah, like that.

I do taste good, don't I, huh?

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, look at them fucking balls. They need to release all this.

Oh, over me? In me? I don't know. Wherever he wants to go.

Oh, where's he gonna go?

Huh? Oh, yeah.

You gonna come on them titties? Is that what you said?

Oh, them big torpedoes of mine?

Uh -huh.

Oh!

Oh! Oh, yeah.

Oh, you ready to come?

fucking load oh shit oh shit wow

oh my god here let me taste that cock but come over here

Feeling tired?

Yes.

Oh, look at this.

I think I'm going to take a nap.

Tastes good.

You want to take a nap?

Yeah. Do you mind if I spend the night with you? Of course, honey.

You can stay as long as you want.

She's gone.

Fuck!

My $10 ,000 watch is gone. Fuck!

She's selling it like that lady from the news station.

Wow, this is a really nice Diamond Doll Rolex.

Mmm.

This is an expensive baby.

I should get a pretty penny out of this one.

Hello, Ron.

How'd you know it was me?

Call her ID, Ron.

Did you just rob my Rolex?

It's gone.

No, I don't think it was me.

Don't you have the, uh, serial number on that Rolex, Ron?

Don't you?

No, I don't write the serial number down.

Sounds to me like you have a real problem.

Well, I've got to go.

I have a show to do.

I just want to date... Hello?

Hello?

Fuck!

Three, two, one.

Action, Sally.

Good morning.

I'm Sally D 'Angelo, live here on Channel 5 again, bringing you the

news.

Well, it seems to me like this police department's having their problems.

They are really baffled on this one.

They have no idea about this alley cat.