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Our best guess, there's about 250, 275 people in there. It's hard to count.

We need to be prepared for like 300 people by the time we get there, right?

Our cargo container, 18 -wheeler, that thing only holds 160 people.

I'm talking about crammed in there tight, cheek to cheek, smashed face to

Women and children first.

Listen, whoever's not on with us, they just run, just off foot. That's it. If

they're not with us, they run.

We're dealing on the side. That's our exit route.

It runs east -west. It's about one mile from 905.

What's your dragon in that wagon?

Listen, I got HMAs.

I got mortars. I got tear gas. I got whatever you guys need, but I'm a little

unclear as to what the plan is. I need some direction. Don't be unclear.

I got a plan for us.

What is it? You're going to create a diversion?

I'm going to blow something up. No one should create a show, Pat.

Okay? This is an announcement on a motherfucking revolution.

Make it good. Make it bright.

Impressive. Team 2's entrance.

We got that?

Perfect,

perfect, perfect.

Big truck coming up in Rico Fermi. Channel 5.

Yeah, it's game time. No more talking about people. Let's go, let's go, let's

go.

Take out the cure.

Get up. Get up. Get up.

Get up. Get up.

Wake up, soldier boy.

You died and went to pussy heaven, motherfucker. Put your arms to the side

can see you.

What's your name, dickhead?

I'm Captain Stephen J.

Lockjaw.

My name is Perfidia Beverly Hills, and this is a declaration of war.

We're here to right your wrongs, motherfucker.

You got an army growing in your fucking guts and you put it there.

You didn't count on me.

You didn't count on my fight.

The message is clear.

Free borders, free bodies, free choices, and free from fucking fear.

Sweet thing.

Funny?

Get up.

Not on your feet.

Not on your fucking feet.

That's me playing.

Get it up.

Up.

Yeah.

Get it up.

Good boy.

You like locking people up, huh?

Get on your fucking knees!

Now!

Let's go, let's go!

Put it on.

Let's go!

Now get the fuck up.

Let's go. Hands up. Keep that dick up.

Keep it up.

The fuck up.

Pat.

Go for Pat.

Snap, crackle, pop in.

Copy that.

We play a war, motherfucker.

I'll be seeing you very soon.

Not if I see you first, fuckface.

You are political prisoner of the French 75, motherfuckers!

You've been captured by the French 75!

Bitches, wake up!

Fuck the police!

Where do you get all this energy from?

I think I like you like black girls.

Yeah? Like what?

Do y 'all think you like black girls? Do y 'all think you like me? Of course I

fucking like black girls. You love

me? Come, you love me.

You fucking love me.

Calm down.

Calm the fuck down.

And what I'm doing here is I'm creating a closed circuit to remove any

static electricity.

And that right there, that's a shunt.

You see that? Yeah.

This is your blasting cap.

Right here.

Very important to keep your cap shunted like this when you enter the courthouse.

You got that?

Here's your main charge.

This is your cell phone.

First thing you're going to do is you're going to turn on your cell phone

without your cap attached so you don't accidentally

detonate your charge.

Senator Wilson, this is a warning for you.

We planted a bomb at the Haymarket office in your re -election campaign.

We warned you that abortion ban and you didn't want to fucking listen.

So, for my sister Denise, we will strike.

It's entirely yours.

But city up every hill, motherfuckers.

Revolutionary violence is the only way.

No more telling me to vote.

No more telling me to overcome.

Nobody moves. Nobody get hurt. Shit, it doesn't matter. Everybody wins.

Don't even bother looking for the Prince 75.

We'll find you.

Come on, baby. Come on, baby. We got to go. We got to go.

No,

baby. We got to go. Come on.

Come on, baby.

Come on, baby.

The bomb goes off in two minutes.

I do your thing.

We have two devices for two locations set three blocks apart.

Mae West completes her device in the administration building.

Profitia and I take the courthouse.

Bombs are planted.

Devices are detonated by remote 7 p .m. after hours.

From here on in, it's one battle after another.

What do you want me to do?

I want you to do your worst.

You can blow up anything you want. It doesn't make any difference to me.

I want my hat and my gun.

If you want to keep doing what you're doing, you'll meet me at the Primrose

2300.

I will never make you blue I'll be true to you

In this whole world

You can have but one girl Let

me be that one girl For I'll be true to you

Pussy right here. That one?

What's it for?

Um. War.

Fun. Nah.

Oh. The pussy ain't for fun. This is the fun. The guns is the fucking fun.

I mean.

I can't.

A white.

Brad Philistine, asshole, corporate culture whose only end is to perfect the

science of advertising.

But I ain't gonna hold you, bitch. If he treats me different after I drop this

motherfucking thing inside my stomach, bitch, we're gonna have a fucking

problem. I'll kill him too, bitch.

I'll kill him there before he eats me.

What the fuck?

It's like she doesn't even realize she's pregnant.

You know, you are so unsuitable for my daughter.

Me?

Yeah, you.

And that's hilarious.

My child comes from a whole line of revolutionaries, and you look so lost.

She's a runner, and you a stomp.

What are you going to do about this, babe?

And sometimes I feel crazy because I'm just like,

am I weird for being jealous of my baby?

I don't fucking feel mean. I don't feel loved. I feel fucking ugly. My nipples

hurt.

Baby,

where do you think you're going, huh?

Where are you going like that? Stop talking to me. Now go have a place.

You realize that...

We're family now, right? You don't have to do this anymore.

You realize I put myself first, right? And that's what you're scared of.

We have her now.

You do get that, right?

I put myself first and I reject your lack of original.

Come on, lack of original. Would you stop with all this shit?

Would you stop it? We're a goddamn family.

You are for her to take care of.

Where the hell do you think you're going?

It's okay, baby.

It's okay.

This is a new consciousness.

A new consciousness?

Yeah.

I'm not your other buddy.

I'm not your mother.

You want your power over me the same reason you want your power over the

You and your crumbling hell ego will never do this revolution like me.

Fuck out of here.

Do the revolution, baby.

Go do it.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Male, female?

She's a girl.

What's her name?

Charlene.

Charlene.

Sounds like a black girl's name.

You like black girls?

I love them.

I love them.

Get on your fucking knees.

Now.

Get your noses in the carpet.

My name is Jungle Pussy.

This is what power looks like.

See my face?

This some set it off shit.

I don't want you.

I just want your money.

Your money pays for my artillery, my supplies, my transportation, my

my message.

I am what black power looks like.

See my face?

See my face?

I'm the press 75.

Stop moving.

Stop fucking moving.

Stop fucking moving, man.

This department doesn't do any special favors, especially for black girls.

You're a killer.

That's the least of it. You'll do it.

30, 40 years in prison.

It's too bad you don't know anybody with sway.

You've got to tell me where they are and name names.

Don't do this.

You have to name names or you're going to go to prison.

Miss Newton, do you have a car seat or a carrier?

No, no, no, baby.

These are two scanners that I've made. This one plays melody A. This one plays

melody B.

Together they go off within 200 or 300 yards of each other.

They sync up, they'll play a main melody.

Somebody else has one of these, you both know the tune, you'll be able to find

each other. This is a trust device.

Rule of thumb with these scanners. Find somebody else out there and they happen

to have one of these, trust them with your life.

I'm not passing these out to just anybody.

If you've got to get a cell, make it 1G. The early analog stuff, they don't scan

those frequencies anymore. You'll be fine. Otherwise, no phone. If the towers

are up, we're going to be able to find each other in any case.

Memorize everything in this envelope.

Burn it when you're done.

You don't go to Bacton Cross right away. You go to Denver first. You spend a

week in Denver. While you're in Denver, plant those decoys.

When that's all clear and that job is done, then you go on to Bacton Cross.

These are the new names in social. Right. So who are we supposed to be

are Bob and Willa Ferguson. It's the mother and son who died in childbirth

month. So we're pretending to be dead folks?

If you want to think about it that way, yes. But there are bigger deaths down

the line if we don't do this. I want you to think big picture here, all right?

This is bigger than you or I. This is bigger than the original Bob and Willa

Ferguson, okay?

Yeah. Welcome to the world, Bob.

Let's go.

Big picture.

Got it.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

I gotta go.

I'm sorry, okay?

I'm sorry.

I gotta go. I gotta go. I know, but traveling grace, oh my God.

Hold her.

I got her. I got her.

I love you.

Stay safe.

Don't quit home.

You've been through all this before, but I've got to go through it one more

time.

No contact ever with anyone from Jesse and the Pussycat or any of your former

associates. No family, no friends.

Don't commit any crimes.

You will testify when we need you to testify.

Look, first order of business, find a job.

Pay your bills.

You good?

Welcome to mainstream America.

Every revolution begins fighting demons.

The motherfuckers just end up fighting themselves.

For valor in the line of duty, bringing justice to the vigilante group known as

the French 75, we are here to award Stephen J.

Lockjaw with the Bedford Forest Medal of Honor.

16 years later, the world had changed very little.

I'm so hard, you're afraid to pay the fee So you find yourself

somebody who can do the job for free When

you need a bit of lovin' Cause your man is out of

town That's the time you get me runnin'

of history, I hope.

Lincoln.

Mm -hmm.

You got all the greats here, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Lower your attentions.

Got Teddy Roosevelt over there.

Hope you teach about the Philippines.

We don't get all into the details just yet, but we don't hide from them either.

You should. You should. Gotta tell the truth.

And then you got...

The grand wizard over there, right? Mr. Benjamin Franklin.

Poor father.

Fucking slave owner.

I'm afraid you can't do that here in the classroom.

Fucking slave owners everywhere.

Well,

overall, to get into it, Will is doing really great.

He's a confident leader.

She works hard.

You can tell that she actually cares about being a good student, you know.

She enters class each day ready to work, full of energy.

The other students really admire her.

Are you okay?

If I get emotional, it's just tears of joy, that's all.

Oh, I see this is very emotional for you.

I don't know.

You know, Willa grew up without her mom. Her mom died when she was very young.

Oh, I see.

So Willa never knew her mother? No, she never did.

That can be very hard on a young woman.

Sir, I have Lieutenant Skinner here to speak with you.

What do you got, Skinner?

Sir, Deputy Director of Progress has orders to speak to you, sir.

Your transportation is set for 1 ,800 hours, sir.

You know what this is about, Skinner?

No, sir.

No, I think I do.

That'll be all, Lieutenant.

Welcome, Colonel. Please follow me.

Have somebody tell my wife I'll be done in a few minutes. Colonel Lockjaw,

thanks for coming.

Sandy, great to see you. Let me introduce you to Virgil Thryport. And

Steve Lockjaw. Colonel Steve Lockjaw. How do you do, Colonel?

My pleasure, sir. Yeah, I'm sorry about all the espionage at the back entrance.

My daughter's getting married and the dress was formal, so we didn't want you

feel out of place.

Perfectly understandable, sir. Please, sit.

Shane Mitchell sends a hello.

Oh, the big dog.

He's still building out the garage.

The construction project that never ends.

I'm here. He'll get it done. Will you give him my best to do? Thank you. How

your journey from Rio Duarte?

Fine, sir.

You're doing great work down there. Thank you very much, sir. Each and every

is hand -to -hand combat in the spread of uncontrolled migration, isn't it?

Yes, it is, sir.

Yeah. Well, you want to save the planet, you start with immigration.

That's exactly right, sir.

You said that a few years back after squatting Pebble.

I understand you've expressed an interest in us.

Yes, sir, I have.

And does it honor you to be considered for membership in our club?

It's a very deep honor, sir. Yes, it is.

Steve, we have, in the past, offered membership to certain members of the

military. We found their tactical battlefield expertise to be quite

Now, our aim and your aim is the same.

To find dangerous lunatics, haters, and punk trash, and stop them.

No more lunatics.

Now, I'm not sure if you've heard or not, but Jim Kringle passed away. Oh, I

hear that, yes.

This means an opening.

Colonel, I don't think I'm being immodest when I say that joining the

Adventurers Club...

It means that you are a superior man.

No, not the best man, not the most intelligent, the most sophisticated or

wisest.

It just means that you are superior to other human beings and you shall never

want for riches or the greatest of friends.

Now, we report to ourselves with a freedom to be creative and cut through

of bureaucracy.

We live by the golden rule in a network of like -minded men and women,

dedicated to making the world safe and pure.

What would you say to someone who believes that you have been soft in your

to racial purification?

I would say they are a liar who had no business in society, or on the planet,

for that matter.

Do you presently live with a spouse?

No, sir.

Have you ever consulted with a mental health professional?

No, sir.

Have you ever had any bills or debts turned over to a collection agency?

Well, I did purchase a jet ski. It was an evolution of the old Hummingbird

Whisperdew 238 called the Dynamite Dolphin 335.

It was defective. I abstained from payment. I'd do it again. I have no

Okay.

Have you ever knowingly engaged in any acts of terrorism against this country?

No, sir.

Have you ever engaged in an interracial relationship?

No, sir.

And you are American, born by Gentile? Yes, sir.

Now, to avoid any misunderstanding, we require absolute secrecy through the

initiation process to judge how serious and unselfish you are. Understand?

And to be considered to a vote.

You must submit to a voluntary vulnerability study. This identifies

problematic in your character.

What could be a problem?

I don't know.

What could be a problem?

Absolutely nothing.

We want to know who we're standing with. Sure.

Now, it's a double Yankee white inquisition's completum.

So if you have any doubt as to your ability to qualify in body or character

member of the Christmas Adventurers Club...

Now you have an opportunity to say so.

Do you wish to withdraw?

No, sir.

Do you submit yourself?

Yes, sir. I submit myself.

Very well, then.

Now, Sandy and I have to get down to cut the cake.

Congratulations on your daughter's wedding. Thank you. We'll be in touch.

Thank you.

Steve, thank you. Thank you, Sandy.

I'm starting to see how corrupt to the core this whole fucking charade is.

Great and noble experiment in self -government.

Bought and sold by billionaires. The Dallas crowd.

Openly racist. Fucking bell curve Nazi.

It's bedtime for democracy, comrades.

Good night.

Hey, you're feeling like maybe your mind is starting to erode? Good.

CQW5. LPA. Go ahead.

This is happening.

on the ground through coordinated effort and strategic lines of resistance,

every day working through dedicated teamwork to take it directly to the

capitalist overlords who are extracting value from your life this very second.

Go ahead.

What do you think of this Facebook?

Is it going to happen on your Instagram?

Is it going to happen on a hashtag somewhere?

I think not.

And don't forget while you're doing it that this is a nation that gives asylum.

Don't think they're separate.

Don't break them apart.

They're not se - What the fu -

QST, QST, QST.

Attention all sanctuary stations.

Billy Go is in the wind. Repeat, Billy Go is in the wind.

Implement Plan Snap Crackle Pops. Repeat, Plan Snap Crackle Pops. Repeat,

Implement Plan Snap Crackle Pops.

QST, QST, QST.

Attention all sanctuary stations.

Billy Go is in the wind. Repeat, Billy Go is in the wind.

Implement Plan Snap Crackle Pops.

What's up, my man? You got my guy?

Any SOC in the car?

No.

I'm a dirtbag.

Howard Somerville.

How are you? Good. The French 75.

The Resistance.

The gringo coyote, billy goat.

Done your homework.

Mm -hmm.

Good.

Take a look around. Take it all in.

Do you need anything?

I'm fine.

Drink? I'm okay.

You're still alive. That's a good sign, right?

Seem to be. Yeah. Do you know why you're still alive?

You tell me.

I will tell you.

I need you to tell me where baby Charlene is, what's her name, where she

I need to know where the Rocket Man lives. I need to know his name.

Ghetto Pat.

Okay, I can cooperate.

Their names are Fred Flintstone and Arthur Fonzarelli, and their address is

Alpha Centauri.

I love it. I love it.

Motherfucker's sitting on plastic in a container. He's still got jokes. I just

want you to know that I'm not scared.

I appreciate that.

If I was in your shoes, I wouldn't be scared either.

I just don't know if your sister would feel that way.

What's his sister's name?

Pamela.

Oh, no more jokes?

What are their names and where do they live?

Their names are Bob and Willie Ferguson. They're up in Backtown Cross.

Backtown Cross.

Make me a reason to deploy in that town.

Drugs and tacos.

Got it. And get all the intel on the gathering spots, the hot spots for teeny

boppers. On it.

Gentlemen, this is Operation Boot Heel. Our AO is batting cross.

This is a sanctuary city full of thousands of wet and stinkies. We have a

operation to capture two HVIs.

Adult male, Bob Ferguson.

Female juvenile, Willa Ferguson, age 16, the daughter. We bag and tag the male.

We apprehend the female.

1800, grade 9 through 12.

Break, break, break. Net call 13.

Sell 1 to the high school, sell 2 to the residence for me.

Good evening, gentlemen. I believe it's a toe jam.

Our main target tonight is Rimhorn's Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm.

Human reporting has led us to believe Chicken Lickin' is a front for a large

-scale heroin distribution operation within the AO.

BTR, your main effort, your task with the clearing and securing of Chicken

Lickin' Frozen Food Farm in order to destroy heroin distribution operations

within the AO.

Simultaneously, local law enforcement, you will clear and secure Velazquez

Tires, Raliberto's Mexican Restaurant on Old California Road.

Tiburon's Taco Shack in the Bactan Mall and the gas station on J and Boiler

Street. This is a sanctuary city for thousands of wet bodies.

Expect the local populace to be sympathetic and supportive to the

organizations we are targeting tonight, gentlemen.

Thank you.

You're hungover and you got home at 3 o 'clock in the morning.

Where were you?

Where was I?

This isn't even warm, sweetie. Where were you?

Where was I? I was, uh, I, well, I specifically told you where I was.

You asked me that, I told you where I was. I was at the Rustic Inn with the

band. You remember our old band, right?

The old band, sweetie, a block past normal. You remember Albert?

Yeah. Turns out Albert bought all this old equipment from Steely Dan's old

studio to try to get that sort of vintage, you know, that sort of

sound. You don't need any of that stuff anymore.

He brought out a computer program, boom, with a press of a button. How'd you get

home?

What do you mean?

How did you get home? Well, with my car.

You drove?

So what are you, my babysitter? What, what, what? Yeah. I know how to drink

drive, honey. I know what I'm doing.

I didn't have that much. What?

What?

What? I don't want to be your babysitter. I don't want to worry if you

your car around a telephone pole. Well, I didn't wrap my... I didn't ask for

this. That's just how the cards were rolled out for me.

Dice, sweetie.

What? It's not cards. You don't roll cards. It's dice.

Fuck off, Bob. Just fuck off with that, okay? Grow up.

Wow, okay.

Well, you look.

I like the way you're standing up for yourself. I'm proud of you, honey.

But the way you speak to your father sometimes, it's just... I don't know,

you're right.

You should tell me what you think always.

Never hold anything back from me. What the fuck is wrong with you?

You're right. That's something I gotta remember.

And I fuck up sometimes.

Whoa, who's this?

Who's that?

Who is that?

They're just my friends.

And they have a red car like that, just driving a little loud, don't you think?

It's just a car.

And you told them they could do that?

Yeah. Told them to come to the house? Yeah.

Now, who's the one with the lipstick?

What's that one's name?

Bobo. Bobo. Now, is that a he or a she or a they? Dad, come on. No, are they

transitioning? I want to know. They're non -binary.

Non -binary. Okay, I just want to be polite.

It's not that hard. They, them.

And who's this little fucking freak at the door? Probably Bluto.

And just coming to my house like this, huh? Yes.

All right.

Is that your date to the dance? My friend.

Okay. You're not going anywhere with your goddamn friend until you take it.

Take it.

Yep. Put it in your pocket. I don't want to put it in my pocket. Put it in your

garter or whatever you got. My fucking garter? What?

What's up, homie? Hey, how's it going? You cool?

Yeah, I was just here to pick up the phone. Yeah, yeah, you normally knock

loud at somebody's house like that?

Yeah, give us a sec, homie.

You got a purse?

This is non -negotiable. Put in your purse.

Nobody's coming to get you, Bob. You know that, right?

That's what you think.

What's up, guys?

You guys cool?

You guys hanging?

Yep. Going to the dance?

Yeah, that's cool.

Listen, I'm going to tell you something. Whatever you do to her, I'm going to do

that exact same thing to your entire fucking... I'm not fucking around. Wait,

what? I'm just telling you. We're talking about freedom, baby.

We're talking about freedom.

Freedom's a funny thing, isn't it? When you have it, you don't appreciate it,

and when you miss it, it's gone.

It's just gone.

There's a quinoa casserole with raster flakes in the oven. Don't leave it on.

Got it.

Have fun, homie. All right. All right, cool.

Let go of him.

Yo.

Yeah? Not you, I say. Her. I'm talking to her. Get in the fucking car.

Say it.

Say it, baby.

Love you, Bob.

Love you, too.

French.

Does anyone have a chart on my phone? I love your skirt. Thank you. I love your

shirt. You're dead. I'll grow, bro.

Fucking paranoid, okay?

by the tennis court. Wait, who got that video?

Anne. No. Anne, she literally threw it on him.

What? Wait, do you think someone out there has a video of that?

Maybe don't be scared.

All right, now, I'm going to say it.

Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction.

Come on, baby, say it back to me. Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, Hooterville

Junction. Will no longer be so goddamn relevant. And women will not care if

finally got down with Jane on search for tomorrow.

Because black people will be in the streets looking for a brighter day.

The revolution will not be televised.

My dad said if anyone said that shit to me, to trust him with my life.

All right, right now you need to.

Because you're in trouble, Willa. All right? And if there's an SOS signal out,

am here to help.

But we have to leave here right away.

Look, I knew your mom and your dad.

I know you have a lot of questions, and I'll answer them later. But right now,

we have to roll. Will you leave here with me? Where?

Anywhere but here.

Okay.

Okay.

You have to stay by my side and you have to do exactly as I say. Do you

understand? Yes, ma 'am. Do you have a phone on you? No.

All right.

Come on, baby. Let's go.

Wait,

what about my dad?

I don't know what to do. He trained for this.

Go, go, go, go, go.

1 -3 Echo, 1 -3 Delta.

Lights, music.

I need to get all these kids in the center of the gym, tell them

going to be okay. I need to get them sat down, and I've got to talk to them.

Everybody listen.

I need you guys to stand up and join everybody else on the court.

Do you know Willa Ferguson?

Do you know Willa Ferguson?

Do you know Willa Ferguson? Do you know Willa Ferguson?

Only then can we take on a real enemy.

Who's this?

We have trouble ahead, and the road isn't clear.

Wait, excuse me? Who is this?

Who is this? I need the greeting code, Bob.

Oh, fuck.

Well, I don't remember the fucking greeting code because I got a little bit

high.

And it's been fucking years, so you've got to help me out here.

You're going to have to think.

Right.

Sun. Sun.

Think.

Sunrise.

Sunrise in the west.

Right?

The campus has been raided and the Billy Goat has been taken.

Billy Goat is Howard Somerville. So Howard Somerville has been taken. He's

taken or killed. What's going on?

Taken.

Steve Locke?

Steve fucking Lockjaw?

What in the motherfucking fuck? How could it get any fucking worse than

your thing, Steve Lockjaw? What?

No,

no, no, no, slow down, okay?

My daughter, my fucking daughter left the house. She's not in the house with

so you gotta give me more information.

Good. Okay, good. Keep her there. The rendezvous points are the same as

ever been.

We'll be seeing you. I'll be seeing... Okay, tell me the rendezvous point.

What's the... Hello?

What's the fucking rendezvous point? Hello?

Fuck!

Fuck.

Okay.

Okay, Bob.

Don't panic.

Don't fucking panic, Bob.

Keep your shit together.

Don't get fucking paranoid, man.

Don't get fucking paranoid. Do what you gotta do.

Okay, step one, step one, step one.

Open door on the right.

Initial clearance complete. Conducting back clear.

Clear.

Kitchen.

Living room.

Good bye.

I got a tunnel.

I know it.

God damn it.

Let me think.

He's a bomber.

Cover.

Thank you.

Rise and shine.

Pat an eyelash. Good morning.

There are no hands on the clock.

Why?

Because they're not needed.

What time is it?

Ah, fuck.

You know, I don't remember that part.

Let's just not nitpick over the password stuff. Look, this is Bob Ferguson, all

right? You just called my house. Let's cut the shit. I need the rendezvous

point. What time is it?

Look. Steve Lockjaw just attacked my home. I lost my daughter. This is Bob

Ferguson, you understand?

I don't remember any more of this. I don't remember any more of this code

all right? Let's just get on with it. What is the rendezvous point? Okay, I

you to give me the time.

Motherfucker, are you fucking with me? Are you fucking with me, motherfucker?

You just called me. This is Bob Ferguson.

You understand that? Somebody from the resistance or the French 75 just called

my house. Just now. What time is it is a key question of the underground

movement, okay? Studying the text is essential. I don't remember any more of

this cold speak.

I only remember half of this shit and this stupid fucking hotline, which is a

fucking miracle. So stop fucking with me and give me the fucking rendezvous

point. Well, maybe you should have studied the rebellion text a little

No, no, you called me.

Do you understand that, you fucking retard?

You called me. I need to find my daughter. Well, then call us back when

the time.

Did you just fucking hang up on me, you fucking liberal fucking prick?

You... Policia!

With what?

Why do you say that?

Hang on a second.

Yeah, can I help you?

Bob. Bob.

I need your help, sir. I need your help, man.

You still there?

What time you get off work?

I'm coming. Call Maricela and tell her I'm on my way.

I'm basically in the car.

Yeah.

I'm gonna call Esperanza and I'll call you back, okay?

Okay. Bye. Bye.

We gotta go.

I need a weapon, man. All you got is goddamn nunchucks.

You know where I can get a gun?

What's going on?

MKU.

MKU, man. They're everywhere right now.

MKU? MKU what?

They busted open my door.

They're coming after me and Willow right now.

Right now.

That's heavy metal, bro.

Yeah. Hey, where is she?

I don't know. I got to charge my phone to find out. Here, use my phone.

I can't. They'll trace that phone. I got to use my phone.

Let's do that at my place. We got to go.

Your place?

Yeah. You got a gun at your place?

I'll get you a gun.

You have a gun, right?

Yeah. Okay.

Right now, it's a goddamn roundup.

I got to deal with this shit.

Okay. Yeah.

I just take that to go. Let's go to your place.

Let's go to your place. I'll charge my phone.

You got a gun there? Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. What? Get up

to the tummy.

Okay? Listen.

Breathe. All right. Okay?

Cool out.

Ocean waves.

Ocean waves.

Let's go.

Let's go. I'll follow you.

Come on.

I got a little Latino Harriet Tubman situation going on at my place. All

from the heart. No cash.

Here, use my phone. No, no.

They traced that. You understand?

They traced those calls.

What's with the shade?

Me and Willa's mom, we used to run around and do some real bad shit

were part of the Frank 75.

They got her, now they're coming after us.

Oh, fuck.

You're a bad hombre, Bob.

I'm Agent Danvers. How are you?

Great. What's your name?

Bluto.

Bluto. Nice to meet you, Bluto.

Do you mind if I have your phone?

Go ahead and unlock it for me.

Thank you.

Hey, sorry for crashing the party like we did, but we have a few questions we

want to ask you. Is that all right with you?

Sure. You're shaking. Are you okay?

I'm fine. Are you nervous?

A little bit. Do you need anything?

I'm okay.

If you tell me the truth, you're out of here in ten seconds.

Yes, sir. If you lie to me, we're going to have some problems.

Yes, sir.

You know Willa Ferguson, right?

I do.

How do you know her?

We're good friends.

Okay. Do you know where she is right now?

I'm not sure.

When's the last time you saw her?

I saw her at the dance.

Before you guys came in to the dance?

What's her number?

She doesn't have a phone.

Her dad doesn't let her, so.

The only high school girl in America, Willa Ferguson, doesn't have a phone.

I guess so.

Oh, do I need a residential address for Sergio St. Carlos?

What is it?

It's an old tracking device that goes off within 100 yards of hers, if it

It never works.

Sometimes it does, but mostly it doesn't.

What about her phone?

She doesn't have a phone.

What, she has a phone?

Yeah.

You have her phone number, man? No.

Everybody knows she has a phone number. Everybody knows she has a... Why didn't

she tell me she has a phone number? No, she's not allowed to have a goddamn

phone. No, maybe she didn't want you to get mad. I don't get mad. I don't get

mad about anything anymore.

Scared?

No. No?

Well, you should be.

Dad ever mentioned Steve lockdown Yeah,

yeah What'd he tell you he's the one who

killed my mom

Let's fight fire or fire. Let's fight fire or fire.

Let's call.

Send in Eddie Van Halen.

Meet me at Genesis right now.

They're with me, okay? Help them bring everything inside and meet me upstairs.

Don't get locked out.

Oh, everybody!

The door is closed! Help! Come on, come on, help me. Go, give a hand. Thank you,

bro.

Hey, we got 20 minutes to get everybody to the church, okay? Okay.

I need your help.

Okay, I need you to go upstairs and do me a favor. I know you don't like the

tunnel. You're going to have to come with me. Go upstairs and give me a hand.

Esteban, Esteban, get off your phone and come to the front of the store and keep

an eye on the store.

Hey, get off the phone!

Get off the phone! Get off the phone, man!

I'm trying to charge the...

Guys, keep it up. Let's pick this back.

Bob, not safe for you there. Follow me.

I'll be in 24.

You win some and you lose some, Bob. Yeah. Bob, Bob, Bob.

Get back on defense.

On defense, man. Yeah.

Thank you, man. Thank you. Thank you.

Here.

It's good in my room. It's more privacy.

Aubrey, get off the phones. Go to the second floor.

We're moving them out. Okay?

Back here? Bob, Bob.

This is everybody?

Yeah. Everybody, this is Bob. Hi.

Hey, everybody.

Say hello.

Okay. Jacob, I need you to go to the second floor, Maricela. We're moving

out. Now.

Bob, Bob, Bob.

This is Rachel.

Hi, Rachel. Rachel, this is Bob, and this is Landon, the newest one. How are

you? Hi.

Yeah, back here.

Nice to meet you. Right here, right behind the couch.

Thank you, brother. Thank you.

All right.

Madison, come on.

Come on, it's my room.

Thank you, girl.

Yeah.

Come on.

Come on.

It's all right, man.

It's okay.

Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on.

I got power.

I got power. Glory a Dios.

Rise and shine.

Hi.

What's up?

What's up, homie? It's me again, Bob Ferguson.

I don't know if you remember, but we spoke earlier on the phone. I think we

a little misunderstanding.

I think we got off on the wrong foot.

I was trying to get the rendezvous point for my daughter, Willa. If you can't

answer what time is it, I cannot give you the rendezvous point. This is a key

tenet of the rebellion.

I'm surprised you can't name it. I don't know if you are who you say you are.

Okay.

Well, look, maybe I can give you some information and then you give me some

information. All right, we'll just share a little information.

My name is Bob Ferguson. I don't know if you've ever heard of me. All right, I

was part of...

french 75 for years years and years right they used to call me ghetto pat

man something like that only problem is i i fried my brain since then man i

i have abused drugs and alcohol for the past 30 years man i'm a drug and

alcohol lover and i cannot remember for the life of me or the life of my only

child the answer to your question what time is it 8 15.

Now, I need this rendezvous point. You understand what I'm saying?

I need it. I understand.

And the question is, what time is it?

If you don't give me the rendezvous point, I swear to God, I will hunt you

and stick a loaded fucking hot piece of dynamite right up your fucking asshole.

Violating your space. Man, come on. What kind of revolutionary are you, brother?

We're not even in the same room here. We're talking on the phone. Like, man.

Okay, there's no need to shout. This is a violation of my safety.

These are noise triggers.

Fucking noise triggers. Listen, I want to know something. I want to know one

thing when this is all said and done. What is your name? I need to know your

name. My name is Comrade Joshua. Comrade Joshua.

Get a better name, comrade Josh. That's a fucking ridiculous name for a

revolutionary, first off. Second off, I want to know your coordinates. I want to

know your location right now.

What is it?

I'm in a secure location somewhere between the stolen land of the Wabanaki

the stolen land of the Chumash. You're fucking intolerable, man. You're really

not. You're really intolerable, man. This is not the way the revolutionaries

shit. Do you know how hard you are to talk to? Do you know the information

I'm trying to give you?

You're a little nitpicking... Prick. That's what you are. A little nitpicking

prick. And you know what I'm going to do to nitpicking pricks?

I'm going to call in a Greyhawk 10.

You're calling in a Greyhawk 10? I'm calling in a Greyhawk 10.

All right? I want you to get your supervisor on the phone right now

know you got one. I know you got one, Comrade Josh.

All right? I'm going way over your fucking head. Way over your head. All

Put your commanding officer on the phone now.

Because you're calling in a Greyhawk 10. I'm calling in a Greyhawk 10, Comrade

Josh.

That's some fucked up nitpicking shit.

He got you on one pass for it.

Assholes. I'm sorry. I brought all this shit to your door, man. I'm sorry about

everything.

Tranquilo, Bobby. Tranquilo.

We've been laid siege for hundreds of years.

You did nothing wrong.

Don't get selfish.

Life, man.

Life!

It's just always some little, little tiny detail, right?

Okay,

get to the front.

Jacob, we go.

Why is it taking so long? For God's sake, you guys are so incompetent.

Fuck.

Hurry up.

Alpha 1, this is Zulu. I got a squirter internal to the target building. Follow

on for Sergio San Carlos.

I need to go kinetic.

Setting up breach time now. I need two follow on vehicles.

Yeah. Hi.

Who's this?

Who's this?

Who's this?

This is Bob Ferguson. Who's this?

My brother.

Who's this?

It's your man, Tally Rand.

Tally.

Tally, my brother.

My brother, listen, man, you've got to help me out, man.

They got Willa. You heard they got Willa, right? I need the rendezvous

now. I need you to answer one question for me. No, no, man. Please don't make

go through this, man. Pat, Pat, slow down. You're going to know it. It's been

too many years. You're going to know it. Please, please.

What's my favorite kind of pussy?

Mexican hairless.

Okay, one second.

You motherfucker.

The goddamn war hero.

Hey, rendezvous is Sisters of the Brave Beaver.

Sisters of the Brave Beaver. I don't know. Is that that compound out in the

hills? I need the coordinates. Exact coordinates.

Okay, one second. Tell them how to get there.

Apologize. Mean it.

Hello. Hi, prick.

Give me the fucking coordinates now. Okay. Make it snappy. Okay.

Sister Rochelle is located up Old Mission Road.

Okay, slow down.

Articulate.

Bring up the hooli.

Oh, you want to formally say you're sorry, huh?

Where's the fucking password, by the way, you fucking prick?

Time doesn't exist yet. It controls us anyway.

Oh, fuck you, you fucking moron!

Fuck you! You obviously don't have kids, you fucking idiot!

Hey, man, I got the coordinates.

It's Old Mission Road.

The Craw Creek and then the Chupacabra Hill. Time to go, Bob.

Right. Let's go.

Let's go. I got the coordinates, man. Look out the window, Bob.

What? Be careful. Look out the window. Be careful.

Shit. They're here.

God damn it. They're... They're... Oh, gee.

How'd they find us? The store is closing. Carinos are gone. If they

know what to do. How'd they find us, man?

How'd they find us?

I think we made too many calls, man. I think they traced your call. They must

have traced your call. Or with the plane.

What's the plan? BG, what's the plan? I'm thinking.

Is that my weapon? Hang on.

We gotta go, man. We gotta go. I'm gonna take him up on the roof, across to my

car in Laffin's Alley. Here are my keys. You drop them off, you call me. Latino,

he'd come with me. No, no, no, man. I'm not going with you.

No, I'm not going with him. I'm supposed to go with you.

I need you, brother.

Sensei. Sensei, Sensei, please.

Courage, Bob.

Courage.

Courage.

Yeah.

Yes. Thank you.

Hey, thank you, Sensei.

Thank you, Sensei. Thank you.

God damn it! Viva la Revolucion!

Viva!

I don't give a shit what you do. I'm gonna need that number in the next 10

seconds. I don't know. I don't think so.

Do I look like your parent?

Kind of. Give me the fucking number. Stand up. Put your hands behind your

I don't have her phone number.

Up. Put your hands behind your back.

Cup. Get him out of here.

I have it.

You have it now.

What is it?

I thought you took AP Common Sense.

Get the fuck down.

What's the number?

It's under Hello Kitty.

Give it to me.

Give it to me!

I asked you if you had a phone. You looked me in my face and you lied.

I am here to save your fucking life. Do you understand?

Don't lie to me again.

Alpha 2 is on the horn. The female's handset is heading south on 135.

Breathe.

Delta 1, exfil.

Generators! McClapido! McClapido!

What the fuck happened?

You fell 40 feet and fucking fell in a tree, man. Shut that goddamn with the

taser. And my rifle?

It's with me.

Okay.

Make me a secret heart.

Rochelle. Well, D 'Andra, what new mischief now?

I have the child, Willa Ferguson.

This is Perfidia Beverly Hills' daughter.

I'm coming to you in an hour of need and desperation for safekeeping.

Unbelievable.

Do I look just like her?

No.

Not really.

What you do on the inside, which makes you quite a risk around here.

The daughter of a rat is a baby rat, and we

must be careful.

Can you cook?

Yes.

We will not allow residence to anyone who cannot take responsibility for both

her input and output.

I can earn what I eat and secure what I should, if that's what you mean.

That's what I mean.

Sister Vox, show baby Profitia to the poncho via room.

All right.

Let me run shit down for you. So you'll have the towels over here.

The bathroom is straight through there. The pillows is right there, as you can

see. And don't ask for the fucking Wi -Fi, because we ain't got none.

Make yourself at home, Goldilocks.

What does she know?

She thinks her mom was a hero.

And I, uh... I didn't have a good sister. Tell the truth.

I couldn't.

Perfidia Beverly Hills is the problem that keeps on giving.

This revolution doesn't need another one of her running around.

Shit's hard enough.

You got more fight in you than the rest of us, Deandra.

I got sick of this shit a long time ago.

Alice, how are you, darling?

Very well, thank you.

You look great.

Are you hungry?

Uh, yeah, yeah. But I'm actually, I think I'm about to be running late.

Well, I can fix you some pancakes.

You can have them on your way out.

Are these the banana pancakes? The famous Alice banana pancakes?

Those are the ones.

I know they're waiting for you. I better get down there.

It's great to see you again, Alice. Oh, good to see you, too.

Jim, Merry Christmas, Hail St. Nick. Merry Christmas.

How you doing?

Good, good. It's been too long. Yeah, it's good to see you again, Sam. You

Virgil Throckmorton. Virgil's down from cleansing and distortion.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

And you know Bill Desmond from Whitehall.

Bill, good to see you again. Merry Christmas. And of course you know Roy

Fifth Fleet Field General from the Southwest.

Absolutely, sir. Good morning.

Take a seat.

So.

What's cooking?

How can I help?

Well, Tim, there's this troubling little rumor we've just heard, and we brought

you in to see if you can help clear it up.

I'm going to hand you over to Bill. I'll give you the details.

Over to you, Bill.

All right.

Tim, I'm going to get right to it.

There's an unconfirmed report that Colonel Stephen J. Lockjaw is the father

mixed -race child.

Which mix?

There's no real easy way to say this, but... Yeah.

It's black.

Well, uh... That would be quite the revelation if it were true.

Bill, may I ask what your source is?

Sure. As part of a double Yankee white background check, some old paperwork

turned up in a computer file on the black militant named Jungle Pussy.

She told an officer this very story 15 years ago.

15 years ago.

It's been there the whole time in ancient file.

Pure luck we caught it.

So where's the pussy?

Oh, she's long dead.

No more pussy.

Now... A few days ago, Lockjaw hired a bounty hunter to make a civilian

extraction in El Paso.

It was led by an Avanti Q.

You know him?

Yeah, I know Avanti. He's a good soldier.

Not great?

I mean, he's excellent, but he's not a native son.

That's his dirty little secret.

He passes for half Mexican, but he's actually part Comanche or, I don't know,

Eskimo. He's a fantastic tracker.

It'll tell you how much money someone had in their pocket based on a

but he is not homegrown, so I would not trust it.

Yeah, well, he's apparently good enough to find what Lockjaw was looking for.

Yeah.

He found Howard Somerville.

Ex -Brent 75, he runs an underground railroad, bringing illegals from our

southern border to Backdown Cross in the north, where he set up a so -called

sanctuary city.

giving jobs and housing to drug dealers and psychopaths.

He's also a reefer addict.

Really? Well, he sounds like a class act, this guy.

Next thing we know, Colonel Lockjaw's mobilized his task force into Back Dan

Cross and conducted a Class A raid on the chicken -licking frozen farm.

Oh, no.

I love their nuggets.

Well, this could mean a nugget shortage.

Not to mention the chicken licking's owned by our fellow Christmas

Brother Burt Rimhorn, who wants his wetbacks back to work.

Next. He hit the high school, Tim.

Yeah. The high school.

And now all hell's broken loose on the streets of Acton Cross. And he's turned

off his A -tax. I'm sorry to interrupt, but I think I'm picking up what you

gents are laying down here. This is a curious chain of events.

So Lockjaw's looking for his half -breed.

But do we know where the mama bear is?

I thought you should ask that.

Perfidia Beverly Hills.

Currently MIA.

Former French 75. She went into witness protection about 15 years ago, only to

disappear. The arresting agent?

Colonel Stephen J. Lockjaw.

Agency sightings ever in Cuba or Algiers, depending on the report.

So?

Not the mothering type, I take it.

And they call us the savages.

Lockjaw got his dick dirty.

He needs to clean it.

If he can find this kid, he can dispose of the evidence and

continue to make fools out of all of us.

What would you like me to do, sir?

Tim, given your expertise in family cases, we felt that... Make it clean.

Clean?

We should all be able to eat off the floor.

It's that clean.

Yes, sir.

All right, gents.

Looks like I'm headed west.

And may Saint Nick be with you.

All hail Saint Nick.

I have something to ask you, okay?

Okay.

Was she a rat?

Yeah, she was.

My dad told me she was a hero.

Hey, stop banging your head.

Stop banging your head.

Stop banging your head on that. Okay.

Sir, do you know your last name?

No.

What's your last name?

Batman.

Okay, come on. I need to know your real last name.

Parker.

Peter Parker, man. Peter Parker.

Yeah. All right, listen. This is your last chance. If you don't give me your

real last name, it's going to be another charge. Okay, okay.

Stop harassing me, for God's sakes.

Parker. Jim Parker, man. Your name's Jim Parker? Yeah.

Okay, Jim, what's your date of birth?

I'm somewhere in the 80s, man. In the 80s. Yeah.

Let's go. You're up.

Let's go.

Sit down there.

Mr. Jim Parker, is that correct?

42 years old?

Sir, she's going to be taking your vitals behind you, okay?

Mr. Parker.

Mr. Parker over here. Do you have any medical problems?

Mr. Parker, can you look at me, sir?

Bob, can you look at me?

Are you diabetic?

Are you diabetic?

Yeah.

Did you take your insulin yesterday?

You know, if you're a bad hombre, you make sure you take your insulin on a

basis, right?

Officer, we're not going to be able to take this one. He needs to go out to the

ER.

Thank you, sir. Have a good day.

Hey, how's it going?

Hey, how are you? Good, thanks.

Mr. Parker, here's your restroom, okay?

Let's drink your sugar.

You are going to go through the bathroom, straight down the hall to the

to the fire escape right now.

Right now?

Right now.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Come on. All right.

Let's do it. Help me. Oh, my God. We're done.

We're done.

All right.

Okay. We did it. We did it.

Let's get out of here, man. Where are we going? Let's get out of here.

Sisters of the Brave Beaver.

Chupacabra Hills. Chupacabra Hills. Let's play off.

Gary. Sisters of the Brave Beaver.

Chupacabra Hills.

Chupacabra Hills.

Okay. Not every day you get to rescue a 75 -er.

Twice in the same day.

Let's rock and fucking roll!

Let's go!

Sir,

I'm Colonel Steve Lockjaw.

I'm not to be fucked with. You got information from me, spit it out.

Saw a car, a gray van heading north of Crawl Creek Road.

Carrying? Couldn't tell. White man driving, black girl passenger.

Nora.

What's in these hills?

Sisters of the Brave Beaver.

Who are they?

They grow weed. They're nuns.

Is that some kind of sick joke on God?

I'm not joking.

How many women?

I don't know. A bunch.

Ten or twenty.

Weapons? I think they're vegetarian.

Men, let's do what we do.

Delta 2 to Delta 1, we need to pull imagery.

Mountain chain, 10 kilometers northwest.

I'll copy.

Hesmit.

Come closer.

If it doesn't line up, you'll go free.

But if it does line up, if there's a straight line, you've got a

problem.

What is it?

It's your future.

How old are you now?

You're 16 or 17.

It's either one of those.

You have a boyfriend?

I don't have anything to say to you. You're too young to have a boyfriend, so

the answer is no. Don't answer for me.

That all makes sense.

You snag her out of the high school.

Find her phone.

Curbstomp that.

But then you fumble her on the 90 -yard line at some stank -ass nunnery.

Hmm. That's gotta hurt.

You help me, I'll help you.

You can be Pat Calhoun.

Rocket Man.

Ghetto Pat.

And I'll let you go home. I'll let you save that little girl.

You know she's with the colonel, right?

By whom?

I do mean federal prison for you.

Did you rape her?

Do you think you're my daughter?

Did you love her?

Answer me.

Do you think you're my daughter? It doesn't matter what that test says. I

father and it's not you. Is that what you call a father? He wasn't enough for

your mother.

How's he going to be enough for you?

Hmm?

Where is he?

I don't know. I don't know.

Deandra, you know how many people sit across from me and swear to God?

They don't know.

I swear to God, I don't know.

I swear to God, if you do know, we can save that girl.

I called him and I don't know. I don't know where he is.

If I knew where he was, I would tell you I don't know where he is. What's wrong

with you?

Where is he?

Save yourself. Go to prison.

I'll take it to the colonel.

You save the girl.

Those are your options. You're going to lose, lose, maybe.

Save your life position.

You should put on more makeup to make yourself look better.

You go to a dance, you make an effort.

You put on more makeup.

Why is your shirt so tight?

I'm gay, if that's what you're saying. I didn't say that. I'm not a homosexual.

I did not say that, but I hear the lips in your shoes.

No, you are a smartass.

You are, you know.

You're just a little princess, aren't you?

Smart -mouthed.

I think your mother had a smart mouth, and I buried her.

having trouble remembering what you just read it's a straight line i have a

problem if it's not you have to let me go god there's no way i'm actually yours

because i can actually fucking read shut up you fucking nut

Get my vehicle, put my kid in the car.

Just never thought this fucker would come back for us.

I got lazy, man. I wasn't paying attention.

I thought the person coming through that door one day was going to be her mom,

not this fucking asshole.

see her daughter, you know, she'd teach her girl stuff, she'd do her hair, she'd

be a mom.

I can't do her hair, man.

You know that?

I don't know how to do her hair right.

Don't go dark on me, Bob.

I won't.

I'm here.

I'm here.

Bring it down, bro.

Motherfucker.

Here it comes.

Put this in your backpack.

This isn't the end of the line, huh?

Not for you.

Ocean waves.

Ocean waves.

I've got to ditch you, Kimo Sabe.

Well, then I hit it on foot.

On foot?

Yeah.

There we go.

I'm going to turn up this gas station. I'm going to slow down and we talk and

roll. I'll take it from there.

Unbuckle and get ready.

Tuck and roll. Yeah.

Okay.

You know what freedom is?

What?

No fear.

It's like Tom fucking Cruise.

Okay. Jump on four. One.

Two.

Give me a gun.

Three.

Go.

Go.

Four! Slow down!

Go!

Four! Bob!

Go, four!

Get up and leave it.

Making up the last time.

Daddy -daughter games.

Daddy -daughter games.

I am a Christmas adventurer.

Do you know what that is?

i have a higher calling it is a

higher honor than having you

I loved her in case you were wondering.

Best goddamn fucking witch I ever saw. Shut up. Yeah, she was possessed.

Shut the fuck up.

Like you. You have it in you. I smelled it from within her. I can smell it from

within you. She was a fucking rat. She was a warrior. A righteous warrior of

freedom. And she fought the weak.

She was a fucking rat!

You should respect your mother and your fucking boss.

Poke your fucking eyes out.

Auntie, how's the bounty business?

It's all right. How's it with you?

Things could be better. It's not one thing, it's fucking another.

If you find that to be true.

Anyway, I need to dispose of this one.

Who is it?

Murder suspect.

Wetback half -breed. Involved in narco cartels. Nobody that'll be missed.

That's a kid. I don't do kids.

Can't do bad shit.

Why don't you do it? I can't do it. I'm busy, so who can do it?

Well, then get Eric Garrow to do it. I don't want Eric Garrow to do it. I'll

you double your daily rate to get this done. I don't give a shit. I'm not doing

it. All right.

You know the 1776?

About five miles outside Del Rio by Walter's Landing?

Yeah. You get her to them, I'll pay you your daily rate.

I got no manners, God damn it!

You weren't raised right!

You see that?

You see that?

That's what your mother brought up.

Jack, Jack, Jack!

Jack, Jack, Jack!

I'm sorry it had to end this way.

If you had any manners, we might have gotten to know each other.

Is someone going to come by looking for you?

I said, is someone going to come by looking for you?

Yeah.

If you're going to find me, I'm going to fuck you up.

Thank you!

Thank you!

All right, let's go to work.

Do not move. Do you have any weapons on you, sir?

No, sir.

Why are you running from us?

Had a long day, ma 'am.

You didn't see the lights back there? Yes, I did.

What did you toss out of the vehicle?

Excuse me?

What did you toss out of the vehicle back there?

Trash. You sure about that?

Yes, ma 'am. You been drinking today?

I've had a few. A few what?

A few small beers.

I see you.

I see you.

I got you, motherfucker. I got you.

Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. Go!

You

asshole.

Is that from Lockjaw?

We got a body.

Copy, copy.

Thanks,

Wagon Burner.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. God damn it.

Fuck.

Hey, fuckstick, what are you doing?

Hey, Red, I know you hear me.

That firewire's got you fucking retarded.

Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hornadale Junction.

Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hornadale Junction.

Thank you.

Hooterville Junction.

What? Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction. I don't know.

Willa?

Willa? Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction. No, no, no,

baby, it's me.

Willa. Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction.

Okay, okay.

It's your dad, Willa.

Will no longer be so goddamn relevant. Look at me.

Who are you?

It's your dad.

Look at me.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Are you okay? Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Come on. Go to the car. Go.

Okay. You're okay.

Do you know a black militant by the name of Perfidia Beverly Hills?

Yes, I do.

And was she a member of the rebel group known as the French 75?

She was.

Yeah.

Colonel Lockjaw, did you engage in a romantic relationship with this woman?

engaged the enemy face to face in battle and in the dark alleys and shadows of

espionage.

I was once raped in reverse.

Raped in reverse?

Could you explain how that might work for us, Colonel Ochoa?

The enemy employed deception.

I was drugged.

And while unconscious, my brain was not working,

but my power was, and I believe it was taken advantage of.

What kind of proof do you have? If you were unconscious, how do you know this

be true? I don't know it to be true, but I suspect it. When I awoke, there was

sensitivity in a private place, and there was some residue of an

Interaction?

I believe she was a sperm thief.

A semen demon, that's correct.

Colonel Archer, what would be the purpose of the enemy raping you in

They saw the power of my mind and body.

They desired it.

Congratulations, Steve.

You're a Christmas adventurer.

Oh, Mommy, thank you, sir.

Let me show you around the Southwest headquarters.

Sure. Shall we go for a walk?

Yes, sir.

First stop on the tour, your new office.

Oh, my.

You know, if I'm being honest, Andy, there was a minute there where I didn't

think I was going to make it.

Oh, Lockjaw, we're lucky to have you.

Now, obviously, it goes without saying, this is just one place where you can

hang your hat.

take meetings, steal a few personal items.

We'd like our members to feel they have a home away from home any time, day or

night. That's a fine idea.

Now, it's empty right now, but we'll let you personalize it.

A man's taste defines him, doesn't it? It does indeed, sir.

And here we are.

Suite 55.

Look at that view.

Would you look at that?

There.

Absolutely Damn it. I forgot your keys wait here. I'll just grab them from my

office, sir

I've been holding on to something for a while now, and I wanted to give it to

you, okay?

And I didn't give it to you before because I just didn't want to expose you

certain stuff.

You know, I didn't want you to feel sad or confused about it.

I don't know. I don't know what I wanted. I wanted to protect you.

From all your mom's shit.

From all my shit.

I just, I suppose I wanted to be the one that you came to for help, right?

You know, the one, the cool dad that you could say anything to.

Even though I know that's impossible.

But I don't want to, I don't want to lie to you about anything anymore.

and I've been holding on to something for a couple years now, and I just want

give it to you.

Okay, I'm going to share this with you, and if you want to see it, you can see

it.

Do you want to see it?

I don't know what it is, Dad.

You don't know what it is? No.

It's a letter.

It's a letter from your mom.

Is it for me or for you?

It's for you.

You want to go read it alone?

Go ahead.

Dear Charlene, hello from the other side of the shadows.

I don't mean to shock you, but I've been contemplating writing you for a long

time.

I often wake up and I find it completely crazy how and why I am where I am

today.

Disconnected from my family.

I've pretended my whole life.

Pretended to be strong.

Tending to be dead.

Is it too late for us?

After all my life.

Are you happy?

Do you have love?

What will you do when you get older?

Will you try and change the world like I did?

We failed.

But maybe you will not.

Maybe you will be the one who puts the world right.

I think of you every single day.

Every single day.

And I wish I had been strong for the both of us.

I know someday, when it's right and it's safe, you will find

me.

I love you, Mom.

How do I get this, uh, this flash to work?

It's not getting my face.

Huh?

I don't know how to get it to get my face.

Swipe up, and then there's a lightning bolt.

And then on there it says, flash auto on and off.

No. Well, if you push the, there's a little, there's a little circle on the

bottom right side. Click that.

Okay, or take it with the back. I guess that's fine.

I gotta press the circle.

Hey, did I say Oakland?

Yeah.

You

know,

Oakland is a three and a half hour drive from here.

Yeah. You know, that's far, right?

It's raining out.

Hey, be careful.

I won't.

She couldn't help thinking that there was a...

You will not be able to stay home, brother.

You will not be able to plug in, turn on, and cop out.

You will not be able to lose yourself on stag and chip out for beer during

commercials because the revolution will not be televised.

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers on the instant

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers on the instant

There will be no pictures of Whitney Young being run out of Harlem on the

with a brand new process.

There will be no slow motion on still life of Roy Wilkins strolling through

Watts in a red, black, and green liberation jumpsuit that he has been

just the proper occasion.

Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction will no longer be

damn relevant, and women will not care if Dick finally got down with Jane on

Search for Tomorrow because black people will be in the street looking for a

brighter day. The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised, will not be

televised, will not be televised. The revolution will be no reruns, brothers.

The revolution will be live.

To save us all from Satan's power when we were gone astray. Oh, tidings

of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.

From God our Heavenly Father a blessed angel came.

And unto certain shepherds brought tidings of the same.

How bad in Bethlehem was born the Son of God by name. Oh, tidings of

comfort and joy Comfort and joy Oh, tidings of comfort and joy

Now to the Lord sing praises All who is in this place And

with true love

We've got new Joe guys.

They can do it now.

Thank you.

Colin, you good?

Yeah.

And roll sound.

Roll. Roll, please.

Quiet, please. Here we go.

Shooting.