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And now, I Love Woodley.
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How's it here, honey?
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Uh, over to the left a little.
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No, no, the other way. Now, I want it in
the middle so the mantle won't look
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lopsided.
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Santa Claus doesn't care if the mantle
looks lopsided. Oh, well.
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There you are, partner.
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Thank you, Daddy. You're welcome.
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Now, when you get up in the morning,
honey, Santa Claus is going to have that
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chock full of goodies.
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Yes, sir.
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Now off to bed, son.
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In a minute, Daddy.
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What are you doing, dear?
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I'm waiting for Santa Claus.
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You've got to go to bed now.
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I'll go to bed after Santa Claus gets
here.
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But, honey, Santa Claus is not going to
come and bring the tree and the presents
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and everything until you go to sleep.
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He won't?
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No. Why, Mommy?
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Why is that, Daddy?
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Why?
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Why?
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Well, you see, partners,
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Santa Claus comes all the way down from
the North Pole.
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And he has all these reindeers with him.
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And when he gets here, he circles around
in the sky until he gets a signal.
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Now, you know who gives him the signal?
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Who? Yeah, who?
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Who?
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I bet I know it's the Sandman.
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The Sandman, that's right.
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Yeah, the Sandman gives him the signal,
that's right. When all the little
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children are in bed, the Sandman rolls
up to the roof and he says, Santa Claus,
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all clear.
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So you got to go to bed.
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Why, honey, that's fascinating.
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You see, young man, you got to go to bed
right now.
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You take care of the how.
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Uh, how, huh?
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Well, um, now, you see, Santa Claus
doesn't need any steps, honey.
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He, he, he, when he comes, he brings the
North Pole with him, and he slides down
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like a fireman.
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Good, good, good.
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All right, son, off to bed.
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Yeah, come on, honey.
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Good night.
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Oh, yeah, I'll show you.
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I'll show you. I think right about in
here. There.
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All right. Oh, it's a beauty, Fred.
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How much do I owe you?
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It's for a month.
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Well, that's very generous of you. Oh,
it was nothing.
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Nothing? The tree cost five bucks.
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Well, it's Christmas Eve, all right. The
children are tucked in their beds
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waiting for Santa Claus. The stockings
are hung by the chimney with care.
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And we have our very own Scrooge.
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That is a beautiful tree.
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It's a present from me and Ebenezer.
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Well, thank you very much.
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Will you lay off, Ethel? Anyway, I
thought Santa Claus was supposed to foot
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bill for the tree.
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Well, he does ordinarily, but this year
we're doing it for him. You just try and
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think of yourself as one of Santa's
little helpers.
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Well, all right. Okay.
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Come on, let's get the tree trimmed.
Okay.
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Honey? What? Is it right where you want
it? Back by the window a little bit. Oh,
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okay.
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Come on, you help me, Ethel. Be very
careful of these now. These are all the
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only bulbs that I have. All right.
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You take that box there. Oh, I love
doing this. Isn't it wonderful?
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Honey, see how it looks from the front,
eh?
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What do you think?
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Well, it looks pretty good, except
there's a branch on the right side that
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spoils the shape.
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Which one, honey? This one right up
here.
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Fred, will you go down to the basement
and get your saw and cut that off for
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It's a little unbalanced.
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Oh, now, honey, maybe we can...
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Hang something there. He don't have to
go all the way down to the basement and
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get his soul. Now, look, honey, the tree
has to be balanced. You know that. We
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can't have one branch out like... I've
been putting up trees with that kid for
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the last 15 years.
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He came prepared. That's right, Fred.
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Gee, the four of us have spent a lot of
Christmases together, haven't we? We
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sure have.
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Yes, sir, and it's been great.
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It's even been better since Little Ricky
came along.
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That's right, honey.
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Oh, Fred, now that you cut that branch
off, it makes the other side look too
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full. You better trim that branch on the
other side. Make it all even.
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You know, honey, I've been thinking.
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Our life has sure been different since
you told me you were going to have the
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baby. I almost never got to tell you.
What do you mean?
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Don't you remember?
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Oh, Fred, that skinny branch on the top
just looks awful. It's going to have to
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come off.
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Don't you remember, Ricky? I tried to
tell you all day, and I never got a
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because you were so busy.
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Oh, now the other side looks uneven.
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Honey,
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finally, in desperation, I had to go
down to the club while you were working
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give a note to the major dean.
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Surely it happened five years ago, and
I'm crying all over again.
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It's okay, honey, so am I.
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I'm crying, too.
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Me, too, but for a different reason.
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I got so carried away with the story, I
forgot what I was doing.
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Oh, Fred, for heaven's sake.
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Well, you've got to admit that it's even
on both sides.
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How do you think we're going to trim
that?
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Well, why can't we trim it with those
branches I just cut off?
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Fred Mertz, you march right down to the
corner and get another tree.
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Okay, but who's going to pay for it?
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I will, I will.
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No, you won't. He will.
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And one word out of you and I'll tell...
that you were a bad little boy and you
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won't get any presents. You can't squeal
on me. I'm one of his helpers. Oh, get
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out of here.
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You might as well get the lights ready,
dear. Okay.
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Gee, I just love this old ornament. It's
been on our tree ever since I can
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remember.
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voice lately.
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I don't seem to sing well anymore.
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Lately?
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Anymore?
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Now, that's not very nice. I grant you,
my voice isn't quite what it used to be.
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It's exactly what it used to be.
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That's what's wrong with it.
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Why do you say that? I used to sing
quite well, as I recall.
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Well, dear girl, then something is wrong
with your memory.
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What do you mean?
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Well, a few months...
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After you told me that the baby was
going to be born, you wanted to sing at
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club in a barbershop quartet. Oh, I
remember that. Fred and I did that with
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Right. Boy, that was a terrible evening.
It was not. It turned out very well.
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It was one of the most embarrassing
nights of my career.
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Well, I'll never forget it.
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The three of us started the number
thinking George Watson was under the
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the barber chair.
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Little did we know that the tuneless
wonder was there.
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Hey! Hey, he's back!
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Isn't this a dandy? Oh, boy!
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Look at that hat. That's a beauty, Fred.
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Fred, that's better than the first one.
And the best thing of it is, because
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it's getting so late, the guy let me
have it for a half a month.
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It has just been proven to Fred, once
and for all, there is a Santa Claus.
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You bet, and he also gave me some
mistletoe.
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Now, don't go getting any wild ideas,
Ethel.
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I'll try to restrain myself.
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Oh, Fred, this tree is just perfect.
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Absolutely perfect. Yeah.
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Except for this one little branch right
here. Now, if you could just... No.
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Nothing going. Nothing going.
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Okay, leave it alone.
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All right. Hey, Fred, let me... Help me
put the lights on, huh? Sure. Let me
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help, too, huh? Okay, here. Oh, boy.
Give me a strand.
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Okay, Fred. You want to help me? There
you are.
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Fine. Thanks.
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Ricky.
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Yeah, honey?
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Won't you give me just one little hint
about what you're giving me for
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Christmas? You know, you're worse than
your son.
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You'll find out tomorrow morning. I
know, but I just want to think about it.
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Come on, give me one little clue.
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All right, I'll give you one clue.
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Good. What is it?
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It's a gift.
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Merry Christmas, sweetheart.
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Merry Christmas, you great, big,
wonderful, adorable, lovable husband,
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Do you love me? Mm -hmm.
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How much?
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A lot. But not enough to tell you what
your Christmas present is. Oh.
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Now, what makes you think that's what I
wanted to know? And what is it? You'll
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find out tomorrow morning.
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Go in what?
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You know what this means, don't you?
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Yeah, it means you're an incurable
optimist. Oh, Fred.
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Honey, I've only fooled him. Merry
Christmas. Oh, Merry Christmas, you
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big, adorable husband.
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All right, Fred, plug in the lights and
see if they work.
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Hey. Hey.
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Fred, congratulations.
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This is the only time that the light
have worked in the first time in 15
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We usually have to spend an hour
testing. in all the bulbs to see which
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hasn't burned... out.
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Okay, let's start testing the bulbs.
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You know, I'm kind of glad it's
happening. It makes it seem more like
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Girls, how do you get the ornaments,
huh? Oh, yeah, come on. This is the part
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love.
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What's little Ricky getting this year?
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Well, I don't know what Santa Claus is
going to bring him, but we're getting
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a new set of drums and a bike.
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Probably spoiling him, but he won't be
little for long.
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Gee, it's amazing how much he's grown.
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Seems like only yesterday that he was
born.
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Will you ever forget that night?
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I had a new show at the club, and Lucy
insisted that I make it, and I was going
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crazy trying to be at two places at
once.
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Well, it wasn't any picnic for me
either, waiting at that hospital while
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were doing the show.
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What about me? I thought I'd lose my
mind sitting at home waiting for the
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Of course, I was lucky. All I had to do
was have the baby.
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You're right. You three were so nervous
that night.
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For
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heaven's
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sake, why didn't we get together on
this?
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The four of us sure got the same idea at
once.
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We sure did.
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can't find four of us here. Come on, go
in the kitchen.
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Listen, as long as we've gone to this
much trouble, one of us ought to go in
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there and let little Ricky see us. Yeah,
that's right.
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Boy, you've got to get up early if you
want to be Santa Claus around here.
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Just a minute.
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Merry Christmas, everybody!
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