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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:54,596 I came late to sex. I was nearly ten. 2 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:58,851 That was when my friend Mark Watkins told me how babies were made. 3 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,897 Really? Are you sure? 4 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:08,944 Yeah. Honest. Saw it in one of my dads videos. 5 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:12,614 For over a year after that, I thought babies were made… 6 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:15,993 when two women tied a man to a bed and covered his willy with ice cream. 7 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:23,333 But it's your favourite flavour. 8 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:25,335 Na na! 9 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:31,842 At secondary school, we were given the facts. 10 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:34,219 Its impossible for a male to mate… 11 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:39,099 unless the female is willing to place herself correctly for him. 12 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:43,854 She then lies with her hind legs spread out, her back arched in wards… 13 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:47,274 and the formerly aggressive spines laid flat. 14 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:50,360 The male seizes her by the scruff of the neck… 15 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,696 and mating takes place. 16 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:57,201 Mating lasts only a minute or two, and the pair separates. 17 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,870 The male plays no further part in bringing up the family. 18 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:03,790 Indeed, the two animals will probably never meet again. 19 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:05,792 So, that was sex. 20 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:13,759 Simple, really. Just find someone to do it with, 21 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:17,930 find somewhere to do it, and do it. 22 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:24,186 Thing is, when you're my age, 23 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:27,272 it just isn't that simple. 24 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,653 And as for falling in love… 25 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:36,532 well, nothing prepares you for that. 26 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:49,169 Anything interesting? 27 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:53,632 Oh. Not really. 28 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:57,845 Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare. 29 00:02:57,928 --> 00:03:00,138 Its really, you know, boring. 30 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:03,016 He speaks very highly of you. 31 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:11,608 - You doing your homework? - Trying to. 32 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:14,820 You might find it easier with the book turned the right way up. 33 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:32,337 - What do you do? - I'm a writer. 34 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:35,799 Wow. A writer. 35 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:39,428 I've thought about, you know, writing and stuff. 36 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:43,765 I'm not really sure. I-I've entered a competition in the local paper. 37 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,767 You have to write about what it's like growing up as we approach… 38 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:47,769 the new millennium. 39 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:52,941 - And, uh, what is it like? - Oh, you know. 40 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:56,486 Could be better. 41 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,157 No. 42 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,493 I guess it's hard for any sixteen-year-old, 43 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:09,333 - but when you're... you know - I know. 44 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:24,806 - Youre lovely. - Well, you're not so bad yourself. 45 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:29,311 - Tart. - Jealous. 46 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:32,856 Oh, Linda, hes stunning. He's got eyes like Brad Pitt. 47 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:36,235 - Tart. - He's witty and gorgeous. 48 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:39,613 - Dangerous. - Lins, you know I'm always safe. 49 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:44,117 Safe? Whats safe about picking up men in toilets? 50 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,915 You promised me you wouldnt do it anymore. 51 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,709 I don't! I was just sitting outside minding my own business, and 52 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,921 Steve, babe, don't bullshit me. 53 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:59,132 Some git starts blagging you outside the public bog, hes only up for one thing. 54 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,927 Well, where else am I supposed to meet other blokes like me? 55 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:04,638 And hes not some randy old git. His names Glen. 56 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:08,141 He's up for the same thing I am. Were going to the woods again on Friday. 57 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,936 The woods? Steve, you did it in the woods? You could have been 58 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:14,648 - Queer-bashed by squirrels? - He could have done anything to you. 59 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:17,776 Or you could have been arrested. Its so risky. 60 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:20,696 Lifes a risk, Lins. 61 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:25,450 Linda, Mum says if you don't come in for Your tea now, shell give it to the dog. 62 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:28,328 - Okay, okay. - You havent got a dog. 63 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:31,331 Well, well get one. 64 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:37,963 He's never gonna let you drive it. 65 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:53,520 Thats not what he said he was doing. 66 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:59,318 - Hi. - Hi. 67 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:05,282 - Youre late again. - Yeah. Just doing some research… 68 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,618 for the newspaper competition. 69 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:10,078 Special study groups proving useful then? 70 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,707 - Great. - Hows the article going? 71 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,960 Oh… uh… not bad. Should meet the deadline. 72 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,922 Oh. Deadlines. 73 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,841 Thats very… professional, isn't it? 74 00:06:22,925 --> 00:06:25,594 Well, he wont meet any deadlines sitting in the park. 75 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:29,556 Sorry? 76 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:34,937 Mrs. Gillingham said she saw you sitting in the park. 77 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:42,152 Oh, yeah. I, uh 78 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:47,366 I had a bit of a block, so I went there to unblock. 79 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,995 Steven, you are going to finish this article, arent you? 80 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,163 Of course I am. 81 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:55,791 Because if this is just another of your fads, 82 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:58,961 then you might as well use the study time for your schoolwork. 83 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:01,964 Hmm? 84 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,966 Oh! 85 00:07:11,557 --> 00:07:14,852 ♪ I'm staying out for the summer ♪ 86 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:18,230 ♪ Playing games in the rain ♪ 87 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:21,525 ♪ The guilt and the fortune ♪ 88 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:25,362 ♪ Got me fooled again ♪ 89 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,365 ♪ See, I work in a factory ♪ 90 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:31,618 ♪ I don't want to be late ♪ 91 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:34,955 ♪ I got my debts to pay for ♪ 92 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:37,749 ♪ Gonna have to wait ♪ 93 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,921 ♪ If I ever see you again ♪ 94 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:46,800 - ♪I will tell you why ♪ - ♪ Tell you why ♪ 95 00:07:46,884 --> 00:07:49,761 ♪ I was low and insecure ♪ 96 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:53,307 ♪ Didnt want to make you cry ♪ 97 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:57,477 Come, gentle night. Come, loving black-browed night. 98 00:07:57,561 --> 00:08:01,523 - Give me my Romeo. And when I die', 99 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:04,526 - Sorry, sir. - Ah, Steven. 100 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:06,904 What is it today? Earthquake? 101 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,239 Bus hijacked by terrorists? 102 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:11,992 Or were you confined to your house by the plague? 103 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,994 Sir? 104 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:17,664 Romeo and Juliet, Steven. By William Shakespeare? 105 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:22,294 Okay, sit down. Oh, have you finished that essay yet? 106 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:25,923 - Uh - Steve. If it's not done by tomorrow, 107 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,008 I'll have to suggest to your parents that you join… 108 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:30,260 the special study periods after school. 109 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:34,264 Carry on, Wendy. 110 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:37,059 'Take him and cut him out in little stars, 111 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,770 and he will make the face of heaven so fine… 112 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,897 - that all will be in love with night., - Mark. 113 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:45,484 Can I borrow your essay? 114 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:48,403 So tedious is this day as is the night before some festival… 115 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:52,824 to an impatient child that hath new robes and may not wear them. 116 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:55,619 I'm just saying people sometimes go through a phase. 117 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,163 - A phase? Since I was eleven? - Eleven? 118 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:01,124 Thats how old I was when I discovered masturbation. 119 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,293 Mind you it was another three years… 120 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:06,713 before I realized I could do it on my own. 121 00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:10,717 Stop trying to shock me. I'm unshockable. 122 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:16,098 Stick to your own balls. 123 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:24,940 You havent told those wankers you're gay, have you? 124 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:27,025 Oh, yeah, I announced it at assembly this morning. 125 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:29,653 I told you, no one knows. 126 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:33,740 Geez, if they thought I really was gay 127 00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:36,243 Fuck me around enough because I don't smoke or play football… 128 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:39,538 and I've got an I.Q of over 25. 129 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,832 School full of tossers. 130 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:44,251 Oh, yeah. Bet you fancy half ofem. 131 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,420 No way. 132 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:49,339 Not even him? 133 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:53,385 John Dixon. He is sex on legs. 134 00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:58,515 I know. Every time I see his head boy badge… 135 00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:01,059 I wish it was an invitation. 136 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,396 Sure wouldnt kick him out of bed for eating biscuits. 137 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:24,416 - Great poster. - Yeah, but no ones gonna see it here. 138 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,627 Well, why don't you take down all this artwork? 139 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:29,296 Its been here for centuries. 140 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:32,299 You can create your own notice board. 141 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,426 Should we ask the teacher first? 142 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:36,845 Probably. 143 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:45,521 - Are you sure thisll be okay? - Oh, it's fine. 144 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:48,524 Look, if it makes you feel easier, I'll mention it to the Head later. 145 00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:53,195 -Thanks. -Look, Id better go. I've got training. 146 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,989 Dont work that body too hard. 147 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:10,295 - Hi. - Oh, hi. 148 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:14,466 So, um, you're on the school magazine this term. 149 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:16,927 I am the school magazine. No one else could be fucked. 150 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:20,514 I could be fu Id like to help. 151 00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:23,141 Whatever. Well, look 152 00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:27,938 Finish clearing this lot and, um, stick that right in the middle, okay? 153 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:34,069 - Yes! - Oh, for Gods sake. 154 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:42,077 Steve, hes not coming. 155 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:44,997 The gorgeous Glen is 45 minutes late. 156 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,709 - He just got held up. - By his balls, I hope. 157 00:11:57,968 --> 00:12:01,138 Sweetheart, I know you want me to meet him. I don't— 158 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,765 I just don't feel very comfortable here. 159 00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:07,436 - Anyway, I've got to get home. - Not another driving lesson. 160 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:11,148 - How many have you had now? - Forty… 161 00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:13,775 eight. 162 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:16,820 - You sure all you're doing is driving? - What else would we be doing? 163 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:18,864 Not all men are obsessed with sex, you know. 164 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,867 Who mentioned sex? 165 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:27,247 Look, you go home if you want to. 166 00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:30,667 - Youll scare him off if he sees you. - Cheers! 167 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,921 No, I mean if he sees me with 168 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,507 You know what I mean. 169 00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:40,719 You be careful. 170 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:05,494 ♪ I feel it in my fingers ♪ 171 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:08,830 ♪ I feel it in my toes ♪ 172 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:15,546 ♪ Love is all around me ♪ 173 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:19,383 ♪ And so the feeling grows ♪ 174 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:25,430 ♪ Its written on the wind ♪ 175 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,475 ♪ Its everywhere I go ♪ 176 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,232 ♪ So if you really love me ♪ 177 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,986 ♪ Come on and let it show ♪ 178 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:48,996 ♪ You know I love you I always will ♪ 179 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:51,039 ♪ My minds made up ♪ 180 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,917 ♪ By the way that I feel ♪ 181 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:58,547 ♪ Theres no beginning Therell be no end ♪ 182 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,841 ♪ Cause on my love ♪ 183 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:04,011 ♪ You can depend ♪ 184 00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:09,057 ♪ I see your face before me ♪ 185 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:12,519 ♪ As I lay on my bed ♪ 186 00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:18,609 ♪ I kind of get to thinking ♪ 187 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,445 ♪ Of all the things you said ♪ 188 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:28,076 ♪ You gave your promise to me ♪ 189 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:31,997 ♪ And I gave mine to you ♪ 190 00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:37,920 ♪ I need someone beside me ♪ 191 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:41,089 ♪ In everything I do ♪ 192 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,431 Oh, bugger. 193 00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:59,441 Meet you outside. On the bench. 194 00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:03,612 ♪ You know I love you I always will ♪ 195 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:08,408 ♪ My minds made up by the way that I feel ♪ 196 00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:13,038 ♪ Theres no beginning Therell be no end ♪ 197 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:18,669 ♪ Cause on my love you can depend ♪ 198 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:23,257 ♪ Its written on the wind ♪ 199 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:27,594 ♪ Its everywhere I go ♪ 200 00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:32,850 - Come on. Come on. - ♪ So if you really love me ♪ 201 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:37,563 - ♪ Come on andIet it show ♪ - Come out. 202 00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:13,182 Allright, mate? 203 00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:16,727 Carter, isn't it? 204 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,910 - Fag? - Sorry? 205 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,832 Oh. Thanks. 206 00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:04,733 This is a nice park. 207 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:08,195 Yeah, it's nice. 208 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:12,324 Filthy habit. 209 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,493 - What? - Smoking. 210 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,495 I only started because all my mates did. 211 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,914 Peer pressure, they call it. 212 00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:21,250 Yeah. 213 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,752 Peer pressure. 214 00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:26,839 Dont smoke to impress me. 215 00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:30,092 - You be yourself. - Yeah. 216 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:41,103 - Listen, Dixon, I - Hey, the names John. 217 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:45,065 John. About what happened in there 218 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,526 Forget it, mate. My mistake. I don't know what came over me. 219 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:50,112 In there it's usually a question of not knowing who came over you. 220 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:04,459 - I didnt know it was you. - I certainly didnt know it was you. 221 00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:06,628 Look, lets just put it out of our minds. 222 00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:09,506 You don't know why you did it either, right? 223 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,559 Y-You mean you're 224 00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:26,190 Geez, I thoughtwhen Kevin and the guys call you names and that, 225 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,233 theyre only taking the piss, right? 226 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:31,987 I mean, you're not really… dodgy? 227 00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:36,950 - Yeah, I'm… dodgy. - Oh, fuck me. 228 00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:41,330 No, I don't mean I just mean 229 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,583 Fuck me. I'm sorry. 230 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,337 Dont be. I'm not. 231 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:56,220 What are you up to now? Do you fancy going for a coffee or something, or 232 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,931 - I live around the corner. - No, I don't like coffee. 233 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:02,142 Anyway, I should get in some training tonight. You know, sports day. 234 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,486 Yeah. Good luck. 235 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:19,368 Are 236 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:22,037 Are your parents in? 237 00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:43,517 - You did say no sugar, didnt you? - Yeah. 238 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,353 Here. Its hot. 239 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:53,068 Why don't you sit down? Theres only the bed, I'm afraid. 240 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,495 - Is it okay? - The bed? 241 00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:07,416 - The tea. - Oh, yeah. Great. 242 00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:15,799 Didnt— Didnt have you down for a soccer fan. 243 00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:19,178 - I'm not. - Why all the 244 00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:23,974 Oh. 245 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,982 - How long have you known that you're - Dodgy? 246 00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:35,068 Since I was 11. 247 00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:38,363 - Fuck me. Eleven years old? - Yeah. 248 00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:43,076 When I was in the Cubs, there was this this porn mag being passed around, 249 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:46,288 and all the other kids were deciding which girl they liked and stuff, 250 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,957 and, uh, and one kid whispers to me, 251 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:52,961 Dont know what the fuss is about. Id rather see another boys willy anytime. 252 00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:56,548 So, I said, So would I. 253 00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:05,724 I've never really talked to another bloke about this stuff. 254 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:08,810 Oh, it's okay. I'm just interested. 255 00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:12,231 Well, intrigued. 256 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:17,778 - Like, does anyone know? - Only Linda. Shes a mate of mine. 257 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:21,281 - What about your parents? - Havent got a clue. 258 00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:24,910 - What if they found out? - I'm not gonna let them find out. 259 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,954 Theyd be gutted. 260 00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:39,466 Blimey! 261 00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:42,970 - Oh, that must be Lindas. - And what was it doing in your bed? 262 00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:46,139 - Please. - Bloody hell. A gay teddy bear. 263 00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:49,810 John. 264 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,670 I cant. I cant handle that. 265 00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:18,672 Its all right, John. Lots of gay blokes don't like kissing. 266 00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:22,342 I'm not gay! Look. 267 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:26,013 I don't know why I It was just a bit of fun. 268 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:28,599 - I only came for coffee. - You don't like coffee. 269 00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:31,643 Stop being so fucking clever! 270 00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:34,521 John! 271 00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,631 Hi, John. 272 00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:05,594 Steven! 273 00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:12,434 Steven! 274 00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:14,561 What? 275 00:23:14,645 --> 00:23:17,314 - Your teas ready. - I'm not hungry. 276 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:31,203 Steven, have you got something on your mind? 277 00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:33,664 No. 278 00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:38,335 - Is that your article? - Yeah. 279 00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:42,506 - Pleased with it? - No, it's crap. Stupid. 280 00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:47,010 But you were really into it. 281 00:23:47,052 --> 00:23:48,846 - Come on, lets have a look. - No. 282 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:54,518 - I'm not sending it in. - Oh, God, Steven. 283 00:23:56,103 --> 00:24:00,107 Why cant you see something through for once? 284 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,442 I mean, whats your problem? 285 00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:14,955 Sorry to be such a disappointment. 286 00:24:24,256 --> 00:24:27,134 - Yeah, but if they hadnt lied - They had to lie. 287 00:24:27,176 --> 00:24:29,970 You don't think being up front about it would have been better? 288 00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:33,015 What, like, Mom, you know that bloke Romeo? 289 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:37,186 Well, I know I'm only 14 and that, and I know hes just murdered your cousin, 290 00:24:37,269 --> 00:24:39,313 but I thought he was a bit of all right, so I married him. 291 00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:43,025 Well, what would you guys have done in that situation? 292 00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:48,363 - Steven? - Sir? 293 00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:51,742 - I said, what would you have done? - Me? When, sir? 294 00:24:53,911 --> 00:24:57,539 Okay, Iisten. Rememberthat tomorrow… 295 00:24:57,623 --> 00:25:00,000 You will have to recite a speech. 296 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:03,712 Any chance of borrowing camera equipment from your dad for the magazine? 297 00:25:03,754 --> 00:25:06,173 No chance. He's got real down on me at the moment. 298 00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:09,801 Well, could you ask him anyway? Itsjust I told Wendy 299 00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:13,180 God, Mark, I'm not groveling to my dad just so you can impress Wendy Bates. 300 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:15,891 Oh, thanks. 301 00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:20,896 - Whats up, Steve? - What do you mean, sir? 302 00:25:20,938 --> 00:25:24,733 - Everything okay at home? - Everythings fine. 303 00:25:24,816 --> 00:25:27,319 - Girl trouble? - I said everythings fine. 304 00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:30,405 Oh, did Mark ask you about the camera? 305 00:25:30,489 --> 00:25:33,408 Uh, yeah. I don't think I'm gonna be able to get one. 306 00:25:33,492 --> 00:25:35,661 Oh, thats a shame. Wendys doing a piece for the magazine… 307 00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:37,579 about the athletics team… 308 00:25:37,663 --> 00:25:40,832 and we need some photographs You sure you cant help? 309 00:25:50,008 --> 00:25:53,303 Whats with this sudden interest? 310 00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:57,391 Well, I just thought doing the school magazine would be good for me. 311 00:25:57,474 --> 00:26:01,228 Hmm. Okay. 312 00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:05,399 Just you make sure I get it back. I need it for Richards wedding. 313 00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:07,901 And yes, you do have to come. 314 00:26:07,943 --> 00:26:11,238 - I'm afraid I'm a bit early. My - Ah, Mr. Armstrong. 315 00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:16,076 Not to worry. I'm not quite ready myself yet, so make yourself at home. 316 00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:19,663 I'll be back in a minute. Debbie, can I just check something? 317 00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:24,209 Glen! God, I thought Id never see you again. 318 00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:26,086 What the hell are you doing here? 319 00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:28,046 I just came to borrow a camera from my dad. 320 00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:30,883 - Your dad? - Its cool. 321 00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:33,218 He's got no idea. 322 00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:38,891 - Why did you stand me up the other day? - Please, keep your voice down. 323 00:26:38,974 --> 00:26:43,061 - Did you find another man? - Right. Ready for your big moment? 324 00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:46,148 Hello, darling. 325 00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:50,903 I thought I told you not to wear that jacket. 326 00:26:50,986 --> 00:26:55,490 Now, Mrs. Armstrong, if youd like to just take a seat there. 327 00:26:56,992 --> 00:27:02,080 Good. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 328 00:27:02,164 --> 00:27:05,792 Hello. 329 00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:08,837 From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, 330 00:27:08,921 --> 00:27:13,091 a pair of star-crossed lovers. 331 00:27:13,175 --> 00:27:16,053 A Which speech are you learning? 332 00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:18,555 Romeo, Romeo, cover me in honey… 333 00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:20,599 - and suck it off with a straw. - What? 334 00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:24,770 - God, hes perfect. - Fancy him, do ya? 335 00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:27,314 He can pass me his baton any day. 336 00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:29,191 - Hi. - You girls using… 337 00:27:29,274 --> 00:27:31,235 your study periods productively? 338 00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:33,612 Yes, sir. I was just helping Wendy do some research. 339 00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:35,656 Um, Steves gonna take the photos for us. 340 00:27:35,739 --> 00:27:37,658 Its all right if he joins the magazine team, isn't it? 341 00:27:37,741 --> 00:27:41,203 Uh, yeah, all right, thanks. 342 00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:46,041 -John, we need to do that shoot now. - Yeah, fine. 343 00:27:47,918 --> 00:27:51,255 - Hi. - Hi. 344 00:27:52,548 --> 00:27:55,217 - Is that your team vest? - Yeah. 345 00:27:55,259 --> 00:27:59,221 - Maybe you should wear that. - Yeah, if you want. 346 00:28:01,765 --> 00:28:05,102 Well, you're the expert, Steven, so I'll leave it to you. 347 00:28:10,315 --> 00:28:13,861 Hey, you know that guy who was arrested last month for flashing young lads? 348 00:28:13,944 --> 00:28:16,154 - Yeah. - He's only a bloody priest. 349 00:28:16,238 --> 00:28:18,574 - Was he arrested in the organ loft? - In the park. 350 00:28:18,657 --> 00:28:20,450 The police say the woods are full of pervs. 351 00:28:20,492 --> 00:28:21,493 Jess! 352 00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:24,997 - Right on cue. - We need to talk. 353 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,499 Shouldnt you be somewhere else, Kevin, like remedial reading? 354 00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:29,835 P.M.T., is it, Jessica? 355 00:28:29,918 --> 00:28:32,963 Yeah. Post-moron tension. 356 00:28:33,005 --> 00:28:35,174 Best thing you ever did dumping that wanker. 357 00:28:35,257 --> 00:28:37,426 Hey, Steve, do you want to go to the woods later with a camera, 358 00:28:37,509 --> 00:28:39,928 get some News of the World stuff for the mag? 359 00:28:40,012 --> 00:28:42,306 No, seriously, we could write something about this. 360 00:28:42,347 --> 00:28:44,308 We want the magazine to be more radical this year, right? 361 00:28:44,349 --> 00:28:46,685 Well, what could be more radical than a gay story? 362 00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,270 Its not a gay story. 363 00:28:48,353 --> 00:28:50,355 - Its a pervert story. - Whats the difference? 364 00:28:50,439 --> 00:28:53,817 Well, you're not gay and you're a pervert. 365 00:28:53,901 --> 00:28:56,403 Something funny, Carter? 366 00:28:56,486 --> 00:28:59,406 - Leave him alone, Kevin! - Queer fuck! 367 00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:01,867 - Still laughing, are we? - I'm not queer. 368 00:29:01,909 --> 00:29:04,494 Kevin! 369 00:29:04,578 --> 00:29:06,580 Stop pratting around, Grainger. 370 00:29:06,663 --> 00:29:08,999 Leave the girlies alone. 371 00:29:13,754 --> 00:29:15,964 You okay? 372 00:29:16,048 --> 00:29:19,593 Uh, yeah, I'm fine. 373 00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:23,597 So, um, when did you and Kevin split up? 374 00:29:23,639 --> 00:29:26,016 Oh, um, 375 00:29:26,099 --> 00:29:28,810 a few days ago. 376 00:29:28,894 --> 00:29:31,897 I-Id rather not, you know 377 00:29:34,483 --> 00:29:36,818 I knew she liked him. 378 00:29:36,902 --> 00:29:39,613 Yeah. He's liked her forever. 379 00:29:39,655 --> 00:29:42,324 - Think shell go out with him? - Maybe. 380 00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:44,952 If she finally gives up on the idea of stealing John Dixon… 381 00:29:44,993 --> 00:29:48,163 away from Christina Supermodel Lindmann. 382 00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:51,250 - You ever seen her? - No. 383 00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:53,627 - Not even the underwear pictures? - No, I 384 00:29:53,669 --> 00:29:56,880 Shes not a real model. She models underwear for mail-order catalogs. 385 00:29:56,964 --> 00:29:58,966 Oh. 386 00:29:59,007 --> 00:30:01,635 Still, she is rather gorgeous. 387 00:30:01,718 --> 00:30:05,430 I told Wendy youd have to be pretty special to take John away from her. 388 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:35,335 Is that you, Steven? 389 00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:36,879 Yeah. 390 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,715 I brought your photos back. Theyre on your desk. 391 00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:42,050 Oh, thanks. 392 00:30:56,398 --> 00:30:59,943 I think she likes me, but she seems, like, quite distant sometimes. 393 00:31:00,027 --> 00:31:03,405 Its killing me. Were talking permanent erection here. 394 00:31:03,488 --> 00:31:06,700 - Theres a medical term for that. - Uh, yeah sad bastard. 395 00:31:06,783 --> 00:31:09,161 Funny. Did you see her this morning? 396 00:31:09,244 --> 00:31:11,246 I'm sure shes not wearing a bra. You can see the outline 397 00:31:11,330 --> 00:31:13,373 God, just ask her to go to the bloody ball with you. 398 00:31:13,415 --> 00:31:17,711 - Well, it's difficult. - It could be more fucking difficult. 399 00:31:17,753 --> 00:31:20,589 Do you want to go to the cinema on Sunday? If you don't pull at the ball. 400 00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:23,342 - Maybe. - Go on, itll cheer you up. 401 00:31:23,425 --> 00:31:25,886 - I don't need cheering up. - Oh, yeah, right. 402 00:31:25,969 --> 00:31:28,180 All right. Cinema, Sunday. 403 00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:39,274 Hows, uh 404 00:31:39,316 --> 00:31:43,070 - Hows tricks? - Fine. 405 00:31:45,656 --> 00:31:48,659 We must stop meeting like this. 406 00:31:58,043 --> 00:32:00,963 - Hi, Mr. Carter. - Hello, Linda. 407 00:32:02,256 --> 00:32:06,343 - You look nice today. - So do you. 408 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:09,263 - Mrs. C. - See you Monday, Linda love. 409 00:32:09,346 --> 00:32:11,640 Have a nice time, eh? 410 00:32:13,559 --> 00:32:15,519 Steve! 411 00:32:15,561 --> 00:32:19,273 ♪ Now pretty ladies around the world ♪ 412 00:32:19,356 --> 00:32:23,527 ♪ Got a weird thing to show you so tell all the boys and girls ♪ 413 00:32:23,569 --> 00:32:27,406 ♪ Tell your brother, your sister and your mama too? 414 00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:31,660 ♪ Cause were about throw down and you know just what to do ♪ 415 00:32:31,743 --> 00:32:37,124 ♪ Wave your hands in the air like you don't care ♪ 416 00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:39,376 So, thats the incredible Christina Lindmann? 417 00:32:39,418 --> 00:32:41,295 Where? 418 00:32:41,378 --> 00:32:43,297 The girl youve been staring at for the last 20 minutes. 419 00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:46,383 Have not. 420 00:32:46,425 --> 00:32:49,428 You ever thought of doing it with an older woman? 421 00:32:50,596 --> 00:32:52,806 Not exactly. 422 00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:56,351 ♪ When you hear the call youve got to get it underway ♪ 423 00:32:56,435 --> 00:33:01,023 ♪ Word up Its the code word ♪ 424 00:33:01,106 --> 00:33:04,359 ♪ No matter where you say it You know that youll be heard ♪ 425 00:33:04,443 --> 00:33:06,945 ♪ Now all you sucker DJs ♪ 426 00:33:07,029 --> 00:33:09,114 Stop staring at him. Its embarrassing. 427 00:33:09,198 --> 00:33:12,659 - He stares back. - In your dreams. 428 00:33:12,701 --> 00:33:17,372 ♪ You try to put on those airs and act real cool ♪ 429 00:33:17,456 --> 00:33:21,460 ♪ But youve got to realize that you're acting like fools ♪ 430 00:33:21,502 --> 00:33:26,006 ♪ Give us music, we can use it We need to dance ♪ 431 00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:29,676 ♪ We don't have the time for psychological romance ♪ 432 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,471 - Get off of me! - ♪ No romance, no romance ♪ 433 00:33:32,554 --> 00:33:35,015 ♪ No romance for me, mama ♪ 434 00:33:35,057 --> 00:33:38,018 ♪ Come on, baby tell me whats the word ♪ 435 00:33:38,101 --> 00:33:40,103 ♪ Word up ♪ 436 00:34:00,249 --> 00:34:03,085 You, um 437 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,382 - You okay? - Yeah. 438 00:34:08,423 --> 00:34:10,551 Just needed some air. 439 00:34:10,592 --> 00:34:14,638 Kevin Graingers a right twat, isn't he? 440 00:34:21,728 --> 00:34:25,524 You all right, my man? 441 00:34:25,607 --> 00:34:28,110 - See anyone you fancy? - Mmm. 442 00:34:28,193 --> 00:34:32,239 - Yeah, Jessica. - Ah, forget her. Pastures new, boy. 443 00:34:32,322 --> 00:34:34,908 Pastures is right. Cows, the lot of them. 444 00:34:34,992 --> 00:34:37,828 Well, you don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire, do ya? 445 00:34:37,870 --> 00:34:41,290 What happens if you're poking the mantle piece? 446 00:34:44,293 --> 00:34:47,129 So, it was fine for six months. 447 00:34:49,089 --> 00:34:51,216 He was nice, 448 00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:54,553 almost, you know, romantic. 449 00:34:54,636 --> 00:34:58,348 Kevin Grainger, romantic? Give me a break. 450 00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:03,437 Well, then we you know, 451 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,814 did it. 452 00:35:05,856 --> 00:35:08,400 First time for me. 453 00:35:08,442 --> 00:35:11,111 And? 454 00:35:11,195 --> 00:35:15,199 Oh, God, I'm not sure I should be telling all this to a bloke. 455 00:35:15,282 --> 00:35:19,745 Okay. On the day after we you know, 456 00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:24,082 Wendy heard him tell the lads about well, everything. 457 00:35:25,709 --> 00:35:28,295 Details, graphic details. 458 00:35:28,378 --> 00:35:32,090 Even what Id been saying when we were 459 00:35:32,174 --> 00:35:35,511 I felt humiliated. 460 00:35:35,594 --> 00:35:38,514 He said hes sorry. He said he wants me back, but 461 00:35:38,597 --> 00:35:41,475 No, you deserve better than that. 462 00:35:42,726 --> 00:35:45,229 Thanks. 463 00:35:45,312 --> 00:35:47,397 Look, I'm fine now. Lets go back in. 464 00:35:52,027 --> 00:35:54,238 Anyway, I think I'm off blokes for life. 465 00:35:54,321 --> 00:35:56,448 - What about you? - Me? 466 00:35:56,490 --> 00:35:59,535 Yeah, you're a real secretive one. Got a girl in your life? 467 00:35:59,618 --> 00:36:01,787 No, not really. 468 00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:04,164 But youd like there to be. 469 00:36:04,248 --> 00:36:07,417 - Something like that. - Who? Someone here tonight? 470 00:36:07,501 --> 00:36:10,087 - Yeah. - Anyone I know? 471 00:36:12,673 --> 00:36:15,801 ♪ If you really want it good, girl ♪ 472 00:36:15,843 --> 00:36:19,429 ♪ Get yourself a bad boy ♪ 473 00:36:21,348 --> 00:36:26,144 ♪ Get it like it could be, would be Yeah, like it should be ♪ 474 00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:28,605 ♪ If you want it to be good, girl ♪ 475 00:36:28,689 --> 00:36:32,276 ♪ Get yourself a bad boy ♪ 476 00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:34,486 There you are. She looks available. 477 00:36:34,570 --> 00:36:37,197 God, youd have to be desperate. 478 00:36:40,826 --> 00:36:43,370 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 479 00:36:45,581 --> 00:36:48,375 Hi. I'm Kevin. 480 00:36:49,835 --> 00:36:52,379 - And you are? - Thirsty. 481 00:36:52,462 --> 00:36:55,549 - Fancy a real drink, Kirsty? - No, thanks. 482 00:36:55,591 --> 00:36:57,676 Something else, then? Diet Coke? 483 00:37:00,679 --> 00:37:04,808 You know, I really like… cuddly girls. 484 00:37:09,229 --> 00:37:11,148 So, uh, could I see you home tonight? 485 00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:13,317 He's seeing me home. 486 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,904 - That wanker? - No, not you, Steven. 487 00:37:16,987 --> 00:37:20,365 Oy, Carter! Not exactly an oil painting, is she? 488 00:37:20,449 --> 00:37:23,577 No, shes cuddly, 489 00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:27,456 and until a few seconds ago, you assumed that because I'm a fat girl… 490 00:37:27,497 --> 00:37:30,292 instead of some slim oil painting, Id be gagging… 491 00:37:30,375 --> 00:37:32,336 for a quick one in the doorway of Toys-R-Us. 492 00:37:32,377 --> 00:37:36,006 - Linda. - I can just imagine sex with you: 493 00:37:36,089 --> 00:37:38,759 the pathetic fumbling to find the bra strap, 494 00:37:38,842 --> 00:37:41,929 the slobbery kisses, belching into some poor girls mouth… 495 00:37:42,012 --> 00:37:45,349 because youve had too much chilli sauce on your kebab… 496 00:37:45,432 --> 00:37:49,102 and then the main event, which is either over in seconds… 497 00:37:49,186 --> 00:37:52,648 or not at all because you're too fucking pissed. 498 00:37:52,689 --> 00:37:54,608 Shall I take that as a definite 'no'? 499 00:37:54,691 --> 00:37:57,945 - Take it up your bum. - Thought that was his department. 500 00:37:58,028 --> 00:38:01,615 Just because hes got a prick, he thinks hes Gods gift to womankind. 501 00:38:05,244 --> 00:38:07,246 Sod this. If you're going to put me through this bloody torture, 502 00:38:07,329 --> 00:38:10,624 we might as well at least have a dance. 503 00:38:35,816 --> 00:38:39,778 ♪ She wasnt easy ♪ 504 00:38:39,820 --> 00:38:43,991 ♪ Changing rocking rolling minds ♪ 505 00:38:44,074 --> 00:38:46,785 ♪ And things were getting shaky ♪ 506 00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:52,708 ♪ I thought I had to leave it behind ♪ 507 00:38:52,791 --> 00:38:55,961 ♪ But now it's so much better ♪ 508 00:38:56,003 --> 00:39:00,465 ♪ Hey, I'm funky now in every way ♪ 509 00:39:20,319 --> 00:39:25,782 ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 510 00:39:31,663 --> 00:39:34,625 ♪ To me ♪ 511 00:39:36,877 --> 00:39:41,882 ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 512 00:39:47,596 --> 00:39:49,723 ♪ To me ♪ 513 00:39:51,391 --> 00:39:54,311 ♪ Cant you see ♪ 514 00:39:56,939 --> 00:40:01,026 ♪ Youre everything I hoped for ♪ 515 00:40:04,071 --> 00:40:08,909 ♪ Youre everything I need ♪ 516 00:40:12,037 --> 00:40:16,917 ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 517 00:40:18,710 --> 00:40:21,129 ♪ To me ♪ 518 00:40:23,632 --> 00:40:29,012 ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 519 00:40:32,724 --> 00:40:34,935 Dont you start! 520 00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:39,022 - Sorry, I was thinking of someone else. - Charming. 521 00:40:39,106 --> 00:40:44,111 ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 522 00:40:48,115 --> 00:40:51,410 ♪ To me ♪ 523 00:40:51,493 --> 00:40:54,288 God, it gets really boring sometimes. 524 00:40:54,371 --> 00:40:56,290 You havent got a monopoly on rejection, you know. 525 00:40:56,373 --> 00:40:59,251 - At least you're not me. - Cuddly. 526 00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:03,881 Sweetheart, I'm not cuddly. I'm not a big girl, I'm not well-rounded. 527 00:41:03,922 --> 00:41:06,049 I'm absolutely fuckin enormous. 528 00:41:06,091 --> 00:41:10,179 The only offers I get are from dickheads like Kevin Shit-for-brains Grainger, 529 00:41:10,262 --> 00:41:13,515 and even then after hes tried every other girl in the place. 530 00:41:13,599 --> 00:41:15,934 At the end ofthe evening, dancing with the desperate. 531 00:41:15,976 --> 00:41:18,437 Tsk. Men. 532 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,481 Look, lets have a night ofdebauchery while your parents are away. 533 00:41:21,565 --> 00:41:25,027 I'll nip home and get a video, you can break into your mums Cinzano cellar. 534 00:41:25,110 --> 00:41:29,198 Well have a threesome you, me and Mel Gibson. 535 00:41:29,281 --> 00:41:32,284 - What will the neighbors think? - We are the neighbors. 536 00:41:32,326 --> 00:41:34,828 Yeah. I'll put the door on the latch. 537 00:41:41,668 --> 00:41:45,297 I'm changing! Down in a sec. 538 00:41:48,425 --> 00:41:50,385 I said I'll be down 539 00:42:06,401 --> 00:42:08,320 Hi. 540 00:42:14,201 --> 00:42:17,162 Please, I 541 00:42:17,246 --> 00:42:19,831 I need to 542 00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:23,627 I need to use your loo. 543 00:42:28,048 --> 00:42:29,967 Oh. 544 00:42:31,802 --> 00:42:34,388 Its fiirst on the right. 545 00:42:46,024 --> 00:42:48,569 Shit! 546 00:43:19,683 --> 00:43:22,311 Linda! I really don't feel too good. 547 00:43:22,394 --> 00:43:24,771 - I think I'll just go to bed. - But 548 00:43:24,855 --> 00:43:30,027 - Good night. - Steven, I really hate you sometimes. 549 00:43:36,074 --> 00:43:39,411 The uh The front door was open. 550 00:43:41,330 --> 00:43:44,458 I just had to, um 551 00:43:48,086 --> 00:43:51,507 - Are your parents out? - Thank God. 552 00:44:01,808 --> 00:44:06,688 - Coffee? - I don't like coffee! 553 00:44:06,772 --> 00:44:09,233 You don't like kissing. 554 00:44:14,988 --> 00:44:17,282 I'm sorry. 555 00:44:20,494 --> 00:44:22,454 Please. 556 00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:26,917 Help me. 557 00:44:28,836 --> 00:44:33,841 - I'm— I'm worried. - I know. 558 00:44:33,924 --> 00:44:36,260 - Confused. - I know. 559 00:44:36,343 --> 00:44:39,680 You don't know! Youre not fucking confused! 560 00:44:39,763 --> 00:44:41,807 I'm getting there. 561 00:44:45,686 --> 00:44:48,021 Itsjust 562 00:44:48,105 --> 00:44:51,024 I thought Id— 563 00:44:53,318 --> 00:44:55,946 It was a long time ago. 564 00:44:57,447 --> 00:45:02,327 - What was? - Oh, God, I'm pissed. 565 00:45:06,415 --> 00:45:08,876 About 566 00:45:10,419 --> 00:45:14,548 about a year ago, 567 00:45:14,590 --> 00:45:17,968 geography field trip. 568 00:45:18,051 --> 00:45:21,388 We went to Cornwall with some other schools. 569 00:45:21,430 --> 00:45:24,558 - You been to Cornwall? - No. 570 00:45:24,641 --> 00:45:28,896 Its really, you know, nice. 571 00:45:29,938 --> 00:45:32,858 Like, quite wild. 572 00:45:37,988 --> 00:45:40,782 One night, I went and got drunk with this guy 573 00:45:41,950 --> 00:45:46,413 Danny, from one of the other schools. 574 00:45:46,496 --> 00:45:48,957 He was Well I thought he was… 575 00:45:48,999 --> 00:45:51,043 a sound bloke. 576 00:45:51,126 --> 00:45:53,295 Well, apart from being an Arsenal supporter. 577 00:45:53,337 --> 00:45:55,964 Sound. 578 00:45:56,048 --> 00:45:59,092 We had one of those giant bottles of wine. 579 00:45:59,176 --> 00:46:02,346 We got really pissed. 580 00:46:02,429 --> 00:46:04,973 Sitting on some rocks, 581 00:46:05,057 --> 00:46:08,185 by the sea. 582 00:46:08,268 --> 00:46:13,899 We got really silly. He dared me to to dive in. 583 00:46:13,982 --> 00:46:17,194 He said he would if I would. 584 00:46:17,236 --> 00:46:20,113 So we took all our clothes off, counted to three and I jumped. 585 00:46:20,197 --> 00:46:23,033 Christ, it was cold. 586 00:46:27,871 --> 00:46:30,207 He never jumped. 587 00:46:32,417 --> 00:46:35,462 He just stood there, 588 00:46:35,546 --> 00:46:37,714 laughing. 589 00:46:37,798 --> 00:46:40,843 He said I was a prat for doing it. 590 00:46:40,926 --> 00:46:44,221 You were. 591 00:46:47,266 --> 00:46:50,143 When I got out, 592 00:46:50,227 --> 00:46:53,605 I was shivering. 593 00:46:53,689 --> 00:46:56,900 Then he picked his sweatshirt up, 594 00:46:56,984 --> 00:47:00,612 and as I sat there, he… 595 00:47:00,654 --> 00:47:04,783 put it over my shoulders and… 596 00:47:04,867 --> 00:47:07,744 started to 597 00:47:07,828 --> 00:47:10,122 to dry me, 598 00:47:11,999 --> 00:47:16,295 so, so gently. 599 00:47:19,214 --> 00:47:22,134 And I felt 600 00:47:25,387 --> 00:47:28,974 I felt 601 00:47:29,016 --> 00:47:31,476 Take your time. 602 00:47:34,188 --> 00:47:37,149 I felt sexy. 603 00:47:38,317 --> 00:47:41,403 You know, aroused. 604 00:47:45,073 --> 00:47:47,618 Then he kissed me, 605 00:47:49,745 --> 00:47:53,373 started to t-to touch me… 606 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,628 all over. 607 00:47:57,711 --> 00:48:01,340 God. Suddenly, I freaked, and… 608 00:48:01,423 --> 00:48:05,219 I pushed him off and grabbed my clothes and ran… 609 00:48:05,260 --> 00:48:08,347 and ran. 610 00:48:08,430 --> 00:48:10,641 Johnny. 611 00:48:13,435 --> 00:48:16,396 We never spoke to each other for the rest of that week. 612 00:48:18,357 --> 00:48:20,901 And I've never seen him since. 613 00:48:23,654 --> 00:48:26,740 I told myself… 614 00:48:26,782 --> 00:48:29,034 it was the wine, 615 00:48:29,117 --> 00:48:31,578 the place, the sea 616 00:48:31,662 --> 00:48:33,997 that it was his fault. 617 00:48:36,542 --> 00:48:39,670 Then the other day with you. 618 00:48:41,797 --> 00:48:45,467 And now, whenever I see you, I 619 00:48:45,509 --> 00:48:49,054 I just wanna 620 00:48:51,014 --> 00:48:52,975 God! 621 00:48:56,186 --> 00:48:59,356 Whats wrong with me? 622 00:49:04,945 --> 00:49:07,823 Shh. 623 00:49:07,865 --> 00:49:10,117 Its all right. 624 00:49:14,663 --> 00:49:17,332 I'm so scared. 625 00:49:18,709 --> 00:49:21,128 Dont leave me. 626 00:50:14,848 --> 00:50:17,267 Whoops. 627 00:50:18,352 --> 00:50:21,396 Not to worry. 628 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,649 Well try it again next time. 629 00:50:23,732 --> 00:50:26,902 Cant we do just one more? 630 00:50:28,987 --> 00:50:30,906 Okay. 631 00:50:43,085 --> 00:50:45,045 Its doing it again. 632 00:50:51,468 --> 00:50:53,428 Its a bit stiff. 633 00:51:05,232 --> 00:51:08,443 - Steven? -Just making breakfast. 634 00:51:08,527 --> 00:51:10,571 I'm afraid we finished all the bacon yesterday. 635 00:51:10,654 --> 00:51:13,824 Fine. 636 00:51:13,907 --> 00:51:16,326 - What time are your parents due back? - Oh, theyre back. 637 00:51:16,410 --> 00:51:19,204 - Theyre down here with me. - Oh, shit! 638 00:51:19,288 --> 00:51:22,124 Shit! Shit! Shit! 639 00:51:22,207 --> 00:51:25,752 Mum says if you make an honest man ofme shell help you choose the curtains. 640 00:51:25,836 --> 00:51:29,631 Oh, wanker. You wanker! 641 00:51:51,111 --> 00:51:53,155 Hi, Mum. 642 00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:56,533 I'll be home for dinner. 643 00:51:58,327 --> 00:52:00,329 I'm still at Kevins. 644 00:52:01,955 --> 00:52:04,374 What, did he ring? 645 00:52:04,458 --> 00:52:07,544 Oh, well, we had a bit of a row yesterday, 646 00:52:07,628 --> 00:52:09,546 so I went and stayed at Daves last night. 647 00:52:09,630 --> 00:52:14,176 - But I'm back at Kevins now. -Are you staying in bed all day, then? 648 00:52:14,259 --> 00:52:17,012 Look, Mum, I've gotta go. I'm on someone elses— 649 00:52:17,095 --> 00:52:20,432 Kevins phone. 650 00:52:20,516 --> 00:52:24,394 Sorry… for worrying you. 651 00:52:24,478 --> 00:52:28,023 Yeah. See ya. 652 00:52:28,106 --> 00:52:30,776 Shit. 653 00:52:30,859 --> 00:52:34,905 By the way, you hogged the bloody duvet again last night. 654 00:52:38,617 --> 00:52:41,620 - Whats up? - Could we get out of here? 655 00:52:43,705 --> 00:52:45,707 Were only lying to protect other people. 656 00:52:45,791 --> 00:52:48,544 Yeah, but when Kevin called you queer the other day, you denied it! 657 00:52:48,627 --> 00:52:51,421 If you really do like beingI mean, how can you really like yourself… 658 00:52:51,505 --> 00:52:53,590 if you deny what you are? 659 00:52:53,674 --> 00:52:57,135 - All right, lets tell everyone then. - No, don't you dare! 660 00:53:01,390 --> 00:53:04,852 Look, I'm sorry. I 661 00:53:04,893 --> 00:53:07,145 I'm so scared. 662 00:53:07,229 --> 00:53:10,482 I feel like everyones watching. 663 00:53:10,566 --> 00:53:12,526 I know. 664 00:53:12,609 --> 00:53:16,780 Listen, if you tell anyone, it's off. 665 00:53:16,822 --> 00:53:18,824 If anyone even starts to suspect, it's off. 666 00:53:18,907 --> 00:53:21,076 Its on then, is it? 667 00:53:21,118 --> 00:53:24,621 Of course it's on. I 668 00:53:24,705 --> 00:53:27,082 I like you a lot. 669 00:53:27,124 --> 00:53:30,377 - What about Christina? - No contest. 670 00:53:30,460 --> 00:53:32,588 Youre a better kisser. 671 00:53:32,629 --> 00:53:34,923 - Promise? - Promise. 672 00:53:49,813 --> 00:53:52,191 You sure you're not getting the wrong signals? 673 00:53:52,274 --> 00:53:54,234 Steve, he kissed me. 674 00:53:54,318 --> 00:53:57,279 - Where? - On the ring road. 675 00:53:57,362 --> 00:53:59,948 - No, I mean - On the cheek. 676 00:54:00,032 --> 00:54:02,326 Oh, must be love, then. 677 00:54:02,367 --> 00:54:04,703 What would you know about love? 678 00:54:04,745 --> 00:54:08,165 Best you ever manage is a quick one with a complete stranger. 679 00:54:09,708 --> 00:54:13,420 Linda 680 00:54:13,504 --> 00:54:16,798 Youre right. What would I know? 681 00:54:16,882 --> 00:54:19,760 I didnt know it could be like that. 682 00:54:19,843 --> 00:54:22,721 It was like everything went in slow motion. 683 00:54:22,763 --> 00:54:24,848 You know, like in a film… 684 00:54:24,890 --> 00:54:27,559 when two people stare into each others eyes, 685 00:54:27,643 --> 00:54:30,062 - and they both just know that - Bollocks! 686 00:54:31,271 --> 00:54:33,398 Bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks! 687 00:54:40,030 --> 00:54:41,949 I thought it was just going to be me and you. 688 00:54:42,032 --> 00:54:45,118 I didnt know I was gonna get offwith Wends. I didnt think youd mind. 689 00:54:45,202 --> 00:54:47,287 So, is Wendy gonna bring Jessica on all your dates, then? 690 00:54:47,371 --> 00:54:49,289 I didnt know she was coming. 691 00:54:49,373 --> 00:54:51,834 Hey, you don't think theyre on for a threesome, do you? 692 00:54:51,917 --> 00:54:54,545 Oh, God. You should have your balls surgically removed. 693 00:54:54,628 --> 00:54:56,588 Gonna need them later. 694 00:54:56,630 --> 00:54:59,174 You sit next to Steven. 695 00:55:05,138 --> 00:55:08,058 - Hi. - Hi. 696 00:55:11,937 --> 00:55:15,482 - So, where to now, then? - Arent you off to use your balls? 697 00:55:15,566 --> 00:55:18,026 Actually, I I quite fancy a burger. 698 00:55:18,068 --> 00:55:21,405 - Some poor animals balls, then. - Uh, listen, I've gotta get back home. 699 00:55:21,488 --> 00:55:24,283 - Me too. Walk me home? - Sure. 700 00:55:24,366 --> 00:55:26,285 - See you, then. - See you. 701 00:55:29,204 --> 00:55:31,540 So, where shall we go? 702 00:55:31,623 --> 00:55:33,709 - Fancy a Whopper? - Sure. 703 00:55:33,792 --> 00:55:36,712 We can always eat afterwards. 704 00:55:39,214 --> 00:55:41,550 You know, I reckon she can really drive, she just 705 00:55:41,592 --> 00:55:44,344 she just wants more driving lessons. 706 00:55:44,386 --> 00:55:47,931 Its funny, but I thought Linda was the one that you liked at the ball. 707 00:55:48,015 --> 00:55:50,893 - No. No, it wasnt her. - Oh. 708 00:55:52,603 --> 00:55:56,732 You know, I really en I really enjoyed dancing at the ball. 709 00:55:56,815 --> 00:56:00,235 -Thats what balls are for. -Well, more than that, I really enjoyed, 710 00:56:00,277 --> 00:56:03,238 you know, talking and that with you. 711 00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:06,909 Yeah. I enjoyed talking with you, too. 712 00:56:06,992 --> 00:56:10,287 - I feel like I can relax with you. - You can. 713 00:56:11,788 --> 00:56:15,792 - Yeah. Well, um, this is my house. - Oh. 714 00:56:17,294 --> 00:56:20,839 Um, thanks for walking me home. 715 00:56:20,923 --> 00:56:23,926 - Any time. - You mean that? 716 00:56:23,967 --> 00:56:27,554 - Yeah. - Thanks. 717 00:56:39,483 --> 00:56:43,278 -Jess - Lets not rush things. 718 00:56:46,532 --> 00:56:48,867 Jess 719 00:56:57,251 --> 00:56:59,503 Oh, bugger. 720 00:56:59,545 --> 00:57:01,964 I'll catch you later. I've gotta go and see the Head. 721 00:57:02,047 --> 00:57:04,508 See you later, mate. 722 00:57:06,510 --> 00:57:08,512 Hi. How was training? 723 00:57:08,595 --> 00:57:11,598 Look, I've already told you. Never talk to me in school. 724 00:57:11,682 --> 00:57:13,600 - I just wanted to - Never! 725 00:57:17,563 --> 00:57:20,566 I'm sorry, but… 726 00:57:20,649 --> 00:57:22,734 weve gotta be more careful. 727 00:57:22,776 --> 00:57:24,862 Weekends are best. We can meet Saturday. 728 00:57:24,945 --> 00:57:28,073 Great. Oh, shit. 729 00:57:28,156 --> 00:57:30,868 I've got to go to a bloody wedding on Saturday. 730 00:57:30,951 --> 00:57:32,911 Playing hard to get, eh? 731 00:57:52,681 --> 00:57:55,475 Shh, shh, shh. 732 00:58:02,024 --> 00:58:05,360 - Hi. - Hi. 733 00:58:07,070 --> 00:58:09,031 Hi. 734 00:58:09,072 --> 00:58:12,451 Steve, I What are you doing tonight? 735 00:58:12,534 --> 00:58:15,871 I thought we might go bowling, or something. 736 00:58:15,954 --> 00:58:18,999 Oh, I'm— I'm busy tonight. Maybe some other time. 737 00:58:19,041 --> 00:58:23,170 Ah, Steven. Are you ever on time for anything? 738 00:58:23,212 --> 00:58:25,631 - Sorry, sir. I've got the photos. - Fine. 739 00:58:25,714 --> 00:58:28,425 We were just discussing where to put your article. 740 00:58:28,509 --> 00:58:31,470 - My article? - 'Millennium Generation., 741 00:58:31,553 --> 00:58:35,516 - Your newspaper article. - It won the competition. 742 00:58:37,559 --> 00:58:40,312 - Oh, I hadnt heard. - Yeah. 743 00:58:40,395 --> 00:58:42,648 They want to present the check on prize day. 744 00:58:45,776 --> 00:58:47,694 And although the decision was difficult… 745 00:58:47,778 --> 00:58:51,031 because of the high quality of the entries, 746 00:58:51,114 --> 00:58:54,076 we felt your article to be the most professional, 747 00:58:54,159 --> 00:58:59,081 showing true potential and a feel for the craft that is journalism. 748 00:58:59,122 --> 00:59:02,835 There. Well, arent you proud? 749 00:59:02,918 --> 00:59:05,921 I'm— Were proud, really proud. Arent we? 750 00:59:06,004 --> 00:59:09,591 Mmm. And the 500 quidll come in handy, wont it? 751 00:59:09,633 --> 00:59:14,471 - I just I don't understand. - What? 752 00:59:14,513 --> 00:59:17,349 I don't understand how you could have sent it in without telling me. 753 00:59:17,432 --> 00:59:20,811 Well, I don't understand why you didnt. 754 00:59:20,853 --> 00:59:22,813 What was it? Too much effort to lick the stamp? 755 00:59:22,855 --> 00:59:24,481 Because it's rubbish! 756 00:59:24,565 --> 00:59:30,404 But all that stuff about this town having nothing for someone of your age 757 00:59:30,487 --> 00:59:34,700 I thought you really captured how a young person sees life. 758 00:59:34,783 --> 00:59:37,202 Life? 759 00:59:37,244 --> 00:59:39,329 What do you know about my life? 760 00:59:46,378 --> 00:59:49,381 Look, mate, cant it wait till tomorrow? 761 00:59:49,423 --> 00:59:52,718 I have to speak to her now. Its important. 762 00:59:52,801 --> 00:59:57,514 Ow! Yeah, well, sos her driving. 763 00:59:57,556 --> 01:00:00,017 - Shes got a test in two weeks. - Do you think shell pass? 764 01:00:00,142 --> 01:00:02,269 Bloody hope not. 765 01:00:02,311 --> 01:00:05,856 Still, if she is gonna drive this thing, the more practice she has, the better. 766 01:00:05,939 --> 01:00:09,151 Yeah, but a five-hour lesson? 767 01:00:22,539 --> 01:00:26,001 Hello, Steven. We havent seen you since Traceys christening. 768 01:00:26,043 --> 01:00:28,378 Probably. Not long enough. 769 01:00:33,717 --> 01:00:36,136 So, where was I? 770 01:00:37,554 --> 01:00:40,015 - Shagging Bob. - It was more than that. 771 01:00:40,057 --> 01:00:45,187 We… made love. God, it was better than I thought it could be. 772 01:00:45,270 --> 01:00:48,023 - So gentle and kind - Steve, 773 01:00:48,106 --> 01:00:51,443 - my man, hows things? - Fine. 774 01:00:51,527 --> 01:00:54,071 Arent you going to introduce us, then? 775 01:00:55,155 --> 01:00:57,032 No. 776 01:01:06,792 --> 01:01:08,961 Steve, whats got into you? 777 01:01:09,044 --> 01:01:10,963 I'm sick of everyone assuming you're my girlfriend. 778 01:01:11,046 --> 01:01:13,423 - Thats why you bloody invited me. - Well, things are different now. 779 01:01:13,507 --> 01:01:15,551 Why? 780 01:01:15,634 --> 01:01:19,221 Steve, you're so fucked up by all this. Just tell your parents the truth. 781 01:01:19,304 --> 01:01:23,433 Yeah, why don't we get the best man to announce it? 782 01:01:23,475 --> 01:01:26,103 Lins, I've got to get out of here. 783 01:01:26,186 --> 01:01:28,146 - Lets go for a walk. - No, I mean out. 784 01:01:28,230 --> 01:01:30,107 I want to go back to Basingstoke. 785 01:01:30,190 --> 01:01:32,943 Sweetheart, no one ever wants to go back to Basingstoke. 786 01:01:33,026 --> 01:01:35,737 Yeah, well, I do. 787 01:01:35,821 --> 01:01:38,073 - Youve got to help me. - Why? 788 01:01:40,117 --> 01:01:42,119 I'll tell you if you agree to help me. 789 01:01:45,747 --> 01:01:50,669 -John Dixon and me were lovers. - In your dreams! 790 01:01:50,711 --> 01:01:52,462 Its true! Thats who I was with all last weekend. 791 01:01:52,546 --> 01:01:56,425 Weve done itloads and he loved it! He loved me! 792 01:01:56,508 --> 01:02:00,679 - Steve, slow down. John Dixon - Is my lover. 793 01:02:00,721 --> 01:02:04,516 If he was my girlfriend he could be here with me. 794 01:02:06,518 --> 01:02:09,605 I've got to see him today. I don't know when hell be free again. 795 01:02:09,688 --> 01:02:12,191 - Well, lets just go. - My dadll freak. 796 01:02:12,274 --> 01:02:16,403 He says I belong here. I don't fucking belong here. 797 01:02:16,445 --> 01:02:20,991 - Darling, you're cracking up. - Dont be melodramatic. 798 01:02:22,784 --> 01:02:26,079 - Faint! - What? 799 01:02:26,121 --> 01:02:29,208 -Just do it! - Dont be melodramatic, just faint? 800 01:02:29,291 --> 01:02:31,835 Oh, please! Then my dadll let me take you home! 801 01:02:31,919 --> 01:02:36,882 - Steven Carter, I really hate - Hate me, detest mejust faint! 802 01:02:45,974 --> 01:02:47,935 Oh, my God! 803 01:02:47,976 --> 01:02:50,604 Shes fainted! Linda! 804 01:02:50,687 --> 01:02:53,398 - Lins! - Linda? 805 01:02:55,943 --> 01:02:59,154 - Shes coming round. - Where am I? 806 01:03:15,045 --> 01:03:17,339 - Hi. - Hi. 807 01:03:21,260 --> 01:03:25,180 - I guess your parents are in. - Yeah. 808 01:03:26,723 --> 01:03:29,518 Pity. 809 01:03:29,601 --> 01:03:32,354 There is one place we can go. 810 01:03:36,775 --> 01:03:39,236 Its over there. 811 01:03:57,921 --> 01:04:01,508 We wont have to go through all this shit after youve left school. 812 01:04:01,592 --> 01:04:04,511 Itll be great. I can visit you in Oxford and 813 01:04:04,595 --> 01:04:06,513 You can what? 814 01:04:06,597 --> 01:04:09,266 - Come and see you in Oxford. - Christ! 815 01:04:09,349 --> 01:04:13,645 What are you thinking about Oxford for? Its months away. 816 01:04:13,729 --> 01:04:16,523 Guess so. 817 01:04:16,607 --> 01:04:20,068 - Are you looking forward to it? - Yeah, maybe. 818 01:04:21,195 --> 01:04:23,155 Well, it's funny. 819 01:04:23,197 --> 01:04:26,241 I cant ever remember making a decision to go there. 820 01:04:26,325 --> 01:04:30,787 Its like it's like it was something marked out for me… 821 01:04:30,871 --> 01:04:32,831 by fate. 822 01:04:32,873 --> 01:04:35,501 No. By my dad, I suppose. 823 01:04:35,584 --> 01:04:37,544 - What, cause he went there? - Yeah. 824 01:04:37,586 --> 01:04:42,216 My dad the Oxford blue in everything from rugby to cricket to tiddlywinks. 825 01:04:44,009 --> 01:04:46,845 Cant blame your parents for wanting the best, though. 826 01:04:46,887 --> 01:04:48,889 I'm sure I'll be the same. 827 01:04:52,893 --> 01:04:54,853 Sure. 828 01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:59,191 - You hoping to have kids, then? - Yeah. 829 01:04:59,233 --> 01:05:02,361 Well, I mean, I suppose so. 830 01:05:02,444 --> 01:05:04,696 Oh, sod it. Listen to us! 831 01:05:04,780 --> 01:05:06,907 All thats centuries away. 832 01:05:06,990 --> 01:05:11,411 You do want me to come and see you in Oxford, don't you? 833 01:05:11,453 --> 01:05:13,413 Course I do. 834 01:05:13,455 --> 01:05:16,750 Its just I've heard their rowing team have their best cox for years. 835 01:05:19,086 --> 01:05:21,171 Quiet! 836 01:05:22,256 --> 01:05:25,425 - I think I saw someone. - Shit! 837 01:05:25,509 --> 01:05:27,928 Wed better split up. 838 01:06:24,651 --> 01:06:28,447 This time you were lucky. You ran into one of us lot. 839 01:06:28,530 --> 01:06:31,658 But it could have been a lot worse. You understand me, Steven? 840 01:06:33,744 --> 01:06:35,996 I hope you do. 841 01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:38,207 Yes, I-I think hes got the point. 842 01:06:38,290 --> 01:06:41,752 Thank you very much for bringing him home. Can I show you out? 843 01:06:51,887 --> 01:06:53,805 Steven. 844 01:06:55,432 --> 01:06:57,768 What were you doing in those woods? 845 01:06:58,852 --> 01:07:01,271 It was just a laugh. I'm sorry. 846 01:07:01,313 --> 01:07:04,691 Oh, you're sorry. Youre sorry. 847 01:07:04,775 --> 01:07:09,404 You heard what he said. How can you have been such a stupid sod? 848 01:07:09,488 --> 01:07:12,824 - Graham. - Well, use your imagination! 849 01:07:12,908 --> 01:07:15,661 He could have been molested by some dirty old queer! 850 01:07:15,744 --> 01:07:18,664 God, the thought of it makes me sick. 851 01:07:18,705 --> 01:07:21,124 What on Gods earth possessed you? 852 01:07:21,208 --> 01:07:24,127 Well, where else were we supposed to go? 853 01:07:29,216 --> 01:07:31,552 Oh, God. 854 01:07:32,636 --> 01:07:34,847 You don't think it's drugs, do you? 855 01:07:53,407 --> 01:07:57,995 - That was a long run. - Yeah, uh, I'll get a shower. 856 01:07:58,078 --> 01:08:00,038 Oh, Christina called again. 857 01:08:53,842 --> 01:08:56,929 - Well, how is he? - Asleep. 858 01:09:00,724 --> 01:09:03,101 I don't think it's drugs, Graham. 859 01:09:04,770 --> 01:09:07,648 Well, I don't know who these so-called friends of his are, 860 01:09:07,689 --> 01:09:10,567 but theyre no good for him. 861 01:10:08,584 --> 01:10:10,460 - What are you doing? - Whats this crap? 862 01:10:10,544 --> 01:10:12,337 'Walking in the Cotswolds., 863 01:10:12,421 --> 01:10:16,008 Yeah. We have to put some stuff in from the staff. 864 01:10:17,968 --> 01:10:19,761 Are you putting something new into the mag? 865 01:10:19,803 --> 01:10:22,931 No. 866 01:10:23,974 --> 01:10:26,852 - Yours? - Thanks. 867 01:10:30,981 --> 01:10:33,066 So, you fancy eating lunch together? 868 01:10:33,150 --> 01:10:35,986 Uh, I'm busy lunchtime. 869 01:10:39,198 --> 01:10:41,909 Steve, 870 01:10:41,992 --> 01:10:44,953 - do you like me or not? - Yeah, of course I like you. 871 01:10:45,037 --> 01:10:47,873 No. Do you like me? 872 01:10:49,875 --> 01:10:51,835 Um 873 01:10:51,877 --> 01:10:54,713 - You kissed me the other night. - I kissed you? 874 01:10:54,796 --> 01:10:57,424 And at the ball you said you had your eye on someone. 875 01:11:00,928 --> 01:11:04,306 Look, Jessica, I've been meaning to talk to you 876 01:11:11,605 --> 01:11:15,859 - Oh, God. - I'm sorry. It was my fault. 877 01:11:15,943 --> 01:11:18,654 How could I have been so stupid? 878 01:11:20,489 --> 01:11:23,116 Sorry, I Something you said? 879 01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:26,078 Something I'm not allowed to say. 880 01:11:27,746 --> 01:11:30,332 Did, um did you get home all right last night? 881 01:11:30,415 --> 01:11:33,252 - Not exactly. - What happened? 882 01:11:33,293 --> 01:11:36,171 - I was picked up by the police. - And? 883 01:11:36,255 --> 01:11:38,257 Well, what do you think? 884 01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:40,509 They just gave me a lecture about the park being out of bounds at night… 885 01:11:40,592 --> 01:11:43,095 cause it's full of disgusting people like us. 886 01:11:45,222 --> 01:11:49,268 - Are you okay? - Being a bit reckless, arent you? 887 01:11:49,309 --> 01:11:52,354 Look, um can we meet up again soon? 888 01:11:52,437 --> 01:11:56,400 Its more difficult now. My parents werent thrilled about last night. 889 01:11:56,483 --> 01:11:59,111 Look. 890 01:12:02,698 --> 01:12:04,700 Thats my mobile number. 891 01:12:04,783 --> 01:12:06,827 If you can escape, call. 892 01:12:06,869 --> 01:12:08,912 Please. 893 01:12:10,998 --> 01:12:14,251 All right. I suppose I can fit you in later on in the week. 894 01:12:14,376 --> 01:12:18,088 Who are you? 895 01:12:18,172 --> 01:12:20,090 Answer! 896 01:12:29,850 --> 01:12:32,895 Uh, is it okay if I just pop over to Lindas? 897 01:12:32,978 --> 01:12:36,148 Yeah, okay. Dont be too late back. 898 01:12:43,113 --> 01:12:46,325 - Hello, beautiful. - You do recognize me, then. 899 01:12:46,408 --> 01:12:49,328 I was talking to the car. 900 01:13:05,344 --> 01:13:09,515 Hi, Johnny. Listen, I managed to sneak out. Can you make it to the canal? 901 01:13:10,682 --> 01:13:14,853 Uh, tonights not convenient. I'm busy. 902 01:13:14,937 --> 01:13:17,231 Convenient? Johnny, I'm-I'm— 903 01:13:17,314 --> 01:13:21,151 Hang on a minute. Youre breaking up. 904 01:13:25,697 --> 01:13:28,033 Wh-Whats so important you cant see me? 905 01:13:28,116 --> 01:13:31,245 Um, Steve, I'm, uh I'm training. 906 01:13:31,328 --> 01:13:35,582 - When do you think youll finish? - I don't know. I've gotta go. 907 01:13:37,042 --> 01:13:40,045 John. Johnny. 908 01:13:43,882 --> 01:13:48,011 Sorry. We wont be disturbed again. 909 01:14:16,123 --> 01:14:18,083 I'll see you soon. 910 01:14:21,170 --> 01:14:23,213 - Ring me when you get back. - See ya. 911 01:14:32,556 --> 01:14:34,474 Steve? 912 01:14:36,101 --> 01:14:38,937 - Steve! Steve, wait! -Just get out of my life. 913 01:14:40,522 --> 01:14:44,860 'Training'? What for? 914 01:14:44,943 --> 01:14:47,279 - You lied to me. - Steve, will you just 915 01:14:47,362 --> 01:14:49,823 - You lied to me! - Steve! 916 01:14:51,700 --> 01:14:56,163 Steve, I-I havent even spoken to Christina since the ball. 917 01:14:56,205 --> 01:14:59,208 Honestly. But don't you see? 918 01:14:59,291 --> 01:15:02,544 If I see her from time to time, then no one will suspect that you and me are 919 01:15:02,628 --> 01:15:06,089 - Oh, so you're just using her. - Yeah! No, I mean I 920 01:15:06,173 --> 01:15:10,552 If she means nothing to you why didnt you tell me you were seeing her tonight? 921 01:15:14,765 --> 01:15:18,352 It cant work, John. I cant stand it. 922 01:15:19,895 --> 01:15:24,233 Okay. You want the truth, right? 923 01:15:24,316 --> 01:15:26,443 I wanted to see Christina tonight. 924 01:15:26,527 --> 01:15:30,113 Great. So now I know. 925 01:15:30,197 --> 01:15:32,366 Just listen, will you? 926 01:15:32,449 --> 01:15:34,826 You don't know! 927 01:15:34,910 --> 01:15:38,580 You don't know what it's like… being me. 928 01:15:38,622 --> 01:15:44,169 -John. - I went out with Christina because… 929 01:15:44,253 --> 01:15:46,964 I needed to feel good about… 930 01:15:47,047 --> 01:15:48,966 myself. 931 01:15:51,260 --> 01:15:55,305 - And did you? - All I felt 932 01:15:55,389 --> 01:16:00,435 all I felt was that I was going through the motions 933 01:16:00,477 --> 01:16:03,313 holding her, kissing her, 934 01:16:03,438 --> 01:16:05,357 hoping wed drive past Kevin and the gang… 935 01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:08,277 so they can see me with the most beautiful girl in town. 936 01:16:09,903 --> 01:16:14,199 And she is. Shes really 937 01:16:14,241 --> 01:16:16,285 I like her. 938 01:16:16,368 --> 01:16:18,370 I really like her. 939 01:16:19,538 --> 01:16:23,417 Do you do you love her? 940 01:16:26,503 --> 01:16:30,090 Steven, I love you. 941 01:16:35,012 --> 01:16:36,930 H-How do I know that? 942 01:16:37,014 --> 01:16:40,142 Well, if will make you feel better, I wont see Christina anymore. 943 01:16:40,225 --> 01:16:43,896 Oh, Johnny, 944 01:16:43,937 --> 01:16:47,566 don't you see thats not enough? 945 01:16:47,649 --> 01:16:51,612 I want to make you feel good about yourself. I want you to be proud of us. 946 01:16:51,653 --> 01:16:54,865 But you're not! 947 01:16:54,948 --> 01:16:58,327 Youre ashamed to be seen with me. You don't want people to know were friends! 948 01:16:58,368 --> 01:17:01,455 God, when other people are around, you don't even want to talk to me! 949 01:17:01,496 --> 01:17:03,540 - I will. - Liar. 950 01:17:03,624 --> 01:17:08,295 I will! J-Just one more chance. I'll prove I love you. 951 01:17:12,257 --> 01:17:14,176 Please. 952 01:17:21,725 --> 01:17:23,894 You need a shave. 953 01:17:23,977 --> 01:17:27,856 I shaved last month. 954 01:17:27,898 --> 01:17:32,027 ♪ I wanna be Bobbys girl ♪ 955 01:17:32,069 --> 01:17:36,865 ♪ I wanna be Bobbys girl ♪ 956 01:17:44,706 --> 01:17:52,840 ♪ I wanna be Bobbys girl ♪ 957 01:17:57,094 --> 01:17:59,304 Blimey. 958 01:17:59,388 --> 01:18:03,183 - Thought you had a driving lesson. - I have. 959 01:18:19,992 --> 01:18:22,035 Hello. 960 01:18:22,119 --> 01:18:23,996 Where's Bob? 961 01:18:24,079 --> 01:18:26,456 Youve just got to give him time. 962 01:18:26,498 --> 01:18:28,458 Hell come round. 963 01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:31,295 He's probably scared of commitment and stuff. 964 01:18:31,336 --> 01:18:33,589 He's a bastard. 965 01:18:33,672 --> 01:18:36,633 A married bastard. 966 01:18:36,717 --> 01:18:39,052 A married bastard with kids. 967 01:18:43,432 --> 01:18:46,977 God, Lins. I'm so sorry. 968 01:18:47,060 --> 01:18:49,521 Dont feel sorry for me. 969 01:18:52,149 --> 01:18:54,776 So, Julie 970 01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:57,321 You don't mind if I call you Julie, do you? 971 01:18:59,573 --> 01:19:01,491 Hop in. 972 01:19:10,626 --> 01:19:12,628 You all right? 973 01:19:22,554 --> 01:19:27,059 - Its at half past 5:00 tonight. - I don't think I can make it. 974 01:19:27,142 --> 01:19:30,270 Your friends bring them, definitely. Hi, Steve. 975 01:19:30,354 --> 01:19:32,439 Hi. 976 01:19:32,523 --> 01:19:35,984 Got some good news. I'll meet you at the top gates at lunchtime. 977 01:19:38,278 --> 01:19:42,449 These are the two, um, designs for the 978 01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:47,412 Fuck me. 979 01:19:47,496 --> 01:19:51,500 - Sorry, Mark? - Sorry, sir. Listen to this. 980 01:19:51,583 --> 01:19:57,005 'Get Real. Anonymous. I am a pupil at this school, I am 1 6 and I am gay., 981 01:19:57,047 --> 01:19:59,132 Bloody hell! 982 01:19:59,216 --> 01:20:01,176 'Someone once wrote that ones real life… 983 01:20:01,218 --> 01:20:03,470 is so often the life that one does not lead. 984 01:20:03,512 --> 01:20:06,557 I wish I could lead my real life. 985 01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:09,309 I am writing this article because I'm angry, 986 01:20:09,393 --> 01:20:12,437 and because I want to impress on all of you parents… 987 01:20:12,521 --> 01:20:14,898 that your assumption that your children are heterosexual… 988 01:20:14,982 --> 01:20:16,650 may be causing them pain., 989 01:20:16,733 --> 01:20:19,278 Arent there two Ss in 'assumption'? 990 01:20:19,361 --> 01:20:21,363 - Let me see this. - We cant print this. 991 01:20:21,446 --> 01:20:25,409 Why not? It sounds great! Itll give people something to talk about. 992 01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:28,412 Yeah, and it's a lot more interesting than 'Walking in the Cotswolds', 993 01:20:29,496 --> 01:20:31,415 or whatever it could replace. 994 01:20:31,498 --> 01:20:35,669 - Didnt you authorize this, sir? - No. No, I didnt. 995 01:20:35,752 --> 01:20:41,008 Someone in this room did. Were the only ones with the password. 996 01:20:41,091 --> 01:20:46,388 I did. It was handed in anonymously, and I thought it was well-written… 997 01:20:46,430 --> 01:20:49,057 and thought-provoking. 998 01:20:49,099 --> 01:20:51,059 It certainly is. 999 01:20:51,101 --> 01:20:54,771 Look, I'll read it, but I'll have to talk to the Head about this. 1000 01:20:54,855 --> 01:20:57,482 - Can you print it out for me, Mark? - Sure. 1001 01:21:16,210 --> 01:21:18,754 - Why didnt you just tell me? - Yeah, right. 1002 01:21:18,837 --> 01:21:22,049 You couldve. I told you… stuff. 1003 01:21:22,132 --> 01:21:24,885 Yeah, I know. 1004 01:21:24,968 --> 01:21:28,055 I wanted to, especially when I realized that 1005 01:21:29,264 --> 01:21:31,892 But I was protecting someone else. 1006 01:21:33,852 --> 01:21:36,522 He's a lucky guy, whoever he is. 1007 01:21:36,605 --> 01:21:38,524 So am I. 1008 01:21:40,359 --> 01:21:43,403 Hang on. You said it was someone at the ball. 1009 01:21:43,445 --> 01:21:46,365 So hes at this school. 1010 01:21:46,406 --> 01:21:48,575 Oh, wow. Who is it? 1011 01:21:48,659 --> 01:21:51,495 Tell me. Go on. I wont tell a soul, I promise. 1012 01:21:52,788 --> 01:21:54,748 Its not Mark? 1013 01:21:54,790 --> 01:21:57,084 - Oh, Wendyll be - Its not Mark. 1014 01:22:01,004 --> 01:22:05,050 Yeah, well, I was right about one thing: You are different from other blokes. 1015 01:22:05,133 --> 01:22:08,887 - Shit! Bloody fascist. - What? 1016 01:22:08,929 --> 01:22:10,931 Alcock wont let us print that gay article. 1017 01:22:10,973 --> 01:22:14,101 Something about this sort of thing having no place in a decent school. 1018 01:22:14,184 --> 01:22:16,478 He's such a bloody fascist! 1019 01:22:16,562 --> 01:22:18,730 'Disgusted at Basingstoke, strikes again. 1020 01:22:18,772 --> 01:22:21,024 Well, thats it. Theres nothing we can do. 1021 01:22:21,108 --> 01:22:22,609 There is. 1022 01:22:22,651 --> 01:22:26,321 We can print an empty page with the word 'Censored, running across it. 1023 01:22:26,405 --> 01:22:28,866 We owe that much to the poor bugger who wrote it, don't we? 1024 01:22:28,949 --> 01:22:32,327 Oh, I'm sure the poor bugger will be delighted. 1025 01:22:41,378 --> 01:22:43,463 Uh, no. I'll catch you later. 1026 01:22:47,968 --> 01:22:49,887 - Guess what. - Youre pregnant. 1027 01:22:49,970 --> 01:22:53,348 No. My parents are going away for the whole weekend. Well, how bout it? 1028 01:22:53,432 --> 01:22:55,767 Ooh, I'll have to think about it. 1029 01:23:11,450 --> 01:23:15,370 ♪ When you're lyin on your back in a field ♪ 1030 01:23:15,454 --> 01:23:19,333 ♪ When you're sinkin in the bluegrass ♪ 1031 01:23:19,416 --> 01:23:23,170 ♪ And it feels so incredibly real ♪ 1032 01:23:23,253 --> 01:23:26,882 ♪ And a minute is a day passed ♪ 1033 01:23:28,133 --> 01:23:32,304 ♪ Lets get up early head for the sun ♪ 1034 01:23:36,141 --> 01:23:39,853 ♪ Just me and you my beautiful one ♪ 1035 01:23:39,937 --> 01:23:45,359 Fuck! You bastard! You bastard! 1036 01:23:47,319 --> 01:23:50,489 And it's the magnificent Dixon out in front by a mile! 1037 01:23:54,785 --> 01:23:57,454 - Dixon wins again! - Well see about that. 1038 01:24:01,708 --> 01:24:03,627 - Hi. - Hi. 1039 01:24:14,930 --> 01:24:16,890 Oh! 1040 01:24:29,695 --> 01:24:31,697 Hi, boss. 1041 01:24:31,780 --> 01:24:34,700 Oh, hi, Kev. 1042 01:24:37,619 --> 01:24:40,622 Um, 1043 01:24:40,706 --> 01:24:44,209 I was just going jogging, thought you might want to come. 1044 01:24:44,293 --> 01:24:48,255 Sorry, mate. Carter and me are having a swim. Join us if you like. 1045 01:24:48,338 --> 01:24:52,259 Oh, no. I'll finish me run. 1046 01:24:53,302 --> 01:24:55,929 - Catch ya later. - All right, mate. 1047 01:25:06,231 --> 01:25:09,693 - I cant believe you asked him in. - Its all right. He cant swim! 1048 01:25:09,776 --> 01:25:12,279 He cant swim? 1049 01:25:15,699 --> 01:25:17,451 To us. 1050 01:25:24,666 --> 01:25:27,461 Do you think I could persuade my parents to go and live somewhere else? 1051 01:25:27,544 --> 01:25:29,463 What do you want to move out of here for? 1052 01:25:29,546 --> 01:25:32,132 No, pillock. Id stay here. 1053 01:25:32,216 --> 01:25:34,426 You could come and live with me. 1054 01:25:37,888 --> 01:25:39,973 I don't think I could do that, Johnny. 1055 01:25:40,057 --> 01:25:43,143 - Why? - Its just 1056 01:25:47,940 --> 01:25:51,568 The wallpaper in the sitting room really clashes with the carpet. 1057 01:25:57,241 --> 01:25:59,243 Come here. 1058 01:26:25,978 --> 01:26:29,064 Will you stop worrying? 1059 01:26:29,147 --> 01:26:31,191 Whos worrying? 1060 01:26:31,275 --> 01:26:34,361 Youve hardly said a word all weekend. 1061 01:26:35,445 --> 01:26:37,364 Sorry. 1062 01:26:41,952 --> 01:26:45,330 Youre the one who says I'm too hard on him. 1063 01:26:45,414 --> 01:26:48,917 If hes made a mate of this John whats-his-name, 1064 01:26:49,001 --> 01:26:51,420 I'm all for it. 1065 01:26:51,503 --> 01:26:55,048 - He's going to Oxford, you know. - So he said. 1066 01:27:02,848 --> 01:27:05,184 Graham 1067 01:27:05,225 --> 01:27:08,145 - I'm back. - Hello. 1068 01:27:08,228 --> 01:27:10,189 - Good time? - Yeah, we had a wicked time. 1069 01:27:10,272 --> 01:27:12,232 Good. 1070 01:27:36,757 --> 01:27:39,510 - You were fantastic! - Steve. 1071 01:27:39,593 --> 01:27:42,804 I tried to find you before the race. Whats going on? 1072 01:27:42,888 --> 01:27:45,224 The whole schools talking about that censored page in the magazine. 1073 01:27:45,307 --> 01:27:46,266 Oh, that. 1074 01:27:46,350 --> 01:27:48,268 People are saying it was about being gay. 1075 01:27:48,310 --> 01:27:50,521 - Was it? - Um 1076 01:27:50,604 --> 01:27:53,565 - You wrote it, didnt you? - I thought it might have been you. 1077 01:27:53,649 --> 01:27:56,068 I cant believe youve done this. Dont you see? 1078 01:27:56,193 --> 01:28:01,156 People know were mates now. Does anyone know you wrote that article? 1079 01:28:01,240 --> 01:28:04,576 - I think Jessica might have guessed. - Oh, shit! 1080 01:28:14,378 --> 01:28:18,048 Just to confirm the winner of the senior boys, 100 metres, 1081 01:28:18,131 --> 01:28:20,843 it was John Dixon. 1082 01:28:24,805 --> 01:28:27,266 I guess we should sell some more magazines. 1083 01:28:27,349 --> 01:28:30,185 - Its him, isn't it? - What? 1084 01:28:30,269 --> 01:28:31,895 You know what I mean. The one you're protecting 1085 01:28:31,979 --> 01:28:33,897 it's John, isn't it? 1086 01:28:37,234 --> 01:28:40,237 -John-fucking-Superman Dixon. -Jess 1087 01:28:40,279 --> 01:28:43,532 - Hi, Steve. - Uh, hi. 1088 01:28:43,615 --> 01:28:45,951 - This is my mum and dad. Jess. - Hello, Jess. 1089 01:28:46,034 --> 01:28:48,537 -Hello. -Hi. Can I interest you in a magazine? 1090 01:28:48,620 --> 01:28:51,832 - Oh, yes, please. - Steves winning masterpiece is in it. 1091 01:28:51,915 --> 01:28:54,710 - There you are. A pound. - Thank you. All right. 1092 01:28:54,793 --> 01:28:56,712 I better go see if I can sell some more of these. 1093 01:28:56,795 --> 01:28:58,922 Okay. 1094 01:28:59,006 --> 01:29:00,924 I'll be back in a minute. 1095 01:29:02,593 --> 01:29:06,054 -Jess, please! - So thats why he dumped Christina. 1096 01:29:06,138 --> 01:29:09,600 -Jess, please. Youll ruin everything. - I'm not gonna say anything. 1097 01:29:09,683 --> 01:29:12,936 I promise. But you have to be more discreet. 1098 01:29:13,020 --> 01:29:15,314 People arent stupid. 1099 01:29:17,024 --> 01:29:19,818 The final event of the day, 1100 01:29:19,902 --> 01:29:24,948 the senior four by 100 metre relay, will begin in five minutes. 1101 01:29:25,032 --> 01:29:27,993 - Oh, John. - Hi, Dad. 1102 01:29:28,035 --> 01:29:30,162 -Just a quick word. - Yeah, sure. 1103 01:29:30,204 --> 01:29:32,706 I wanted to ask you whos Steven Carter? 1104 01:29:32,748 --> 01:29:34,082 What? Why? 1105 01:29:34,166 --> 01:29:36,502 Well, these photos of you theyre fantastic. 1106 01:29:36,585 --> 01:29:38,629 Id really like some prints. Is Steven here today? 1107 01:29:38,712 --> 01:29:41,340 No! I mean, I don't know. I don't know him. 1108 01:29:41,381 --> 01:29:43,425 Well, you must know him if he took these photos. 1109 01:29:43,509 --> 01:29:47,930 - I cant remember. It was ages ago. - Raymond, I found him. 1110 01:29:48,013 --> 01:29:51,475 - Steven, this is Johns father. - Pleased to meet you. 1111 01:29:51,558 --> 01:29:53,727 Stevens been saying lovely things about the house. 1112 01:29:53,810 --> 01:29:56,688 - Our house? - He stayed the weekend with John. 1113 01:29:56,772 --> 01:29:59,733 -Ah, there you are, Steven. - Hello. We thought wed lost you. 1114 01:29:59,775 --> 01:30:03,362 -Sorry. -Id better go. I've got a race to run. 1115 01:30:03,445 --> 01:30:08,158 - Uh, John, this is my mum and dad. -John. 1116 01:30:08,242 --> 01:30:09,826 Uh, this is Mr. and Mrs. Dixon. 1117 01:30:18,544 --> 01:30:21,088 - Well, were not exactly mates. - But you came to our house. 1118 01:30:21,171 --> 01:30:23,841 Uh, yeah, just to give John a book hed lent me. 1119 01:30:23,924 --> 01:30:26,593 But you said you were with John all weekend. 1120 01:30:26,677 --> 01:30:28,637 - Oh, Graham - On your marks! 1121 01:30:28,679 --> 01:30:32,266 - Hang on. Theyre starting. - Set! 1122 01:30:32,307 --> 01:30:36,270 Why not wait for the baton, Dixon? 1123 01:31:26,320 --> 01:31:29,031 Shit. 1124 01:31:38,457 --> 01:31:41,752 - Whats happened to him? - He said hed meet us here. 1125 01:31:42,836 --> 01:31:44,796 Whats she staring at? 1126 01:31:44,880 --> 01:31:48,884 Maybe shes not happy about our son using her son as an alibi. 1127 01:31:48,967 --> 01:31:54,097 - How do you know Johns not the liar? - Stevens hiding something. 1128 01:31:57,434 --> 01:32:00,312 Graham, can we go and sit in the car for a moment? 1129 01:32:00,395 --> 01:32:02,314 Why? 1130 01:32:04,691 --> 01:32:07,069 Cause I've got something to tell you. 1131 01:32:10,447 --> 01:32:12,824 I was so fucking embarrassed. 1132 01:32:12,908 --> 01:32:15,494 Why did you tell your parents you were at my place? 1133 01:32:15,536 --> 01:32:18,413 Because I thought we were going to be honest about being friends. 1134 01:32:18,497 --> 01:32:21,708 Dont worry. 1135 01:32:21,750 --> 01:32:23,836 If anything, theyve all decided I'm the one whos lying. 1136 01:32:23,919 --> 01:32:26,380 And why did you write that bloody article? 1137 01:32:26,421 --> 01:32:30,008 If Jessicas guessed then everyonell know soon. 1138 01:32:31,385 --> 01:32:35,347 Johnny, we can get round this. 1139 01:32:35,389 --> 01:32:39,226 No, not if it means everyone finding out. 1140 01:32:44,106 --> 01:32:48,443 He's our son, Graham. He needs our support. 1141 01:32:55,492 --> 01:32:58,203 - Have you seen Steven? - Oh, sorry. No. 1142 01:32:58,287 --> 01:33:00,747 Cant let him be late for his award. 1143 01:33:00,831 --> 01:33:04,001 - Maybe hes inside. - Yeah. 1144 01:33:04,084 --> 01:33:06,962 Uh, you must be very proud of him. 1145 01:33:14,469 --> 01:33:16,305 Where are you going? 1146 01:33:16,346 --> 01:33:18,932 I'm going to go and watch our son get an award. 1147 01:33:29,067 --> 01:33:32,696 - Look, can we just - Steven, mate, I 1148 01:33:32,779 --> 01:33:36,575 - I'm not your mate. - Well, what are you then? 1149 01:33:36,658 --> 01:33:38,577 I thought I was your 1150 01:33:40,454 --> 01:33:42,873 It doesnt matter. 1151 01:33:44,541 --> 01:33:46,793 Well be late for the awards. 1152 01:33:47,878 --> 01:33:49,796 Johnny, your bag. 1153 01:34:05,187 --> 01:34:07,147 Bastard. 1154 01:34:09,399 --> 01:34:12,110 Fucking bastard. 1155 01:34:15,280 --> 01:34:17,449 I love you, you bastard. 1156 01:34:20,994 --> 01:34:23,413 What the fuck? 1157 01:34:23,455 --> 01:34:25,457 Why are you going through Johns stuff? 1158 01:34:25,541 --> 01:34:29,545 - Probably getting a cheap thrill. - That right, is it, Carter? 1159 01:34:29,628 --> 01:34:32,214 You really are queer. 1160 01:34:34,800 --> 01:34:38,220 Well, Johnnys our mate, and hes not queer, right? 1161 01:34:38,303 --> 01:34:41,473 Say it: Johnnys not queer. Say it! 1162 01:34:41,515 --> 01:34:44,434 You two found my bag, or 1163 01:34:44,476 --> 01:34:49,314 -Whats going on? -This little queer ripped up your shirt. 1164 01:34:49,356 --> 01:34:51,817 He's in love with you. Thats right, isn't it? 1165 01:34:51,900 --> 01:34:54,653 -Johnny, I - What the fuck is this? 1166 01:34:56,071 --> 01:34:58,031 Wait outside. 1167 01:35:05,789 --> 01:35:09,543 - Johnny, I - Shut it! 1168 01:35:17,176 --> 01:35:19,928 Bloody hell. 1169 01:35:49,208 --> 01:35:51,627 Shit! 1170 01:35:51,668 --> 01:35:53,712 Johnny, Huttons— 1171 01:36:00,010 --> 01:36:01,970 You queer bastard! 1172 01:36:12,314 --> 01:36:15,400 For continuous sporting achievement throughout the year, 1173 01:36:15,484 --> 01:36:18,278 this cup goes to John Dixon! 1174 01:36:24,785 --> 01:36:28,163 Um, thanks. 1175 01:36:28,247 --> 01:36:30,165 Thank you very much. 1176 01:36:39,925 --> 01:36:41,927 Now, a special moment. 1177 01:36:41,969 --> 01:36:45,806 Some of you will already know that one of our pupils, Steven Carter, 1178 01:36:45,848 --> 01:36:50,102 has won The Basingstoke Recorder Young Journalist Competition. 1179 01:36:50,143 --> 01:36:54,273 Were delighted to welcome Roger McGregor, editor of The Recorder, 1180 01:36:54,314 --> 01:36:56,525 to give the prize. 1181 01:36:56,608 --> 01:36:58,652 - Where's Steve? - I don't know. 1182 01:37:00,445 --> 01:37:04,741 Ladies and gentlemen, a young man were all very proud to have at this school, 1183 01:37:04,825 --> 01:37:06,743 Steven Carter. 1184 01:37:20,007 --> 01:37:22,968 Um, Steven doesnt appear to be here yet. 1185 01:37:23,051 --> 01:37:28,182 So, perhaps I could ask Mr. McGregor to tell us a bit about the competition. 1186 01:37:28,223 --> 01:37:33,187 Ah, the wanderer returns. 1187 01:37:34,354 --> 01:37:36,523 Ladies and gentlemen, Steven Carter. 1188 01:38:15,771 --> 01:38:19,775 I-I'm very proud I-I'm very grateful to have… 1189 01:38:19,816 --> 01:38:23,487 won for the schooI. 1190 01:38:23,529 --> 01:38:25,948 But I, uh 1191 01:38:26,031 --> 01:38:28,617 I feel a bit of a fraud. 1192 01:38:28,700 --> 01:38:31,495 You see, I-I wrote about… 1193 01:38:31,537 --> 01:38:36,083 growing up as I imagined it must be for most of you, 1194 01:38:36,166 --> 01:38:40,712 but there was another article which was to have been… 1195 01:38:40,796 --> 01:38:43,882 included in the school magazine, but it was, um, 1196 01:38:43,966 --> 01:38:49,388 censored because it was about a young guy who just happened to be… 1197 01:38:49,429 --> 01:38:52,182 gay. 1198 01:38:57,771 --> 01:38:59,773 I-I wrote that article. 1199 01:39:01,400 --> 01:39:05,821 I wish you could have read it so you could understand. 1200 01:39:05,904 --> 01:39:08,782 This is so difficult. 1201 01:39:16,123 --> 01:39:19,585 I'm sick of feeling totally alone. 1202 01:39:19,668 --> 01:39:24,339 I want to have friends who-who-who like me for who I am. 1203 01:39:24,423 --> 01:39:27,843 I want to be part of a family who love me for who I am and not 1204 01:39:27,926 --> 01:39:30,804 not someone I pretend to be to keep their love. 1205 01:39:35,726 --> 01:39:38,729 I'm sick of hiding, 1206 01:39:38,812 --> 01:39:42,941 of being sad and… scared. 1207 01:39:47,571 --> 01:39:51,408 Have you any idea? 1208 01:39:51,491 --> 01:39:54,036 There must be more of you who feel like this 1209 01:39:54,119 --> 01:39:58,207 like I do frightened to speak out. 1210 01:40:14,723 --> 01:40:17,559 Yeah, well, 1211 01:40:17,643 --> 01:40:19,978 thanks for proving my point. 1212 01:40:23,899 --> 01:40:26,109 I'm-I'm gay. 1213 01:40:26,193 --> 01:40:29,613 Sorry, Mum, 1214 01:40:29,655 --> 01:40:32,616 Dad, 1215 01:40:32,699 --> 01:40:36,036 but you can bet your life you're not the only parents out there with a gay son. 1216 01:40:39,289 --> 01:40:41,458 Its only love. 1217 01:40:41,542 --> 01:40:44,419 Whats everyone so scared of? 1218 01:40:53,303 --> 01:40:55,222 Thanks for listening. 1219 01:41:29,882 --> 01:41:32,217 I didnt know you were such a drama queen. 1220 01:41:32,259 --> 01:41:36,513 Ow. I still cant believe I did it. 1221 01:41:36,555 --> 01:41:41,018 - My mum says shes known for a while. -John must be shitting himself. 1222 01:41:41,059 --> 01:41:43,937 I saw him running off towards the sports field white as a sheet. 1223 01:41:44,021 --> 01:41:47,774 Werent you listening in there, Jess? Careful 1224 01:41:47,858 --> 01:41:50,027 you don't know what you might catch. 1225 01:41:50,068 --> 01:41:52,070 Forget him. He's a 1226 01:41:52,112 --> 01:41:56,450 What? Poof, queer, faggot? Anything else you can think of? 1227 01:41:56,491 --> 01:41:59,786 I'll tell you what else he is. 1228 01:41:59,870 --> 01:42:03,123 He's my son, and I'm very proud of him. 1229 01:42:03,207 --> 01:42:05,751 And if you do anything to hurt him, 1230 01:42:05,792 --> 01:42:08,086 I'll have your bollocks for earrings. 1231 01:42:17,971 --> 01:42:21,767 Steve, I've got a bit of a surprise for you. 1232 01:42:21,808 --> 01:42:24,728 Its not quite as big a deal as you telling the whole world you're gay, 1233 01:42:24,811 --> 01:42:28,732 - but it's a surprise anyway. - Tell me later. 1234 01:42:28,815 --> 01:42:31,360 I know. Why don't I tell you later? 1235 01:42:39,535 --> 01:42:43,497 - Where's Dad? - He's waiting in the car. 1236 01:42:43,539 --> 01:42:46,959 You stay here with your mates. I'll… I'll talk to him. 1237 01:42:48,502 --> 01:42:50,504 Hell be fine. 1238 01:42:51,547 --> 01:42:54,591 - Mum, I… - I know, love. 1239 01:42:54,675 --> 01:42:56,760 I love you too. 1240 01:42:56,844 --> 01:42:59,304 Mum, you're embarrassing me. 1241 01:43:07,229 --> 01:43:09,273 Dont be too late. 1242 01:43:09,356 --> 01:43:11,275 Yeah. 1243 01:43:31,461 --> 01:43:33,505 God, no one followed you, did they? 1244 01:43:33,589 --> 01:43:35,507 No. 1245 01:43:57,029 --> 01:43:59,281 I'm… so sorry. I 1246 01:44:01,617 --> 01:44:04,453 I cant believe I 1247 01:44:04,536 --> 01:44:06,872 You must hate me for 1248 01:44:06,955 --> 01:44:09,291 Weve had more romantic moments. 1249 01:44:10,375 --> 01:44:12,461 Strange thing is, 1250 01:44:15,047 --> 01:44:17,633 after Id… 1251 01:44:17,716 --> 01:44:20,344 done that to you, 1252 01:44:24,723 --> 01:44:27,142 all I could think of doing was… 1253 01:44:28,894 --> 01:44:30,854 holding you… 1254 01:44:32,439 --> 01:44:34,608 to make it all right. 1255 01:44:37,277 --> 01:44:39,196 And I knew 1256 01:44:41,782 --> 01:44:43,700 I really knew 1257 01:44:47,663 --> 01:44:49,706 that Id never loved anyone so much. 1258 01:44:57,965 --> 01:45:01,134 Johnny, you do realize what I just did in there? 1259 01:45:22,698 --> 01:45:24,867 Be happy. 1260 01:45:42,342 --> 01:45:45,012 ♪ You better think ♪ 1261 01:45:45,053 --> 01:45:47,681 ♪ Think about what you're tryin to do to me ♪ 1262 01:45:47,723 --> 01:45:52,186 ♪ Think, let your mind go Let yourself be free ♪ 1263 01:45:52,269 --> 01:45:56,773 ♪ Lets go back, lets go back Lets go way on way back when ♪ 1264 01:45:56,857 --> 01:46:01,069 ♪ I didnt even know you, you couldnt have been too much more than ten ♪ 1265 01:46:01,111 --> 01:46:02,404 ♪I aint no psychiatrist? 1266 01:46:02,446 --> 01:46:04,573 - ♪ Aint no doctor with degree ♪ - Ta da! 1267 01:46:04,615 --> 01:46:08,285 I don't believe it! I thought you said it wasnt as big a surprise as me tell 1268 01:46:08,368 --> 01:46:11,121 Shut your face. Fancy a drive? 1269 01:46:11,205 --> 01:46:13,415 ♪ Think about what you're tryin to do to me? 1270 01:46:13,457 --> 01:46:15,584 ♪ Yeah, think? 1271 01:46:15,667 --> 01:46:18,128 ♪ Let your mind go Let yourself be free ♪ 1272 01:46:18,170 --> 01:46:20,923 ♪ Oh, freedom ♪ 1273 01:46:21,006 --> 01:46:24,593 ♪Freedom Oh, freedom ♪ 1274 01:46:24,676 --> 01:46:26,512 ♪ Yeah, freedom ♪ 1275 01:46:26,595 --> 01:46:28,597 ♪ Got to have freedom ♪ 1276 01:46:28,639 --> 01:46:30,641 ♪ Oh, freedom ♪ 1277 01:46:30,682 --> 01:46:32,726 ♪ Need me some freedom ♪ 1278 01:46:32,809 --> 01:46:36,230 ♪ Oh, freedom Got to have ♪ 1279 01:46:36,313 --> 01:46:40,234 ♪ Hey, think about it You think about it ♪ 1280 01:46:40,317 --> 01:46:44,238 ♪ There aint nothin you could ask, I could answer you but I wont ♪ 1281 01:46:44,321 --> 01:46:48,075 ♪ But I was gonna change that but I'm not if you keep doin things I don't ♪ 1282 01:46:48,158 --> 01:46:50,118 ♪ You better think ♪ 1283 01:46:50,202 --> 01:46:52,287 ♪ Think about what you're tryin to do to me ♪ 1284 01:46:52,371 --> 01:46:54,498 ♪ Whoa-oa-oa, think ♪ 1285 01:46:54,581 --> 01:46:57,459 ♪ Let your mind go Let yourself be free ♪ 1286 01:46:57,543 --> 01:47:01,713 ♪ People walkin around everyday, playin games and takin scores ♪ 1287 01:47:01,755 --> 01:47:03,715 ♪ Tryin to make other people lose their minds ♪ 1288 01:47:03,757 --> 01:47:07,511 ♪ Well, be careful you don't lose yours Oh, think ♪ 1289 01:47:07,594 --> 01:47:09,680 ♪ Think about what you're tryin to do to me ♪ 1290 01:47:09,721 --> 01:47:11,932 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo, think ♪ 1291 01:47:12,015 --> 01:47:14,935 ♪ Let your mind go Let yourself be free ♪ 1292 01:47:15,018 --> 01:47:18,939 ♪ You need me and I need you ♪ 1293 01:47:19,022 --> 01:47:22,818 ♪ Without each other there aint nothin either can do ♪ 1294 01:47:22,901 --> 01:47:24,903 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1295 01:47:24,987 --> 01:47:27,364 - ♪ Think about it ♪ - ♪ What you're tryin to do to me ♪ 1296 01:47:27,447 --> 01:47:31,368 ♪ Think about it, baby Think about it right now ♪ 1297 01:47:31,451 --> 01:47:33,579 ♪ Yeah, right now ♪ 92754