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Hey, new wallet?
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It was time.
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The old condom ring in the leather
just doesn't say "cool" anymore.
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Rachel, you just put an empty carton
back in the fridge.
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I know,
but the garbage was full.
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Have you ever taken out the trash?
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Well, I thought you liked doing it.
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- Third door on the left.
- Right!
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Hey, Mr. Treeger.
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What are you doing?
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Um... Oh! Oh!
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I'm sorry.
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It's a little old but...
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You're clogging up the chute
I just unclogged.
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I'm sorry.
I don't come in here a lot.
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Aw, of course not.
You're a little princess.
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Daddy, buy me a pizza.
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Daddy, buy me a candy factory.
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Daddy, make the cast of Cats
sing "Happy Birthday" to me.
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You think you can come here...
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...make a mess and a big man
in coveralls will clean it up?
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Think of someone else for a change.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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God, if you're going to cry about it!
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- Whoa, whoa! Treeger made you cry?
- Yes.
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He said really mean things
that were only partly true.
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I'll teach him a lesson.
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Joey, don't.
Let's forget about it.
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That's easy for you to say.
You weren't almost just killed!
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All right, that's it.
School is in session!
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My God.
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Is this a gym card?
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Oh, yeah, gym member.
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I try to go four times a week,
but I've missed...
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...the last 1200 times.
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So why don't you quit?
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You don't think I've tried?
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You think I like having $50 a month
taken from my account?
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They make you go
all the way down there.
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They use all these phrases
and peppiness to confuse you.
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And then they bring out Maria.
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- Who is Maria?
- Oh, Maria!
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You can't say no to her.
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She's like this lycra,
spandex-covered, gym treat.
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Do you need me to go with you
and hold your hand?
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- No.
- You're strong enough to face her?
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Oh, no. You'll have to come.
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Tribbiani.
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Hold on. I'll get the plunger.
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Hey. You hold on.
You made my friend Rachel cry.
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So you'll go and apologize to her...
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...unless you want me
to call the landlord.
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And tell him what?
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Maybe you haven't heard of
"not making girls cry."
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Maybe you haven't heard of the
Rent Stabilization Act of 1968.
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I have actually not heard of that.
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Your friends are violating it.
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I've been nice until now,
but I don't need this grief.
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I'm telling the landlord...
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...Monica's illegally
subletting her grandmother's place.
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Your friends are out of here, pal.
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Why don't you tell me
something I don't know?
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Somebody tell me
I don't have to work today.
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What's the matter?
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My first massage is
this incredibly gorgeous guy.
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Every time I see him,
I want to...
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...do things to him
I can't charge for.
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So do them for free.
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No, it is forbidden.
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No, no. Mrs. Potter fires people
for messing around with clients.
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And it's against my oath
as a masseuse.
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They make you take one?
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No, I made myself take one.
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No fooling around with clients...
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...and, um, always be prepared.
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That one's from the Boy Scouts,
but it just makes good sense.
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Why not give him to someone else?
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No, I can handle it.
I'm a professional.
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Pheebs, is that
a new ankle bracelet?
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You got a pedicure.
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Your feet are all dressed up.
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That's the only part he can see
when he's on the table!
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You're going to do
some feet flirting!
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I don't know what
you're talking about. Heh.
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How do you explain the toe ring?
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It's Arabian Princess Day at work.
Leave me alone!
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My hero! What happened?
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Well, I told him no one treats
my friends like that.
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And he better apologize.
See you!
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Wait a minute.
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- What did he say?
- Uh...
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He wouldn't apologize, because
you're living here illegally.
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Instead, he'll evict you.
See you later!
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- You got us evicted?
- I told you not to go down there.
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He made Rachel cry!
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Rachel always cries!
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That's not true!
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You go down there,
and you suck up to him.
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You suck like
you've never sucked before!
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All right, I'll try.
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If I can't, you stay with us
till you get settled.
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- Go!
- All right, all right.
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I'll have to check first,
but he'll be cool.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Remember what
we talked about. You got to be strong.
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Yes, yes!
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Now one more time.
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Don't you want a washboard stomach...
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...and rock-hard pecs?
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No, I want a flabby gut
and saggy man-breasts.
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- Good. That's good.
- Okay.
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I want to quit the gym.
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You want to quit?
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I want to quit the gym.
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You do realize you won't have
access to our new Swedish spa?
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I want to quit the gym.
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Dave in the Membership Office
handles quitters.
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Excuse me. Are you a member?
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Me?
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- No.
- Sorry. Members only.
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I want to quit the gym!
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It's okay, man. Be strong.
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So are you a member of any gym?
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No, and I'm not going to be.
So save your little speech.
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Okay, no problem.
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Could you come here?
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Hi, I'm Maria.
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Hi, M...
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Wow. You have really pretty feet.
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These old things? Ha.
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Would you spend time on my
sciatic area? It's killing me.
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You mean...
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By sciatic, you mean...
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...the towel-covered portion?
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Yeah.
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Sure, I can do that.
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Because, um, the muscles
in the sciatic area can get...
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...real nice and tight.
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Yeah. So, um, tell me, Rick,
how did you injure the area?
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A 16-hour sit-in for Greenpeace.
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Oh.
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Ow!
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- Did you just bite me?
- No!
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What?
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Please don't kick the girls out.
This was my fault.
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You want me to kick
you guys out instead?
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You can't. Where would
the chick and the duck live?
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- You have pets?
- No. No, no, no.
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Those are, uh, nicknames.
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I'm the chick,
and Chandler's the duck.
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Huh. I would've thought
it was the other way around.
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Come on. Let the girls stay.
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I'll do whatever you want.
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Really? You'd do anything?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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- I got something.
- What is it?
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Can you be my dancing partner?
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That's not prison lingo, is it?
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- His dancing partner?
- Yeah.
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There's this superintendents' dance,
"The Super Ball."
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He wants to impress Marge,
this lady super he likes.
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Why not practice with a girl?
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He's too shy.
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He's not good enough
to dance with girls yet.
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Yeah, right.
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He almost danced me right down
that garbage chute.
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Would you let it go already?
You're fine.
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- Hey.
- So did you quit?
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No. I almost did.
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Couldn't leave Ross there
without a spotter.
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Wait, now, so you joined the gym?
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And that's funny, why?
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Oh, ahem...
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I was just, you know,
picturing you working out, and...
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Well, that's it.
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We're doomed.
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They'll take $50 a month from our
accounts for the rest of our lives.
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What'll we do?
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You could actually go to the gym.
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Or...
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Or we could go to the bank...
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...close our accounts
and cut them off at the source.
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You're a genius.
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Oh, man! But then
we won't be bank buddies.
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Now there's two reasons.
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Hey.
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You guys, remember that cute client
I told you about?
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I bit him.
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- Where?
- On the tushy.
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And that's not against your oath?
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I know,
but the moment I touch him...
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...I want to throw out my old oath
and take a new, dirty one.
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Next time, try to distract yourself.
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Like when I'm doing
something exciting...
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...and I don't want to get too...
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...excited.
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I try and think of other things.
Like, uh, sandwiches...
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...and, uh, baseball...
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...and, uh, Chandler.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, no, thank you.
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All right, I'm here.
Let's get this over with.
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Okay, uh, well...
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...just follow my lead.
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Don't we need to do some kind
of preparation first?
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Like get really drunk?
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Come on. Hey, just put
your arms around me.
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I'm sorry.
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No. It's okay.
But if I'm Marge...
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...my breasts are coming out my back.
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Ah, forget it!
I'm not being any good at this.
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My mom was right.
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I'm just a big potato
with arms and legs and a head.
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Come on, man.
You're not a potato.
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I'm sure as hell not a dancer.
It's no use.
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Marge will never go for me.
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Come on, Treeger.
Don't say that.
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You just need more practice.
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Come on. Let's try it again.
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Plus, it was probably
mostly my fault anyway.
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I'm not that comfortable
dancing with a... Whee-hee!
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- Hey!
- Yeah.
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So how goes the dancing?
Gay yet?
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Ha-ha-ha. You guys owe me bigtime.
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What was that?
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- What?
- You just did a little dancy thing.
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- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
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- You did a little hop.
- You are so enjoying this.
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No, I'm not.
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And it wasn't a hop.
It was a pas de bourrée.
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You know the words!
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You are so into this!
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Maybe I'm enjoying it a little.
I'm getting pretty good at it.
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This is so sweet.
Joey, our little twinkletoes.
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This isn't some kind of girly dance.
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It's like a sport, it's manly.
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- Show me some "manly" moves.
- All right.
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I don't know how to lead.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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We'd like to close our accounts.
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Close your accounts?
Is there a problem?
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- No, no.
- No, we'd just like to close them.
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Okay...
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Ms. Lambert handles all our closures.
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Would you come over here, please?
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Hi, I'm Karen.
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I want to quit the bank!
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Okay. Baseball.
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Rick playing baseball.
He slides into second.
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Maybe even his pants
come down a little.
249
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Oh, no, wait! No.
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Okay, sandwiches.
Sandwiches. Um...
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Okay, on a plate.
252
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Maybe Rick's pants come down a little.
No! No!
253
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,554
Chandler.
254
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,890
Okay, Chandler. Ooh, that's working!
255
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:08,067
Chandler's knees.
256
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,404
Chandler's ankles.
257
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,614
Chandler's ankle hair.
258
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,241
Oh, no!
259
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,910
Okay, you're all set. Heh.
260
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,621
Oh, wow! That was amazing!
261
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:23,291
- Was that really just an hour?
- Yeah.
262
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,586
In really long hour-world.
263
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:27,920
What?
264
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,423
Ugh! Okay...
265
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,801
I have an enormous crush on you.
266
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,888
But since you're a client,
I can't ask you out...
267
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,932
...even though you give me
the feelings.
268
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:43,311
Wow. I had no idea.
269
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,229
But, uh...
270
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,523
I can always find another masseuse.
271
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,025
Really?
272
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:51,235
Yeah, really.
273
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:57,575
What?
274
00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,161
Suddenly I'm very aware I'm naked.
275
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:03,664
Quiet down.
276
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,837
Mr. Simon's been waiting...
Oh, my God!
277
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,547
Why wasn't I offered that?
278
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,592
I'd definitely pay more for that.
279
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,764
We have rules here.
This is not that kind of place.
280
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,809
I know, but this isn't
how it looks at all...
281
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,561
...because Rick is, um, my husband.
282
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,313
Oh, really?
283
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,690
You'd better tell his other wife.
284
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,443
She called three times
asking where he is.
285
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,782
Yes, I will tell her.
286
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:43,204
- So you didn't leave the bank?
- No.
287
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:47,208
And somehow we ended up
with a joint checking account.
288
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,670
What will you ever use that for?
289
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:53,381
To pay for the gym.
290
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,592
Hey!
291
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,803
So I had a great day.
292
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,389
Rick and I hit it off.
We were making out.
293
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,851
Then my boss walked in
and fired me for being a whore.
294
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,102
What?
295
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,146
- You got fired?
- Oh, my gosh!
296
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:12,233
It's so weird. I have never
been fired from anything.
297
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,068
Sweetie.
298
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:18,322
I started walking around,
not knowing what to do next.
299
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:23,202
I started asking people on the street
if they wanted massages.
300
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:26,581
Then these policemen thought
I was a whore too.
301
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,584
It's really been a bad day,
whore-wise.
302
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,425
Hey, Duck. Is Chick here?
303
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:43,055
Yeah, Bunny Rabbit.
304
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,434
Ready for our last practice?
305
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:50,771
We're not getting that spin right,
because my place is small.
306
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,442
- Want to use our place?
- No, I had another idea.
307
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:37,985
We did it!
308
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,321
That was incredible!
309
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:44,075
That was amazing!
We totally nailed it!
310
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:47,245
Hey, listen.
Thanks a lot, Tribbiani. Heh.
311
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,622
Oh, my God! Look at the time.
312
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,916
I got to catch the bus to the ball.
313
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,585
Oh! Okay...
314
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,462
- Good luck.
- Yeah.
315
00:20:56,713 --> 00:21:00,716
Unless you want to practice
the fox trot. Or the tango?
316
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,469
Aw, thanks, but no.
317
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:07,473
You see, I think I'm ready
to dance with girls.
318
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,350
Okay, heh...
319
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,852
- Go get them, Treeger.
- Right.
320
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,733
Hey, uh...
321
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,860
You want to come?
Marge has a friend.
322
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:22,113
- Really?
- Yeah.
323
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,991
You'd dance good with her.
She's the same size as me.
324
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,867
No, I'm good.
325
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:47,388
You've got great experience.
326
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,890
Let's see.
Reason for leaving last job?
327
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,892
They thought I was a whore.
328
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:57,273
Okay. We'll give you a call
if anything comes up.
329
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,235
Great. Thank you very much.23701
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