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Hey. We are so in luck.
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Treeger said we could have
all this cool stuff from the basement.
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Wait right there.
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Oh, no, no. I'm paddling away.
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Huh?
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Wow. Really?
We got all this rusty crap for free?
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Uh-huh.
This and a bunch of bubble wrap...
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...and some of it is not even popped.
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Could we be more white trash?
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How desperate am I?
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Oh, good thing Chandler's not here.
He always wins at this game.
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I just told my mom
I'd cater her party for her.
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- How come?
- Because I need the money.
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And I thought it'd be a great way to get rid
of that last little smidgen of self-respect.
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Come on, I think this is a good thing.
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I don't think Mom would've hired you...
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...if she didn't think you were good
at what you do.
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You don't have to stick up for her.
She can't hear you.
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Hey, um, do you guys have any juice?
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Just pickle.
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Hey, uh, Rach. Funny story.
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I bumped into Joanna
on the street yesterday.
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My boss, Joanna?
Wow, that must have been awkward.
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Well, no. Actually, she asked me
if I wanted to get a drink.
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You, uh, didn't say yes to that, did you?
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Ha, ha. No. No.
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Hello, Rachel.
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Well, not at first.
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What is she doing here?
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I don't understand.
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Last time you went out with her,
you said she was a dud.
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I think I judged her too quickly.
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And this time, we were able
to take the relationship to the next level.
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Well, last time, I almost got fired.
You must end it. You must end it now.
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It's not like this is an everyday occurrence
for me.
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I mean, usually I'm pretty much
in there by myself.
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Chandler.
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Promise me you will end it.
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- Okay. I promise I'll end it.
- Thank you.
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But I hope you know
what I'm giving up for you.
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Because she's not just the boss
in your office.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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Oh, sorry. I knew what he meant.
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How's the hired help?
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Doing great. Quiches are coming along.
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What's this? Blue nail polish?
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Yeah, I thought it was cute.
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Ha. It's what your grandmother's hands
looked like when we found her.
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Let me ask you a question.
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Why did you hire me?
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Oh, well, Richard raved
about the food at his party...
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...of course, you were sleeping with him.
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Then I heard the food at that
lesbian wedding was very nice.
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I assume you weren't sleeping
with anyone there.
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Though,
at least that would be something.
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Oh, my God. Did you hear that?
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She hired me because
she thinks I'm good.
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Okay, I didn't hear that.
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Yeah. She didn't hire me out of pity.
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It wasn't so she could pick on me
in front of her friends.
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She actually thinks I'm good.
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Wow. And hey, it's cool if you're a lesbian.
Ha, ha.
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Good afternoon. Are you
the decision-maker of the house?
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Uh...
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Do you, uh, currently own
a set of encyclopedias?
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No, no, but, uh, try the classifieds.
People sell everything in there.
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Actually, I'm not buying. I'm selling.
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Let me ask you one question.
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Do your friends ever have
a conversation...
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...and you just nod along...
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...even though you're not really sure
what they're talking about?
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I'm telling you,
it's totally unconstitutional.
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- I hear you. Yeah it is.
- I totally agree.
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I think he deserves a Nobel Prize.
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No.
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It was like the Algonquin kids' table.
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Excuse me. I'm sorry.
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You haven't said anything
for about two and a half minutes.
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Are you at all interested?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, oh, yeah. Come on in.
Come on.
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- That's weird.
- What?
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Your nails.
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Oh, I know. I never wear fake ones.
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I just did it so my mom wouldn't
give me grief about biting them.
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No, I meant it's weird that
you only have nine now.
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Oh, my God.
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Wait a minute.
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I had them when I put...
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Oh, my God. It's in the quiche.
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- Oh, my God.
- Okay, don't panic.
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I'm gonna go to the store,
get you another set of nails.
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No one is gonna know,
and you're gonna look great.
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Oh. Oh, it's because they're gonna eat...
That's the problem.
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Honey, don't bite your nails.
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Okay, uh, please don't freak out.
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Um, but there's a blue fingernail
in one of the quiche cups.
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And there's no way to know which one.
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And whoever finds it wins the prize.
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Ha, ha. I'm not freaking out.
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Why are you laughing?
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It's nothing. It's just that now
your father owes me $5.
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Ha, ha. What, you bet I'd lose a nail?
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Oh, no, don't be silly.
I just bet that I'd need these.
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- Frozen lasagnas?
- Mm.
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You bet that I'd screw up?
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So all that stuff about hiring me
because I was good was...
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No, that was all true.
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This was just in case you
pulled a Monica.
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You promised Dr. Weinberg
you'd never use that phrase.
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Honey, come on. Have a sense of humor.
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You're never able to laugh at yourself.
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That's right. Ha, ha.
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My mom doesn't have any faith in me.
Oh, that's hilarious.
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I don't get it.
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No. I have faith.
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No. You have lasagnas.
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Oh, the ruined quiches are ready.
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It just doesn't feel
like we're breaking up.
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No, we are. I'm sad.
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Okay.
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Yes?
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Uh, can you wait till tomorrow? All right.
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Unbelievable.
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Thanks.
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No, no. That was my boss. I have to go.
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Okay.
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What are you doing?
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- I'm getting dressed.
- Why?
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When I walk outside naked,
people throw garbage at me.
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Wait. I want to show you something.
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What is it?
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Just a little gag gift somebody gave me.
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Put your hands together.
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You're not the boss of me.
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Yeah, you are.
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Hmm. Saucy.
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I'll be back in two minutes.
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You're, uh...?
You're going to leave me like this?
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Knowing you're here waiting for me,
I think that's kind of exciting, don't you?
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Okay, but if you don't come back soon...
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...there's pretty much nothing
I can do about it.
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- Oh.
- Hi. I brought you back a macaroon.
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Oh, great. I'll keep it in my butt
with your nose.
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That's weird. She locked the door.
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You know why?
She's got the Christmas bonus list in there.
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I saw her working on it this morning.
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Okay, swear you won't tell.
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But when Mark left,
he gave me a key to Joanna's office.
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- You want to see the list?
- Yeah.
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Hi.
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How are you?
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Hello, Joanna...
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-'s office.
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I'm sorry. I may be a little longer.
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- How little?
- A couple hours. I feel awful.
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Look, this isn't funny.
You get back here now.
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- I can't.
- Why not?
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I'm in my boss' car.
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- What?
- Uh-oh, tunnel.
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What?
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Rachel, could I see you for a moment?
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Okay, here's the situation. Ahem.
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The keys to the cuffs
are on the back of the door.
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Could you be a doll...
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...and grab them and scoot on over here
and unlock me?
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And on a totally separate subject,
that is a lovely pantsuit.
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You promised you would
break up with her.
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I did break up with her.
She just took it really, really well.
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And the fact that you were jeopardizing
my career never entered your mind?
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It did enter my mind.
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But then something happened
that made it shoot right out.
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You know what, Chandler?
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You got yourself into those cuffs,
you get yourself out them.
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No, no, no.
I can't get myself right out of them.
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You must have me confused
with the Amazing Chandler.
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Come on, you have to unlock me.
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She could be gone for hours,
and I'm cold and...
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Ugh! Chandler. All right. This is it.
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You never see Joanna again.
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Never.
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- You never come into this office again.
- Fine.
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- You give me back my Walkman.
- I...
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I never borrowed your Walkman.
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Well, then I lost it. You buy me one.
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You got it. Here we go.
Come on. This is great.
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- Aw.
- Does it hurt?
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No, I just always see guys doing this
when they get handcuffs taken off.
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Hello, sweet pants.
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Wait a minute.
What are you gonna tell Joanna?
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About what?
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When she sees that you're gone, she's gonna
know I let you out and I'm gonna get fired.
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I'll make something up.
I'm good at lying.
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I actually did borrow your Walkman.
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No, there's nothing to make up.
She's gonna know I have a key to her office.
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I've gotta get you locked
back the way you were.
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Oh, I don't think so.
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Well, this is much better.
199
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So here's somebody interesting, Joey.
200
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What do you know about Van Gogh?
201
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- Uh, he cut off his ear.
- And?
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I'm out.
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He painted that.
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Wow. That's pretty nice.
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I thought he cut off his ear
because he sucked.
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- What else you got in there?
- Let's see, uh...
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- Where does the Pope live?
- In the woods.
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Wait, wait, that's the joke answer.
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Actually, it's Vatican City.
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Now, uh, what do you know about,
uh, vulcanized rubber?
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Spock's birth control.
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You need these books.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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This used to be your room?
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Wow. Oh, you must have been in
really good shape as a kid.
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Oh, I'm such an idiot.
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I can't believe I actually thought
she could change.
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Look, who cares what your mom thinks?
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So you pulled a Monica.
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Oh, good. I'm glad that's catching on.
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Why does that have to be a bad thing?
Just change what it means.
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You know, go down there
and prove your mother wrong.
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You finish the job you were hired to do
and we'll call that "pulling a Monica."
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What?
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Okay, um, if a kid gets straight A's,
his parents would say:
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"Yeah, you pulled a Monica." Ha, ha.
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Oh, or a fireman saves a baby, and they go,
"Yeah, no, he pulled a Monica."
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Or someone hits a home run,
and the announcer says:
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"Yeah, that one's out of here."
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Because some things don't change.
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All right. I'll go down there.
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But I'm not gonna serve the lasagna.
I'm gonna serve something that I make.
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Wait.
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Ooh.
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Oh! Wow.
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Wow, my breasts are really strong.
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Chandler.
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Chandler, please. I have to get you
locked up back the way you were.
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I'm so going to lose my job.
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She's very private about her office.
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Now I know why.
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Hey, look.
You're in trouble either way, okay?
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If she comes and sees me
locked to this instead of the chair...
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...she's gonna know you were in here.
So you might as well just let me go.
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- I'll clean your bathroom for a month.
- Still wouldn't be clean.
246
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,873
All I want is my freedom.
247
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,960
- Foot rubs for a month.
- Freedom.
248
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,337
I'll take all your photos
and put them into albums.
249
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,005
Freedom. I want my freedom.
250
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,466
Why won't you hear me?
Sophie, help me.
251
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,885
- Help me.
- Sophie, sit.
252
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,847
God, would you just calm down?
253
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,983
I'm going to say this for the last time.
254
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,819
Would you please just...?
255
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,409
Wow, there's a lot I didn't know
about vomit.
256
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,747
In a minute.
257
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:42,917
So, what do you say, Joey?
258
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:46,879
You get the whole set
of encyclopedias for $1200.
259
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,841
That works out to just 50 bucks a book.
260
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,884
Twelve hundred dollars?
261
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,264
You think I have $1200?
262
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,182
I'm home in the middle of the day...
263
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,310
...and I got patio furniture
in my living room.
264
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,898
I guess there's a few things
you don't get from book learning.
265
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,192
Well, uh, what can you swing?
266
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:13,031
How about zero down and zero a month
for a long, long time?
267
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,367
You don't have anything?
268
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,162
You want to see what I got? Okay.
269
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:22,582
I got a baby Tootsie Roll...
270
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,918
...a movie stub, keys, a Kleenex...
271
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,881
...a rock...
272
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,050
...and an army man.
273
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,304
Okay, I get the picture.
Uh, thanks for your time.
274
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,890
And a fifty.
275
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,517
Huh. These must be Chandler's pants.
276
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:44,228
For 50 bucks you can get one book.
277
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:47,356
What will it be? A? B? C?
278
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,150
I think I'm gonna stick with the V.
279
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:52,320
I want to see how this bad boy turns out.
Heh.
280
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:59,160
I, uh, will buy and wrap
all of your Christmas gifts.
281
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,079
- No.
- Oh.
282
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,707
I, uh... Oh, I'll squeeze you
fresh orange juice every morning.
283
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,417
- With extra pulp?
- Yeah.
284
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,044
No.
285
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,299
I've got it.
286
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,635
You don't have it.
287
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,179
I have so got it.
288
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,432
There's gonna be rumors about this.
There's no way to stop it.
289
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,518
Sophie knows,
Monica and Phoebe know.
290
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,728
- How do Monica and Phoebe know?
- Oh, I called them.
291
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,607
When they ask me what I saw...
292
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,777
...I can be very generous...
293
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,614
...or very stingy.
294
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:42,870
- Go on.
- I can make you a legend.
295
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:46,999
I can make you this generation's
Milton Berle.
296
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:51,379
- And Milton Berle has...
- Oh. Not compared to you.
297
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,802
- Well?
- They're not even touching the lasagna.
298
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,012
- Really?
- Oh, they love your casserole.
299
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,305
Yes.
300
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:05,393
It's hard to believe, just a little while ago,
this was nothing but ingredients.
301
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,106
Everyone seems to like your dish.
302
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,858
And you?
303
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,943
I thought it was...
304
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,445
...quite tasty.
305
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:20,741
So if everyone liked it, and you liked it...
306
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:24,203
...that would make this a success.
Which would make you...
307
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:25,913
A bitch?
308
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,834
Well, I was going for "wrong,"
but we can use your word.
309
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,921
Yes, well, I was wrong.
310
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,257
And I have to say...
311
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,051
...you really impressed me today.
312
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,096
Wow.
313
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:45,266
Um, you might even say
that she pulled a Monica.
314
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:50,271
She doesn't know we switched it.
315
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:54,984
And the next time you cater for me...
316
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,404
...there will be nothing but ice
in the freezer.
317
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,948
Well, that really means a lot.
318
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,201
Oh, Mom, don't bite your nails.
319
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:12,043
- Hello.
- Hey.
320
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,545
Hello, Chandler.
321
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,715
I love you.
322
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,967
Hey, what's going on?
323
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,385
Oh.
324
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,599
No, he doesn't.
325
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,728
Two hours, that lasted.
326
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,232
So did you break up with Joanna?
327
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,733
I think so.
328
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:39,904
Well, it's a good thing you got out when
you did, before she blew up like Vesuvius.
329
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,406
- The volcano?
- Yeah.
330
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:47,703
And speaking of volcanoes, man,
are they a violent, igneous-rock formation.
331
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,747
What?
332
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:52,708
Oh, yeah. Lava spewing, hot ash.
333
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,710
Of course, some are dormant.
334
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,922
Why are you talking about volcanoes
all of a sudden?
335
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,548
Oh, we can talk about something else.
336
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,842
What do you want to talk about?
Vivisection?
337
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:05,388
The vas deferens?
338
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,765
The Vietnam War?
339
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:11,310
Oh, did anybody see that documentary
on the Korean War?
340
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,437
Oh, yeah.
341
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,314
Oh, God,
Korea's such a beautiful country.
342
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:18,693
- With such a sad history.
- Yeah.
343
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:20,361
Could there be more Kims?
344
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:32,248
- Who's out there?
- It's me. Good morning.
345
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,375
Rachel, could you come in here a moment?
346
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:37,545
Yeah, sure. Um, they didn't have
poppy-seed bagels...
347
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:40,089
...so I have sesame ones... Oh, my word.
348
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,383
I...
349
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:45,094
I seem to have had
a slight office mishap.
350
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,848
Could you get the key
off the back of the door?
351
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,642
Yeah, sure. I...
352
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:57,732
I'm so sorry.
353
00:21:57,899 --> 00:22:00,693
Tell your friend Chandler
that we're definitely broken up this time.
354
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,153
Okay.26738
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