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Okay, so we went to the beach because
Phoebe found out about this lady...
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...who knew her mom and dad...
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...and I don't really know
what happened with that.
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- I'm your mother.
- Huh?
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Monica joked that she wouldn't
go out with a guy like Chandler.
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- Hi there.
- He couldn't let it go.
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I don't really know what happened with that.
And then Ross' new girlfriend shows up...
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...and Rachel convinced her
to shave her head.
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And then Ross and Rachel kiss.
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And now Ross has to choose
between Rachel and the bald girl.
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And I don't know what happened
there either.
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You know what? Hold on.
Let me go get Chandler.
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Hi.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Rachel was just helping me out.
My head got all sunburned.
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Aw.
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- Thanks a million.
- Oh, you're welcome a million.
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- Okay, I'll be in our room.
- Uh.
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Oh, my God.
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I know.
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- Okay, I gotta go.
- Whoa. What? Why?
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Uh, I gotta go break up with Bonnie.
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Here? Now?
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Well, yeah, I can't stay here all night.
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And if I go in there,
she's gonna want to...
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...do stuff.
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Can't you just tell here
that you are not in the mood?
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No, she likes that.
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Ha, ha. Yeah, faking sleep
doesn't work either.
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I can't tell you how many mornings
I woke up with her...
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- Oh.
- Oh, okay.
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- Ha, ha. Yeah, why am I telling you?
- I don't know. Ha, ha.
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Uh, uh...
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- It wasn't every morning...
- Oh, making it worse.
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Okay.
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So I guess you'd like to know
how it all happened.
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I mean, well, I think I can figure it out.
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I guess, you know, I was born...
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...and then everyone
started lying their asses off.
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No, no, it wasn't like that.
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I mean, remember how I told you
how Lily and Frank and I, we were close?
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Well, we were very close.
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How close?
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Well, the three of us,
we were kind of a, um... A couple.
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- I don't even know how that would work.
- Well, we...
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I'm not asking.
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Well, anyhow, somehow I got pregnant...
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...and I was...
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...scared. I was stupid and selfish and...
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I was 18 years old.
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I mean, you remember what it was like
to be 18 years old, don't you?
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Yeah. Let's see, my mom had killed herself
and my dad had run off.
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And I was living in a gremlin with a guy
named Cindy, who talked to his hand.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I thought I was leaving you
with the best parents in the world.
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I didn't even hear about your mom and dad
till a couple of years ago.
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And by then, you were already grown-up.
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I don't know. You're here
and I would really...
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I would like to get to know you.
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Yeah, well, everybody does. Ha, ha.
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I'm a really cool person.
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And you know, you had 29 years
to find that out...
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...but you didn't even try.
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You know what? You walked out on me,
and I'm gonna do the same to you.
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- Wait.
- Okay? I don't ever want to see you again.
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Where's my purse?
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Shoot. We're out of soda.
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Oh, I'll go out and get you some.
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- Really?
- No, because I'm not your boyfriend.
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Hey, Pheebs, how'd it go?
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Huh. Well, ahem...
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My mom's friend, Phoebe,
is actually my birth mom.
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I found a dried-up seahorse.
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Sweetie, what are you talking about?
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Oh, my new mom,
who's a big fat abandoner.
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Oh, wait, Pheebs.
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Wait a second. Don't you want to stay here
and talk about it?
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No. I just... I wanna...
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I need to be alone.
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- Monica.
- Oh.
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It's over.
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- Oh. Was it awful?
- Well, it was long.
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I didn't even realize how late it was...
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...till I noticed the five o'clock shadow
on her head.
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Anyway, she didn't want to stay.
I called a cab. She just left.
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I wrote you a letter.
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Oh, thank you. Ha, ha.
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I like mail.
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There's just some things
I've been thinking about.
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You know, things about us.
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And before we can even think
about the two of us getting back together...
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...I just need to know
how you feel about this stuff.
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- Okay. Heh.
- Okay.
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Well, it's...
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It's 5:30 in the morning. Heh.
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So I'd better get cracking on this baby.
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So I'll be waiting for you.
Just come up when you're done.
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Okay. I'll be up...
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...in 18 pages.
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Front and back.
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Very exciting.
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Oh, oh.
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Hey.
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What happened to you?
Why didn't you come up?
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Done.
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- You just finished?
- Well, I wanted to be thorough.
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I mean, this is clearly
very, very important to you. To us.
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And so I wanted to read
every word carefully.
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Twice.
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So, um...
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Does it?
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I'm sorry?
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Does it?
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Yeah, I wanted to give that whole
"Does it?" part just another glance.
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What are you talking about, Ross?
You just said that you read it twice.
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Look, you know what? It either does
or doesn't. And if you have to think...
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No, Rach.
No, I don't have to think about it. I don't.
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Uh, in fact...
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...I've decided. I have decided...
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...that it...
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...does.
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- Are you sure?
- Oh, sure, I'm sure.
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All right. There's a nuclear holocaust.
I'm the last man on earth.
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Would you go out with me?
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Ehh.
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I've got canned goods.
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Hey, you guys, take a look at this.
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Check this baby out. Dug me a hole.
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Excellent hole, Joe.
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Oh, no, no. My hole.
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Ow! My foot. Ow!
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What? What is it?
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Jellyfish sting.
Ow, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
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Well, can we help you,
take you back to the house?
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Oh, it's, like, two miles.
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Yeah, and I'm a little tired
from digging the hole.
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Damn the jellyfish.
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Damn all the jellyfish.
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We've gotta do something.
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There's only one thing you can do.
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What? What is it?
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You're gonna have to pee on it.
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What? Gross.
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Don't blame me.
I saw it on the Discovery Channel.
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You know what? He's right.
There's something like ammonia in that...
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...that kills the pain.
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Well, forget it. It doesn't hurt that bad!
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If you want some privacy,
you can use my hole.
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Well, I'm ready
to get the hell out of here.
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Oh.
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Are you...?
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Are you?
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Oh, that's so great.
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Ooh, not for Bonnie.
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But for you, yay, aah.
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- Hey.
- How was the beach?
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- Nothing. I don't know.
- Uh, let's not worry about it.
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- What happened?
- Nothing.
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- I'm gonna take a shower.
- Me too.
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Me too.
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Okay, I'm gonna put this in the car.
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Oh, I have to go pack. Oh!
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- And it really does?
- It does.
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It really and truly does.
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Oh.
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It so does not.
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She wants me to take responsibility...
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...for everything that went wrong
in our relationship.
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I mean, she goes on for five pages
about how I was unfaithful to her.
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We were on a break!
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Oh, my God. If you say that one more time,
I'm gonna break up with you.
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All right, fine.
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But this breakup was not all my fault.
And she says here:
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"If you accept full responsibility..."
Full responsibility.
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"...I can begin to trust you again.
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Does that seem like something
you can do? Does it?"
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No?
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Look, Ross, you have what you want.
You're back with Rachel.
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You're gonna wreck the best thing
that ever happened to you.
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Yeah, I know. I know, you're right.
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Yeah, I guess I'll let it go.
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But you understand how hard it is
to forget about this?
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Sure, it's hard to forget...
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...but that doesn't mean
you have to talk about it.
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A lot of things happened on that trip...
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...that we should never, ever talk about.
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What the hell happened on that beach?
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It's between us and the sea, Ross.
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- Hi, Ursula.
- Hey.
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Okay, well, um, I know that
we haven't talked in a long time.
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But, um, okay, our mom
is not our birth mom.
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This other lady is our birth mom.
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Right, okay, the one that lives in Montauk.
Mm-hm.
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You know her?
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No. I, um... I read about her
in Mom's suicide note.
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There was a suicide note?
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Well, do you still have it?
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Hang on.
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I can't believe you didn't tell me
there was a suicide note.
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Yeah, so how have you been doing?
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I... Shut up.
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"Goodbye, Phoebe and Ursula.
I'll miss you.
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P.S. Your mom lives in Montauk."
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You just wrote this.
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Well, it's pretty much the gist.
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Except for the poem.
You read the poem, right?
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No.
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All right. Hang on.
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Pass the cheese, please.
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Ugh.
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My God, you can't even look at me,
can you?
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No.
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Yay, it's Phoebe. We can talk to Phoebe.
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No, I'm too depressed to talk.
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I'll give you $1000 to talk to us.
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Hey, you guys...
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...what do you think about making
that beach trip an annual thing?
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No.
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All right, that's it, you guys.
What happened out there?
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What? We took a walk.
Nothing happened.
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I came back with nothing all over me.
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- Come on, what happened? Joey?
- What does that mean?
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- All right.
- No.
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Joey, we swore we'd never tell.
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They'll never understand.
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But we have to say something.
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We have to get it out.
It's eating me alive.
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- Monica got stung by a jellyfish.
- All right.
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All right.
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I got stung.
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Stung bad.
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I couldn't stand. I...
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I couldn't walk.
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We were two miles from the house.
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We were scared and alone.
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We didn't think we could make it.
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I was in too much pain.
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And I was tired
from digging the huge hole.
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And then Joey remembered something.
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I'd seen this thing
on the Discovery Channel.
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Wait a minute, I saw that.
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On the Discovery Channel.
Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you...
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Ew.
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You peed on yourself?
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Ew.
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You can't say that. You don't know.
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I thought I was gonna pass out
from the pain.
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Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't...
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...bend that way.
250
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,394
So...
251
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,730
Ew.
252
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,902
That's right. I stepped up.
253
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:33,074
She's my friend and she needed help.
254
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:36,035
If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.
255
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,252
Only, uh, I couldn't.
256
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,841
I got the stage fright.
257
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:54,095
I wanted to help,
but there was just too much pressure...
258
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,222
...so I, uh... I turned to Chandler.
259
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:05,440
Joey kept screaming at me,
"Do it now. Do it. Do it. Do it now."
260
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:10,111
Sometimes, late at night,
I can still hear the screaming.
261
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,617
That's because, sometimes, I just do it
through my wall to freak you out.
262
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:21,956
And fuchsia and mauve
263
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:26,627
Those are the 66 colors of my bedroom
264
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,088
Thank you. Thank you.
265
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:33,885
Oh, and I invite all of you
to count the colors in your bedroom.
266
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,263
Except for you. You go away.
267
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,227
I'll go in a second.
268
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,480
I just want to tell you...
269
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:49,442
...that there hasn't been a day
when I didn't regret giving you up.
270
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,778
Okay, bye.
271
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,614
No, I'm not done.
272
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:58,242
I just want you to know, the reason
I never looked you up was because...
273
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,495
...well, I was afraid that you'd react...
274
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:04,082
...just, well, like the way
you're reacting now.
275
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:07,543
Can't we just, you know, start from here?
Please?
276
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:10,671
No.
277
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,426
Okay.
278
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,678
Sorry.
279
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,307
But just one last thing.
280
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,186
You know, you came looking for family.
281
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,189
I'm family.
282
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:30,983
I'm it.
283
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,613
Well, now I'm done.
284
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:42,120
Yeah, but it's not like
we're losing anything, you know?
285
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,331
Yeah, I guess you're right.
286
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:49,919
It's not like we know each other or anything
or that have anything in common.
287
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:55,383
Oh, I don't know. I mean, it's not like
we don't have anything in common.
288
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:59,220
I mean, I like, uh, pizza.
289
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,681
I... I like pizza.
290
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,599
You do?
291
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,185
Wait, I like, um, the Beatles.
292
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,854
Oh, my God. So do I!
293
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:10,064
I knew it. Wow.
294
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,108
Wait, wait, wait. Puppies. Cute or ugly?
295
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,318
- Oh, so cute.
- Oh!
296
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,155
- Well? Ha, ha.
- You see?
297
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,866
But I'm still... I'm mad at you.
298
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,659
I know.
299
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,579
I'm mad at me too.
300
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,583
Well, um, do you want to get
something to eat?
301
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,585
Because I'm kind of hungry.
302
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,545
Hey. Me too.
303
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,965
All right, stop it. Now you're just
doing it to freak me out.
304
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,140
Aw, I missed you.
305
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,392
I missed you too.
306
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:52,273
Oh, I was so nervous about that letter.
307
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,278
But the way you
owned up to everything...
308
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:02,241
...it just showed me
how much you've grown, you know?
309
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,953
I suppose.
310
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:11,209
No. You have, Ross. You have.
You should give yourself credit.
311
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,712
I mean, my mom never thought
this would work out.
312
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,716
Heh. She was all,
"Once a cheater, always a cheater."
313
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,554
- Mm-hm.
- Oh.
314
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,641
I just wish we hadn't lost
those four months.
315
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:32,438
But if time was what you needed
just to gain a little perspective...
316
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,484
We were on a break!
317
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,946
- Coffeehouse?
- You bet.
318
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:44,533
And for the record, it took two people
to break up this relationship.
319
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,827
Yeah, you and that girl
from the copy place...
320
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,580
...which yesterday
you took full responsibility for.
321
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,667
I didn't know what I was taking
responsibility for, okay?
322
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,627
I didn't finish the whole letter.
323
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,796
- What?
- I fell asleep.
324
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,173
You fell asleep?
325
00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:02,927
Yeah, it was 5:30 in the morning.
326
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:08,516
And you had rambled on for 18 pages.
327
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,394
Front and back!
328
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,438
Oh, oh, oh. And by the way.
329
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:18,192
"Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E" means "you are."
330
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,111
"Y-O-U-R" means "your."
331
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:24,323
I can't believe I even thought
of getting back together with you.
332
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,075
We are so over.
333
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:29,245
Fine by me!
334
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:31,789
Oh, and hey, hey, hey.
335
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,167
Those spelling tips will come in handy
when you're at home on Saturday nights...
336
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:36,794
...playing Scrabble with Monica.
337
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,005
- Hey.
- Sorry.
338
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:43,426
I just feel bad about all that sleep you're
gonna miss, wishing you were with me.
339
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:46,012
Oh, no, no.
Don't you worry about me falling asleep.
340
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,764
I still have your letter!
341
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:53,728
And hey, just so you know,
it's not that common.
342
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:57,815
It doesn't happen to every guy
and it is a big deal!
343
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,818
I knew it!
344
00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:07,283
Gin.
345
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:10,244
We were playing gin?
346
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:15,249
You know, if we were a couple,
we could play this game naked.
347
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:18,085
- Ha, ha. Would you stop?
- Okay.
348
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:19,754
All right.
349
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,257
Okay, all right. I think you're great.
350
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:26,635
I think you're sweet and you're smart...
351
00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:27,887
...and I love you.
352
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,683
But you will always be the guy
who peed on me.25938
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