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BED SCENES
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THE BLACK HOLE
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Come in.
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- Got the money'?
- Yeah.
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Thanks, hon.
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Relax.
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What'll it be'?
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I heard about your speciality.
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Which one'?
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You sing the Marseillaise
while giving head.
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That's 220F more, sweetie.
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Oh really?
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- You got it'?
- Yes.
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No lights though.
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Why'?
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I've got my little secrets.
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Oh, OK.
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Take it out.
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- What about a condom'?
- No need.
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Forward, sons of France,
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the day of glory has come!
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MR. CLEAN
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- I'm glad you're here.
- I'm glad to be with you.
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Hang on.
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- What?
- Getting comfortable!
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- I'm a little ashamed.
- But why'?
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The place is such a mess.
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L like other people's messes.
Especially yours.
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But it's not very clean.
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You're just not
the little housekeeper, are you'?
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I hate housework.
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I simply refuse to do it.
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It doesn't seem that bad.
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If only you knew.
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Take the sheets.
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I only wash one every six months:
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first the top, then the bottom.
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You have no washing machine'?
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No way! There's no room.
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When the laundry is really dirty,
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I take it to my mother's.
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You go often?
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Once a year.
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How about everyday clothes?
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It depends.
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I'm not obsessed with cleanliness.
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We live in such a sterile society.
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This obsession with cleanliness,
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it's like domestic fascism!
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Crazy, huh'?
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One pair of socks lasts me 4 days:
I turn them inside out
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and switch feet after two days.
It's simple.
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I never thought of that.
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It doesn't take care
of the odor though, does it'?
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Scent is very important.
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Why suppress odours'?
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Natural odours, body odours,
the smells of life itself!
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Our sense of smell
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has been destroyed by Capitalism!
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Free enterprise,
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destructive individualism...
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These forces lead
to hygienic conformism. It's bad.
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You do bathe, don't you'?
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No.
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Sponge baths are enough for me.
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Science proves it:
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the less you wash,
the better you fight diseases,
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viruses and all that crap.
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I'm for free bodily expression.
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There is the body,
but also all the vapours it emits.
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From the mouth,
armpits, hair, navel, feet,
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dick, ass, pussy.
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You know'?
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Life! Now smell a real man.
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No thanks. I get it.
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What's wrong'?
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Nothing. I don't feel well.
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I've had asthma since I was little.
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I feel an attack coming on now.
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- I'm leaving.
- Wait a minute.
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Bye.
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MADAME
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Do you like cats'?
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Nah. I prefer dogs.
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What's his name'?
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He has no name.
I call him "the cat".
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How old'?
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- Who me'?
- No, the cat.
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Seven, I think.
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Savage!
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7 times 7 is 49 human years.
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I'm 52.
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You don't look it.
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Thanks. How old are you'?
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Guess.
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I don't know.
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Between 20 and 30.
I can't tell anymore.
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Youth is escaping me.
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I'm younger.
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You're not a minor!
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Almost. I'm 19.
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52 minus 19 is...
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.33.
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33, the age of Christ.
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Believe in God'?
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I have no use for such things.
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Why did you follow me'?
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I was attracted to you.
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What about girls your age'?
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- They have no experience.
- Neither do I.
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I don't care.
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You excite me.
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You know, for 26 years
I was only with my husband.
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Since I left him 5 years ago,
there hasn't been anyone.
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Don't expect much from me.
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Are you afraid of me'?
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Of your sincerity, yes.
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That's too bad.
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You're not missing much.
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What about you'?
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I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have asked you here.
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I'm not ready.
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I'll wait. I can be patient.
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Can I ask you one thing?
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Ask away.
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Can I kiss your hand'?
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HEADS OR TAILS
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100
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95
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75
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71
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THE IDEAL MAN
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You're hurting'?
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Can't you tell'?
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I've got an idea.
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What'?
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It'll make you feel better,
if you want.
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Of course I want! I'm no masochist.
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It'll be therapeutic.
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Now what'?
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Listen,
what you can't say to Stéphane
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because you're afraid or whatever,
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you will act out with someone
you know and trust.
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- What a load of crap!
- But it works.
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You'll gain insight
to make a decision.
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Who'll be Stéphane'?
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Me.
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Stéphane'?
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Since we met and we...
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Stop saying yes!
You sound like a shrink.
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Since we met
I can't get you out of my mind.
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I don't get what's going on.
You kissed me at the party.
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We even fooled around
in the toilets.
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So why did you ignore me
at Sylvie's'?
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We need to talk, this is killing me.
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I hate not knowing.
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Do you like me or not'?
Are we together?
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Or was it just a one-night stand?
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What are your feelings for me'?
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I think I'm in love with you.
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I don't know if it's love or what.
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When you're near me,
when you look my way,
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or even when you don't,
my heart starts pounding.
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You really think it's love'?
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We hardly know each other.
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But for me... you represent
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the ideal man,
the one I've dreamt of.
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But by definition, the ideal man
exists only in the mind.
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You mean I'm projecting an image'?
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Maybe.
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Then the person I think I love
doesn't exist?
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There, there.
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I'm incapable of love!
No one loves me!
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Yes they do.
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Who?
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Me.
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- You'?
- Yes.
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What's going on here'?
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Go with it. It's therapeutic.
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LOVE IN THE DARK
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I'll get the lights.
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No! I love doing it in the light.
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Really?
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Because I...
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No. I don't think I can.
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Not in such bright light.
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- You're joking!
- No, I swear.
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I'll freeze up.
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I can't believe it.
Usually girls want the lights off.
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Yeah, excuse me.
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I'm a guy, but I can't help it.
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You want it dark
so you can't see my face!
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Of course not! I love your face.
You're beautiful.
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- It's just that...
- You prefer me in the dark!
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Don't get mad.
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You're fine. I've got the problem.
With light, it's too violent.
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I've had it.
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But it's no big deal!
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Yes it is!
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I'm sick of meeting guys
with problems.
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One can't get it up.
One won't wear a condom.
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Then there's "Z-second" man!
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Others want insults
or a finger up the ass.
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And now the guy who can't do it
in the light, a real baby!
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Guys are complicated.
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No, guys are a drag!
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- I know a girl who...
- I don't care.
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What time is it'?
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1:20 am.
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I missed the last train.
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- Virginie'?
- What?
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You turn me on.
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Great.
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Do you mind if I masturbate?
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What, now'?
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Yes, or I won't be able to sleep.
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I can't believe this.
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Is it OK'? You mind'?
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Oh, go ahead.
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Thank you.
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That was fast, I didn't miss much.
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It was good.
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You're very sexy.
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Well, if I made a man happy,
my night wasn't a total loss.
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Goodnight, Virginie.
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Goodnight, Frank.
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THE VIRGINS
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I should tell you
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I've never been with a guy.
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No problem.
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It's easy.
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I've never been with a girl!
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- No way!
- It's true.
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Why not'?
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I'm not interested.
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You don't know what you're missing!
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Don't they use their teeth?
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Not all of them.
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I can suck better than a girl.
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Braggart!
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Want me to show you'?
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OK, go ahead.
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Did you like it'?
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Yeah, it was cool.
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It's funny. We're 2 virgins.
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You with boys, me girls.
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You want to try it on me'?
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If you want.
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No teeth, huh'?
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Stop, or I'll come!
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You're damn good for a virgin.
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Paul'?
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You know what I'd like'?
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No, what'?
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I'd like to kiss you.
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Go ahead.
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