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Wake up.

What?

It's two o 'clock.

You've been laid there all day.

What?

It's two o 'clock and you're still on the couch. Get up. Don't you have

to do?

Let's take a nap.

It's Saturday.

How did I have to get the naziest stepbrother?

You Americans are all the same.

Because we take naps?

Oh, God.

You don't take naps in England?

Not. All day isn't a nap.

Okay, what? Do you want something?

You're just waking me up because you're... No, I'm just sick of the sight

lazing around.

Laying on the couch all day. It's disgusting.

Like, get up and do something.

What do you want me to do?

Anything.

Anything.

Okay, well... I mean, I could play video games or something. Oh, my God. You're

all the same.

I'm lazy.

What's wrong with playing video games?

It's a loser hobby.

What? How are you going to spend your life playing a video game? I can't go

around hacking people up with swords in real life.

Honestly,

why did my dad have to bring me here?

Because he fell in love with my mom.

I don't even know what he sees in her, honestly. She's not even hot.

I mean, I don't know. I mean, I feel good.

Why can't you try that? You've only been over here for, like, three weeks.

Yeah.

I just, I don't understand, like, did, like, all, like, British people have

a bad attitude?

I think you bring it out in me.

I don't want to be here.

There's lots of great stuff about America. Like, there's...

we have like cheeseburgers like we have like normal food over here i know over

there you guys like you're still eating like you know war rations and stuff and

like beans and that's why you're all so fat we are well if there's

a bad winter then it's good to have a little extra a few extra pounds yeah for

bad weather yeah are you serious yeah we're not all fat i mean some of us you

know

I think you just got to give it a chance.

There's a lot of good stuff in America.

I can't find any decent guys.

There's every type of guy over here.

That's what you need. You just need to get a, like... No, they're all the same.

They're all like you.

They're all like you. They just want to play video games, go fishing.

Like, what's wrong with taking a guy out to a nice restaurant?

And I don't mean burgers and the shit that you eat.

What's wrong with that?

I just... Honestly, I'm so stressed out here.

I just think... I don't know.

I didn't just have to give up this dance.

I mean, like, she's got a negative attitude.

I tried.

We could, like...

You know, like, we could go, like, on a hike in the woods.

I asked you, like, last week to do that, and that's fun.

You wouldn't last two minutes on a hike. I just don't like going on a hike.

You'd want to just sit down and, like, play games on your phone. You said you

didn't want to go because you were afraid of the spiders and stuff and bugs

biting you.

I'm not better than staying in here.

You're just, like...

Just, you need to learn to relax a little bit.

Okay? Like, you're my, like, you're my step -sister now.

So, like, and I'm your brother. So, like, we're, like, you just got to,

accept it.

Like, dad's not going to just take you back over to London town next week.

London town.

London town. Really?

Let's see. Did you even go to school?

a little bit i don't pay attention very much obviously

i just like i don't know like you're annoying and

mean but i'm annoying yes wow you're literally i i might be lazy and

kind of fat or whatever but like i'm not harassing you you're waking me up to

just yell at me about i don't even know about what because all you this is all

you do

I do plenty of other stuff. You've only been here a few weeks.

Go fishing and this, lay around the house.

So lazy. I vape too.

Oh my god, wow.

You know what?

You need to... Do you like massages?

Yeah, why?

Let me give you a massage.

for a minute well that would be weird why because you're my stepbrother

so what so you're probably like a perv or something i'm not a perv

i'm just let me just do your massage for a minute you'll like it i swear i'm

like i'm like good at them i give girls massages all the time

See, it's a foot massage.

Like, how's that supposed to be weird?

Well, you're probably one of these weird foot guys.

No. I bet you're into feet. You seem the type.

I'm not.

I'm just, like, it was a few of you. Just try to relax.

See, it's not that bad, huh?

Okay, it's not that bad.

you sure you're not getting off on this no i'm gonna get off rubbing your feet

that's so stupid i'm just trying to be nice i'm trying to be a good brother

just relax okay i know you hate me because i'm lazy

and play video games or whatever weird stupid stuff but i'm actually like

cool you got to know me a little bit

See? It's pretty good.

Okay, it's not that bad.

I mean, it probably does. Trust me. Don't lie to me.

That's what you needed.

Wait.

What is that?

What?

I knew you were a foot weirdo. I fucking knew it.

Okay.

Okay. Yeah, maybe I, like, feel a little bit. Or whatever.

So what?

What does that matter?

What's wrong with you?

What? I knew you were doing that for pervy reasons.

I was doing it because you needed to relax a little bit.

That was for you. That wasn't for me.

I... I mean, okay, you got, like, nice feet or whatever.

I'm just, like... I mean... Listen, it's not even, like, that weird. You

know what I mean? Like... Did I get a boner or whatever? It's like... it is

you're my brother yeah yeah okay but like in america it's really not that

not really that weird to like you know like do stuff with your stepsister it

happens all the time yes it is that's so weird no i'm just saying in america

it's not no that only happens in porn that's not you're full of well yeah it's

like a porn thing but it's like you know like based on a true story kind of

thing you are so full of i'm not you are okay whatever

Yeah, like, okay, you're my sister now, but, like, you're pretty hot, though.

I'm just saying, like, if you ever want help with that stuff.

You'd have a shit look dick anyway, I know it.

No, I don't.

Look, I'm saying it's, like,

when's the last time you had sex?

Back in England.

So it's, like, been, like, over a month?

Yeah.

Okay, well, is that normal?

No.

Okay, well, I'm just saying, like...

I'm just saying, like, I'm really good at sex, and I'm your brother, and,

like... I doubt that. You're in America now, and it's like... I'm just saying, I

could help you out with some of that stuff.

And it's not weird over here. And, like,

you feel way better. You're all, like, sexually frustrated, I can tell. Yeah,

but you tell people.

I won't tell anybody.

See, it's like, in America, it's like, you know, you do that stuff, you just

don't talk about it or whatever, but it's like... Everybody kind of knows

like not a big deal.

I know I am. I'm so frustrated.

I'm just, my cock's like nice.

Like you probably like it a lot. I doubt that.

Well, I don't know.

I mean, you're lost.

Why don't you just show me?

But if it's bad, like, I won't go easy on you. I will tell you.

Okay.

I'm clear.

Hmm.

Okay. It's not as bad as I was thinking.

But, yeah.

My ex -boyfriend in England was better than this.

It's been so long since... I haven't had dick in

so long.

It's kind of nice.

Yeah, see?

Yeah.

You should, like... You should, like, spit on it.

Why? I'm not doing that.

Well, because then it's going to get, like, all the way hard. Don't you want

see it, like, all the way hard?

I suppose.

Don't tell anyone.

It's quite nice.

But, like, it's so weird that you're circumcised.

What are you talking about?

I'm just not used to that.

Like... I'm not circumcised or anything.

Not many guys.

I've never had one before.

I don't... Like, I don't really know what to do with it. Yeah, that looks

when it's uncircumcised.

That's just how we do it over here. This looks weird.

And why are you so hairy? Don't you shave over here?

I mean, some guys do.

I just, I'm like, wheezy, I guess.

It's more rustic.

It would be so much better if you shaved.

Okay, well, I mean, I think you should just, just

relax and like, you know, just like put your mouth on it or something.

I'm not doing that.

Why not? I know you want to.

Thank you.

Okay.

This is all your fault. You made me do this. I didn't make you do anything.

I'm just trying to help you.

No.

I'm telling you, it's like, it's just, you're in America now, okay? It's just

like, not even a bad thing.

Just relax.

You can stop if you want.

I don't want to.

Okay. Are you sure this is normal here? I swear.

I swear to God, it's totally normal.

Take it back in England.

Okay, whatever.

I don't believe you.

Did I put it in your pussy?

No, I'm not doing that.

What do you mean you're not doing that?

I know you were horny.

We'd have to wear a condom. You're my brother.

inside you yeah you're a weirdo you will i won't i swear to god just get on top

of me and like if you want you can just pretend it's like somebody else or

something i swear i'm not gonna call me okay i've had sex a bunch of times

before don't tell anyone okay i swear

i won't

We can do this.