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Wake up.
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What?
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It's two o 'clock.
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You've been laid there all day.
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What?
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It's two o 'clock and you're still on
the couch. Get up. Don't you have
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to do?
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Let's take a nap.
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It's Saturday.
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How did I have to get the naziest
stepbrother?
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You Americans are all the same.
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Because we take naps?
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Oh, God.
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You don't take naps in England?
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Not. All day isn't a nap.
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Okay, what? Do you want something?
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You're just waking me up because
you're... No, I'm just sick of the sight
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lazing around.
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Laying on the couch all day. It's
disgusting.
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Like, get up and do something.
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What do you want me to do?
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Anything.
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Anything.
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Okay, well... I mean, I could play video
games or something. Oh, my God. You're
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all the same.
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I'm lazy.
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What's wrong with playing video games?
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It's a loser hobby.
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What? How are you going to spend your
life playing a video game? I can't go
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around hacking people up with swords in
real life.
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Honestly,
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why did my dad have to bring me here?
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Because he fell in love with my mom.
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I don't even know what he sees in her,
honestly. She's not even hot.
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I mean, I don't know. I mean, I feel
good.
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Why can't you try that? You've only been
over here for, like, three weeks.
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Yeah.
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I just, I don't understand, like, did,
like, all, like, British people have
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a bad attitude?
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I think you bring it out in me.
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I don't want to be here.
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There's lots of great stuff about
America. Like, there's...
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we have like cheeseburgers like we have
like normal food over here i know over
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there you guys like you're still eating
like you know war rations and stuff and
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like beans and that's why you're all so
fat we are well if there's
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a bad winter then it's good to have a
little extra a few extra pounds yeah for
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bad weather yeah are you serious yeah
we're not all fat i mean some of us you
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know
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I think you just got to give it a
chance.
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There's a lot of good stuff in America.
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I can't find any decent guys.
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There's every type of guy over here.
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That's what you need. You just need to
get a, like... No, they're all the same.
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They're all like you.
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They're all like you. They just want to
play video games, go fishing.
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Like, what's wrong with taking a guy out
to a nice restaurant?
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And I don't mean burgers and the shit
that you eat.
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What's wrong with that?
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I just... Honestly, I'm so stressed out
here.
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I just think... I don't know.
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I didn't just have to give up this
dance.
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I mean, like, she's got a negative
attitude.
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I tried.
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We could, like...
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You know, like, we could go, like, on a
hike in the woods.
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I asked you, like, last week to do that,
and that's fun.
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You wouldn't last two minutes on a hike.
I just don't like going on a hike.
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You'd want to just sit down and, like,
play games on your phone. You said you
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didn't want to go because you were
afraid of the spiders and stuff and bugs
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biting you.
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I'm not better than staying in here.
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You're just, like...
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Just, you need to learn to relax a
little bit.
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Okay? Like, you're my, like, you're my
step -sister now.
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So, like, and I'm your brother. So,
like, we're, like, you just got to,
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accept it.
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Like, dad's not going to just take you
back over to London town next week.
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London town.
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London town. Really?
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Let's see. Did you even go to school?
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a little bit i don't pay attention very
much obviously
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i just like i don't know like you're
annoying and
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mean but i'm annoying yes wow you're
literally i i might be lazy and
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kind of fat or whatever but like i'm not
harassing you you're waking me up to
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just yell at me about i don't even know
about what because all you this is all
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you do
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I do plenty of other stuff. You've only
been here a few weeks.
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Go fishing and this, lay around the
house.
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So lazy. I vape too.
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Oh my god, wow.
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You know what?
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You need to... Do you like massages?
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Yeah, why?
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Let me give you a massage.
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for a minute well that would be weird
why because you're my stepbrother
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so what so you're probably like a perv
or something i'm not a perv
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i'm just let me just do your massage for
a minute you'll like it i swear i'm
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like i'm like good at them i give girls
massages all the time
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See, it's a foot massage.
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Like, how's that supposed to be weird?
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Well, you're probably one of these weird
foot guys.
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No. I bet you're into feet. You seem the
type.
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I'm not.
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I'm just, like, it was a few of you.
Just try to relax.
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See, it's not that bad, huh?
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Okay, it's not that bad.
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you sure you're not getting off on this
no i'm gonna get off rubbing your feet
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that's so stupid i'm just trying to be
nice i'm trying to be a good brother
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just relax okay i know you hate me
because i'm lazy
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and play video games or whatever weird
stupid stuff but i'm actually like
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cool you got to know me a little bit
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See? It's pretty good.
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Okay, it's not that bad.
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I mean, it probably does. Trust me.
Don't lie to me.
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That's what you needed.
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Wait.
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What is that?
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What?
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I knew you were a foot weirdo. I fucking
knew it.
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Okay.
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Okay. Yeah, maybe I, like, feel a little
bit. Or whatever.
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So what?
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What does that matter?
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What's wrong with you?
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What? I knew you were doing that for
pervy reasons.
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I was doing it because you needed to
relax a little bit.
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That was for you. That wasn't for me.
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I... I mean, okay, you got, like, nice
feet or whatever.
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I'm just, like... I mean... Listen, it's
not even, like, that weird. You
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know what I mean? Like... Did I get a
boner or whatever? It's like... it is
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you're my brother yeah yeah okay but
like in america it's really not that
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not really that weird to like you know
like do stuff with your stepsister it
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happens all the time yes it is that's so
weird no i'm just saying in america
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it's not no that only happens in porn
that's not you're full of well yeah it's
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like a porn thing but it's like you know
like based on a true story kind of
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thing you are so full of i'm not you are
okay whatever
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Yeah, like, okay, you're my sister now,
but, like, you're pretty hot, though.
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I'm just saying, like, if you ever want
help with that stuff.
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You'd have a shit look dick anyway, I
know it.
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No, I don't.
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Look, I'm saying it's, like,
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when's the last time you had sex?
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Back in England.
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So it's, like, been, like, over a month?
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Yeah.
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Okay, well, is that normal?
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No.
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Okay, well, I'm just saying, like...
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I'm just saying, like, I'm really good
at sex, and I'm your brother, and,
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like... I doubt that. You're in America
now, and it's like... I'm just saying, I
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could help you out with some of that
stuff.
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And it's not weird over here. And, like,
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you feel way better. You're all, like,
sexually frustrated, I can tell. Yeah,
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but you tell people.
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I won't tell anybody.
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See, it's like, in America, it's like,
you know, you do that stuff, you just
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don't talk about it or whatever, but
it's like... Everybody kind of knows
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like not a big deal.
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I know I am. I'm so frustrated.
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I'm just, my cock's like nice.
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Like you probably like it a lot. I doubt
that.
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Well, I don't know.
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I mean, you're lost.
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Why don't you just show me?
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But if it's bad, like, I won't go easy
on you. I will tell you.
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Okay.
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I'm clear.
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Hmm.
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Okay. It's not as bad as I was thinking.
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But, yeah.
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My ex -boyfriend in England was better
than this.
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It's been so long since... I haven't had
dick in
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so long.
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It's kind of nice.
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Yeah, see?
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Yeah.
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You should, like... You should, like,
spit on it.
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Why? I'm not doing that.
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Well, because then it's going to get,
like, all the way hard. Don't you want
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see it, like, all the way hard?
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I suppose.
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Don't tell anyone.
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It's quite nice.
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But, like, it's so weird that you're
circumcised.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm just not used to that.
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Like... I'm not circumcised or anything.
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Not many guys.
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I've never had one before.
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I don't... Like, I don't really know
what to do with it. Yeah, that looks
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when it's uncircumcised.
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That's just how we do it over here. This
looks weird.
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And why are you so hairy? Don't you
shave over here?
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I mean, some guys do.
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I just, I'm like, wheezy, I guess.
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It's more rustic.
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It would be so much better if you
shaved.
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Okay, well, I mean, I think you should
just, just
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relax and like, you know, just like put
your mouth on it or something.
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I'm not doing that.
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Why not? I know you want to.
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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This is all your fault. You made me do
this. I didn't make you do anything.
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I'm just trying to help you.
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No.
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I'm telling you, it's like, it's just,
you're in America now, okay? It's just
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like, not even a bad thing.
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Just relax.
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You can stop if you want.
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I don't want to.
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Okay. Are you sure this is normal here?
I swear.
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I swear to God, it's totally normal.
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Take it back in England.
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Okay, whatever.
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I don't believe you.
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Did I put it in your pussy?
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No, I'm not doing that.
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What do you mean you're not doing that?
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I know you were horny.
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We'd have to wear a condom. You're my
brother.
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inside you yeah you're a weirdo you will
i won't i swear to god just get on top
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of me and like if you want you can just
pretend it's like somebody else or
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something i swear i'm not gonna call me
okay i've had sex a bunch of times
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before don't tell anyone okay i swear
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i won't
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We can do this.
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