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CHECKERED NINJA 3

New morning new day

don't look back

for artificial respiration

just shake the ball

I remember the time

lots of memories

so let's pretend

and stand on your head in it

last round

if you shout

DEATH OF THE EBERFRØ
13-YEAR-OLD TRAPS TOY BARON

before we turn off completely

let it be

COLD BOWL

last round

last round

-Is it just you?
-It looks like this. Where is Laske?

-He's probably at school.
-So late anyway?

-I'm not keeping an eye on him.
-Fine. Then we'll say it.

-Hello, Dad.
-Hey, Fnuggi. Set the table, you.

-Ash isn't home yet.
-He should be here in four seconds.

-What? Are you keeping an eye on him?
-Well...

-Hey.
-Hi, Aske. It was a little late.

-You haven't even set the table.
-Did you get the accessories?

-Hello, honey.
-Fries! How many can I have?

Just eat.
But save some for Sune.

I can't get used to the deep
the voice! You're becoming a man.

-I can't hear a difference.
-The voice changes during puberty.

-How beautifully you have done it.
-Aske helped with the accessories.

-The grill helped with fries.
-This one looks wonderfully crazy.

-Mom, it's chicken.
-We don't eat that, right?

No, for heaven's sake. Good thing you
opened it. my eyes for a vegan lifestyle.

Yes, beautiful.
Is the salad also from the grill?

-No, it is...
-It's from EFKA at the center.

-How do you know?
-He's monitoring you.

On "Find My Family".

All people
have the right to privacy. And food.

-Where did you end up?
-Are you spying on me?

I searched for information. Many fathers
keeps an eye on their children.

You are not my father. I don't want to
be monitored. Delete me from the app.

It is a good fuse,
in case the accident happens one day.

You can see:
Where is my child?

-Yes. Or my girlfriend.
-What?

-You can't see the adults, can you?
-Sure. You're next to me.

Yes. So let's make a deal -

just checking on each other
in an emergency situation.

-You promise that?
-Yes. I made a mistake.

I keep track of the troops. It's
my responsibility as a stay-at-home dad.

It was a shame.
You got fired from the gym.

-We're not talking about that.
-I have to go.

Are you going out again tonight?

Yes. I'm going to the nursing home and
Sorting out the last things for Grandma.

They clean her room after
The funeral is on Saturday. It's sad.

She was old.
It's the way of nature.

That's right, Jørn.

-What other plans do you have?
-I have a coffee night at the club.

-I'm going to perform with the band.
-Weren't you disbanded?

-No, Benjamin went out.
-But it was just the two of you?

Yes. But I'm still in.

-Just go, you guys.
-I have to change.

-Yes, and you'll be home by 10 at the latest.
-Yes. See you.

At least not later than 11, right?

It's tough being a caregiver
when you give counter orders.

-Good evening.
-Jesus Christ!

Are you ready for ninja training?
I've packed a little of everything.

-So, about the club...
-Damn good idea.

-I have an appointment, so...
-Today? Thursday?

-We usually train on Thursdays.
-I know.

Yes. Maybe there's no point in
to train so much.

The most important thing for a ninja
is to train.

Yes, but now we don't have
no more missions.

-No, but still...
-Well, Eberfrø is gone.

Actually, I've been thinking...

I understand.
I hear 100% what you're saying.

We need a new mission.
Criminals we can take down.

We need action.
What kind of scary types can we find?

Are you coming?

Away, human.

I know of a place
with lots of scary guys.

Really? Where then?

We are at the club again

we are at the club again

we have been VIP since the fifth...

-Coffee night at the club?
-The perfect place to keep an eye out.

-Who are they?
-I don't know. They seem creepy.

There are probably more inside.
We can divide ourselves into two teams.

I'm scouting inside.
Then you monitor from here.

-Okay.
-I can't bring in a...

-A what? A teddy bear?
-It's best not to be seen.

We have to be secret.
I go in and pretend like nothing happened.

-TV, TV.
-And you wait out here.

You are behind enemy lines.
I am our man in the field.

This is going to be good.
We're back at it again.

Enter the door remember to cross

ceramics leather belts

linked keychain

-Ash! Do you want to play billiards?
-Technically it's a pool.

-Billiards has fewer balls.
-Cut it out. Are you coming?

-I'll have something to drink.
-Good to see you. The usual?

-Can we get served, or not?
-Two virgin mojitos.

-Single shot iced latte, lactose-free.
-We have noise.

-Small.
-Yes, mega. To cola.

-Hey.
-Hey.

-Uh... I'm going to...
-Ash, I thought...

-So...
-Yes, yes... So nice.

-Jessica, what do you want?
-Just a Coke, I think.

-Now, who wins?
-Me, I guess.

-Hey.
-Hi there.

-Emily is our new classmate.
-I'll start after the summer holidays.

-Do you want to join?
-Now we're playing.

He's going to beat them.
Then he has to pay.

-For both of you?
-I won't settle for just one.

Thanks for the fight.
Do you also want to have a bank?

-Do you want to play?
-Be careful. She's deadly.

Fuck me. She there
devouring you with his eyes, huh?

Jessica was Aske's girlfriend. Wild, what?
But she ran away quickly.

-Thanks to Odysseus.
-With Marco.

Who is Marco?

-Hi there. Are you okay?
-Of course. Check it out.

No, not here.

Talking about the sun.

-Hey.
-Hey.

Oh my god, Jess.

-Damn you type.
-Boring guy.

Gangster type from Hybengaarden.
A bad boy.

-Some people like it.
-Yes.

Okay, kids. One, two...

Welcome. Let's get the party started.
With the first musical performance.

Are you ready, Sune?
Welcome Funky Boys!

Huh! Thank you very much.

I want to play a song.
Som heter "BFFENMW H".

Or "Best Friends Forever"
No Matter What Happens"!

B F F E N M W H

Before you say anything...
That's my brother.

He is cute.

You always stand here beside me.

In the same way homie

- yes or we'll meet on SoMe
- Come on.

I'll be right back, baby.

And honest

let's go

What?

Like a party room with a party in

What could be next?

B F F E N M W H

B F F E N M W H

you're just so good at it

yes a real superstar

I have to pee.

You can never use up

-What the hell are you doing?
-Let go of me!

Thanks!
I love you!

-Damn! Sorry. I fell.
-Hello. What's going on with you?

-Excuse me.
-She's done with you.

Marco, stop. It was an accident.

-Thank you.
-Run away.

Applause for Benjamin,
who unfortunately didn't bother to come.

What the hell are you doing?

Why did you let him?
Treat you like that?

I haven't ninja trained you.
To let yourself be humiliated by a pimp.

He has the goods in his handbag.
He's standing there selling. So I ran in.

-You should keep an eye on it from outside!
-I waved. You didn't see anything.

-Are you blowing the mission?
-I stood and talked.

So you just wanted to come in
and have a cuddle club?

-Excuse me for having fun. We're leaving.
-We are on the trail of a criminal.

Get a grip, Batman. Maybe he's selling.
A little, but he's not a child murderer.

That's Jessica's boyfriend.
I can't...

Hey, Ash!
What happened to this Marco?

Nothing.
I think he just...

Stop!

-In the!
-What the hell are you doing?

-Now Marco will learn.
-What will I learn?

What?
What the hell are you doing, man?

-It wasn't me.
-Damn, this is going wrong.

I'll get the others.

Hey, come and see!
There will be a fight!

Marco, relax.

-I'm crushing you.
-Calm down.

About me, Marco.
Cling to him.

Come on, human.
Into the fight.

That's it, Ash! Down with him!

-Like that.
-Then you hammer him.

-Well done, Ash.
-Hey! Hello! Stop right now!

We should not have
Toxic masculinity here.

We go our separate ways.
You can come in, kids.

You are done.

-I want to talk to you.
-It was a misunderstanding.

The club should be a safe place.

Zero tolerance
for violence and vandalism.

-So you get four weeks of quarantine.
-What? That's so unfair.

You need to ask yourself:
"What kind of person do I want to be?"

Will you choose the path of violence?
And become a bully, -

or do you want to meet people
with love?

-Men...
-Think about it, Ash.

For you two, there are pancakes.

-We're going to have some fun now.
-See you, Ash.

It's perfect. Marco doesn't know.
That we know what he's doing.

We'll set a good trap for him.

Hey! Are you listening?

I have been quarantined for four weeks.
Was it necessary?

You don't have time for that kindergarten.
Now we have a mission.

-We can get Hybengaarden after us.
-They can just come.

In the.

It's burning!
Man, it's burning!

Damn!

What the hell...?

-Damn. What's going on?
-Be careful. Not too close.

-There, Dad. It's burning there too.
-I need some more water.

-Call the fire department.
-They have more important things to look after.

You should always call the
fire department. right away.

-Yes, that's what I said.
-Is that their grill?

-Yes.
-And you haven't lit it?

We haven't used it in years.
We live vegan.

Then the fire must be on.
Do you know who did it?

-In the...
-Any enemies?

-In the.
-You haven't smoked weed with anyone?

It was Marco.
And his gangster friends.

-Are you sure?
-I saw a black car.

It could have been Hybengaarden
on the license plate.

Now the ball is in our half of the field.
We must strike back, hard and without mercy.

It's just like that.
You can stop someone like him.

No. No more violence.
I should never have gotten into this shit.

Marco and I are schoolchildren.
No more wood on the fire.

-Coward like a girl.
-You don't say that anymore.

Do you still say "bitch"?

You can turn your back on the problems,
but don't run away from them.

After him!

-Run, Ash!
-You're done!

-Okay, we have him.
-I caught you, Laske!

Hello, hello.
Take it outside, boys.

Triplets.

-It's a war zone.
-Not in the face.

Last year, someone cried.
It's no use.

-It's Emily.
-Hi there.

-Weren't you supposed to start after the holidays?
-Yeah. I got a tour.

-By Ulla.
-The Queen of Horrors.

-At.
-What's going on?

-I'm falling apart.
-Does it hurt?

No, no, but I'm rushing away
to the school dentist.

-Oh. Wild.
-Yes. But I have to move on.

Down at the club with Marco...
It wasn't...

I'm not that kind of violent person.

-Okay. What kind of guy are you then?
-I'm such a great guy.

-Really?
-Everyone says that.

"Who, Ash?"
"He okay?"

I'm just a boss bitch.

I said:
"I expect you to provide."

-I am a princess.
-It's not Child Welfare Day.

-You know where I come from.
-We live in the same place.

What do you say, Jessica?

-Tax? Hello?
-The Twin Towers of Jess.

-You are distant, girl child.
-Yes. I'm coming.

I know all the good places in the city.
Both of them.

-So I'm just asking you?
-I can give you a tour.

-My own private tour guide.
-Exactly.

When will it be?

Here you have, for example, a tunnel.
Very typical for this area.

-What is a bastard like that made of?
-This one is made of cement.

Some of the others in the area
is made of concrete, actually.

-And what is it?
-The building materials store. Or, it was.

They operate and build a center.
It has stalled.

We can't stay in there anymore.

-So you've moved, then?
-Yes, we have.

-To the Quince Grove.
-You'll have a long way to school.

-Where do you live?
-Right up here.

-You don't have to hang up on me.
-What?

I promised to show you around.

-Do you know what you're going to show me?
-Eh, I don't.

Your room.

-Hey.
-Hi, Lademann. You have friends with you.

-Hey. Emily.
-Have you seen the hemorrhoid ointment?

-Ash. You're home early.
-It's Jorn.

-Askes far.
-Stepfather.

-Emily.
-A girl visiting...

Aske has mostly boy friends.

But we have come to...
We've never had a big talk.

-Hey.
-That's my brother Sune.

-Where are the fries?
-Aren't you supposed to be a crab?

I chose to trade out of respect.
For those with shellfish allergies.

-I'm leaving.
-Are you going out?

I promised Uncle Stewart
to go with him and find black clothes -

to Grandma's funeral.

-Of course.
-So sorry your grandmother died.

That's actually my grandmother. You can
Well, invite Emily to the funeral.

You don't just invite people
for a funeral.

No. Idiotic.
You are more than welcome.

She's so sweet, Ash.
Very good energy.

-Mom, that...
-Oh, I have to go. Kisses.

-See you later. Bye, Emily.
-Yes, bye, honey.

-She's so cute. Do you live up here?
-Yes. Come up and see.

Are you going up to the room?

-Is it in here?
-Yes! It's in here.

Now we're going in! Both of us!

-Yes, this is my room.
-Nice.

-God, is that you?
-What?

You are a hero.

He will never hurt any more children.

It's so super cute!

Yes, right?
It usually lies over here.

-So cute that you have a teddy bear.
-I don't call it a teddy bear.

Sorry to disturb you.
Here's a little refreshment.

-Ash, do you have a minute?
-Now?

Two seconds.

-What now?
-So nice that you've got a...

-Venn?
-Correct.

It's my responsibility
as a father... figure -

to prepare yourself for
the challenges of adulthood.

Men and women are different.
Women typically have...

Little teddy bear... Is that you?

Is that who you are?

If you are careful with your fingers...

-What's going on?
-It stung me.

As if it were alive.

-Those are the eyes. It's lifelike.
-Oh, damn it.

What the hell are you doing?
Shall I follow you up to the road?

-Okay. Goodbye, then.
-Oh... when...?

-See you later.
-Yes.

-Yeah. Then we'll call for real.
-Yes.

-Too bad Jørn was so tiring.
-What about your real father?

I have never met him.
It was certainly a stormy romance.

They have never lived together.
I don't know his name.

Have you never wanted to visit him?

No. Mother doesn't want that. She
He gets upset when I mention him.

Too bad. I can't imagine.
Not knowing my father.

My mother died when I was little,
So I only have him. He means everything.

Damn.

-Are we being spied on?
-What? No, no.

Thanks for the tour.
A truly exciting municipality.

See you, Lademann.

Damn.

Shut up, Morgan. Get down.
You can run outside and have tea.

He doesn't do anything.

-You were right. He won't stop.
-I have to have that one more time.

-Marco's friends are after me!
-No, the first one.

You were right!
They followed me.

Okay. So you're ready to
to do it my way?

-I don't want to fight.
-Who says you should?

Something works better than violence.
Fear. He must be lured out of the bush.

Okay. How are we going to do it?

By utilizing
every man's weakest point.

Grouse.

Draw that card

draw that card

-Labello is just better in your pocket.
-How small are your pockets?

-Raspberry Vaseline is great.
-On cuticles too.

There she is.
Now you do as I said.

-Hello, Mie and Fie.
-You don't have the last day of school.

-You're probably a year too early.
-Yes, at most. At least.

-Ulla wants to talk in the office.
-What, in the middle of the party?

There is something
with their choice of high school.

-Maybe we're not in the same class?
-Or they have moved us to Ishøy.

-You shouldn't joke about that.
-Then we have to become hitchhikers.

-Without us, Wenche Foss.
-Who?

-Hey.
-Sorry about Marco.

Oh... yes...
Can I show you something?

-Yes.
-Fine. Put your phone here.

-Is it a magic trick?
-Yes, kind of.

-Vent!
-What?

-You have to close your eyes.
-Okay.

FACE NOT RECOGNIZED

-And what now?
-Give me your hand. The right one.

You have to think about your
favorite food. while pointing.

And then I ask
the wise man's stone.

If you get black on your finger,
I'm freaking out.

-Can I open my eyes?
-Not yet.

I'll check your life line.

-My what?
-The lifeline.

-It's long. You're getting old.
-Can you tell the truth?

Hi, Marco, it's Jessica. I
miss you. Can we meet at school?

-But does it say anything about love?
-Yes, actually.

-Have I found the right one?
-Yes, of course.

-I'll get in.
-But you're with the wrong guy.

I'm in the basement under the gym.
All alone.

Come down to me
without anyone seeing you.

You deserved better.
Someone who can see that you are...

...that you are just completely...

...fantastic.

I hope you come, bad boy.
You won't regret it.

You have three children and a dog.

And your phone switches places.
It was good, huh?

-Hello, you! What a liar!
-She didn't want to talk to us.

How childish are you?
Would you just take us out for a run?

Then it was probably Anne and Hanne.
I'll find them.

-What's going on, Jess?
-Has something happened?

-Have you been offended?
-Did he drug you?

Should we help you throw up?

-Did you get it done?
-Yep. Off to the basement.

It's buzzing in my gums.

Are you stupid

can't eat lobster anymore

is mute

it smells of fear and cloves

Hei, Jessica?

-Jessica?
-I'm in here, bad boy.

-It's dark, huh?
-Are you afraid of the dark?

-In the.
-Come closer.

-Where are you? Hello?
-I'm going to whisper something to you.

Damn, man!

-Marco...
-Who are you?

I've been keeping an eye on you.
Stay away from Aske, or you're done for.

I'll be kind!

If you or your friends
looking at him again, -

you will pay with your life.

-Do you understand?
-I won't touch him! I swear!

What the hell is going on here?

Vent...

Lacewings.

-It seemed to work.
-Yes. Of course.

Do you trust me from now on?

We need to get back on track.
And start your training.

-We start tomorrow.
-It's going to be difficult.

-Why is that?
-Yes, we're going to a funeral.

We are gathered to say goodbye to
Ragnhild Fedorika Habakuk Mogensen.

Grandma was always happy and cheerful.
Or happy, at least.

We cannot be sure of that,
but she never complained.

Mostly because she was mute.

But a strange little splash
she gave up again and again.

Grandma loved toast.

Parisertoast, cowboy toast,
French toast.

And those big toasts from Net.

In short, all kinds of toast.

Except gluten-free toast, which we
forsakes as the work of the Devil.

Hey there! What the hell...?
Have you started without the captain?

Then Grandma's son-in-law's brother,
Stewart Stenstrom, -

demand... asked to have the floor.

Good day, Harry.
Hello, Ash. And Sirene.

You should wear black a little more often.
Preferably without any deaths.

-Aren't you supposed to buy him clothes?
-It was the only thing they had.

-Oh, I want to...
-Oh, Grandma!

Yes... dear Grandma.

So wouldn't
the old ticking clock more.

You were definitely something for yourself.
Just something for me... for all of us.

A lovely lady.
Well, I won't say much.

I wrote a song for Grandma.
Which she will take with her on the road.

Organist! Are you in?

Yessir. Like that.
Pull back.

Yes, sir, you have it. Now it is.
Just a full quadruple in C major.

Grandma you died today

You are someone we are happy with.

Now the body is cold and stiff

exactly as usual

Bowl!
With ty...

Come now!

When the German knocked

a Gestapo chief you saw

Yes, plus VAT.

After the war not so good

the fetus became a memory

We made it there.

So you went to Vesterbro

made money you were good

Soon your tile became marble

you came into the heat

-Feel it on the bend.
-Excuse me...

Away! There's one more verse.

Grandmother

Do you remember that time?

That's how it was back then

well-tied up in leather lace

-And then, unfortunately, I think...
-Hey! Leave me alone.

What? Hello, Grandma. One last goodbye.
So nice. Have a good one!

-Don't do it!
-It's shit! You can handle it.

-Stop it right away!
-Yes, uncle. Leave Grandma alone.

-You don't do that.
-Speak nicely. I'm grumpy in the morning.

-Put her back.
-Relax. I'm treating a whore.

-You don't talk like that in the house of God.
-Sex worker, then.

Take the bars. Then we'll get her up.

-Oops.
-Good to see you, Grandma.

Enjoy yourself, then.

Before anything goes wrong, we follow
Ragnhild out to the hearse, -

who will drive her
to the crematorium.

Stop! Wait a minute.

-Now we'll let Grandma go.
-Let go.

Yes, let go of the pain.
Ash, I insist...

Go away, damn it!
You are not my father!

-Goodbye, Grandma.
-Be careful. I have to...

-See you at the barbecue, Grandma.
-Stans!

Free?

-Vent! Emily?
-Hello, Ash.

-I just wanted to...
-Let me sit on the crematorium.

-Why is that?
-It's an emergency.

-Jump on.
-Where are you going?

I'm driving with Emily.
See you at home.

-It's twelve o'clock. It's lunch time.
-Wonderful! We're leaving.

-What do you want? Pizza?
-Not always something from an oven...!

I was about to forget this one.

Damn.

-RN!
-Help!

Damn. RN!

-Human, help me.
-I'm here.

Can you jump out of your body?
Over into an animal?

RN!

-Help me, human.
-What's going on?

-Who's in there?
-Don't be alarmed.

Get me out!

-I know.
-You have a talking...

I'm not some ba... teddy bear.

He should have gone back.
But RN chose to stay.

So you live with a 400 year old
ancient Japanese vengeful spirit?

It was a secret. Tell the grouse.
The color of your underwear.

-It sounds like a bad cartoon.
-No, like the world's coolest cartoon.

Are you running around at night?
And save the world?

-Yes. We can't take any more people.
-Don't be afraid of me.

-I'm not afraid of anything.
-Yes, for fire.

Come on. We have a mission.

-Are you sure it was Marco?
-Absolutely. But I have a plan.

It seems like those plans
makes everything much worse.

Should your girlfriend
continue talking to me?

-Hey.
-Oh, there you are.

-Are you going?
-Yes, I'm going to...

Just walk in. The whole family is there.
I'll be back.

Then she escaped from the basement...
Hello, Aske. With you.

-Are you on a date during the funeral?
-No, no, I...

I'm going out and taking a Look-a-light.
Would you please dry off?

With pleasure.
Ann Beatriz, now it's time to work!

-Stewart, stop it!
-That's how they should be, that kind of thing.

-It's co-racism.
-I meant women in general.

But be preserved,
That's nice, isn't it?

-Where did Sirene go?
-She just left.

-Where was she going?
-She's flying around a lot these days.

Does she drive and hurl honey? She's
probably in trouble with the postman.

I need to check where...

-It's certainly not an emergency.
-That's right. Fluffy, do you want to...?

-She's just down town.
-Should we go up?

-Right next to the supermarket.
-Diagonally opposite Hotel Kjødets Lyst.

She will be home again soon.
They only rent out on an hourly basis.

-Laske? There are guests.
-I know.

So, to you.

That's okay.
I'm going to call Dad.

-Hello, Ash.
-Jessica.

-I did it.
-What?

I did as you said.
I broke up with Marco.

-Really?
-Yes.

Okay... well...

He turned completely white when I
mentioned you. Guess I didn't see it.

Sometimes you need
A kick in the ass. So thank you, Aske.

-Preserved.
-It's always been you.

-You who tickles my stomach.
-Ash, I was thinking about...

-Hello.
-Hey.

It's Emily.
Emily, it's Jessica.

Jesus Christ! Phew.
Ash, do you have an extra toilet brush?

-You have several ladies in play.
-It wasn't to disturb.

I'm just waiting in the room.

Jessica?

-Oops.
-It runs in the family.

I am also a player. Once upon a time
I had three fires going at the same time.

But then I got fired too
as a disability assistant.

-Yes, please!
-I'm done. Marco is killing me.

-What now?
-Aren't you making it worse than it is?

UNKNOWN NUMBER

"Let's decide. The building material
at 8 pm, if you dare. Marco."

Dare? Is he completely gone?
He's so done. I'll find weapons.

-How about talking to him?
-What a stupid thing to say, Father. Isn't it?

Emily is right.
I have to try to talk to him.

Remember to ask
what shampoo he uses.

-And if he has pets.
-I'm going in alone.

-Don't you want to bring flowers?
-Stop yourself now.

-I talked to the other girl.
-Marco? I'm here now.

Can we talk about this?

Hello?

Marco?

Be careful!

That's what I said.
I'll take him.

-Where the hell did he go?
-The!

I'm running behind.

Idiot.

Oh no! RN!

Marco? Stop.

Free!

RN!

Nei, nei.

RN?

-I can't!
-RN, are you okay?

-What happened?
-I can't remember anything.

Do you remember your
social security number?

-No, I don't think so.
-Sounds like a concussion.

And? Did you guys get
it all out, do you think?

We'll take you in for a checkup.
And what about you?

No. I'll arrange something.

-Aren't they fucking dangerous?
-No, super healthy. With apple flavor.

There he is.

-Where did you end up?
-I wanted something.

-Do you have it?
-Of course.

-Marco!
-Now it's the Tour de France.

-Take it easy.
-You just stay away.

This one is for Emily.

You're done bothering me!
Understood?

You quit now!
Or...

And you're done.
By setting things on fire.

And with flying around with that nausea
your little bag and sell your shit!

Do you know
How much money is it for?

You get banked.
If you say one more word.

Relax.

That's right, human.
It suits you to get into character.

I am proud of you.

Do you know where you are?

A fucked up place to be

Hi, you've called Emily.

It's Aske. I hope you're okay.
Marco doesn't bother us anymore.

-We took care of him. In our own way.
-Call as soon as you can. Bye.

Listen here...

-Do you want something?
-God, how I missed.

Hello, Ash.

-Do we know each other?
-Yes... Or no.

-You can't know me.
-Who are you?

I'm your father, Aske. Sorry if
It seemed like I was stalking you.

-It was difficult to make contact.
-My father?

You don't have to call me that.
My name is Torben.

But how...?

Sirene and I knew each other.
A short while ago.

-I wasn't allowed to be in your life.
-Mom said you left.

Just out of respect for her choice.
I've always dreamed of meeting you.

-And now it's finally happening.
-Yes. I...

I don't want to pressure you. I
understand. If you think the race is over.

But I would like to get to know
you. Can I give you my number?

-Torben?
-Yes, I'm sorry.

-So wild. I'll...
-Yes, of course.

-That's a bit much.
-I'm leaving in a few days.

If you need anything,
or just want to talk, then just call.

-Okay.
-Think about it, Ash.

I hope you'll want to meet up.
Take care of yourself.

Have it.

-So it was your father in the car?
-Yes. Obviously.

TORBEN YGGEMANE

-Give me something so foolish!
-Where were you yesterday?

I ran down to EFKA
to get more coffee.

Then I ran into Hanne Fletgaard
from ceramics.

So you and Hanne Fletgaard
went to Hotel Kjødets Lyst?

Jørn, have you been monitoring me?
We had a deal!

-Your mother is a cheap...
-Weren't you supposed to study for the exam?

We went to the cafe on the first floor.
We just drank tea.

-The receipt says something different.
-Did you rummage through my bag?

-Everyone has the right to privacy.
-And food.

-Medium rare tomahawksteak.
-Hanne got hungry.

I promise you that. 850 grams? Lead-heavy
for a woman weighing 47 kilograms.

Everything is correct!
The meetings, the makeup, the overtime.

Who is he, Siren?

Let me.

-Good day.
-Are you Aske's mother?

Yes. What does that mean?

We want to have
an unreserved apology.

What?

Your son has unprovoked
assaulted Marco.

-I didn't think you were like that.
-Mother, listen to me...

You don't always know
those you live with.

-You?
-He's been bullying Marco all week.

-Is that true?
-And what does your son do?

-Marco is a good boy.
-He attacked me last night.

-And he got Emily at the hospital.
-What are you talking about?

Marco was sitting and doing homework.
Until he met his friends.

I saw him!
You fled on a scooter.

My scooter got stolen.

Marco's scooter and helmet
was stolen yesterday.

If your son has taken it,
then give it back.

Your son supplies everyone in the club
with baptism.

-What? That's a lie.
-See for yourself.

-What are you doing?
-What the hell...?

Marco has a successful business.
He sells rare Pekimun cards.

Pekimun? They're so funny!
Have you seen this one?

I would rather see
what Hanne has put into practice.

-Jorn...
-Be careful. They're pretty expensive.

The boy threw Marco's bag into the water
and destroyed a card worth 8,000 kroner.

-Fonsilansepus.
-In third evolution!

-I was sure...
-That's what Aske pays back.

-Shrimp cocktail. Two pieces.
-Jørn, stop it now.

We'll put a line over it if Ash
gives Marco an apology.

-It was just missing.
-What about the fire?

-What are you talking about?
-Spareribs optional?

-Our shed burned down!
-You cut my tire!

-Crispy chicken?
-And the fire in the shed?

-It wasn't me!
-Admit it!

-Boar shank!
-No more accusations.

-He wanted revenge!
-Marco didn't light that shed.

-Beef brisket...
-How can you know that?

Because it was me!

What?

I accidentally set the shed on fire.
I forgot to turn off the grill.

Yes, Jørn, I grilled sausages on the sly!
I couldn't resist the temptation.

Have you eaten meat?
Does that mean...?

Don't rub it in my face.
It was me. Alone. I ate everything!

-I'm ashamed. My desire...
-Do you think I ate salad out of desire?

Maybe we should...

Spare ribs! I thought
you had an innocent sideshow, -

and then you get angry
with animal products!

-How long has it been going on?
-Just a month.

We see you have problems.
To work with. Come on, Marco.

Did it taste good?
Did you put barbecue sauce on your ribs?

-Marco, sorry.
-Don't do it. You've done enough damage.

I'm miserable. Forgive me.

Maybe I'm not capable of that.
It failed.

-I'm looking at Emily.
-You stay here, young man!

-You're under house arrest!
-It won't work. You're not my father!

I am your mother. I support Jørn.
I don't recognize you at all.

You are under house arrest for a month.
It is a joint decision.

As the joint decision
to live vegan?

I heard everything. Wasn't it Marco?
Is he from Byggvaren still out there?

Hold up!
This is all your fault!

-I thought Marco...
-You thought everything was possible!

He was innocent,
and I crushed him because of you.

You made me
to something I don't want to be.

-To a ninja.
-Okay, listen here.

I don't want to be a ninja anymore.
I am 14 years old!

I can handle myself.
Congratulations, your mission is complete.

If you go, I can't protect you.

I can call the police,
like normal people.

Then I guess I'll go back to
eternity. You ungrateful shit!

-Yes, you might get that.
-You don't mean that!

I'm tired of hearing what I
must do. You are not my father.

-You are a...
-You're not saying that.

You are a teddy bear!

Hey, Emily. I'm coming over.
At the hospital. Hope I find you.

EMERGENCY RECEPTION

Emily? Did they send you home?
Are you okay?

I'm better now. It was
Fortunately, no concussion.

I have found out
that it wasn't Marco.

I know.
I saw who did it.

Sending one to...

Can someone explain to me?

I thought

you go and trust blindly

but ends with

Now I stand here.

Reality is in the wrong place

no longer sees a difference

leaves behind a grapefruit flavor

have nothing more to say

whatever we had

-Are you okay?
-He's gone.

-Who?
-RN. He's gone back.

-You're going too, aren't you?
-I'll stay here. With you.

It's okay.
I talked to dad.

By the way, I also have
talked to my father.

He asked if we should meet.

-Then you should do that.
-I don't know...

-He's leaving in a few days.
-Then do it now.

Hey... I'm with you.

-You should have let me in.
-I should have done that.

-I want to share everything with you.
-Everything?

-Also a 850 gram tomahawk steak?
-Oh, Jorn!

With extra pepper sauce?

You brat! Jørn!

-Hey, Fnuggi.
-What's going on?

Sirene and I are going to a hotel.

We have things
we need to talk about.

-Call if there's anything.
-Or don't.

-Are you telling Aske? He furrows.
-He is under house arrest and is not allowed to leave.

I'm so glad you called.
It's okay for your mother, huh?

Sure. It's Emily.

-Is it okay for her to come along?
-So nice. Come in.

I'm renting the cabin until I know.
What's going to happen? Nice, huh?

-Yes, dear.
-What do you say to goulash?

I say great.

What?

-So it wasn't anything important?
-No. Not at all.

Laske? Hello? Are you mad?

The adults have left. Hello?

Hi, RN. It's just me.
You may as well wake up.

Hi. Hello? RN?

-I can't leave my body.
-What?

I wanted to return to eternity.

-Why is that?
-There was no need for me here anymore.

-It must be, since I don't...
-What?

-The man... He must be in danger.
-So, where is Ash?

I'm coming!
Ash, is that you?

-Where is Aske? With Emily?
-I think so.

The police thought
I lit up Byggvaren last night.

It took them an hour to check.
That I was with Mie and Fie.

When I finally got to go,
I saw this on the bulletin board.

What?

Then I got a job
at an advertising agency in Oslo.

-Then I started selling chalk.
-Exciting.

I don't know now.
A little dessert?

-I have an ice cream cake in the freezer.
-Should I go get it?

Thank you. That's kind of you.
Remember to bring a knife too.

I find a good and sharp one.

-Wow, great place, Dad.
-It's wonderfully peaceful here.

It is very remote.
You have the forest all to yourself.

-Hello? What's up?
-What a crap.

It's probably just a fuse.
I'll be back in two minutes.

-Are you okay, Emily?
-Yes, I'll fix it.

-Hi, Sune. What's up?
-Where are you? Is Emily there?

-Ja, men hun...
-Get away, brother.

-What are you talking about?
-Look at the picture I sent.

WANTED

-It's Emily!
-She is wanted by the police.

Escaped from Bornedal prison.

She has been hospitalized.
Since her father died in Thailand.

Look under the picture. Look at her name!

Emily... Eberfrø.

That is Philip Eberfrø's daughter.

She will take revenge on you.

-Who are you talking to?
-It was Sune. I have to go now.

-Mother has become ill.
-Yeah. What's wrong with her?

-She's crazy! Get away now!
-You're not going anywhere.

I said: Stay here!

-Damn.
-Damn.

Emily! Relax!

-We have to call the police.
-Fuck the police. We have to help him.

Agreed. Emily has been wanted.
For 14 days and they haven't even...

What the hell is going on?

Free!

Torben! Torben.
It's Emily. She...

-Free?
-What are you doing?

-Ash, calm down now.
-Your beard...

-What?
-What's going on?

There's probably no reason.
To draw out the tension.

It's been a long time, huh, Ash?
Have you missed me?

-Boar's nest?
-I've only been thinking about you.

It doesn't work.

Everything works in Thailand.
If you have money.

A fake death certificate too.

Stay here, Ash.
Now we're going to have some fun.

-Hello, Ash.
-You've met my dear daughter.

She wanted to help her father
and haven't had time for fun.

It was you at church.
And at Byggvaren.

We tried to clean your teddy bear. out
of the way, but you managed it yourself.

You guys are crazy.

It was incredibly fun.
To ruin your life.

Like you've ruined mine.
Ta ham.

It's crazy, but since then we've
lived with a Japanese spirit of revenge.

-That sounds like a bad sign...
-We need to find the man now.

-It's an emergency.
-Far har "Find My Family".

It's beautiful.
That's really good.

-Fantastic!
-I can't take any more.

So delicious!

-They're not answering.
-What do we do then?

Maybe I can log in.
On dad's computer.

Password.
He never holds his hand over.

-Did you just write "Jessica"?
-Yes, that's strange.

-It came...
-My pronouns are he/him.

-Bingo!
-Can you see him?

What the hell is he
doing out in the woods?

Where are you, Ash?
Look-see!

I'll find you soon.

-Uncle Stewart!
-What...? Are you allowed to stay out so late?

Emily and her father
wants to kill me!

There should be room for that too.
I have set up camp at Bukkedammen.

But I ran out of Fernet Branca.
You can't fish for eels without it.

-This seems familiar...
-Can I ride into town?

-Sure. Where are we going?
-Just go away.

I've been there.
It's straight forward.

-Run away. We need the road.
-You stop there.

-Just drive by!
-You sure are cute.

But you can get an earful
which sounds completely like Amager.

We're waiting here for Dad.

Have you brought the toll?
In circumstances?

Okay, where is your...

No! Stewart!

Hello again, Ash.
You'll come back with me.

-We did well, huh?
-Yes, yes.

-Keep an eye on him. I'm going for a walk.
-Yes, father.

-Why are you doing this?
-So dad gets revenge.

And then we live happily ever after.
Until the end of our days.

He's blowing you! He's using you
in his sick game.

-That's not true.
-Your father is evil. He kills children!

Now he's making you a murderer too.
Is that what you want?

-Shut up!
-Hey! Stop it!

-Jessica? Sune?
-Come out!

-Get out yourself, psycho.
-RN!

-Damn.
-I have you.

You owe me 400 kroner.
For a taxi.

-RN, we need your sword.
-Yes, please.

Coming here.

-Yes, so we meet again, doll child.
-Of?

But this time
I also have my toy with me.

Are you having problems?
So take it with me.

Yes, it hurts, right?
Like a snakebite.

-You got it from the horse's own mouth.
-No! It's ringing!

Like that. Up.

They are!

RN, you have to jump out.
Of that body.

My dear daughter
Told you you don't like fire.

In the!

Now, Aske? You're freezing.
We'll have to light it up properly.

It's between the two of us!
Keep Sune and Jessica out.

It is called "natural shrinkage".
Emily, will you take the bag?

-Yes, but...
-Emily, you have time to stop this!

-Emily?
-Dad? Maybe it's best we...

-I can trust my daughter, right?
-And...

So get the bag!

Well, I'll move on.
You are going to die.

I will think of you.
When I toast bread.

Dad? It's just a plane ticket.

-Emily, lever.
-Aren't you taking me with you?

I can barely keep you flying.
On the heels for time and eternity -

just for a little relationship
with the cook.

And one of us must stay behind.
And take the blame for all of this.

You're welcome to do that.
For your dear father?

-You promised, father!
-But... Oh, damn it.

You are crazy!

"Crazy daughter"
by deceased toy manufacturer -

kills himself
and local teenagers in arson."

That sounds really good,
Don't you think so? Tudelu.

Ashes? What do we do?

-RN? Skip to something.
-In the...

-You have to let go.
-I couldn't do anything.

But you can now!

-RN, we need you.
-What?

I need you. Please!

-RN!
-Human...

Like that.

In the!

Oh no.
I really don't like that.

Now you're mine, child murderer!
Hang in there, human. I'm here.

No, don't!

Nei, nei, nei!

Ash, come on. We have to go out.

-Free!
-Emily, wake up! Come on.

-Hurry out!
-What about you?

I'm going to stay here.

Ouch. What's going on? No.

RN! RN!

-Free!
-Human, stop.

It's over for me here.

-My soul is ready to find peace.
-But what about us?

Free, You don't need me anymore.

-Men...
-You are ready to go your own way.

-Take care of yourself.
-Come on!

-You're not going anywhere, daughter.
-Let go!

-Help your father.
-You're not my father!

-Ash, come now.
-In the!

RN...

Hey, kids.
I must have fallen asleep.

Are you having a bonfire?

I have a barbecue sausage in my
vest pocket. No, I must have eaten that.

The new grill is good.

It tastes amazing.

-Can we grill some toast?
-Delicious spareribs.

GIRL FOUND

-Do you two want some sausage from me?
-Hey, offensive!

Screw you, Frodo.

Welcome, everyone. Fnuggi,
Congratulations on a great exam.

-Thank you.
-You suddenly become so big.

He always has been.

-It was fat-shaming.
-You have a broad back. You can handle it.

-Cheers, anyway.
-Cheers. Congratulations, brother.

Now I will take the floor for a moment.

Now it's all over
Sune's big day.

But Aske, I know you've been thinking
a lot on your biological father.

Who he is, where he lives.
It was hard to talk about, because...

Yes, it was a one night stand.

Your father and I
had only one wild night.

-Oh my, it was wild.
-Men...

-I had almost my whole head...
-Siren? Should we...?

Everyone has the right to know
where they come from.

Yes. And food.

So I have invited
your father to us today, Aske.

That was probably my key word.

-What?
-Now you must excuse me.

Hello, Ash. We know each
other a little bit from before.

You all know who I am, but I
takes on a new role as Aske's father.

I thought
We would sing along to each other.

Your instrument.

-Jørn. I am Askes...
-Jørn is my second father.

For a responsibility you have taken on.
You are a real friend.

Are you involved in stabbing?

You know what?
I'm not going anywhere.

Shots fired.

Hashtag bad girlfriend.

Some people only have one mother.

And then there are children

it's those who don't know

others have no idea how fucked up they are

then it's you who sees

but look around

Are you lonely?

Just reach out

I am you are

everyone has a relationship

You too.

There are people with foster children

and then there they

Obliged.

One becomes an only child

and some are delivered in a cup

Don't drink it.

And if you can't see

so remember

Are you lonely?

Just reach out

I am you are

we just have a relationship

It's solo!

Or just mine.

If you just pull over

why go

Take my hand, I'll give it to you.

We are not just the same

Do you know that?
It's my heart that's beating.

Are you lonely?

Just reach out

I am you are

let me be your rela... again

no matter your age

no okay I'm just kidding

Yes!

-That's right, Jørn.
-I did my best.

Translation: Tron Pine
Scandinavian Text Service