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- TONIGHT ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES--"

- WE'RE GONNA GO TO MIAMI. - HEY!

I DON'T WANT TO BE OUT.

I DON'T WANT TO BE THERE FOR PAPARAZZI.

I DON'T LIKE THAT STUFF. - TRINA IS THE FREAKY ONE.

- YOU BE GETTING WITH GIRLS? - ALL MEN CHEAT!

- EXCEPT OBAMA. - EXCEPT OBAMA!

- OH MY GOD!

- YOU GOT A CHEATER--

YOU GOT SOMEBODY WHO NEVER CAN'T HOLD DOWN A JOB.

- WELL, WHO YOU MAD AT?

- I'M NOT MAD AT ANYBODY, I'M JUST SAYING--

- THEN WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE?

- I'M JUST TRYING TO TELL Y'ALL, THIS KIND OF DUDE HERE

IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

♪ [theme song] ♪ WE ARE THE BRAXTONS AND YOU'LL SEE ♪

♪ THAT WE ARE NOT LIKE AN ORDINARY FAMILY ♪

♪ TONI TRACI TOWANDA TRINA TAMAR AND MISS E ♪

♪ WILL TEACH YOU A THING OR TWO ON BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES ♪

♪♪

- HEY, TONI. - HEY.

- HEY, VINCE.

THIS WEEK IS MY BIRTHDAY.

SO, I AM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING NOTHING

AND JUST HANGING OUT WITH MY KIDS AND MY SISTERS

AND NOT DOING ANYTHING TOO CRAZY.

- HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING? - GOOD.

- GOOD-- WHAT'S THAT LOOK-- WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT TO TELL US?

- WE'RE GONNA GO TO MIAMI. - WHEN?

- TOMORROW. - TOMORROW?

- YEAH, WE'RE GONNA-- - TOMORROW?

- YEAH, YOUR BIRTHDAY. - IT'LL BE FUN!

- I DON'T FEEL LIKE TRAVELING-- OH!

- HEY, HO!

- MY SISTER TONI IS THE FUN POLICE.

THE MINUTE WE'RE HAVING FUN, ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HEAR,

"WOO-WOO-WOO-- STOP ALL THE FUN!"

THAT'S HER. - TONI, IT'LL BE FUN!

- YOU FEEL LIKE TRAVELING. - I DO.

- I PROMISE YOU IT WILL BE WORTH IT.

- IT'LL BE FUN.

- I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT TAMAR WANTS TO TAKE ME TO MIAMI

FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND I THINK IT IS A GREAT THING,

BUT TAMAR IS JUST RECEIVING SOME OF THE FINANCIAL THINGS

THAT I'VE HAD IN THE PAST AND I UNDERSTAND SHE WANTS

TO BE HOT AND SHOW IT OFF, BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.

- ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HAVE YOUR BAG PACKED.

YOU AIN'T GOT TO WORRY ABOUT NOTHING.

JUST BE AT THE DOOR WHEN THE CAR COMES.

- I DON'T KNOW.

SHE MAY NOT KNOW, BUT I KNOW SHE IS GETTING ON THAT PLANE.

- THAT LITTLE CAR RIGHT THERE.

- MY SISTERS TELL ME THEY HAVE A LOT PLANNED FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

I WOULD RATHER BE HOME DOING NOTHING.

BUT I'M GOING TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT.

- WE DROP TONI OFF AT THE HOTEL SO THAT WE

CAN GO TO THE MALL TO BUY HER A BIRTHDAY GIFT.

- HEY GUYS, I TOTALLY HAVE VINCE'S CREDIT CARD.

- YOU DO?

- I'M TRYING TO THINK ALL THE STUFF I KNOW SHE NEEDS.

- WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD GET HER BECAUSE

I KNOW WHAT I NEED TO GET MYSELF?

THERE'S ARE A COUPLE OF THINGS THAT I HAVE TO HAVE.

- LOOK TAMAR, FIRST OF ALL, CAN WE FIRST CONCENTRATE

ON WHAT WE GETTING TONI?

CAN WE CONCENTRATE ON THAT FIRST?

- WE'RE GOING TO GO SHOPPING FOR PRESENTS FOR ME, OF COURSE.

BUT I'M SURE WE'LL FIND SOMETHING

FOR TONI ALONG THE WAY.

- THAT BRACELET, RIGHT? - DAMN, I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE.

- OOH, I NEED THAT-- OOH, I NEED THIS BAG.

OOH, I NEED THIS.

I JUST WANT TO SEE IF THERE ARE A FEW THINGS FOR ME FIRST.

- WOULD SHE LIKE THIS OR WOULD THIS LOOK BETTER FOR ME?

I NEED THIS.

IF IT WOULD LOOK GOOD ON ME IT WOULD LOOK GOOD ON HER.

- WE ARE SHOPPING FOR TONI'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT AND OF COURSE

TAMAR TURNS IT INTO HER OWN PERSONAL SHOPPING SPREE.

- OKAY, LET'S CHECK OUT THE BAGS.

MAYBE SHE NEEDS ANOTHER BAG-- YOU CAN'T HAVE TOO MANY.

I SAW A WHOLE BUNCH OF THINGS I NEED FOR ME.

DAMN I HAVE TO HAVE IT.

I AM SCARED TO SEE HOW MUCH THIS BAG IS.

DOES ANYBODY WANT TO GUESS? - I WILL GUESS.

LET ME SEE. - I WANT TO SEE.

- I AM STILL GETTING IT-- I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.

IT'S REALLY DIFFICULT TO GO SHOPPING WITH MY SISTERS

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THEM TO FEEL BAD THAT THEY COULDN'T GO

AND DROP TEN STACKS OR WHATEVER IT IS ON WHATEVER THEY WANT.

- DAMN.

- SPENDING THAT MUCH MONEY ON A BAG-- I JUST CAN'T DO IT.

I HAVE CHILDREN.

WHAT AM I GOING TO LET MY CHILDREN STARVE FOR A MONTH?

I MEAN, WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS YOU DON'T REALLY THINK ABOUT--

I MEAN, EVERY NOW AND THEN YOU CAN SPLURGE FOR YOURSELF, BUT...

- I HAVE A LOT OF KIDS.

I HAVE AT LEAST TWENTY LOUIS', I HAVE A BUNCH OF CHRISTIANS'.

THEY SPEAK TO ME.

LIKE THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME, SO I DIDN'T ADOPT IT.

DO I HAVE IT ON THE WRONG FOOT?

- MMM-MMM. - NO?

THIS BAG IS REALLY HEAVY.

- WE'VE SPENT WAY OVER AN HOUR AND IT IS ALL FOR TAMAR.

WE HAVEN'T EVEN FOUND A GIFT FOR TONI YET.

- OH, LET'S SEE THAT! - THAT'S ADORABLE.

- THAT'S HER ISN'T IT?

- YOU THINK SHE WOULD APPRECIATE IT?

- I WOULD. - I THINK SHE WOULD!

- I WOULD. - TAMAR.

- THAT'S MORE ME THAN HER. - NO THAT'S NOT, THAT'S HER.

- WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I DIDN'T SAY

"I WANT TO BE A RICH MAN'S WIFE."

MMM-MMM.

I SAID, VERBATIM, "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A SUPERSTAR."

SO, NOW I'M GROWN AS HELL AND I AM GOING TO NEED TO HAVE

THAT SUPERSTAR WISH THAT I, YOU KNOW, PUT INTO THE UNIVERSE

WAY BACK IN THE WAY BACK-- YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING?

- WE'LL TAKE THIS, AND THAT. - LIKE THAT?

- THANK YOU. - THEY'LL HOLD THE BAGS.

- THANK YOU SO MUCH! - COME ON, CINDERELLA.

- OKAY WICKED STEPSISTER.

- THANK YOU.

- WE CAPPED OFF THE DAY WITH A SUNSET CRUISE

ON THE YACHT COURTESY OF TAMAR AND VINCE.

I THOUGHT IT WAS A LITTLE EXTRAVAGANT,

BUT YOU KNOW, NEW MONEY. - HEY, GUYS.

- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

- THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL. - SEXY AND A BARBECUE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

- A TARGET CARD. - OH, A-HA!

- YOU ARE NOT GETTING THAT, TOO BAD.

- I LIKE STUFF LIKE THAT-- I LOVE "TARGET," I LOVE "TJ MAX."

TAMAR, SHE DOESN'T GET IT-- SHE THINKS I AM BEING CHEAP.

I THINK IT'S PRACTICAL LIVING.

"WAL-MART" SIZE TWO. - I AM OUT OF HERE.

THAT-SEE, THAT IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.

- I LIKE TARGET, I HAVE KIDS, I CAN GET SCHOOL SUPPLIES.

"TJ MAX" CARD WOULD REALLY BE NICE.

- WHO HAVE YOU BECOME?

- TAMAR IS TEASING ME ABOUT WHERE I SHOP.

IS THIS A BIRTHDAY OR A ROAST?

- WELL, CAN I SET YOU UP ON A BLIND DATE?

- WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD UP.

MY CURRENT STATUS OF MY MARRIAGE IS THAT WE ARE

LEGALLY SEPARATED.

WE LIVE IN SEPARATE HOMES NOW.

BUT IT IS A LITTLE BIT CHALLENGING WHEN YOU

ARE TRYING TO DATE BECAUSE I CARE WHAT MY KIDS THINK.

I DON'T WANT THEM TO READ ANYTHING.

- LISTEN, I AM NOT GOING TO SET YOU UP WITH ANYBODY

WHO IS TRYING TO LIVE OFF OF YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN.

- HOW OLD IS HE?

- AGE AIN'T NOTHING BUT A NUMBER.

- AGE IS A NUMBER.

- CAN I JUST EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU?

- THAT'S B.S. - NO.

- I AM TRYING TO BECOME OPEN MINDED ABOUT DATING BUT I

HAVEN'T GONE ON ONE DATE.

REALLY NO ONE HAS ASKED ME OUT.

- WHY ARE YOU NOT COMING OUT LATER?

- I DON'T LIKE TO GO TO CLUBS.

YOU AIN'T NEVER HEAR ME GO TO NO CLUBS ON MY BIRTHDAY.

- IT'S NOT CLUBS LIKE THAT. - I DON'T LIKE GOING TO CLUBS.

- WELL, WHERE DO YOU WANT TO MEET SOMEBODY AT, CHURCH?

- SHE WANT SOMEBODY THAT WANTS TO SIT IN THE HOUSE WITH HER

AND WATCH OLD MOVIES AND TALK ABOUT OLD STUFF AND CROCHET.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT THAT GETS REAL OLD REAL QUICK.

- WHY CAN'T HE MEET ME FOR DINNER?

WHY CAN'T WE HAVE DINNER SOMEWHERE WHEN I MEET HIM?

- WHO WANTS TO JUST MEET SOMEBODY FOR DINNER?

NO. - THING IS, I DON'T--

- THEN YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE AND TALK TO HIM.

- EVEN THOUGH TAMAR DOES HAVE A HEALTHY MARRIAGE

I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE ANY DATING ADVICE FROM HER.

I'M SORRY, NOPE-- NOT GONNA DO IT.

- WE HAVE YOUR BIRTHDAY STUFF. - YAY!

- IT'S A LIMITED EDITION. - YES, IT IS.

- I SURE DO WITH IT WAS LENT. - BECAUSE WHY?

- SO YOU CAN GIVE IT TO HER.

- OH, THAT'S SO PERFECT-THAT IS PERFECT-- WAIT A MINUTE--

- "SEX AND THE CITY," IT CAME FROM THE MOVIE!

- HELL YES!

- OH YOU ARE KILLING 'EM-- - THAT IS RETARDED!

- WOW!

- HELLO, DARLING-- HELLO, BOYS...

I GOT MY CARRIE BRADSHAW FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES

SEX AND THE CITY 2 WHEN SHE HOLDS UP HER LITTLE GLASSES

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPER CHIC AND SUPER FRENCH.

- THAT'S PRETTY [deleted] FABULOUS, I HAVE TO SAY MYSELF.

- I DON'T EVEN SMOKE AND I FEEL LIKE I NEED A CIGARETTE.

GONNA GO GET MYSELF ONE TOMORROW.

- TONI SURE DID LOOK GOOD IN THEM GLASSES.

I THINK I AM GOING TO HAVE TO GO BUY ME

A PAIR OF THOSE THINGS, THEY HOT.

- THANKS, GUYS-- SMOOCHES.

SMOOCHES!

- NOW SHE IS GOING TO ACT LIKE THAT, SEE, I KNEW IT!

- SO YOU'RE JEALOUS. - WHAT?

I AM NOT JEALOUS. - YOU ARE.

- I THINK TRACI'S JEALOUS. - WHAT?

- AND I THINK TRINA IS JEALOUS.

I AM A LOT OF THINGS AND JEALOUS IS NOT ONE OF THEM.

NEVER. - YOU AIN'T JEALOUS?

- NO. TRINA DOESN'T HAVE ANY

SEXUAL INHIBITIONS TO BE JEALOUS.

- WHAT DOES SHE MEAN BY THAT? - SHE IS VERY FREE SEXUALLY.

- NO INHIBITIONS, ZERO. - NO INHIBITIONS AT ALL.

- AS THE DRINKS KEPT FLOWING I KNEW IT WAS JUST ABOUT TIME

FOR US TO TALK ABOUT SEX.

- TRINA IS THE FREAKY ONE.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW TRINA WAS FREAKY?

- WHAT YOU MEAN FREAKY?

YOU BE GETTING WITH GIRLS?

- WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

IF SHE WAS A LESBIAN-- WHAT WOULD BE WRONG WITH TRINA--

IF HER-IF SHE WAS A LESBIAN?

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A LESBIAN.

- IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LESBIANISM OR DOING A THREESOME.

I SAID, "SO TRINA, SO IF YOU AND GABE WANTED

"TO GET DOWN WITH A CHICK YOU WOULD DO IT?"

- YEAH. - OH, OKAY.

- I THINK I AM TRI-SEXUAL. - WHAT IS THAT?

- IT MEANS I WILL TRY SOMETHING ONE TIME TO SEE IF I LIKE IT.

IF I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT, AND IT I DON'T I DON'T.

- I JUST KNOW ONE TIME WE WERE IN THE ROOM,

ME AND THE HAIR STYLIST, AND TRINA WAS REALLY TRYING

TO TEACH HER ABOUT MASTURBATION.

- WELL, THAT'S NORMAL. - NO, HONEY!

- THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

- YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT. - GO AHEAD AND TELL ME.

- SHE LAID ON THE BED, TOOK DOWN HER UNDERWEAR,

AND WAS TRYING TO SHOW HER HOW TO MASTURBATE.

- ONE MINUTE, WAIT-- WHO DID THAT?

- TONI LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THAT FREAKY.

WHEN I SAID FREAKY I DIDN'T' MEAN LIKE THAT.

- I DO A LOT OF STUFF.

- YOU TOOK DOWN YOUR DRAWERS AND SHOWED SOMEBODY?

- I KNOW MY SISTERS JUDGE ME WHEN IT COMES

TO MY SEXUALITY AND MY DRINKING.

BUT, HEY, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO ALL THE FUN STUFF.

- IT'S GOOD TO KEEP A HEALTHY SEXUAL...

- WHAT DO YOU THINK IS A HEALTHY SEXUAL ATMOSPHERE?

- JUST, YOU KNOW, DOING ROLE-PLAY.

- LIKE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ACTING LIKE YOUR HUSBAND DON'T CHEAT?

- OH MY GOD...

- COMING UP ON BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES...

- SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW, YOU GOT IT AND SLIDE...

- TRINA AND TRACI ARE TOTAL CLOSET FREAKS.

I MEAN, IF THEY WERE SINGLE THEY WOULD BE HOS.

OH, DID I SAY THAT?

- IT'S GOOD TO KEEP A HEALTHY SEXUAL...

- WHAT DO YOU THINK IS A HEALTHY SEXUAL ATMOSPHERE?

- JUST, YOU KNOW, DOING ROLE-PLAY.

- LIKE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ACTING LIKE YOUR HUSBAND DON'T CHEAT?

- LIKE MY MOMMY SAID, "ALL MEN CHEAT."

- EXCEPT OBAMA. - EXCEPT OBAMA.

- OH MY GOSH!

- HOW LONG YOU GUYS BEEN MARRIED-- FOURTEEN YEARS?

- DIDN'T-- FOURTEEN YEARS, BUT IT'S BEEN A DRY SPELL.

BELIEVE THAT. - HOW LONG A DRY SPELL?

- ANYWAY... - A MONTH, A WEEK?

- THREE MONTHS? - MMM-MMM-MMM...

- FOUR MONTHS? - THREE YEARS?

- IT'S BEEN A WHILE... - YEARS?

- I STOPPED COUNTING.

IT'S BEEN A DRY SPELL.

I HAVEN'T HAD SEX WITH MY HUSBAND IN A WHILE.

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KNOCK SOME BOOTS WHEN YOUR MAMA

IS IN THE HOUSE?

YOU CAN'T EVEN BUST A GOOD NUT!

BECAUSE YOU ARE WITH THE SAME PERSON FOR SO LONG

AND YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT HEALTHY.

- WHAT YOU GOT TO DO?

- YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT ENTERTAINING.

SOMETIMES YOU BUY YOURSELF A LITTLE TEDDY

AND DO LITTLE TRICKS. - WHAT YOU MEAN BY TRICKS?

LIKE WHAT?

- LIKE SOMETIMES YOU WILL HAVE YOUR LITTLE THING ON

AND THEY WILL BE WATCHING FOOTBALL.

- HAVE WHAT THING ON?

- YOUR LITTLE TEDDY OR YOUR LITTLE LINGERIE

OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, REALLY SEXY, SMELLING GOOD.

TAKE A SHOWER, WASH YOUR ASS-TAIL.

- AND THEN WHAT?

- WELL YOU KNOW, ACT LIKE YOU ARE WALKING

AND CLEANING SOMETHING.

- YEAH, BUT HOW DO YOU DO THAT AND YOUR MAMA IN THE HOUSE?

- MOTHER IN LAW... - IT DON'T MATTER.

- YOU DO THAT WHILE HIS MAMA IN THERE?

- SHE SHOULDN'T BE IN THE HOUSE.

NOW, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA,

YOU KNOW, SNATCH.

WHAT SHE DOES, SHE DOES!

- TRINA AND TRACI ARE TOTAL CLOSET FREAKS.

I MEAN, IF THEY WERE SINGLE THEY WOULD HOS.

OOH, DID I SAY THAT?

I DID.

- YOU BETTER GET YOURS BEFORE I GET MINE BECAUSE IF YOU

DON'T GET YOURS BEFORE I GET MINE, OH WELL.

I'M DONE.

- I'M THE YOUNG THE ONE, I'M THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSED

TO BE GETTING IT POPPING IT-- POP-POP-POP.

I MEAN, THEY ARE GETTING IT IN.

I MEAN, GO 'HEAD, OLD ASS FREAKS!

- WELL, I MUST SAY GIRLS TODAY HAS BEEN VERY EDUCATIONAL

AND ENLIGHTENING.

I DIDN'T KNOW TRINA WAS SO FREAKY.

I DIDN'T KNOW TRACI WAS SO PASSIONATE.

GREAT, FABULOUS BIRTHDAY-- THANK YOU SO MUCH.

GUYS, I LOVE YOU-- TOAST. - I LOVE YOU TOO.

- CLINK-CLINK-CLINK. - CLINK-CLINK-CLINK.

- CLINK-CLINK-CLINK. - CHEERS.

- I WANT TO GO TO THE CLUB.

- WE GET OFF THE YACHT AND IT'S LIKE ELEVEN O'CLOCK.

AND I AM LIKE, OKAY, Y'ALL, LET'S GET DRESSED

AND GO TO THE CLUB.

LET'S GO FIND TONI A MAN AND GO DO THE DAMN THING.

- LET ME TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT MIAMI AND THEIR CLUBS.

OOH, THEY GET IT POPPING.

I MEAN, THEY HAD LIKE LASER BEAMS.

I JUST FELT LIKE I WAS IN A SPACESHIP OR SOMETHING.

LIKE, SOUL PLANE SPACE SHIP.

- ROOM SERVICE. - YES, ROOM SERVICE.

YES, I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER SOMETHING REAL QUICK PLEASE.

- I DIDN'T GO OUT-- I HATE CLUBS.

I DON'T CARE IF IT IS MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND.

I'M NOT GOING.

CAN I GET A BIG BOWL OF STRAWBERRIES, A BIG BOWL

OF HOT FUDGE AND A BIG BOWL OF FRESH WHIPPED CREAM.

- I WISH TONI AND TRACI COULD HAVE BEEN HERE.

- I KNOW.

- TONI SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE-- SHE MISSES EVERYTHING.

ANYTHING FUN SHE DOES NOT WANT TO DO.

SHE IS REALLY THE FUN POLICE, FOR REAL.

- I AM STILL PISSED TONI DID NOT COME TO THE CLUB

THE NIGHT BEFORE.

YOU KNOW, I MEAN, WE WERE READY TO SEND HER AWAY

WITH SOME KIND OF BALLER-- A BASKETBALLER, A FOOTBALLER,

A SOCCER BALLER-- ANY KIND OF BALLER.

YOU KNOW, SHE JUST DIDN'T COME.

SO, IT IS JUST LIKE COME ON LET US SIT DOWN AT THE POOL

AND FIND TONI A MAN.

YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO TRY IT?

I WAS GOING TO HOOK YOU BACK UP WITH YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND.

- ANY EX-BOYFRIEND WOULD BE BAD-- I DON'T DO SEQUELS.

SO THEY DON'T WORK FOR ME, NO.

I DIDN'T HAVE ANY OF THESE CRAZY LOVE AFFAIRS

WITH MY BOYFRIENDS, LIKE WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOGETHER.

I DIDN'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE.

SO NO, ALL OF THEM WERE WRONG.

ALTHOUGH I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND OR ANYTHING

LIKE THAT YET, RIGHT NOW.

I WILL PROBABLY BE EIGHTY WHEN I GET MARRIED AGAIN.

- EIGHTY? - DUMMY.

- WHY IS THAT DUMB?

- BECAUSE EVERYTHING WILL BE DRIED UP AND HANGING.

- IF TONI WAITS TO LONG SHE IS GOING TO BE ALL DRIED UP.

DON'T NOBODY WANT NO OLD BAG.

SORRY I GOT SICK IN MY MOUTH.

- IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU BY YOURSELF.

GO LOOK AT GOLDIE HAWN AND KURT RUSSELL.

THEY ARE NOT MARRIED.

MARRIED DOESN'T CONSTITUTE BEING TOGETHER.

- TONI HAS BEEN SEPARATED FROM HER HUSBAND

FOR OVER A YEAR NOW, AND WE ARE LIKE,

"TONI, HELLO, WAKE UP-- IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON!"

- THEY WANT ME TO DATE, AND I'M NOT READY TO DATE.

NOT THAT I'M NOT READY TO GET OUT THERE,

BUT I WANT TO MEET SOMEONE WHEN IT IS THE RIGHT TIME.

- TAMAR ARE YOU SENSITIVE TODAY?

ARE YOU VERY SENSITIVE TODAY?

YOU SENSITIVE TODAY, YOU HAVING A MOMENT?

- I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO WORK OUT.

I MEAN, VINCE AND I ARE GOOD, BUT WE HAVE A LOT OF THINGS

TO WORK OUT BECAUSE IT'S ME, BECAUSE WHERE I AM

AND WHERE I WANT TO GO IN LIFE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - NO.

I DON'T NECESSARILY THINK HE IS HOLDING ME BACK.

I JUST THINK THAT I WANT TO BE HAPPY IN MY MARRIAGE

AND IT IS JUST A LOT IN WHAT I WANT TO DO

AND BEING MARRIED TO AN EXECUTIVE.

I LOVE MY HUSBAND, BUT HOWEVER ARE WE GOING

TO DO THE RECORD I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO DO

FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF YEARS?

I AM GOING TO TAKE MY HUSBAND OUT TO DINNER

AND TALK TO HIM SO HE WILL REALLY--

AND TALK TO HIM CALMLY AND NOT YELL AT HIM

AND NOT MAKE HIM FEEL ATTACKED.

- YOU WANT IT THAT WAY! - PUT ME ON A RECORD WITH GAGA

SINGING SOMETHING-- - YOU CAN'T DO THAT?

- SINGING SOME TYPE OF HOOKER-SOMETHING?

- YOU CAN'T DO THAT! - LIKE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- THAT DOESN'T-WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

- 'CAUSE YOU OWN A VERY LUCRATIVE RECORD LABEL,

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING-- - THAT HAS NOTHING

TO DO WITH NOTHING!

I JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN THE WAY YOU WANT IT TO HAPPEN

BECAUSE YOU'RE MY WIFE!

- AND NOT MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE I DON'T APPRECIATE HIM

AND HE'S NOT A GOOD MAN, BECAUSE HE IS?

YOU KNOW, BUT I JUST WANT TO TALK TO HIM LIKE A WOMAN,

BECAUSE I KNOW MOST OF THE TIME I AM THE YOUNGEST

AND I TEND TO TALK TO PEOPLE LIKE,

"YOU NEED TO BE DOING THIS THAT AND THE OTHER.

"AND THIS IS THAT THAT THAT AND THAT."

- ALL RIGHT, TAMAR, YOU ARE GROWING UP!

- AND I'M GONNA DO THAT! - CONGRATULATIONS!

- WONDERFUL!

- OH MY GOSH, TAMAR IS GROWING UP.

NAH!

- SPEAKING OF THE DEVIL, HI, BOOTS.

- WHY AM I THE DEVIL?

NOT THE DEVIL BUT WE WERE JUST SPEAKING

ABOUT HOW GOOD YOU ARE, HOW GREAT YOU ARE.

- WE GOTTA GO, WE GOT AN APPOINTMENT

TO GO LOOK AT SOME HOUSES TODAY.

- LUCKY!

- VINCE AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT GETTING A VACATION HOME.

REMEMBER WHAT I WAS TELLING YOU?

- YOU CAN COME WITH US. - YEAH, TAKE HER WITH YOU.

- YOU ARE THE LUCKY LITTLE QUEEN!

- WELL, WAIT A MINUTE-- - I LOVE HOUSE HUNTING.

IT IS MY FAVORITE THING TO LOOKY-LOU.

- LOOKY-LOUING!

NOW, I DO FEEL LIKE A THIRD WHEEL A BIT.

- YOU LOVE GOING TO LOOK AT HOUSES.

- YOU GUYS ARE BEING ALL ROMANTIC AND I AM JUST LIKE,

WALKING BEHIND.

I AM THE ASSISTANT TODAY.

GIRLS, THEY ARE MAKING ME THEIR ASSISTANT.

- YES! - YAY!

- THERE GOES TAMAR AGAIN FLAUNTING HER FABULOUS

MILLIONAIRE LIFESTYLE WITH HER AND HER HUBBY.

SHE HAS MORE HOUSES THAN MY SHOES.

IT GETS A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH.

- I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY HOUSES WE LOOKED AT BUT I COULD

TELL TAMAR DIDN'T LIKE ANY OF THEM.

AND VINCE WAS DEFINITELY NOT PLEASED.

- AND THIS HOUSE I WANT TO DECORATE.

CAN WE MAKE THAT DEAL? - SURE.

- GREAT-- TONI YOU ARE MY WITNESS.

- OF WHAT?

- HE SAID THIS HOUSE THAT WE PICK I GET TO DECORATE.

I INTRODUCED VINCE TO MY SISTER TAMAR BECAUSE

THE RELATIONSHIP SHE WAS IN, I HATED IT.

- HE WAS LIKE "CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER?"

I WAS LIKE, "NO, FOR WHAT?"

IT WAS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT VINCE

THAT I THOUGHT WAS SPECIAL.

AND ONCE I INTRODUCED THEM, TAMAR WAS LIKE,

"I DON'T LIKE VINCENT.

"HE'S LIKE A GUY FROM HIGH SCHOOL YOU HANG OUT WITH.

"HE'S M LIKE MY BOY, HE IS NOT MY GUY.

"HE COULD NEVER BE MY GUY."

- I GAVE HIM MY PIN NUMBER AND THEN HE TEXT ME LIKE

THREE MINUTES LATER AND WAS LIKE,

"YOU WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIES?"

- TAMAR NEVER WANTED ME TO KNOW ALL THE FACTS.

LIKE SHE DON'T, SHE GONNA SAY THAT SHE DIDN'T LIKE ME

AND SHE WAS COOKING ME DINNER EVERY NIGHT.

- I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. - NOW, DON'T START.

- OKAY, YOU DON'T MAKE FOOD FOR FRIENDS EVERYDAY.

- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THOUGH.

- THIS IS THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LIST.

- GOOD. - SO, WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT?

- SO BASICALLY, THIS IS A SEVEN BEDROOM

NINE POINT FIVE BATH HOME-- IT'S FIVE POINT TWO MILLION

AND IT'S NINETY-FIVE HUNDRED SQUARE FEET.

AND IT SITS ON A FIFTEEN THOUSAND SQUARE FOOT LOT -

VERY MIAMI VICE STYLE. - KAY, GOT IT.

MIAMI VICE-- I MEAN, WHAT DO WE LOOK LIKE, DOPE BOYS?

COKE DEALERS?

NO, I AM NOT DOING THAT.

- OH, MIAMI VICE VEGAS STYLE.

- COMING UP ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES."

- GRAMMY AWARD WINNER TONI BRAXTON.

BUT, OF COURSE, TONI GETS ALL THE ATTENTION

WHEN I KNOW IT SHOULD BE ME.

- NICE THINGS ARE NICE, BUT WHY CAN'T I INVITE YOU

TO SEE THIS HOUSE THAT I WANT TO BUY FOR MY SUCCESS?

- SO BASICALLY, UM, THIS IS A SEVEN BEDROOM

NINE POINT FIVE BATH HOME-- IT'S FIVE POINT TWO MILLION.

I WENT HOUSE HUNTING WITH TAMAR AND VINCE THIS WEEKEND.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE LOOKY LOU-ING, BUT WATCHING

TAMAR AND VINCE DISAGREE ABOUT EVERY HOUSE I CAN'T DO IT.

- OH, MIAMI VICE VEGAS STYLE.

WE SAW THIS ONE PARTICULAR UGLY ASS HOUSE

THAT VINCE WANTED TO SEE.

AND, OF COURSE, I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE A MESS.

BUT YOU KNOW, OF COURSE I WENT ALONG WITH IT.

- ARE THOSE CABINETS UP THERE TOO?

- YEP.

AND YOU NEED A SPECIAL STAIRCASE TO GET UP THERE.

- YEAH, I WAS GOING TO SAY-- IT'S A MICHAEL JORDAN CABINET.

THE CABINETS WERE LIKE SEVEN FEET HIGH.

WHO IS PUTTING ANYTHING UP THERE?

NO.

I LOVE IT.

I MEAN, BEING ABLE TO AFFORD LUXURY THINGS AND BUYING

WHATEVER I WANT IS GREAT.

BUT IT WOULD BE BETTER IF IT WAS FOR MY OWN SUCCESS

INSTEAD OF FOR MY HUSBAND.

I MEAN, IT'S NICE.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT A LOT OF WOMEN WHO GET A CHANCE TO LOOK

AT LIKE, OR BE ABLE TO BUY LIKE, SIX MILLION, TEN MILLION,

YOU KNOW, THESE BIG ASS HOMES AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

AND I HATE THAT THIS SOUNDS SO UNAPPRECIATIVE BUT--

NICE THINGS ARE NICE BUT IT IS NOT REALLY WHAT I WANT

IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I JUST FEEL LIKE IF WAS LIVING MY DREAM, AND YOU KNOW,

AND SINGING AND TOURING AND DOING THINGS LIKE THAT

I WOULD STILL BE ABLE TO AFFORD THINGS LIKE THIS.

- I THINK TAMAR'S FEAR IS SHE IS LOSING HER IDENTITY

AND SHE IS JUST BECOMING VINCENT'S WIFE.

- WHY CAN'T I INVITE YOU TO SEE THIS HOUSE THAT I WANT

TO BUY FROM MY SUCCESS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,

FROM MY TOUR.

- YOU'RE WORKING ON GETTING YOUR THINGS BUT YOU HAVE

TO PAMPER YOUR MAN AND MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE HE IS

THE MASCULINE MAN AND HE IS GOING EVERYTHING FOR YOU

TO GET WHAT YOU WANT.

YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU BEAT HIM DOWN.

- BUT TONI YOU ARE NOT THE PLUS ONE.

I AM THE PLUS ONE.

I FEEL LIKE I AM ENJOYING AND LIVING VINCENT'S LIFE

INSTEAD OF ENJOYING AND LIVING OUR LIFE

BECAUSE THESE ARE THINGS FROM ALL OF HIS WONDERFUL

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HIS DREAMS HAVE BEEN FULFILLED.

AND I FEEL LIKE, OKAY, WHERE IS MINE, HELLO?

HERE HE COMES.

SO, WE WILL TALK ABOUT IT LATER.

- YES, HAVE FUN-- HEY, VINCE. - HEY GUYS, LET'S GO.

IT'S OKAY, WE'RE GONNA GO. - OH, YOU DON'T LIKE IT?

- IT'S OKAY, IT'S NICE, IT'S COOL.

BUT LET'S GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW.

- THANK YOU. - YOU ARE VERY WELCOME.

- NICE MEETING YOU.

- I AM NOT MOVING IN THAT.

- TODAY IS OUR LAST FULL DAY IN MIAMI AND MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY.

- GUYS, SMELL THIS.

- I KNOW, WE ARE MISSING ALL THE GOODIES.

IS THAT WHAT WE HAD RUBBED ON US?

THAT'S NICE.

- IS IT REALLY CALLED BOOTY CRACK?

- IT'S REALLY CALLED BOOTY CRACK.

- I PROMISE, I AM NOT WEARING THAT.

- BABY, THAT'S THE WRONG THING. - WHAT'S THIS CALLED?

- "DON'T GET ME WRONG, BABY, I DON'T SWALLOW!"

- YOU KNOW, I USUALLY DON'T BUY PERFUME, BUT--

A PERFUME CALLED "DON'T GET ME WRONG, BABY, I DON'T SWALLOW?"

THAT I GOT TO HAVE. - GIVE ME THAT.

THAT'S THE ONE I NEED, GIVE ME THAT ONE.

- FO' SURE. - THANK YOU.

- AFTER SHOPPING WE ALL WENT TO THE MIAMI DOLPHINS

FOOTBALL GAME.

THIS SHOULD BE FUN HANGING OUT WITH MY SISTERS,

WATCHING THE FOOTBALL GAME.

- LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, GRAMMY AWARD WINNER TONI BRAXTON.

- BUT, OF COURSE, TONI GETS ALL THE ATTENTION

WHEN I KNOW IT SHOULD BE ME.

I MEAN, SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY I AM JEALOUS

BUT I AM WAY TOO CUTE TO BE JEALOUS.

- HI, GUYS. - HI.

HI, DARLING!

WITH PEOPLE COMING AT YOU AND PEOPLE WANTING TO TAKE

PICTURES WITH YOU THAT COMES WITH THE CAREER.

I KNOW IF I GO OUT THAT IS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

AND I AM ALWAYS COURTEOUS TO MY FANS AND IF THEY ASK

FOR AN AUTOGRAPH I WILL SIGN, I WILL TAKE A PICTURE.

WHEN I AM AN ARTIST IN ARTIST MODE AND ALL THAT

GOES ALONG WITH IT.

I LOVE MIAMI! - TONI!

- THESE ARE MY SISTERS. - WHAT CAN YOUR SISTERS DO?

- WHERE IS THE OTHER SISTER?

- BEING AROUND TONI MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY TOO.

THIS KIND OF ATTENTION I NEVER EXPERIENCED

IN MY EVERYDAY LIFE.

I COULD GET USE TO THIS.

IT MAKES ME FEEL SPECIAL AND LOVED TOO.

- HEY, TONI CAN WE JUST GET ONE OF YOU BY YOURSELF?

- SURE. - TONI, BY YOURSELF REAL QUICK?

RIGHT HERE! - OVER HERE TONI!

- RIGHT HERE! - TONI, WAIT!

- WE GONNA LET YOU LEAD US, THESE ARE MY SISTERS.

THESE ARE ALL MY SISTERS.

FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES WE WILL BE

TONI BRAXTON'S LITTLE SISTERS.

THERE IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A COMPARISON AND THERE

IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE AN OVERSHADOWING.

- IT'S LIKE A CLUB, RIGHT?

- I THOUGHT MY SISTERS AND I WERE GOING TO GO WATCH

THE GAME FROM THE SKYBOX.

OKAY, WE ARE GOING TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL

AND HANG OUT AS SISTERS.

I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS GOING TO BE A NIGHTCLUB.

SHE JUST GOT HERE AND GOES, "HOW LONG WE GOT TO BE HERE?"

- I DON'T WANT TO BE OUT.

I DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND PAPARAZZI.

I DON'T LIKE THAT STUFF-- I DON'T.

- WOW.

- WAIT A MINUTE, WE COME TO SEE FOOTBALL.

WOO-WOO-- PULL OVER, PULL OVER, HERE COME THE FUN POLICE.

STOP TRYING TO HAVE FUN.

THIS IS NOT A CLUB, THIS IS A FOOTBALL GAME.

- IT'S A CLUB.

- SHE WANTS TO GO HOME AND CROCHET.

IT'S LIKE YOU ARE THE FUN POLICE.

- I DON'T WANT PEOPLE IN MY SPACE.

I WANT TO GO TO A GAME TO WATCH A GAME AND ENJOY MYSELF.

NOT BE PHOTOGRAPHED WITH MY MOUTH HANGING OUT.

- SHE WANT TO GO OUT AND HAVE A BALL.

I JUST THINK SHE IS AFRAID TO GO OUT AND HAVE A BALL.

- I LOVE YOU TONI. - I LOVE YOU TOO.

THANK YOU GUYS-- THANK YOU DARLING.

- COMING UP ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES"--

- YOU GOT A CHEATER.

YOU GOT A COMPUTER WHIZ WHO LIKES TO CHEAT ON THE INTERNET.

YOU GOT SOMEBODY WHO CAN'T NEVER HOLD DOWN A JOB.

I AM JUST TRYING TO TELL Y'ALL THIS KIND OF DUDE

HERE IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

POINT, BLANK, PERIOD.

♪

- AFTER THE FOOTBALL GAME WE WENT TO A REALLY NICE

PRIVATE FAMILY DINNER.

NOW THAT IS MORE MY SPEED.

- OH, BALLOONS. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

- THANKS, GUYS.

- HEY! - THANKS!

- HEY, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. - HEY!

OH, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

OH, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY-- IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

- THANK YOU, GUYS.

THIS IS PERFECT, I AM IN MY ELEMENT.

I HANGING OUT WITH THE PEOPLE I LOVE.

CAN YOU HAVE VODKA BEFORE CHAMPAGNE?

LIQUOR BEFORE BEER. - YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY HAVE--

- LIQUOR BEFORE-- WHAT IS THE SAYING?

- BEER BEFORE LIQUOR, NEVER SICKER.

LIQUOR BEFORE BEER YOU'RE IN THE CLEAR.

- IF THERE IS EVER A QUESTION ABOUT ALCOHOL,

WE KNOW WHO TO ASK.

TRINA!

- I COME TO MR. CHOW'S EVERY BIRTHDAY.

I HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR LIKE TEN YEARS NOW!

- THE THING ABOUT HAVING SISTERS IS THAT WE ARE

ALWAYS UP IN EACH OTHER'S BUSINESS.

- TAMAR AND VINCE-- - WHAT UP?

- WHEN Y'ALL GOING TO HAVE A BABY?

- OH... - NO.

- WE'RE NOT HAVING ANY KIDS RIGHT NOW.

WE HAVE TAMAR.

- DON'T TRY MY PATIENCE.

SEE WHAT I'M SAYING, YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY PEOPLE LIKE THAT.

YOU PLAY WITH A PUPPY YOU GET LICKED IN THE MOUTH.

DON'T DO THAT-- DON'T DO THAT!

- WE DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW. - I JUST ASKED!

- AND THEN I AM STILL TRYING TO SING--

WHAT AM I GOING TO HOLD A BABY ON MY HIP?

- SHE HAS DREAMS SHE IS ASPIRING TO DEVELOP.

- THANK YOU!

I CAN'T BE LIKE HOLD ON I GOT TO BREAST FEED

MY LITTLE-- MY BUMPS ARE GETTING REAL FULL.

I WILL BE RIGHT BACK-- I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!

I AM NOT READY. - IT'S THE TAMAR SHOW.

TAMAR, TAMAR, TAMAR, TAMAR.

- I HAVE NEVER BEEN LIKE, "OOH, I AM FIXING TO HAVE HIS BABY."

I AIN'T NEVER BEEN THAT GIRL.

I JUST NEVER THOUGHT LIKE THAT.

LIKE VINCE THAT'S LIKE MY DOG.

HE'S LIKE MY BROTHER HUSBAND BOYFRIEND.

I AIN'T NEVER BEEN LIKE I LOVE ME SOME

AND I AM ABOUT TO HAVE THAT.

- YOU SO CRAZY. - HAVE HIS BABY...

YEAH, LIKE REALLY, I AM MORE LIKE, OOH, LET'S KICK IT.

YOU KNOW, WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING WE TALKED

ABOUT THE CHILDREN THING AND HE WAS LIKE,

"I DON'T THINK I EVER WANT KIDS,"

AND I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS THE ONE."

SORRY.

I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY TO EVERYONE THAT I DON'T WANT KIDS.

BEING MARRIED TO A RECORD EXECUTIVE IS TOUGH.

WE GO OUT ALL THE TIME.

IT IS ALWAYS SOMETHING GOING ON OR SOME TYPE

OF DINNER OR AWARDS SHOW.

LET'S JUST SAY THAT, YOU KNOW, GAGA OR WHOEVER

HAS A VERY, VERY IMPERATIVE PRESS CONFERENCE, RIGHT,

AND I HAVE A CONCERT AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN WHERE

I AM HEADLINING MY FIRST TOUR, WHICH ONE DO YOU GO TO?

- I WOULD COME TO YOURS. - THANK YOU.

- YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE SOMETIMES YOU JUST SAY

THE CRAZIEST THINGS.

I JUST BE ASKING GOD TO GIVE YOU STRENGTH.

- I JUST BE ASKING GOD TO GIVE YOU THE TRUTH,

- I'M JUST SAYING-- - I AM GIVING YOU THE TRUTH.

- IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.

- IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE TO YOU BECAUSE...

- IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE BECAUSE YOU ARE A GUY.

- OKAY, CAN YOU HAND ME THAT? - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

AND IT'S DIFFERENT FOR WOMEN BECAUSE WE HAVE A CERTAIN

RESPONSIBILITY BECAUSE WE HAVE TO BE THERE FOR OUR MEN

AND I DON'T CARE WHAT NOBODY SAYS THAT'S JUST THE TRUTH.

- SO YOU THINK YOUR MAN IS NOT THERE FOR YOU?

- I MEAN, I AM JUST SAYING, LIKE--

- YOU JUST SAYING-- SO, WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT NOW?

- I AM NOT SAYING YOU ARE NOT THERE FOR ME BUT WHAT

I AM SAYING IS THAT IT IS DIFFERENT FOR WOMEN

THAN IT IS FOR MEN.

YOU KIND OF HAVE TO BE THERE TO SUPPORT YOUR MAN BECAUSE

THAT'S WHAT CREATURES THAT WE ARE.

- AND YOU HAVE TO BE THERE TO SUPPORT YOUR WOMAN.

- YEAH, BUT-- OKAY, WHATEVER.

DON'T ACT LIKE-- NOBODY KNOWS WHAT I AM SAYING.

- EVERY SITUATION IS NOT ALWAYS ATYPICAL.

EVERYBODY HAS HER THEIR OWN TRUTH AND WHAT THEY ARE WILLING

TO ACCEPT IN DIFFERENT PHASES OF THEIR LIVES.

TAMAR IS THE MOST OPINIONATED PERSON

IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND MOST OF THE TIME SHE DOESN'T

EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.

- I'M JUST SAYING!

- WHAT IS YOUR POINT TO ALL OF THIS?

- DON'T BE PISSED BECAUSE I AM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.

- YOUR TRUTH. - YOU READY?

- WELL, FOR ME, I-- - READY WHAT?

- TO GO. - BYE.

- I AM STILL EATING.

I WAS THINKING IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO GO BECAUSE

MY SISTERS ALL GAVE ME THE SHUT UP FACE, LIKE,

"CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP?"

- VINCE LEFT THE TABLE SO HE WOULDN'T GET IN AN ARGUMENT

BETWEEN HIS WIFE AND HIS ARTIST.

I UNDERSTAND THAT.

- I DON'T REALLY WANT TO GO AHEAD BECAUSE IT IS HER

BIRTHDAY AND HER DAY.

BUT I AM OFFENDED BECAUSE I FEEL WHAT I AM SAYING

IS NOT RESPECTED BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE KIDS

OR I AM NOT OLD ENOUGH.

AND I FEEL LIKE IT IS MY DUTY TO TELL YOU WHAT I KNOW.

THEY DON'T THINK I KNOW ANYTHING BUT HELLO, EVIDENTLY I DO.

I AM REALLY THE ONLY ONE WHO'S HAPPY AND GOT A RING ON IT.

FOR REAL, I'M JUST LIKE, I KNOW SOMETHING, YOU KNOW.

I AM HONEST TO GOD NOT TRYING TO BE DISRESPECTFUL.

YOU GOT A CHEATER.

YOU GOT A COMPUTER WHIZ WHO LIKES TO CHEAT ON THE INTERNET.

YOU GOT SOMEBODY WHO CAN'T NEVER HOLD DOWN A JOB

AND YOU GOT SOMEBODY WHO JUST WANT TO LIVE OFF OF YOU.

I AM JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU ALL THIS KIND OF DUDE HERE

IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

POINT, BLANK, PERIOD. - NOT IN FRONT OF HIM.

- WHO ARE YOU MAD AT? - I AM NOT MAD AT ANYBODY.

- WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE?

- I AM JUST LETTING EVERYBODY KNOW

THAT RIGHT THERE COMES WITH A PRICE.

THAT RIGHT THERE AIN'T EASY.

IT'S GREAT BUT THAT AIN'T EASY.

THAT'S IT.

WELL, CHEERS FOR TONI'S BIRTHDAY

AND THIS WHOLE WEEKEND.

WELL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

- TODAY VINCE, TRINA AND I WENT SHOPPING.

WE ENDED UP AT THE SUNGLASS STORE BECAUSE I WANTED

TO GET THE SAME SUNGLASSES THAT WE BOUGHT TONI FOR HER

BIRTHDAY BECAUSE THEY'RE HOT AND REALLY HARD TO FIND

AND I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE.

THOSE ARE SUPER CUTE.

- I THOUGHT YOU CAME IN HERE TO LOOK FOR GLASSES LIKE

YOUR SISTER HAS.

- I ACTUALLY DID AND I AM ALWAYS GETTING SIDETRACKED

BECAUSE I HAVE A PROBLEM.

- DO YOU GUYS SELL THE GLASSES THAT YOU HOLD UP?

- YOU KNOW, WE DON'T-- THAT IS A BOUTIQUE EXCLUSIVE.

- WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT IS EXCLUSIVE?

- THIS IS A NINA RICCI RUNWAY PIECE.

THERE ARE ONLY THREE MADE. - LIKE, EVER?

- EVER.

THEY ARE A LITTLE MORE EXAGGERATED BECAUSE

THEY ARE RUNWAY. - THEY ARE KIND OF FLY.

- THAT MIRRORED LENS IS DEFINITELY A STATEMENT.

- THEY ARE KIND OF FLY ON ME TOO.

NOT THAT I AM SURPRISED-- OH-EM-GEE!

I COULD DO A PHOTO SHOOT RIGHT NOW.

LET ME SEE THE PHOTO SHOOT, TAMAR.

ONE, TWO, THREE...

THESE ARE VERY, VERY SPECIAL.

SOLID GOLD-- DIAMONDS. - NICE, THAT LOOKS LIKE VINCE.

I CAN KINDA... TRY THESE ON.

IT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO BUY NICE EXTRAVAGANT

THINGS FOR VINCE BECAUSE HE DOES THAT FOR ME.

- WE SHOULD GET THESE.

I JUST REALLY WANTED HIM TO KNOW THAT I REALLY

APPRECIATE AND I LOVE HIM TO PIECES AND I WANT TO SPOIL

HIM ROTTEN LIKE HE DO ME.

THEY ARE KIND OF HOT.

THOSE ARE A LITTLE BIT SEXY, VINCE.

HOW MUCH ARE THESE? - THOSE ARE FIFTEEN THOUSAND.

- NO THANK YOU.

WHO IS GOING TO WASTE FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS

ON SOME SUNGLASSES?

- IT'S NOT A WASTE IT'S FASHION.

VINCE THOUGHT IT WAS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS TO SPEND

FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS ON A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES.

- DON'T TRY TO PLAY ME OUT.

- I AM NOT TRYING TO PLAY YOU OUT.

BUT THE POINT OF THE MATTER IS IT IS

NOT REALLY ABOUT THE PRICE, IT'S ABOUT THE PRINCIPLE.

TRINA, YOU KNOW HOW VINCE BUYS ME EVERYTHING

AND SPOILS ME AND STUFF.

I JUST WANT THAT SAME FEELING SO I CAN BUY YOU

THINGS AND SPOIL YOU, BECAUSE YOU SPOIL ME.

- 'CAUSE THAT'S RIDICULOUS, THOUGH, THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE,

THIS IS A WASTE OF MONEY.

I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING

BUT THAT IS A WASTE OF MONEY.

- THE ONLY WAY I WOULD BE ABLE TO LET HIM KNOW I APPRECIATE

HIM BY SPOILING HIM ROTTEN IS IF I WAS TO RECORD

MY ALBUM AND GO ON TOUR AND FULFILL MY DREAMS.

THIS IS WHAT I AM SAYING IF I WAS THE TAMAR THAT, YOU KNOW,

I FELT LIKE I AM SUPPOSED TO BE I WOULD BUY THESE FOR YOU.

- WHO HOLDING YOU BACK FROM BEING TAMAR?

WHO'S HOLDING YOU BACK FROM BEING TAMAR?

HOW MANY RECORDS DEALS YOU HAD?

C'MON, YOU WANT TO GO THERE, WE WILL GO THERE.

DON'T DO THAT.

IT'S, THE PROCESS IS JUST TAKING SO LONG.

WELL, I'M SORRY, YOUR PROCESS, THAT'S NOT MY FAULT.

AM I RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT?

YOU DO A LOT OF TALKING AND NOT A LOT OF LISTENING.

- VINCE DOESN'T THINK I LISTEN TO HIM BECAUSE I DON'T

DO THINGS EXACTLY THE WAY HE WOULD WANT ME TO AND IT KIND

OF HURTS MY FEELINGS A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE

I HAVE TO BE AN INDIVIDUAL.

LIKE, I AM GOING TO HAVE TO BUST OUT THE SEAMS

IF I DON'T THINGS MY WAY.

- NOW YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT, YOU WANT TO BUY SOME

SUNGLASSES AS IF YOU HAD THIS AND THIS AND THIS

AND THAT AND STILL TO THIS DAY HAVE YOU SIGNED THAT PAPERWORK?

BE HONEST-- JUST BE HONEST.

- COMING UP ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES"--

- EVERYBODY HAS A DIFFERENT JOURNEY.

- I'M NOT TRYING TO DO THAT.

IT'S JUST A LITTLE DISCOURAGING, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU SHOULD JUST STOP THEN.

YOU SHOULD JUST BE BEAUTIFUL AND BE A WIFE THEN.

♪

- HAVE YOU SIGNED THAT PAPERWORK?

- SO, TODAY VINCE, TRINA AND I WENT SHOPPING.

VINCE AND ME ARE CLASHING RIGHT NOW ABOUT ME

NOT SIGNING MY CONTRACT.

- HAVE YOU SIGNED THAT CONTRACT?

BE HONEST-- JUST BE HONEST.

- NO, I HAVE NOT. - OKAY, I REST MY CASE.

LADIES, GENTLEMAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

WHAT ABOUT THE SUNGLASSES?

WHAT ABOUT THE GLASSES I WANT TODAY?

- I WILL TAKE THE GLASSES SHE WANTS TODAY.

HERE'S MY CREDIT CARD.

- WHY DIDN'T YOU SIGN THE PAPERWORK?

- BECAUSE I AM NERVOUS THAT IF I SIGN THE PAPERWORK AND IT

DOESN'T HAPPEN LIKE NOW THEN IT WILL CAUSE A CONFLICT

IN OUR RELATIONSHIP AND I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN.

- TAMAR THINKS SHE IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

I AM THINKING DOWN THE ROAD THAT MIGHT BE JUST

A SLIGHT BIT PROBLEMATIC FOR EVERYBODY.

YOU CAN'T MAD AT HIM FOR YOU NOT BEING A SOLO ARTIST

RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON'T SIGN THE PAPERS.

YOU CAN'T SAY, "WHY AM I NOT A STAR?

"WHY DON'T I HAVE MY SOLO ALBUM?

"WHY IS NOT EVERYTHING BEING DONE?"

IF YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR PART.

OTHERWISE IT JUST SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE COMPLAINING.

- SO, AFTER ALL THE DRAMA AT THE SUNGLASS STORE...

- THOSE ARE YOURS MY LADY.

I WALKED OUT WITH A PAIR OF HOT SUNGLASSES.

- THANK YOU SO MUCH.

- BACK IN ATLANTA I AM HAPPY TO BE SETTLING DOWN INTO

MY NORMAL ROUTINE UNTIL MY SISTER TOWANDA CALLS

AND SAYS SHE HAS AN OLD FRIEND SHE WANTS TO SET ME UP WITH.

- WELL, I GOT A PHONE CALL FROM OLD BOY.

YOU KNOW HE HAS BEEN CALLING ME A WHOLE LOT?

AND WE WERE THINKING...

- "WE" WERE THINKING? - YES.

THAT MAYBE YOU GUYS WANT TO GO FOR A CUP OF COFFEE.

NOT A DATE PER SE.

YOU CAN GO TO A HOTEL AND HAVE AFTERNOON TEA OR COFFEE.

- HE DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THE TEA TYPE.

BRUNCH?

LUNCH?

- I AM NOT READY YET.

I MEAN, HE IS A NICE GUY, HE'S A SWEETHEART.

BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THAT IS THE ONE I WANT TO DATE.

YOU CAN TELL HIM I SAID "MAYBE" AND THEN TOMORROW

CALL HIM AND SAY SHE GOT TO WORK OR SOMETHING.

- THAT'S SAYING NO.

- BUT I AM NOT REALLY READY TO DATE ANYBODY RIGHT NOW.

- OKAY, JUST THINK ABOUT IT. - OKAY, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT.

- BUT DON'T SAY-- - TELL HIM SHE SAID "MAYBE."

THAT SHE SAID "MAYBE" AND THEN AT THE END OF THE WEEK CALL

HIM AND SAY WE CAN'T WORK IT OUT RIGHT NOW.

- OKAY.

- I AM LOOKING UP BATTERIES.

- I MAY NOT BE READY FOR A BOYFRIEND OR GENTLEMAN FRIEND,

BUT MAYBE I CAN FIND THE TIME FOR A DIFFERENT KIND

OF COMPANION.

WHAT IS THAT THING CALLED-- A BUNNY?

TRINA SAID IT'S A BUNNY. - IT'S A RABBIT.

- OKAY, LET'S LOOK UP A RABBIT.

- YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, DO YOU?

- I AM NOT TWELVE-- THAT'S A JACKRABBIT.

SO, THESE ARE THE RABBITS? - MMM-HMM.

- OH, THEY HAVE LOTS OF RABBITS.

PLATINUM RABBITS, BUGS BUNNY.

HYDRO BUNNY AND THAT'S WATERPROOF.

- I DON'T KNOW... - AND THEY HAVE A MONSTER.

RAMSEY RABBIT-- THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED.

- HEY, THERE'S A COUPLE INCHERS...

- SO, THEN I WILL BE FINE.

I WON'T NEED TO GO ON A DATE.

- SO, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- YOUR LIFE AND YOUR CAREER AND WHERE YOU ARE TRYING

TO START IT OFF.

MY LIFE AND MY CAREER IS IN A WHOLE OTHER SPACE

AND THROUGH THE GRACE OF GOD JUST BEEN FORTUNATE...

- ...TO HAVE A LOT OF SUCCESS.

- NOT ONLY THAT BUT START A LONG TIME AND WORK

WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE AND REALLY BE PROACTIVE,

AND MOVING THINGS FORWARD, AND YOURS--

WE'RE TRYING TO GET YOU THERE NOW.

- AND I HAVE SEEN ALL OF MY PEERS GROW UP IN THIS

INDUSTRY AND BE SUCCESSFUL.

EVERYBODY AROUND ME HAS THEIR CHANCE AND OPPORTUNITY

EXCEPT FOR ME.

PINK, USHER, BEYONCE, BRANDY, GAGA.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE KNOWN EVERYBODY SINCE WE WERE YOUNG AND LIKE

EVERYBODY ELSE HAS HAD THEIR OPPORTUNITY AND I DON'T FEEL

LIKE I AM ANY LESS TALENTED THAN THEY ARE.

I AM NOT COMPARING MYSELF TO ANYBODY IN THE VERY LEAST,

BUT IT IS JUST A LITTLE DISCOURAGING.

WELL THEN, YOU SHOULD STOP THEN.

YOU SHOULD JUST BE BEAUTIFUL AND BE A WIFE THEN.

- IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME TO BE ABLE TO BUY

YOU EXTRAVAGANT GIFTS AND...

- THAT'S WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. - NO.

BECAUSE YOU KNOW, IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY GREAT

THAT YOU ARE GENEROUS...

- PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T-DON'T GO INTO ALL THAT...

- ...AND KIND AND SWEET AND KIND TO ME.

- IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT.

- SOMETIMES I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SPOIL YOU LIKE YOU SPOIL ME.

- YOU DO SPOIL ME.

I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING NEXT TO YOU.

I AM HAPPY. - THAT'S SO SWEET.

- YOU DON'T GET THAT THOUGH.

IT WOULD BE SWEET IF YOU REALLY GET IT.

- I GET IT BECAUSE YOU SAID IT.

- NO, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT, THOUGH.

I HAVE BEEN SAYING IT FOR SEVEN YEARS.

I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.

AND A LOT OF TIME A LOT OF THINGS CAN BE AVOIDED

BECAUSE YOU WILL BE LIKE, WOW, MY HUSBAND LOVES ME.

- I KNOW THAT BUT DOES IT SEEM LIKE I AM UNHAPPY?

- NO, IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU ARE UNHAPPY.

IT'S JUST THAT THE COMMENTS YOU MAKE LIKE,

"I WANT TO BE ABLE TO BUY YOU LAVISH THINGS."

IT'S NOT A COMPETITION.

- OKAY, THERE ARE FIVE GIRLS IN MY FAMILY.

EVERYTHING IS A COMPETITION FOR ME.

I JUST WANT TO BE DEFINED AS TAMAR AND NOT TONI'S

LITTLE SISTER AND VINCENT HERBERT'S WIFE.

- IT TAKES TIME TO GET THERE.

YOU HAVE HAD THINGS AND CHALLENGES IN YOUR CAREER

WHERE THINGS DID NOT PAN OUT THE WAY YOU WANTED THEM

TO PAN OUT SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP FIGHTING AND KEEP MOVING

AND FIGHTING AND FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT UNTIL

YOU GET WHERE YOU NEED TO.

- IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR ME TO START MY ALBUM AND PUT

EVERYBODY ELSE AND EVERYTHING ELSE ON THE BACKBURNER.

- SO, YOU WILL GET THERE AND I WILL HELP YOU GET THERE.

- ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES."

- WE ARE NOT COMING TO MOVE IN.

WE ARE COMING IN TO VISIT YOU.

- I KNOW I GOT A ROOM UP THERE. - LET'S JUST GO TO LEVEL ONE

BEFORE I GO TO LEVEL TEN AND I KNOW WE DON'T WANT THAT.

- ARE YOU GOING TANNING WITH ME?

- IT'S HYPOALLERGENIC.

- IT'S-- YOU CAN'T GET SICK.

- YOU LOOK LIKE A CARAMEL APPLE.

BOTH OF YOU LIKE OOMPA LOOMPAS.

- WE'RE GOING TO SEE IF YOU HAVE ANY FLUID AROUND YOUR HEART.

WE ARE GOING TO LOOK AT YOUR VALVES.

WE ARE GOING TO SEE HOW WELL YOUR HEART WORKS.

- THAT IS THE MOST SELFISH ASININE, MEANEST, DIRTY,

LOW DOWN TO THE GROUND THING THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN.

- WOW. - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

- BUT IT'S THE TRUTH.

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - MY HEART SUNK.

- THIS IS, I-- - I'M SORRY, TAMARA.