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04 Home Alone 4 Taking Back The House
Family Comedy 2002 [H246-mp4] English
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Viv, I know there are only three
shopping days left, but they called...
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and they want to see
your house I n an hour.
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♪ - [ Rock ] - Uh-huh. ♪
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♪ - Mom! Make Buzz turn off ♪ ♪ the music.
- [ Pop ] ♪
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- No problem.
- Mom!
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- " Mom."
- Hang on, Viv.
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- Let your sister rehearse.
- Like that'll help.
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- And clean up the kitchen.
- But...
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Now. Okay, Viv. I'll
see you in a bit.
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I thought I told you to
clean up the kitchen.
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- I did. Can I go to the movies tonight with friends?
- No.
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- No...
- No, no. I'm showing a house. I need you to baby-sit Kevin.
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- Why can't Megan do it?
- She has to go to rehearsal.
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- You don't have to go to the movies.
- I do if I want a life.
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You're baby-sitting Kevin.
Where is he, anyway? Kevin.
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- What is it? What is it?
- [ Boy] A car!
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- Whoa!
- [ Man ] Wait a second. That was...
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Honey, that was mine.
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[Buzz On TV] Awesome. It's got
an antenna and everything.
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- [Dad] Merry Christmas, Mommy.
- [ Boy] Merry Christmas.
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[ Mom On TV] Merry Christmas.
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- [ Dad] What did I get?
- [ Buzz ] What is this?
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- [ Megan ] Thank you.
- [ Mom ] Everybody get in the shot.
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- Everybody get together.
- [ Buzz ] Okay.
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- [ Mom On TV ] All right. Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
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- Merry Christmas.
- Very funny, Buzz.
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[ Mom Laughing On TV ]
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- Last Christmas, huh?
- Yeah.
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This Christmas isn't
gonna be any fun.
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Of course it will.
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Honey, we're gonna do all the
same things we've always done.
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Sing Christmas carols, be
with family and friends...
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put cookies and
milk out for Santa.
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- It's gonna be just the same.
- Except this year...
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no Dad.
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Right. That's the one
thing that's different.
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Why can't you just
get back together?
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[ Sighs ] Honey, we're just
gonna have to let that go.
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- [ Chattering On TV]
- That's a no, right?
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It means some things are
just out of our control.
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I know you miss your dad.
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And he loves me very much.
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You both do, and it has
nothing to do with me.
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- Did he tell you that?
- I'm nine years old. I watch a lot of TV.
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Did he leave because of me?
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No. Of course not.
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- I knew it. It was Buzz and Megan.
- [ Chuckles ]
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Oh, it wasn't anyone...
or any one thing.
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Then what was it?
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That's not easy to explain.
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But, uh, sometimes when...
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people are married for a long time,
they get into kind of a rut.
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- You know what a rut is?
- Yeah. Like, when people aren't having any fun...
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and they're really bored.
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Kind of like that.
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Now, will you come downstairs?
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When you're ready.
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[ Chattering On TV]
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- Hey!
- [ Clapping ]
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Wait a second.
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- [Megan ] Kevin, come in here.
- [Buzz] Hurry, you've gotta see this!
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[ Groans ] Ow! Hey! Hey!
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- You always fall for that.
- Let me up, zit-face!
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- Lamebrain. When are you gonna learn?
- Get off your brother.
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- And shouldn't you be rehearsing?
- [Kevin Grunting]
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- How are you getting to the teen centre?
- Ashley's mom's picking me up.
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- [ Grunting Continues ]
- Can I please go to the movies?
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No. I told you. You're
watching Kevin.
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- Please let him go. I'll stay home alone.
- No.
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- [ Scoffs ] I've done it before.
- Don't remind me.
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You loused up my whole night.
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And if I'm gonna be miserable,
you're gonna be miserable.
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- Mom!
- [ Door Opens ]
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- [ Man ] Hello. It's me.
- Dad!
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- Dad!
- Hey, big guy.
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- [ Growls Playfully ]
- I didn't know you were coming tonight.
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- Oh, I thought I'd surprise you.
- Hey, Dad.
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Hey, Buzz.
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Oh, Kate. Gosh, the
place looks great.
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Really nice decorations.
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- Same as every year.
- [ Kevin ]So, um...
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Dad, why'd you come tonight?
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Actually, I want to talk to
your mom about something.
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Privately.
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- Do you think he wants to come home?
- Aw, Kev.
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[ Huffs ]
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- What?
- No " Hello, how are ya?"
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Sorry. I have a business appointment,
Peter. What do you want?
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Okay, gosh. I wasn't gonna
jump right into it, but...
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Well, you know Natalie and I are
living together, and, uh...
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well, when our divorce is
final, I'm gonna marry her.
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Really?
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You're getting married again.
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Wow. That's, uh... That...
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[ Exhales ] Wow. We've only
been separated eight months.
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Yeah, I... It just happened real
quickly, and... Listen, Kate...
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I really want the kids to spend a
little time with me over the holidays.
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You want the kids for Christmas?
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Just a couple of days. I want them
to get to know Natalie better.
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Oh, because she's gonna
be their, uh, stepmother.
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Yeah.
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Well, you're gonna
have to ask them.
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I know.
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- How am I supposed to see my friends?
- It's only a few days.
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Well, duh, but that's just long
enough for me to fall out of the loop.
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- Yeah, you can't expect us to give up our vacation.
- Well, Kevin?
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There's a royal family
coming to visit.
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They have a son around your age. You might
have a chance to play with a crown prince.
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- A crown prince?
- Wouldn't that be cool?
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- Yeah, way cool.
- And you guys wouldn't believe the room...
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that Natalie has set up for you.
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What do you say?
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- I think I'm gonna pass.
- [ Exhales ]
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It just wouldn't be right leaving
the family at Christmas.
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- I'm sure you understand.
- Yeah. Yeah, I do.
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Well, it's... it's an
open invitation, hmm?
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And I won't be back too late.
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Since you're staying home, it wouldn't
hurt to do some of your chores.
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Yes, ma'am. I'll make
sure they get done.
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Clean it, cheese-face.
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Ow!
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Oops.
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My fault.
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Hello, I'm home.
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Hey.
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- How'd it go?
- Awful.
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I hate Buzz. I never want to be stuck
home alone with him as long as I live.
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Oh, honey. I know
he picks on you.
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Picks on me? Humiliates
me, tortures me.
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I'm sick of being everyone's
favourite joke around here.
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Yeah. Yeah, it's hard
to be the youngest.
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Well, I hate Buzz. I wish I didn't
have a brother or a sister.
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- You don't mean that.
- Yes, I do!
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I wish I was an only child!
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Well, I'm sorry that
you're so unhappy.
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Maybe you should go to your room and think about
what you have, rather than what you don't have.
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[ Scoffs ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Only children don't know
how good they have it.
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Life would be perfect if Buzz
and Megan weren't around.
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I mean, is it too much to ask for
a family who actually likes me?
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[ Sighs ] I'd run away.
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If I knew where to run to.
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Hey, I do!
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I have an open invitation.
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[ CoinsJingling]
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[Peter] Can't get my
seat belt unfastened.
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[ Woman Laughs ]
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[Peter] Thanks, Alan.
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Thanks.
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Oh, what an incredible evening.
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And not a bad night's work.
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We raised over two million for
those children's charities.
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Door, open.
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And I am on the verge of signing two
of the biggest clients in Chicago.
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That's because you're the
best publicist in the world.
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- Doors, close.
- Have I remembered to thank you for telling everyone that?
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Fire, light. Not
tonight you haven't.
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Perhaps I ought to
show my appreciation.
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♪ - Music, on. -
♪ [ Classical Starts ] ♪
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- Curtains, close.
- [ Chuckles ]
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Aw, nuts. Just when
things were getting good.
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- Nice house, huh, pumpkin?
- Sure is, Marv. You sure you don't wanna rob it?
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No. No, I don't wanna rob it.
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My robbery days are over. Darling, we're
moving up to the big money. All right?
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The easy money. No middleman.
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Pure profit. Strictly a
class operation, huh?
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Three words, Vera.
Kid... na... ping.
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I think that's only one word.
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We're gonna wait for the
royals to arrive...
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Hup, dup, dodey-do... And then
we're gonna kidnap the prince.
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[ High-pitched Voice ] "Oh,
don't kidnap me. I'm fancy."
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You sure we can pull it off?
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I mean, without Harry
making the plans?
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Look where Harry's plans kept
landing me, huh? In jail.
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Well, not this time.
Because this time...
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I'm the boss.
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- [ Scoffs ]
- Who's the boss?
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- You're the boss.
- I love being married. Eh?
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- That's my girl.
- Hey!
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Oh! Looks like they
got a visitor.
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This where you want to go?
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- Yeah, this is the place. Thank you very much.
- [ Coins Jingling ]
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Keep the change.
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It's all change.
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[ Snoring ]
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[ Beep ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Who are you?
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[ Gulps ]
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[ Man On Speaker ]
Beg your pardon, ma'am.
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Yes, Prescott?
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Mr. McCallisterhas a visitor. The
young man claims to be his son.
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Well, send him in.
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- Kevin!
- Dad!
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Hey! Oh! I thought you
said weren't coming.
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Well, I started thinking, hey, it's not fair
if Mom gets all the kids for Christmas.
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- [ Chuckling ]
- What's Christmas without kids, right?
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Right. Hello, Kevin.
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Hi, Natalie. I hope you don't mind
me just dropping in like this...
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but my dad did invite me.
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- Yes, I know.
- Is the invitation still open?
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Of course it is. Molly,
would you come here, please?
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I've been looking forward
to spending time with you.
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Your dad talks about
you kids a lot.
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Buzz is the troublemaker.
I'm the adorable one.
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Oh. Ah, Molly.
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This is Kevin McCallister, and he's going
to be staying with us for a few days.
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Would you make up the
special guest room?
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Ah, the special guest room.
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Right away, ma'am.
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- Oh, and Prescott, give Kevin a house key.
- If you say so, ma' am.
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What kind of key is this?
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It's a key to the whole house.
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This is a smart house, Kevin.
It does whatever you tell it to.
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Fire, out.
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Curtains, open.
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Wow! I think I'm
gonna like it here.
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Go ahead. You try.
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Door, open.
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Wow! This stuff is so cool.
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Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
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This is such cool stuff! Ah!
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Oh! Look at this game!
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This chair's a remote
control chair! Oh!
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Oh, yeah!
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This is so cool! Oh!
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- Think you'll be comfortable here?
- I'll say!
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Thanks, Natalie. This is gonna
be the best Christmas ever!
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Lights out, Kev.
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Hey, Kevin?
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Kevin.
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How many times can
I lose this child?
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- Kevin.
- [ Cell Phone Rings ]
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- Hello.
- [ Peter ] Kate, I...
237
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,449
wanted to let you know
Kevin just got here.
238
00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:09,993
Oh, thank God...
239
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:13,163
he got there... safely.
240
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:16,834
- I was gonna call you, but uh...
- Are you okay?
241
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,380
Yeah. Yes, I'm fine.
242
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,258
Well, thanks for
letting him come.
243
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:29,346
- Well, thanks for calling.
- Merry Christmas.
244
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,937
Merry Christmas.
245
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,661
[ Molly's Voice ]
Good morning, Kevin.
246
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,663
Good morning.
247
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:58,250
- Who's there?
- Over here, dear.
248
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,753
Hey. Hi.
249
00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:04,590
Breakfast time. Anything
special you'd like?
250
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:06,300
Anything?
251
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,302
Anything.
252
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,039
- Wow!
- Sometimes I can't wait for Santa to come...
253
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,917
so I end up doing some
shopping by myself.
254
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,753
- Would you like to open one?
- No, you're gonna spoil him.
255
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:46,632
Dad, it's her house. If she wants
to spoil me, she can spoil me.
256
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,635
All right. All
right. But just one.
257
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,553
And not... the biggest one.
258
00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:56,266
Does it really fly?
259
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:58,477
It really does,
but only outside.
260
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,321
- [ Natalie ] We don't want to break anything.
- Wow! Thanks, Natalie!
261
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:08,320
Why do you have to leave?
It's so close to Christmas.
262
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:12,282
I know, but the royal family's coming
for one of Natalie's fund-raisers...
263
00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:16,870
and it's my job to make sure the event's
well-covered by press and photographers.
264
00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:22,459
Hey, it's not gonna take that long, and I won't
have to work for the rest of your vacation.
265
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:25,754
And if you need anything, ask
Prescott. He'll take care of you.
266
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:28,131
It's a cool plane, huh?
267
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,175
I think she's trying
to buy my affection.
268
00:17:30,259 --> 00:17:32,594
- [ Chuckles ] Kevin.
- What?
269
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:35,180
I'm not saying it's a bad thing.
270
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,267
I'm glad you're here.
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[Engine Starts ]
272
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:07,296
Mr. Prescott, can I
ask you a question?
273
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:12,467
- Yes.
- Can you make a milk shake?
274
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:20,142
Do you have chocolate?
275
00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:22,644
What? Natalie said
anything I need.
276
00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:25,898
- And you need a milk shake, do you?
- A chocolate one.
277
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:29,109
- Do you think we'll have a white Christmas?
- It seems highly unlikely...
278
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,361
given the recent
unseasonable temperatures.
279
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:34,239
What's this thing?
A mini elevator?
280
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,659
It's called a dumb waiter.
281
00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:40,871
- Why is it called a waiter?
- Because it carries food.
282
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,165
- Why is it called dumb?
- Because it doesn't speak...
283
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,167
or ask countless
idiotic questions.
284
00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:49,838
[ Machine Whirring ]
285
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:23,163
- Can you read?
- [ Gasps ]
286
00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:26,124
The door. " No Entry."
287
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:29,127
- What, does that mean me?
- Especially you.
288
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:40,305
This is the control centre from which
I manage this entire household...
289
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,307
as well as my personal quarters.
290
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,893
Miss Natalie may have granted
you run of her home...
291
00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:48,480
but this is my domain and
strictly off-limits.
292
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:50,524
Understood?
293
00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:53,485
Any more questions?
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Good.
295
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:04,454
♪ [ Humming ] ♪
296
00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:09,376
Hey, Molly. Whatcha doing?
297
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,461
Cleaning the house.
298
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:15,090
- Gross.
- Oh, no, no. Not in this house.
299
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:18,552
Watch. Vacuum, on.
300
00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:28,020
- Vacuum, off.
- Wow! The place even cleans itself!
301
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,355
Want to see something
really cool?
302
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,860
Open sesame.
303
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:41,241
Wow! This place is awesome.
304
00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:43,911
[ Chuckles ] Yes, it is.
305
00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:46,288
♪ - [ Soul, Man Singing ] ♪
♪ - [ Lip-syncing ] ♪
306
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:28,831
- [ Thud ]
- [ Prescott Groans ]
307
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:49,685
Music, off?
308
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,191
♪ - Music, off. ♪
♪ - [ Fades, Ends ] ♪
309
00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:59,486
I'm off to the store. I'll
be back in an hour or so.
310
00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:01,989
And don't pick on
that dear child.
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00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:04,616
Door, open.
312
00:22:11,582 --> 00:22:13,542
[ Marv ] She's out of the house.
313
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:20,090
All right. The coast is clear.
314
00:22:20,174 --> 00:22:22,885
- Let's go.
- Wait. Are you sure it's safe?
315
00:22:22,968 --> 00:22:25,888
Pumpkin, would I take you
in there if it wasn't safe?
316
00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:30,517
It's just if the prince don't arrive till
tomorrow, why are we going in there now?
317
00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:33,645
To get the lay of the land.
What do ya think, Vera...
318
00:22:33,729 --> 00:22:36,899
we're just gonna go in there
tomorrow and start grabbing kids?
319
00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:40,652
"Ooh, everybody get
in the van." No.
320
00:22:40,736 --> 00:22:44,907
We gotta figure out the where, the
when, the how to get him out of there.
321
00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:47,618
Do you know the secret
to criminal success?
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00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,870
Not getting caught.
323
00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:52,122
Planning. Preparation.
Preparedness.
324
00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:54,458
Be Prepared. Be a
prepared " preperator."
325
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:57,669
Eh? That's my motto,
and that's why I'm...
326
00:22:57,753 --> 00:23:00,714
- A Boy Scout.
- No. The boss, eh?
327
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,716
- Who's the boss?
- You're the boss!
328
00:23:02,758 --> 00:23:04,718
- Where's the boss?
- Right here.
329
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,679
- Hey. Boss, party of one.
- Right there.
330
00:23:07,763 --> 00:23:10,140
All right. Let's go, pookie.
331
00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,989
No. It can't be!
332
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,248
It is! It's Marv!
333
00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:39,628
Mr. Prescott? Mr.
Prescott, are you there?
334
00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:47,469
Mr. Prescott! Help!
335
00:23:57,187 --> 00:24:00,232
[ Gasps ] Marv, the alarm is on.
336
00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:03,235
Oh, no. What are we gonna do?
337
00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:06,238
Watch this, eh?
338
00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:10,075
Oh.
339
00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:14,288
- Alarm, off.
- [ Beeps ]
340
00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:18,417
- Hmm.
- Door, open.
341
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,460
[ Buzz ]
342
00:24:20,544 --> 00:24:23,422
- Ahh!
- That is one handy gadget.
343
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,924
Well, what's my motto?
344
00:24:25,966 --> 00:24:28,635
You're the boss?
345
00:24:28,719 --> 00:24:31,221
- Be Prepared. Yeah.
- Right.
346
00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:34,558
I married a genius.
347
00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:42,482
What do you think that is?
Is that a turkey ball?
348
00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:44,943
- Just put that down. Like a klepto here.
- All right.
349
00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:48,739
- The prince should be staying in one of these rooms.
- I think that's an elevator.
350
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:51,492
- Don't... You give me such a headache.
- You give me a headache.
351
00:24:51,575 --> 00:24:54,536
- You're giving me a headache.
- You give me a headache.
352
00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:57,998
- [ Marv ] Don't push me.
- Door, close.
353
00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:00,792
- [ Whispering ] You're driving me crazy.
- You're driving me crazy.
354
00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:03,420
- You're driving me...
- Oh, shut up.
355
00:25:03,462 --> 00:25:05,506
Door, open.
356
00:25:06,507 --> 00:25:08,050
- Door, close.
- I love this thing.
357
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:10,594
Marv...
358
00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:13,138
The door was... shutting.
359
00:25:13,222 --> 00:25:15,599
What's wrong with this
thing? Door, open.
360
00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:26,360
[ Marv Whispering ] I think
there's somebody here.
361
00:25:26,443 --> 00:25:28,362
Anybody in here?
362
00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:30,447
- Well, not now. Shh!
- You shh!
363
00:25:30,489 --> 00:25:32,783
- You shh!
- You shh!
364
00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:37,079
[ Water Running ]
365
00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:39,331
Maybe the prince came early.
366
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,961
[ Water Running ]
367
00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:04,773
- [ Raspberry ]
- [ Marv ] What the...
368
00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:07,818
[ Both Screaming ]
369
00:26:12,197 --> 00:26:14,116
[ Groans ]
370
00:26:14,158 --> 00:26:16,785
That's it. Come on.
371
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:23,083
[ Groans ] Ow!
372
00:26:26,003 --> 00:26:29,214
[ Groaning ]
373
00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:31,550
[ Screaming ]
374
00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:41,101
[ WaterRushing]
375
00:26:57,451 --> 00:26:59,286
- [ Gasping ]
- Up!
376
00:27:03,499 --> 00:27:06,460
- [ Marv ] Come on, honey.
- Uh! Marv!
377
00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:10,964
- [ Creaking ]
- [ Vera Gasping ]
378
00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:13,383
[ Screaming ]
379
00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:17,638
[ Marv ] Ow! Ow! Ow!
380
00:27:19,431 --> 00:27:23,352
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
381
00:27:23,435 --> 00:27:26,396
[ Vera Gasping ]
382
00:27:27,481 --> 00:27:29,483
Mr. Prescott!
383
00:27:29,525 --> 00:27:32,819
Mr. Prescott!
384
00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:42,120
- You!
- Hello, Marv.
385
00:27:42,204 --> 00:27:45,457
Well, long time, no see.
386
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:47,835
- Huh, kid?
- Is that the prince?
387
00:27:47,918 --> 00:27:50,754
No, that's Kevin. Kevin,
Vera. Vera, Kevin.
388
00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:53,507
If that ain't him, let's get outta
here before somebody sees us.
389
00:27:53,549 --> 00:27:55,843
Yeah. I think we got
the lay of the land.
390
00:27:55,884 --> 00:27:59,054
I'll be back! [ Yells ]
391
00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:01,723
- Come on!
- Oh, all right!
392
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,145
[ Tires Squealing ]
393
00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:32,379
- House, clean yourself up.
- [ Buzzes ]
394
00:28:32,462 --> 00:28:34,631
Well, it was worth a try.
395
00:28:34,715 --> 00:28:37,259
Okay, maybe they won't
be too mad.
396
00:28:37,342 --> 00:28:41,680
I mean, once I tell them what happened,
maybe they'll be okay with it.
397
00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:46,602
[ Screams ]
398
00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:49,313
- Or maybe not.
- What... What...
399
00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:52,900
What... What...
400
00:28:52,983 --> 00:28:55,027
- [ Creaking ]
- What... What...
401
00:28:57,070 --> 00:28:59,823
Okay, I know it
looks bad, but...
402
00:28:59,907 --> 00:29:02,201
- [ Screams ]
- Honey, what's the...
403
00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:07,456
- [ Panting ]
- Kevin, what... what... what have you done?
404
00:29:07,539 --> 00:29:10,042
Prescott! Prescott!
405
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:12,794
- It's not working. I tried.
- [ Prescott ] Yes, ma'am?
406
00:29:12,878 --> 00:29:16,215
Get up here! Now!
407
00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:20,177
- Well, it wasn't working.
- Kevin, what happened?
408
00:29:20,219 --> 00:29:22,804
It wasn't me. It
was the burglars.
409
00:29:22,888 --> 00:29:26,558
- The burglars?
- Yeah. And I recognized the one guy. Marv.
410
00:29:26,642 --> 00:29:29,061
Did I ever tell you about
him? That's another story.
411
00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:32,272
But the point is they were
gonna rip off your house.
412
00:29:32,356 --> 00:29:35,776
- So you chose instead to trash it?
- No. I was trying to protect it.
413
00:29:35,859 --> 00:29:38,278
- By trashing it?
- What in the name of...
414
00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:40,531
Hey, why didn't you come
when I was calling you?
415
00:29:40,614 --> 00:29:42,407
Prescott...
416
00:29:42,491 --> 00:29:45,911
were you aware of
any burglars here today?
417
00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:48,413
Burglars?
418
00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:51,625
No, ma'am. All the
alarms were on as usual.
419
00:29:51,708 --> 00:29:54,461
Maybe they turned 'em off. They
had one of these, you know.
420
00:29:54,545 --> 00:29:57,714
I saw no intruders, and except
for... Beg your pardon, ma'am...
421
00:29:57,756 --> 00:30:01,927
The briefest of bathroom breaks, my eyes
were on the monitors at all times.
422
00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:05,764
How one child could do so much
damage in the time it took me to...
423
00:30:05,848 --> 00:30:08,225
- Well, it's quite beyond me.
- It wasn't me!
424
00:30:08,267 --> 00:30:10,227
Well, there was
no one else here.
425
00:30:10,269 --> 00:30:11,562
- He's lying!
- Am not!
426
00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:12,771
- Are too!
- Am not!
427
00:30:12,855 --> 00:30:15,566
- Are too!
- With all due respect, sir...
428
00:30:15,649 --> 00:30:18,277
I did see Master Kevin playing
with the devices...
429
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,612
- as if the house were a big toy.
- [ Gasps ]
430
00:30:20,696 --> 00:30:23,198
The only hooligan here
today was your son.
431
00:30:23,282 --> 00:30:26,493
- [ Hyperventilating ]
- Give us a minute.
432
00:30:26,577 --> 00:30:29,413
[ Hyperventilating Continues ]
433
00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:32,040
Kevin.
434
00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:34,334
[ Hyperventilating Continues ]
435
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,802
- Kevin, sit.
- Dad...
436
00:30:46,263 --> 00:30:49,683
- What's going on?
- I told you. The burglars broke into the house.
437
00:30:49,766 --> 00:30:53,353
Kevin, you know I can forgive
just about anything but lying.
438
00:30:53,437 --> 00:30:57,107
Oh, right. So you wouldn't get mad if I
wrecked the place, which I didn't...
439
00:30:57,191 --> 00:30:59,109
as long as I admit that I did...
440
00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:01,195
which I didn't?
441
00:31:02,696 --> 00:31:06,408
Well, I thought this
over and, uh...
442
00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:09,369
I understand that this is a
difficult adjustment for you.
443
00:31:09,453 --> 00:31:12,372
It's only natural that you'd be acting
out. It's a need for attention.
444
00:31:12,456 --> 00:31:14,249
- No, it isn't.
- Kevin!
445
00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:16,960
[ Natalie ] Anyway...
446
00:31:18,045 --> 00:31:21,632
Anyway, what's a little damage?
447
00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:24,468
It's not as if I'm not insured.
448
00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:26,553
Do you have something to say?
449
00:31:26,595 --> 00:31:29,056
Thank you.
450
00:31:30,349 --> 00:31:34,102
- And?
- I'm sorry for the damage of your house.
451
00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:13,183
[ Audio Rewinding ]
452
00:32:14,643 --> 00:32:17,729
The security cameras must have
got the whole thing on tape.
453
00:32:21,567 --> 00:32:23,694
What?
454
00:32:23,777 --> 00:32:26,196
Prescott must have
turned off the cameras.
455
00:32:30,284 --> 00:32:32,786
[ Marv ] It's unbelievable.
456
00:32:32,870 --> 00:32:35,289
It is not to be believed!
457
00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:39,042
I can't believe this!
458
00:32:39,126 --> 00:32:41,086
It's the lousy kid again.
459
00:32:41,170 --> 00:32:43,922
Everywhere I break into!
460
00:32:44,006 --> 00:32:46,967
It's like he's stalking
me or something.
461
00:32:47,009 --> 00:32:49,011
Come on, Marv. He's
just a little boy.
462
00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:51,430
Yeah, well, I got big
scars from that little...
463
00:32:52,973 --> 00:32:54,600
Never mind.
464
00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:57,769
I'll tell you one thing...
465
00:32:57,811 --> 00:33:00,189
this time he's not
gonna mess me up.
466
00:33:00,272 --> 00:33:04,985
- Mm-hmm.
- This time it's all gonna go smooth as silk.
467
00:33:05,068 --> 00:33:08,155
Because this time...
468
00:33:08,238 --> 00:33:10,407
I got an inside man.
469
00:33:10,491 --> 00:33:12,493
- [ Chuckling ]
- [ Chuckling ]
470
00:33:13,744 --> 00:33:15,746
Oh. [ Chuckles ]
471
00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:22,419
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Tires Squeal ]
472
00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:24,630
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
473
00:33:24,713 --> 00:33:27,799
- [ Horn Honking ] - [ Marv ] Hey,
come on! Watch the road! Safety first.
474
00:33:56,954 --> 00:33:59,414
- [ Screams ]
- What are you doing here?
475
00:33:59,498 --> 00:34:03,919
- Tell me.
- I, uh... I...
476
00:34:05,337 --> 00:34:07,256
Nothing. I swear.
477
00:34:07,339 --> 00:34:10,467
I thought all of this was cool.
I wanted to take a look at it.
478
00:34:10,551 --> 00:34:14,805
You don't go to other people's homes
uninvited, and you don't touch their things.
479
00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:18,267
Didn't I warn you what would happen
if I ever caught you in here again?
480
00:34:18,350 --> 00:34:20,269
Not specifically.
481
00:34:22,479 --> 00:34:24,815
Trust me. It won't
be pleasant.
482
00:34:24,898 --> 00:34:27,651
- [ Knocking On Door ]
- What do you want?
483
00:34:27,693 --> 00:34:30,445
I thought I heard the boy. Ah!
484
00:34:30,487 --> 00:34:32,447
And indeed I did.
485
00:34:32,489 --> 00:34:36,118
I don't want him bothering you anymore,
so I'll just get him out of your way.
486
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,120
Come along, Kevin.
487
00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:44,001
He'll be my responsibility
from now on.
488
00:34:51,091 --> 00:34:54,011
Thank you for saving me, Molly.
489
00:34:54,094 --> 00:34:57,306
Prescott is a good person
to stay away from.
490
00:34:57,389 --> 00:35:00,100
You're telling me. He's
one of the bad guys...
491
00:35:00,184 --> 00:35:02,269
The bad guys who broke
into the house.
492
00:35:02,352 --> 00:35:07,232
Although technically they didn't break
in, because they had their own remote.
493
00:35:07,316 --> 00:35:10,402
- And who do you think gave them that?
- Prescott?
494
00:35:10,486 --> 00:35:13,530
- Mm-hmm.
- That sounds a bit far-fetched to me.
495
00:35:13,614 --> 00:35:17,159
I know. And you probably think I
have an over active imagination.
496
00:35:17,201 --> 00:35:20,412
Most people do. But you
have to believe me.
497
00:35:20,496 --> 00:35:24,458
Kevin, Prescott is a lonely man.
The only thing he has is this job.
498
00:35:24,541 --> 00:35:26,752
Between you and me, he
hates working here.
499
00:35:26,835 --> 00:35:30,214
- But to do what you're suggesting...
- Then it all makes perfect sense.
500
00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:34,176
He hates his job, so he tries to pull off
a big heist so he can afford to quit.
501
00:35:34,218 --> 00:35:36,470
- Ah, I don't know.
- Listen.
502
00:35:36,553 --> 00:35:38,972
He told my dad I was
lying when I wasn't.
503
00:35:39,056 --> 00:35:42,851
And he shut off the security cameras.
So it can only mean one thing.
504
00:35:42,935 --> 00:35:45,979
- And that is?
- Marv and his new friend...
505
00:35:46,063 --> 00:35:48,023
have an inside guy...
506
00:35:48,065 --> 00:35:51,652
- Prescott.
- I think you're right.
507
00:35:51,693 --> 00:35:56,031
- I am?
- Yeah. You do have an over active imagination.
508
00:35:58,367 --> 00:36:00,828
But that's what I
love about children.
509
00:36:00,869 --> 00:36:05,249
My own son was the same as you
at your age... a real handful.
510
00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:07,292
You must have been a
great mom, Molly.
511
00:36:09,711 --> 00:36:13,924
Well, you just try to keep that
imagination under control, okay?
512
00:36:15,634 --> 00:36:19,179
♪ [ Classical On Stereo ] ♪
513
00:36:19,263 --> 00:36:22,015
[Peter] You were very understanding
about what happened today.
514
00:36:22,099 --> 00:36:25,811
Well, Kevin's going
through a difficult time.
515
00:36:25,894 --> 00:36:27,980
It's not easy when
your parents split up.
516
00:36:28,063 --> 00:36:29,982
Believe me, I know.
517
00:36:30,065 --> 00:36:32,192
But we'll get through it.
518
00:36:32,234 --> 00:36:34,736
You're gonna be a
great step mom.
519
00:36:34,820 --> 00:36:37,030
♪ [ Continues ] ♪
520
00:36:37,072 --> 00:36:41,869
[ Exhales ] I think we just need to figure out
a way to make him feel more at home here.
521
00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:45,539
Maybe do some of the Christmas things he's
used to doing, like trimming the tree.
522
00:36:45,622 --> 00:36:49,459
- You do that yourself?
- [ Chuckles ] Yes, I do that myself.
523
00:36:49,543 --> 00:36:53,380
It's fun. That's exactly what we're
gonna do. We're gonna trim the tree.
524
00:36:53,422 --> 00:36:56,466
It'll get us in the spirit of
things, unite us as a family.
525
00:36:56,550 --> 00:36:58,468
- Okay.
- Okay?
526
00:36:58,552 --> 00:37:04,183
No friends, no fun, no snow.
527
00:37:04,224 --> 00:37:07,519
This is definitely gonna be
the worst Christmas ever.
528
00:37:09,855 --> 00:37:12,024
Hey, Kev. How you doing?
529
00:37:19,031 --> 00:37:21,241
[ Sighs ]
530
00:37:21,325 --> 00:37:24,244
What do you say we forget about
today and start over, huh?
531
00:37:24,286 --> 00:37:27,164
- You mean it?
- Yeah.
532
00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:30,250
Natalie's really a great person. You
just gotta get to know her better.
533
00:37:31,752 --> 00:37:34,546
I think we should start having a
little more fun around here.
534
00:37:34,588 --> 00:37:36,882
- I could live with that.
- Yeah?
535
00:37:36,924 --> 00:37:38,884
Why don't we start by
trimming that tree?
536
00:37:38,926 --> 00:37:40,761
- Now?
- Sure. Why not?
537
00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:45,140
♪ [ Pop, Women Singing ] ♪
538
00:38:40,529 --> 00:38:42,990
[Phone Rings ]
539
00:38:43,073 --> 00:38:45,117
[ Ringing Continues ]
540
00:38:49,746 --> 00:38:52,416
Hello.
541
00:38:52,457 --> 00:38:55,544
I can't hear you. Can you
turn down the music?
542
00:38:59,173 --> 00:39:02,092
♪ - Music, off. ♪
♪ - [ Fades, Ends ] ♪
543
00:39:02,176 --> 00:39:04,219
What did you say?
544
00:39:04,261 --> 00:39:06,597
Of course we'll be there.
We wouldn't miss it.
545
00:39:06,638 --> 00:39:09,766
- Let me call you back.
- [ Phone Beeps Off ]
546
00:39:09,850 --> 00:39:13,645
Evangelista's in town. Margaret's throwing
together a little impromptu supper...
547
00:39:13,729 --> 00:39:15,898
but we shouldn't go, should we?
548
00:39:15,939 --> 00:39:19,776
Well, why don't you go ahead without me,
and Kevin and I will finish up over here?
549
00:39:19,818 --> 00:39:21,778
Really? You wouldn't mind?
550
00:39:21,862 --> 00:39:24,781
No. They're your friends anyway.
551
00:39:24,865 --> 00:39:27,993
You're an angel. I
won't be home late.
552
00:39:31,038 --> 00:39:33,499
Okay.
553
00:39:33,582 --> 00:39:35,792
Where were we?
554
00:39:35,876 --> 00:39:40,297
- You don't have to stay because of me.
- No, I want to stay. Really.
555
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:42,674
So, does Natalie go
out every night?
556
00:39:42,758 --> 00:39:47,721
Pretty much. She leads a very exciting
life... More exciting than we're used to.
557
00:39:47,804 --> 00:39:49,932
So you'd say you're
not in a rut?
558
00:39:50,015 --> 00:39:52,226
No, I'm not in a rut. Why?
559
00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:55,229
I thought maybe
that's why you left.
560
00:39:55,270 --> 00:39:58,273
Kevin. Kevin, you know...
561
00:39:59,691 --> 00:40:03,278
I didn't leave your mom
to be with Natalie, okay?
562
00:40:03,362 --> 00:40:06,865
- That just kind of happened later.
- You wanna tell me about it?
563
00:40:08,534 --> 00:40:12,704
[ Exhales ] Adult relationships
are just complicated.
564
00:40:12,788 --> 00:40:16,291
Sometimes when two people get married
really young like your mom and I did...
565
00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:18,126
you just end up
feeling kind of...
566
00:40:18,210 --> 00:40:20,838
- You missed out on some things.
- Yeah.
567
00:40:20,921 --> 00:40:22,840
Just because you grow
up on the outside...
568
00:40:22,923 --> 00:40:24,967
doesn't mean you wanna
stop having fun.
569
00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:27,094
I know all about the
inner child, Dad.
570
00:40:27,177 --> 00:40:30,931
- Oh. You do, huh?
- That's why old guys drive sports cars.
571
00:40:30,973 --> 00:40:33,016
You're probably right.
572
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:37,271
But the trouble with sports
cars... No room for anybody else.
573
00:40:37,354 --> 00:40:41,316
Maybe one other person max. But if
you want to take a real road trip...
574
00:40:41,358 --> 00:40:44,194
with luggage and all, you don't
even have room for a friend.
575
00:40:44,278 --> 00:40:46,697
I mean, they're cool
and fast and all...
576
00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:50,284
but who wants to be in a nice
car when you're all alone?
577
00:41:03,839 --> 00:41:06,884
[ Kate Sighs ]
578
00:41:06,967 --> 00:41:10,429
Well, that looks
just about perfect.
579
00:41:10,512 --> 00:41:13,056
All that's left to do
now is put on the star.
580
00:41:13,140 --> 00:41:15,184
Kevin always puts on the star.
581
00:41:15,267 --> 00:41:17,352
That's right. He
does, doesn't he?
582
00:41:17,436 --> 00:41:20,272
I always hold him up. And
then I give him a wedgie.
583
00:41:20,314 --> 00:41:23,609
[ Chuckles ] He makes
a fuss. We all laugh.
584
00:41:25,235 --> 00:41:28,447
Well, I guess we're just gonna
have to use the ladder this year.
585
00:41:30,991 --> 00:41:33,702
Okay, Dad, you can
put me down now.
586
00:41:35,078 --> 00:41:37,873
Wow. Looks pretty good.
587
00:41:37,956 --> 00:41:40,083
I think it looks great.
588
00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:42,503
I think it's our best tree yet.
589
00:41:45,130 --> 00:41:47,424
[ Peter On TV] Hey!
590
00:41:47,508 --> 00:41:49,426
[ Family Chattering ]
591
00:41:52,346 --> 00:41:54,640
- Merry Christmas, Mommy.
- [ Kevin ] Merry Christmas.
592
00:41:54,723 --> 00:41:58,101
- [ Kate On TV ] Merry Christmas.
- [ All Chattering ]
593
00:41:58,143 --> 00:42:01,480
Oh! Look at that!
594
00:42:01,563 --> 00:42:04,107
- [ Kate ] Hey. Hey.
- [ Peter ] Hey.
595
00:42:04,149 --> 00:42:07,653
[ Peter] I had this little
computer chip installed in Mom.
596
00:42:07,736 --> 00:42:10,155
We're gonna get her to
make some breakfast.
597
00:42:17,412 --> 00:42:19,873
- [ Yawns ] Morning.
- Morning.
598
00:42:25,462 --> 00:42:28,257
Good morning, sleepyheads.
You're finally up.
599
00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:30,300
What did you do to our tree?
600
00:42:30,342 --> 00:42:34,638
Oh, that's my fault. I have a standing
appointment with the tree decorators every year.
601
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,933
In all the excitement,
I forgot to cancel.
602
00:42:38,016 --> 00:42:39,977
Are you ever gonna forgive me?
603
00:42:40,018 --> 00:42:42,396
You undid our tree?
604
00:42:42,479 --> 00:42:46,108
Well, it would have had to
come down eventually anyway.
605
00:42:46,191 --> 00:42:48,694
Come on, Kev. Look at all
these presents, huh?
606
00:42:48,777 --> 00:42:51,822
Oh, wait. Ooh, here's a big
one. I believe it has...
607
00:42:51,864 --> 00:42:53,824
Yes, it has your name on it.
608
00:42:53,866 --> 00:42:56,660
Come on. Open it up. It's
from Natalie and me.
609
00:42:56,743 --> 00:42:59,454
But shouldn't I open it
tomorrow on Christmas?
610
00:42:59,538 --> 00:43:02,624
Ah, you got plenty to open
tomorrow. Come on. One won't hurt.
611
00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:05,627
Go ahead.
612
00:43:05,669 --> 00:43:08,172
- [ Gasps ]
- Super Spy bugging and listening device.
613
00:43:08,255 --> 00:43:12,801
- Isn't that cool?
- Yeah. Thanks, Dad. Thanks, Natalie.
614
00:43:12,843 --> 00:43:15,512
I'm glad you like it.
615
00:43:21,643 --> 00:43:24,771
- Hey, Mom, where are you going?
- I'm going to take Kevin some things.
616
00:43:24,855 --> 00:43:27,858
- Mom, where you going?
- He doesn't have any clean clothes...
617
00:43:27,941 --> 00:43:30,777
and I'm sure he doesn't
have any toys to play with.
618
00:43:32,029 --> 00:43:35,115
To check out Dad's
girlfriend. Wanna go?
619
00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:38,660
[ Doorbell Rings ]
620
00:43:41,455 --> 00:43:43,373
May I help you?
621
00:43:43,457 --> 00:43:45,375
- Wow!
- I'm here for Kevin McCallister.
622
00:43:45,459 --> 00:43:47,377
- Wow!
- Buzz.
623
00:43:47,461 --> 00:43:50,464
- Are you here to take him home?
- No, I have something for him.
624
00:43:50,547 --> 00:43:53,342
Right this way.
625
00:43:53,425 --> 00:43:55,552
[ Peter ] You should
be able to hear that.
626
00:43:55,636 --> 00:43:58,305
- How do I sound?
- [ Kate On Headset ] Kids, stay close.
627
00:43:59,765 --> 00:44:02,768
- Mom!
- Hey!
628
00:44:02,851 --> 00:44:05,312
Hey!
629
00:44:05,395 --> 00:44:08,649
Mmm! Ohh!
630
00:44:08,690 --> 00:44:11,193
- [ Chuckles ]
- You guys remember Natalie, right?
631
00:44:11,276 --> 00:44:13,278
- Buzz, Megan.
- Hi, Natalie.
632
00:44:13,362 --> 00:44:16,532
Oh, and, uh, Kate,
this is Natalie.
633
00:44:16,573 --> 00:44:19,034
- Natalie, Kate.
- Hello, Kate.
634
00:44:19,076 --> 00:44:21,662
Hello.
635
00:44:21,745 --> 00:44:24,540
So, are you guys gonna stay?
636
00:44:24,623 --> 00:44:27,835
- No, I just brought you some of your stuff.
- You guys gotta see this house.
637
00:44:27,876 --> 00:44:31,296
- Is that okay, Natalie?
- Of course. Be my guest.
638
00:44:34,049 --> 00:44:36,552
- Awesome tree!
- It used to look better.
639
00:44:36,635 --> 00:44:41,181
- What is this thing on your head?
- A spy kit that Natalie got me for an early Christmas present.
640
00:44:41,223 --> 00:44:44,226
Really? That was nice of you.
641
00:44:44,309 --> 00:44:46,562
Well, I'm very
fond of your kids.
642
00:44:46,645 --> 00:44:48,730
I've gotta show you this
aeroplane she got me.
643
00:44:53,861 --> 00:44:55,779
Would you like a cup of coffee?
644
00:44:55,863 --> 00:44:57,823
Oh, no, thank you.
645
00:44:57,906 --> 00:45:01,618
- I, uh, didn't know he would have all this stuff to play with.
- Yeah.
646
00:45:02,744 --> 00:45:05,497
Oh, God. Hey. Let me get that.
647
00:45:05,581 --> 00:45:07,875
I wasn't even sure he could
even sleep without it.
648
00:45:07,916 --> 00:45:11,170
Gosh. I cannot believe he
hasn't even asked for it.
649
00:45:11,211 --> 00:45:13,630
Well, we could buy him
another stuffed animal.
650
00:45:13,714 --> 00:45:15,382
- Oh, no, no.
- No.
651
00:45:15,465 --> 00:45:17,342
This is, uh, his Teddy.
652
00:45:17,384 --> 00:45:19,636
Teddy is his
transitional object.
653
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:22,806
Yeah. Transitional object.
654
00:45:22,890 --> 00:45:26,852
It's like something very, very special
a child carries with him everywhere.
655
00:45:26,935 --> 00:45:30,022
You're supposed to have a spare,
in case something happens to it.
656
00:45:30,105 --> 00:45:33,942
- Of course, we only had one, remember?
- Oh! How could I forget?
657
00:45:34,026 --> 00:45:37,905
We were driving down the
highway, really in a hurry.
658
00:45:37,946 --> 00:45:41,033
Kevin thinks, possibly Teddy
might want a little fresh air.
659
00:45:41,116 --> 00:45:43,785
So he rolls down the window
and out flies Teddy!
660
00:45:43,869 --> 00:45:46,371
He was ballistic. He was
crying. He was so upset.
661
00:45:46,413 --> 00:45:48,373
It was... Oh, my...
662
00:45:48,415 --> 00:45:51,585
So Peter pulls over, and I get
out to retrieve the bear.
663
00:45:51,668 --> 00:45:54,129
- I still can't believe you did that.
- [ Chuckles ]
664
00:45:54,213 --> 00:45:57,049
Well, it was the slow lane, and
there wasn't much traffic.
665
00:45:57,132 --> 00:46:00,594
Yeah, well, I don't know what he
would have done if he had lost it.
666
00:46:04,473 --> 00:46:07,601
I think Kevin's going to have so
much fun playing with the prince...
667
00:46:07,684 --> 00:46:09,853
that he's not even gonna
miss the stuffed animal.
668
00:46:09,937 --> 00:46:13,357
It's going to be wonderful having a house
full of children. I'm looking forward to it.
669
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,860
Children, watch the
garden sculpture!
670
00:46:16,944 --> 00:46:20,697
Well, I... better get going.
671
00:46:25,619 --> 00:46:28,038
Before they break something.
672
00:46:34,086 --> 00:46:37,047
Well, we're off to the airport
to pick up the royal family.
673
00:46:37,089 --> 00:46:39,508
You all know how
important this is.
674
00:46:39,591 --> 00:46:42,219
Now, the caterers will
be here momentarily.
675
00:46:42,261 --> 00:46:44,763
And the guests will arrive
about an hour before...
676
00:46:44,847 --> 00:46:47,847
- you and the royals make your grand entrance.
- [ Molly ] No need to worry.
677
00:46:47,891 --> 00:46:50,310
Everything will
be taken care of.
678
00:46:50,394 --> 00:46:53,939
- It's just that I want everything to go right.
- Come on. Let's not be late.
679
00:46:54,022 --> 00:46:57,901
I don't want one single thing
to go wrong. Door, open.
680
00:46:57,943 --> 00:47:00,571
And nothing will.
681
00:47:03,657 --> 00:47:06,660
[ People Chattering ]
682
00:47:31,768 --> 00:47:33,770
[ Knocking On Door ]
683
00:47:39,109 --> 00:47:41,069
[Prescott] Oh, good.
You've finally arrived.
684
00:47:55,792 --> 00:47:59,338
- Mr. Prescott! Mr. Prescott! It's them!
- Hush, you.
685
00:47:59,421 --> 00:48:01,298
- I 'll get him out of your way.
- Thank you.
686
00:48:01,381 --> 00:48:05,010
It's the burglars! It's the
burglars! Aah! Mr. Prescott!
687
00:48:05,093 --> 00:48:07,095
[Kevin Yelling] It's Marv!
688
00:48:07,179 --> 00:48:09,848
I guess you already
knew that though.
689
00:48:09,932 --> 00:48:14,645
Listen, you. I have just about had
enough of you and your melodrama!
690
00:48:14,728 --> 00:48:18,732
This is a very important night, and if I have
to lock you up to keep you out of our way...
691
00:48:18,816 --> 00:48:20,984
- don't think I won't do it.
- Look!
692
00:48:21,652 --> 00:48:24,404
Ow!
693
00:48:24,488 --> 00:48:27,658
Ow! Ow!
694
00:48:27,741 --> 00:48:31,036
Don't trifle with me,
you demon spawn!
695
00:48:33,539 --> 00:48:37,960
Now that's a foolish place
to hide. [ Groans ]
696
00:48:48,971 --> 00:48:52,182
One down, two to go.
697
00:48:52,266 --> 00:48:54,560
[ Muffled ] Let me out
of here! Let me out of here!
698
00:48:54,643 --> 00:48:56,770
It's freezing
cold! Let me out!
699
00:49:12,286 --> 00:49:15,455
Kevin, have you seen Prescott?
700
00:49:15,497 --> 00:49:17,499
- Not lately.
- Ah, typical.
701
00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:19,585
Always poking around when
you don't want him...
702
00:49:19,626 --> 00:49:22,629
- and when you need him... nowhere to be found.
- [ Doorbell Rings ]
703
00:49:22,671 --> 00:49:27,134
Ah! Guests already? Whatever
happened to fashionably late?
704
00:49:30,596 --> 00:49:33,056
[ Natalie ] Well, I don't
like to boast, but...
705
00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:36,685
- yes, it will be the party of the season.
- [ Beep ]
706
00:49:36,768 --> 00:49:40,189
Oh, I'm getting another call.
All right. See you there.
707
00:49:40,272 --> 00:49:45,110
Hello? Carmelina, how are
you? [ Mouthing Words ]
708
00:49:45,152 --> 00:49:48,697
What? Oh, no!
709
00:49:48,780 --> 00:49:52,493
They're snowed in. Their
flight's been cancelled.
710
00:49:52,576 --> 00:49:55,078
Well, so am I. Devastated.
711
00:49:55,162 --> 00:49:57,956
Well, all right. We'll
see you tomorrow.
712
00:49:57,998 --> 00:49:59,875
Merry Christmas.
713
00:49:59,958 --> 00:50:02,294
[ Phone Beeps Off]
714
00:50:02,336 --> 00:50:05,839
What are we gonna do now? It's
gonna be just an ordinary party.
715
00:50:05,923 --> 00:50:09,885
Christmas Eve at your place sounds
anything but ordinary to me.
716
00:50:09,968 --> 00:50:12,638
It's hardly the
party of the season.
717
00:50:15,265 --> 00:50:17,309
Peter.
718
00:50:17,392 --> 00:50:20,479
- What if we announce our engagement tonight?
- Tonight?
719
00:50:22,022 --> 00:50:24,650
I know we were gonna wait till
after your divorce was final...
720
00:50:24,733 --> 00:50:27,945
but it's only a few weeks away
and your kids already know...
721
00:50:28,028 --> 00:50:30,447
and it'll make
tonight so special.
722
00:50:30,531 --> 00:50:32,658
Well, if it makes you happy.
723
00:50:32,699 --> 00:50:34,743
Yes!
724
00:50:36,411 --> 00:50:38,330
[ Chuckles ]
725
00:50:40,916 --> 00:50:42,835
Where are those guys?
726
00:50:42,918 --> 00:50:47,047
- Marv, I gotta tinkle.
- Vera, you can tinkle next week.
727
00:50:47,130 --> 00:50:49,132
[ Marv On Headset ]
Always in a hurry.
728
00:50:49,174 --> 00:50:51,552
Door, open.
729
00:50:56,056 --> 00:50:58,100
All right. Now, you
remember the plan?
730
00:50:58,183 --> 00:51:01,186
- Which plan? Harry's plan?
- What... No! Not Harry's plan!
731
00:51:01,270 --> 00:51:04,064
- The one involving rope and a bag!
- Why are you yelling at me?
732
00:51:04,148 --> 00:51:06,066
I'm not yell...
733
00:51:06,150 --> 00:51:08,527
- Do you remember the plan?
- Yeah.
734
00:51:08,569 --> 00:51:11,488
- Now, when the prince comes up to bed...
- We bag him!
735
00:51:11,530 --> 00:51:16,368
- That's right. We kidnap the kid napping.
- You're a genius, Marv.
736
00:51:16,451 --> 00:51:19,913
That's right. Door, open.
737
00:51:19,997 --> 00:51:23,041
Now, the prince goes in the bag.
738
00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:27,004
- The bag goes out the window.
- Uh-huh.
739
00:51:27,087 --> 00:51:30,048
We climb down the
rope. Door, close.
740
00:51:30,090 --> 00:51:31,341
Right.
741
00:51:31,383 --> 00:51:34,344
[ Marv On Headset ]
Everybody in the van.
742
00:51:36,722 --> 00:51:39,683
And we're gone before
they know what hit 'em.
743
00:51:39,725 --> 00:51:43,854
Beautiful plan, Marv.
Elegant in its simplicity.
744
00:51:43,937 --> 00:51:47,983
All right. Let's try it
out. Get in the bag.
745
00:51:48,025 --> 00:51:50,027
Me? Why don't you
get in the bag?
746
00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:52,237
Because I'm the boss.
Get in the bag, Vera.
747
00:51:52,321 --> 00:51:55,324
- I don't wanna get in the bag.
- Vera, just get in the bag! Please!
748
00:51:55,407 --> 00:51:57,743
You didn't tell me I was
gonna get in no bag.
749
00:51:57,826 --> 00:52:00,787
I was saving it. It's gonna be
fun. Ooh, we're in the bag!
750
00:52:00,871 --> 00:52:02,831
- [ Grunting ]
- [ Groaning ]
751
00:52:02,873 --> 00:52:05,626
Nice. All right.
752
00:52:05,709 --> 00:52:08,629
Window, open.
753
00:52:08,712 --> 00:52:10,589
Ahh. [ Grunts ]
754
00:52:13,926 --> 00:52:16,386
[ Vera ] Uh, Marv. Ooh. Oh.
755
00:52:16,428 --> 00:52:20,140
[ Grunts ] Don't worry,
honey. I got ya.
756
00:52:20,224 --> 00:52:22,643
Marv! Let me down easy.
757
00:52:22,726 --> 00:52:25,979
I always do, baby.
[ Straining ]
758
00:52:26,063 --> 00:52:28,524
Shouldn't have had that
last piece of cake.
759
00:52:28,565 --> 00:52:31,193
[ Yelps ]
760
00:52:31,235 --> 00:52:33,445
[ Rope Creaking ]
761
00:52:35,322 --> 00:52:37,991
- Perfect.
- Door, open.
762
00:52:40,077 --> 00:52:41,537
[ Screams ]
763
00:52:43,705 --> 00:52:46,375
- [ Groans ]
- Don't worry.
764
00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:48,502
Every thing's under control.
765
00:52:48,585 --> 00:52:50,546
Uh, uh, Marv...
766
00:52:51,922 --> 00:52:54,216
[ Screaming ]
767
00:52:54,258 --> 00:52:56,093
- [ Thud]
- Easy...
768
00:52:56,176 --> 00:52:58,679
but still way cool.
769
00:53:03,141 --> 00:53:04,726
[ Marv Groaning ]
770
00:53:06,562 --> 00:53:08,981
Thanks for breaking
my fall, pumpkin.
771
00:53:09,064 --> 00:53:11,608
[ Hoarse Voice ] I
always do, baby. Okay.
772
00:53:11,692 --> 00:53:13,610
Get out and stay out!
773
00:53:19,825 --> 00:53:23,579
- I know what you're trying to do.
- Oh, yeah, wise guy? What?
774
00:53:23,662 --> 00:53:27,082
You're trying to
kidnap the prince.
775
00:53:30,252 --> 00:53:33,213
Shut up, ya little moron!
776
00:53:35,132 --> 00:53:37,801
- I'm gonna kill him.
- Okay.
777
00:53:37,885 --> 00:53:39,845
[ Chuckling ]
778
00:53:44,892 --> 00:53:46,894
[ Raspberry ]
779
00:53:50,022 --> 00:53:53,692
Vera, honey. Little help?
780
00:53:53,734 --> 00:53:56,612
Oh, yeah, baby. That'd be
great. I sure could use it.
781
00:54:04,369 --> 00:54:07,372
- [ Marv Groaning On Headset ]
- I got every word.
782
00:54:08,582 --> 00:54:10,501
[ Imitates Cheer]
783
00:54:10,584 --> 00:54:13,045
♪ [ Classical On Stereo ] ♪
784
00:54:13,086 --> 00:54:16,423
- Welcome back. Where's the royal family?
- They were snowed in.
785
00:54:16,507 --> 00:54:19,051
- Ah!
- Where's Prescott?
786
00:54:19,134 --> 00:54:21,386
- I can't find him anywhere.
- That's odd.
787
00:54:21,428 --> 00:54:25,098
Well, Molly, make sure
everyone has champagne.
788
00:54:25,182 --> 00:54:28,101
- We're going to make a special announcement.
- Yes, ma'am.
789
00:54:40,697 --> 00:54:43,992
- How are you?
- Hi, how are you? Good to see you again.
790
00:54:45,577 --> 00:54:47,538
Everyone, may I have
your attention?
791
00:54:47,621 --> 00:54:49,331
Huh?
792
00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:54,169
I am gonna kill that...
793
00:54:54,253 --> 00:54:56,463
Uuh!
794
00:55:08,684 --> 00:55:11,186
- [ Clattering ]
- [ Screaming ]
795
00:55:15,524 --> 00:55:19,570
This is always a special night, and
tonight may be even more special.
796
00:55:19,611 --> 00:55:22,447
- [ Seething ]
- Get him!
797
00:55:23,949 --> 00:55:26,660
- Peter and I are engaged!
- [ Crowd Exclaiming ]
798
00:55:29,454 --> 00:55:32,207
[ Screams, Shouts ]
799
00:55:43,010 --> 00:55:45,762
- [ Teeth Chattering ]
- Prescott?
800
00:55:45,804 --> 00:55:49,266
- [ Softly Moaning ]
- This could not be going worse.
801
00:55:49,349 --> 00:55:52,102
Marv, you're on fire.
802
00:55:52,144 --> 00:55:54,438
Oh, thanks, baby. You're
not so bad yourself.
803
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,441
No, sweetheart. You're
really on fire.
804
00:55:57,483 --> 00:56:00,569
Well, I try to work
out. You know... Aah!
805
00:56:00,652 --> 00:56:02,988
Gaah! Aah!
806
00:56:03,071 --> 00:56:07,534
- Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
- Kevin!
807
00:56:12,164 --> 00:56:15,375
I'm not lying. The
bad guys are back.
808
00:56:15,459 --> 00:56:17,419
We're not getting anywhere.
809
00:56:19,087 --> 00:56:23,550
Kevin, I spoke to all the
caterers and to Molly.
810
00:56:23,634 --> 00:56:27,513
Nobody saw a thing but you.
Now, how could that be?
811
00:56:27,596 --> 00:56:30,641
I don't know. But I heard they're
gonna kidnap the prince.
812
00:56:30,724 --> 00:56:34,812
- You heard them say that?
- Yeah, with my Super Spy bugging device.
813
00:56:34,895 --> 00:56:38,232
- And Prescott's involved with the whole thing.
- This is absurd.
814
00:56:38,315 --> 00:56:42,736
I'm going to call and make sure the royal
family's flight is okay for tomorrow.
815
00:56:44,905 --> 00:56:47,241
Kevin, I know what's
going on here.
816
00:56:47,324 --> 00:56:49,576
- You do?
- Yeah.
817
00:56:49,660 --> 00:56:53,789
- You're out to destroy my relationship with Natalie.
- What?
818
00:56:53,872 --> 00:56:57,543
You knew how important tonight was to her, and
you went and pulled a crazy stunt like this.
819
00:56:57,626 --> 00:56:59,962
- That's not the truth.
- I've given you a lot of leeway...
820
00:57:00,003 --> 00:57:03,507
because I know how tough this
divorce has been on you.
821
00:57:03,590 --> 00:57:06,510
But tonight you went way too far.
822
00:57:06,593 --> 00:57:09,137
I want you to go to your room and
think about what you've done.
823
00:57:12,099 --> 00:57:15,269
And when you're ready to apologize
to Natalie, then we'll talk.
824
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,651
Door, close.
825
00:57:35,497 --> 00:57:39,334
- Here you are, George! Merry Christmas!
- [ Woman Crying ]
826
00:57:42,671 --> 00:57:44,631
[ Ringing ]
827
00:57:48,886 --> 00:57:51,638
- Hello?
- Mom?
828
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:55,559
Kevin! Oh, Kevin. I'm
so glad you called.
829
00:57:55,642 --> 00:57:58,061
Are you okay?
830
00:57:58,145 --> 00:58:01,690
Yeah, yeah. I'm just watching
It's a Wonderful Life.
831
00:58:01,773 --> 00:58:05,194
- You are?
- You know how that gets to me.
832
00:58:05,277 --> 00:58:07,279
- What channel is it on?
- Eight.
833
00:58:13,827 --> 00:58:16,371
Ohh.
834
00:58:16,455 --> 00:58:18,832
I guess I'm just a sucker
for happy endings.
835
00:58:21,168 --> 00:58:23,795
So, how is your party? Are
you having a good time?
836
00:58:23,837 --> 00:58:28,175
Yeah, it's all right. How about you?
Having a good Christmas Eve?
837
00:58:32,679 --> 00:58:35,766
Yeah. It's great.
838
00:58:35,849 --> 00:58:38,060
[ Sniffles ]
839
00:58:38,143 --> 00:58:41,855
- [ Sobs ] I love you, Kevin.
- Love you too, Mom.
840
00:58:41,939 --> 00:58:44,441
[ Laughs ] Merry Christmas.
841
00:58:44,525 --> 00:58:48,111
- Merry Christmas.
- Okay. Bye.
842
00:58:49,363 --> 00:58:51,281
[ Beeps Off ]
843
00:58:53,325 --> 00:58:55,244
[ Beeps Off ]
844
00:58:55,327 --> 00:58:57,246
[ Crying ]
845
00:59:02,251 --> 00:59:05,712
[ Knocking ]
846
00:59:05,754 --> 00:59:08,674
- Kevin, are you awake?
- Yeah.
847
00:59:13,178 --> 00:59:15,806
Your father and I were a little
rough on you before. Are you okay?
848
00:59:15,848 --> 00:59:18,559
- Yeah.
- Good.
849
00:59:18,642 --> 00:59:21,979
Because if you ever do anything like that
again, you'll be out of this house so fast...
850
00:59:22,020 --> 00:59:24,022
your head will spin.
851
00:59:24,106 --> 00:59:27,609
So your father's getting divorced.
Boo-hoo. Everyone's parents get divorced.
852
00:59:27,693 --> 00:59:31,655
That's life. You'll get over it. But you're
not gonna come between your father and me.
853
00:59:31,738 --> 00:59:35,742
He wants you in his life, and
I think that's admirable.
854
00:59:35,826 --> 00:59:40,122
But if you want him in your
life, you better not cross me.
855
00:59:40,205 --> 00:59:44,877
Understood? Good.
856
00:59:48,297 --> 00:59:52,301
I'll have that window fixed first
thing in the morning. Sweet dreams.
857
00:59:56,930 --> 01:00:00,058
[ Man On TV ] To my big brother
George, the richest man in town.
858
01:00:00,142 --> 01:00:03,103
[ Crowd Exclaiming ]
859
01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:07,733
I've just had a nice
little chat with Kevin.
860
01:00:07,816 --> 01:00:11,737
I think we're beginning to understand
each other better. What are you watching?
861
01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:14,698
It's a Wonderful Life. They've
been running it all night.
862
01:00:14,781 --> 01:00:17,159
- Come on. Watch it with me.
- I've seen it.
863
01:00:17,201 --> 01:00:20,162
- So?
- So...
864
01:00:20,204 --> 01:00:23,790
I don't understand people who
watch movies over and over again.
865
01:00:23,874 --> 01:00:26,543
I saw it. I cried.
Once was enough.
866
01:00:26,627 --> 01:00:29,880
You gotta be kidding. Kate and I
watch this every year with the kids.
867
01:00:29,922 --> 01:00:32,257
It's a family tradition.
868
01:00:32,341 --> 01:00:34,635
- Well...
- [ Clicks Off ]
869
01:00:34,718 --> 01:00:39,515
Now that you're going to have a new family,
maybe it's time for some new traditions.
870
01:00:48,649 --> 01:00:51,902
They'll be back. And if
no one believes me...
871
01:00:51,985 --> 01:00:54,822
I'll have to catch 'em
myself. [ Grunts ]
872
01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:18,470
[ Marv's Voice ] Shut
up, you little moron.
873
01:01:18,554 --> 01:01:20,472
[ Clicks Off ]
874
01:01:20,556 --> 01:01:22,474
[ Keyboard Clacking ]
875
01:01:22,558 --> 01:01:25,519
Shut up, you moron.
876
01:01:28,397 --> 01:01:31,984
- [ Kevin ] Okay, stop.
- [ Beeps ]
877
01:01:32,067 --> 01:01:34,528
[ Electronic Voice ] Spin Faster.
878
01:01:34,611 --> 01:01:37,406
[Keyboard Clacking]
879
01:01:37,489 --> 01:01:41,702
[ Marv's Voice ] Get in
the bag. Shut up, ya bag!
880
01:01:54,715 --> 01:01:58,093
- Christmas morning.
- Merry Christmas, Kevin.
881
01:01:58,135 --> 01:02:00,679
- Merry Christmas, Dad!
- Hey, hey!
882
01:02:00,762 --> 01:02:04,892
- Peter, are you ready to go?
- Go? Go where?
883
01:02:04,975 --> 01:02:09,688
Kevin, Natalie and I gotta go pick
up the royal family right now.
884
01:02:09,771 --> 01:02:13,275
Now? But aren't we
gonna open presents?
885
01:02:13,358 --> 01:02:15,777
It's gonna have to
wait till we get back.
886
01:02:15,861 --> 01:02:19,239
But it's Christmas. And why
do you both have to go?
887
01:02:19,323 --> 01:02:22,743
Look, you know how sometimes you
gotta do things you don't wanna do?
888
01:02:22,784 --> 01:02:26,455
This is one of those times. Hey, we'll
be back before you know it, okay?
889
01:02:26,538 --> 01:02:28,999
And I'm sure nothing will happen
while we're gone. Am I right?
890
01:02:29,082 --> 01:02:31,251
- Right.
- Good.
891
01:02:32,419 --> 01:02:36,048
Hang in there. We
won't be long.
892
01:02:36,089 --> 01:02:38,884
- Door, open.
- [ Door Opens ]
893
01:02:41,637 --> 01:02:43,722
[ Natalie ] Merry
Christmas, Kevin.
894
01:02:46,934 --> 01:02:48,852
[ Door Shuts ]
895
01:02:48,936 --> 01:02:50,896
Merry Christmas.
896
01:02:51,939 --> 01:02:54,233
[ Cell Phone Rings ]
897
01:02:54,274 --> 01:02:57,319
[ Ringing Continues ]
898
01:03:03,408 --> 01:03:05,577
- [ Sighs ]
- [ Beeps On ]
899
01:03:05,619 --> 01:03:07,579
Hello?
900
01:03:10,082 --> 01:03:12,709
- No, we're awake.
- It wasn't me!
901
01:03:12,793 --> 01:03:15,963
Shh! All right.
We're on our way.
902
01:03:16,046 --> 01:03:19,258
- [ Beeps Off ]
- Oy. Sure makes me nervous.
903
01:03:19,299 --> 01:03:21,552
Let's go, pookie.
904
01:03:26,598 --> 01:03:29,518
I knew it. Here they come.
905
01:03:39,319 --> 01:03:44,324
First step... eliminate the
inside man. Oh, Mr. Prescott?
906
01:03:44,408 --> 01:03:47,077
- Mr. Prescott, are you in there?
- [Pounding]
907
01:03:48,620 --> 01:03:50,539
- Yes.
- Mr. Prescott...
908
01:03:50,622 --> 01:03:53,250
- can you help me with something?
- And what would that be?
909
01:03:53,333 --> 01:03:56,128
- Another milk shake, perhaps?
- No. A bottle of wine.
910
01:03:56,170 --> 01:03:59,298
- Excuse me?
- Natalie said we need to get some wine from the basement...
911
01:03:59,381 --> 01:04:01,633
for the royal family.
912
01:04:02,968 --> 01:04:05,179
If we must.
913
01:04:06,180 --> 01:04:08,390
So I guess you're right.
914
01:04:08,474 --> 01:04:10,893
We're not gonna have any
snow this Christmas.
915
01:04:10,976 --> 01:04:14,396
One can never go wrong
with low expectations.
916
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:18,692
You know, Mr. Prescott, it's been great
spending time with you these last few days.
917
01:04:18,775 --> 01:04:21,195
Time flies when
you're having fun.
918
01:04:21,278 --> 01:04:26,575
I know we got off to a bad start, but
things can be better... much better.
919
01:04:28,744 --> 01:04:32,539
- 'Cause you're down there, and I'm up here.
- Come get...
920
01:04:32,623 --> 01:04:34,833
- [ Pounding ] - Young man, open
this door! Let me out of here!
921
01:04:34,917 --> 01:04:37,878
- Oh!
- Oh, boy! Am I glad to see you!
922
01:04:37,961 --> 01:04:41,089
The kidnappers are coming. But this
time I'm one step ahead of them.
923
01:04:41,131 --> 01:04:44,468
I locked their accomplice In the
basement. Is this a perfect plan, or what?
924
01:04:44,551 --> 01:04:46,762
It would be, dear,
except for one thing...
925
01:04:46,803 --> 01:04:49,515
Prescott is not
their accomplice.
926
01:04:52,768 --> 01:04:54,686
I am.
927
01:04:54,770 --> 01:04:59,691
[ Gasps ] You're...
You're the inside man?
928
01:04:59,775 --> 01:05:03,070
- I'm afraid so.
- Hey, Mom.
929
01:05:05,113 --> 01:05:09,201
We're here. Oh, yeah, yeah.
930
01:05:10,786 --> 01:05:15,082
- Mom? He's your son?
- I told you he was a handful.
931
01:05:15,165 --> 01:05:18,043
- Aah! Hey! Get off of me!
- Oh, now, come on!
932
01:05:21,296 --> 01:05:23,674
Isn't there a trapdoor
or something?
933
01:05:23,757 --> 01:05:28,720
No. Not much demand for
'em in a wine cellar.
934
01:05:30,138 --> 01:05:32,850
Guess you're right.
935
01:05:32,933 --> 01:05:35,310
Got any good ideas?
936
01:05:36,562 --> 01:05:38,689
Not a one.
937
01:05:41,316 --> 01:05:43,277
[ Sighs ]
938
01:05:45,529 --> 01:05:49,825
- I do have a cell phone though.
- Perfect! May I?
939
01:05:49,908 --> 01:05:51,910
- Sure.
- Thanks.
940
01:05:51,994 --> 01:05:54,079
[ Beeping ]
941
01:05:54,163 --> 01:05:57,374
[ Ringing, Beeps On ]
942
01:05:57,457 --> 01:05:59,626
- Hello, Buzz?
- Kevin, is that you?
943
01:05:59,668 --> 01:06:02,254
- Yeah. I'm calling from a cell phone.
- Oh, a cell phone.
944
01:06:02,337 --> 01:06:06,300
Good for you, puke-face. Is that another
present she gave you? What a show off.
945
01:06:06,383 --> 01:06:08,343
[ Beeps Off ]
946
01:06:08,385 --> 01:06:11,346
- I'll try again.
- [ Keypad Beeping ]
947
01:06:12,848 --> 01:06:15,184
[ Ringing, Beeps On ]
948
01:06:15,267 --> 01:06:19,354
Buzz, before you hang up, I need to tell
you something. I need to talk to Mom.
949
01:06:19,438 --> 01:06:21,356
- Okay. You told me.
- [ Beeps Off ]
950
01:06:22,399 --> 01:06:24,860
- [ Beeps Off ]
- I'll try again later.
951
01:06:26,028 --> 01:06:27,988
[ Sighs ]
952
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:32,743
Why in heaven's name did you
think I was the inside man?
953
01:06:32,826 --> 01:06:38,457
Well, if you hadn't acted so strange, I
wouldn't have thought you were... so strange.
954
01:06:39,958 --> 01:06:42,461
And where were you the first
time these guys broke in?
955
01:06:42,544 --> 01:06:46,340
Why didn't you answer the intercom?
Why did you shut off the cameras?
956
01:06:46,423 --> 01:06:49,301
I didn't. But if those thugs
were using Molly's remote...
957
01:06:49,343 --> 01:06:51,637
they could've turned off
the whole security system.
958
01:06:51,678 --> 01:06:55,808
- But why'd you say I was lying?
- Well, because I thought you were.
959
01:06:55,849 --> 01:06:59,269
And besides, I didn't want Miss
Natalie to know that I'd been...
960
01:06:59,353 --> 01:07:01,605
well, napping on the job.
961
01:07:01,688 --> 01:07:05,025
That woman. If she could work
me 24 hours a day, she would.
962
01:07:05,067 --> 01:07:09,238
It's downright inhuman. So,
whenever she's not here, I, uh...
963
01:07:09,321 --> 01:07:12,574
- You take advantage.
- I take a break.
964
01:07:12,658 --> 01:07:15,160
A nice, well-deserved break.
965
01:07:15,244 --> 01:07:18,205
With all the cameras and intercoms
turned off, I didn't notice anything.
966
01:07:18,288 --> 01:07:21,583
- So I...
- You were covering your whoo-hoo!
967
01:07:21,667 --> 01:07:24,086
[ Chuckles ] Precisely.
968
01:07:25,712 --> 01:07:28,841
- You want to try calling your mom again?
- Sure.
969
01:07:28,882 --> 01:07:31,760
[ Ringing ]
970
01:07:31,844 --> 01:07:33,637
- Hello?
- Mom?
971
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:35,848
- Kevin!
- [ Static ]
972
01:07:35,931 --> 01:07:39,935
- Wait. Kevin, I can't hear you.
- That's probably 'cause I'm locked in a wine cellar.
973
01:07:40,018 --> 01:07:42,771
No, I... Honey, I can't hear
you. There's too much static.
974
01:07:42,855 --> 01:07:45,232
[ Yelling ] I'm locked in
Natalie's wine cellar!
975
01:07:45,315 --> 01:07:47,715
- Are you calling to say Merry Christmas?
- Mom, are you there?
976
01:07:47,776 --> 01:07:49,695
- Sweetheart?
- Are you there, Mom? - Kevin?
977
01:07:49,736 --> 01:07:51,947
Mom? Mom?
978
01:07:52,030 --> 01:07:53,949
[ Beeps Off ]
979
01:07:54,032 --> 01:07:56,660
Oh, great!
980
01:07:56,702 --> 01:07:59,079
The battery's dead.
981
01:08:00,164 --> 01:08:02,040
[ Sighs ]
982
01:08:02,082 --> 01:08:04,042
Hmm.
983
01:08:09,464 --> 01:08:12,134
[ Ringing ]
984
01:08:12,217 --> 01:08:14,428
- [ Beeps On ]
- Kalban residence.
985
01:08:14,511 --> 01:08:18,015
Hi, this is Kate McCallister, Kevin's
mom. May I speak to him, please?
986
01:08:18,056 --> 01:08:23,395
- Kevin's not here right now.
- That's strange. He just called.
987
01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:28,984
Really? Well, he's out with
his father and Miss Natalie.
988
01:08:29,067 --> 01:08:33,197
Oh. Oh, he must have called from his Dad's
cell phone. That explains the line going dead.
989
01:08:33,238 --> 01:08:35,240
Okay. Thank you.
990
01:08:35,324 --> 01:08:37,326
[ Clicks, Dial Tone ]
991
01:08:37,409 --> 01:08:39,328
[ Beeps Off ]
992
01:08:45,209 --> 01:08:48,045
Little rascal called his mother.
993
01:08:48,128 --> 01:08:51,381
- You want me to go show him who's boss?
- Sit down, Marv.
994
01:08:51,423 --> 01:08:53,884
You're not the boss.
I'm the boss.
995
01:08:53,926 --> 01:08:56,595
Okay.
996
01:08:56,678 --> 01:08:59,640
[ Mouths Words ]
997
01:08:59,723 --> 01:09:03,685
His cellphone is dead. I don't
think he'll be any more trouble.
998
01:09:12,069 --> 01:09:14,029
No.
999
01:09:15,113 --> 01:09:17,241
Cookie.
1000
01:09:17,324 --> 01:09:19,368
- [ Cell Phone Rings ]
- Oh!
1001
01:09:20,953 --> 01:09:23,539
- [ Beeps On ]
- Hello?
1002
01:09:23,622 --> 01:09:25,666
Peter, it's me. I'm calling
Kevin back. We got disconnected.
1003
01:09:25,749 --> 01:09:28,544
Kevin? Kevin's not with me.
He's back at Natalie's house.
1004
01:09:28,585 --> 01:09:31,588
Really? I was just
told he's with you.
1005
01:09:31,630 --> 01:09:35,133
Well... Well, don't worry, Kate.
I'm sure every thing's fine.
1006
01:09:36,468 --> 01:09:38,929
Okay.
1007
01:09:39,012 --> 01:09:41,723
- Wow, that's weird.
- [ Phone Beeps Off ]
1008
01:09:41,765 --> 01:09:45,561
- Someone told Kate that Kevin's with us.
- Hmm.
1009
01:09:45,602 --> 01:09:48,313
- Maybe I better go back and check on him.
- No.
1010
01:09:48,397 --> 01:09:52,025
That's exactly what he wants.
Peter, he's manipulating you.
1011
01:09:52,109 --> 01:09:55,195
Can't you see the pattern? Every time
we leave the house, he pulls something.
1012
01:09:55,279 --> 01:09:59,449
He's just trying to get your
attention and sabotage me.
1013
01:10:02,494 --> 01:10:06,582
Hello! Anybody out
there? Hello!
1014
01:10:13,130 --> 01:10:16,550
There's gotta be something that
we can do to get outta here.
1015
01:10:20,721 --> 01:10:23,849
There is.
1016
01:10:23,932 --> 01:10:27,311
- Help me move these boxes.
- Okay.
1017
01:10:27,394 --> 01:10:29,396
But what's back there?
1018
01:10:29,438 --> 01:10:32,316
Definitely not a
"dumb" question.
1019
01:10:32,399 --> 01:10:34,610
- The dumb waiter!
- Bingo.
1020
01:10:34,693 --> 01:10:38,405
- Let's hope it still works.
- I'm sorry I misjudged you, Mr. Prescott.
1021
01:10:40,532 --> 01:10:42,284
Likewise.
1022
01:10:44,203 --> 01:10:46,622
I'll never forget Miss
Natalie's reaction...
1023
01:10:46,705 --> 01:10:49,208
when she came home and saw
what you'd done to the house.
1024
01:10:49,291 --> 01:10:52,586
- [ Rapid Panting ]
- [ Wheezing, Laughing ]
1025
01:10:52,628 --> 01:10:55,714
I do love watching her
hyperventilate! [ Laughs ]
1026
01:10:55,797 --> 01:10:58,759
It's one of the few
pleasures of this job.
1027
01:10:58,842 --> 01:11:01,053
If you hate this job,
why don't you quit?
1028
01:11:01,094 --> 01:11:03,931
Jobs aren't that
easy to come by.
1029
01:11:03,972 --> 01:11:06,600
Besides, I could end up
working for someone far worse.
1030
01:11:06,683 --> 01:11:12,356
You shouldn't stay some place you hate just
'cause you're scared. Life's too short.
1031
01:11:13,816 --> 01:11:15,776
Hmm.
1032
01:11:17,027 --> 01:11:19,071
And voila.
1033
01:11:19,988 --> 01:11:21,949
Let's see if you fit.
1034
01:11:21,990 --> 01:11:23,951
Mm, up.
1035
01:11:23,992 --> 01:11:28,288
- Watch your head.
- As soon as I get up, I'm gonna let you out.
1036
01:11:28,372 --> 01:11:32,751
- You just take care of yourself, you hear?
- [ Switch Clicks, Whirring ]
1037
01:11:39,967 --> 01:11:42,886
[ Marv ] I'm telling ya,
I heard something.
1038
01:11:45,222 --> 01:11:48,976
All right. Stay very
alert here, Vera.
1039
01:11:49,059 --> 01:11:51,812
I tell you what. Why don't you go
down, check out the wine cellar?
1040
01:11:51,895 --> 01:11:54,022
- Okay.
- Yeah. There you go.
1041
01:11:56,525 --> 01:11:58,527
[Kevin ] Down here!
1042
01:12:01,321 --> 01:12:03,949
You better stay... Oww!
1043
01:12:04,032 --> 01:12:07,536
Vera! Ow! Aah! Vera!
1044
01:12:07,619 --> 01:12:09,788
- What? Ooh!
- Hit the button!
1045
01:12:09,830 --> 01:12:12,666
- Hang on, baby! Huuh!
- Oh! No, no! Hit the button!
1046
01:12:12,749 --> 01:12:15,961
- What? I can't hear you.
- Hit the button!
1047
01:12:16,044 --> 01:12:18,505
- Oh!
- Oww!
1048
01:12:18,589 --> 01:12:21,633
No, no! Not that one!
The other button!
1049
01:12:21,717 --> 01:12:24,511
That's it! Oww!
1050
01:12:26,305 --> 01:12:28,223
Hey!
1051
01:12:29,433 --> 01:12:31,435
Man!
1052
01:12:31,477 --> 01:12:33,979
Over here!
1053
01:12:35,731 --> 01:12:38,525
- [ Groaning ]
- [ Kevin Laughing ]
1054
01:12:42,571 --> 01:12:44,781
- Hi, Mommy.
- [ Gasps ]
1055
01:13:00,797 --> 01:13:03,425
- Yes!
- [ Clicking Buttons ]
1056
01:13:03,509 --> 01:13:06,303
See ya. Door, open!
1057
01:13:06,386 --> 01:13:08,305
[ Grinding ]
1058
01:13:15,813 --> 01:13:19,983
Natalie, you go get the royals. I'm
gonna go back and check on Kevin.
1059
01:13:20,067 --> 01:13:23,445
- What, now?
- Yeah, some thing's up. I can sense it.
1060
01:13:23,487 --> 01:13:28,325
- Maybe you have to be a parent.
- That's not fair. You know how much I care about kids.
1061
01:13:28,367 --> 01:13:31,203
How much do you
care about my kid?
1062
01:13:34,081 --> 01:13:35,874
Taxi!
1063
01:13:38,293 --> 01:13:40,879
Kevin? Are you all right?
1064
01:13:47,886 --> 01:13:49,847
[ Grunting ]
1065
01:13:57,855 --> 01:13:59,773
[ Horn Honking ]
1066
01:14:03,777 --> 01:14:07,281
Mom, do you think you could slow down
a little bit? Kevin's probably fine.
1067
01:14:07,364 --> 01:14:09,491
You just keep an eye
out for cops, okay?
1068
01:14:09,575 --> 01:14:14,121
All right, Vera. Go check out the living
room. See if he's in there, all right?
1069
01:14:14,204 --> 01:14:16,373
God! I can't believe this.
1070
01:14:16,456 --> 01:14:20,711
I should a gone to college. Two years, could
a been a dental technician. Two years!
1071
01:14:20,794 --> 01:14:23,297
Marv! He's in the bedroom!
1072
01:14:23,338 --> 01:14:26,133
- Mom?
- Get him!
1073
01:14:29,011 --> 01:14:30,971
Door, open.
1074
01:14:41,315 --> 01:14:43,233
Got ya.
1075
01:14:53,118 --> 01:14:56,038
Uuh! Gaah!
1076
01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:59,458
Aah!
1077
01:14:59,541 --> 01:15:01,668
Ooh!
1078
01:15:01,752 --> 01:15:03,921
Door, close.
1079
01:15:08,675 --> 01:15:10,844
- Hey, Molly!
- Get in there!
1080
01:15:15,140 --> 01:15:18,811
- Marv, honey. You in there?
- [ Beeps ]
1081
01:15:18,894 --> 01:15:22,523
- Shut up, Vera!
- Well, okay. I was just trying to...
1082
01:15:22,564 --> 01:15:26,401
- Shut up, you moron.
- Hey, I'm no moron, you jerk.
1083
01:15:26,485 --> 01:15:29,404
- Shut up, ya bag!
- Door, open!
1084
01:15:35,285 --> 01:15:37,371
- What's wrong with you?
- What's wrong with you?
1085
01:15:37,454 --> 01:15:39,998
I ain't no bag. And you know
what? You ain't no genius!
1086
01:15:40,082 --> 01:15:42,209
- Vera, honey...
- No! Don't "Vera, honey" me!
1087
01:15:42,292 --> 01:15:45,003
- Honey...
- You're not even as smart as this kid, who, in case you hadn't noticed...
1088
01:15:45,087 --> 01:15:46,713
is totally kicking our butts!
1089
01:15:46,797 --> 01:15:49,675
Well, from now on,
I am my own boss!
1090
01:15:49,716 --> 01:15:52,845
- Vera. Vera, honey...
- Don't " honey" me!
1091
01:15:52,886 --> 01:15:55,389
Pumpkin. Pumpkin.
1092
01:15:55,472 --> 01:15:59,893
Marv! Forget about her! Get the kid!
I'll be outta here in a few minutes.
1093
01:15:59,935 --> 01:16:02,020
[ Buzzing ]
1094
01:16:07,526 --> 01:16:09,486
[ Thuds, Buzzing Stops ]
1095
01:16:10,445 --> 01:16:13,157
Oh!
1096
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:15,450
[ Chuckling ]
1097
01:16:15,534 --> 01:16:18,036
Whoa!
1098
01:16:18,120 --> 01:16:20,372
[ Yelping ]
1099
01:16:24,001 --> 01:16:26,003
[ Both Groaning ]
1100
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:34,720
Hey! Hey!
1101
01:16:34,803 --> 01:16:36,972
Open sesame.
1102
01:16:37,055 --> 01:16:40,392
- Well, get a load of that.
- Holy majolie!
1103
01:16:42,436 --> 01:16:47,483
Come on, Vera! All
right! Come on out, kid!
1104
01:16:47,566 --> 01:16:49,818
Ah! All right.
1105
01:16:49,902 --> 01:16:52,863
- Open bar. Open bookshelf.
- [ Buzzes ]
1106
01:16:52,905 --> 01:16:55,824
Open... Open book-bar.
Open book-bar-shelf.
1107
01:16:55,908 --> 01:16:59,286
- Open... Open book-bar-thing.
- Open sesame.
1108
01:16:59,369 --> 01:17:01,371
That's stupid. Whoa!
1109
01:17:01,455 --> 01:17:04,291
- Who's stupid now, stupid?
- Hey, come on. Just get off me, all right?
1110
01:17:04,374 --> 01:17:06,752
[ Marv ] I'm gonna take
care of everything.
1111
01:17:06,793 --> 01:17:08,795
Bar, revolve sesame.
1112
01:17:08,879 --> 01:17:11,131
[ Marv ] Watch this. It's
all gonna be fine.
1113
01:17:11,215 --> 01:17:13,675
- Bar, stop.
- Oh! It's going faster!
1114
01:17:13,759 --> 01:17:17,054
Yeah, I know, Vera. I
know it's going faster.
1115
01:17:17,137 --> 01:17:20,724
- Speed faster sesame.
- Okay. The wife's not feeling...
1116
01:17:22,351 --> 01:17:25,312
Faster sesame!
1117
01:17:26,980 --> 01:17:32,319
- [ Panicked Yelling ]
- Maximum speed sesame.
1118
01:17:34,238 --> 01:17:36,698
[Kevin Laughing]
1119
01:17:40,202 --> 01:17:42,204
Stop sesame. [ Gasps ]
1120
01:17:53,966 --> 01:17:56,510
[ Screaming ]
1121
01:17:59,596 --> 01:18:01,598
Nice jump, Marv.
1122
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:03,767
[ Groaning ]
1123
01:18:12,276 --> 01:18:15,070
Ohh! [ Gasping ]
1124
01:18:17,573 --> 01:18:19,867
Oof!
1125
01:18:33,505 --> 01:18:36,967
Merry Christmas to all,
and to all a good night.
1126
01:18:37,050 --> 01:18:39,470
- Good night. Aah!
- [ Kevin Gasps ]
1127
01:18:41,930 --> 01:18:45,309
- Mr. Prescott!
- At your service.
1128
01:18:45,392 --> 01:18:48,187
- Boy, am I glad to see you.
- [ Chuckles ]
1129
01:18:48,270 --> 01:18:51,940
- Perhaps we should call the police.
- Good idea, Mr. Prescott.
1130
01:18:52,024 --> 01:18:54,860
Just " Prescott" to you.
1131
01:18:57,154 --> 01:18:59,156
" Prescott"!
1132
01:19:08,665 --> 01:19:11,418
- I thought you said you weren't worried.
- I don't know.
1133
01:19:11,502 --> 01:19:14,713
I just had a feeling.
1134
01:19:14,796 --> 01:19:17,591
- [ Marv, Vera Gasping ]
- [ Peter ] Kevin!
1135
01:19:17,633 --> 01:19:20,219
Dad!
1136
01:19:20,302 --> 01:19:22,971
- Mom!
- Mom?
1137
01:19:23,055 --> 01:19:25,474
- Who are they?
- Uh-oh!
1138
01:19:25,557 --> 01:19:27,768
- Let's get outta here!
- Around the back!
1139
01:19:27,810 --> 01:19:30,103
- We're on it. Let's go!
- Kevin!
1140
01:19:40,113 --> 01:19:42,074
Ooh-ooh!
1141
01:19:43,116 --> 01:19:45,077
Yes!
1142
01:19:46,829 --> 01:19:48,997
- Uuh!
- Yeah! Way to go, guys!
1143
01:19:49,081 --> 01:19:50,999
[Kate ] Kevin!
1144
01:19:52,668 --> 01:19:55,963
- Kevin!
- Mom!
1145
01:19:56,046 --> 01:19:58,423
- Oh, honey! I'm so glad you're all right.
- Ohh!
1146
01:19:58,465 --> 01:20:01,218
- I am now!
- I'm so sorry I didn't believe you.
1147
01:20:01,301 --> 01:20:04,012
- Mmm!
- [ Prescott Clears Throat ]
1148
01:20:04,096 --> 01:20:06,557
The police have been summoned.
1149
01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:08,976
I've got lots of fun
planned for your stay.
1150
01:20:09,059 --> 01:20:13,063
Can we go to Wrigley Field? And the
aquarium? Do you have any kids?
1151
01:20:13,147 --> 01:20:18,485
No. But I promise we'll
have a very exciting time.
1152
01:20:18,569 --> 01:20:21,488
- [ Sirens Wailing ]
- Cool!
1153
01:20:27,286 --> 01:20:29,913
- Oh, come on. No, prison's not so bad.
- Oh, yeah?
1154
01:20:29,997 --> 01:20:32,958
- Yeah. On Thursdays you get Salisbury steak.
- Yeah, I know about prison.
1155
01:20:33,041 --> 01:20:35,085
- That's where I met you.
- Calm down. Calm down.
1156
01:20:35,169 --> 01:20:37,129
- You calm down.
- Women, eh?
1157
01:20:37,212 --> 01:20:39,464
- Yeah.
- Hey, don't touch me.
1158
01:20:42,968 --> 01:20:46,805
- Peter! What's he done now?
- Well, he saved the day, that's what.
1159
01:20:46,847 --> 01:20:49,975
You should be thanking him.
1160
01:20:50,058 --> 01:20:53,228
Molly? What in the
world is going on?
1161
01:20:53,312 --> 01:20:57,274
It seems they were gonna kidnap the prince.
Best we can gather, she's the boss.
1162
01:20:57,316 --> 01:21:00,527
She's my maid. I'm her boss!
1163
01:21:00,611 --> 01:21:03,071
Well, looks like you're gonna
have to find a new maid.
1164
01:21:03,155 --> 01:21:06,783
And a new butler, I'm afraid.
1165
01:21:07,701 --> 01:21:10,287
- I resign.
- Resign?
1166
01:21:10,370 --> 01:21:12,331
But... why?
1167
01:21:12,372 --> 01:21:17,127
Because as a wise young man
once said, " Life's too short."
1168
01:21:18,045 --> 01:21:21,757
Peter, do something.
1169
01:21:24,218 --> 01:21:27,721
All right. Here goes.
1170
01:21:27,805 --> 01:21:32,601
Natalie, I think I mistook...
1171
01:21:32,684 --> 01:21:35,813
infatuation
and excitement for love.
1172
01:21:35,854 --> 01:21:39,983
Look, this... This is
your world. It's not mine.
1173
01:21:40,025 --> 01:21:43,278
The whole time I was here, all
I did was miss my family.
1174
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:45,572
I'm in love with
my wife and kids...
1175
01:21:45,656 --> 01:21:48,575
and I belong with them.
1176
01:21:48,659 --> 01:21:52,996
And I wanna come home. I mean, I understand
if you need time to think about it.
1177
01:21:54,790 --> 01:21:56,959
Mom?
1178
01:22:00,587 --> 01:22:02,506
- Oh!
- [ Crying ]
1179
01:22:02,589 --> 01:22:04,550
- I love you.
- I love you.
1180
01:22:06,260 --> 01:22:10,222
Young man, how are we ever going
to show you our gratitude?
1181
01:22:10,305 --> 01:22:13,308
Would your family like to spend
Christmas with our family?
1182
01:22:13,392 --> 01:22:15,811
That sounds cool.
1183
01:22:15,853 --> 01:22:17,938
- Is that okay?
- [ Chuckles ] Yes.
1184
01:22:18,021 --> 01:22:20,566
You're going to be with them?
1185
01:22:20,649 --> 01:22:24,236
Today? On Christmas?
1186
01:22:24,319 --> 01:22:27,156
[ Crying ]
1187
01:22:27,197 --> 01:22:30,075
[ Panting ]
1188
01:22:31,702 --> 01:22:34,329
Thank you.
1189
01:22:35,873 --> 01:22:39,001
♪ - Music, on. ♪
♪ - [ Christmasy ] ♪
1190
01:22:40,669 --> 01:22:43,422
Snow, fall.
1191
01:22:43,505 --> 01:22:46,049
Ha ha! Hey!
1192
01:22:46,133 --> 01:22:48,760
I knew this was gonna be
the best Christmas ever!
1193
01:22:48,844 --> 01:22:51,138
[ All Exclaiming ]
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