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Oh, my God. Thank you so much for letting me fucking come over. Hey, big

brother. Hi.

I'm so sorry. I can't believe that they kicked you out.

I know.

I don't know what the fuck their problem is, you know? Like, I've been,

honestly, I've been kind of fucking up at mom and dad. Yeah.

I've just been partying too much, and I haven't had a job in months and stuff.

At least you recognize, like, you have these issues. You're trying to work on

them.

Like, you're not just going to come over to my house and do that. They barely

let me even pack. Look, I have a few fucking changes of clothes here.

That's crazy. Well, good thing you have me.

I know. Best sister ever. You're the best. Love you.

Yes. Thank you so much. I'm not trying to intrude.

Well, so actually, my boyfriend is coming over later, so that's a thing.

like, I think that it should be fine if you want to hang out on the couch. Like,

please, make yourself at home.

Help yourself do whatever's in the fridge. Like, come take a seat over

Let's just hang out. Okay.

Oh, my God. Thank you so much. I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

Were you busy?

I was just catching up on my journal.

What's that? Your journal? Yeah. I don't know. I got a new boyfriend, and I was

just writing about it. He's pretty great.

Oh, really? What's his name?

His name's Justin.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. Is he here?

No, he's not here yet.

He'll be here soon, though. I'm sure you'll like him. He's great.

Oh, he lives here with you? He doesn't live here. He stays here sometimes.

Same as you, apparently. But actually, let's talk more about you.

Okay. What happened at mom and dad's? Why haven't you had a job? Are you

for... Honestly, I mean, I've been kind of taking advantage of them. I haven't

really been looking for any work or anything. I mean, I'm going to, I

Are you going to go back to school?

Or, like, what do you want to do?

I have no idea.

All I know is I need to get a job.

Right away. I need to make some money. Yeah, you do.

I'm sorry, but I'll sleep on the couch, you know? The couch is fine, but also, I

mean, we've got a spare room. I don't mind. Actually, do... I'm going to make

sure you've got fresh towels and fresh sheets.

And seriously, help yourself to some food. Are you sure?

Because... Just make yourself at home. You are my brother, and I love you, and

got you. I can always go to a friend's house and just... Cracked on the floor.

Oh, yeah. You want to go cross with your friends. Well, not really. I just don't

want to intrude on you. You've always been so nice. I think mom and dad would

happiest knowing you came and were with me, too.

So, it's no big deal. Just hang out. I'll be right back, okay?

Okay. Thank you. I appreciate it so much.

I love you.

I love you, too.

I wonder what she writes in here.

Is there a diary?

My biggest sex fantasy is to suck my boyfriend's dick while I'm blindfolded.

What?

Blindfolded? Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. What a freak.

That's a long, good message.

Justin.

Hey, babe, I'll be home soon. Can't wait to have fun tonight.

I want you to fuck my face while I'm blindfolded. Oh, shit.

Damn.

Wow.

Oh, hey.

Hey. Okay, so Justin's going to be over here soon.

Uh -huh. I don't care what you do in this house. Like, seriously, there's

lasagna in the fridge.

There is a bunch of stuff on the TV. Like, seriously, help yourself.

Oh, my God, you're the best.

I will freak out on you. if you mess with me and my boyfriend, okay? I just

want, like, a good night with him. I'm also super tired. I've got work in the

morning. Oh, yeah, don't. Make yourself at home. I won't bother you guys. Yeah,

don't mess with me. I promise you I won't. Thank you so much. Oh, my God.

I love you. You're a lifesaver. Take care of yourself. You have to just go

a job tomorrow.

I will, I promise. I'm going to get online right now and start applying to

places. Okay, but there's also lasagna in there, too.

Okay, thank you so much, Jamie. I love you. All right, good night.

Good night.

You forgot your journal.

Good night.

That feels nice.

Baby, is that you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

my God,

yes, please.

That's a nice way to wake up.

I'm blindfolded, baby.

It's a sticky one.

No.

than usual.

and go clean up, babe.

Listen, I'm sorry. I know you're busy. I'm not trying to bother you.

But I didn't really have any dinner last night.

I left your lasagna in the fridge. I know. I just... I mean, it sounds really

dumb, but I don't know how to use the oven.

You never learned how to use the oven?

I don't want... I don't know how... It's frozen. I don't want to... I don't want

to burn your plate down.

Okay, not the frozen lasagna. The other lasagna.

It's okay. I guess I can... Yeah, can you please... I'm...

Do you mean adult?

Yeah. Can you please?

I mean, just heat me up a piece.

I mean, I'm like in the middle of my yoga stretch, but I guess. My stomach is

like fucking talking to me. I guess I can take care of you, brother. My ribs

touching right now.

Yeah? Yeah.

You're going to die from skin and bones. I am.

Please. Come on.

Oh, my God. You're the best. Thank you.

Well, I mean, if you don't know how to work an oven.

No, it's not that. I just don't want to burn your place down. What if I overcook

it? Burn it.

I appreciate you respecting my space.

I'm trying to burn your shit down, you know?

No worries. Your lasagna is heating up now. Thank you. And I've got it on a

timer. Just so you know, in the future, if you read the box, it says, like, how

long. You can put the timer on, okay? Okay.

I'm sorry.

Next time I'll read the instructions.

Listen, though.

You want to talk about what happened last night?

What do you mean?

Like, actually, yeah.

I don't know what happened to my boyfriend. I thought he came over last

for a bit.

But then, like, he wasn't here this morning, and I can't get a hold of him

his phone.

I think he might be cheating on me, but... I mean, he came over, right?

Like... Listen.

Okay.

I got a confession to make.

Oh God, what'd you do?

I don't think your boyfriend came home last night.

What do you mean?

That was me in the bedroom with you.

You snuck into my room and... Yeah, you gave me a blowjob.

You're my stepbrother.

What the fuck were you thinking? Dude, I let you into my house. No wonder mom

and dad kicked you out.

Before you freak out. You're my stepbrother. I know.

My stepbrother?

Well, listen. I mean, you seemed like you were really into it. I mean, it's

one of my major fantasies. I was just writing about it in my journal.

Did you enjoy it?

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yeah. It's okay. I mean, listen. You're my stepson, but we're not blood related.

Oh, my God. I've never seen this.

You liked it, though.

I mean, yeah, because it was, like, it's been my fantasy for, like, ever. I

really wanted to do that. I thought, oh, my God, it makes so much sense, because

I was like, your dick feels so much bigger than usual.

Oh, my God, you have a... So you think I have a big dick?

That's not embarrassing.

Oh, my God, I cannot believe I just blew my stepbrother.

Was it fun, though?

What do you think? Didn't it look... I was having a great time when I was in

but, like, now I'm, like... What's the big deal?

Your boyfriend didn't even come home last night. I know. Obviously doesn't

a shit.

I can't believe he's acting like that. I really like that guy.

But, no, I'm pretty sure he's cheating on me. Well, at least I got my revenge.

Ugh, God, it feels so weird, though. Like, you're... Don't feel weird about

I shouldn't have these kinds of...

feeling towards anything on your body that... What kind of feeling?

I don't know. It was a nice fucking... I shouldn't say anything else. No, no.

Tell me. Come on. We're both adults. Come on. You have a really, really nice

penis. Like, a really... Like, oh, my God. It felt so good in my fucking

But we can't do this again. Like, this isn't... Really? You don't... You

wouldn't want to do it again?

Well, do you want to do it again?

What do you think?

Oh, my God.

I mean, come on.

I bet you your pussy was all wet last night.

Did you dream about it? Did you have a wet dream?

Get out of my head.

It was so fucking nice, dude. Oh, my God. It was, like, literally exactly

wanted in my mouth.

All right, well, I mean, I don't see what the big deal is.

No one's going to find out. Fucking naughty.

But you like, look, you're laughing about it now. You're not even mad about

Fuck, this is so weird for me. I never thought I would be into my stepbrother.

Fuck. What are you thinking about, huh?

I'm thinking about your fucking cock right now.

Oh, yeah?

Are you hired for me?

Maybe. Yeah?

You want to find out?

Well, what else are you doing this morning?

I know, right?

Look at you. You look so fucking sexy. I was looking at you stretching.

I knew you were checking me out. Because you were popping out of your shirt.

Well, I mean, what else are they going to do?

Fuck. This is my home. I'm allowed to be naked. Of course.

And express myself with my titties.

Damn, those are so nice.

Yeah, you were feeling all over him last night. I know.

Can I feel him right now?

You want to follow me into the room and fuck me?

I mean, just until the timer goes off and the lasagna... Oh, my God.

Fuck, yes.

This is my fucking fantasy right here.

Fuck, yeah, let's go, too. Oh, my God.

Fuck, I can't believe we're actually doing this. This is so hot. Yeah, I can

hear you.

There it is.

I want

to

fuck you just like this

Thank you.

Oh, my boyfriend.

Take all of you.

I'm frightened.

What's going on? I'm sorry you had to hear that.

I don't know what to do right now. What happened?

He was cheating on me. I told you I thought he was, but that was the

confirmation of it. I'm sorry.

I can see you're upset.

He would have just talked to me, but I don't know what happened.

I don't know what I could have done.

I'm just really glad you're here right now.

How did you find out he was cheating on you?

Okay, well, the other night when he wasn't... When he was supposed to come

Yeah. And I thought it was him, not you.

Yeah.

Um... Where had you been?

He was with that other girl.

Oh, damn.

I know.

Listen.

Yeah.

I know what you're going through, okay? Yeah, it's horrible. It sucks.

But... Like, what did I do to...

I want to key his car or something.

I'm such a... Okay, first of all, you're beautiful. You're sexy as hell. Like,

he doesn't deserve you.

You know, I'm sure whoever he cheated on you with is not as hot as you are.

You should know your own worth.

Like, you... Probably for the best.

He sounds like a dickhead.

Like a shithead.

I feel 180 pounds lighter without him, but at the same time, it's like, what

I do to deserve to be treated like that? Like, I just, like, I want to get him

back, you know?

Like, I don't... Well,

like, I don't deserve to be treated like that.

I don't... Well, does he still have his stuff here?

His clothes?

Yeah, I think he's got, like, a little glass bowl and, like... Well, why don't

we... He's got a couple of things here. Why don't we do this? Why don't we...

Pack up all his shit.

Fucking throw it on the street.

Right?

Change the lock.

Does he have keys?

Definitely. I forgot.

Fuck. Okay, yeah. Don't break up with someone over the phone because you need

get your keys back. Change the lock.

And damn.

Okay. This is going to sound crazy, but.

What?

I know how to get him back big time.

Oh, yeah?

Why don't we make a sex tape?

Send it to him.

I kind of love that, but, like, I mean.

Come on, I dare you. Come on. You dare me. I dare you.

Okay.

Challenge me, I dare you, then.

He's going to flip the fuck out. I mean, who am I going to make a sex tape with?

You? Yeah, me, of course.

I won't show my face. Oh, my God. He doesn't know it's his stepbrother, but

in a shitted... He's in a shitted pants.

I bet you he's going to start blowing your phone up, begging you to let...

I want you back, you know?

And by that point, it's going to be too late.

It's already too late. He fucking... You're right. Okay.

Let's do it.

I've never really made a sex tape before.

How do you... Do you have a camera? Do you have, like... I mean, we can use...

Yeah, we can use... Like, a phone or something? Okay.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm so nervous.

It's not a big deal. We'll just put the camera, you know, we'll set it up

somewhere, and then we'll just, you know, fuck our brains out.

All right. This is a really good fuck you to him. You're right.

You're brilliant.

All right. Oh, my gosh. So, yeah, let's just make sure. What should I wear?

Should I just be naked? Oh, my God. I'm so excited. Let's go make a sex tape.

Yeah, let's go do it. And we've got to change these locks, remember.

Oh. my god okay yeah okay i think it's recording yeah yeah yeah is that red

light yeah all right well hi justin this is for you

Whoa.

So much bigger than me.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Going handheld.

Almost feels like a real sex tape.

It's on again? Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

It's all tight. Actually,

though, I'm so fucking tight.

Oh, my God. You're making it come a good night anyway.

Don't worry.

Fuck, stretch me out.

Just get in front of me.

Okay.

Yes.

Yes.

Looking all my come off your pot.

really hope you like this fucking tape.

Fuck. Why don't we send it to him?

And let's change the locks.

Definitely, let's change the locks. Oh my god.