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What the hell are you doing here, man?

She was supposed to pick up my kid.

She was supposed to be at my house like an hour ago.

Today? Yeah.

My wife called.

She didn't show up. My wife didn't even go to work.

I don't know.

Oh, hi.

Hi. Hi.

Yeah.

What's going on?

You guys told me.

Supposed to pick her kids up. Yeah.

Double booked.

Apparently you were supposed to be at his house a few hours ago, and you were

supposed to be at my house an hour ago. My wife wasn't even able to go to work

today. Oh, my gosh. I had to leave work. That was today?

Yes, it was today.

Oh, my gosh.

It's not funny.

What are you laughing for?

No, I'm just like completely shocked right now because I forgot.

You forgot?

About both of us? And you double booked us? You double booked and you forgot?

Come on.

You're supposed to be running a business here. I prepaid for this.

Holy cow, guys. I just, I thought it was tomorrow.

Both of us for tomorrow?

How do you double book and think it's tomorrow?

I mean, look guys, I'm just, I'm really new at this and it's a lot.

Who, who?

What do you want me to tell you?

Jesus fuck. You made an obligation.

There's no excuse.

Look, guys, you were being really aggressive, and I'm not going to do this

front porch, so how about we take this inside?

So, Willow, right?

Yeah.

What's going on?

Look, I really apologize for this mix -up. I've just been having a lot going

A lot of new things happening in my life, and it completely slipped my mind.

I just, I guess this babysitting stuff is not cut out for me.

Well, I mean, you're an adult now.

You have to, you have responsibilities.

Yeah.

I'm sorry, guys. I don't, I don't know what to do. Like, how can we make this

better? I mean, that was already paid, though.

Yeah, y 'all did.

You're obviously not watching the kids.

No.

Look, guys.

Y 'all are here.

You're in my house.

I mean, there's got to be something we can work out.

We got a couple ideas.

Really? Yeah.

How do you feel about older guys?

They're cool.

They're cool. Yeah, I mean.

She said they're cool.

She's going to find out how cool they are.

Whoa. What are y 'all thinking?

Well, have you ever dated?

Have you ever dated any older guys?

Are you serious? That's a personal question.

Not really. Why?

What's the oldest guy you ever dated?

Whoa. Um, like, almost 30s?

Almost 30s.

Hmm. You're pretty young to be almost 30s. I guess that's older for her.

Yeah. That older guy you dated, did he like it when you wore panties or didn't

wear panties?

What are you talking about?

Um, looks like you don't like to wear panties.

Oh, my God.

I did not mean for that to happen.

I was giving off the wrong signals, guys. I'm sorry.

I don't think it was giving off the wrong signals at all, Phoebe. I think

sometimes our subconscious gets into the things that we want and what we

want to do.

What are you trying to say?

I think that your body is...

Telling us we can maintain a good business relationship. What do you

Mike? I agree.

I mean, what you're saying is if we do it, things will be good between us?

Yeah. I mean, that sounds like a good compromise to me.

And nothing will be said after this, right?

No, no. No reason to drag it out.

Have you ever had two guys at once?

Wait. Two you guys at the same time? Time? Uh, I don't know.

Well, we only have so much time, and we're both trying to make this business

work for you.

Guys, y 'all are serious right now, right?

Yeah.

I mean, I haven't had you guys at once, no, but... I'm sure you've thought about

it, right? Yeah, I think you've enjoyed it.

Well, to me...

I'm sure you want to keep the business going.

I do.

Yeah, this is how you're paying for college, right?

Yeah, exactly.

Well, here's the thing.

You give us what it is that we're going for, you get a new experience, we'll

leave some good reviews for you, and I'll tell you what, as long as you

your schedule, you can keep watching my kids.

Really? Yeah, I mean, we're just right down the block, so that's a nice, easy

job for you.

Hmm. I mean... Keep the business going.

Keep the business going. Have that cash.

I might even throw in a bonus for you if you maintain your schedule.

I mean... Be like today never happened.

Alrighty, guys.

That doesn't sound too bad.

Alright, well get your ass down here.

Are you ready?

I guess.

Is something a little new here?

Yeah, it's very new.

Let's see how hard you want to work to keep this job.

I know I already have, but y 'all sure?

Mm -hmm.

You're going to be all right.

Let me see. Oh, yeah.

Feels like you're sure.

Heck.

Hehehe

Oh my god.

I'm trying to say she hadn't done this before.

I think you're way too overdressed for this position.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God.

I've got to get this up.

Yeah.

Let's get this up another way. Oh, my God.

Get yourself in.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this.

You gotta work to keep this job, baby.

You gotta work to keep this job.

Come

on,

get your dick.

There's no rest.

You want a good review, right?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

What are you doing? Shut your dick.

Shut my dick.

Don't look at me. Shut that dick.

Fucking stroke that cock like it's like that.

That's a good little stroke.

Fucking flowering mess you are.

Look at your eyes.

Absolutely. Get that fucking... Get that fucking... Oh, look up at him. Yeah.

That's a good little fucking baby. So sweet.

Fuck that pretty face. Fuck that pretty face.

Look at that pretty mess you are.

That's the sound of it.

Hmm.

There, right there, you can focus on that.

Oh, you're just gonna fucking... Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my god.

Oh, no.

That's it.

You know what I'm saying?

Does that pussy juice taste good?

So good.

You want that good review I think, huh?

Oh, my God.

Fucking getting it, girl. Goddamn.

Holy fuck.

Oh, my God.

You do better. I'll take care of your face.

I'll take care of your face.

Keep it nice and full.

Keep it nice and full.

Thank you.

Beautiful up.

Oh.

Give me that pretty fucking face.

Give me that face.

Oh, fuck.

Bring her on the deck, baby.

Work that fucking fuck.

Show us what you got.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Uh -huh.

You look fucking beautiful.

You look fucking beautiful.

God,

that ass looks good.

God damn, that ass looks good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

You want it down your throat? Is that what you want, huh?

Oh, fuck.

Goddamn, that has to do it. I think I need a piece of it.

Yeah.

That's fucking beautiful. That's right here.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, my fuck, yes.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, my God.

That's fucking beautiful.

Give her what she wants.

Give her what she wants.

Isn't that pretty sight?

Fuck yeah

So they're digging a hole.

You ready for some more, huh?

Yeah, oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

You want to try that pussy out?

Yeah, I can.

Over here.

That's it. Fuck that pussy, dude.

Oh, yeah, I'm tired.

I'm a good baby, so.

You too.

Well...

like this you're going to be quite successful.

So Monday next week, what's your availability?

I need to breathe in.

Same time next week?

Yeah. I need you at like 3.

Wait. I can't see you guys at the same time.

I don't know.

I got her at 3.

No, I got her at 3.

We both got her at 3. Yeah.

Wait, Oliver.

It's a babysit. No.