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Xena XXX An Exquisite Films Parody

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Hold!

You know, Xena, I'm really looking forward to spending time with you.

Just you and me.

While no one's trying to kill us right now.

I know, Gabrielle.

But tales of someone hustling local villagers at cards...

Sounds just like Autolycus, and...

we need to go check it out.

I know.

I know you're right.

I'm just disappointed.

We'll have our time, Gabrielle, don't worry.

Come on.

I don't think we should play another hand.

We just can't afford to lose anymore.

She's right.

Our husbands will be quite angry with us.

Ladies, ladies, you can't afford to stop playing now.

I couldn't possibly win another round.

Come on.

I'll give you both two to one odds on the next hand.

You know, I think my luck is changing.

Mine too.

I think you're in trouble this time, Autolycus.

I hope I am.

What are the odds, ladies?

I'm sorry.

That's unbelievable.

You must have won like ten hands in a row.

It's more like thirteen.

But that's irrelevant.

Time to pay up.

But... we don't have anything left.

But with the gods as our witnesses, we will pay you.

It'll just take some time.

There's no credit here, ladies.

Looks like we're going to have to go talk to your husbands.

Wait!

Isn't there something we could do?

What do you have in mind?

Well...

Maybe we could... work off our debt.

If you're thinking what I'm thinking...

I... think we have a deal.

You girls smell so clean.

Even though we're dirty little whores, huh?

Oh, yeah... Dirty little bar wench.

Yes.

Where did she go?

She's behind you!

She should be here by now.

She is going to be right there.

She's a fast one.

Wait a second.

Yeah... what?

You [???]

How ridiculous. Just get down there.

But, you understand, I have sex with...

A [???]

I've had sex with queens.

That's crazy.

Yeah, I want you next time.

Yes, fuck those fingers.

Oh, yeah, look at this.

My turn? Yeah?

Oh, yeah, you're so fucking dirty and look different.

She likes watching you lick my asshole.

Oh, you want me to fucking pussy all over your face?

Oh, you are good at that.

Let's see what you have.

Look at that fucking bulge in your pants.

Yeah, let me see those eyes.

Put your tits together.

Oh, [???]

You're wearing... you wear a lot.

Just stick it in there.

I need you fuck me bad.

You want my pussy? Yes?

Yeah, you love I put pussy on your little face.

Get your head up.

Oh my god, that was so good.

Oh yeah, [???] with your fingers.

Fuck, fuck, I'm gonna cum. Don't stop.

Oh yeah, put your cock in my pussy.

Put that fucking cock.

Oh my god, I'm gonna cum in no time.

That's just so good.

You're gonna want to see those lips all over.

Yeah, see those lips.

You're gonna fuck me [???]

Oh my god, that pussy is so fucking [???].

You actually put that in there.

Sorry.

Make up your mind.

Keep fucking her.

- I spread that pussy wide open for you? - Oh yes.

Oh, yeah, she likes that cock all the way.

I want you to spill all over her.

You want fucking cum?

Yeah, yeah, give it to me.

Come on, bring that fucking face up.

Bring your face over here.

Bring your face over here.

Yeah, give it to her.

Get down, get down.

You dirty whores.

So, we're all made up, right?

Well, there we are.

Do you want to get played?

Uh, no.

That's fine with me.

- I think we're good. - Yeah.

Okay, Ares.

What is it that you want?

Are you aware of what your son, Cupid,

is doing down there on Earth?

No, I wasn't aware, but he's a god as well.

I don't think it's any of your concern.

Is that so?

Perhaps we should see what Zeus thinks about that.

Uh, no, wait, wait.

Wait.

Can't we work something out?

I am the god of war,

and your spell will not last long on me.

I will give you one mortal day

to retrieve your son, Cupid, before I go to Zeus...

...if you give yourself to me.

Hmm.

Ares, I will show you that love is stronger than war.

Show me...

...how powerful love is.

Don't I always?

We'll see about that.

Mm-hmm.

I will see about that.

Yeah, that's good.

Yeah, jerk me off the [???]

Oh, God.

That's it. That's good.

See you don't need to tell Zeus, do you?

I can wait.

Oh, my God, that feels so good.

Oh, my God, that feels so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, that feels so good.

Yeah, yes, right there.

Yes, right there.

Oh, that's it.

Yeah, oh, that's good.

Oh that's good.

Why don't you sit down and let me make you happy?

Oh, gosh, this is so good.

Oh, my gosh, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, God. It's all good.

- Is a goddess' pussy so good? - Fuck, yes.

Right there. Don't stop.

Oh god it looks so good inside me.

Come inside this goddess pussy.

Come inside this goddess pussy.

I don't think you need to go to Zeus, Ares.

...And with help from Cupid,

Xena will be completely under my control.

And we will be unstoppable.

Okay Draco. I have two problems with that.

How are you gonna get Cupid to go along with your plan and,

do you really think a love spell from Cupid's arrow is going to work on Xena?

I've got Cupid in just where I want him.

and... if his spell will work on you, Alti,

I imagine it'll work.

Well I suppose.

Cupid, come in here my friend.

Hey, guys.

I've missed you.

I've missed you too my friend.

What's it been all of five minutes since I've seen you last?

I know ma'am it's just far too long. I love you guys.

Sheesh.

Cupid, why don't you demonstrate to Alti here, the power of your arrow.

Sure.

- You know, I really doubt that he's gonna... - Uh!

*spell tune*

You know...

I never noticed how handsome you were before.

You're more attractive than all the gods combined.

I know.

Oh, my God, you're good at that.

Oh, my God, fuck...

I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum.

You know that hotness you are?

Give it to me nice and deep just like that.

Give me that...

Give me that cock.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Oh I'm cumming... Oh my god I am cumming.

Cum for me.

Keep going. Keep going.

Your cock is a god.

Your cock is like a fucking god.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. See?

Get that ass in here.

Oh my god, oh fuck just like that. Just like that.

Come on!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh god!

Damn!

Just like that. Just like that.

In there.

Get up here. Get up.

Oh I cum!

Okay. Okay. Okay. Here I cum. Here I cum.

Yeah. I think Cupid's arrow will work just fine.

Hello, Aphrodite.

What do you want now?

Oh, Hercules...

Why does something have to be up just because I summoned my favorite brother?

Come on, Aphrodite.

We both know that you want something.

Well, there is something...

And I wouldn't summon you if it wasn't super important.

I'm afraid to ask.

Well, it's Cupid...

He's causing problems on Earth, and Ares is going to tell Zeus.

He's a god. I'm sure he can take care of himself.

But you're his favorite uncle. He looks up to you.

Yeah...

Well, I'm going to be going. I have to tend to more pressing matters.

Okay. I hope Xena's going to be okay...

Xena?

What does this thing with Cupid have to do with her?

Oh, I'm sure you'll find out. You better hurry.

If you're lying, I'll be back.

Xena! Gabrielle!

You've come all this way just to see me?

Autolycus: tales of you hustling the villagers has come a great ways.

They're about to retaliate.

We're here to save you from yourself.

Well, I appreciate your concerns, ladies, but...

I like it here. I think I'll be just fine.

Xena!

There's nothing as you so predictable.

So you're here to see me?

Look, you brought an Ulti with you. What's that got to do with an Ulti?

An Amazon doing the bidding of this warlord...

You're just cutting your whole race.

I left the Amazons a long time ago,

and you should be worrying about other things.

Like what?

Like what you're going to do when Xena leaves you.

Now, Cupid!

Oh, shit.

Sorry, boss. Obviously the lines [???] didn't see my aim.

I think you did just fine.

Come on, let's go.

Wait for me! Wait for me!

Gabrielle!

Not so fast, Xena.

You have to go through me first.

Well... if there was ever a time to walk away from two angry vaginas...

...it would be right now.

See you later, gang.

Gabrielle!

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Oh my goodness.

I'm going to make you feel like the God you really are.

Oh, that's great.

I just hope I can remember this in the morning.

I want to worship cock.

- [???] cock? - Yes.

I want you so bad, Cupid.

Come inside me.

Put your cock inside me.

Hmm Cupid, yes.

Yes, you're so good, Cupid.

I feel so good deep inside me.

[???] coming out of your cock.

I'm gonna love you, I'm just gonna love you.

Oh my gosh, right there, I'm gonna cum.

Oh my gosh, yes, you make me cum again.

You make my fucking pussy cum again.

Come here.

Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop.

Wait there, wait there.

I'm coming again.

I feel so fucking good,

I feel so good.

Slam that fucking pussy.

I'm gonna see that cock

Right there! Right there! Right there!

Oh, right there!

[???]

I'm going to sit on [???].

I'm going to ride that clock.

So good, nice and slow on that cock.

Fuck me.

Oh, shit!

Yes, that feels so fucking good.

Oh my gosh

I wanna make myself fucking cum over here, my gosh.

Keep it, keep it, keep it.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Oh my gosh, it's just making me keep cumming.

Oh my gosh, I'm just gonna keep cumming all over you.

Oh no.

Oh, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop.

Don't stop.

Oh my god, it's there, it's there, it's there.

Fuck me, yes, yes.

Right there, right there, right there.

Fuck the shit out of me, yes.

Oh shit.

Oh my gosh, this feels so good.

I want it, I want it, I want it.

Come on, baby, keep it.

I'm gonna cum with you.

I'm gonna come with you.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Cum for me. Cum for me.

Cum for me, pussy.

Come here.

Goddamn.

Hail the gods.

Xena?

Hercules! It's you?

It's Gabrielle.

Draco has her.

Let me guess.

He was with Cupid?

How do you know?

Aphrodite sent me to get him.

I wasn't go at first, but...

she told me he was with Draco.

And you were in trouble.

I'm just fine.

But Gabrielle...

If anything happens to her...

I'll help you find her.

She's lucky to have such a friend like you.

We'll look for her at first light, okay?

I'm lucky like you too, to have friend like you.

So strong.

Oh my gosh.

You like that?

My strong hands are stroking your big fucking cock.

Oh, my God.

I know how to love a fucking cock.

[???]

Big cock.

Big boy. I'll do it again.

Oh, my God.

[???]

[???]

My god, you're fucking my asshole.

Yes, my tight little asshole [???] fucking dick is in it.

Yes, this is so fucking good [???].

[???]

[???]

Trying to stick your fucking balls in my asshole too.

Come on, [???] like a fucking slut.

You like to see my big butt fucking whore.

Push me with your goddamn dick.

- You want I suck it again? - Yeah.

[???]

- Now sit down and let me ride your fucking dick. - Yeah.

Yes, I'm a fucking bitch.

I'm gonna warm up my fucking asshole.

I only have three fingers in... Uh... There's four.

Yeah I have four fingers in my fucking asshole I took your goddamn dick.

I think I took it all.

You're clenching on your fucking dick with my ass right now.

It's like I'm stroking you.

[???]

Open my ass a little bit.

Yeah.

Just spin it.

Oh, shit.

It's ok?

You like that, huh.

Open and close.

Open and close.

Just sucking your dick with every fucking stroke.

Just keeping it tight and making it feel my every fucking movement of my goddamn ass on your dick.

Bite my fucking nipple.

- [???] anymore. - Yeah?

[???]

[???]

I've seen how much your fucking heart turned into when you stuck it in there, haven't you?

Yeah, the sweetness and the tolerance.

All I wanted was you to hold me and caress me and then you just stuck it in me.

You took all the fucking energy out of me.

Tell me you're not killing me, dirtying me with this anymore.

Put your hand on my fucking neck.

Please?

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god, I want [???] your dick.

I want [???] your dick.

Oh my god.

You know I want to be spanked.

Do it again.

Yes, ma'am.

Thank you.

Hurt me.

Hurt me.

That's not what I asked for.

Come on.

[???] playing for me?

I don't want to hurt you.

Just let me hurt this asshole a few times.

Just like that.

Focus. Do it again.

Oh, I guess it feels so fucking good, don't stop.

Oh, you're right there, you're right there, give it, give it, give it.

Oh, fuck. I'm gonna cum.

[???]

I'm such a schmooze.

Let's go find Gabrielle.

Gabrielle!

Xena! Wait!

Xena. I'm so glad you could join our party.

Now, Cupid!

Sorry I had to crash your party.

Hercules...

I see Xena still has you fighting her battles for her.

I must say, I'm a bit disappointed.

I would never disappoint a host.

He's here for Cupid.

Are you sure?

I would find helping with our old friend here.

Hercules, thank you,

but I got this.

If you insist.

Must be taking my favorite nephew.

That's enough.

And I hope you enjoy the party.

It'll be your last.

Yeah.

It's easy enough.

You shouldn't fight.

This is the way it was meant to be.

You're right. It is.

Now the real party starts... Ouch!

Gabrielle.

Now we'll get that alone time you wanted, Gabrielle.

Just you and me.

Are you looking forward to it?

I guess.

I put us both in danger, Xena.

What if you were the one to take the arrow?

I wouldn't be able to do anything about it.

I'm a weak link.

Don't ever say that.

Don't ever think that.

It's your love that makes me stronger.

Don't you know that?

Come on.

Let's go home.

[???]

Oh, my gosh.

I've been waiting to [???] of this taste for so long.

Oh my god, it feels so good.

Oh, shit.

I like that.

[???]

Go ahead, stick it on the side.

Just like that.

Make me happy.

Even happier.

Just like that.

Oh my god.

[???]

I want to see you cum.

You got so strong.

You're so cute.

I love you.

You can be so sweet and just so bad

at the same fucking time, can't you?

Bite it.

Fuck this.

I'm just going to be a dirty girl for you.

I'm going to be a dirty girl for you.

[???] for me as a man.

Fuck this.

You have such a fucking teeth.

[???]

You're such a good girl.

[???] to bust my hole.

I don't think I'm that kind of girl.

[???]

Come on, play with me. Play with me like a little fucking toy.

Do you want to do it again?

It's fucking hot and sexy and dirty.

Oh, shit.

That's it, little girl.

I'm going to show you something else.

First...

Yeah, dirty.

You're dirty like a bitch.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

I feel so good.

Oh, it's a tickle, huh?

I'm going to play with you.

I'm going to fucking play with you.

You understand that?

Fight me.

You're so much stronger than me.

That's why I protect you.

Gosh, it feels so good.

It feels so good.

[???]

Do it again.

Oh, it's going to make me cum so fast.

Gabrielle, cum for me.

Come on.

I need your perfect body.

Oh, my gosh, I want you to cum on my face.

[???] get my big fucking pussy

That's my fate [???] to make your pussy cum.

Can you do it one more time?

One more time.

I want to cum so bad.

Right there.

Don't stop.

Gabrielle...

...I love you.

I love you.

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