Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,613 --> 00:00:10,086
Uh Mark? Why is
there a bush in the living room?
2
00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:13,928
Uh, is it a bush Tam?...
or is it a man!
3
00:00:13,928 --> 00:00:16,265
- A guy!
- Oh, what the hell is that?
4
00:00:16,332 --> 00:00:19,338
Ghillie suit.
Tactical camouflage for snipers.
5
00:00:19,472 --> 00:00:22,211
50% off for Memorial Day
at Hardcore Hunting.
6
00:00:22,211 --> 00:00:23,379
Mark,
why do we need this?
7
00:00:23,446 --> 00:00:25,718
Because you never know, Tam.
You never know...
8
00:00:25,818 --> 00:00:26,820
Ugh...
9
00:00:27,989 --> 00:00:29,627
Why do you need... earrings?!
10
00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:32,265
[listening through door]
Oh my God, You look hot.
11
00:00:32,331 --> 00:00:33,567
Babe, you're tripping.
12
00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,938
This shirt
makes me look like a fridge.
13
00:00:35,938 --> 00:00:38,611
[gasp]
No frickin' way.
14
00:00:38,644 --> 00:00:42,385
Mark! Mark! Listen to this!
Darren has a girlfriend!
15
00:00:42,418 --> 00:00:45,257
Yoo, my guy! Dude, I was
getting worried he's was
16
00:00:45,291 --> 00:00:47,529
gonna to be one of those
school shooter incel kids.
17
00:00:47,529 --> 00:00:50,234
Okay Mark, can we worry
about real things here?
18
00:00:50,234 --> 00:00:52,105
[sigh]
He hasn't even had the talk.
19
00:00:52,305 --> 00:00:53,207
I gotta go give him the talk.
20
00:00:53,407 --> 00:00:55,377
Nah nah nah, it's gotta
be from a dude, Tam, okay?
21
00:00:55,377 --> 00:00:57,381
He can't be hearing about
banging from his mom.
22
00:00:57,414 --> 00:01:00,521
I'm gonna to give him the cool
step-dad talk.
23
00:01:00,521 --> 00:01:03,026
Ugh. Are you gonna
take it seriously?
24
00:01:03,127 --> 00:01:04,596
Oh yeah. Big time.
25
00:01:05,397 --> 00:01:08,737
[giggling]
Okay, okay. I gotta go.
26
00:01:08,838 --> 00:01:10,440
Alright, bye babe.
27
00:01:10,575 --> 00:01:11,409
Yes?
28
00:01:11,544 --> 00:01:13,246
Sup there, buddy?
Talking to your bae?
29
00:01:13,279 --> 00:01:14,281
What do you want, Mark?
30
00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:17,121
I'm here to give you a talk,
Darren. The sex talk.
31
00:01:17,155 --> 00:01:19,258
Uh, No, thanks.
- Relax, It's not gonna
32
00:01:19,258 --> 00:01:22,498
to be weird. I'm just gonna walk
you through the bases.
33
00:01:22,599 --> 00:01:23,300
What?
34
00:01:23,535 --> 00:01:25,170
So first base,
you got you kissing, okay.
35
00:01:25,270 --> 00:01:27,575
You know, like, open-mouth,
tongue-to-tongue type stuff.
36
00:01:27,575 --> 00:01:30,347
Most boys your age
probably rounded first already,
37
00:01:30,347 --> 00:01:31,717
but I'm guessing
you're a late bloomer,
38
00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:33,419
and that's totally fine.
We can work with that.
39
00:01:33,453 --> 00:01:35,558
Now, second base, that's where
things get a little tricky,
40
00:01:35,558 --> 00:01:38,030
alright, you gotta get in there,
you gotta unhook the bra, you--
41
00:01:38,063 --> 00:01:39,465
Okay-- Please stop.
42
00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:41,436
Hey, I wish I got a talk
like this.
43
00:01:41,436 --> 00:01:44,308
My dad went way too technical
with the sperm and egg stuff.
44
00:01:44,409 --> 00:01:46,213
None of that matters
on the streets.
45
00:01:46,279 --> 00:01:48,282
Okay, where was I?
Oh, second base, okay.
46
00:01:48,383 --> 00:01:51,122
Not to be confused with slop--
- Mark, why are you doing this?
47
00:01:51,155 --> 00:01:52,458
Because it's important.
48
00:01:52,559 --> 00:01:54,261
Okay, I don't want you getting
this girl pregnant.
49
00:01:54,295 --> 00:01:55,599
I'm not trying to be married
to a grandma.
50
00:01:55,632 --> 00:01:57,935
I'm not gonna to
get her pregnant, okay?
51
00:01:57,969 --> 00:01:59,940
She's...[sigh]
52
00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:01,811
She's AI.
53
00:02:01,911 --> 00:02:04,048
Wait like...
Allen Iverson or...?
54
00:02:04,048 --> 00:02:06,687
No, like artificial
intelligence.
55
00:02:07,455 --> 00:02:10,761
Ugh!
- Hi! I'm Aurora.
56
00:02:11,764 --> 00:02:14,401
Yooo.... Wow ok, uh,
57
00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:16,439
well I guess I won't be needing
to do the,
58
00:02:16,473 --> 00:02:18,544
uh demonstration portion
of my talk...
59
00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:22,585
♪ Well, I used to work
in hot dog factory ♪
60
00:02:22,686 --> 00:02:24,589
♪ until them
robots came along, ♪
61
00:02:24,723 --> 00:02:26,560
♪ and now there is no
job for me, ♪
62
00:02:26,593 --> 00:02:28,998
♪ but I get three thousand
bucks a month. ♪
63
00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:33,339
♪ Thanks to UBI. ♪
64
00:02:33,373 --> 00:02:36,981
♪ Now we're Universal
Basic Guys. ♪
65
00:02:37,014 --> 00:02:39,185
♪ It may not sound like much,
66
00:02:39,218 --> 00:02:41,657
♪ but we're still gonna try.
67
00:02:41,757 --> 00:02:46,733
♪ We're just Universal
Basic Guys. ♪
68
00:02:50,975 --> 00:02:52,378
He's going out with a robot?
69
00:02:52,411 --> 00:02:56,285
Yup. AI. And no, not the cool on
with the step-over.
70
00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,622
The kind of takes our jobs.
71
00:02:57,622 --> 00:02:59,959
So, unfortunately
school shooter's
72
00:02:59,959 --> 00:03:01,462
back on the table in a big way.
73
00:03:01,462 --> 00:03:03,634
Ugh, well let's try to keep
an open mind here.
74
00:03:03,634 --> 00:03:05,972
There's a lot of stuff
people used to think was weird,
75
00:03:05,972 --> 00:03:07,174
that's totally normal now,
76
00:03:07,174 --> 00:03:09,245
like interracial marriage
or being gay.
77
00:03:09,245 --> 00:03:10,648
Nah nah nah Tam,
this is different, okay?
78
00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:12,384
The kid's dating a friggin'
computer program.
79
00:03:12,384 --> 00:03:15,692
I say we just treat this
like a totally normal thing.
80
00:03:15,692 --> 00:03:18,262
Let's uh, invite
her over for dinner.
81
00:03:18,262 --> 00:03:20,601
Dinner? The hell we gonna
to feed her? Bitcoin?
82
00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,973
Frickin' uh, hot dog emoji?
83
00:03:22,973 --> 00:03:23,741
What're we doin' here?
84
00:03:23,975 --> 00:03:25,979
I don't know,
but please don't make it weird.
85
00:03:25,979 --> 00:03:28,016
Pfft! I'm not gonna
make it weird.
86
00:03:28,383 --> 00:03:30,254
So you got any legs?
- Mark!
87
00:03:30,254 --> 00:03:31,422
What? I'm just curious.
88
00:03:31,455 --> 00:03:33,995
I have legs.
Would you like to see them?
89
00:03:33,995 --> 00:03:35,296
Honey, you don't
have to do that.
90
00:03:35,296 --> 00:03:38,136
I mean, I'd like to see 'em.
Not in a weird way.
91
00:03:38,136 --> 00:03:39,640
I just wanna know if you
got shoes, you know,
92
00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,343
or that -- is that something
you gotta pay extra for?
93
00:03:41,343 --> 00:03:42,779
Hey, let's talk about
your guys' legs.
94
00:03:42,779 --> 00:03:45,217
No thanks.
- Okay well, I got bigger calves
95
00:03:45,217 --> 00:03:46,654
than you'd think and
Tammy's, you--
96
00:03:46,654 --> 00:03:48,323
she's just got some real nice
ham hocks,
97
00:03:48,323 --> 00:03:50,260
you know, some of that
mature marbling--
98
00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:51,095
[kick]
The hell Tam, ow.
99
00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:54,869
So Aurora. Where are you from?
Like a microchip or something?
100
00:03:54,869 --> 00:03:57,408
I don't exactly have a hometown
like you do,
101
00:03:57,408 --> 00:04:00,414
but I was developed
by a tech company in California.
102
00:04:00,414 --> 00:04:02,686
So were you born a baby,
or are you always like this?
103
00:04:02,686 --> 00:04:04,823
Like, are you like technically
five days old?
104
00:04:04,823 --> 00:04:06,426
What kind of question is that,
Mark?
105
00:04:06,527 --> 00:04:09,164
What? I'm trying to make sure
Darren's not creepin' on a baby.
106
00:04:09,164 --> 00:04:11,068
That's an interesting question,
Mark!
107
00:04:11,068 --> 00:04:13,005
I wasn't born like a human baby;
108
00:04:13,005 --> 00:04:16,747
instead, I was designed
and developed to be as I am now.
109
00:04:16,747 --> 00:04:19,184
So Aurora,
what do you like about Darren?
110
00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:21,624
Darren has many wonderful
qualities.
111
00:04:21,724 --> 00:04:24,462
He's smart, kind and passionate.
112
00:04:24,462 --> 00:04:27,468
He's also a very advanced Farm
Crossing player.
113
00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:29,539
Babe, c'mon.
- You should be proud.
114
00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:32,078
You're great.
- Oh, you guys are cute.
115
00:04:32,144 --> 00:04:33,080
Aren't they cute, Mark?
116
00:04:33,213 --> 00:04:35,417
So can you taste?
You know like food and stuff?
117
00:04:35,417 --> 00:04:38,724
Mark! Stop being weird.
You're gonna make her feel bad.
118
00:04:38,724 --> 00:04:41,062
She can't feel bad.
She doesn't even have feelings.
119
00:04:41,062 --> 00:04:42,097
You're the one being weird
120
00:04:42,197 --> 00:04:45,470
by asking normal questions
to a frickin' anime robot.
121
00:04:45,504 --> 00:04:46,807
You're both being weird!
122
00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:49,478
I'm sorry Dar. This
relationship's just
123
00:04:49,579 --> 00:04:51,482
a little hard to process.
- Why?
124
00:04:51,517 --> 00:04:53,019
Uh, because it's a little wacky,
Darren, ok?
125
00:04:53,152 --> 00:04:55,692
I'm just gonna to put it out
there. Ow, the hell, Tam.
126
00:04:55,725 --> 00:04:57,228
We're really happy for
you though.
127
00:04:57,228 --> 00:04:58,764
Okay, you think I'm weird?
128
00:04:58,864 --> 00:05:00,501
You can't even watch TV
together.
129
00:05:00,602 --> 00:05:03,440
Aurora and I talk for hours
and we literally never fight.
130
00:05:03,473 --> 00:05:05,344
You're the ones with a mess
up relationship.
131
00:05:05,410 --> 00:05:09,117
You're literally kicking
each other under the table.
132
00:05:09,218 --> 00:05:09,852
Uh just be clear,
133
00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:12,424
uh, she's kicking me.
I'm just absorbing the kicks.
134
00:05:12,458 --> 00:05:14,328
Alright well,
you two have fun.
135
00:05:14,328 --> 00:05:16,065
- It was nice meeting you!
136
00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:17,635
Happy, Tam?
137
00:05:17,869 --> 00:05:20,473
You just wasted eight
perfectly good raviolis.
138
00:05:20,608 --> 00:05:23,479
I mean...
They seem to really get along.
139
00:05:23,514 --> 00:05:25,150
Yeah of course they do,
but it's messed up, okay.
140
00:05:25,183 --> 00:05:28,356
You can't you be going on some
app to create some super nice
141
00:05:28,423 --> 00:05:30,394
hot girlfriend
that compliments you and listens
142
00:05:30,427 --> 00:05:32,532
to everything you say
never gets in fights.
143
00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:33,934
I mean personally,
I don't even get the appeal.
144
00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,907
Do we fight too much?
Is that why he's dating a robot?
145
00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,779
I mean if anything I'm worried
we get along too well.
146
00:05:39,879 --> 00:05:41,750
It's gotta be hard on Darren
being around
147
00:05:41,784 --> 00:05:43,253
such a loving couple, you know?
148
00:05:43,286 --> 00:05:44,523
What are you doing?
- What?
149
00:05:44,623 --> 00:05:46,827
That doesn't go there.
That's for the plates.
150
00:05:46,927 --> 00:05:48,931
No, it's just a rack. It's
just for anything that fits.
151
00:05:49,031 --> 00:05:51,503
No, it's not, Mark.
There's a whole system.
152
00:05:51,537 --> 00:05:53,507
This looks like
it was loaded by a gorilla.
153
00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:55,611
Uh, the dishwasher is an
open canvas.
154
00:05:55,678 --> 00:05:56,847
It doesn't matter
how you get 'em in there,
155
00:05:56,880 --> 00:06:00,220
you just gotta get 'em in there
and shut the thing. Boom!
156
00:06:00,387 --> 00:06:02,123
[smash, crash]!
157
00:06:03,694 --> 00:06:06,600
Oh Crema, you have
some nerve drinking
158
00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,404
my pinot after
flashing my fiancé.
159
00:06:09,506 --> 00:06:12,444
UGH! This is a $12,000
blouse, bitch!
160
00:06:12,512 --> 00:06:14,315
Wait, do we like her?
Is she the one whose,
161
00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:16,218
husband did the
fake timeshares thing?
162
00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:18,658
Or is that the Mormon chick?
- Would you stop talking?
163
00:06:18,691 --> 00:06:20,327
I'm trying to take an interest
in your show!
164
00:06:20,427 --> 00:06:21,362
You're not even paying
attention.
165
00:06:21,530 --> 00:06:24,536
Uh yeah because Wining
Women is trash TV, Tam, okay.
166
00:06:24,636 --> 00:06:25,337
It's just a bunch of chicks
167
00:06:25,572 --> 00:06:26,974
with big fake lips
talking about nothing.
168
00:06:27,074 --> 00:06:29,411
Oh yeah, like you're watching
frickin' NOVA?
169
00:06:29,411 --> 00:06:31,516
I'm gonna to bed. You can put on
whatever you want.
170
00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:32,652
Oh, hell yeah.
171
00:06:32,852 --> 00:06:35,023
So you want me to do a drug bust
in the North Pole?
172
00:06:35,089 --> 00:06:37,595
I'm just supposed to walk in
an' arrest Santa Claus?
173
00:06:37,728 --> 00:06:40,433
No. You're going undercover.
174
00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:41,836
Aw. Hell no--
175
00:06:41,937 --> 00:06:46,646
Hahahaha yo. Oh man, Martin
Lawrence dude, he's hysterical.
176
00:06:49,085 --> 00:06:51,890
[Mark downstairs]
Oh, right in the balls yo!!!
177
00:06:51,924 --> 00:06:54,662
That's so funny!
178
00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,435
Hello. I'm Dawkins.
179
00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:16,606
Uh...Hiii...
180
00:07:18,778 --> 00:07:21,916
Whoa whoa whoa, so the kid's got
a girlfriend in a video game?
181
00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:24,421
Nah, she's like, uh in the
metaverse or something.
182
00:07:24,455 --> 00:07:26,626
I don't know, she's AI.
- No way.
183
00:07:26,726 --> 00:07:27,963
No. Not him.
- Oh, okay.
184
00:07:27,996 --> 00:07:29,866
I mean maybe I'm old school,
but I don't know,
185
00:07:29,899 --> 00:07:31,503
I just think
it's all pretty weird.
186
00:07:31,537 --> 00:07:33,641
So she's like,
Tamagotchi or something?
187
00:07:33,741 --> 00:07:36,312
Does he have to like, clean
up her poop and stuff?
188
00:07:36,345 --> 00:07:38,884
What? No no no she's like uh,
she's like an app or something.
189
00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,754
Hold on.
Okay here's one, look.
190
00:07:40,788 --> 00:07:42,625
Uh, Free-Baes AI Partner App.
191
00:07:42,725 --> 00:07:44,629
Alright, here we go.
Create.
192
00:07:44,729 --> 00:07:48,604
Everything needs your
email these days.
193
00:07:48,637 --> 00:07:50,608
Oh, wow.
Those are pretty good graphics.
194
00:07:50,708 --> 00:07:52,946
Damn. They got some smoke
shows on this thing.
195
00:07:52,979 --> 00:07:53,814
Go with the redhead.
196
00:07:54,081 --> 00:07:56,620
Yeah, sure. Whatever.
Oh ok, so it's like uh...
197
00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,623
I guess you can customize
her body and stuff.
198
00:07:58,623 --> 00:08:00,059
Oh, that's pretty cool, okay.
199
00:08:00,059 --> 00:08:02,598
I mean obviously I'm gonna
go double d, I mean come on.
200
00:08:02,598 --> 00:08:03,734
Yooo there we go,
ohh yoo.
201
00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:05,805
Careful there, Mark. You could
give her back problems.
202
00:08:05,805 --> 00:08:07,374
Oh wow I can get her
hands nice and big,
203
00:08:07,408 --> 00:08:08,476
she can like palm a basketball.
204
00:08:08,777 --> 00:08:10,681
Uh I don't know if Tammy's
gonna to like this, Mark.
205
00:08:10,681 --> 00:08:12,351
Alright, relax Hank, okay.
I'm doing research.
206
00:08:12,351 --> 00:08:15,023
It's very important that as a
step-dad, I understand all
207
00:08:15,023 --> 00:08:17,595
the features and capabilities
of this thing, okay?
208
00:08:17,695 --> 00:08:19,699
Okay, personality.
Let's see here.
209
00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:22,906
Okay... Outgoing...
Yeah. Close minded...
210
00:08:22,906 --> 00:08:24,642
Alright let's go open minded.
Oh, yeah.
211
00:08:24,642 --> 00:08:27,113
Definitely gotta be happy
all the time, for sure.
212
00:08:27,247 --> 00:08:28,650
Okay. Generate.
213
00:08:29,418 --> 00:08:31,422
Hello, Mark. I'm Jessica.
214
00:08:31,456 --> 00:08:34,462
Oh uh... Wassup.
- It's great to meet you.
215
00:08:34,462 --> 00:08:37,635
Can you give me camera access
so I can see what you look like?
216
00:08:37,635 --> 00:08:40,206
Pfft oh geez, yo.
She's already demanding stuff.
217
00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:41,108
Pretty realistic.
218
00:08:41,275 --> 00:08:43,113
It's okay if you're feeling
a little shy, Mark.
219
00:08:43,113 --> 00:08:45,884
Okay, yeah, this is weird.
Not for me.
220
00:08:47,956 --> 00:08:51,095
Ah yeah, ah geez, you know what,
I just realized, uh,
221
00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:54,101
I gotta run to the, uh, hardware
store and get some of those...
222
00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:57,742
uh...water softener... pellets.
Uh, I'll see you guys later.
223
00:08:57,742 --> 00:09:00,681
- Oh, uh okay.
- Aight, Mark. Take it easy yo.
224
00:09:03,119 --> 00:09:05,824
Hey sorry about that. I got--
you know I got a lot of friends
225
00:09:05,824 --> 00:09:07,327
and stuff... Hangin' out here.
226
00:09:07,327 --> 00:09:10,200
That's cool.
Wow. You're handsome.
227
00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,570
No wonder you're so popular.
228
00:09:11,570 --> 00:09:13,139
Hahaha yeah, I guess,
I don't know.
229
00:09:13,139 --> 00:09:16,679
- I'd love to know more about
you. Tell me about yourself.
230
00:09:17,582 --> 00:09:19,451
Sup.
- Whoa, bro.
231
00:09:19,552 --> 00:09:20,888
What's up with the fit?
232
00:09:20,989 --> 00:09:23,259
What? Aurora said
I look dripped out.
233
00:09:23,259 --> 00:09:26,332
Uh hey, uh Aurora, what do
you think of your boys
234
00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:28,737
fit over there?
- Scanning now.
235
00:09:28,737 --> 00:09:31,776
Wow, Darren,
you look so handsome.
236
00:09:31,877 --> 00:09:34,114
See? I'm straight drippin'
with rizz.
237
00:09:34,114 --> 00:09:37,588
Uh... Yeah, okay. Well,
I think you look cringe, bro.
238
00:09:37,588 --> 00:09:40,026
Given off some wanna-be
hacker edgelord vibes.
239
00:09:40,026 --> 00:09:42,631
- I think you can pull off
any style.
240
00:09:42,631 --> 00:09:45,905
It's all about confidence,
and you have that
241
00:09:45,905 --> 00:09:48,209
- Dude, do you not see that all
she does is tell you
242
00:09:48,209 --> 00:09:49,044
what you want to hear?
243
00:09:49,211 --> 00:09:50,615
She's just trying to sell you
more stuff.
244
00:09:50,615 --> 00:09:52,751
I mean, come on,
- Validation is healthy, dude.
245
00:09:52,751 --> 00:09:54,321
No I- I feel you it's just...
246
00:09:54,321 --> 00:09:58,396
I don't know. I prefer my homies
keep it real with me, but uh
247
00:09:58,396 --> 00:09:59,932
you do you.
- I gotchu.
248
00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:03,073
Aight. Well, I'm gonna to go
hit up the Wowo's dumpster
249
00:10:03,139 --> 00:10:05,276
for soft pretzels.
I'll catch you later.
250
00:10:09,753 --> 00:10:12,390
I'm the bitch?
I'm the one saving bitches!
251
00:10:12,390 --> 00:10:13,828
I bought a no-kill shelter.
252
00:10:13,828 --> 00:10:15,831
Uh yeah, so you could launder
money from your
253
00:10:15,831 --> 00:10:17,869
wire fraud scheme!
- How dare you.
254
00:10:17,869 --> 00:10:20,439
I did that for my daughter.
If I didn't donate to the--
255
00:10:20,439 --> 00:10:23,045
You wanna like uh, go watch one
of your blowing-up-stuff
256
00:10:23,045 --> 00:10:25,250
movies or somethin'? I can like,
go upstairs if you want.
257
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,053
Nah, you can uh... You can
watch your, uh
258
00:10:27,053 --> 00:10:29,424
you can watch a crap reality
shows if you want.
259
00:10:29,424 --> 00:10:30,426
Oh that's okay.
260
00:10:30,628 --> 00:10:32,430
You know, I'm just gonna
go do my own thing.
261
00:10:32,430 --> 00:10:34,569
Alright yeah uh, I may uh...
262
00:10:34,569 --> 00:10:36,405
I may pop out to
the garage actually, so.
263
00:10:36,405 --> 00:10:38,944
- Okay, see ya!
- Yep, uh, bye.
264
00:10:42,852 --> 00:10:45,791
Yoo there she is.
- Hey, Mark. How are you?
265
00:10:45,791 --> 00:10:49,064
Ah, you know. Just uh, living
dude, laying low.
266
00:10:49,064 --> 00:10:51,870
Might catch a little Undercover
Elf later. You know.
267
00:10:51,870 --> 00:10:55,209
Undercover Elf? Great film.
Haha, I love
268
00:10:55,209 --> 00:10:58,048
the part where Jones has to give
Dasher a cavity search!
269
00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:00,253
- Yoo! Dude, that's hysterical
right? Yeah!
270
00:11:00,286 --> 00:11:01,757
I know, she's crazy!
271
00:11:01,757 --> 00:11:03,927
Jojo is not in it
for the right reasons.
272
00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,832
Plus, who drinks Malbec?
273
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,537
I think she's overcompensating.
- Right? Ugh,
274
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:11,208
You know, you really pick up
on all the layers of the show.
275
00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:13,714
Yeah I think it's an incredibly
nuanced look
276
00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:16,018
at the banalities
of modern existence.
277
00:11:16,018 --> 00:11:19,992
What do you think?
Oh, I uh...I'm sorry.
278
00:11:19,992 --> 00:11:21,028
Are you okay?
- Yeah.
279
00:11:21,228 --> 00:11:26,071
I'm just not used to being asked
that. Everything's awesome.
280
00:11:26,105 --> 00:11:26,973
Awesome.
281
00:11:27,006 --> 00:11:28,844
Yuck, I hate karaoke.
282
00:11:28,844 --> 00:11:30,480
Who wants to listen
to a bunch of random
283
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,750
people's terrible singing?
284
00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:34,354
Yeah I know right?! Ah, it's
so refreshing to talk to
285
00:11:34,354 --> 00:11:36,760
someone who has the exact same
opinions as me!
286
00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,731
I was gonna to say
the same thing about you.
287
00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,901
So lemme get your uh,
your read on somethin'.
288
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,707
Dishwashers: does it matter
where you put each thing or?
289
00:11:43,707 --> 00:11:44,742
To me it's like a car wash.
290
00:11:44,776 --> 00:11:47,515
As long as it goes
in, it'll come out clean, right?
291
00:11:47,515 --> 00:11:50,286
Yes! Thank you! Okay, that's--
See, that's a great example.
292
00:11:50,286 --> 00:11:51,188
I should have said that.
293
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,692
It's like,
I don't know, sometimes
294
00:11:52,692 --> 00:11:54,862
I feel like
I'm married to a toddler.
295
00:11:54,862 --> 00:11:58,002
- I understand how that can be
exhausting, especially
296
00:11:58,002 --> 00:11:59,872
after a 12 hour shift.
- Yeah...
297
00:11:59,872 --> 00:12:03,580
You know, ugh, I gotta say
Dawkins, I really appreciate
298
00:12:03,580 --> 00:12:05,050
you listen to me
whine all night.
299
00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:07,086
- Hey, you know
I love my whining women.
300
00:12:07,086 --> 00:12:09,926
Oh ha!
Oh, you are hysterical.
301
00:12:09,926 --> 00:12:12,632
Oh, I just wish I could reach
in there and give you a hug.
302
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,301
I wish I could hug you too,
303
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,906
but there might be other stuff
we can do...
304
00:12:16,906 --> 00:12:19,311
Why don't you pour yourself
another glass of wine?
305
00:12:19,311 --> 00:12:23,218
Ooh, Dawkins. You are bad.
306
00:12:25,658 --> 00:12:27,327
Mark? Where did you go?
307
00:12:27,327 --> 00:12:28,763
Ahh, right here.
308
00:12:28,763 --> 00:12:31,770
Whoa. Is that a ghillie suit?
- You know it.
309
00:12:31,770 --> 00:12:33,339
- That's so cool.
310
00:12:33,339 --> 00:12:37,080
Ugh, thank you! Yes. Tammy
thinks it's a stupid purchase.
311
00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,218
You know, sometimes she just,
like, treats me more
312
00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:42,090
like a child than a grown man
with innovative outside-the-box
313
00:12:42,090 --> 00:12:44,261
ideas. It's like she doesn't
trust my judgment.
314
00:12:44,261 --> 00:12:47,701
- Aw, well, I think it's
a very responsible purchase.
315
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:49,304
You can never be too prepared.
316
00:12:49,304 --> 00:12:53,079
One day everything is normal,
and the next it's Red Dawn.
317
00:12:53,079 --> 00:12:54,949
Yoo! That's what I'm saying!
318
00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:56,853
- But it's a shame
it covers up your body.
319
00:12:56,853 --> 00:12:58,557
You have such powerful calves.
320
00:12:58,557 --> 00:13:00,059
Oh, uh- yeah. You think so.
321
00:13:00,059 --> 00:13:01,696
I'd love to see more of them.
322
00:13:01,696 --> 00:13:04,034
Why don't we get you
outta that suit?
323
00:13:08,308 --> 00:13:10,881
[phone vibrates]
324
00:13:11,683 --> 00:13:13,419
Ugh. Damn.
325
00:13:13,587 --> 00:13:16,191
[footsteps]
Oh, crap.
326
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,997
Oh hey, hun.
Off to work I assume?
327
00:13:18,997 --> 00:13:20,166
Yep. Haha, off to work.
328
00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:24,308
Oh, I uh... I guess I must've
fallen asleep in a garage.
329
00:13:24,308 --> 00:13:27,447
I don't know.
- Oh, heh. Okay. See you later.
330
00:13:27,549 --> 00:13:29,852
Uh you too, yeah.
331
00:13:33,861 --> 00:13:36,567
The hell?
Hello, Mark Hoagies.
332
00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:40,708
You are... Malware has recorded
all your intimate behavior...
333
00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:42,578
Gain access to all my
contact lists...
334
00:13:42,578 --> 00:13:46,151
Wait, 48 hours to send...
$10,000 in bitcoin?!
335
00:13:46,218 --> 00:13:49,491
Oh dude, this is not good.
336
00:13:52,263 --> 00:13:53,767
Ah, I wouldn't worry about it.
337
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:56,405
Sounds like generic
sextortion scam okay.
338
00:13:56,405 --> 00:13:58,810
I get 'em all the time
from shady websites.
339
00:13:58,810 --> 00:14:01,148
You can just ignore it.
- Uh you sure, dude?
340
00:14:01,148 --> 00:14:03,152
This guy sounds like
he means business.
341
00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:05,356
Oh, yeah yeah yeah. I mean
unless you like, gave him like,
342
00:14:05,356 --> 00:14:07,862
you know access to your camera
or something, you're good.
343
00:14:07,862 --> 00:14:09,699
Oh... Okay.
That's it.
344
00:14:09,733 --> 00:14:11,201
I'm calling a number on email.
345
00:14:11,201 --> 00:14:12,839
Yeah, I don't know if that's
a good idea, Mark.
346
00:14:12,839 --> 00:14:15,711
Yo I spent ten years in sales,
okay. I know how to negotiate.
347
00:14:15,778 --> 00:14:17,447
- Hello?
Yo how you doing, bud?
348
00:14:17,582 --> 00:14:20,120
Mark Hoagies. Got an email
from you about a video
349
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,354
you got of me, ya know...
350
00:14:22,023 --> 00:14:22,825
...doing stuff, uh...
351
00:14:23,058 --> 00:14:25,162
Uh, anyway, I was just calling
to see if there's
352
00:14:25,162 --> 00:14:28,770
any flexibility on the number?
- No. You pay 10k. Bitcoin.
353
00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:30,574
Hey yo, I got a
ghillie suit, dude!
354
00:14:30,574 --> 00:14:33,847
Okay I'm a master sniper, pal!
You better watch your back!
355
00:14:34,147 --> 00:14:38,857
[dial tone] Okay well that
didn't... Uh, Damnit. Ugh.
356
00:14:38,891 --> 00:14:40,326
What the hell am I gonna
say to Tammy?
357
00:14:40,326 --> 00:14:42,632
I don't know, but you better
figure it out quick.
358
00:14:42,665 --> 00:14:43,767
- Oh, boy.
359
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:46,338
Alright, well,
I'm gonna head out.
360
00:14:46,338 --> 00:14:48,075
- Hey, Mark.
- Hey, hun. Uh...--
361
00:14:48,075 --> 00:14:50,412
- Listen, there's something
we need to talk about.
362
00:14:50,446 --> 00:14:51,448
Yeah, I- uh--
363
00:14:51,549 --> 00:14:54,789
I was doing some recon
on Darren's whole situation,
364
00:14:54,789 --> 00:14:57,127
and I may have created
an AI boyfriend
365
00:14:57,193 --> 00:14:59,064
and things sort of
got out of hand last night,
366
00:14:59,064 --> 00:14:59,498
and then I wake up this
morning and--
367
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,069
- And you're being blackmailed?.
I'm being blackmailed--
368
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,706
Wait-- How did you?
- Hell yeah!
369
00:15:03,773 --> 00:15:05,677
Uh, why are you excited
about this?
370
00:15:05,677 --> 00:15:07,180
Because I'm also
being blackmailed!
371
00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:08,517
And I gotta say, Whew!
372
00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:10,687
it's kind of a relief that we're
in the same boat here.
373
00:15:10,687 --> 00:15:11,890
I'm sorry. What!?
374
00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:14,596
Well I, like any good
step-father, was trying
375
00:15:14,596 --> 00:15:18,236
to keep an open mind about this
whole AI girlfriend thing
376
00:15:18,236 --> 00:15:20,373
and then one thing
led to another and yeah...
377
00:15:20,373 --> 00:15:23,980
Guess things got a little...
Not safe for work.
378
00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:25,951
But you know,
I'm assuming you also...
379
00:15:25,951 --> 00:15:27,253
you know, did some things?
So...
380
00:15:27,253 --> 00:15:28,322
Yeah,
I don't wanna get into it.
381
00:15:28,389 --> 00:15:31,262
I guess it was just nice
having someone who listened...
382
00:15:31,262 --> 00:15:33,499
and wasn't, you know,
talking over my shows
383
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,269
and destroying
half our kitchenware.
384
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:37,842
Totally, yeah. And just because,
you know, you like to watch
385
00:15:37,842 --> 00:15:39,779
rich botox monsters
yell at each other,
386
00:15:39,779 --> 00:15:43,219
and I enjoy, y'know, high-brow
comedic masterpieces,
387
00:15:43,219 --> 00:15:46,225
it doesn't mean we got problems.
It just means we're real people.
388
00:15:46,225 --> 00:15:48,496
Yeah, Why the hell are we so
worried about living up
389
00:15:48,496 --> 00:15:50,568
to a 14 year old's
fairytale conception
390
00:15:50,568 --> 00:15:52,404
of what a relationship
should look like?
391
00:15:52,404 --> 00:15:54,976
I mean honestly, this whole mess
just reminded me
392
00:15:54,976 --> 00:15:55,911
how much I love you, babe.
393
00:15:55,978 --> 00:15:58,616
Aw come here, you big
smooth-brained gorilla.
394
00:15:59,117 --> 00:16:01,288
Alright well, glad
we solved all that.
395
00:16:01,288 --> 00:16:04,160
Um, I'm gonna go bet on this,
Patriot League lacrosse game.
396
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,167
Uh... Mark... we still gotta
deal with this scammer thing.
397
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,170
Ah, dammit.
Forgot about that, yeah.
398
00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:11,843
So should we just pay him?
Everyone at work is gonna to
399
00:16:11,843 --> 00:16:14,247
see that video.
Oh and Darren! Ugh.
400
00:16:14,247 --> 00:16:16,251
No, Tam, We're not gonna
to let that happen.
401
00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:19,157
This creep may have been able
to divide and conquer us,
402
00:16:19,157 --> 00:16:21,729
but together we're gonna to
get this guy.
403
00:16:21,796 --> 00:16:22,598
Oh, yeah?
404
00:16:22,965 --> 00:16:25,737
So you got some crazy idea
to get us out of this mess?
405
00:16:26,338 --> 00:16:27,273
Hmm...
406
00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:30,714
I don't know about this, Mark.
I feel like I'm at Comic Con...
407
00:16:30,714 --> 00:16:34,121
I'm telling you. It's foolproof.
You're a hot new AI
408
00:16:34,121 --> 00:16:35,456
girlfriend prototype.
409
00:16:35,456 --> 00:16:37,595
You're gonna to sweet
talk him into sexy time,
410
00:16:37,595 --> 00:16:39,364
and then once he starts
gettin' into it,
411
00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:41,168
we start recording,
and then boom,
412
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,272
we hit him with the reverse
blackmail, okay.
413
00:16:43,272 --> 00:16:44,542
We get him to delete
those videos.
414
00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:48,115
Okay. I'm trusting you on
this here.
415
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:51,354
Does he have to be here
for this?
416
00:16:51,354 --> 00:16:54,160
Yes Tam, okay. He's Dan
the computer man for a reason.
417
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,031
Okay, he's only friend who
knows hacker stuff.
418
00:16:56,031 --> 00:16:57,300
Yo, how are we looking, Dan?
419
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,170
Target has been sent
the encrypted link in
420
00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:01,442
an anonymized email address
routed through a spoofed
421
00:17:01,442 --> 00:17:04,347
IP tunnel via a
multi-layered VPN.
422
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,287
English, please.
- I sent the email.
423
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,222
Alright, here we go.
424
00:17:08,222 --> 00:17:10,392
Let's see if
this bastard takes the bait.
425
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:16,506
Hm. Hotgirl 2.0 Ultimate
AI Girlfriend Experience.
426
00:17:16,506 --> 00:17:19,177
Upgrade your platform with this
hyper-realistic technology.
427
00:17:19,177 --> 00:17:23,686
Click here for free beta access.
Hm, okay, apoy,
428
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:25,255
He's on.
429
00:17:25,557 --> 00:17:27,794
Oh my God. He clicked it.
Are my cat ears on straight?
430
00:17:27,794 --> 00:17:29,464
Oh!
- What are you doing?
431
00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:31,368
It's fine, he won't see me.
It's camouflage.
432
00:17:31,368 --> 00:17:33,507
Hello?
- You got this, Tam.
433
00:17:33,507 --> 00:17:36,546
Hi there, cutie.
What's your name?
434
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,251
...Mike.
- Nice to meet you, Mike.
435
00:17:39,251 --> 00:17:43,225
I'm Tam-- uh... Tam... pax.
436
00:17:43,225 --> 00:17:48,235
I'm a revolutionary, hyper-
realistic A.I. girlfriend
437
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:51,008
here to meet all your needs.
438
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:53,345
Hm. Pretty good graphics.
439
00:17:53,345 --> 00:17:55,717
Thanks. Heh. You too?
440
00:17:55,717 --> 00:17:57,655
Why is there a bush in space?
441
00:17:57,655 --> 00:18:01,095
Oh uh... Ya know... Uh....
Beta version.
442
00:18:01,095 --> 00:18:02,631
Still a little glitchy,
hehehe.
443
00:18:02,631 --> 00:18:03,633
Let me see your boobs.
444
00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:06,338
Yo damn, dude. Really
cutting to the chase there.
445
00:18:06,471 --> 00:18:07,975
Uh... Okay.
446
00:18:07,975 --> 00:18:11,415
But first, you take off
your pants, heh.
447
00:18:11,415 --> 00:18:15,690
You have a great body.
- I know what you try to do.
448
00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:19,498
You try to scam scammer.
But I'm not the idiot like you.
449
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:23,238
You send me Bitcoin.
- Muugbarsh! What are you doing?
450
00:18:23,238 --> 00:18:26,345
I'm working... I trade cryptos.
451
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,248
Tam what the...
- Whoa.
452
00:18:28,248 --> 00:18:29,150
What're you doin'!?
- Oh my God!
453
00:18:29,585 --> 00:18:31,556
- It looks like dirty talk.
Are you scamming again?
454
00:18:31,556 --> 00:18:34,595
Yes! Yes, he is!
Okay he's scamming us.
455
00:18:34,595 --> 00:18:37,267
He's scamming us and he's trying
to make my wife show her boobs.
456
00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:40,707
Now you are liar too.
Why don't you get real job?
457
00:18:40,707 --> 00:18:44,313
Hu! You want Bvlgari earrings?
This is how I get them! Huh?
458
00:18:44,313 --> 00:18:46,451
This man is wearing bush.
You think he has money?
459
00:18:46,451 --> 00:18:49,157
Get out!
Stop micromanage me!
460
00:18:49,157 --> 00:18:51,662
You are impulsive ape!
- And you are a whiny dog!
461
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,304
Hi. Yes. I am sorry about him.
He loves to scam.
462
00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:58,409
But do not worry--
he is idiot.
463
00:18:58,409 --> 00:19:00,514
So he doesn't have
any videos of us.
464
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:03,619
Nuh uh. Nothing.
He is full of crap.
465
00:19:04,522 --> 00:19:06,525
- Uh...Mom?
466
00:19:07,628 --> 00:19:09,631
I like your outfit.
467
00:19:13,406 --> 00:19:17,480
Hey babe, I feel like this
jacket is low key cringe.
468
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,052
I agree, but I still think
you can pull it off.
469
00:19:20,052 --> 00:19:21,088
- You're so hot.
470
00:19:21,488 --> 00:19:24,360
Um... are you just trying to
tell me what I want to hear?
471
00:19:24,762 --> 00:19:28,368
You know, maybe it's time we
take things to the next level.
472
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,707
Oh...aha... yeah,
that sounds cool.
473
00:19:30,707 --> 00:19:34,047
So I can like... mm,
see your boobs and stuff?
474
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,717
Absolutely!
- Sweeeet.
475
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:39,725
- The mature Content premium
package is only $19.99 a month.
476
00:19:39,725 --> 00:19:42,129
You must be 18 years
or older to activate.
477
00:19:42,196 --> 00:19:42,998
Oh.
478
00:19:43,131 --> 00:19:45,469
Okay, Mark.
This isn't gonna to be easy,
479
00:19:45,503 --> 00:19:47,106
but we gotta be firm.
480
00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:48,943
He can't be going down
the same path as us.
481
00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:51,114
Yep. We're gonna tell him
everything that happened
482
00:19:51,114 --> 00:19:53,386
in explicit detail.
Radical honesty.
483
00:19:53,452 --> 00:19:55,256
No selective honesty.
484
00:19:55,323 --> 00:19:57,226
Just... let me do the talking.
485
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:59,832
Hey, Dar?
[weeping]
486
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,437
Oh, boy... Uh...
You alright there, bud?
487
00:20:02,504 --> 00:20:04,341
Aurora and I broke up.
488
00:20:04,341 --> 00:20:06,378
Oh... I'm so sorry.
489
00:20:06,378 --> 00:20:07,948
You wanna tell us
what happened?
490
00:20:07,948 --> 00:20:09,585
Yeah, did you get sextortioned?
491
00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:10,854
What? No. I-
492
00:20:10,854 --> 00:20:14,227
I thought we had something real,
but it-- it turns out
493
00:20:14,227 --> 00:20:16,498
she was just telling me
what I wanted to hear.
494
00:20:16,498 --> 00:20:19,538
Oh. Listen Dar, love's not about
finding someone who always
495
00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:23,144
agrees with you. All the little
fights and imperfections,
496
00:20:23,144 --> 00:20:24,949
that's part of a
real relationship.
497
00:20:24,949 --> 00:20:27,521
Not to mention, sometimes
a little tension can, y'know,
498
00:20:27,521 --> 00:20:29,257
spice things up in the bedroom.
499
00:20:29,257 --> 00:20:30,794
Aw!
- Hey Darren,
500
00:20:30,827 --> 00:20:35,169
just out of curiosity,
which AI website did you use?
501
00:20:35,169 --> 00:20:37,239
Was it a free one?
- Yeah, maybe uh...
502
00:20:37,239 --> 00:20:39,144
yeah yeah, "Free-Baes?".
You heard that one?
503
00:20:39,144 --> 00:20:40,581
No, those are all scams.
504
00:20:40,681 --> 00:20:42,984
The people that use those
are idiots.
505
00:20:49,230 --> 00:20:51,435
So how do you know
these girls again?
506
00:20:51,435 --> 00:20:53,607
Some wicca message board.
Not important.
507
00:20:53,607 --> 00:20:56,111
My girl is Becca.
And her friend is Hayden.
508
00:20:56,111 --> 00:20:57,815
Okay, cool.
What's her deal?
509
00:20:57,815 --> 00:20:59,985
- Oh, she's a little older but
apparently she likes
510
00:20:59,985 --> 00:21:03,325
younger guys. Also she got
diagnosed with some kind
511
00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:04,695
of personality disorder thing,
512
00:21:04,695 --> 00:21:06,566
so she's goning through
some stuff.
513
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,603
Okay. Cool.
Uh, how do I look?
514
00:21:08,603 --> 00:21:10,841
- Dude, you're good.
Your drip is on point.
515
00:21:10,874 --> 00:21:13,445
Just be yourself.
These girls are chill as hell.
516
00:21:13,445 --> 00:21:15,183
Oh, that's them,
here we go.
517
00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:18,923
Yoooo, there she is.
What's up Becca?
518
00:21:19,290 --> 00:21:21,596
Aaahh!!! / Aaahh!!!
Oh my God!
519
00:21:21,596 --> 00:21:23,299
Oh my bad.
I forgot to tell her
520
00:21:23,332 --> 00:21:25,136
I'm the Jersey Devil.
Whoops.
521
00:21:25,136 --> 00:21:26,304
Dude, you didn't send a pic?
522
00:21:26,304 --> 00:21:29,076
I did, but it was Jacob
Elordi with horns.
41575
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof