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You ready?

we're supposed to get these dishes done this week.

I cannot wait to hear what excuse they have now.

Oh, hey guys.

Yeah, as you can see, trying to get these teenagers to do anything is like

pulling teeth.

I don't even know which one is worse. The boy is like a Tasmanian devil.

He leaves a nasty mess everywhere he goes.

I literally broke a hand towel in half the other day.

And you don't even get me started on the girl.

Lately, she's been arguing with her boyfriend, so we all get to deal with

nasty attitude.

Jimmy?

Riley? Get in here.

You know,

there's a word for this.

Dysfunctional? Anyways, I'm done. I think it's time to take some extreme

measures.

Get closer.

What? Get closer.

What's that supposed to mean?

Huddle up.

I'm sick of the bickering between you two.

I don't want to be too close to him. I'm sure you don't. However, we're family,

and you guys are going to need to learn how to get along and work together like

family. So, I'm going to make sure that you're really close together.

Why? So that way you guys can problem -solve together.

Can we just hug it out?

Well, You know, I think we're past that part at this point.

I mean, are we? You know, I saw this on an episode of The Brady Bunch, and it

worked out just fine for them.

So I think... I don't think that this is normal. No, you know, I don't think

that your guys' behavior is very normal. So you're not necessarily, you know,

solid. Now, I don't care how you get it done,

but whenever I get back...

I expect these dishes to be done.

What if Dad comes home? He's going to think that we're just shitting. I think

your dad will be a -okay with me trying to get his children to behave.

Oh, okay.

What do you want us to do now?

Now, I don't care how you guys get it done, so it has to be done whenever I'm

back. Remember, guys, teamwork.

I know what you're thinking.

This is a disaster waiting to happen.

But let's give it a try.

Get words for Martha and Greg.

There's seriously got to be something wrong with her.

Mom, this is fucking stupid.

How does she fucking do this, though? I think she's actually wrong.

We got to do dishes.

Jesus Christ. Get wet.

Fine, you wash. I'll dry. Yeah, good. That's what I want to do anyway.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Hey, no!

Oh my god.

Do you have a boner?

No, that's the controller.

Ew, what are you doing?

That's disgusting.

I can't help it.

Mom!

Yeah. Yeah.

Do you like that?

I mean, no, but kind of.

Maybe because I just haven't seen my boyfriend in a while.

I mean.

Okay. Okay. Okay. That's enough.

Well, I mean, maybe, maybe you can help me out too.

Help you?

Yeah. Maybe, you know, come on.

I'll scratch your back. You scratch my back.

No, that's okay.

I mean, come on, I'll help you. You help me.

You haven't seen your boyfriend in a while.

Alright, well, you better not fucking tell anybody.

I'm not gonna tell anybody yet.

Isn't this weird?

You're my brother.

No, no, it's okay. I'm your stepbrother.

It's really good.

Yeah, it's just as good as he's hitting with.

What do you think?

How do you think I won all these new tricks?

What? Video games.

Oh, shit.

Hey, Jimmy. Hey, Riley. You guys are pretty quiet today.

Nice to see you guys are getting along.

Yeah. Yeah, I think we're doing better.

Mom taught us up.

It's nice.

It's nice.

Yeah, it is nice.

My dishes are getting really wet.

Oh, yeah.

You're cursing so bad.

I should probably make my boyfriend.

We're closer than ever.

Yeah. I kind of like it.

Me too.

You better not fucking tell anybody.

Nobody needs to be heard in the secret.

I've never seen them work together before.

I would say a pretty good mom.

Fuck.

Get her water.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

I think I'm gonna cum.

What? You're gonna cum?

Sorry, we need to get away from this one. Oh, shit.

Oh, damn.

Let's get these dishes done so we can get on top of this shit.

Oh, fuck.

Alright.

Kind of reminds me what you

did with the kids today.

I don't know, honey. It's not looking like there's many things online for us

watch. I don't know.

What are you going to do?

I don't know. There's plenty of other things that we can do.

Yeah, I mean, you're right.

I should take a nap.

I got to work tonight.

That's not really what I meant, babe.

Come on, babe.

We'll watch some more TV later. I'm going to take a nap. Babe, it's been a

Come on. Baby, baby, when I come back from work, when I come back from work,

okay? You say that every day.

I promise.

You know what?

I promise. You enjoy your nap. I love you. Yeah.

Unbelievable.

Come on, get it back. No.

You didn't have to come in there and pick it like that.

Why? No. So what?

You shared it. I'm using it.

No, you can't have it yet.

I was using it first.

No.

Oh, my God.

No. Mom,

he's not letting me use the laptop.

What the hell is all this ruckus going on? What the fuck?

What do you think?

They're fighting.

Again.

I don't know what you guys are going to do, but I got to work a double.

I'm going to go to the room and take a nap. You guys figure it out.

Okay.

Dad.

Listen to your mother. She knows best.

Right.

Now, I know just how to take care of this.

They're in for it now.

This is it.

I'm done with it.

You guys cannot keep it together.

So wait here.

See, look what you did. Look what you did. All you had to do was just use a

laptop. No.

Oh, God.

You're healthy.

Alright.

You guys have pushed me too far.

So now we're going to do this the hard way.

What the fuck is that?

Mom, are you serious?

Watch your language, young man. You are not going to talk to me like this.

Now both of you have pushed me too far, so now we're going to do this the hard

way. Go ahead, get up, and get undressed.

What?

Ew, why?

Did I stutter?

You guys are going to have a correct punishment now. Get up and get

Ew, I'm getting naked in front of my brother.

Oh, you bet your ass you are. Come on, that's absurd.

That's not absurd. Your behavior is absurd.

Now we're going to follow directions and we're going to share these underwear

until you guys can get along.

Over a laptop.

Over your behavior.

What's the problem?

This is insane.

That would be fun. So you two are ashamed of getting naked in front of

other, but you're not ashamed of the behavior that you portray every single

No. How does that make sense?

That's different.

Yeah, that's a little far. That's pushy, you know?

Sorry, but this is not for discussion.

Now go ahead and get up so we can get this over with.

Listen to your mother. You both heard your dad. Mother knows that, right?

We're not going to question dad's words now, are we?

No.

Listen to mommy. Go home.

This is bullshit. This is all your fault.

You just want the laptop so you can watch porn on it, you psycho.

Not true, okay?

But look, the only reason you want it is so you can text your boyfriend.

Yeah, who's that and who now, huh?

Enough. Get up. We're not doing this anymore.

It's both of your fault. Neither of you are right. Get up and let's just get on

with it.

Thank you for that.

All right, kids, get undressed.

Oh, my God.

Don't look at me.

Sorry.

Oh, my God.

Do we really have to do this? I don't have all day. Let's get it done.

Scooch together. You guys can both sit in there.

What are you waiting for? Come on.

Who's first? Thank you.

Yeah,

maybe next time you guys are arguing, you'll remember the punishment.

All right.

Go ahead, Riley. Put yourself in there.

Don't just dive right in or nothing.

Like I want to.

All right. Oh, my God. It's touching.

Great. Would you look at that?

How do you guys feel?

Pretty ridiculous, right?

Yeah. Great.

Now I want you guys to sit here and time out until you guys are ready to, I

don't know, conduct yourselves like you're mature adults.

Am I taking this too far?

Perhaps. But hey, desperate times call for desperate measures.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

No way.

This is all your fault.

It's your fault.

All you had to do was just let me borrow the computer. That's all you had to do.

You told mom I was sexting with my boyfriend.

You told her I was watching porn. Come on.

I mean, fine. I was wrong for that, okay?

I'm sorry.

Okay, I'm sorry too.

I probably shouldn't have told her that you were sexting with my boyfriend.

It's working.

See you guys? They're working on their differences.

I'm like super mom right now.

By the way, how did you know I was sexting with my boyfriend?

Well, about that.

I kind of figured out a way to record

your sexting conversation.

Uh -oh.

Looks like things are starting to take a turn.

What? You fucking perv.

Lisa, I'm not a perv. I can't believe I'm this close to you.

Oh my god.

What are you doing?

It just slipped in.

Well, pull it out.

I can't.

It's stuck in there.

Well, stop. I mean, don't stop.

What do you mean? Stop. Don't stop.

You said my thing was here.

What?

I don't know.

What are you guys doing right now?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

It's okay.

All right. It's fine. You guys just calm down.

Riley, honey, are you okay?

Yeah, we're okay. I mean, we're just stuck.

Okay, well, you know, maybe this could be a good thing. I mean, obviously,

there's a lot of sexual tension between everyone in the family right now, and it

would probably be best for us to just see it through.

What? Mom, are you saying what?

Yeah,

I mean, you know, we are family, and we're already here, so I think we

just work with what we have right now.

I don't know.

We're already here, so, you know, I mean, I have no problem

helping you, you know?

How's that, Riley?

Okay, good.

Here we go.

We can't work out a little bit of our family frustration.

A more creative and fun way.

Yeah, maybe so.

See, mommy does know best.

Yeah.

You're doing a great job, honey.

Oh, my God.

She's your pussy, so what?

See, that's what she's like. You like this?

Definitely coming around to it.

Yeah.

Wow.

Looks like Miley is a good little slut.

Oh, my gosh.

Wow.

Perfect.

Do you see how natural this comes?

Oh, shit.

Oh, this is so good, Mom.

Yeah.

Oh, wow. That's a great job, Jimmy.

Oh, my gosh. You're fine. You're fine like this.

You like that, Riley?

Yeah. Good.

All right, Jimmy.

I think we're going to move you guys to the couch, maybe.

What? Holy shit. So sit down and Riley just...

Let me watch you ride, just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh my gosh, Riley, you're doing so good. You're good.

You're good.

All right, guys.

I want to taste that cough.

I think that we should get out.

No?

Let me help you out with that.

Perfect.

Holy.

Oh, my gosh. Mom, are you sure about this? I'm sure about this, honey.

You think Dad's going to hear it? No, I don't think Dad's going to hear it.

He's so tired from work.

Wow.

Right?

Oh, my gosh.

Gosh, your sister looks so good.

She does.

Your

stick

is so much bigger than your jaw.

Oh, mommy, that's so good.

I want you to feel good.

Wow.

Oh,

good girl.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Keep it down.

That's really good.

Okay.

We can move it. Be a little quieter.

Here we go.

There we go.

Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. Oh, is that right?

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God.

You're making me fuck my brother.

Gosh, I think it was much needed, baby.

Oh. Oh,

my pussy is so tight.

Oh.

Oh.

watching you struggle.

Oh, my

gosh.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my gosh.

You are such a good love.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh,

thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You're

so much better than your dad.

Oh my

gosh,

honey. Your dad never uses it.

Oh, my God.

Yes,

Mommy. Oh, my God.

Yes, Mommy.

Oh, he's going to fuck you dead.

Yeah. Oh, my

God.

Your money could be so wet. Oh, it's fucking so wet.

Stop kidding me.

I love how she uses her tongue on it.

Keep it up. Oh, my gosh. Oh,

my

gosh.

A really good mother makes all the sacrifices so her kids can have the best

experience.

Next time you beat my half score, sis, I'm just gonna think of your tight

I'm gonna make you sit so calm like you make your mama calm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, God.

I know this might seem a little extreme but

I haven't heard them already, have I?

Have you?

Wow.

Wow.

Oh, my gosh. The way you move that cock inside your chest is just...

Oh, yes.

You know, Dad, what's up? Do you think he would think we were weird if you're

doing this?

I don't really care.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

my gosh. That was good.

That was good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Mom, I love when you say that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, that pussy looks so good. Oh,

my God.

Feed me that cock.

Holy

fucking

shit.

You're such a good boy for mommy.

I think it's mommy's turn again.

Mommy definitely wants some more dick.

I want you to fuck me like you fucked your sister.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, God, you're going

to make Mommy come again like that? Oh, my God.

Yeah,

I'm sorry.

Oh, yes.

I'm much better than you, Jack.

Yeah, you like that more? Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

I didn't think my brother would look so good.

Oh, my God.

Eddie Watson?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God.

Is mommy and your pussy good?

Is mommy's pussy tight?

Because she doesn't get fucked like this sometimes.

Yay, you guys.

Yay.

Yay.

Fuck. Keep fucking mommy. Just think that.

Keep fucking mommy.

Just think that.

Make mommy cum all over that fucking top.

She's ready for you to suck her again.

Right, we need to get our nose on the floor.

Oh my

gosh. Oh my

gosh. Your

brother's talk is so fussy now.

And look at your brother wanting to get you this car.

Oh, yeah.

Can you give it to me?

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, mom, I forgot me too.

Oh, me too.

Oh, shit.

Shit,

I'm cumming.

Fuck.

I can't believe I just came on my mom's birthday.

Wow,

you

guys. Look at that.

Teamwork really does us well.

Thank you, Mom. Thank you.

Yeah, thank you, Mommy.

Okay.

I think you can go ahead and get cleaned up, and we'll make us some dinner. I

think that you guys have both worked up quite an appetite.

All right.

Okay.

Don't forget your stuff.

Well, looks like Martha and Greg, you know, had something a little right.

Man, I can't believe I was this big.

You could fit two people inside.

They think I don't know.