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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:35,417 Sorry, it's me. 2 00:00:36,042 --> 00:00:41,042 I'm sorry for the voice message but... I don't want to cause a car accident. 3 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,750 I'm sorry, I know you hate voice messages, but... 4 00:00:50,875 --> 00:00:53,583 I can't text right now. I need to... 5 00:00:55,875 --> 00:00:57,000 No... 6 00:01:01,042 --> 00:01:04,250 Hello, it's me. No. No... Here I am, it's me. 7 00:01:04,375 --> 00:01:06,667 Forgive me for sending you a voice message. 8 00:01:06,792 --> 00:01:09,500 I know you hate them but... I don't want to cause an accident. 9 00:01:09,625 --> 00:01:10,833 I don't want to text. 10 00:01:11,875 --> 00:01:13,958 So... I had to go to... 11 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:17,833 -Oh my God. -Are you crazy? 12 00:01:17,958 --> 00:01:19,792 -I'm sorry. -Don't you see the crosswalk? 13 00:01:19,917 --> 00:01:22,167 -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -How the fuck do you drive? 14 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:26,417 -I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Are you okay? -You could have killed me. 15 00:01:26,542 --> 00:01:29,250 -I'm sorry, forgive me. -"Sorry" my ass. 16 00:01:29,667 --> 00:01:31,000 I'm sorry. 17 00:01:33,583 --> 00:01:34,542 Goodbye! 18 00:01:36,583 --> 00:01:38,125 -Hi, Mom! -I apologize, professor. 19 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:40,917 Apologize to your daughter. She's been waiting you for 20 minutes. 20 00:01:41,042 --> 00:01:42,208 -Right, Gloria? -Yes. 21 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:43,792 -I'm sorry, love. -It doesn't matter, Mom. 22 00:01:43,917 --> 00:01:45,792 "It doesn't matter" today, "it doesn't matter" tomorrow... 23 00:01:45,917 --> 00:01:47,583 There was a miscommunication between me and her dad. 24 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:48,750 Well, you miscommunicate often. 25 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:51,917 -That's why you broke up. -I ran straight from work, I'm sorry. 26 00:01:52,042 --> 00:01:54,458 I wanted to run straight from work 20 minutes ago. 27 00:01:54,583 --> 00:01:56,250 -I'm sorry. -Goodbye. 28 00:01:56,458 --> 00:01:57,958 -Bye. -Goodbye. 29 00:01:59,042 --> 00:02:00,542 -I'm really sorry! -Okay, okay. 30 00:02:15,333 --> 00:02:18,333 -Are we going to get an ice cream? -We can't now, love. 31 00:02:21,958 --> 00:02:25,292 -Where the fuck are you? -I was about to send you a voice message. 32 00:02:25,417 --> 00:02:27,625 Do you know where you can stick your voice message, Marcella? 33 00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:29,958 You're right, Luca. Let me explain. 34 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,250 No, no, no, no. Can I explain something to you? 35 00:02:32,708 --> 00:02:36,125 -Yes, sure, Luca. Tell me. -You're fired, you twat! 36 00:02:37,167 --> 00:02:39,042 -Hello? -Mom? 37 00:02:40,417 --> 00:02:41,375 Not now. 38 00:02:43,042 --> 00:02:46,042 I went to pick up your granddaughter at school, Luca. 39 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:48,750 I don't give a fuck about my granddaughter! 40 00:02:49,042 --> 00:02:50,167 Hello, Grandpa. 41 00:02:53,958 --> 00:02:57,542 Your son asked me to pick her up, Luca. Your son. 42 00:02:57,667 --> 00:03:02,750 -Who pays your salary? Me or my son? -You, Luca. You do. 43 00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:04,333 Mom? 44 00:03:05,125 --> 00:03:10,167 -Gloria, love, your mom is fired. -Wait a second, Luca. Please! 45 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:12,417 Mom. 46 00:03:12,542 --> 00:03:14,458 Gloria, this is not the moment to get an ice cream! 47 00:03:14,583 --> 00:03:15,542 Mom! 48 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:33,958 THE ACCIDENT 49 00:05:56,417 --> 00:05:57,792 Separation, huh? 50 00:06:03,042 --> 00:06:06,292 I've been there. Luckily, I didn't have kids. 51 00:06:11,292 --> 00:06:12,375 Anyway, they get used to it. 52 00:06:12,542 --> 00:06:15,875 Two TVs, two houses, two vacations, two ice creams... 53 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:17,875 It's not so bad after all, is it? 54 00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:23,792 Maria. 55 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:26,500 -Marcella. -What? 56 00:06:33,125 --> 00:06:36,708 Now, let's talk about nice things. Today is your lucky day. 57 00:06:37,792 --> 00:06:40,750 For two reasons. First, because you didn't get hurt. 58 00:06:40,958 --> 00:06:42,250 -Right? -Right. 59 00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:44,583 And the second reason? Guess the second reason. 60 00:06:46,042 --> 00:06:47,000 I don't know. 61 00:06:50,417 --> 00:06:52,208 The second reason is that you've met me. 62 00:06:53,417 --> 00:06:55,667 Maria, what if I were to tell you that 63 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:57,917 I'll load the car and take care of everything, 64 00:06:58,042 --> 00:07:03,583 insurance, lawyers, repairs? Zero stress. I'll take care of everything. 65 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:22,792 -Do you make good money with your job? -Why? 66 00:07:24,625 --> 00:07:25,708 They fired me. 67 00:07:26,833 --> 00:07:28,667 -Maria... -Marcella. 68 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:30,958 Maria. 69 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:36,458 You can do whatever you want in life. Heroin, cocaine, crack... 70 00:07:37,417 --> 00:07:39,458 There's only one thing that someone with your character 71 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:43,208 must avoid at all costs, unless you want to ruin your life. 72 00:07:44,583 --> 00:07:45,625 Getting married? 73 00:07:47,875 --> 00:07:49,042 Tow truck. 74 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:52,417 Don't buy one. 75 00:07:54,292 --> 00:07:55,250 Ever. 76 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:06,083 -Repeat after me. "It doesn't hurt." -"It doesn't hurt." 77 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:10,583 Again, come on. 78 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:12,875 "It doesn't hurt". 79 00:08:13,792 --> 00:08:16,083 -But why? -It's an experiment. 80 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:17,667 An experiment? 81 00:08:17,792 --> 00:08:20,792 If you convince your brain that the pain doesn't exist, 82 00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:26,583 the energy caused by my hand dissolves in the air and that pain never existed. 83 00:08:28,958 --> 00:08:30,833 I just wanted to buy a tow truck. 84 00:08:31,542 --> 00:08:34,707 -You're a sweetheart. What's your name? -Marcella. 85 00:08:34,832 --> 00:08:37,792 Marcella, Marcella, the tow truck doesn't exist. 86 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:38,875 No. 87 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,707 What does exist is only the truck and the flatbed. 88 00:08:41,832 --> 00:08:43,250 -Are you following me? -Yes. 89 00:08:43,375 --> 00:08:44,583 The trucks are... 90 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:51,083 Ford Transit, Iveco Daily, Renault Master, Mercedes Sprinter. 91 00:08:51,458 --> 00:08:53,958 -Which one do you want? -Which one is the best? 92 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,500 The Renault Master has the best quality-price ratio. 93 00:08:56,917 --> 00:08:59,542 -That one, then. The Renault Master. -But I can only give you the one. 94 00:08:59,708 --> 00:09:01,625 A 1983 Iveco Daily. 95 00:09:03,958 --> 00:09:06,958 -Is it good? -This is a great truck. 96 00:09:08,167 --> 00:09:09,250 Excuse me for a second. 97 00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:16,333 Hello? Yes, for your husband, I remember. 98 00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:18,958 Send me a picture. 99 00:09:20,167 --> 00:09:22,833 Even in a costume, no face. 100 00:09:23,417 --> 00:09:26,250 But if I don't see him, how can I say yes? What if he's a monster? 101 00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:29,833 I'm not saying he's a monster, I'm just saying he could be one. 102 00:09:30,417 --> 00:09:32,583 What? A photo of me? 103 00:09:33,208 --> 00:09:35,667 Look, I'm working. I've got no time to spare. 104 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,542 Sorry, it's the same every time. 105 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:42,167 So? How much are you willing to spend? 106 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,917 -How much is it? -How much have you got? 107 00:09:47,042 --> 00:09:49,167 I would like to ask for a loan, if possible. 108 00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:52,583 I see. You don't have a penny. 109 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,542 -I'm sorry. -Okay, Marcella. 110 00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:58,667 -We're going to try something else. -Do we have to? 111 00:09:59,042 --> 00:10:02,542 It's very simple. I will do you no harm. Look carefully at my face. 112 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:07,292 Study every single detail of my face. 113 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:13,542 As if your entire life depended on your memory of it. 114 00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:15,667 -Are you doing it? -Yes. 115 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:17,208 Close your eyes. 116 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:23,500 Are you clearly seeing my face even with your eyes closed? 117 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:28,208 -Yes. -Nose, mouth, eyes, ears? 118 00:10:29,417 --> 00:10:32,583 Now that you see my face even with your eyes closed, tell me. 119 00:10:33,042 --> 00:10:37,083 -Do I look like a prick? -No. No, no, no, I don't know. 120 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:40,750 -I'm not a prick. -I can pay you in cash every single week. 121 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:45,375 A thousand euros every Monday? 122 00:10:50,958 --> 00:10:52,625 -For how many weeks? -Fifteen. 123 00:10:53,042 --> 00:10:56,958 -Fifteen? Fifteen thousand euros? -Congratulations. 124 00:10:57,250 --> 00:11:00,333 Now you have a great 1983 Iveco Daily! 125 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:03,542 You are a good person, Marcella. 126 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:23,917 Yes, sorry, my car broke down. 127 00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:28,667 I can't make it to dinner, I'm sorry. 128 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:33,750 -I'll load this car, okay? Go away. -I'm sorry. 129 00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:49,708 I already have insurance, thanks. 130 00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:02,958 Do you need help? 131 00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:12,375 If you need help, I can load your car. 132 00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:17,083 -If... If you want I can... -Come on, enough, go away! 133 00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:27,458 -Get out of the way, I'm already here. -Of course. 134 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,125 You're too nice for a job like this. 135 00:14:40,292 --> 00:14:44,708 You have a gentle soul, a childlike soul. 136 00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:49,333 -Thanks. -You are just a little girl. 137 00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:53,625 Anyway, we already have our own mechanic. 138 00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:57,333 Would you to come live with us? 139 00:14:57,667 --> 00:15:01,375 My husband always wanted a little baby girl. 140 00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:05,833 Madame, I'm 35 years old. 141 00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:43,125 I told you so, Maria. 142 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:47,750 You can't compete with them. This world is full of sharks. 143 00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:51,208 You have to come up with something that matches your character. 144 00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:55,292 You have to get to it before everyone else. 145 00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:58,125 Use your head. 146 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,750 I'll try. 147 00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:04,208 -Good luck. -Thank you. 148 00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:06,958 Maria... 149 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:10,292 watch out though. 150 00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:14,333 Don't you ever think of following an ambulance. 151 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,167 It pisses them off. 152 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,125 Don't worry. I'm fine, thank you. 153 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,042 Do you know what really pisses me off? 154 00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,375 Traffic? 155 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,583 It pisses me off that we have the same name. 156 00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:03,417 Is your name Marcella as well? 157 00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:07,791 They call us "rescuers," they call you "rescuers." 158 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,916 We have the same name. 159 00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:12,875 Well, anyway, my name is Marcella. Nice to meet you! 160 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,083 Does it look like we're doing the same job? 161 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,000 Does it look like we're driving the same truck? 162 00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:20,250 Mine is a 1983 Iveco Daily. 163 00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:25,875 On the streets, I've seen a lot of despicable things. 164 00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:29,208 But following an ambulance hoping to find an accident... 165 00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,667 that's definitely the worst I've seen. 166 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,792 You should be ashamed of yourself. 167 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,083 Find your clients in some other way! 168 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:46,958 -Can you please say that again? -What? 169 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:51,583 -That thing about car accidents. -I give 50 euros if you spot an accident. 170 00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:54,958 -I'm interested, can I have a flyer? -Sure. 171 00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:58,583 Here it says, "Fifty euros if you spot an accident." 172 00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:00,750 -Only if I load the car. -Can I have another flyer? 173 00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:01,833 Sure. 174 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,500 Do you think it's fair to your colleagues? 175 00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:06,667 Why not? 176 00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:09,208 They could consider it unfair competition. 177 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,083 I don't want to bother anyone. 178 00:19:12,042 --> 00:19:13,875 -Are you rescuers too? -No. 179 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,292 -Can I have another flyer? -Sure. 180 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,042 We're just curious. 181 00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,125 Do you have experience? 182 00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:25,542 I know a lot of rescuers, but I don't think I've ever seen you. 183 00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:27,042 Today is my first day. 184 00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,500 It would be sad if it was to be your last one too. 185 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:33,417 I'd be sad too, I just bought a 1983 Iveco Daily. 186 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:44,167 -Hello? -Is it someone who spotted an accident? 187 00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:45,875 Sure, where are you? 188 00:19:47,042 --> 00:19:49,792 I suggest you don't take the job. For your own good. 189 00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:50,875 I'm coming! 190 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,500 It's been a real pleasure to meet you. 191 00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:59,042 A bad ending would make me very sad. 192 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,042 Thanks. 193 00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:18,542 -Is it you who saw the accident? -Yes, it's right there. 194 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:19,667 Thank you! 195 00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:23,083 -And my fifty euros? -Only if I load the car. 196 00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:27,167 -What a scam! -I'm sorry, it's written on the flyer. 197 00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:32,333 Do you need help? 198 00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,583 Car won't start, huh? 199 00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:40,375 I can help you if you want! 200 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,500 Do you want your fucked up car to be loaded or what? 201 00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:47,917 Sure. 202 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,625 It's been a real pleasure doing business with you. 203 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:56,792 -Thank you. -Call me if you see any more accidents. 204 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:06,250 I'd be very sad if your tow truck were to catch fire. 205 00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:31,000 Things are going well. 206 00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:33,792 One of these days I would like to pick up Gloria from school, 207 00:24:33,917 --> 00:24:35,167 and take her for an ice cream. 208 00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:38,000 Hello? 209 00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:44,833 -Your husband? -I must have lost service. 210 00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:49,458 -Do you have a photo? -Anyway, things are going very well. 211 00:24:49,667 --> 00:24:53,167 I told you so. This is a great truck. 212 00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:55,458 -Have you got the thousand? -No. 213 00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:58,500 -I've brought you two thousand. -Gosh. 214 00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:00,792 And how did you do it? 215 00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:03,083 I give 50 euros to anyone who spots an accident. 216 00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:04,292 Everyone's calling me. 217 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,792 It's strange that they haven't burned down your tow truck yet. 218 00:25:07,917 --> 00:25:10,125 But why should they burn down my tow truck? 219 00:25:10,542 --> 00:25:12,167 We're in Italy, it's a civilized country. 220 00:25:13,625 --> 00:25:15,292 It's not that bad. 221 00:25:15,792 --> 00:25:19,208 -It's a 1983 Iveco Daily. -You say it's not worth a lot? 222 00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:22,167 -Three hundred, tops? -Probably. 223 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,708 They should pay you to take this. 224 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:26,917 It's less expensive than the transfer of ownership. 225 00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:29,083 It's better if you scrap it. 226 00:25:49,625 --> 00:25:53,208 A 15,000 euro Iveco Daily, up in smoke. 227 00:25:53,458 --> 00:25:54,875 I already gave you 2,000, didn't I? 228 00:25:55,042 --> 00:25:56,708 Yes, but you still owe me 13. 229 00:26:01,042 --> 00:26:04,958 -Can I have another tow truck? -Yes, if you give me your car in return. 230 00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:07,750 -My car is worth 20,000 euros! -That was before the accident. 231 00:26:07,875 --> 00:26:11,917 Marcella, you crashed into a bus. Your car now is damaged. 232 00:26:12,042 --> 00:26:16,125 I'll do you a favor. I'll take your car and give you a new tow truck. 233 00:26:19,792 --> 00:26:20,833 Plus 7,000. 234 00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:23,042 -20,000 in total? -Congratulations. 235 00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:26,875 Now you own a 1987 Iveco Daily. 236 00:27:28,708 --> 00:27:29,667 Yes, it's me. 237 00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:35,417 Sure, I still give 50 euros if you spot an accident. 238 00:27:40,167 --> 00:27:43,750 Yes, someone burned down my tow truck, how do you know? 239 00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:49,083 Yes, I bought another one. 240 00:27:52,667 --> 00:27:53,958 Have you seen an accident? 241 00:27:56,750 --> 00:27:59,083 I'm nearby. I'm on my way. 242 00:28:59,667 --> 00:29:00,917 What a coincidence. 243 00:29:02,833 --> 00:29:03,792 You're here too. 244 00:29:17,792 --> 00:29:18,833 Where's the accident? 245 00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:23,292 Give Bruna your device, please. 246 00:29:24,375 --> 00:29:26,792 -Which device? -Your phone. 247 00:29:39,167 --> 00:29:40,375 That was my phone. 248 00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:43,958 You have to stop receiving calls from people who see accidents. 249 00:29:45,125 --> 00:29:47,833 -Why? -Because it's bothering us. 250 00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:50,750 Couldn't you have said that before? 251 00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:33,500 We've been live streaming for seven hours! 252 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:39,292 A real jester never gets tired. I'm almost there, I need a minute. 253 00:30:40,292 --> 00:30:42,542 If you don't make it in a minute, we leave. 254 00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:47,792 You're not going anywhere until you hack the traffic light. 255 00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:54,458 -They've made a donation. -I'm almost there. 256 00:30:55,917 --> 00:30:59,417 You are two losers. We're calling the police. 257 00:31:00,667 --> 00:31:03,958 Relax, Magenta's the best. Give her a second. 258 00:31:06,667 --> 00:31:09,333 And be quiet because there's someone sleeping here. 259 00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:13,625 Knock on the glass and ask her if you can lick her feet. 260 00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:16,333 That's not appropriate, poor thing. 261 00:31:23,917 --> 00:31:24,917 She can't hear. 262 00:31:25,708 --> 00:31:28,167 Knock louder, jester. 263 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,833 Excuse me, can I lick your feet? 264 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,542 Ask her if her feet are nice. 265 00:31:45,083 --> 00:31:46,042 What? 266 00:31:46,583 --> 00:31:48,667 Ask her if she's a loser. 267 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,625 Actually, things are going really well. 268 00:31:56,042 --> 00:31:58,417 She is clearly a loser. 269 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:01,125 We are live streaming, do you want to say hi? 270 00:32:01,542 --> 00:32:03,250 -To who? -I did it! 271 00:32:06,667 --> 00:32:09,458 I just have to point it at the traffic light. 272 00:32:09,583 --> 00:32:13,250 It goes red when you press green, and green when you press red. 273 00:32:13,958 --> 00:32:17,292 Couldn't you make it turn green when you press the green button, 274 00:32:17,417 --> 00:32:20,083 and red when you press the red button? 275 00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:24,458 Green button... 276 00:32:25,958 --> 00:32:29,667 -Cool! -We called the police. 277 00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:33,125 And red button. 278 00:32:34,083 --> 00:32:36,167 -And green button. -It works! 279 00:32:36,833 --> 00:32:38,625 You better run. 280 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:42,792 -It's not really the cops, right? -Of course not. 281 00:32:49,458 --> 00:32:52,417 Don't you understand they're fucking around with you? 282 00:33:04,208 --> 00:33:05,792 If you follow us, I'll kill you! 283 00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:37,833 Cool. 284 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:01,083 Who's going to talk to my boss? 285 00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:03,625 Will I tell him? Or will this idiot? 286 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,292 I don't understand, the traffic light was green! 287 00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:07,458 Do you even realize the mess you've made? 288 00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:11,333 Sir, please, let's calm down. Would you? Just calm down. 289 00:34:11,458 --> 00:34:13,875 Calm down? Calm down? How will I get to work? 290 00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:16,292 Madame? 291 00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:19,208 Madame? 292 00:34:24,458 --> 00:34:25,458 Do you need help? 293 00:41:47,125 --> 00:41:48,083 Hello, it's me. 294 00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:52,292 I don't have a phone anymore. 295 00:41:54,583 --> 00:41:56,958 No, this is not my new number. They just handed me a phone. 296 00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:03,333 Why? Your father hasn't found a replacement yet? 297 00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:07,833 No, no. 298 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,500 Actually, things are going very well. 299 00:42:17,167 --> 00:42:18,417 I have a tow truck now. 300 00:42:20,667 --> 00:42:23,875 A tow truck, yes. What's so funny about that? 301 00:42:29,583 --> 00:42:32,458 Look, I know we said she's going to spend a month with you, 302 00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:35,042 but can I pick Gloria up from school tomorrow? 303 00:42:38,875 --> 00:42:41,833 Robi, it was just an accident. It can happen to anyone. 304 00:42:43,583 --> 00:42:44,583 It won't happen again. 305 00:42:45,958 --> 00:42:48,125 All I want to do is take Gloria for an ice cream. 306 00:42:49,542 --> 00:42:50,917 She asked me to! 307 00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:55,125 What if I bring ice cream to school and we eat them there? 308 00:42:57,583 --> 00:42:59,583 Yes. On the tow truck. She's gonna love it. 309 00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:02,917 Hello? 310 00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:06,083 Hello? 311 00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:15,375 -Sorry for the trouble, thank you. -Disconnected? 312 00:43:15,750 --> 00:43:19,417 -I think I lost service. -Yes. There's a bad phone reception here. 313 00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:36,125 Good morning. I would like to buy two ice creams. 314 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:38,875 -Three ice creams? -Actually, I want two. 315 00:43:39,042 --> 00:43:40,000 Three. 316 00:43:41,292 --> 00:43:44,167 -Three ice creams is just fine. -Six euros. 317 00:43:47,417 --> 00:43:50,042 Do you also have a cooler bag with some ice cubes? 318 00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:56,208 Thank you. 319 00:43:57,250 --> 00:43:58,292 Thank you for everything. 320 00:44:14,583 --> 00:44:16,375 -Good morning, professor. -Goodbye. 321 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,042 -Sorry to bother you. -Yes. 322 00:44:18,167 --> 00:44:19,375 Has Gloria left already? 323 00:44:19,583 --> 00:44:21,875 She left with your husband's girlfriend Camilla, 324 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,000 she came early. 325 00:44:23,375 --> 00:44:25,625 But we agreed that I should pick her up. 326 00:44:26,083 --> 00:44:27,250 I'm very sorry. 327 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:30,667 -But I got ice cream. -I'm sorry. 328 00:44:31,083 --> 00:44:32,375 But they're going to melt. 329 00:44:33,375 --> 00:44:35,375 And what the fuck do I care? 330 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,250 Twenty-five hundred. 331 00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:48,917 -Everyone is saying you've made it. -Twenty-six hundred. 332 00:44:49,167 --> 00:44:52,333 We can't figure out how you're always the first one to arrive. 333 00:44:53,583 --> 00:44:55,042 Twenty-seven hundred. 334 00:44:56,708 --> 00:44:58,583 Are you still doing that phone trick? 335 00:44:59,583 --> 00:45:00,792 Twenty-eight hundred. 336 00:45:02,792 --> 00:45:04,917 The say you're not answering the phone anymore. 337 00:45:05,042 --> 00:45:06,208 Twenty-nine hundred. 338 00:45:07,417 --> 00:45:11,667 We can't figure out how you always arrive before the police and the ambulances. 339 00:45:12,917 --> 00:45:15,375 -And that's 3,000. -What are you hiding? 340 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:17,458 Nothing. 341 00:45:18,542 --> 00:45:20,125 Things are just going very well. 342 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,250 Can I borrow your phone? I have to call my boss. 343 00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:33,792 -I don't have it. I'm sorry. -Yes, sure, right. 344 00:46:33,917 --> 00:46:34,917 What are you hiding there? 345 00:46:36,708 --> 00:46:38,625 -Nothing. -You think I'm a thief? 346 00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:41,167 -Is that what you're thinking? -No, no. I'm sorry. 347 00:46:41,292 --> 00:46:42,875 You think I want to steal your phone? 348 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,167 Just because I live on the streets, you think I'm a thief? 349 00:46:45,292 --> 00:46:47,333 No, no. I live on the streets as well. 350 00:46:47,458 --> 00:46:49,333 -Do I scare you? -No. 351 00:46:54,583 --> 00:46:57,083 The horn is the mirror of the soul! 352 00:47:40,250 --> 00:47:41,417 Call an ambulance. 353 00:47:55,708 --> 00:47:57,917 Is it your first major car crash? 354 00:48:01,750 --> 00:48:02,875 You never get used to it. 355 00:48:06,458 --> 00:48:08,333 This is the worst part of our job. 356 00:48:09,167 --> 00:48:11,167 The moment you stop thinking about the money 357 00:48:11,625 --> 00:48:13,500 and you start hoping that no one dies. 358 00:48:14,792 --> 00:48:16,083 Then you think about money again. 359 00:48:19,042 --> 00:48:20,292 Thank you for calling. 360 00:48:21,292 --> 00:48:22,250 Will he be okay? 361 00:48:24,167 --> 00:48:26,625 You can follow us if you care so much. 362 00:48:31,042 --> 00:48:32,000 And the cars? 363 00:48:32,625 --> 00:48:34,625 -You can load them. -Maria. 364 00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:38,542 You're a good person. 365 00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:40,625 Thank you. 366 00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:47,625 Hey. This is my workplace, not a parking lot. 367 00:50:47,833 --> 00:50:50,042 I'm sorry. I'm waiting for news on a patient. 368 00:50:50,167 --> 00:50:51,958 Can't you wait somewhere else? 369 00:50:52,125 --> 00:50:53,333 Don't you have a phone? 370 00:50:54,375 --> 00:50:57,417 -Do you sell flowers? -No, I eat them. 371 00:50:59,833 --> 00:51:02,292 Which kind of flower would you give to someone who's sick? 372 00:51:04,042 --> 00:51:07,917 Lilies or tulips. They represent strength and hope. 373 00:51:08,375 --> 00:51:11,958 The strength to tolerate you and the hope you get the fuck out of here. 374 00:51:12,792 --> 00:51:15,583 -I'll take the tulips. -Oh, really? It's ten euros. 375 00:51:28,583 --> 00:51:31,000 Giving flowers is always an act of kindness. 376 00:51:31,250 --> 00:51:33,833 I hope the person you know gets well soon. 377 00:51:34,042 --> 00:51:36,417 -Thank you. -And now get the fuck out of here. 378 00:51:37,375 --> 00:51:40,500 Excuse me. Are you the one who called the ambulance? 379 00:51:40,958 --> 00:51:43,542 -Yes. -I'm his mother. 380 00:51:44,542 --> 00:51:46,042 Thank you for what you did. 381 00:51:52,667 --> 00:51:53,667 It's my job. 382 00:55:03,167 --> 00:55:05,292 Dear Marcella! 383 00:55:09,042 --> 00:55:10,292 I have a question for you. 384 00:55:11,583 --> 00:55:12,833 What day was it yesterday? 385 00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:14,542 Monday. 386 00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:17,167 And what happens every Monday? 387 00:55:17,583 --> 00:55:19,125 A new week begins? 388 00:55:20,375 --> 00:55:22,125 Let me introduce you to a couple of friends. 389 00:55:34,542 --> 00:55:36,583 Don't throw it away! Are you crazy? Give it to me. 390 00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:38,417 Repeat after me. 391 00:55:39,792 --> 00:55:41,917 "Things are going very well." 392 00:55:43,083 --> 00:55:44,042 Why? 393 00:55:44,917 --> 00:55:47,625 Repeat after me. "Things are going very well." 394 00:55:48,667 --> 00:55:49,833 "Things are going well." 395 00:55:50,708 --> 00:55:52,542 "Things are going very well." 396 00:55:53,083 --> 00:55:55,417 -"Things are going very well." -Louder! 397 00:55:55,750 --> 00:55:57,917 "Things are going very well!" 398 00:56:00,458 --> 00:56:01,542 Glad to hear that. 399 00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:03,833 See you tomorrow. 400 00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:50,250 Mom! 401 01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:48,917 Do you want an ice cream? 402 01:00:49,917 --> 01:00:50,875 Yes. 403 01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:13,000 -Robi, do you want an ice cream? -No, thanks. 404 01:01:21,208 --> 01:01:22,208 Okay, give it to me. 405 01:01:28,250 --> 01:01:29,208 Mom? 406 01:01:31,375 --> 01:01:32,375 Yes, love? 407 01:01:36,167 --> 01:01:38,208 This ice cream sucks. 29361

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