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Okay, don't be nervous.

Don't be nervous.

Fuck.

Just fucking calm down.

Get ready.

You're cool. It's all right.

Fucking... Don't stress.

Don't stress. Don't stress.

God.

You already woke up?

No, I know I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready for it.

Fuck yeah, I'm nervous.

She's finally gonna put out, dude. That's what I've been waiting for.

I haven't had sex for a long fucking time, okay? So... I'm... I'm a little

nervous.

Uh... Jerk off?

Dude, you really think I should... You really think I should jerk off?

Alright, I guess I... I guess I could do that. I might...

make it a little bit, you know, I wouldn't be so nervous at least.

Well, fuck it, man. I saw it in a movie once, right? I mean, it's gotta be true.

It was in a movie.

Yeah,

okay. Alright.

Yeah, thanks for being there for me, bro.

I'll, yeah, I'll give you a call after and I'll tell you how it went.

Fucking, you know, wish me luck and stuff. Pray to the gods of sex, drugs

rock and roll and shit, you know, whatever.

Adio.

Oh man.

Fuck it, it's a better jerk off.

Oh my god, I can't believe I'm gonna do this.

Fuck it, fuck it.

Come on.

Get this over with.

Think happy thoughts.

Give me a good date.

I'm starting to feel good.

Oh, my God. What the fuck are you doing? Get out of here. Oh, Jesus.

Oh, yes. Are you actually jacking off?

Oh, God.

Just please go. Just go. Don't you have a date tonight?

Well, yeah.

That's kind of why I'm doing it. Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing. I haven't

been with a girl in a long time, and I just wanted to...

Not be nervous and laugh a little bit. Why did you just... Oh, God, please just

leave me alone so I can finish. This is so fucking embarrassing.

I'm sorry to walk you in like that.

I didn't... Look, maybe I can help you out.

What do you mean, help me out?

I'm jerking off.

Yeah, but wouldn't it be much better to actually do it with a real girl?

You're my little...

It's not going to get you anywhere.

What are you doing?

It's not... Why are you touching me?

Thank you for helping me.

Oh man.

Can I touch you?

Sure. Oh wow.

I feel so lucky.

I wasn't expecting that.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

Oh.

Oh, God.

You suck, honey.

better than jerking off.

I have a pretty good idea of what I mean.

Do you want me to... I'm gonna fuck you?

Fuck you.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Okay.

How do you want to do it? Do you think we should just... Do you want to get

on your knees here?

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Okay, okay.

Oh god.

Oh god, it's really... Holy shit.

Oh fuck.

Oh god damn.

I'm fucking my sister.

Holy shit.

Oh my god. I can't fucking believe...

It's not tough.

I think he's a secret.