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Hey, honey.

How long?

I don't know, about 15, 20 minutes?

Yeah, it's been a long day.

You put a surprise on me.

No, it wouldn't be a surprise if I told you. You just have to wait.

Okay. All right, I'll see you soon.

Bye.

What a long day.

Baby, that's great.

So is this my surprise?

No.

But you can guess again.

Crap at guessing.

I'm just going to go get some work done. I'll see you in a bit.

Babe, look at your form.

You look amazing in that dress. Have you been working out?

No, baby.

You know I like to eat the booty, too.

So what are you doing now?

I'm picking out what to make for dinner.

I was thinking your favorite food.

Oh, you're too good to me, babe.

So, uh, this booty, baby, is that the surprise

tonight?

but your clothes... Right.

I'm going to go to watch some TV.

Give this out when dinner's ready.

You do that, baby.

Hey.

Where's the dress that you had on earlier?

I don't know what you're talking about. I haven't worn a dress all day today.

Well, you know, the sexy tight little dress.

It wasn't me.

It was someone else.

Baby, come on. Give me some credit. I know what my girlfriend's thoughts look

like. Okay.

Anyway, can I give her a surprise now?

No, you can't. Baby, please!

Okay, fine.

Since you're so cute, if you go to the bathroom now and you close your eyes, I

will give you your surprise.

Oh, you're the best.

Okay,

baby. I'm ready for my surprise.

Okay. Do you have your blindfold on?

Yep, yep. Can't be a fucking thing.

Okay.

So, are you excited?

Oh, yes, baby.

Yeah? Yeah.

Do you want to feel my mouth on your butt?

Oh, baby. Yes, please.

You do, huh?

Mm -hmm.

You want a wet blowjob, don't you? Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, fuck.

That's it, honey.

Yeah. Oh,

yeah, baby.

Oh, baby, you give the best blowjob ever. Oh, my God.

Slow down, you don't want me to come.

Oh, baby,

yes.

That's it.

Is that what you like?

Baby?

Yes.

What the?

Baby, what?

No,

that was probably someone else.

I met her at the supermarket and I felt like she was my doppelganger and now

you can have two of me

Oh, man.

Fuck.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my gosh. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Holy shit. What did I make you come back?

Fucking horrible, huh?

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Look at her. Look at her.

My face is all sloppy and wet.

oh my god

oh my

god

Oh my god.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that's so close to the beat, isn't it? Oh, make

your cry.

Make your cry.

Make your cry. Hold it back. Make your cry.

Thank you. More, more, more.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, shit.

Shit!

No!

Mm -hmm. I did.

you know

Bye. Bye.

I don't need that opposite score.

Oh, that's so moral.

Thank you.