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Oh, hey. How was your day?

It was better.

Oh, well, was it today, like, that big test and everything? Did everything go

good, or...? I guess.

I don't... I don't know. You can talk to me. We don't need to constantly be

fighting. Well, I always have so much to do. You give me all these chores, and,

like, I am always doing something. I never have time for myself.

Well, you're always on your phone or in your room. You have two chores.

That's a lot.

It's not a lot.

And you cut back on your homework anyway, so you should have more time.

not working right now.

Well, like, you're my stepmom. You shouldn't be giving me so many things to

I know, but I just need some help around here. Your dad's been always away, and

I don't have time to do anything for myself.

And we've been eating out, and I always have to go pick up stuff, and I'm still

working too, you know?

Okay. Whatever.

Cool.

Okay. So I had an idea.

If you're older, good.

I know.

Okay. So there's this strap that's local,

and he offers lessons.

Okay. I thought that would be something we could do together, and, you know, we

need more things we can enjoy together.

I like it.

Here he is.

Wow, he's really cute.

Oh, well, yeah, I mean, that's not the only reason I picked him.

But he has some really great reviews, and he should be able to be here later.

But if you could clean up in the living room and everything, I'm going to get

the kitchen all ready.

Okay. Deal?

Deal.

All right. I appreciate you.

Yes.

I'm going to get everything ready.

All right.

Oh, the water is boiling.

We're going to make this cucumber stew.

You girls are going to love this.

Chloe, I'll tell you what. You check on that. Let's see how that's doing.

How do I know when it's burnt?

Well, we don't want to burn it. We just want to make sure it gets right up to

that point, and then we're going to shut it off. But I'll tell you what. In the

meantime, Chloe, why don't you cut up the cilantro for us? Okay.

All right?

Can you help me a little?

Uh, sure, sure. Fine. I'd still do at least that one.

Well, it's okay. Well, I can help her here. So you just want to hold that,

hold that with your left hand, and then right down with your right hand, just

nice and firm.

Yep.

Um.

Yep, there you go.

Could you help me with this?

Um, sure, sure. Let me just see this, Chloe, real quick. Okay.

Forgot my other chef's knife, but here you go.

Right down. Here you go. Just lay that flat.

That. Yep. Just like that.

And you can just right through there like that.

Yep.

Just like that. I mean, I like it a little thicker.

Yeah. Yep. Sure thing.

Okay. Good. There you go. Just like that. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Yeah, there you go. Chloe, you know what? In the meantime, could you get us

more water in the pan over there?

Sure. You know, I always heard a way to land hot water in the stomach, but I've

found other ways to get there.

Oh, wow. Yeah.

Uh -huh. Look, Steve.

Can you help me clean it up?

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Let's get you cleaned up there.

Oh, here we go.

There you go. Wow, Chloe, you got yourself

into a real pickle here.

Or a cucumber, I guess.

You're right. Could you go switch over the laundry for me, Chloe?

That can wait till later, Mom.

It really can.

Whatever you say.

I guess I'll be back.

Oh, okay.

All right. Anyway.

So how's it coming over here? Good?

I have it over here. Okay.

That's good there.

Put it over there. Okay. You can go ahead and finish that.

There you go. Right there.

Okay.

That's it.

There you go.

You're getting it now.

I can think of something else I would like to work on.

Yeah? Yeah.

Do you think I could, you know, work on a different thing?

Well, hold on.

She won't be back for a minute. She takes forever to do anything.

What?

I mean, all right, I guess.

It takes forever to do her chores. She's probably getting distracted by her

phone or something right now.

I love her and her little friends are always on this thing.

Yeah.

A true professional.

I love it. Fantastic.

Yeah, I guess.

You have to keep it down.

Oh, yeah.

Hmm.

Yeah, it's good on you.

Tonight. I'm just, uh, taking care of you.

I, I, I guess.

Isn't it good?

You look so good.

Yeah.

I'll try not to distract you.

Now you like the distraction?

Maybe. Maybe.

You are the professional. Come on. It's very true.

Oh, my God.

I told you I found a different route than I'm sorry.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, hey, Chloe.

Hey. So the laundry's all done, and I'm all dry, so.

Oh, good, yeah.

So the food's just coming right along.

It looks really good.

It is. It's going to be.

to like it. Cool.

Where's mom?

Oh, she ran to the garage I think maybe for like garbage bags or something.

Oh, okay.

Well, and I keep another one of them.

Okay.

Well, I better go before mom gets back.

Yeah, maybe.

No kissing, my daughter.

This pig is mine.

Okay?

Okay. Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Okay. Yeah.

Oh.

Hmm.

Just finish me off real quick.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You definitely did.

We better check before it burns. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to run to the

Okay.

All right.

Come on over here to the couch.

We'll just wait for Mom to get done. Okay. Getting ready.

All right.

So what did you think about your birthday cooking lesson?

It was great. I love cooking, so.

That was really fun.

Good. Did you learn anything?

Yeah, I think so.

Good. Good.

It's been really great.

That's good to hear.

I'm glad you liked it.

You're a really cute girl.

Thanks.

Thank you.

Chloe,

what the fuck, man?

This road's a complete disaster.

You said you'd clean it out before your dad got home.

Well, he's not coming home until tomorrow.

But it's a wreck.

It's a complete disaster.

Like, if he comes home a little early, he's going to be pissed.

Okay, I'll do it later.

You'll do it now before our cooking classes.

Whatever.

All right.

Oh, kid's mad.

Yeah, I can imagine.

So, did she offer you water or anything?

No, I didn't.

You're good?

You don't need anything?

No, I'm just kind of ready to get going when you two are. I'm always ready to

get going.

Yeah? Yeah. Good.

Yep, me too.

So, do you want a little bit of dessert for dinner?

Maybe?

Possibly? No.

Yeah, maybe.

Thanks.

It's going to take her a while to leave that pig's eye.

Okay.

Wow. Oh, yeah.

That's pretty nice.

Interesting. It's really good.

Yeah, that looks really good. Really good?

It's better than any dessert I could make.

So, you are hungry?

Uh... No?

Let's see why not.

Maybe. Yeah.

Taco Tuesday.

You don't need those. It's just fine.

Blah.

I'm too strong.

Oh, you definitely.

Oh, yes.

Just having this?

Yeah. Whatever.

Look, I better, I'm going to get going, okay?

Good job, Mom.

Well, we'll reschedule it.

Is it real quick?

Yeah. It's been like a couple minutes.

There's no way you cleaned up that pizza in like just a couple minutes. There

wasn't that much stuff. You just overreacted.

There's clothing all over the floor. All of your books and everything was laid

out. Okay, well, enough about me. You were really just, like, half -fucking

-heart culinary instructor.

It's cute.

And I know you don't know this, but, like, your dad and I have kind of, you

know, a very good relationship.

Okay, I don't want to hear about that.

Sorry.

Look, I know he's, like, cute and all, but, like, really?

Well, you always, you know what it's like. I mean, anytime I bring friends

here and say, they're always all over you, and, like, I fuck you and

else. And you wear, like, naughty little revealing outfits.

Well, how do you think I feel? All of my friends that come over here, they want

to fuck my mom.

Really?

Um, that's not helping.

Um.

Maybe since we both enjoy kind of the same thing, we could

have a new hobby.

Yeah, like what?

I have an idea.

Do you know?

I guess so.

Okay. Hug it out?

Keep the pillow there.

All right.

Maybe I can help you clean up your room.

Deal? Deal.

I'll re -close.

Yes, please.

I love these new little aprons. You look so cute.

Thank you. They're so cute.

Are you excited for today's lesson? We're going to stick to the plan, right?

Absolutely. Yes.

More things we can have in common. Sharing more things.

I think I hear him coming.

Oh, hi. Hey, girls.

Are you ready? Yeah, we're definitely ready.

All right, let's do it. Hey, by the way, I'm sorry about yesterday.

I hope you guys, everything's okay.

Yeah, we found some common ground for the church.

We need to share and everything.

Oh, okay.

Good.

Okay.

Good. All right. We can probably get started. Yeah, absolutely. If you guys

ready, we're ready. I'm ready.

I think we're, uh, I think we're ready.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Are you ready, though?

That's the question. I mean, I think, I don't, I don't really know.

You're not sure?

Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. That's what I am.

Wow.

There we go.

There you go.

Oh, wow.

Don't her lips look so pretty wrapped around your cup?

Yeah, yeah, they definitely do.

They definitely do.

She's good with her tongue.

I know that. Yes, she is. Oh, there you go.

Yes, she is. I didn't know my daughter was such a pro.

We're learning all kinds of new things today.

Yeah, she is.

Oh, my God. Wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Great lesson, baby.

I agree. I totally agree.

Yeah.

It is.

There isn't anything I could cook up.

Just some bread in the kitchen?

Yeah.

That's it.

Wow, you two are quite the mother -daughter.

Yeah.

It's easy when you have things in common.

Apparently. And we're getting to know each other so much better.

And me.

There's a nice little stretch.

Oh, there you go. There you go.

Oh, nice and deep, yeah.

Oh, wow.

Nice and straight.

She's doing great.

Oh, wow.

That's really good.

Here, we can just sit down.

You're doing so much better at sharing.

You've been getting a lot better at sharing.

I hope she's cleaning her room now. I hope.

I helped her clean it up. It looks great in there now. Her dad's going to be so

pleased. Good.

The next lesson is going to be an Italian sausage.

Yes, please.

Tell your mom's a real whore.

But I enjoy certain things. Yeah.

Everyone has different hobbies.

Oh, yeah.

And we've created... Apparently.

Oh, there you

go.

Oh,

she gets nice and deep too.

She really makes love today.

Feed it to her.

The kitchen is the heart of the home. Yes.

Who wants to sit inside of them? Me.

Well, me first.

Yes, ma 'am.

Okay.

Well, why don't you bend over like this? Mm -hmm.

Uh -huh.

Like this?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Why don't you slap her ass?

You want this?

Oh, yeah.

Your mom is poor, too.

Give her a good shake.

Yeah.

Just like that.

Mommy would like me.

Just like that.

Oh, no.

I'm so frocky.

Ooh.

Bye bye.

Let's see if your mom can get her leg up there. Like this?

Yes. Yes, she can.

A pro.

A real.

A pro.

A pro.

That's what we're calling it.

Yeah, I'll put my head.

Yeah, it's true.

Good girl. Good job.

There you go.

Oh, good girl.

Look at her cleaning up a mess.

Let's get her on top of here before we go any further.

You can take that.

It's probably time.

Yeah, I don't need it anymore. You've already made a mess.

Oh, there you go.

Want me to take that?

Don't. Oh,

there you go.

There you go.

I just love you. I'm so good.

You've got to stretch so tight.

Oh, no.

There you go.

Oh, so good.

Oh, there you go, there you go, there you go.

Oh, there he goes.

He's getting so good.

Take good care of her.

A little deeper. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go.

I

don't

think you can see what I see.

I see how good it feels.

Gotta care about you, right? Oh, absolutely.

Just got to be a little pleased right here with me, huh? Yeah.

Oh, there you go.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, make her come all over that cough. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Just make some room.

Oh, great job. There you go.

Oh.

Oh, you're so good.

You're a good girl, right?

You feel so good. Every inch.

The second thing.

Oh,

it's so close.

I'm coming,

I'm coming. Well, I will be coming.

Yes, sir.

Giving us lessons here. Yeah.

Oh.

I don't know. Yeah.

Oh, there you go.

That's for not cleaning your room.

And that's for back -talking you when I said do the laundry.

And that's for your fucking grades, man.

Yes, ma 'am.

Oh, yes.

Oh, there you go.

Yeah, make her calm.

Make her calm.

Yes, ma 'am. Yes, ma 'am. Yes, ma 'am.

Yes, ma 'am.

Yes, ma 'am. Yes, ma 'am.

Yes, ma 'am.

She's like her mom.

There you go. She's like your mom.

Put it up there.

That's a girl.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, there you are.

Oh,

there you are.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, there you are. Oh,

there you are.

What do you want?

Oh, what do you want? You want to come all over our faces?

What do you want?

I think all over your face.

Yeah, that's hot.

You like that, baby girl? Yeah, that's perfect.

Yeah, come down.

Back up

against that. Back up against that cabinet.

Cool.

We better finish up your lesson.

Can't wait for the next one.