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All right.
I think this is the place?
Yep. This looks like it. Looks like the house.
8212. Yep, that's it.
Okay. Perfect. It looks huge.
All right.
Is she here?
She said she's inside already. Yeah, let's go meet her inside.
When we get in, have you told her anything about us? Does she know?
No, I didn't think that that needed to be brought up.
Did you?
I didn't say anything to her. I think it'll be fine.
She'll be fine. She won't even notice.
Okay. And what did she say the realm was? I don't think she said yet.
She said she wanted to show us it first, see if we liked it, and then she'll let
us know.
Okay. Let's go. I'm excited.
I'm going to walk in.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Hey, Jasmine.
Hey. So nice to finally meet you. Good.
Bobby, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you guys. I'll be showing you around.
We're very excited. It looks huge.
It is. It's in a great location.
It's 3 ,000 square feet.
And there's a front and backyard.
Nice. Nice.
How's the neighborhood?
The neighborhood is very good. It's in the top percentile.
Okay. Crime?
Very low around here.
Okay. Quiet around here? Yeah. There's a good neighborhood watch.
Oh, wow.
Schools nearby?
There are some schools nearby.
Great elementary and a great high school.
Okay. Do you guys have any kids?
No, no, no, no, no. Oh. No, we're just... This is actually our...
first time looking to get a place together, so.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, we've never really, we've never lived together before, you know. Well,
long have you been dating?
About three years now.
So I think it's time to move, you know, to the next step.
Oh, yeah, definitely, definitely.
Yeah. The house is beautiful.
Yeah, there's a great master bedroom I want to show you guys upstairs, and
there's a wine cellar downstairs for you guys, wine drinkers.
I know I am. Of course, yeah.
Perfect.
Sounds like a great spot for you guys.
Could be, yeah.
Is there a pool back there as well? Oh, yeah. There's a pool and jacuzzi. Oh,
great. Does the maintenance come with the price of the place, or do we have to
pay for that ourselves?
Yeah, you do have to pay for that yourself, but it is fully furnished.
Oh, it comes with everything?
It does.
Oh, you didn't say that, babe.
I didn't really know, actually.
$5 ,000 a month.
Oh.
Is that okay with you guys?
Wait, hold on. $5 ,000?
Yeah, $5 ,000. That's fine.
Yikes. Okay.
Yeah,
this is like our first time moving in together. $5 ,000 is going to be a
bit of a hit.
Yeah. Oh, yikes.
Okay.
Well, I have some other properties I could show you.
Are they as nice as this one?
No, this is, I mean, in my opinion, this is the best one.
Yeah, this fits everything we want, right? It does. I really like it. I'm
the pool and all the neighborhood stuff. That sounds
really, really nice. How are the neighbors like themselves?
Are they nosy or do they keep to themselves? They're very quiet and
six -foot fence surrounded, so it's very private.
That's lovely.
Yeah, they're doing whatever you want.
But they don't really bother you at all?
No, not at all.
Okay. Very quiet.
But we can just be swimming, kind of walking around, doing whatever we want
do.
Yeah, they keep to themselves.
Okay. Yeah. Very cool, very cool.
Do you want to check out the Master Bedroom? I'd love to look more at this
place, yeah, for sure. Well, let me show you guys.
Okay, great.
This is it, huh? This is the Master Bedroom I was telling you guys about.
I love it. There's a bathroom right over here.
And a great view.
Nice.
Fully furnished.
Oh, the bed comes too?
Yeah. And that little thing right there? Whatever that's called?
Everything. Yeah. A little ottoman.
Ottoman? Yeah.
That'll be coming handy, huh?
Good placement.
Yeah. Alright.
Very nice up here.
Very big. Very spacious.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely, absolutely.
Can we talk about this rent really quick? Yeah. What are you looking to
$5 ,000.
Okay.
That's like, all right. Is that going to be an issue?
A lot.
Yeah, it's a lot.
Okay. Could you give us just a moment to talk about some stuff really quick?
Yeah, of course. Take your time. I don't want to rush you. Okay.
Thank you. Yeah, of course.
So, what do you think?
I love this place so much.
I know, so do I, but it's a lot, a lot more.
I mean, it's everything that we want, right?
Yeah, it's huge.
It has a pool.
I love the pool part.
The neighborhood, the main dream.
I love the, I mean, yeah, I guess.
The school court, whatever, we don't really care about that, but... I mean, I
guess, but, yes, amazing schools.
And then it would be great to, like, have friends over.
It is very big for parties.
Mm -hmm.
That part's good.
I'm sure we could, like, work something out, right?
With her?
With all of it.
With something. There's got to be a way.
Yeah, I mean, we'll see if she can wiggle around or anything like that.
But if she can wiggle around, it's something that you'll want?
Yeah.
Okay. Whatever it takes. We just really want this place.
I mean, I think it's, yeah, it's exactly what we want. So, let's, uh,
yeah, should we see what she says? Can we change the place a little bit? Yeah,
let's see.
Okay.
Yeah. Hey,
Jasmine.
Hey. Hey.
Yeah.
Yeah. We have a couple of questions for you, actually. Yeah. Come on in.
So the price is a little bit much.
for, like, what we're looking for budget -wise, right? Like, this is our first
time moving in together.
You know, we both work and everything, but still it's, like, it's just a little
bit much to take on budget -wise. You know what I'm saying?
Okay. So is there any, like, wiggle room? Like, we don't have any children.
We're not going to damage your place. We're just, you know, we can give you
money up front or whatever it is that you would need to kind of, like, make a
deal. Does that make sense?
Well, I mean... I don't know if I can do anything.
A certain hand might be all the time.
You don't think there's, like, anything we could work out? We're just so in love
with this place.
It'd be everything if we could... For our first place together, it'd be
everything if this could be it. I really want to help you guys out.
Like, what are you guys doing? Like, is it the relationship you guys have?
Oh, this?
Yeah. This is, uh...
It's something that we kind of, like, developed a little while ago called
is what it is. So I just kind of use her whenever, you know, whenever I need my
sexual desires fulfilled.
You know, that's what she's here for.
Okay. Have you heard a lot about it?
I've heard about it, but I've never known anybody.
So you guys are the first.
Okay. It's a lot of fun. I mean... Is it exclusive just to you guys?
Or can anyone join?
Oh, we've talked about, like...
Having people be a part of it before, we've never really had anyone be a part
it, but we've definitely talked about it.
Okay, well, let me tell you what I can do.
Okay. I can drop the price down to $2 ,000.
Really? If I'm able to join your group.
Oh, you want to be a part of it? Yeah. Yeah, it sounds very interesting.
Babe, what do you think? I think that's a really good idea.
Especially we'll show you the robes, you know, and introduce you to it.
I'd love that. And that's a really, really good deal.
$2 ,000 would be like, we'll take it today. Oh, yeah.
This place is already pretty. We're ready to move in, like, now.
Okay, well, then I think we've got ourselves a deal.
Fantastic. That's amazing.
That's great. Oh, my gosh. I'm looking forward to this. All right.
Yeah,
just let us know when you're, like, ready to, like.
enter into this whole thing, and we can make it happen for sure.
Okay, great. Yeah, I'm ready.
Yeah, I'd love to get this going. I'm just going to go send some paperwork in
and get everything finalized, and I'll meet you guys back here.
Okay, sounds good.
Thank you so much. You've made our dreams come true with this, like,
unbelievably. Thank you so much. Thank you.
What do you think, babe? I'm so happy that we got the place that we were
dreaming of. Yeah.
It felt perfect.
It's going to make everything good, huh?
Perfect deal.
Celebrate the recovery program?
Mm -hmm.
What a way to celebrate the new case.
Mm -hmm.
Absolutely.
Mm -hmm.
You made a little bit of a mess, huh?
Mm -hmm.
It's so dirty down here.
I just wanted to clean it up a little bit.
Yeah, do that.
Mm -hmm.
What do you like in the place?
I love it here.
Yeah? It's perfect.
What do you like? What's your favorite thing?
Definitely the pool.
Yeah, I like the pool, too. I love them.
It's so much fun. Mm -hmm. What's your favorite part?
I like the pool, too.
Don't yell at me about the pool. The bed is my favorite part.
I like all of it.
The price is nice. Everything is amazing.
That's right.
The price is nice.
It really is.
Tell me I missed the spot when I'm cleaning up your mess.
Our mess.
You hate, too, didn't you?
Come in.
Are you expecting anybody?
No, maybe just the landlord.
Oh, come in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey guys, how's it going? Jasmine, how are you?
I'm good.
Just coming in to check on you guys and pick up the rent.
Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We love it.
How's your Saturday going?
Oh, it's good. Just chilling. How about y 'all?
Cleaning up from breakfast.
You know, yeah.
Can't complain. Can't complain.
Yeah. How's everything working out for you?
Everything has been, I mean, amazing, right, babe?
Yeah, everything has just been, like, absolutely fucking perfect. How are you
liking it? Oh, it's working great for me.
Yeah.
That's the whole thing about everything is it kind of just, like, works out for
everybody. It's absolutely... It's a win -win.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
100%. 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you guys get a chance to check out the pool?
Oh, we've definitely checked out the pool a few times.
100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely like that.
100%. We haven't heard a peep from them.
Yeah, I haven't seen either.
Could be.
Could be.
But, I mean, I don't know.
When we're out there, it's, like, kind of late sometimes, so maybe they're
sleeping.
We're out there naked a lot, so maybe they thought. They're just like, we're
going to avoid those neighbors there.
You know? You never know.
Yeah.
I'm enjoying the property.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely, we're enjoying the property.
And the landlord.
He's been the nicest landlord we've ever had in our lives.
Oh, my gosh.
For, like, a couple just, like, getting themselves going here, like, you know.
Well, you guys are so sweet.
I know.
You tried right away.
Yeah,
yeah, yeah.
We'll see everything going on today. Anything exciting?
I think I'm going to go grab a drink with a friend later and that'll be it.
Wine night or what?
Yeah, exactly.
Okay. I see you guys have the boxes out. Did you have some red or some white?
I had a red, she had a white.
Oh, yeah.
That sounds fun.
It was fun.
Jacuzzi with wine, 10 out of 10, would do that again for sure.
Yeah, this is one of the best situations we've ever had as far as this goes.
You were saying, but you like it?
Oh my gosh, yeah.
It's so fucking cool.
Yeah, with other people I don't know.
We've never really had a bad experience with it, but, you know, some interesting
ones for sure.
But you've been nothing but a pleasure.
Oh, yeah.
Likewise. You guys have been great.
Getting you into it, getting you started with everything.
Oh, yeah. You're great.
Tenant and great people. I love this arrangement we have going on.
It's perfect.
100%. 100%. We saw they put some flyers out. They were missing a dog around
here. Oh.
Did we find it?
I didn't see that, no.
I hope so.
Yeah, I hope so. We'll see.
Do you have that weapon again?
Oh. We got a ruler for this arrangement.
A ruler? Yeah.
Um, yeah, we've got...
We've got a few rules right there.
Yeah, it took a while, but we definitely worked out all the key.
Got some good rules.
Yeah. I mean, if you're, like, if you go into it with, like, no rules at all,
well, then it's going to fail. You know, jealousy is going to be there, and
you're going to get upset, and everything else like that. But, you
want to hear about it?
Yeah.
Why don't you come up here and tell her about the rules here.
Wow. Really good rules that we have are, you know, keeping it
away from any, you know, any way it can ruin the livelihood.
And, you know, no family involved.
Yeah, no family.
That would get too complicated.
Yeah, you get like a weird uncle in there and it all goes to shit.
Oh, no.
Friends, like close friends, if they, if you think it's going to damage things.
Definitely stay away from that.
That can be tricky for sure.
Yeah. Oh, okay.
Make sure that everyone that we're doing this with is getting tested, right?
We're going to that place to get tested. Oh, yeah. You know, yeah.
That's a really good rule.
That's another rule that we have.
Well,
it seems to be working for you guys, so.
Yeah, for sure.
Make sure, you know, communication, very open and honest. Yeah, the honesty is
like a big one. You've got to be honest with what's going on.
Absolutely. Or there's just absolutely no way for it to work.
Yeah. Yeah, trust is a huge component in all of this.
Oh, yeah.
Definitely, I can see the trust.
But, like, you know, like, you see how it works here. It's just like, you know,
whatever we want to do and hope you're having fun and, you know, we just keep
moving from there.
Oh, yeah. You've been a great addition, for sure. Oh, thanks, guys.
And you're liking it? Oh, my God, I love it.
Yeah, what do you like about it?
You know, it's just, like, so easy and so convenient.
Yeah, it really is. It really is, 100%. Yeah.
Yeah, it's not for everybody, though. Can you see yourself doing something
I don't know. I mean, you guys are just, like, perfect, so, like, anybody else,
I don't know.
Yeah, we just feel, like, kind of weird.
Maybe, but...
You guys are just, like... Like any of your girlfriends. The girlfriend you're
going out with for drinks tonight.
You think that, like, she can do this with her husband?
Maybe. I may ask her.
That'll be interesting, huh?
Get another group of women here?
Yeah.
Just start free -using everyone.
That could be a dream, huh?
What are you guys going to make for dinner?
I don't know, babe. What are you making?
Maybe pasta.
I'm thinking lasagna.
That's my favorite.
Oh, yeah, you have to. It'll be like Italian night.
Yeah.
Love a good Italian night. Some bread, some wine, lasagna.
Yeah.
That's perfect.
I'm so glad you guys got this one.
Yeah, me too.
You can imagine being anywhere else by here.
It's perfect for you guys. You can, like, you know, the big pool,
the yard, the neighborhood, everything.
Yeah. It would be really fun if you came over for a wine night, too.
Oh, yeah.
A spa night, wine night. Oh, my gosh, yeah.
Oh, my God, I'd love that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's get up there, honey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So good, so good, for sure.
You've been looking a little while, huh?
Before I
do that... Oh, yeah.
Oh! Oh, my God!
Would you marry me?
Oh, my gosh.
So much to do now. I'm so glad you came over. This is so great. I'm so glad you
came over.
Congratulations.
I'm so happy for you guys.
I was waiting for you to come back over because, you know, you've become such a
big part of our lives. Oh, my gosh. You've been such a big part of our
Thank you so much for being a part of it.
I can't wait.
Oh, my God.
You excited?
I'm so fucking excited.
I have so much to plan now.
Oh my gosh, yeah.
Do you want an inside wedding or an outside wedding? Oh my gosh.
I don't know, maybe an outdoor one would be nice.
Oh yeah, that would be nice.
What do you think, outdoor wedding?
Whatever you want, baby, it's a wedding.
Well, it's our wedding, but, you know, it's going to be your big day.
And, Jazz, you're, of course, going to be there, right?
Oh, my God, yeah. I'll be the maid of honor. Oh, please.
Please. You've been so close to us. Oh, my God. Closer than a lot of people on
our wedding. Oh, my gosh. Thank you.
You know 100 % this wouldn't have happened without you.
Oh, my God. You guys are too sweet.
Well, no. You know, we got this place, and we started living together, and
everything kind of just, for me, just, like, felt so right.
It's all falling into place. Yeah, it's all because of you.
Without you, there's no way this would have happened.
Oh, you guys are too sweet.
There's so much to plan, though. Oh, shit.
You're going to help me plan everything, right? Oh, my God. Let's start looking
for dress foods tomorrow.
Oh, let's do it. Oh, my gosh.
going to get better than this.
I'm so fucking
happy for you guys.
I'll help you plan everything.
Mm -hmm.
Let's do that. Let's set up for this party.
Oh my gosh, yeah.
Okay.
Oh my God.
This looks amazing.
Do you love it? Yeah.
Doesn't it look so good? This looks fantastic.
We've got some balloons.
I know. We've got some grass. We've spelled it out one by one, letter by
Wow. Is it enough balloons, do you think?
Look at this whole thing. I think we need a couple more balloons. Do you
What time does people get in here?
What did we say?
I think in like 30 minutes.
30 minutes? Yeah.
That sounds about right.
It's going to be perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
These balloons, they're a little hard to blow up. They're little struggle butts.
Struggle butts?
But they're fun and they're cute.
No pain for me anymore, huh?
No, I thought...
Ooh, both of them.
We saw exactly the same.
That's awesome.
Would you help me? That is amazing. I can't get it in.
My nails went all out. You guys know what's like, though?
We did. She came over early, helped me.
It's been perfect help.
It's been so fun.
Best landlord ever, huh?
That's awesome.
I'm glad we became so close.
Oh, my God. He's right there in the back.
Oh.
That's tricky.
Is that the balloon?
Yeah. Yeah, they're a pain in the butt.
Are we getting food ordered also?
Catering, right?
Yeah, we're getting some sushi coming.
Ooh. All right, all right. Yeah, that's going to be exciting.
Yummy.
Yeah.
We've got the full bar service, too.
Yep.
Hold on.
You have it on the wrong finger. What are you doing? Oh, my goodness.
I'm trying so hard to tie these damn fucking lines.
Get up.
Tricky.
Are you guys excited for the big day?
Yeah, we haven't really set a date yet, but I'm thinking like, what, like five
months?
That's a great time. Thank you.
Thank you for all the games.
I know, it's stuck on my finger. There you go.
Two more minutes, then it gets high.
Oh, no.
No, I was like, oh, my God, I'm going to rip her nail off.
No, no, we're good. Rip the nail off before the party? Oh, my God.
That would have been a crisis.
Oh, my gosh.
Thankfully, everything's A -OK.
Do you like the colors? Yellow? Did we like that for congrats, right?
Yeah. I really like this ring balloon.
Favorite part.
My favorite part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are part of it.
I mean, I'm just here. You know what I mean?
I'm going to be, though.
Five. Oh, my gosh.
I'm going to just blow up a couple more.
What time?
You said 30 minutes? Yeah. Yeah, probably about 30 minutes.
Okay. And guests arriving.
Mm -hmm. Are you planning before these guys get here?
Excited to see all of our friends.
Are they going to be excited?
Mm -hmm. How many people did you invite?
It's about, like, 30 people.
Oh, wow. Okay.
30 people?
Yeah. That'll be good. I hope I don't trash your house too much.
I hope not.
I'm sure she'll keep them intact.
Oh, yeah.
Don't go too crazy, guys. Landlord is here.
You need some cocktails?
Yeah. What are we doing?
Unimport my outside.
Exactly. Both.
Okay. I'm mixing it up.
I think
they're going to bring... I think some people are going to bring some stuff.
Okay. I think they're going to like the decorations, though.
Okay. I think chips and salsa.
Chips and salsa isn't goofy?
It's a little bit for everybody.
Sure.
Sure, sure, sure.
You know what would be awesome, too, if we went in a taco truck?
Ooh.
But a wedding will do that.
Mm -hmm.
That's a good plan.
That'll be fun.
Mm -hmm.
You excited for this thing, too, Jasmine?
Oh, yeah. I can't wait.
Oh, you're the first one here. Helpful at decorating and everything.
Yeah, you guys are my best friends.
Yeah?
Same, same, same, same.
Maybe we'll find a guy for you here, huh?
Maybe. I still have to ask my friend about that pre -use with them.
Ooh. That'll be fun.
Yeah, that goes.
Uh -huh.
Did you talk to your friend the other night about it?
No, I still have to.
Okay. But I feel like she's going to say yes.
Are you excited about that?
Oh, yeah.
I think I'm super close.
Mm -hmm.
We talk, like, all the time.
About this stuff?
Or not yet? No, yeah, not yet.
No, just about, you know, things going on.
Okay. What's it like?
Mm -hmm. I hope they're excited.
Fingers crossed that they're excited.
Mm -hmm.
But then I just hope you don't leave us.
Oh, never.
Create a rotation.
Yeah. A rotation of our previous friends. Fucking great.
Mm -hmm.
Mm -hmm.
What time did you get here?
It might get here a little bit after the guests arrive.
Yeah, they're going to have drinks first.
Got to do that.
Do you have to do a toast here?
Oh my gosh, yeah. You guys should definitely do a toast.
I have to do a toast?
Yeah, you should prepare something.
Think about it now.
Start thinking now, yeah.
Well, I met you a year ago.
We just started living together, and, oh, my God, everything's been perfect.
Do I mention this to everyone?
I feel like we have a half -and -half situation on people who know, so.
Uh -huh.
Well, I mean, we're still going to continue, like, what we do while we're
right?
Yeah. Like, they just have to deal with it.
Absolutely. It's our lifestyle and it's our party, so.
Then,
mm -hmm.
I don't know if we'll get that.
Have a whole party joining in.
Hold on.
Rule number one.
Uh -oh.
You don't want to break the rules.
Can we get a DJ?
Oh, yeah. What do you guys want to listen to?
I think
I
hired one of our DJ friends to come.
We'll see if they show up.
Oh, really? Okay.
They're bringing all their stuff, but it's going to be like a house speaker.
They're bringing their stuff.
Oh, that's cool. If they show up. But if not, then we'll use a house speaker.
Plan B.
Like I said, I'm just here for the pardon. I'm here for sushi and brawlers
cocktails. And make it count.
Oh my God.
It's going to be a good pardon.
I love
it. Love it, love it, love it.
Come here, put your head right.
A couple more?
Yeah, that's a good sign.
I have no idea. I keep peeing the flyer though.
Any
guests
that are coming that we should be aware about?
Like you think they'll be not good?
She said she was going to stop by for a couple seconds or something, you know.
Okay.
Probably just to get some food.
Probably. We still haven't really met any of the neighbors.
So we're all going to be like, who the hell are these people? And you're
engaged. Congratulations for that.
Anyone you're excited to meet?
Jasmine? You know, I know some friends coming and I'm excited to
see them.
Okay.
Some I haven't seen in a little while, so I'm glad they're coming over.
That's always fun. And we can meet you guys.
Yeah, of course. Absolutely.
Absolutely.
You should get up here, honey.
gonna love you.
Look at you guys. I just love how much you guys get along.
It's fucking so good.
I am getting hungry.
Working up an appetite.
So fucking good.
So fucking good.
Are you guys going to drink? Do you have wine?
I'm having cocktails.
Cocktails. Yeah, for sure.
After this workout, I'm going to need some food and a margarita, and I'll be
perfect.
I'm craving like a whiskey ginger.
Wow. It's good like that.
I thought she was going to get a husband tonight.
I'm going to watch out for Jasmine tonight.
She's going to be the crazy one at the wedding.
I'm going to put you down.
Well, you're going to be married now, so you're going to have a download.
That's all domesticated or whatever.
Oh, my God. You guys are going to be so cute.
I'm so excited for you guys.
All because of you, for sure.
Oh, I can't take all the credit. You guys have been together for three years.
Yeah, but you, like, lit the spark for it. All right, I'll take that.
In more ways than one. You gave us this place, a great ride, you came into our
lives, and, you know, it's been a bliss ever since. Oh, you guys are too sweet.
It's the same truth.
It's the same truth.
Oh, yeah, let me.
Can you help with those shoes, babe?
Sure.
Such a
cute dress you've got on, too, Katie.
Thank you.
Yeah, we went shopping all day for that thing.
Thank you.
Some lint going on.
Confetti. Yeah.
It's going to be a great party.
I can't wait.
You going to give it to us too, babe?
Maybe. Let's see how big it is.
I'm going to let you go first. How about that? No, no, no. She doesn't need one.
She doesn't want two.
It's all about me, right?
Yeah.
Fuck what I want. This wedding is horseshit.
Hmm. What's this table for right here?
Oh, that's for the sushi so they can lay it out.
Oh. Mm -hmm. She's not here yet.
Well. Well, you can put something else.
Exactly.
You're looking on it, too.
Yeah.
We'll just serve it like this and let everybody come in and enjoy.
That's what we have set up for you.
It's a great introduction time. I can't think of a better appetizer.
The best appetizer out there.
You want them to stay for?
Is there a noise ordinance in the neighborhood?
They'll probably stay for like a couple hours.
Hopefully not too long. Yeah, not too long.
We've got things to do.
The jacuzzi party is starting. You guys got to go.
I didn't tell anybody to bring a bathing suit, though.
We never wear one, though.
Let's see if any of your clients want to join, too.
Oh, yeah.
You're one of the people who can say that.
Exactly.
You've got to join the club.
I mean, that's what we'll do. I'll just walk up and grab their tits and see if
they flinch.
I love you guys.
I think I got all your favorite sushis.
What'd you get?
I got a couple of different rolls.
I think. I think you'll like them. I'm sure we will.
It's not the light, huh?
I'm doing the best work out there. I'm happy. That wasabi.
Yeah. That fresh wasabi. I love that spice.
Mm -hmm.
So fucking good.
Mm -hmm.
Mm -hmm.
Mm -hmm.
Mm -hmm.
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
I don't like when you do that, see?
Spokiness behind the tip, that's fucking great.
Oh look baby, flick some bit on it a little bit, huh?
I wish you should be here any minute now.
Tell them to give us ten minutes.
She's leaving knocking on the door.
I don't think we did enough.
You guys do live here. This is your house.
Mm -hmm.
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
I'm glad we could use this table for something else.
I'm going to use this.
You have great furniture.
We'll leave it done this way.
You should definitely get in the pool later.
You're a great night cat.
Oh, my God. Oh, my
God.
Oh, my
God.
Oh, that was the best party trick ever.
We've got a lot of guests in the tank, though.
You've got to start thinking.
You've got to come up with a speech, and you've got to come up with a party
trick. I could do a split.
Oh, my God. There you go. There you go.
Oh,
that'll be my party trick.
Everybody watch this.
Oh, that ring looks so fucking good on you too. It does.
I love it so much.
It's perfect.
Thank you
Tight. Yeah.
Tight on my titties.
Everything loves your titties.
Me too.
Kick
those
feet forward a little bit more. Get more leverage here.
Lean it back a little bit more.
There you go.
oh that's good
We have fun staring at our wonderful decoration.
Love those fucking balloons.
This is your house.
I love the furniture.
Amen.
I think we love that.
Party train.
You ready for the next party train?
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, my gosh.
What a party trip.
There's your party trip. That's it.
We figured it all out. That's part of the party.
Should we clean it up and give it to people to get here?
I guess so.
You guys decorate it. We might as well have a party.
Yeah, I agree.
Now let's go to Waze.
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