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Whoa.

What was that she just did?

I've seen a lot of girls doing it. The girl in the pink?

Yeah. She's twerking.

What's a twerk?

Are you kidding me, mom?

No, it's called twerking, not twerk.

It's just a cool dance move that all the young girls are doing these days.

Oh.

Wow, you learned something new, I guess.

Yeah. I mean, you've never...

Like, didn't you used to dance? Or not like that.

Well, that's just how girls dance these days.

It's really fun.

I'm really good at it.

Really?

Prove it.

Come on, I want to learn.

Well, I mean, it's not as easy as it looks.

I'll bet.

No, it's like a leg workout. It's intense.

I mean, you have to, like, bend your legs, and you arch your back, and you

kind of let your butt bounce up and down.

Like, the fatter your butt is, the better it is, because it just jiggles

well. Like, that's why that girl is so good at it, because she has nice fat

butt. Wow.

Why don't you have a nice butt while I let you be good at it?

I don't know.

I guess it's one way to find out, right?

Let's try it. You really want me to teach you?

Yeah, teach me.

Okay.

Okay, so.

Okay, turn around.

You have to get low, like spread your knees apart far.

Okay. Yeah, that's good. And then lean forward a little bit, like stick your

butt out, and then really arch your back. Like push down right here.

Yeah. Yeah, that's good like that. And then come forward a tiny bit more.

And then.

It's like, this is the motion you're, like, hunching and then arching, and

you just do it really fast and let your butt, like, bounce.

Oh.

I mean, that's good, but you're still kind of stiff.

Like, you need to, like, relax. Like, just let it bounce.

Don't jump with your knees. Like, let your knees stay down.

Okay.

That's close.

I mean, yeah, yeah, see? Yeah, that's it.

That's good.

Now you're getting it.

You can tell dad you're welcome.

He's so funny.

And then you can shake it side to side, too.

Okay. Yeah.

And then you can just do a mix of that, like, up and down, side to side.

You're so good.

I would have never guessed I'd be giving you twerking lessons.

I know, it's a good workout too.

Yeah, I can feel it in my leg.

You can do like in circles too.

Okay.

There you go.

That's fun.

I know, you're really good.

Now you can incorporate this to whatever dance moves you used to do.

Oh, my goodness. I don't know if it's slow. What the

heck? What are you doing? Were you watching this? Oh, my God. No, I wasn't

watching. You're such a fucking perv. Get out of here. Watching what? What are

you talking about?

I wasn't watching anything.

I just walked in and dropped my ring, and you're acting like it's the end of

world. Okay, well, I know you were spying on us. You're such a fucking

Like, can you not? Can you not be so dramatic?

God.

A little dramatic there, huh?

What were you guys doing anyways?

Nothing. We weren't doing anything, okay?

If you weren't doing anything... If you weren't doing anything, what are you

pissed about?

It's none of your business, okay?

Me and Mom were just... Hanging out. Is that right?

Mm -hmm. I see that.

But what you guys were doing looked like you were possibly in a rap video.

You just said you weren't watching us.

Well, I walked in.

It's not like I couldn't see something.

But I wasn't watching. Watching.

Come on. You know I'm not a creep.

But you are a creep because you were standing there watching us.

No, I was not standing there. I just walked.

All right, you win. I was watching.

Ew.

What am I supposed to do? I walk out and you guys are shaking booties out there

and twerking?

Oh, you're so gross.

Why are you teaching her how to twerk anyway? What the hell does she need to

learn? Because she wanted to learn, okay? It's none of your business. Don't

worry about it. None of my business. It's really fun. I saw the girl doing it

TV, so she taught me.

Oh, really?

What's the big deal?

I don't know. I was just curious why you guys were trying to learn how to twerk,

but I guess I got my answer.

Oh, if you're so interested, maybe it sounds like someone wants a live dance

something. A live dance? What the hell are you talking about?

Yeah, is that it? You're out of control. What is wrong with you?

You were thinking it.

All right, I can go in the other room.

No, he has a boner, like, all the time.

You're not getting him a live dance. How do you know I have a boner all the

time? Because you're just fucking horny all the time. That's why you're standing

there watching us.

Who wouldn't stand there and watch you guys?

That's the question.

Why don't you sit down?

Sit down? Really? We're going to have a seat.

Oh, we're going to talk about school or something?

My mother thinks.

So what's going on?

What's with this twerking thing that's going on here?

Oh, I mean, you guys are young. You know, all the kids are doing it right

want her to win.

Really? Yeah.

Mom's allowed to do whatever she wants, okay? She doesn't need your permission

or your approval.

Anyone that looks like that can do whatever they want.

So how's that? You too.

But yeah, I was just curious what the hell was going on in here because I

know.

Well, do you want to see our moves?

See our moves? Really?

Want to see what I learned?

She's really good.

She's so hostile.

Jesus. Okay, honey, show them your moves. You're really good.

Do you really think so?

Yeah, I really, really do.

Well, let's see what's happening here. What are y 'all talking about?

This is the closest you'll ever get to having a girl twerking your face.

I agree.

Yeah.

Look at that thing.

Jeez.

I didn't even know you knew how to twerk. What the hell?

There's a lot of things you don't know about me.

I assume that, considering you're our secretive.

My turn?

I guess.

I don't know what's happening.

What the hell?

Jesus.

What if Dev walks in and he's going to shoot me?

See, I taught her that.

She did. You what?

I taught her how to do this. Isn't she good at it? I'm a good teacher. She's a

natural pro, isn't she? Are you a good teacher or is she not a good teacher?

She's a great teacher.

I see that.

You know what?

I can't say it better because y 'all are both awesome.

I can tell you, I know one old man that's going to love that. I know

that's going to love that too.

Have a little fun. Why don't we have a contest?

Honestly, I'm a little nervous.

What kind of contest?

To see who's better at twerking on his lap.

Twerking on my lap?

What the hell are you talking about? We can't do that.

Sure we can. She's out of control. Look at this.

She's out of control.

Oh, you guys, don't be prudes.

Prudes? Look at you.

You're always in a good mood.

Dad must have a forearm.

You must have a forearm for a cock. You're always happy.

Oh, he does.

All right, well, I guess I should get going in the other room and work on my

erector set.

Or you could take a seat on the couch over there, and we can have our little

contest. You sure about that?

Yeah, positive.

Please don't act like you have anything better to do.

Right? Dad does bear arms, and I don't know who's going to walk in that door

tonight. You want to practice. He doesn't like me very much.

Okay, I'm going to try to remain calm and not unnervous and sit at the end of

the couch.

I know nothing.

Good boy.

Jesus Christ. Good Lord.

Okay, we'll take a seat.

Even though I don't really understand what's happening.

You sure about this?

Okay.

I swear to God, do not get a boner for once.

I was not expecting to wake up to this, to be honest with you. I don't know

what's happening.

Okay, you've had your fun.

I guess

she is a

natural, huh?

Something like that.

I think it looks pretty damn good to me.

I guess Don married her for a reason.

Many reasons.

One of many. This is one of many reasons, I think.

All right, well, you know what?

I'm hard -pressed to pick a favorite. I think it's both awesome.

Yeah? And I don't think I'm in any position to determine this because I've

even seen someone's work in person before.

But I'll just give it a tie. I think they're both awesome.

Yes. Yeah.

So, you guys want to, like, have sex or something?

Ew. No.

No? No.

No.

Okay. That's enough.

Hey, I'm going to leave you alone. We've all said this.

Oh, man.

Hey, what's going on?

Oh, Dad, I got a couple things.

I got to take your sister to school.

Oh, really?

Yeah. What's wrong with her car?

You know, she got a flat tire again. I just don't have time to take it to the

shop right now.

There's always something wrong with her shit, man. What's wrong with her car?

She's always, uh, getting rid of something.

Well, you look a little frantic. You only live here long, I guess.

Um, gosh.

What are you looking for, the keys?

Yeah. Why are you prancing around in a towel?

I just got out of the shower.

He didn't want to put clothes on.

What? Do you have a boner?

What are you talking about?

You do, huh?

I don't have a boner.

You've got little chubs on. Look at you.

I'm embarrassed enough to do that.

What is wrong with you?

Let me see it.

You still look like an honest guy.

I'm not going to tell you anything. I'm embarrassed.

You're embarrassed?

Yes. It's just me.

That's it. Let me see it. You sure?

Yeah. I'm a little, like, pissed about the other day how you guys just left me

hanging like that. It wasn't very cool.

Well, we'll make it up to you now, then.

Are you sure? Yeah.

Oh, Jesus.

No. Yeah, come here. Come here.

Are you sure?

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

A little closer.

I never do.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Ah, that feel good?

Are you going to make up for the other day?

Is she going to be late for school?

She might be.

She walks in, she's going to freak out.

She'll be fine.

I'm worried Elena's going to walk in.

Let's hurry up.

She's finishing her homework.

He says hurry over, man. She's going to freak the fuck out. Oh, she'll be fine.

I'll talk to her.

What the hell is going on in here?

What are you doing? I told you this was a bad idea. Were you just sucking his

dick? Ew!

Why would you do that?

You got some explaining to do. You told me you were covering my ass.

We're supposed to be going to school right now, and this is what you guys are

here doing?

Well, she can be angry. I don't care.

Oh, my God.

It's okay, honey. What am I supposed to tell my teacher when I'm late to school

because of this? Oh, I'm late because my mom was sucking my stepbrother's dick?

Well, technically, you're not late yet, so maybe you should help her. That way,

we can get you out of here quicker.

How about I write you a note?

Oh, my God.

I mean, did you tell him that you're not leaving until he comes or something?

Like, what? Like, we've got to go.

Yeah, well, you guys left me with blue balls the other day. Everybody was

twerking on my lap.

We did do that to him. We did do that to him.

I think we owed him.

Well,

you shouldn't watch whatever that... Why don't you come?

Come join me.

Fine, but only so I can go to school sooner.

Jesus.

All right, well, I guess we clearly can't tell anybody about this.

We won't.

Wow,

you're good at that.

Wow.

That's impressive.

Um...

Look at her go, fuck

I'm so psyched you're doing that.

Oh, my God. I guess you're going to make it to school. I told you.

Did you just come in her mouth?

Yes, you did.

I didn't want to come on your yoga mat. I know you would fucking yell at me.

And it tasted really good, by the way.

Stop fucking around. You've got to go to school.

You.

Things to do.

Yeah, like what? My video games.

You've got to come.

Hey.

Do you want to wear my blue dresses?

No, I thought it was in the closet. No? I have no idea what I'm going to wear

now.

What are you wearing?

I'm thinking about that red dress.

Hey,

what's up guys?

What are you doing here? Get out! We're changing!

I thought we were in the cool zone now after what happened.

Um, no.

Not quite.

Not in the cool zone?

What's wrong with you? Get away from me!

You know what?

You guys look really hot. Where are you guys going?

We're going to our favorite restaurant.

You're taking me with?

No.

How about this? I'm ready to just get ruthless.

Oh, really?

What do you mean?

I'm just going to tell Dad what would happen if you guys don't at least fuck

around with me one more time.

Better not fucking play with me, boy.

No.

You look a little scared of me.

I will play with you, because I got that fucking text message ready to go out.

Oh, really? And I got pictures, too. Oh, my God.

I got pics.

You know what he's going to think about? I knew you were a fucking creep.

That old long pecker in your mouth. You know what he's going to think about

that? What do you think he's going to think of his son doing that to his wife?

I think he's going to know I already have an apartment. I'm going to go out,

it doesn't fucking matter.

I think this is going to backfire on your ass.

It could backfire on me, but you know what? I really don't care, because

a guitar I really wanted, and he didn't get it for me, so fuck him. I don't

care.

What do you say?

What's the problem?

You look like you are DTF.

I don't know.

You're waiting to be prompted over there.

So why don't you guys just come over here? I mean, it's really not a hard

decision.

You promise to delete those pictures?

After they're... Yeah, I promise to delete those pictures.

All right.

I mean, you guys are going out fucking looking for dudes anyways. What

difference does it make?

Do it, does it.

I guess. Do it and he'll shut up.

True.

I've heard that before.

Anyways, I guess I'll just stand here with a boner.

Yeah, fine.

Just come on over here. Come on. It's going to be okay.

You definitely don't want that crazy guy to find out.

Cannot tell anyone about this

Thank you.

told myself I wasn't going to like it, but I got to do.

Oh, I'm going to keep rubbing my clit like that. Yes, I'm going to come.

Yes, I'm going to come.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Looks like you're a little happier.

Look

at

her pretty red panties.

Oh, shit. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. That is so hard.

Yeah.

Yeah. Put it back in your heart.

Yes.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

Fuck.

Yeah, that's so good.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, that's so good.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, that's so good.

Fuck,

yes.

Oh, my God, just like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that, like that, like that, like that.

Fuck. Yes, yes, yes, give it to me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, make me come, make me come.

Fuck.

Oh, my God, I'm gonna come for you.

Oh, my God, fuck, I'm coming for you.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

She tastes so good on you.

This is why you need to learn how to twerk.

Thank you, Ms. Howard.

We'll just work on it now.

There you go.

Now she's using her skills.

Yeah, fucker, just like that.

You like that your pussy says?

Oh my god, that's the worst.

Fuck, yes.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

I love watching it go in and out of her boogie like that. It's so fucking hot.

Oh my gosh, look at her ass bounce on your cock.

Oh my god, it's so fucking hot the way she does that on you.

It's so nice and juicy.

Yes, make her come.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes. Yes,

yes,

yes.

I want to taste your cum off of you.

Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can't keep doing that.

Yes,

yes, yes, I'm like...

Thank you.

Oh.

Any tricks?

Any tricks?

Wow.

I thought she was going to show us some tricks.

Oh, my God.

Good trick.

What did you learn this from?

Oh, man of mine.

It's so good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. It's so deep. Oh, my God. I

can't.

Let's put it back in me.

Does it feel good around the car?

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God, yes, just like that.

Give it to her.

I'm going to come again.

Yeah, come on up.

Give it to me. Give it to me.

Yes, just like that.

Thank God that's it.

Yeah. Yeah. Fucking hell, man.

Fuck.

Yeah, he's gonna come for us.

Uh -huh.

So fucking hot.

You guys have been going through my porn history on my laptop because you're

acting freaky as hell.

Maybe.

I don't know.

Maybe not.

You guys should get cleaned up before dad gets home.

Yeah, let's go.

And delete those pictures.

Oh, shit.

All right, guys, I'll delete it. All right, let's get out of here.