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I just love her.

You know?

Mm -hmm. She's pretty.

She's more than pretty. She's beautiful.

She's good at acting, too.

I'm glad you're paying attention to her acting.

And not that cleavage.

Are you expecting somebody?

Mm -hmm.

Kristen. Hey.

You look gorgeous. You think so?

Mm -hmm. I mean, I want to look dressy, but I don't want to, like, I'm trying

too hard.

Do you think it's too much for an afternoon date?

No, it's perfect.

Well, you look comfortable.

We always watch movies after work on Fridays.

Come in and sit with us while you wait.

Hi, honey.

Hi, Kristen.

Hey, Zach.

Oh my gosh, Mona, I am so nervous. I feel like I'm in high school again.

She has a big date arriving any moment.

Why don't you just meet this guy at the restaurant?

Oh, am I imposing?

Of course I am.

Sit down, Kristen.

Her car should be here so that Mike thinks she's spending the night with us.

It'll... just be easier if he thinks I'm with you.

I mean, the divorce was my idea, not his.

He has rights to live in my house for another three months, so... What's it to

him if you go out on a date?

Of course, he's still in love with her, even though she fell out of love years

before the divorce.

Yeah, I mean, the whole ordeal is a sad business, and he's not to blame, but...

I don't think I am either.

Of course not.

It's not right to marry just because you think you're supposed to.

And it's also a little naive to marry your first love.

You married me, babe.

That's different.

All I'm trying to say is that you should not think of Mike tonight. Just try to

enjoy every single moment fully.

And enjoy meeting... What's his name?

His name's Jack.

How do you know this guy isn't some sort of serial killer or something?

You are such a negative Nancy tonight.

I'm just saying.

Like, what kind of dude signs up for a dating site?

The guy's desperate, man.

Like, he's obviously been rejected in the real world.

That is such an archaic way of thinking.

You sound like your father.

Well, I signed up, didn't I? I mean, last I checked, I haven't.

Wanted to kill anyone.

It's the easiest way to streamline the dating process.

You get rid of all those guys whose politics you don't agree with and find

that enjoy the same pastimes as you.

The only downside to dating a guy on a website is what if he doesn't look like

his picture?

Beauty has never mattered much to me.

What?

It's true. I mean, I could fall in love with anyone who offers love and support.

I just want to be with someone who... Who... I can... Alright, what time is he

coming?

He should be here now.

Should I look out the window? No, no, I'll look way too eager.

You should probably call him. I'm sure he's on his way.

Jack R., age 27.

No, 32 is better.

Verification code? 3 -2 -0.

No, I...

I didn't call him. I mean, he's probably in traffic.

No, she's right.

I'd be kind of weirded out if some girl were to call me if I was only a couple

minutes late.

Why don't you watch a movie with us?

Maybe not. I was just thinking with the surround sound, we might not be able to

hear him knock if he doesn't use the doorbell.

This guy doesn't know how to use a doorbell. We just saved Kristen from

complete moron.

No, no, please.

I don't want to interrupt your movie.

It's nice enough that you guys are letting me stay the night.

You're staying the night?

Of course.

He's taking her to this hip new restaurant that somehow still gets away

smoking cigars inside.

And she can't go home to Mike smelling like smoke.

So if he calls looking for her, I'm going to tell him that she's in the

bedroom. And who knows?

Maybe her and this mystery guy might hit it off and we won't see her till

morning.

Messy hair.

Smeared makeup.

From having wild, passionate sex with some strange man.

She is not that kind of girl, Mom.

What's wrong with that kind of woman? I had my fair share of one -night romances

before I met Zachary.

Really?

What does he look like?

Well, he's 6 '2", and he has a strong jawline like Clark Kent.

And a very muscular body, but he tries to hide it under his casual button -up.

Oh, and he has a shaved head, too.

Kind of sounds like my Zachary.

Yeah, I can see the resemblance.

Yeah, but it doesn't really matter if he's handsome or not.

He seems like a really sweet guy.

I've been texting back and forth with him all week.

I'm... Really looking forward to seeing his face and hearing his voice.

He's a very busy man.

He's a logistics manager for Technile.

Damn, no way. My grandpa worked with the founder of that company.

Probably really rich.

Yeah, I think he's related to the founder.

Sounds like old money.

If you marry him, you might get an allowance like Zachary gets from his

You know, growing up in a family...

That, you know, has money, definitely has disadvantages.

I have the freedom to proceed with things that I'm actually passionate

because my family provides the security.

I mean, what can this guy be passionate about?

Analyzing data?

I mean, he can't be.

I'm not sure.

He could be passionate about money.

Think of all the exotic vacations, all the fine restaurants.

You do not live like a pampered princess, and we do very well.

We would if you didn't resent the living we were given by your family.

Passion is much more important to me.

Money doesn't really mean anything.

Money means everything.

What are we going to do? I mean, we'll be homeless?

His parents made sure that the prenup was rock solid.

How could you sign it?

I mean, he's always been so head over heels in love with you. You could have

made him marry you without it.

His parents convinced him that I was up for his money. I mean, it's true. I

wasn't in love with him. But I thought I could be in love with him. I mean,

there's nothing wrong with him.

Mike was the same way. I mean, there was no good reason not to marry him.

Marriage is a stupid business, isn't it?

Why can't people just... Live together and be happy without it.

Zach's mom wanted him to marry this rich girl from New York. You remember.

You were so concerned that she was prettier than you. And that her Ivy

education was better than your community college degree.

Ugh. It was a nightmare.

So we're married now and it was supposed to be this luxurious and easy life. But

look at that house.

And we live in rural Wisconsin, and on top of that, it makes me work. So, we

might not have it all. My husband had nothing, and yours will give you

but we have each other.

Unless... I wouldn't sign the prenup unless it had a special

clause in it.

If he is unfaithful in any way, the whole contract's null and void.

It's really late now.

I'd say call him.

No. He's standing me up.

Just call him.

Uh, I think you misdialed. You called me.

Call again.

Um, it called me again.

How do you have my number?

That's right.

She always called me. Why would she have your number?

555 -6452.

That's your number.

What is he doing with your number, Zach?

Well, I really don't like your tone, honey.

He does look awfully similar to you, Zach.

Are you sure you're not playing some cruel joke on me?

Kristen, I would never.

I see you look at her all the time, Zachary. Last summer when we went on

boating trip together, you couldn't keep your eyes off of her. And I know you

have a thing for petite women.

That woman that your parents wanted you to marry, she was very petite.

Oh, wow.

I'm telling you, Mona.

I've never been on a dating site in my life.

Kristen, you said that you've been texting this guy, right? You can check

phone. I have no texts to her.

Give me your phone.

This is how you try to impress me?

Talking about how busy and successful you are? Your family?

Mona, you know, you're insulting me right now.

To think that I would look at any other woman? I have to leave.

No, you stay. Not unless you want to face a third degree from your husband.

I can't stay here. I have to go to a hotel.

Please tell my husband that I'm here regardless.

I will not!

Kristen, go upstairs and shut the door.

This is not your problem.

Mona's jealousy is not your problem.

Of course you want the other woman in your house. You want to sneak away,

fucker. while your wife is asleep?

Wow.

You're embarrassing me.

You're embarrassing yourself.

Or you will when you come to your senses.

Kristen, tell her that I was not exchanging these text messages with you.

wasn't on that dating site.

I'm sorry, Zach. I'm not sure that...

That's what you always wanted, isn't it?

Look at her. Look at her body.

You are insane.

That's enough, Mona. Seriously, let her go.

Tell me I'm crazy. Tell me you two don't flirt together and can't wait until I

leave the room so that you can betray me.

I would never betray you.

That's not what I asked. I want you to tell me that you don't find her

attractive. Listen, yeah, okay, she's pretty, but you're my wife, Mona.

And I'm not unfaithful to you.

I wouldn't dream unfaithful. You do dream, Zach. Why don't you just tell her

truth?

I feel guilty.

Not for cheating on you or for planning it.

I feel guilty because I made it obvious that I think she's so... I mean, she's

beautiful.

I mean, it's true that I...

I have looked at her in an ungentlemanly manner, but... In truth,

I wouldn't pursue her.

And you.

Why do I see you over at my house when I'm not here?

My husband is jealous and verbally abusive.

And you guys have been so kind to me.

Let me stay here.

I really enjoy your company and Zach.

But it's clear that I've overstayed my welcome and put a rift between you two.

And I'm sorry for that, Mona. You're hard.

Oh my god, I am terrified and embarrassed.

You've lost your fucking mind.

Are you jealous, too?

Jealous that I kissed her on her lips?

I... Kiss me like you'd kiss him.

Tell me you don't want her.

Zack, I want her to see you.

I don't know.

Stop it.

I want her to see you.

I want her to see your body.

No, no.

This charade is over.

This attraction between you is a sickness.

until you've satisfied your curiosity.

You can have her body and she can have yours.

But it won't be passionate.

It will just be sex.

You've lost your mind.

She's right.

I want you.

I'll take him in any way you'll allow.

You can have him.

As long as you follow my instructions.

A taste of that giver.

That's a good sack.

Kiss it.

I won't like it. I just won't.

How can I make love to someone else?

Especially... Right in front of you.

You'll do it, and you'll think the entire time of our plan.

The cabin and Seychelles.

You'll do your illustrations and I'll finish my novel.

And better yet, we'll have each other.

You are going to have to act your ass off. If you weren't convincing... I

I'll be terrified.

Absolutely terrified.

But I'll pull it off.

Will you be able to pull it off?

Oh, yeah.

I've been faking this marriage for a while.

Look into his eyes.

He loves it.

This is crazy.

Mona, you're never going to forgive me for allowing this insanity.

Stop. Wait.

I'm enjoying this.

It's so much better this way than you two cheating behind my back. But I

sneaking behind your back.

I've never been on a dating.

We'll see you then.

Do you think you can satisfy her?

Yes.

I want it.

Come here.

Thank you.

Don't enter her And I want you to run

Just here.

Just here.

Mmm.

And how sweet and wet and warm that cunt is.

And you've always wanted to make that perfect, sweet,

pulsing pussy quiver.

And do you feel her orgasm right around your cock?

Do you feel her quivering? Do you? Do you?

And do you know that it's just because I told her?

It's just because I told you to tell me what to do.

This is all because I've given everything.

Shove it right back in. Right back.

How do you work baby?

I don't know.

Oh.

I want to share your hot fucking cum with my friends. I want to... I want

I want to... I want to... I want to... I want to...

so sure about that.

one -night romances before I met Zachary.

Really?

Yeah. Bloody.

I'm a dreamer. I wouldn't dream of... But you're my wife, Mona.

And I'm not unfaithful to you.

I feel guilty that... Fuck, one more time.

Sorry. I feel guilty because...

I can't get this line. I feel guilty because I can't get this line.

I feel guilty.

Not for cheating on you or for planning it. I feel guilty because I still

can't get this line.

Obvious. Is it obvious?

I have been verbally abusive.

That's not what I'm supposed to say.

I'm embarrassed of you.

You've lost your fucking mind.

I'm so freaking out!

Feel her breath.

Caress her supple skin.

Gently roll your tongue.

Thank you.