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So, tell me about your sex life.

Are you sexually active?

I'm always sexually active.

But if you must know, I've been recently holding out.

Is there any reason you're choosing to abstain from having sex?

Let's just say I've been a little more choosy these days.

Well, that's good.

Are you tired? Have you been sleeping?

Not really.

Why would you say that?

Well, the circles around your eyes, for one thing.

You look tired.

You having those bad dreams again?

I wouldn't really call them bad dreams.

Well, what would you call them?

More like wet dreams.

And how are you managing your urges?

Have you ever heard of the miracle of masturbation?

Can you tell me some more about these dreams? I take it that they're sexual in

nature.

Well, Mom, I'm a sexual being.

It's who I am. It's part of my makeup.

How many times a day are you masturbating?

Once a day?

Twice a day?

Three times a day?

Dad? Really?

What's the magic number?

Do you want to know who I'm thinking about when I finger myself too?

You?

Would you like to watch?

Stepdad, and I'm not your enemy here.

Do you think it's healthy to regard women as prey?

Mom, you should know I'm as healthy as a horse, both physically and mentally.

I think I deserve a little more credit than what you give me.

Look, you know I have to ask the hard questions.

Call me Dr. Benskeet.

I think I've earned it.

What about your stepsister?

What about her?

Well, how do you see her?

Don't worry about Theodora.

That kitten's got claws.

Have you been maintaining a healthy diet?

You mean, have I been still making myself throw up?

No, I'm all good.

I'm better now.

I think I was just bored hanging out with too many model types.

They can be real bitches.

You know, she tells me that you've been seeing a girl.

That little brat tells you everything.

And your friends?

Any progress there?

I met someone.

A boy.

Tell me more about this girl.

What's her name?

Coco.

Coco Badcock.

This boy.

Tell me about him.

What's his name?

His name's Josh.

Josh Badcocks.

He didn't like having sex.

Is it more about the conquest?

Both.

I like to eat what I kill.

What did I do to deserve such a kinky wife?

Tense.

What's the matter?

What's on your mind?

I keep thinking about, you know, leaving Tyler and Theodora alone

for...

So the whole week?

Honey, it's only for a few days.

And it'll do good for them to grow free for a little bit.

Theodora will be here with them.

What's the worst that can happen?

Don't get me started on Theodora.

Come on. If she's anything like her mother, she'll be fine.

She does have a way about her.

Do you promise that...

Check in on them and keep an eye out.

Honey, I promise.

I will make sure of it.

I need a cigarette.

Not yet.

You don't want help?

Oh. Oh, my God.

Oh my god.

That's nice.

There's so much of it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh fuck, you're touching it. Oh fuck.

Oh my god, fuck, you're touching it. Oh fuck.

Fucking right, that's deep! Oh my god, that's deep! Oh my god, that's deep!

Fuck! Oh my god! Fuck!

Yeah.

Oh,

my God, you're so hot.

Fuck, you're so hot.

Oh, my God. Fuck!

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah. Fuck.

Oh, yeah, baby, show me. Oh, baby, show me. Show me.

Show me.

Show me.

That works for me.

All right. Okay, so we're only going to be gone for a week. You know the rules.

I have to remind you.

I'll take care of your little girl, Dad.

Yep, that'll work.

Just remember, you're in charge, okay?

You need to watch your sister like a hawk and make sure that she takes her

You remember what happened last time.

Okay, just be careful, okay?

You know what you have to do?

I know, Mom.

It'll be fine.

My good boy.

I miss you already.

I miss you too.

I love you.

What are we going to do this weekend?

Well, we have the place to ourselves.

I can think of a few things.

That does sound quite tempting, but I have a better idea.

How about we invite over Josh and his hot sister Coco for a little get

-together?

That does sound tempting.

You know, I've been looking for some fresh meat.

I don't know, Tyler.

Here she's the real deal.

A true God, honest virgin.

I've heard all the other guys in school have been trying and failed miserably.

I don't know. I actually think she's a more indie girl who just doesn't know it

yet.

Well, you know that makes me want her more.

I like that, huh?

I bet I can get into her pants first.

But let's make it interesting.

If you...

Papa does schoolgirl with a cherry first.

You can have what you've always wanted.

And if I lose?

I get that little car viewers that you love so much.

You got a deal, step -sir?

You better not back out.

I'll be rooting for you, big brother.

Let's go.

I didn't come home last night. Where the fuck were you?

I told you I had to work.

What? You think I like working all night? Not come home to my fucking bed?

Was she there?

Who?

You know exactly who I'm talking about. Was she there?

I don't know who she is.

Your slutty little personal assistant.

What's her name?

Jen. She's just that. My personal assistant. It's work.

All right, I've seen how she looks at you. I know there's something going on

between the two of you.

First of all, she's half my age.

Second of all, she's my personal secretary.

We work together.

What am I supposed to do, fire her because my wife's a fucking psycho?

You know what? I'm sick and fucking tired of you gaslighting me, trying to

me think that I'm the crazy one. I know there's something going on between the

two of you.

Don't worry, they'll eventually stop and everything will go back to normal.

You're the asshole!

And having half your age never stopped you before, now has it?

Has it?

We're together.

They're gonna get to Boris, I just know it. It's okay, they fight all the time.

I know, I just wish he wouldn't get on his case so much.

Coco, it's pretty fucked up what Calvin puts her through.

You know, you could try calling him dad.

It doesn't make anything better.

He's our stepdad. We shouldn't have to put up with his shit.

See, you never liked him.

Mom's not our real mother and you still call her mom? She's a miserable fucking

bitch. All she does is annoy everybody. You see the way she fucking talks to me?

It's different.

She's not wrong in this.

She has every right to be angry.

He's never home anyways, you know?

And she's right. He probably is fucking the secretary.

There you go again, defending her.

It's okay, sis.

You know, all parents fight and it'll eventually be okay.

Yeah, you're right.

I know, I just wish we could go back to normal and being happy again.

I know, sis, I know.

What do you think, Chris? You want to get out of here?

Yeah, let's go.

What up, bitches?

You ready for some fun?

We could go hit the pool for a date at my place.

Um, you don't have any bathing suits.

That's all right. We have everything you could possibly need at our place.

Come on, it's the perfect day.

Come on, you guys know we don't bite.

Sure.

Yay.

So what do you think of my sister?

Do you like her?

She's nice.

Well, she likes you, you know.

Really? And what would she say?

I'm not going to get into details, but, you know, if you wanted to get with her,

I could make it happen.

What are you saying?

Hey, don't be a fucking dumbass.

Well, she's hot, right?

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.

I would be all over her if I had the chance.

I guess, yeah. That would be cool.

It's no problem, man.

But, since I would do that for you, do you think maybe you could put in a good

word with Coco?

Yeah, I don't see why not, dude.

Fuck yeah, man.

Speaking of the devil.

Hey, guys.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about 50 Wish.

I was just talking to my new bro, Josh.

Yeah.

So, Josh, tell us about your home situation.

Trouble in paradise?

No, trouble.

It's perfectly normal. Family on.

It's okay.

You can be honest. Coco Ray told me about your parents' marital issues.

Guys, it's fine.

Our parents are fucking crazy.

Like, they're literally psychiatrists, and they examine her every move. It's so

annoying. So don't be embarrassed.

That sounds awful.

Yeah, but it's really not that bad.

You just have to know when to flip the switch.

Like now, for instance.

You guys are boring me with all this family talk. What are you doing?

You're so annoying.

Fine, well, my sister hasn't took a vow. Oh, my God.

I don't want to see my sister spit.

Come on. You're so pretty.

Oh, come on. Our titties are out. It's not fair.

Why don't you take something off? Are you afraid of a little shrinkage?

No, but I'm not taking something off in front of my sister.

Just take it off, man. Take it off.

Take it off. Take it off. Take it off. Take it off. Okay, fine.

Yeah, that's enough.

That was hard.

He'll go.

I'll fucking go.

What do you

think

I better do in here?

So, can I ask you a question?

Uh, yeah.

Are you a lesbian?

No.

Okay. I didn't mean to offend you, but you kind of give off like a little

lesbian vibe.

Have you ever thought about being with a girl?

Come on, we're friends.

How about we do a

test?

Your sister's a lesbian?

Uh, is your sister a lesbian?

I don't know.

At least, bye, I guess.

Yeah, I'm definitely not a lesbian.

Oh, don't put me behind it. Just... You sound it.

I'm not a lesbian.

Mm -hmm.

Josh doesn't seem to mind. Right, Josh?

It's cool if I kiss your sister, right?

See? He's cool.

Isn't it a little weird that I'm right next to my sister?

No.

Do you think we can maybe, like, scooch over a little bit?

No, no, no. Closer.

I'm not touching your head.

Maybe we can go in the background.

No, no, no.

Everyone's in here. Move a little bit closer. Yeah.

I don't know what to do.

Okay. It's kind of weird being heard in front of a sister.

Is it your birthday?

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Guys, don't say that about me.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Okay, so is your lace on me?

I didn't put it there.

It's just a little weird. I don't think we should be touching anything else.

You just sucked my brother's second car.

Come on, it's good.

Are you looking at your brother?

No.

Oh my god, yes.

Right there.

Oh wow.

I'm not looking at my sister, that's so weird.

She looks so happy.

You can do it. I'm not doing it.

She's family. I can't do that.

You know, I think I'm broken up. I can take off my own top.

Yeah, I'm sure she can do it.

I'm not touching my sister's boobs.

Just pull the strap.

I'm not watching.

Yeah. Help your sister out.

What?

Two seconds.

This is so... Later. I did it.

Oh, look how close your sister is. Yeah, I'm not looking at her.

You're so...

Come on, let's take a look.

I'm looking.

Yeah, yeah, so pretty, I guess.

My sister's face can't be right next to me.

Yeah, no, stay.

Coco,

you look so pretty.

Are you

touching your

sister? You touch yours right now?

I'm not trying to. You keep touching your side.

Looking good.

Wait, what?

Do you think we can switch

positions? Because I feel a little too close to her.

I'm so

emotional

if I do that.

Coco you're a little too close right now Mom

and dad would not approve of this. This

is so weird

I can see that, but like... And like, what if somebody like, finds out, or

like... Yeah, we can't have anybody find out about it.

Can Harley talk?

Literally no one's ever gonna know. Okay, so you're like, way too close to

dick. I know.

I think it feels good.

I like how Coco said that there.

Oh, you're way too close to my pussy.

I think she likes it. I really don't think this is okay, guys.

I'm so sorry.

No, don't put it in her mouth.

I didn't mean to.

I mean, why not?

What do you mean, why not? We're brother and sister. That's why.

I mean, they're doing it. Why? No, no.

We cannot be doing that.

Oh, my gosh.

Sorry.

Don't touch me.

Don't touch my sister with my dick.

I mean,

I guess you're just gonna do it, like... Okay, okay, okay, that's enough, that's

enough, that's enough.

Wait,

you don't like it?

I mean, it's wrong.

That's my sister.

I really want you to lick my pussy. My brother fucks you.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, Fizz.

Have you been making a challenge to see who's fucking better?

I bet Coco is better than mine. I like being inside yours, though.

Coco tastes old.

You think my pussy's not good, bro?

No, that's not what I'm saying, Fizz.

Well,

two is always better than one.

Why don't you just try it?

We could try it, too.

You know?

Just for a little.

I mean, but my thing is, like, what if somebody finds out?

No, we're here to have fun.

I don't know. I swear it feels like somebody's been watching us.

No, no one's home. Our parents are out of town.

Oh, like this?

Like that?

Really, nobody can find out about this.

Like this?

I didn't think I'd be crossing the bridge today.

Oh my God.

Yeah, do it, do it, do it.

Like, I'm going back to Theo.

Sorry, sis.

You came all fucking over me.

I didn't mean to.

It's in my lashes.

I didn't think it was going to leak out.

What the?

Oh, my God.

That's my bad.

Yeah, it is.

Um, well.

I guess.

You're right. What if mom and dad find out? I don't know.

Guys, it's all good.

It's fine. Relax. It's all good.

Are you sure? I don't think it's all good.

Well, you sure seem to like it when you're doing it.

Yeah, no one's going to find out.

I don't know what the problem is now.

Yeah, no one's going to know. We don't want to tell anyone.

No. Yeah.

We want to keep it just between, you know, us. Like, now we're all just good

friends. Can you keep from it? Yeah, of course.

No one's doing that.

We're not going to say anything.

Okay.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

I was just here to check in on you. Check in on us?

You're fucking joking, right?

You're probably jacking off and watching us.

No, your parents asked me to come in and check up on you. You're fucking blind,

right? Don't you see we have company?

They asked you to come in here?

Well, how about you get the fuck out then?

If you say anything, I'm gonna have you fucking waiting tables at Denny's like

you did before.

Yes, sir. I will leave. So get the fuck out. Yes, sir. Right now.

Oh, please.

Ian, you know, we should probably go.

Yeah, um, we should get out of here.

I mean, at least we could give you a ride home.

At least we could do it. No, I'm just saying, we'll call an Uber, um, but we

appreciate the hospitality and, like, hanging out. That's cool.

Did you think that was going to happen?

Not in a million years.

Wow. He's not going to say anything yet.

Will you pay him? No.

Maybe we should just buy him an extra couple bucks. Ten bucks, Sandra.

If he's lucky.

I'm like, we really don't care because we don't really want it.

Oh, I could care less. I mean, it's just... Why was he here?

I don't know. But that was just the fact that you just fucked with the new girl

at school.

So I guess that means that your little car is mine now.

How? You didn't even win the bet.

Yeah, I did.

I always win.

You didn't even... I fucked her before you did.

I touched her pussy before you did.

Who cares?

You gave her a kiss.

Kissing doesn't mean fucking.

We didn't, like, specify. I mean, I touched her pussy first.

Well, you know what fucking means, don't you?

We'll just have to see about that.

I'm going to go do a tease right now.

Do you want a guitar?

Whatever. In my mind, I won.

What's in my mind, then?

Krokohan is beautiful.

What are you watching?

Look. I'm not watching anything right now. What are you, sick?

Shut up, babe.

Look, it's the kids, babe.

What the fuck?

What's going on?

What is this? What the fuck?

Josh and Coco.

Coco Joshua.

Is this what the fucking kids are doing these days?

Making porn? Shooting sex tape?

You two better have a really good explanation as to what the hell is going

I don't know. I didn't know we

were being recorded.

Coco, do you know?

Coco.

And who are these other kids in this video?

Do you know the amount of problems you invited by doing this?

They're just our friends. They're not perverts.

They're just your friends.

They're not your friends. Friends don't record people having sex and then send a

secret sex tape to their parents.

They wouldn't do that. It had to be someone else.

Who?

Where were their parents doing all this?

Out of town? I don't know.

Do you know who these people are?

The Von Skeets.

The Von Skeets?

Do you know who these people are?

Everyone knows who they are. The Von Skeets are a wealthy, powerful family.

is crazy.

Are you sure it's the Von Skeets we're talking about here?

Positive.

Wow! I don't care who these people are. I'm going to call their parents and get

to the bottom of what really happened. I want you kids to go to your room right

now and I don't want to hear a fucking peep until I get to the bottom of this.

Go!

I am just sick to my stomach about this.

Just sick.

Josh, we really messed up this time.

Don't worry, sis.

Everything will be okay.

Who do you think set us up?

What do you mean?

Theo and Tyler.

I mean, if it wasn't them, then who was it?

Why would they do that? They're going to get just as much trouble with us.

I mean, if they didn't, then who else?

What about the buzzers?

The old guy in the suit?

Yeah, he was totally creeping around all night.

I mean, it was kind of fun though, right?

Yeah, it was fun.

It felt good to finally be free.

It feels good to be back, doesn't it?

I don't know, Josh.

kind of weird.

I mean, not really.

Just go with it.

Hey, Jim.

Josh, it's me.

Go to your room.

Tomorrow we're going to have a talk.

Parents, I can still call them.

And you, I'm especially disgusted by you.

Sorry, Dad.

Welcome. Come in.

Good afternoon, Mrs. Badcock.

It's a pleasure meeting you. You are expected.

And welcome to the Vonsky Residence.

This way, please.

The Badcock.

Wonderful. I am Dr. Jack Vanskeet. This is my wife, Penelope.

Also Dr.

Vanskeet. How do you do? Nice to meet you.

Aaliyah, Ali.

You guys have a beautiful home. Thank you.

Calvin. Calvin.

Please have a seat.

So.

So, we appreciate you inviting us to your home, but we have some questions.

Yes, of course.

The thing.

My wife told me there was a party about a week ago.

Things got a little out of hand.

A little out of hand?

The kids were having full -on sex here under your roof. We understand that this

has been stressful for you, and we do apologize for any problems that may have

caused to your family, but they're of an age where they're going to be

experimenting with sex.

Part of growing up in...

We're covering.

I'm sorry, but this wasn't just your typical backseat grope fest.

They had a full -on orgy here under your roof.

Also, somebody sent us that video. Who would do such a thing?

We demand to know who shot that video.

It was LaMarche. Who's that?

Son, not right now.

She's our butler.

Your butler taped it?

Tyler, are you sure?

Yes, Mom.

Jack, you know, you need to deal with this. You need to deal with this right

now.

Lamarck!

Yes, sir.

You're a fucking pervert. This is all your fault.

I'll handle this, sir.

No, we know it was you that recorded it. You're a sick fuck.

Sir, I do not know what he's talking about.

Lamarck. Sir,

you asked for me to check in on them, and I've done nothing wrong. I just

looked in on them.

Give my husband your phone, or I'm calling the police.

Maybe it was a... perhaps a misunderstanding.

Get out.

Now.

I can send for you things later.

But we're not giving you a reference.

I understand, sir.

We're so sorry.

Listen, you've got to understand, this is a bad situation for us, too.

Tyler and Theodore, they don't normally engage in this type of behavior.

But teenagers will be teenagers.

As far as LaMerche goes, I will be sure he's dealt with.

And I promise that video will never, ever see the light of day again.

You have my word on that.

I don't know. I'm just... I'm still so freaked out. This is just all so weird.

Well, would you like to talk about it? I mean, we are licensed therapists, and

we're very good.

What a great idea, my love. Kelvin?

I can see there's a lot on your mind that you're not talking about.

Let us make it up to you with family therapy.

Family therapy?

We don't need therapy.

We are not crazy.

Of course not. You know, therapy is just, you know, having someone to talk

and someone to listen to you. You mean to tell me that there isn't anything on

your mind that you'd like to talk about? Anything at all?

I mean, it might be good for the kids to have someone to talk to.

We get so busy and we don't always have the time.

Well, that's perfect then. You and Joshua can come to therapy with me and

And, you know, Calvin, you can join in Jack and Theodora in their session.

It could be perfect for all of us, couldn't it?

Allie, would you come with me right now?

Sure, okay.

Calvin.

Oh, these are nice.

Thank you.

There's actually...

An interesting story behind these, every year, my husband and I like to throw a

little masquerade ball just for our special clients and friends.

Each one of these represents a different year, a different ball.

It's like a nice little way of celebrating successes.

You know, our Xander clients.

Wow. Nice.

So, you know, for us it's all about helping people, and I hope that you

mind my prying.

But, you know, kids are friends, and friends will talk, and it sounds like

might be some tension at home between you and your husband.

Well,

I mean, Coco's still a teenager. She doesn't know how marriages work. I'm

it's not half as bad if she makes it sound, but...

Yeah, I mean, we have been fighting a lot lately.

You know, it was just the same with me and my husband. You know, men, you know,

I will wander and their heart will follow.

But, you know, just come to therapy and bring your son.

You know, it saved my marriage. It saved my family.

Really?

Well,

thank you, Penny.

Yeah.

Well, thank yourself. You are doing all the work. You're taking that first step,

which is always the hardest.

Do you think we could see you tomorrow?

Absolutely. Okay.

Okay.

Hi. Thank you all for being here.

I thought that to start, we could go around and introduce ourselves.

Go first.

My name is Dr.

Penny Von Skeet. I have...

a doctorate in psychology, and I have been practicing family therapy for 10

years now.

I love it. I really enjoy getting to meet people and getting to know people

you know, helping families heal and just, you know, come together.

Yeah. Aaliyah, would you tell us a little bit about yourself?

Sure.

I'm Aaliyah.

I've been an accountant for seven years.

I really enjoy it.

Just something about math and numbers.

They're dependable. They don't lie.

You know what I mean?

I have two children, both adopted, and I love my family very much.

Okay. Thank you very much.

Joshua, tell us a bit about yourself.

I'm Josh.

I'm 18.

I'm a freshman in college.

I haven't really decided on a major yet. I'm just weighing out my options and

trying to figure out what would be right for me.

Can you tell us a little bit about your likes, your interests, your hobbies?

I like sports, I guess.

I'm not really sure. I guess I'm not too interesting.

Yeah, Josh, I'm sorry, man. You're kind of turning this into a fucking news

fest. Okay, all right. Tyler.

Jesus. Can you wait your turn to speak, please? And I'm sure, Joshua, that you

are very interesting. You're just not giving yourself enough credit, okay? But

we're going to crack that shell. We're going to get in there.

Tyler, would you please tell the group about yourself?

Well, my name is Tyler.

I'm 19 years old.

I enjoy the finer things in life.

You know, art, music, bath cards, fine wine,

and women, too.

Thank you, Tyler.

Okay,

now that we're all introduced,

around, I thought we could just get down to the nitty -gritty of why we were

here.

Joshua, Tyler, you two were caught in flagrante with your sisters,

and I,

for one, and I'm sure Leah, too, are very interested to know how you feel

that.

Wow. I'm sorry. I don't think I can talk about this in front of my mom.

Come on, Josh.

We didn't do anything wrong, man.

Can you just be honest? We could get out of here.

You know, it's really fine, Josh. This is why we're here, is to open up these

channels of honesty, honest communication.

It's okay. It's a safe space.

That's why we're here, Josh.

To be honest, right?

I mean, yeah, I guess for once in my life I finally felt alive for the first

time. You know, I didn't care what, like, my parents thought, and I just did

what I wanted to.

There you go, man. Why didn't you just say that from the start?

So, Josh, what I'm hearing is that you're feeling, you know, sort of

trapped and sort of restricted, and maybe you're feeling even a little bit

held back.

I mean, yeah, I feel like that often.

Whenever I come home, my parents are arguing because my dad stayed out all

and was probably cheating on my mom.

And, you know, I want to go to her and, like, let her know everything's going to

be okay and that we're going to be fine.

But, you know, she never leaves. And I don't know, just something's

holding me back at this point.

Mm -hmm.

Alita, how do you feel? You're in it.

Well, you know, I was wondering if, Josh, Alita, if you two could do

for me.

If you could both stand up, and I want you to look into each other's eyes and

just tell each other how you feel.

I just want to tell you, I hate the way Dad treats you, and I know you can do

way better.

And, you know, it really makes me feel like shit, because

you never acknowledge me, and it feels like you don't see me, and I

feel worthless.

Josh, I'm so sorry. I had no idea we were making you feel this way.

Look, it's just we didn't want our marital problem to bleed into your kid's

life. You shouldn't have to deal with that.

Mom, I'm grown.

And we hear you guys argue all the fucking time.

And it fucking sucks.

And I just want you to know that I'm here for you.

And you deserve better.

Wait, I'm not done.

You know, I finally realized after all these years of me not being able to

feel like I can do anything, it's all because of you. It's always been you.

You know, I've had to sit around in this house and watch you put up with dad's

bullshit.

Cheating on you and womanizing you growing up.

And you always forgive them. And you just put up with it.

And it fucking sucks.

I'm sorry, Josh.

I had no idea I ever made you feel that way.

You are grown.

And I'm so proud of the man you've grown into.

I don't ever want you to feel that way again. I want you to feel strong.

And I want you to do what you want in life.

Okay. Hey, attaboy, Joshy.

You finally grew a pair of balls. I told you I liked them when I met him.

Dr.

Bansky, I'm so sorry.

You know what? Neither one of you has anything to be sorry for. You know, we

just, we broke down some barriers and we unveiled some honesty.

I feel like we've had our first big breakthrough. I'm very proud of both of

If you'd like to kind of keep exploring a little bit, I would like to do some

role -playing at this point.

Joshua, would you please come over here?

And I want you to just react to me as though I was your mom. Tell me

that you want to say and do everything that you want to do. And Tyler, it looks

like you're already in position to do the same with Aaliyah.

Do you think you can do that, Aaliyah, Josh?

I... Sure, I am. Okay.

So, Mrs. Badcock, or should I say, Mom, what are we going to do all night? I

mean, Dad told you he was going to go to the office, right?

He said he was going to be there all night?

Yeah, well, you know, he's probably got that 20 -year -old secretary just sent

right over the desk, and he is probably going to town.

I'm that tight little pussy.

Kind of sucks, you know.

But, you know, there's got to be some way that you could kind of take the

back in your relationship.

Right?

Yeah, I guess.

Hey, wouldn't it feel good to be on top for once?

Yeah. It would, right?

To get back at him.

Yeah. Well, why don't you do it then?

Probably a lot better already, huh?

Yeah.

I mean,

I like acting late.

Oh my God, I can't believe it.

You don't know, huh?

I don't

want

to watch my mom.

Thank you.

Is this okay?

It's 100 % fine.

Oh, my God.

Oh, what's that?

Oh, I think there's another thing. Thank you.

Do you want to talk about that?

I don't know.

I can't

believe

this is happening.

No?

Well, why not?

How's it making you feel, Aaliyah?

I've never been to this type of therapy before.

How does it make you feel? Are you enjoying yourself?

Are you feeling relieved?

Feeling pretty good.

I don't want to hear

all that.

You don't want to hear about it? Well, you can look. You can just turn your

a little bit.

It's okay.

If you just want to hear it.

Oh, my God.

You know, that's one of the perks of group therapy is that you don't have any

secrets.

Huh? You already have all the power dots now.

Oh, someone's skirt has been pulled up.

Just a little bit.

I don't want to think about my mom hurt. You don't want to think about it?

Now I can see why Coco likes you so much.

Yeah, yeah.

Because of you.

What's wrong, Brad?

Oh, my God.

The only way we're going to help, though.

How's that feeling, Aliyah?

Huh?

Pretty good.

Did you know that your son has an erection right now?

Oh, wow.

Josh, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm good, Mom.

Quite a prodigious one. It's warm to the touch.

I can't believe this is happening.

Do you think it's okay that we're doing this right now?

What does the doctor say?

It's about honesty and breaking down these barriers.

These are old paradigms.

You know, if they're not serving you, then you should just exercise them,

you think?

Send them away. If they're not helping you, yeah, because you know who

determines what's healthy for you?

Who? You determine what's healthy for you. I do?

That just makes sense.

Do you think that it would feel good to be healthy, Pastor?

Or do you think that it would feel restricted?

Um, yeah.

Well,

how about you get close to your dad?

Oh.

By him?

Yeah. Okay.

Well,

all things that feel so bad are healthy, right?

I wouldn't say that.

You could even lean right back on them if you need to.

I don't need to. It's okay.

For example,

maybe it's okay to watch your mother.

I don't think I should watch my mom.

Don't look over here, Josh.

I'm not going to, Mom.

It's okay to appreciate how beautiful your mother is. You look gorgeous,

Oh, you just missed an eyeful. I think she was looking at you. Was she? A

bit. I saw some big brown eyes.

She takes a few peeks every now and then.

Mom, are you looking at me? No. No.

Can you take like half a step back? There you go.

Right up against the back of your mouth.

Isn't that a little too close?

No,

I think that's excellent.

Tyler, you're being so helpful for once.

Anything that helps you. I like Josh and Allie. You seem nice.

Oh, thank you, Tyler.

She seems nice.

From what I can tell you right now.

You're so... Oh, God.

No, it's okay. You know, if something's in the room.

I mean, I'm not going to expect you to restrict your vision. You can't help me.

How does it make you feel, Aliyah, to cleanse your sun direction?

I think she's a little curious. She keeps looking out there.

Mom, is that true? Do you keep looking at me?

Here, let's just try something.

What? No, I can't get too close to you.

No, we don't have to get any closer than you already are.

Okay. I'm going to turn like this.

Okay.

Here we are.

Uh -huh.

Could you please turn around for a moment?

I don't think she should... Sure.

Okay. Okay. Don't be scared. Oh!

Don't be scared. I'm not scared.

I just... Do you know you're not scared?

Um... Not at all?

I... I'm not scared. I... It's very beautiful.

I don't even know what I'm looking at. I guess the only time you've seen it like

this before was in that video, huh?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Is that accurate?

I don't even know how we got in this situation.

You're the one who sucked us up and brought us over for therapy.

Well, I'm doing it in front of my mom, and it's not a problem.

Right, Mom?

It's not a problem at all. I mean, I know that Tyler is a sexual creature.

Yeah, but you also, like, fucking were supposed to be part of my makeup.

Why don't you just pretend I'm your son?

Yes, we can play pretend.

We can role play, like you're my son. Role play is funny. Okay.

It's not weird or anything.

What?

Well,

I feel much better now, Doctor.

Now you're feeling much better now? Yeah.

And are you being a good, helpful boy, Tyler?

I'm trying to, Mom. Yeah.

So I think we're resolved now, yeah.

We should go.

You think you're resolved now already? Yeah, I think we're cured. We're talking

about years of trauma, aren't we, Mom?

Well, you know, I would always suggest staying until the end of your session.

You know, we're just getting started.

Do you want me to sit on your son's dick?

Well, it depends. We're supposed to be role -playing. Does that feel like a

natural thing for you to do?

Does that feel like something that would, like, maybe bring you together?

Because Josh certainly led me to the same place.

And, you know, Tyler is there, and he's hard, and he's ready for anything that

you need to do.

Oh, what's that say?

Oh, is it no longer an academic question? It's been a very long time.

Really?

That's interesting.

I mean, Tyler.

I mean, Tyler.

I think it's okay if you kind of want it to change.

I don't want to ruin our relationship.

I know, I want to.

There's nothing wrong with that. It's just our relationship is already so

damaged.

Yes!

How do you feel Josh?

You gotta come get it. You gotta come get it, Josh.

Okay, I'm coming. It's all the way over here.

Oh my gosh.

Is this a little too close to my mom?

Well, I mean, you know, I don't want to be backed up all the way on the couch.

Remember, we're supposed to stay on the blanket, okay?

Yeah? You don't want to ruin this couch and make your poor mother buy you a new

couch, do you?

Oh, wow.

Just get in here.

You okay down there, Leah?

I feel really good. Yeah, you feel really good? Yeah. Do you think I could

you, Mommy?

I mean, I would never get to experience it.

Why not?

You don't want to do that, do you?

I mean, kind of. A little bit, yeah.

I mean, I'm not going to say that I've never suspected that you had some mommy

issues that you needed to work on.

I mean...

A few.

A few.

Yeah, just like two or three.

Or four.

Or four.

I guess this is supposed to be your therapy session.

You have been a very good boy.

So I can touch something?

Oh, jeez. Are you okay, Alina? Is that more helpful?

Yeah? Is that a little bit easier?

Yeah.

I still feel really good.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Josh, it isn't just soft. It tastes good.

I'm glad you like it.

Look at it.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to. It's just so wet. It keeps sliding out.

Flip out again,

Joshua? Yeah, you're so wet.

Gosh, I hit my lip that time.

I hit your lip?

Mm -hmm. I'm sorry I didn't mean to.

Oh, gosh.

Maybe we should try something new. I'm sorry.

Oh, no.

Now that that's sort of happened, you know, has anything changed?

It was okay. It's kind of something that happened. I don't know.

I feel a little bit closer to my mom now. You do?

That's interesting.

It's like if there was a bridge I could cross, I'm just like maybe a quarter way

across it.

Yeah.

I can see that.

You're interesting.

Here.

Well, Aaliyah, we've been focusing so much on Josh's wants.

I really want to acknowledge that you're in this situation too.

Can you nail it for me? I feel pretty in the middle of the situation. But why?

I just want to be able to kind of confront something.

What? Well, we've talked about Joshua being all grown up, but I feel like you

haven't really, really confronted his manhood.

I mean, how would you describe that to me?

It's better than that.

That's all I wanted.

I mean, I want to know more, but, like, that was one of my, like, biggest

questions. Let's not fucking talk about him right now.

No. You just want to focus on what's going on here?

Yeah. Yeah.

I just kind of feel like the man of the house, you know?

Yeah. I take care of my sister, and, you know, I've always wanted to take care

of my mom.

Aaliyah, can you show me how you might accept that Josh is...

You know,

I thought it would be like really weird but like

It's a lot different. It feels like I'm at home.

Like you're at home? Mm -hmm. So it's a positive feeling, isn't it?

Yeah. Yeah?

Another really accepting you?

I love you, Josh. Do you accept me, Mom?

I love you, Josh.

And you're a perfect son.

Is that why you, you know, fuck it like that? Mm -hmm. Because you love me?

Yeah.

I really do.

I really do.

I really do.

You're a really good man.

Am I? You are.

You know, all my life I've kind of like felt like I was in the dark with my

parents and now it feels like I have that piece of me now that I've been

missing. Yeah.

You're really beautiful.

I'm proud of both of you.

Beautiful.

I'm a little bit jealous.

I feel like they're having such a breakthrough.

I would love to have a breakthrough with you.

Aliyah, Josh, how did you feel about pairing off so that I could maybe focus

little bit more on Tyler?

Are you ready

for that?

Are you sure it's okay? I don't want to go to school anymore.

The doctor said it's okay.

Oh my

goodness.

How do you feel about a little bit of a cool down, huh?

Yeah, you'll be a good boy and mess around with this beautiful blonde milk.

If mommy had said so.

Switch, Ma.

Me too. We'll go home together. Don't worry about it.

Okay. Let's, Aaliyah, have you lie down. Sure.

I just kind of want to have a little cool down.

Okay. We've been through a very emotional process. Yes, Doctor.

I feel like the biggest weight's been released.

Me too, Josh. Me too.

Nice to see you again.

Nice to see you, Josh.

Oh, gosh.

Coco loves you so much.

I'm happy to hear that.

Your son

is a good boy.

I want you to focus on getting what you need. These last few minutes of our hour

today.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, my God.

Very, very generous with your mother and me.

Yeah. And I would really like to just worship and adore and just really thank

you. Okay. Yeah, okay. So, Aaliyah, would you join me here on the floor?

Sure.

Oh, my God.

Sweetheart. Oh, sweetie.

Oh,

thank you, baby.

Thank you, honey.

Thank you so much for being here, for being present.

Thank you, mommy.

And being helpful.

Anytime. Good boy.

Thank you, Tyler.

Anytime, Mrs. Badcocks.

Hi there, Josh.

Hi. Do you have something for me and your mother?

Of course.

Give it to me. Oh, fuck.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, Mom.

It's okay. That's why, you know, we have tissue in therapist's office. It's

fine.

Okay.

So tell me, Kelvin.

Are you still having concerns with your son and daughter?

I'm fucking pissed. I'll be honest.

My son is one thing.

But my daughter?

I can't believe the things I saw her do in that video.

Yeah, I know.

And believe me, I understand why you're angry.

But let's be honest.

They're not kids anymore.

They're all of age.

Okay?

And all you can do is hope that they don't run off and live their life and

call you again.

I mean, is that really the type of relationship you want with your kids?

Your son?

Your daughter?

Well, no.

You're going to have to accept the fact that they're grown up.

And yes, they're going to have sex and experiment with it. We all did.

It's part of life.

The sooner you accept that, the better off you're going to be.

Okay?

Now listen, I can see there's other stuff going on behind the scenes.

Troubles at home with the wife.

beautiful daughter growing up and getting away from you.

Why don't you try therapy with my daughter and I?

We're just going to talk about our feelings and hash things out.

I've already spoken to my wife about it.

She's agreed not to charge you for the sessions.

Pro bono, as we say.

So what do you think, Calvin?

Are you ready to save your family?

Okay.

Wonderful.

You won't regret it. I promise.

I'd like to start by saying that anything that we discuss in this room

this room.

Now, there are no limits here.

No topics too taboo.

There'll be no judgment like anyone here.

We're all just human beings with different feelings and different ideas.

And so we will listen.

And we will respect each other no matter what.

Now, we only have one goal here.

We will not discuss anything that transpires within these walls with

else.

Aside from who's in this room.

Ever.

Do we have an understanding?

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Excellent.

Well, let us begin this journey into the mind.

We will start by introducing ourselves and telling each other a little bit

ourselves. My name is Dr. Vensky.

Father Theodora and Tyler.

and husband to Dr. Penelope.

I am honest to a fault, and I speak from the heart.

So please, don't be offended by anything I may say.

And I'll expect the same from each of you.

I've been divorced before.

I've loved, I've lost.

I've died, I've been born again.

And I've done it all over again.

So I like to think that I have the knowledge and experience to understand,

even just a little bit, about the human experience.

Theodora?

I'm Theodora, I'm 19 years old, and I don't really have a lot to say.

I can do what I want, when I want, how I want.

I don't have time for bullshit.

So what you see is what you get.

And don't even think you can try and fix me.

Because I am not broken.

Calvin?

Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?

My name is Calvin.

And I'm here to talk to my daughter about why she's acting.

Out the wrong way.

Okay, let's put a pin in that.

So, Coco, what can you tell us about yourself?

I'm Coco.

I'm 18.

I'm adopted.

I don't really know what else to say.

I mean, how do you feel about your mom and dad?

Is there anything you'd like to share with the group?

I'm sick of them constantly arguing.

I'm sick of my dad always taking my mother's nagging, and for my brother

siding with my mother.

My dad, sometimes I feel connected to him, but, I mean, just look at him.

How could I really anymore?

Coco, how do you feel?

Sometimes I just want to...

Break free. I'm sick of everybody saying, oh, Coco's so nice. Coco's so

I just wish I could just do what nobody expects, you know?

Kelvin,

what can you tell us more about your feelings? Can you tell us a little bit

about your life and your marriage?

Well, it's like when we first met.

We were really happy. We were young. We were wild.

We had fun.

But then she changed.

She lost her spirit.

It's like I married someone and she turned into someone else.

We fight in front of the kids a lot and I can only imagine the damage

it's doing by us just staying together.

But no, that's cheating.

Kelvin, you can be honest.

Lily here is going to jail.

Yeah, be honest, Dad.

It's not like she didn't deserve it.

Say it.

Fine. You want to go tell your mother so we can finally get her a divorce?

God, what a nightmare scenario.

Lidora, don't judge.

He was being honest.

So?

How does this revelation of Kelvin's make you feel?

You know, honestly, I'm glad that my dad finally had the balls to go

outside his marriage and do something for once in his miserable life.

You know, it's kind of inspiring, actually. You know, that's actually why

what I did with Theo.

Because without Theo, I'd been doing the same fucking miserable thing every

single day!

That's right. Don't let anybody tell you to live your life.

Love who you want to love.

Fuck who you want to fuck.

Hit your life.

Well, Coco, don't just say it.

Do it.

The Adora will show you real freedom.

Get your money where your mouth is.

Look at your dad.

He's living his life.

Don't you think it's about time you do the same?

I love you.

Okay.

I just want you to take it closer.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

sorry.

Oh, God.

you're down.

She likes it.

I want you, Dad, to experience what it's like to get over these.

It's been beautiful this morning.

Well, thank you, honey.

Dr. Penny's diet is really getting off. I've already washed my hands.

It's so... Honey, you're a kid.

Well, just a little luck. Nothing wrong with it.

You are formally invited to the Vonsky's Ranch for an exclusive night of mystery

and math.

Oh. You have opened Pandora's box. And now...

See what delights await inside.

Formal attire and masks are required.

No uninvited guests allowed.

Exclusive members only.

Oh my goodness, you guys.

But I don't have any formal clothes. We should go shopping.

What's up, Josh?

You clean up nicely.

Thanks, you, uh, look amazing.

Um, have you picked out a major yet?

Yeah, um, I actually decided on psychology.

You're joking, right?

No, I'm dead serious.

You're once fucking great again, you know that.

Yeah.

Oh, Coco, how have you been?

I've been good.

Great, actually.

I've been good so far.

What? Ew!

What's up, losers?

How's the old gang doing?

You guys ready to turn this party up or what?

Wait, wait, wait. You and Coco?

Don't be jealous.

I mean, I'm only kind of jealous.

But whatever.

That's something that Josh and I can't fix on the dance floor.

I'll show you what you guys are missing out on.

So, how are you two doing since the last time we've seen each other?

We've been good.

Great, actually.

Allie?

How have you been?

Wonderful. You were stunning.

Thank you.

Wow. Calvin, you are a lucky man.

Be sure to take care of this one.

You know, we wanted to thank you guys for all the love and support. If it

for you...

And Dr. Penny, we'd still be miserable.

Wow. Praise from Calvin.

Look out, Allie. He's a changed man.

Yes, but we really do have you and Dr. Penny to thank.

We're nothing else.

Stop, you two. You're going to give me a big head.

Not that I know what I'm going to have.

Where is Penny, anyways?

mentor always said, each friend represents a new world in us, a world

not born until they arrive.

And it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.

Here's to Aliyah, Calvin, Coco, and Joshua.

Your trials have passed, and we invite you now to leave behind petty morality.

that you might fully partake of all the pleasures that this newborn world has to

offer. Will you join us?

Yes.

Well, shall we dance?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

That's great.

He's so good at getting it.

Oh.

Oh,

good boy Tyler.

Good boy Tyler.

Good boy Tyler.

I love

the taste

of my big brothers

thank you all for participating in this hedonistic, sybaritic, and spotty.

It's just the start of many wonderful, wonderful events.

That was wonderful.

Thank you. So I think you should all give yourselves a round of applause, and

will see you next week in therapy.

Maybe go down to the vacation home.

I don't know.

Take in some sun.

Yeah.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Look who's here.

Hey, good morning.

Do you have something for me? I sure do.

You're going to love this one.

It's a real masterpiece.

Call it.

Deep nailer.

Thanks a lot.

So pretty when it's all fresh like that.

Good to meet you.

Good to meet you.

It's always a pleasure doing business with you, Jack.

Always a pleasure, my friend.

By the way...

A new family just recently moved in across the way. Maybe you should welcome

them to the neighborhood?

That sounds lovely.